#my paranoid ass is going n u t s
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will have to step back again, brb
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@petalsxfallen sent: (rejuvenated Petal for Rick)
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || No longer accepting
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
"I-I like her punk style better, i-it fits my type more, b-but I can't say that she's ugly o-or not good looking e-even with that weird ballerina-like outfit. An-And Sum-Sum has been introducing her to fashion, s-so something tells me s-she'll ditch that style soon enough."
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
"S-She's a little too nice an-and vanilla for my tastes, b-but I'm training her to be better. T-That bitch vibe she had before...H-Here I say it and here I deny it, b-but I almost miss it at times. I-It was way more stimulating. S-She can be engaging and shit, b-but not as much as before. An-And, fuck, at times she gets as anxious as Morty. T-That's a pain to deal with. B-But...well, I guess that her being cheerful an-and shit helps from time to time. I-It's a good distraction from the angsty crap."
How likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex
"B-Been there, done that, will do again soon. S-She's one of the people I fuck regularly. N-Never planned of it becoming a thing, but...I-It happened." A shrug. "I-I don't seen anything wrong with it. W-We're both consenting adults an-and we both enjoy it. T-That's all that matters." And impish smirk curls his lips. "S-She's getting pretty good at stroking something else, a-aside from my ego. I-If you get what I mean."
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend
"S-Since she hangs out with me an-and actually talks to me, u-unlike her regular self, y-yeah, I think that we're pals by now. An-And fuck buddies too, obviously."
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
"W-When she firstly popped up, I-I thought that she was going to be a-an even bigger pain in my ass than before. I-It was real fuckin' weird to see her acting s-so unlike Petal, i-it took me a while to get used to it. An-And yeah, maybe I was a little paranoid. B-But I gave her the benefit of doubt an-and it turned out that it wasn't s-some over complicated plot."
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
"S-She's fun to have around. S-She makes it really fuckin' easy to tease an-and I have a blast doing it. B-But she also keeps up well, e-especially when it comes to getting wasted or-or learning how to let loose. I-I like that. Tha-This stick up her ass came out way more easily. An-And I gotta say, s-she can be sexy at times, e-even if she doesn't realise it."
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
"S-She tries, I'll give her that, b-but she needs a fuckin' lot of practice."
#[ ic :: c137 Rick ]#[ relationship :: Rick & Petal ]#petalsxfallen#[[ Rick's first impression of Petal is always 'she's annoying' x'D ]]#[[ in any form ]]#[[ the kissing rating is kinda low because she's inexperienced in this verse ]]
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THREAD: THE COBRA KAI BOYS AS BOYFRIENDS (SPICY STUFF INCLUDED)
Johnny;
You met him in a bar and he offered you a drink
Ended up having sex on the same night because the sexual tension was too much
He asked for your number the next day
"Would you like to do that again?"
You ended up dating
A G E G A P
When you found out he was teaching in a dojo, you wanted to join in but he snapped
"You are gonna be a distraction for me, babe"
Showed up anyway the next day at the dojo just for the sake of making him mad
He kept your relationship as a secret to his students
A N G R Y S E X I N H I S O F F I C E A T N I G H T
He likes to snuggle you before sleeping because he wants to feel you next to him
He's a soft bby when he's sleepy
He likes to see you wear his clothes
He made you wear his large black gi and laughed his ass off
He ✨railed you✨ right after that
Your arguments are mostly about him wanting to beat up someone and you trying to make him think about that
Sometimes you both have the same ideas and an apocalypse happens
He is ✨possessive✨
Likes to call you with pet names such as; babygirl, babe and, when's he's being really soft, also angel
Secretly dreams about your wedding and family
"I'd like our son to have your eyes, my hair colour and my physiognomy. He's gonna be a fucking badass."
When he's feeling good, he wakes you up in the morning with a breakfast he made himself
Most of the times the pancakes are burned but you still eat them to make him happy
He likes rough sex or to passionately make love to you
Has a kink for choking-
Likes when you get dominant
Sometimes he needs reassurance in the most inappropriate moments
"Babe, do you still love me?"
"Yes Johnny, i love you but we are at a funeral-"
He snores a lot and you have to slap his face in the middle of the night to make him stop
You have a kink for him with a beard
"Don't shave it- fuck me in that before"
He likes it when you call him "Sensei"
Your relationship is basically a comedy but you love each other to the core
Daniel;
You met him at the end of the 80s at the University
He spilled coffee on you by mistake and started to stutter
You chuckled and saw that he was an hottie so you didn't get mad
He tried to wipe the coffe away from you shirt with his jacket but made the situation worse
Accidentally touched your boobies and died inside
You both crushed on each other and started to hang out together
NEVER SEPARATED AFTER
He asked you to marry him after 3 years of relationship-
You obviously said yes
His mother showed you embarassing pics of him when he was younger
Daniel watched everything from afar with a 'i really want to sink into the floor and enter another dimension' glance
Your first time was sweet and intense
You then discovered that he was ✨KiNkY✨
You were sHoCkEd when you realized he had a daddy and choking kink
He likes lingerie on you
You know shit is about to go down when he returns home from work and stays silent till he gets close to you
"You were on my mind all day, love"
HE LIKES TO CALL YOU DIRTY NAMES TOO-
You like to spy on him while he is practicing his Karate skills
You literally begged for him to train you
He eventually tried to train you but you always ended up kissing and ✨fucking✨
Your arguments are about you getting mad at him because he forgets important things and him getting mad at you because you don't forgive him quickly
You give him the silent treatment when you're mad
He teases you till you start laughing and showers you with material gifts
"I'm sorry honey, can you please forgive me now?"
He doesn't snore when he sleeps but moves so much to the point of accidentally pushing you out of the bed
When you fall asleep while cuddling, he will stay in that position all night
Likes to see you with his button up shirts
He's the most romantic bby in the world
Your relationship is so good that is envied by many people-
Miguel;
You met him in a grocery store
While waiting in the line, he 'accidentally' bumped into you
"I like those cereals too!"
You started talking so much that when it was your turn, the cashier had to call you three times YELLING
He asked for your number out of the grocery store and immediately texted you when you turned your back to him to walk away
He made silly jokes just to make you laugh
When he saw you at school, you waved at him but he runned away while his two friends stood there confused
"Sorry, i wasn't mentally prepared to see you there, like that, it's a lot of pressure-"
You thought that it was pretty cute that he felt embarassed so you brushed it off
After two months he finally asked you to go on a date with him at the Arcade
Your first kiss was goofy and you bursted out laughing in his face
He then cupped your cheeks and gave you a vEry intense kiss
You were officially together after that
When you first visited his house, his grandma offered you a joint that you refused but it made you support her to the maximum-
Carmen treated you as you were already his wife-
When you first mentioned the word 'sex' to him, he started to sweat
You then realized he was an horny boy because whenever you touched him even just to caress him, he had an erection-
You both were unexperienced virgins
When you first gave him a blowjob he literally screamed
Your first time was slow and romantic
"Is this okay? Does it hurt?" Every five seconds
He felt a man after losing his v-card
He ALWAYS holds hands with you, even at school
After seeing you at the tournament to support him, he sent you a wink that made you squeal-
He celebreated the victory of the tournament with a party in your panties- (if u know what i mean)
He likes to send you sweet texts while you're sleeping so that you can read them the next morning and wake up with a smile
Arguments???? What are those????
He never wants to fight with you because he's too scared to lose you
He will let you know if something is bothering him anyway
He is a softie, what do you expect?
Tells you that he loves you at least 3 times a day
Relationship goals
Hawk;
He had a crush on you before becoming Hawk
Was literally too scared of rejection to ask you out but found the courage after he completely changed his whole vibe
You said yes, obviously
You went went out to eat and then had a walk while he rested his arm around your shoulder
Your first kiss was a full make out session-
He also grabbed your ass and you didn't mind-
When you told him that you liked him even before, he didn't believe you
He liked to act like a badass infront of the others but was completely vulnerable with you
He once cried while talking to you about his past and fell asleep in your arms right after
You liked to help him style his hair and you were also the one that dyed them everytime
Your first time with him happened during a make out session
He didn't use protection and you got mad at him for that
"Babeeee c'mon, i pulled out! the worst that can happen is a little Hawk, nothing bad about it"
He dies of jealousy everytime someones looks at you but acts like he doesn't care
You know he cares and you tease him about it-
Which leads to a very intense fuck-
His mother loves you SO MUCH
Literally so much that sometimes he jokes about it
"I think you love her more than you love me???"
You had just one serious argument and it was about you getting mad at him for how he treated his old friend acting like a bully
He told you to ✨fuck off✨
At 3:00 am he was knocking at your door crying desperately
"I'm sorry, please, i'm sorry"
You tried to act tough but when you saw him you started to cry too
He understood what you meant and listened to you
Your relationship has up and downs but your love is strong so you overcome every difficulty together
Demetri;
You met him in the Science Lab
"You know, i think that what you're doing is wrong and i know how to make it right"
Little did you know that he would have used the same mechanism with your heart too-
He wasn't the type that crushed over girls but when he saw you, not even his smart mind knew what was happening to him
He narrowed his eyes at you when you wanted to sit next to him at lunch
"Well if you want to get bullied then, you can sit here i guess"
He was too awkward to ask you out so he sent Miguel to talk to you-
The situation made you laugh so you accepted
Your first date was at your house because he told you he didn't like crowded places
You watched 'Tron:Legacy' and you loved to see how excited he got during the movie
You made the first move and kissed him
"Why did you do that?"
He stood up right after and headed to the bathroom
You heard him talk alone while you regretted your life decisions
After 20 minutes he returned in your room and kissed you before you could speak
People couldn't believe he was dating someone at first
He liked to show you off because he thought you were the prettiest girl he ever met
He still had troubles telling you everything
He got a ✨boner✨ everytime you hugged him
You never had the sex talk, it just happened
"Why are you on your knees- oh"
Having sexual experiences boosted his confidence
It really made him less of a smartass but also very paranoid
"What if you're pregnant now?"
"I swallowed, i can't get pregnant like this! I thought you were smarter than that."
Your first time was kinda awkward and short but you weren't surprised about it
As time went by, he started to get more comfortable with his sexuality and became a very gentle and passionate lover
He had his whole future with you all planned out
He loves to call you "Honey"
Your arguments are mostly about movies or books you both like
He takes them seriously tho and you kinda like to see him full of rage
"Just accept it, i'm right and you are wrong. I still love you anyway, honey"
It took him some time before he started to feel comfortable with cuddles
He doesn't like P.D.A because he prefers to have you all to himself without anyone watching
He likes to hold hands with you anyway
Your relationship is strong and everyone thinks you were both made for each other
Robby;
You first saw him at the tournament
You were in the Cobra Kai dojo-
You both shared som glances and at the end of the tournament you congratulated with him even tho he lost
He acted a little bit cold and just nodded
The day after he called his father just to ask about you-
Johnny knew what was up and helped him, combining the both of you
You are the main reason why Johnny and Robby got closer
When you found out your Sensei was his father, you understood why Robby was so hot-
Your first date was pretty chill and it was at the cinema
You both knew each other better, whispering in the middle of the movie
He was a flirt ALL THE TIME
But also a sweet bby
Your first kiss happened at the end of the night infront of your house
He went from "angel baby boy" to "your daughter calls me daddy too" very quickly
Johnny acted like it wasn't a big deal but asked about you two at least 2 times a week after training
Robby couldn't keep his hands to himself whenever you were around
You snogged EVERYWHERE when you had the opportunity
He invited you multiple times at his house since his mother was never around
You let him vent about his relationship with his parents and listen to him
Your first time happened on his couch
It started with you simply cuddling while watching a movie and then an heated make out session happened
It was slow and passionate with him whispering to you how much he loved you
When he told you he was a virgin before you and always lied, you didn't believe him
He is a sucker for P.D.A
You are both two jealous bastards and your arguments are mostly about jealousy
You were jealous of Sam and a big argument started because of that
He reassured you, telling you that he only had eyes for you
He secretly is a bottom most of the time-
But when he takes control, he will ✨rail you✨
He's proud of you and loves to show you off
He LOVES cuddles so much and can't sleep if he doesn't feel your fingertips in his hair-
Your meeting with his mother was awkward since she was with another man-
He is ✨protective✨ and will never let you get hurt
Loves to see you blush while he tells you sweet things
Got mad when you told him that you thought Johnny was hot
"He is my father!"
"Yeah and you both have the same DNA, so both hot-"
Gave you the silent treatment after but lost it when he found you with only one of his shirts on the bed-
He always has new ideas whenever you two hang out together
"We should go climbing-"
He is so romantic, like DAMN-
"I'm a gentleman in the streets and a beast in the sheets"
Calls you "babygirl" everytime
Your relationship is long lasting and never boring
Aaaaa this is my second thread lmao, hope you liked it- ♡
#cobra kai#karate kid#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#eli moskowitz#miguel diaz#demetri cobra kai#robby keene#thread#boyfriend#spicy#fluff#billy zabka#hawk cobra kai
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Hi! Could you do whole alphabet for Echo too? I'm so inlove with your Rex one. So soft
A/N: Sorry, I couldn’t find a nicer gif of my boy. Also, REBLOG AND COMMENT IF YOU LIKE THIS! These take just as much time as a drabble or one-shot to finish. Spread the love.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Echo pre and post-Citadel is a cuddler. He cuddles, and talks, and tries to stay awake for as long as he can, because he doesn’t want to lose a second with you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves your legs. King of looking respectfully whenever you wear something with a short hem line.
Pre-Citadel, he liked his hands. They’re steady and true. Not to mention dexterous fingers which you seemed to appreciate.
Post-Citadel, he likes his eyes. They’re different from before, a bit paler, sunken, but still undeniably human. He needs to remind himself of that fact every now and again.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Pre-Citadel, he loved cumming inside you. Nothing felt better than the feeling of his cock buried in your cunt as you milked him for all he was worth. He could stay inside you forever.
Post-Citadel, cumming on his part isn’t really an option, but he be damned if he doesn’t try to make up for it by having you cum again and again.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Wanted to have a three way with you and Fives. He wasn’t interested in having sex with Fives, rather he wanted to share you with someone he trusted. He thought about he and Fives taking turns with you until you were sex drunk and covered in each of their cum.
He’d never dare bring this up with you or Fives. All the same, even post-Citadel, he still thinks about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not a lot. He gets nervous around people he’s attracted to and often ends up repeating the last sentence they said on instinct. Some people find it endearing, but it hasn’t gotten him laid that often. He’s had sex once, maybe twice before meeting you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Pre-Citadel, you on top and riding him into the sunset. Save a horse, ride and ARC Trooper.
Post-Citadel, you laying on your back allowing him a perfect view of your face as he fucks you with a vibrator. Bonus points if you dig your finger nails into his arms until they sting.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s the same both pre and post-Citadel. He puts all his attention on you, but every now something awkward happens. This makes him nervous, which means he rambles and says something that gets you laughing and then him laughing until you’re a mess of giggles. So a sweet balance of tender and silly.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Pre-Citadel, pretty close shaven down there. He generally tries to keep all things neat and titty and that includes his private parts.
Post-Citadel, well there isn’t anything to worry about.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Pre-Citadel, a nice balance of sweet and tender to just for fun. He called you beautiful every time you were together and tried to show how much he cared. But, there were times when it was just for fun. A pleasurable way to spend what limited time with you he could.
Post-Citadel, he’s still sweet and loving, but there’s more of an edge there. A quiet desperation, as if he’s trying to prove something when you’re together. The praises come more raggedly and a storm of unspoken emotion takes over him. It’s more intense.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Pre-Citadel, he didn’t do it that often and honestly a little embarrassed when he did. He can’t help but be paranoid he’s brothers will stumble in on him and he knows the ragging he’ll get if they do. Plus, it feels...well, a little childish when he knows you’re just a phone call away. At the very least with phone sex, you’re with him in some way.
Post-Citadel, there’s nothing to jack.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Pre-Citadel: Fuck, he loves it when you call him a good boy. There’s just something about that little endearment that drives him wild especially with you fucking yourself on his cock like you own it. Add in some hair pulling and biting and he’s lost.
So, needless to say, total sub.
Post-Citadel: Still likes to be called good boy, but gets a different kind of satisfaction in pinning you to the bed. Has started experimenting with tying you to the bedpost and finding that he likes it. Developing some dom tendencies.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Pre-Citadel; your apartment on Courscant. Just a little home away from his brothers, completely your own with no chance of either of you having to do the walk of shame and getting shit for it.
Post-Citadel: same thing, but has expanded to his room on the Marauder.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Pre and Post Citadel; seeing you in a short tight skirt giving him a perfect view of your legs and proper framing of your ass. Pair this off with a few dirty words in his ear and he’s checking the clock every five seconds for his shift to end.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Pre-Citadel: Pegging. You tried it once, he wasn’t into it, moving on.
Post-Citadel: No restraints for him. Nothing to take away his senses or any kind of agency. He needs a way out at any given moment.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Pre-Citadel: split right down the middle between giving and receiving. He was an absolute mess every time you went down on him. His rambled and groaned and begged until his climax hit him like a train. He’d be a trembling mess once you were done with him.
On the other hand, he loved giving. If you decided to ride his face, he was a happy man. Maybe a little too enthusiastic and messy, but damn if it wasn’t satisfying.
Post-Citadel: It’s all about the giving and his technique has improved considerably. He has learned how to tease it out, make you squirm and even make a smug remark or two before finally letting you cum. This pacing also will keep him down there for hours.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Pre-Citadel: Fast and enthusiastic. He wanted to make you feel good, feeling energizing thrill when you were together and that meant wanted to make you cum fast and frequently.
Post-Citadel: He’s more willing to take his time. He wants to enjoy every second that he can with you and that means slow and steady, absorbing every little twitch and moan your body produces.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Pre-Citadel: More often then you’d think. He wants to give you what you want, but if you guys ever worked together he feels like he needs to be ready to go at a moments notice. So that means a lot of quickies in supply closets and empty locker rooms. It was against regulations, obviously, but he did gets a kind of thrill in breaking the rules with you.
Post-Citadel: Not as much his thing. He really, really wants to take his time with you and he’s more than willing to wait. Honestly, seeing you so pent up for him sends it’s own kind of trill down his spine.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Pre and Post-Citadel; He’s willing to experiment. You guys do your research and properly talk about it before hand, setting boundaries and safe words, if needed. If there is one thing you guys have always been good at, it’s communicating.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Pre-Citadel: The rounds didn’t last so long (10 to 15 minutes), but he had a great recovery time. Number of rounds averaged about 2 to 3 per night.
Post-Citadel: Literally as long as you can stand, and maybe a little longer.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Pre and Post Citadel: Plenty of toys and frequently used; vibrators, dildos, handcuffs, cock rings, the works. If anything post-citadel, the number has expanded.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Pre-Citadel: Terrible at teasing. Just the worst. Cannot tease to save his life. Needs to give you everything the moment you ask for it.
Post-Citadel: Has learned how to tease and is an asshole about it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Pre and Post-Citadel: Talks a lot during sex. Rambles about anything and everything that comes to his mind. It’s like a filter has been removed. It starts as desperate breathy whispers and end with loud declarations and pleading.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Pre-Citadel: He actually considered turning deserter for you. He never told you or anyone, besides Fives. But there were moments with you laying quietly in his arms, he wondered what would happen after the war. He didn’t know if he would have to say in the GAR or if he would be free to leave. And if he was forced to stay, would he? He couldn’t imagine keeping this up forever; meeting in dark corners, sneaking out to your apartment, as if what you were doing was wrong. If the war ended and the Senate decided to keep them as soldiers, he would leave. He would leave for you.
Post-Citadel: He still wonders about the war and how it will end. He wanted to be your husband. To give you children and a quiet life somewhere warm and safe. But, given what he was now, normal would never be an option. It eats at him in the dark with you pressed quietly against him. If he were a selfless man, he’d let you go. But he won’t. He can’t. He doesn’t want to.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Pre-Citadel: Standard issue thick clone dick. Can and will fill you up until you’re bursting at the seams.
Post-Citadel: The dick is gone and the Techno Union did not deem it necessary to get him a replacement one. Technically they do exist, but they’re ridiculously expensive and most won’t sell to Clones.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pre-Citadel: Surprisingly high. Before he met you, he was convinced he was the horniest virgin in the GAR. So, when you did get together you guys were going at it like rabbits. Call it years of repression finally letting loose.
Post-Citadel: The drive isn’t what it was, but he still wants to give you pleasure. More like 2 to 3 times a week as opposed to every night.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pre and Post-Citadel: Can and will stay awake for as long as he can. Even if you can see his eyes drooping, he’ll force them open for as long as you’re awake, rambling long into the night. He wants to be with you as long as he can.
#echo#arc trooper echo#echo x reader#arc trooper echo x reader#star wars#the clone wars#star wars imagine#the clone wars imagine#lemon
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Given that is horny o'clock, I'm sending this ask: Gaara and SO sitting while SO is driving, and the dress they're wearing is driving him 🌟n u t s🌟 (like the one the mf is about to bust), and he can't help himself but rest his hand full palm on SO's knee, slowly going upwards until Gaara is touching their thigh and then going into their undies
They both can't contain themselves so the moment SO drives into an abandoned road Gaara goes silently into full plow mode
Jsjsjs is this giving me a death by horny sentence? Woo
BABY CALM DOWN
What is with ya'll with driving and getting frisky at the same time!! My paranoid ass could never 😩😩😂😂 You're all already too naughty without my help in the first place! Death sentence especially for you, @pyzkapu! At least let the man park in some dark abandoned alley or parking lot before you jump onto the girthy gear shift behind his pants 🥴🥴🥴
Marking you down as H O R N Y!
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this is a loooong one, boys
yes this is going to be a masterpost for my main 12 trolls so you can get to know them! they’re not all in the same world, but I don’t have any class/aspect clashes.
biographies posted under the cut!
suirev - burgundy / lumina - bronze / dietas - gold / phobis - mutant /
lamiac - olive / immera - jade / ruilin - teal / tracor - cerulean /
itoria - indigo / jezakk - purple / astril - violet / cirlun - fuchsia
suirev - sylph of light / lumina - page of space / dietas - thief of doom
phobis - mage of life / lamiac - seer of mind / immera - bard of heart
ruilin - rogue of hope / tracor - prince of blood / itoria - knight of breath
jezakk - heir of time / astril - witch of rage / cirlun - maid of void
suirev, lumina, immera, ruilin and jezakk are alternian, but only immera and ruilin are connected in terms of their lore.
dietas, itoria and tracor are beforan, and all connected.
suirev, lamiac, astril and cirlun hail from exonera (the first planet in the universe of my fansession) and are all connected to each other.
suirev - praying mantis lusus
lumina - star-nosed mole lusus
dietas - chameleon lusus
phobis - serpent lusus
lamiac - fennec fox lusus
immera - venezualan poodle moth lusus
ruilin - raccoon lusus
tracor - scorpion lusus
itoria - ant lusus
jezakk - harp seal lusus
astril - angler fish lusus
cirlun - axolotl lusus
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YOUR NAME IS SUIREV HELIOS.
Nobody believes you, not even your MANTIS LUSUS, but you know a lot more about the fate of the world than you let on. They dismiss your PROPHECIES as bogus, no matter how many tomes you write, and you’ve lost count of how many that is. You consider yourself PRETTY ENLIGHTENED, but not in the spiritual sense… yet. The spirits that pester your caste a lot of the time even seem to avoid you, which would have confused you a time ago, but now you know why.
You’ve developed a nasty habit of checking everything you want to say in your head, and they’re sick of being your mental proofreaders. They’ve made it very clear they dislike you, so you have some HEALING to do. People find you preachy, but that confuses you a lot. You’re mostly silent so that you can concentrate on the cacophony (spirits or no spirits) ringing through your pan, as you get some REALLY GOOD STORY IDEAS from them. Besides, you were named after an OLD GOD for a reason. You should have the right to preach.
One might even say that you’re COMPLETELY RAVING MAD, but at least you try to keep your appearance in check. It’s a shame your blood colour makes your EYE BAGS so obvious.
Your handle is LiteraryLunatic, and y★u end y★ur sentences with exclamati★n marks! S★ n★b★dy notices h★w tired y★u are! Besides, y★u’ve been staying up all night with pr★phecies racing thr★ugh your pan!
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YOUR NAME IS LUMINA SERVIN.
You’re a maniacally busy troll, but you wouldn’t have it any other way, because your pan is always buzzing with NEW IDEAS. You have to keep yourself busy to fend off the ENCROACHING EXISTENTIAL DREAD that fills lowbloods like you. Your mole guardian helps you expand your desert-bound hive-workshop, because you’re often too busy - catering to all of the stupid VIOLET TOURISTS AND LANDDWELLERS in the nearby hive-clusters in order to make money and survive - to pay any attention to trivial household chores.
You’re not very good at what you do yet - though some would suggest otherwise - and you’re just striving to be better. You can recognise that you have the POTENTIAL to be GREATER, and it’s all just barely out of reach. You made yourself some KICK-ASS GOGGLES, inspired by the human subculture of STEAMPUNK, which you adore. They’re probably your best work to date, and you wear them so constantly that you’re afraid they’ll meld onto your face sometimes. The metal they’re made of, BRONZE, is the same colour as your blood, and one of the most pleasing aesthetically, in your opinion. No-one’s figured that out yet, luckily enough.
You’re an avid blacksmith, inventor, tinkerer and the rest of it. You’re making quite sure that you possess any title that involves HANDS-ON CREATION, really. Sometimes, you COMPLETELY SPACE OUT when you should be working, thinking of how best to go about things that really don’t require that much thought. It’s just how you roll.
Your handle is MechanicalMiner, and SOoMETIMES YOoU CAN COoME OoFF AS A LITTLE TOoOo LOoUD BECAUSE OoF WHAT’S PROoBABLY INDUSTRIAL DEAFNESS, EVEN AT THIS AGE.
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YOUR NAME IS DIETAS LAMBDA.
Misfortune has pretty much DEFINED YOUR LIFE up until now, but that’s not important. What really matters is your job, and it’s a relief to have distraction. You know that you’ve been through a WHOLE LOT OF HELL, and would never wish that on anyone else. Ever since you crashed a training ship, blacked out for a bit and met your moirail, your dear ITORIA, things changed. Your HELMSTROLL DREAMS might have shattered, but she made sure you’re not too miserable.
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. Well, almost. After losing your biological eye in the crash, Itoria built you a brand-new one, and now you can see in INFRARED LIGHT as well. You’ve recovered thanks to her, and you want to repay her by TAKING AWAY THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS, doing what she did for you. You travel around selling CHARGED-UP PROSTHETICS to trolls in need, while simultaneously keeping off the trail of the OVERSEERS, a pack of Ceruleans who you’re pretty sure want to kill you and your moirail for saving people.
YOU’RE NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE. The training centres are a source of shame and hurt for you, because you abandoned your guardian to get a purpose that ended up not working at all. How dumb that was.
Your handle is PsionicProsthesis. Yx0xu speak with a flare that reminds yx0xu of the symbx0xl that was given tx0x yx0xu at the training centres, as it’s a hx0xpe yx0xu’ll never fx0xrget despite the negative memx0xries, and tx0x represent yx0xur lx0xst eye.
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YOUR NAME IS PHOBIS SACCHE.
If your lusus could talk, they’d probably say you were a NERVOUS WRECK. You’re not going to tell anyone otherwise, because your shaking hands prevent you from pulling up the blinds in your constantly darkened hive. Not that you’d want to, of course, since you live in a GHOST TOWN. Populated by literal ghosts. They don’t interact with you much, which you’re extremely grateful for. If the drones thought you were alive, you’d be dead in two seconds flat, with your BRIGHT RED BLOOD on public display.
It’s MAGICAL that you’ve survived this long, but you think it’s because of the menacing SERPENT that you’re fortunate enough to have as your guardian. You like to use their scales to fortify the SCYTHES AND OTHER WEAPONRY you build for yourself. They tend to do most of the hunting, as you can’t risk going out of your hive much, but you do enjoy training. Your LIFE itself is a gamble, and it makes you paranoid as hell, but at least you’re a decent fighter. Not that anyone would know or care. You also like TELESCOPES and looking at the STARS, but have no idea that your symbol means anything to do with that.
Your handle is SerpentineStargazer, and youre a phucking,,,, phucking brasssh little,,,,, ssshit whossse dumb… dumb phorked tongue makesss you…. hisss when youre nervoussss.
~~
YOUR NAME IS LAMIAC FENRIS.
You’re small in stature, but that doesn’t undermine how HARD-WORKING AND DRIVEN you can be. After all, when you work for THE EMPRESS, things need to be perfect. You’re also RESIDENT TELEMARAUDER of SKAIANET SYSTEMS, being tasked with worming your way into people’s minds to sell DIFFERENT NEFARIOUSLY-LABELLED PRODUCTS. You’ve never seen them made, but that’s not your job. It’s most likely for the best, anyway, seeing as how easily frightened you can be when FENFOXMOM isn’t around. Working for such an awful corporation and even more awful people - looking at you, Mr LaCroix - makes you sick to your stomach, but you need the security.
You’re a pleasant enough troll to be around, but can always change your expression and demeanour, your words cutting as sharp as the weapons you use to defend yourself. You do hate getting your claws dirty unless people really get on your nerve, in which case you’ll tear them to shreds verbally and physically. Somehow, the renovated ballroom you use as your office has been clean of client’s blood for a whole week! Something tells you you shouldn’t be excited about that, but what can you say? You’re territorial. Even though you can’t remember the last time you properly hunted, you can SEE WHAT’S GOING ON INSIDE PEOPLES’ HEADS and defend yourself.
Your best friend at the palace is the HEIRESS, which can be a bit strange due to the remarkable caste-gap between you, but she barely seems to care about that sort of a thing, which is nice. She’s the reason you have the job at the palace, because you consider THE EMPRESS HERSELF to be a very disagreeable person, even though you can’t exactly state that out loud unless you’re gossiping with Cirlun.
Your handle is FluctuatingFoxfire, and yo)u speak in a manner that perfec)tly c)o)nveys yo)ur need to) pro)tec)t yo)urself fro)m harsh judgement, while also) ho)no)uring the sign emblazo)ned ac)ro)ss yo)ur w)ork c)lo)thes at all times.
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YOUR NAME IS IMMERA METREN.
You’ve always been down in the BROODING CAVERNS, doing what all Jades should do and tending to the Mother Grub as she churns out her little grubs for everyone to see. You’d rather not be around to see them, if you’re being honest. You think it’s all just tiresome, thankless work, and aren’t really sure why exactly YOU HAVEN’T RUN AWAY YET. The chattering of your colleagues makes your head hurt, and their happy-go-lucky demeanours just make you REALLY WANT TO SCREAM. At this point, you’d take being a lowblood fighting for their life over whatever job you have here. One occupationless troll among thousands won’t hurt the economy too much, right? You sure hope not.
The fuzzy, pathetic, colourless MOTH you have as your lusus is just waiting to be crushed in the busy environment, and she refuses to leave you alone. Most Jades’ lusii abandon them if they work in a cramped space and fulfil the DESTINY SET OUT FOR THEM, but yours won’t. It’s not like you have the HEART to tell them to leave, and they barely listen to you as it is. No one seems to, troll or otherwise, even though your ninth wriggling day has come and gone and you feel your WINGS growing in. Generally speaking, that’s more of a rare Bronzeblood thing, but you’re sure that’s why your back is itching. You suppose it’s one of the - only - perks of being grub-like.
You just want to do one of two things: Have your colleagues SING YOUR PRAISES for your hard work, as they should acknowledge you, or ESCAPE INTO THE ALTERNIAN WILDERNESS so deeply that not even your lusus will be bothered to traverse your dangerous path. But you have to put up with the noise and the heat and the MURDEROUS INTENT blooming inside you where it shouldn’t really be in the first place.
Your handle is VindictiveVenusian, and YOUR’3 NOT <3RY TOL3RANT OF ANY HOOF33ASTSHIT YOUR COLL3AGU3S TRY TO SPOUT AROUND YOU, SO YOU TRY TO <<ARN THEM OF A POTENTIAL KISM3SITUD3 AT ANY GI<3N MOM3NT.
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YOUR NAME IS RUILIN CAPITA.
Some would call you a thief, but you have more dignity than that. Even though people continue to call you dirty and look down upon you for the nefarious way you act, it’s JUST WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TAUGHT by your RACCOON LUSUS. You love them more than you love getting your MONEY-GRUBBING CLAWS all over your newest riches, and that’s certainly a testament to just how highly you think of them. They’ve always been around for you, and you WISH SINCERELY that they’ll never leave, because they’re the only support you have.
You weren’t exactly raised well, being stuck in the BROODING CAVERNS for far longer than you should’ve been while the lusii took charge of all the grubs around you. YOU’RE THE ODD-ONE-OUT. It’s filled you with WHITE-HOT RESENTMENT, and you’re on a mission to gain back what you lost. You’d once wanted to become a legislacerator or something like that, as with all the other trolls in your caste. But that doesn’t quite suit the reputation you have on the streets, nor the way you’ve been treated. Why get justice for a system you don’t believe in? Besides, you know that someone would rat you out so that you’d be culled, not be the one doing the culling.
You want to take back what was stolen from you, and you’ll get your TRUSTY GAUNTLETS dirty any number of times to do so. Mostly, though, you steal money just because you have the skills to. Being a mid-lowblood isn’t the best, so you’ve picked up tips and tricks from THE VERY THUGS YOU’D NOT WANT TO STEAL FROM YOU.
Your handle is RaucousRebellion, and ¥ou t¥p€ using th€ many $trang€ $ymbol$ ¥ou find on ¥our ¢oin$ and not€$ - that w€r€n’t €xa¢tl¥ *¥our$.* until a mom€nt ago.
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YOUR NAME IS TRACOR BOLDEL.
Everyone agrees with what you have to say, and that’s exactly how you like it. That’s how it’s always been, from the moment you were chosen in the brooding caverns by your MAGNIFICENT SCORPION LUSUS. They left you long ago, because you didn’t think you needed them, and you don’t really care where they might be right now. They’ve taught you to be commanding, and now your words STING SHARPER than the knives you’re so fond of using at any opportunity you may get. It’s not necessary, really, but it makes you seem fittingly intimidating and means that NO-ONE WILL STEP OUT OF LINE.
So you thought. Contending with idiots in the PRISMATIC TRAINING CENTRE FOR YOUNG PSIONS ((LOCATION B2)) is a much harder task than you first realised, due to the fact that there aren’t enough OVERSEERS and too many indigoblooded instructors that know that they can break your control with a little bit more effort than you can prevent. Why they couldn’t spare two ceruleans per centre is beyond you, but it hardly matters enough. You’ll kill with your knives if your empath abilities don’t work, or they don’t COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOMINATE THE COMPETITION YOU’RE CONVINCED IS REAL.
Even though you’re so busy sending goldbloods to their deaths, and you don’t really have time for quadrants, ITORIA APREIN IS OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD. She’s the main reason why you think there’s an uprising stirring within the centre, and the trolls who you let loose from your control at the end of the day DON’T WORSHIP YOU LIKE THEY SHOULD. You’ll fix that over time, of course, but you are just waiting for the right moment to strike.
Your handle is BloodthistyBenevolence, and yovr tone of voice is aluuays nnvch gentler than anyone uuovld expect it to be.
~~
YOUR NAME IS ITORIA APREIN.
Since you rebelled against the TRAINING CENTRES, there has ben a resolute sense of MORAL IMPORTANCE instilled inside you. You don’t think there’s anything else you can do to fulfil your need to help people than providing refuge for the goldbloods entranced by the idealistic, worrisome occupation of helmstroll. It doesn’t bore you if there are a few trolls that come and knock on your door every so often, because ANTMOM has always been around to support you, and she’s even harder a worker tham you. You’ve always wanted to redeem yourself, and realised that preventing the CERULEAN OVERSEERS from culling any more innocent lowbloods is the way to go. There’s nothing more that feels properly fulfilling than DEFENDING OTHERS WITH EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT.
BREAKING YOUR APATHETIC SHELL has been a hard task and still is, but you’re working as hard as you can to prevent shutting away from the world. Emotional expression has always seemed like something forbidden, especially to INDIGOBLOODS like you. YOU DON’T LIKE FEELING VULNERABLE, but there’s nothing much you can do about it unless everyone just leaves you alone and without any chance to heal. DIETAS makes you feel better about expressing yourself, and you’ve developed pale affections for the little goldblood ever since you found them SCARED AND HALF-DEAD IN THE FOLIAGE. It frightened you, but now not much can. You’re a strong team, and you know they’ll be a backup when things go awry with your DEARLY DETESTED KISMESIS, TRACOR.
You use your knack and love of WIRING AND CIRCUITRY to keep everything safe, creating cameras to track the trolls in your care. You also enjoy SHOOTING DOWN SURVEILLANCE DRONES, because you’ll never truly be FREE of the Overseers and your haunting past if you don’t do something to prevent their poor, uncoordinated attempts at monitoring you. You’re glad for that bit of your unfortunate occupation, at least.
Your handle is EsotericEngineer, and yOu c△n’t seem tO seper△te yOurself frOm △ symbOl Of the life yOu left behind.
~~
YOUR NAME IS JEZAKK IMETAT.
YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT. There’s not much you can do about it, though, because your circus troupe’s on the rise, and the RINGMASTER is starting to get some very bad ideas of what they might do to get you to actually comply for once. There’s nothing you can say that’ll make the people around you actually stop and listen. You feel small, so you try to wear BRIGHT, FLASHY COLOURS and STRIPY TIGHTS to mimic the figures so prominent in the jack-in-the-boxes you’ve always been fond of making and tinkering around with. You have no idea when that particular fascination set in, but it keeps you distracted from worse things that might happen to you. Despite the fact that you’re a highblood, you’re younger than the other performers in the troupe and feel more vulnerable than you should be.
You’re not really meant to be in the troupe, anyway. There was a time where you assume some SEADWELLERS were hunting for food or the fun of it - none of which they need to do, you’re guessing, because of how rich they are - and that was when you’d realised there was a harpoon broken off in SEALDAD’S side. So you saw the distant big top and ran to it, hoping that someone could help your lusus. He *was* healed, which you’re grateful beyond gratefulness for, but then… you don’t really remember. Blaring carnival lights, yellow-tinged and blinding, and then… EVERYTHING CHANGED. You never quite made it back to the sea, because the other purples started to teach you their ways, and you have an eerie feeling that they were trying to lure you into working for the ringmaster, who most of them (except for your ‘friend’ Othamo, who’s pretty fearless in a callous way) worship like a god.
Then you did, but you’re working for yourself most of the time. Wilfully disobedient. You just want to get out of the troupe, and you’ll do anything you can, but it’s been a few sweeps already. Performing with Sealdad makes you happy, and your contraptions do. So maybe it’s not so bad to stay for a little while longer. The time will come when you can make a break for it, you’re sure, just as long as you can secure an escape plan that means your lusus won’t be out of the water for too long at once.
Your handle is ClockworkCarnevale. _/[[ yOU’rE EAsIly scArEd, yOUr vOIcE gEttIng ErrAtIcAlly lOUdEr At wEIrd tImEs. bUt yOU bEt thE jAcks In yOUr bOxEs ArE fInE, sO yOU EnclOsE yOUr tExt In OnE tOO, tryIng nOt tO pAnIc. ]]
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YOUR NAME IS ASTRIL HURICA.
Though you suppose you go by ASTRIL ZEPHYR now. Nothing’s really worked out for you in your life, but the dastardly clairvoyant you’ve seen loitering around your ADOPTIVE DAUGHTER swears that EVERYTHING’S YOUR FAULT. She’s all wrong, of course, and you have the authority to - and half a mind to - completely banish her from the palace if she says one more thing to damage your opinion of her, which was always bad in the first place. You’re now the ‘mother’ of Cirlun, a disobedient and woefully immature fuchsiablood who was entrusted to you by virtue of your position as head of the VENERATED COUNCIL OF VIOLETS. It was disbanded many a sweep ago, with the heiress’ arrival on your sad little planet. THE COUNCIL was a committee of seadwellers with the purest blood, closest to that of a natural Aquarian, who banded together to keep the citizens of DUIIARIA (Now colloquially ‘Earth X’) from descending into anarchy.
You don’t have the best relationship sense, being that you CULLED YOUR MOTHER at the tender age of six sweeps. You could argue that you were only small, and naive, but you were seething with unbridled resentment and RAGE, even knowing that anglerfish don’t talk and thus don’t communicate well. You’ve kept that QUIETLY MURDEROUS DISPOSITION ever since the deed was carried out, and never intend to drop it. Tyranny is the only way you know how to keep your citizens in check, and you don’t intend to learn any other way. It’s ruthlessly effective, and that’s the only standard you’ll accept. It’s probably one of the reason’s why everyone thinks you’re WICKED AND UNCOMPROMISING, even your own daughter. You’d like nothing more than to leave Cirlun to her own devices and show her just how foolish she is to want pacifism.
But now, you wait eagerly in the shadows until she reaches the appropriate age to ascend to the throne. Then you’ll truly teach her what it’s like to fight for her life, even though you never really had to in your own right. You’ve spent a long, long time trying to prepare Duiiaria for survival when up against MILITARY AND INTERGALACTIC OPPOSITION, as you want to conquer as much as you can. You’re not about to relinquish your autocratic mindset for a brat like her, even though she has the right by blood. It won’t matter so much any more if you spill it first.
Your handle is GalacticGalvaniser, and you speak As Cr1sply And D1rec7ly As You Expect Your Orders 7o Carry 7hrough 7o Your L177le C171zens. 7OUR 7EMPERAMENT CHANGES S11GH717 WHEN YOU’RE ANGR7, 7HOUGH.
~~
YOUR NAME IS CIRLUN ZEPHYR.
You’re the heiress to an empire that you want none of. You were adopted by a troll (despite having a rather pathetic and sickly lusus) after emerging from the CHOKING DARKNESS, and she won’t give you the time of day (unless it’s to mock you for your poor fighting times) so you’ve realised there’s no point in asking how. That’s the only thing you’re glad for, you suppose. The fact that she stays out of your hair is certainly good, because you’re not good in social situations or with diplomacy at all, and you have plenty of time to escape up to the palace’s extensive library. The library is the only time you get any relief from any pressure being an heiress brings.
Reading, of course, is your main form of escapism since it’s so easy to access. Nobody much minds that you while away your time in the library, save for when ASTRIL sends guards to pull you away from your latest fascination to train. Training, that is, for your imminent death at the Empress’ own hand - or trident, as it were. You don’t really know why she does train you directly, since you think that’s something you need to do for yourself, but you guess she *is* PRETTY DAMN BLOODTHIRSTY. The fact that you put up a fight makes everything that much more enjoyable, and you’d say you’re a MORE THAN SERVICEABLE fighter. So much so that you swear you’d be at the forefront of your mother’s GALACTIC ARMY had she not decided she wanted to cull you from the moment she first laid eyes on you.
You’re pretty sheltered, being the only fuchsiablood in your timeline, but you do have a moirail (who you’re pretty sure your mother wouldn’t like at all by virtue of his being a MUTANT) that you sneak out and see under the guise of MYSTER WAEVEL, just another violetblood. Technology has made it easier for you to hide your own blood, and you’re hoping that Etoile could one day mask his as well. Inside the palace walls, LAMIAC FENRIS is your best and only friend, and you often sit with each other and talk when she’s not working. The stories she tells are mainly client complaints, but you’re lucky that the gory recounts she tells with such zeal don’t turn your stomach much. The bloodstains on her office walls don’t help.
A lot about you is a total mystery, but that’s just the way you like it.
Your handle is AlchemicAxolotl, named for your love of the lusus you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE. ))((oping you )(onour your biggest rolemodel - w)(o's long gone, only around in t)(e b∞ks you pour over - you've since added a little flair to your typing, and t)(ink it l∞ks a lot more personal.
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#fantroll#suirev helios#lumina servin#dietas lambda#phobis sacche#lamiac fenris#immera metren#ruilin capita#tracor boldel#itoria aprein#jezakk imetat#astril hurica#cirlun zephyr#homestuck#homestuck fantroll
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What is your age?
22, but there’s less than a month to go before I turn 23.
What annoys you?
Literally every single person who still supports the government at this point. For context, we are back to square one and we’re under the exact same quarantine imposed in March 2020 because of the surge in cases. Nothing has changed and nothing has been done in the last 365 days while people are getting hungrier and poorer. I’m done feeling hopeful for this country and I cannot wait to abandon it forever.
Do you have any allergies?
Apparently, grass. Can’t be exposed to it for too long otherwise the skin on my thighs turn red and occasionally even get rashes.
B
Do you know anyone named Billy?
Kind of, but they’re girls with their name spelled as Billie.
When is your birthday?
April 21st and spending it in quarantine once again this year...
Who is your best friend(s)?
Angela and Andi.
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What's your favorite candy?
I like gummy bears and worms. As for sweets, I really like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Butterfinger, Twix, and the Hershey’s Cookies and Creme bar.
When was the last time you cried?
Maybe a day or two ago while watching a snippet from Caught in Providence.
Have you been out of the country?
Yes.
D
Do you daydream?
Not so much these days. I’ve been better at keeping my focus at work.
What's your favorite kind of dog?
I love alllllll dogs, but I’d usually be wary of smaller dogs because 87% of the times I’ve met some, they’re aggressive or a bit moody. I don’t like stereotyping dogs as much as possible but because I’ve had direct experiences to back it up anyway, *shrug*
What day of the week is it?
It’s a Sunday.
E
How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled, poached, or an omelette with lots of fillings. Balut is also great.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?
Only when I was born, I’m guessing.
What's the easiest thing ever to do?
Idk, what comes easy to me might not be the same for others. But my answer would be to smile, regardless if it were genuine or otherwise.
F
Have you ever flown in a plane?
Yeah, many times. The child-like excitement I get whenever I get on one will probably never go away, either.
Do you use fly swatters?
No, my mom usually uses old shoebox covers or rolled-up scratch papers we have lying around to swat them.
Have you ever used a foghorn?:
Only in video games lol, never in real life.
G
Have you pet a goat?
I don’t think I have. I’ve pet lots of animals before but I don’t think a goat has been one of them yet.
Are you a giver or a taker?
Giver, but I’ve been allowing myself to take more these days.
Do you like gummy candies?
Love them.
H
How are you?
We’ve entered summer weather now, so I feel hot and miserable. It’s also Sunday and I am stuck at home, which doesn’t make me the happiest camper.
What's your height?
5′1″ or a tiny tiny tiny bit taller than that.
What color is your hair?
It’s black but on extremely rare occasions I’ll catch a single light brown strand when I play with my hair.
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What's your favorite ice cream?
Cookies and cream and chocolate chip cookie dough. My friend Leigh actually started her own ice cream shop recently and I bought her coffee crumble ice cream, and it is sooooooooo fuckinggggggggg good??????? It’s so rare to find coffee ice cream where I live period, so I’m fucking stoked to have a close friend who makes literally the best one and in generous servings too.
Have you ever ice skated?
Many times as a kid. I was never formally trained, but it was something I wanted to try from watching other kids play in mall ice skating rinks; and when I did give it a shot, I ended up enjoying it. Luckily my mom was encouraging and actually frequently dropped me off at a rink so I can practice gliding and all for a few hours while she ran errands.
Have you cheated the IRS?
That’s like an American tax thingy, right? We don’t have that here and my employer handles my TIN.
J
What's your favorite jelly bean?
Not a big fan but if I had to have Jelly Belly, I obviously would want to get the pleasant-tasting ones.
Do you tell jokes?
Yes.
Do you wear nice jewelry?
Only on special occasions.
K
Do you want to kill anybody?
I don’t want to kill anybody but I certainly wish a good number of public officials would finally die.
Do you want to have kids?
Yes. I really wish I could still have a future with them. Thanks for the trauma, my real asshole of an ex.
Where did you have kindergarten?
Somewhere.
L
Are you laidback?
I doubt my friends would use this to describe me. I for sure lean more towards the uptight side of the spectrum.
Do you lie?
Eh, occasionally.
When is the last time you sent a hand-written letter?
I have no idea. Christmas 2019 maybe?
M
Ever talked in a microphone?
Sure. Many times.
Do you still watch Disney Movies?
I very rarely get in the mood for them if I’m by myself, but yes, I’d gladly sit down and watch should an opportunity come.
Do you like mangoes?
No.
N
Do you have a nickname?
99% of people call me Robyn while my family calls me Byn, but there are a select few friends who’ve stayed long enough with me to catch other names I’ve gotten over the years, which have since become inside jokes/nicknames. There’s Reben and Rolayn, and literally just yesterday ‘Roby’ happened when I ordered food for lunch so that will probably catch on as well.
What’s your favorite number?
4.
Do you prefer night over day?
Absolutely.
O
Are you an only child?
No, I’m two siblings away from that status.
Do you wish this was over?
I haven’t felt that way, no.
What is the closet orange object near you?
An orange tumbler my Kuya gave me as a Christmas gift in 2019. There is also orange tape wrapped around the charger adaptor of my company laptop.
P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?
Waking up in the middle of surgery and being unable to speak nor move.
Do you play any instruments?
Nope.
Do you think you are pretty?
Some days.
Q
Are you quick to judge people?
No, unless they are already blatantly showing their character like being rude towards service staff, tossing their trash to the ground, or cutting in queues. Whenever those things happen I give myself the space and freedom to guiltlessly judge.
What do you keep quiet about?
How dysfunctional my family really is, and the things I really want to say about Gabie.
Do you have any quirks?
Food-wise, I like peeling off the breading from fried chicken and placing them on the side of my plate so I can eat them last, because they’re my favorite part.
R
What’s a good reason to cry?
Frustration. Crying can be really helpful in lessening stress.
Do you think you're always right?
No.
Do you watch reality TV?
Not religiously, but I love watching snippets of reality shows on Facebook because they’re all so embarrassing and it’s hilarious to watch hahahahah. Literally last night I was watching clips of Big Ed on 90 Day Fiance.
S
Are you a social person?
More so now than I was years ago.
What states have you lived in?
I lived in Manila briefly but it didn’t take long till we transferred to another city for a more peaceful life in the suburbs.
What is your favorite season?
I wanna say winter because of what I’ve seen from it in movies and shows, but I’ve never actually experienced it before.
T
When did you last sleep in a tent?
Sometime in March or April last year.
Do you like tomatoes?
Mostly in diced form. Tomato sauce is fine but I don’t really like it in my pasta. Bloody Mary also tastes rather awful.
What time did you wake up?
8:30 AM.
U
Do you have an umbrella in your car?
I think so, yeah. I finally placed one in there lmao.
Do listen to Usher?
Eh, not really. 2000s R&B isn’t my thing, save for Beyoncé.
Describe the underwear your wearing?
It’s light blue.
V
What’s the worst veggie?
I never learned to like pechay. I’d still eat it, but only because I like cleaning up my entire plate.
Do you like movies with violence?
Some. Like I hate action movies but I enjoyed A Clockwork Orange and Scream lol.
Where do you want to go on vacation?
I recently bookmarked an Airbnb in Zambales and the accommodation is basically this super cute line of tipi-styled huts by the beach. I'd love to have a solo trip push through once this Covid mess subsides.
W
Ever been on a wave runner?
No.
Where do you work?
I work in a PR company.
Do you wish on stars?
Just sometimes.
X
Have you ever had an x-ray?
Only for mandatory medical exams.
Do you own a xylophone?
I think I had a toy one as a kid, but it’s not with me anymore.
Have you watched the x-games?
No, not interested.
Y
What did you do yesterday?
I stayed at home; ordered food for Angela as a surprise; debated if I should buy a pair of Air Maxes – and ultimately decided I’ve already spent too much this month to deserve a new pair of shows lol; and just settled to buy a new night lamp for my bedroom. I also watched the newest episode of 2 Days 1 Night and ate more of Leigh’s ice cream while doing work.
Do you like the color yellow?
Only in mustard yellow. I also like the song Yellow, heh.
What year were you born?:
1998.
Z
Do you believe in the zodiac?
No.
Has your bank account been at zero?
No. I remember when I was first opening my own account at the bank and the clerk told me to make sure I don’t go below P2,000, and my intensely by-the-book ass has been following the rule ever since, even though my dad has told me it’s absolutely fine to go below it so long as I have P2,000 back in the account after a month hahaha.
Ever been to the zoo?
A few.
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Bruce Wayne NSFW Alphabet
Notes: as ever, this isn’t about any specific version of Batman. Also, we are headcanoning him as bi.
My coauthors in this are @imoutofmyvulcanmind and @bookcaseninja
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Chatty. Not necessarily about anything heavy, but he wants to talk with you. How was your day, maybe teasing, etc.
Very gentle; he likes rough sex a lot, so he turns very cuddly and soft afterwards. Feel free to stroke his hair or draw random patterns on his skin, he’ll love it.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On a partner, he’s a whole picture kinda guy. He doesn’t have a specific favorite part, regardless of his partner’s gender, he loves all of you.
On himself, just his body in general. He works hard to stay in perfect shape, and he’s proud of it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He loves your cum. He loves the evidence of what he does to you. He loves making you squirt, if applicable.
He prefers coming inside you, loves being buried deep in you when he comes.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has very mixed feelings about bringing Batman into the bedroom. On the one hand, there’s a lot about it that’s a major kink for him. On the other hand, depending on how you approach the idea of bringing Batman into the bedroom, he hates the idea that you might be more into Batman than him. That part of him might be nothing more than a kink for you.
It’s advisable to let him be the one to suggest bringing Batman into the bedroom, and when he does bring it up, be very careful to avoid trampling on his feelings.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s definitely been around the block a few times, but not as much as you’d think. He has enough experience to have a good idea what he’s doing, but he spent most of his growing up years very focused on a goal. And he didn’t really deviate from that goal enough to fuck around a ton.
He is a very fast learner when it comes to what you do and don’t like, and he’s good at reading people.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying, will probably include a visual)
He’s strong enough to pick you up and lug you around, so anything that lets him show off. He prefers face to face so he can watch your reactions. On or in the batmobile.
Once you’re both really comfortable with and trust each other, he’ll wanna play in just about every room of his home. Especially in the batcave.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or more humorous, etc)
No, but. He will not bring the humor, but he really needs in his life someone who does. If you make him laugh in or out of the bedroom, he’ll be delighted.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)
As long as you’re reasonably clean down there, he really couldn’t care less. As for himself, he keeps completely shaved.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
So, Bruce is Mr. Paranoid. It’s going to take you a long time to earn his trust; you’re gonna have to be patient. But once you earn his trust, you’ll find he’s a slut for intimacy. He’ll confide in you a lot.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
So, he doesn’t not, but he doesn’t do it very much. He’d rather save it for when he has time with you, so he’ll hold off a lot. He’ll do it more often if you’re away for awhile and he misses you.
K = Kink (One or more of his kinks)
Rough sex is a big one. So is bondage on his partner. Batman kink, but. He definitely is into bringing Batman into the bedroom sometimes, but he’s also insecure about the idea that you’re more into Batman than him. You’d have to be really sensitive about bringing it up.
Pretty much anything involving you and the batmobile. Taking you on the hood, sucking him off in the car, etc. He will occasionally want you to call him Batman in bed. Vibrating panties.
About 9.9 times out of 10 he’s gonna prefer to be the dom in bed, although there will be occasional days when he wants you to take the reigns.
Breaking the bed. Pegging, but mostly just on the days when he wants you to take the reigns. Edging. Daddy kink, if you’re into it.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Hands down, the Batcave is his favorite. In his office, chasing you around Wayne manor. Nowhere in the manor is safe, really.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You are his number one kink. Anyone flirting with you. You in his clothes. Teasing him, but you’ll have to be very persistent; he’s got a lot of self control. Dirty talk in public. Seeing you turned on.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Public sex, in places where you might be caught by paparazzi. He isn’t into degrading dirty talk, like calling you bad names. He doesn’t mind spanking you, but any other kind of physical abuse, no. He’s low key terrified of accidentally doing real damage. No humiliation, in either direction.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He prefers giving over getting. He loves watching you come undone on his tongue. Face riding. He does love sitting down in something and watching you suck him off.
He can deepthroat a cock like a fucking PRO. No matter what, he’s gonna tease a lot. He likes to hear you beg.
He’s.... actually not very into roadhead. Oral in cars, sure. But not if someone’s driving; it’s too dangerous. Not to mention the danger of being spotted by the paparazzi.
He is an expert at making his partner squirt. Multiple times. He’s a quick learner, and is good at learning your ins and outs.
P = Pace (Are they rough and fast? Slow and sensual? etc)
Most of the time it’s gonna be rough sex. Slow and gentle sex is reserved for feels. Like when he almost lost you, when he’s worried about you, etc.
Q = Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, etc)
Quickies, yes, definitely. But still, paparazzi. He’s not gonna want to do it anywhere where your bare ass might end up on the front page of a tabloid. At home before work, or before he goes on patrol. Or before a party and he sees you in formal wear and decides he just can’t wait. Or vice versa.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
Ehhhh, yes but he has conditions. You have a safeword, for one. And for another, as we went into in the No section, he has hard limits. Anything that compromises those hard lines, he won’t want to do.
The other thing is, he’s gonna be slow to introduce his real kinks. He needs to trust you first, and that’ll take awhile. Also, he’ll want to sit down and have a talk about it before he introduces a new kink in the bedroom.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
Nothing superhuman, but he works out a lot. He’s got a lot of stamina in him. He’s gonna make sure you’re a wreck before he comes at all.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves)
He is definitely into toys in the bedroom.
For one thing, he has cuffs. They’re his own, that he made himself. It’s a version of what he uses as Batman, but modified for the bedroom. They’re padded, and they have some kinda release on them so you can get out of them on your own if you really need to.
As far as his own stuff he keeps, obviously cuffs. Vibrating panties. A variety of different vibrators. A blindfold, nipple clamps, lots of lube,
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Yes, a lot. For the most part, he can handle a lot of teasing before he breaks. But there are some things that get him going fast. Like, other people flirting with you. If it’s just you though, it’s gonna take a lot before he snaps. If you do manage to get him to snap, you’re getting taken and spanked over the nearest surface.
V = Volume (How loud are they, what sounds they make)
He growls a lot, but not super loud. Dirty talk, and he likes making you scream. He loves you screaming his name, be it Bruce or Batman. He’ll bite a lot, partly to hold in the noises.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon)
He actually loves visible hickeys, but he doesn’t want them in the tabloids. So he’ll restrain himself to leaving them where no one but him will see them, like your thighs. He also loves you leaving hickeys on him, but he doesn’t really mind if the papers pick those up. He likes people knowing he’s taken.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, in picture or words)
He’s about average in length, but he’s super girthy. Very, very wide, and he’s a grower.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He can do without for quite some time if he needs to. Bruce is famous for his self control. But when he’s with someone, it gets pretty high. It’s more about the person than the act; he loves you, he wants you often. If he’s with you, and it’s serious, expect a lot of sex.
Z = ZZZ (… How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Unless he’s dangerously sick or exhausted, no matter how tired he is, Bruce will never fall asleep before you. Ever. He is a protective teddy bear and wants to watch you drift off in his arms. He loves it when you snuggle into him as you’re asleep or drifting off.
#lemons#batman#bruce wayne#bruce wayne/reader#bruce wayne x reader#batman/reader#batman x reader#broody mcbroodpants
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You have worked hard this week, have a cookie 🤲🏼🍪😁😘
Awhhhah that made me day you’re so sweet :,D like H o n e s t l y I have had a rough week and I’ve been feeling down I can’t believe the niceness 🥺 like how did u k n o w
Real quick I need 2 rant abt—(feel free to ignore) some things on my noggin.
**Trigger warning** : Talk ahead of bigots not understanding Trans people, lgbt+ and other races
Idek where to start but...over the past few months I’ve made an amazing friend. At first, it being the south and her being a part of a culture that is known to be anti-lgbt and knowing how others around her talked I always assumed she was homophobic??
I know I shouldn’t assume, but here it’s a gamble. There’s actually a lot of racism, a lot of homophobia,etc. I’ll get into it later
So when she wasn’t and turned out to be really open we had some amazing talks and she was like the only person at my work who knew about my sexual orientation. Helped me feel welcome. Released a lot of tension.
One night it came to her when speaking to me that she should stop trying on/off with her ex(he’s controlling/cheats) and that she deserved better to be happy not with someone who caused her this damage. So she was so grateful for my advice.
But now she’s moving out of state to be with him...and soon my other friend(who was like a grandpa to me—this is very important because I don’t have a prominent connection with either of my grandads) is saying in a few months he plans to leave the country and am just assuming there’s going to be a lot of changes and that I’m going to be feeling so alone :,D not to mention, I feel so backstabbed that’s after all the advice and how much she seemed to be looking forward to being without him, she’s turned against her word and her best interest and went back anyway...I mean, I just want the best for her and she made the descision to move so fast I can’t see it ending well :(
And then in the midst of this there’s this coworker who I looked up to as a sort of mother figure type and she’s saying these homophobic things about how she doesn’t like this one singer cause he’s “gay” and mocking gay behavior all of a sudden :,D I thought she was going to be open minded but...I was wrong.
Then yesterday I hear that there’s been a shooting in a nearby town. Maybe 30-40 minutes away. Someone killed an innocent black man here. And now they’ve shut that whole town down and supposedly there’s a lot of KKK members around there and also in this other town... like legit there was a hotline for it back in the 90s that would spam call people living there. My mom grew up there and she said she saw a mass of them walking the streets a few times when she was little and that her neighbor was the dragon aka head of it. Now I’m paranoid that more shooting will happen and that there’s a lot of them who’ve passed on their ignorance over the years and that there’s even more than before they’re just hiding. I’m just thinking damn it could be anyone 🤮
To top it all off, I overheard a table who was having a bday party(which I honestly think it’s a weird conversation topic at a birthday party) but talking about trans people. At first they were complaining about having to wear masks (go figure). Anyways, This woman was like “it’s so fucked this world we have so many men turning into women now. They get their d***k and chop it up and sew it into this fake thing and it looks so w r o n g.” After that I just had to carry myself away cuz it pissed me off so bad like wtf there were children at that table too I feel really bad because they’ll probably grow up thinking that shit too 😔 and it ruined my night because I was already having to work a double shift to make up for this one dude who hasn’t been showing up.
So yeah...it’s a mess and it’s complicated. I don’t think I’ve ever in my life had such a pile of ignorance and intolerance come by all at once and so horrible too. I hate how so many people just can’t be decent human beings, how hard is it to not be homophobic, racist, or transphobic?? Any why now is it getting worse? What’s going on? Has anyone else experienced this lately? It’s crazy 😢
Anyways, sorry for my always long ass posts but I just needed to get this off my brain. Everyone have a safe day and remember to love others. Thanks @seiji-amasawa for the pick me up!! I really needed it ☺️
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NSFW Alphabet - Katsuki Bakugou
I love reading these, so I wanted to make one of my own :)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Katsuki’s aftercare is more practical than anything. If it’s been a particularly strenuous session, he might lie there for a bit, panting next to you. But once he’s caught his breath, he’s up quickly and fetching a towel or tissues for clean up. And he won’t be the one to clean you up himself- he thinks you’re probably more efficient at it than him, so he’ll let you handle that- but he’ll always provide the supplies.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part is his arms. Why do you think his hero costume is a tank top?? He spends a lot of time sculpting and developing his arms, and he wants to show off his hard work! His favorite body part of his partner’s is definitely their ass. It’s the first place his hands roam to when kissing his partner. During sex, if he’s not in a position to be able to see their ass, he’s definitely grabbing onto it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Katsuki has a fantasy of cumming onto his partner’s face, but he’s too embarrassed to ask. Maybe he’ll work up the courage one day, but for now he just hopes he’ll wind up in a situation that calls for it. Otherwise he’s not picky- he’ll easily oblige to his partner’s preferences (as long as he’s not gonna make no babies!!)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes to collect his partner’s underwear, kind of like trophies. Not all of them, but a few select favorites. He always has a pair in his backpack, and he’s slightly paranoid that he might accidentally pull them out with his book in class- although he’s not sure whether he’d be more embarrassed or proud in that moment.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Katsuki is surprisingly inexperienced for someone with so much confidence. His bold personality tends to scare intimidate most potential partners, so he’s learned everything he knows from the 1 or 2 partners he’s had. However, he’s a quick learner and competitive as hell, so of course he wants to be the best, at everything. He lets his intuition (or is it primal instinct?) get him started and relies on his partner’s body language to guide him the rest of the way.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy. A position that allows him to watch his partner’s ass, grab onto his partner’s ass, and take control? Sold.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
This boy is serious as hell. He wants to get everything just right, so if there are any fumbles or blunders in the bedroom, he is more likely to get flustered than to just laugh it off. After being with his partner for a while, he’ll warm up to the idea of teasing, but mostly he’s just focused on trying to knock their socks off.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Katsuki definitely doesn’t shave bare. He thinks it makes him look stupid as hell, so he prefers to keep his pubes trimmed short instead. He is so fixated on impressing his partner and not embarrassing himself that for the first several months, he keeps it meticulously groomed. He’s obsessive about it, so much that he’ll even make excuses to avoid sex if he feels he’s not tidy enough, and then just jack off angrily at home later. (Is it an insecurity thing?) Once he’s more comfortable in the relationship though, he’ll go longer periods between grooming, although rarely more than an extra quarter inch or so.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Katsuki isn’t necessarily romantic, per se. He is very attentive to his partner however. His ego couldn’t handle the blow of being bad in bed, so he needs to make sure his partner is enjoying themselves before he can enjoy himself. He’s secretly just a giant baby who seeks validation as much as anyone else.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
This boy’s sex drive is high af and you know he jacks off on the daily at least. Katsuki has an incredible amount of will power and he could restrain himself if he wanted to, but he’s also impulsive as hell and he doesn’t see masturbation as bad or shameful, so he indulges. Plus with his tendency to fixate on things, he often finds himself unable to concentrate if he’s sexually frustrated, so he’ll masturbate just to be able to think clearly again. You better believe this boy is the king of procrasturbating when he’s supposed to be studying.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage. Katsuki is a control freak, of course his kink is bondage. He won’t ever mention it and he won’t try anything until he feels comfortable that his partner would be open to it. Then he’ll experiment with it slowly- pinning up his partner’s arms against the wall during a steamy makeout session, pulling their shirt over their head and wrapping it around their wrists during sex, tugging their hair while he fucks them from behind. If it’s well received, he’ll be investing in some full bed restraints in no time.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Katsuki likes to fuck in the shower. Something about it just feels raw to him. You’d think with his favorite position being doggy that he’d like nothing more than to have his partner bent over, palms pressed against the tile, taking him from behind buuuuuuuut *surprise* he actually prefers to hold his partner up, hands under their ass, and fuck them against the shower wall. He tends to be a bit more animalistic in the shower.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Phewwww boy, nothing lights a fire under Katsuki’s ass like a little competition. He wants to be THE best. Any sort of teasing from his partner, and Katsuki is ready to pin them down and show them exactly what he’s capable of. He’s also a sucker for seeing his partner in clothing that hugs their assets. He’ll be pawing at them all day until he can finally get them alone and rip their clothes off.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Threesome. He might like to show off his partner, but he doesn’t like to share them. Plus he might be a teensy bit insecure they’ll enjoy sex with the other person more than him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Katsuki really, really enjoys receiving oral. It feels great of course, but more than anything he loves to see his partner on their knees, looking up at him with his cock in their mouth. Somehow, that’s when he truly sees how much they desire him. He like giving too, as he feels he can get a more accurate sense of his partner’s level of enjoyment. He gets off if they get off.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast or slow, but always hard- he makes sure that every thrust counts. His pace is moderate, usually on the fast-side. When he’s fully consumed by passion (which is almost every sexual encounter), he wants all of his partner, and he wants it now.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Katsuki’s a big fan of quickies, especially when he’s sexually frustrated. And let’s be honest, he basically always frustrated. But he’s never one-sided. He makes sure his partner gets off too.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Risk excites the fuck out of Katsuki, although he’d likely be mortally embarrassed if he ever got caught. Storage closet, bathroom, car parking lot… he wants to try it all, but it will probably take some encouragement or teasing from his partner first. More than anything though, Katsuki gets off on his partner almost getting caught. He likes to tease and pleasure them while they’re talking on the phone or when there’s someone just on the other side of the door.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Katsuki will go as long as his partner can. It’s rare for him to find someone with as much stamina as him, so he is happy with whatever they can afford. The only exception is when he’s extremely tired, in which case he can usually only manage one round (and we all know Katsuki has a very strict bedtime).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t feel much of a personal need to use them, but he will eagerly use them on his partner. He’s no stranger to the cock ring, and he prefers when both he and his partner cum at the same time, so he’ll throw in a some extra vibrations if he feels he’s much closer to the finish line than they are.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Once Katsuki has gotten comfortable with his partner, he loves to tease, to the point of his partner literally begging for him. This does depend, however, on how turned on he is already. His seriousness is directly correlated to his horniness, so if he’s too consumed by lust, he’ll get straight to business.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Katsuki is quiet in bed, aside from a few pants and grunts (because that’s what’s #manly or whatever, but mostly because he’s too terrified he’ll make a stupid embarrassing noise that will haunt him for the rest of his life). His partner can elicit some moans from him though, by nibbling on his ear or by gently pressing underneath his balls while climaxing.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Katsuki thinks he has a fantasy of watching his partner masturbate in front of him, but truth is he’s way too damn impatient for that. Every single time he caves, unable to resist the urge to replace their hand with his and just do it his damn self. (He does it better anyway.)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
We all know Katsuki is ripped, so let’s just get to the good stuff, shall we? This boy is #blessed. He’s a shower and a grower at 5″ soft and 7.5″ erect. His dick is pretty too, straight and curved slightly upward, with a few healthy veins. While his length is nothing to sneeze at, it’s his girth that’s impressive. It’s a good thing he wears those baggy pants (or is it?), because that outline is hard to conceal.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
H I G H. It’s unlikely he’ll ever find a partner that can match him, but regular sex with his partner (daily, please) keeps him satisfied. He’ll be crawling up the walls, resisting the urge to yank it every 30 minutes should he and his partner be separated by distance.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Sex usually gives Katsuki a zap of energy any time throughout the day, with the exception of close to bedtime. Then its zzzzzz lights out!
#katsuki bakugou#kacchan#katsuki bakugo imagine#katsuki bakugo headcanons#bnha smut#bnha headcanons#smutty
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Finch 😏
Disclaimer for u, Brooke: I’m writing these things with my followers in mind who know nothing of our campaign lol
B A S I C S
full name: “S’anvela Ven’thanyrias’elae, Zaha Ilia Enwen’elae D’elae’ya.” Yeah. But you can just call her “Finch” lmao
gender: Nonbinary
sexuality: Biromantic asexual
pronouns: She/they/he
O T H E R S
family: Emperor Therias’enwen’elae (father), Prince Avan’kethral’elae (older half-brother - deceased), Duchess Sythae’ren’elae (older half-sister), Prince Larel’onas’elae (older half-brother), Prince Zal’gaelin’elae (older half-brother). Finch doesn’t know who her mother is/was, and she hates her father and all her brothers’ guts. Her sister is on thin ice.
birthplace: Highcourt (capital city of the United Lands)
job: Thief/adventurer, secret princess
phobias: She’s not scared of it but she has a huge aversion to gore.
guilty pleasures: Finch hates to admit it, but her upbringing left her with a taste for very expensive food, lodgings, clothes, etc., so those sorts of things are now guilty pleasures for her.
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Chaotic neutral
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: Introvert
organized/disorganized: Organized, though it might look disorganized to others
close minded/open-minded: Open-minded
calm/anxious: paranoid Anxious
disagreeable/agreeable: Disagreeable
cautious/reckless: Reckless
patient/impatient: Impatient
outspoken/reserved: Outspoken with her opinions, reserved with her personal life
leader/follower: Leader
empathetic/unemphatic: Mostly unempathetic, though slowly learning some empathy
optimistic/pessimistic: Pessimistic
traditional/modern: Modern
hard-working/lazy: Hard-working
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: I don’t know yet... There is an interesting potential love interest NPC we’ve met, but we’ll see how that goes. >v> I low-key think ~~someone~~ in the party would be great with her but, again, depending on numerous factors I could see it going many different ways
ot3: N/A
brotp: Finch/Zeus, and Finch/Donahue lmao, the energies with both of them are wildly different but I love them (for those who don’t know, Zeus is literally a dudebro beacon of charismatic chaos that Finch is learning works very well with her schemes, while Donahue is resident edgy emo boi who complements Finch’s Hot-Topic-punk-ass so nicely heheh)
notp: None, yet... tho if people suggested Finch/Donaar or some shit that’d instantly be one lol
#i say gideon's a bastard a lot but i think finch might take the bastard cake out of all my ocs#oc: finch#brick-brooke
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new decade, new me
was perusing through my old blog. i took this survey when i was a wee lass. thought it’d be fun to repost/retake it, to see how much things have changed.. if at all. new answers in bold, the unchanged is.. unchanged.
The Letter A
Are you available?: not to the public i’m unattached as hell.
What is your age?: 20 1/2 31
What annoys you?: stupid shit
The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?: i live in a big apartment
When is your birthday?: 822
Who is your best friend?: chomps heather
The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: swedish fish
Who's your crush?: geigh i hate that i have an answer to this
When was the last time you cried?: like yesterday it’s been months
The Letter D
Do you daydream?: often
What's your favorite kind of dog?: beagles pitbulls
What day of the week is it?: monday tuesday
The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: i hate eggs
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: my second home
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: breathe
The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: duh
Do you use fly swatters?: its called a newspaper or any kind of spray
Have you ever used a foghorn?: yesss..great times
The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: no regularly
Are you a giver or a taker?: it depends on how im feelin giver
Do you like gummy candies?: not really
The Letter H
How are you?: greeeeat
What color is your hair?: browns
The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: piece of cake
Have you ever ice skated?: every year been a few years..
Do you play an instrument?: plenty only the drums these days.. and not even good
The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: dont like jelly beans
Do you wear jewelry?: earrings.. chain bracelet
The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: no one my brother
Do you want kids?: ew
Where did you go for kindergarten?: ps7.. ooow
The Letter L
Are you laid back?: as laid back as can be
Do you lie?: often not anymore
The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: 5th element
Do you still watch Disney movies?: uh huh i just signed up disney plus nigga its lit
Do you like mangos?: no
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: i have plenty
What is your real name?: ness
Whats your favorite number?: tres
Do you prefer night over day?: uhmm sometimes i’m a morning person..early morning
The Letter O
What's your one wish?: id have my BEAUTY already i dont even remember which girl this was referring to lmaooo
Are you an only child?: i wish
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: large bodies of water.. i can swim.. but yeh.. thas too much..
What are your pet peeves?: people =|
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: sense of humor.. big plus if you dont mind putting up with my shit too =]
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?: accept nothing question everything
Are you quick to judge people?: not really
The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: no.. i know for a fact sometimes im wrong.. but so what...
Are you one to cry?: eh.. from time to time not lately
The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: rain
Do you like snow?: indeed fuck snow
What's your favorite season?: fall
The Letter T
What time is it?: 210 1113
What time did you wake up?: 8.. then 11.. 4.. then 7
When was the last time you slept in a tent?:my lil mermaid tent hahah.. i dont remember how old i was.. i had that shit up in the corner of my room for madd long tho..smh.. good times
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: when am i ever? i was a funky ass kid man.. smh..
Underwear or boxers?: this is a stupid question =| lmao same thing ass
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?: anything thats not broccoli.. spinach.. or carrots..
Where do you want to go on vacation?: vacation.. meh..
The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: i say/do things when its too late
Where do you live?: here
What's your worst fear?: failure
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: yes
Have you seen the x-games?: yesss.. i went last year.. i might go again this year
Do you own a xylophone?: ermm no
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: golden yellow
What's one thing you yearn for?: meh... peace
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: UR MOTHER.. na.. lmao.. im trippin.. leo gang
Do you believe in the zodiac?: no.. =|
Favorite zoo animal?: penguins go so hard
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tagged by nobody i just stole this from @cartoonexpress
(A)ge: Oh You Know... (i get paranoid about this kind of shit but i have my reasons, i am a very easy person to google. pm me and i’ll tell you fershure though)
(B)irthplace: fiji, yep yep the place where the overpriced water comes from
(C)urrent Time: i started filling this out at 9:15 and finished it at 10:56 because i got distracted
(D)rink You Had Last: there are so many cool questions you could ask that start with d but i’m getting asked about my drink... it was fiji water tap water
(E)asiet Person To Talk To: i don’t know man... i’d start with saying that the hardest people to talk to for me are hot girls, and anyone who carries a conversation easily are the easiest to talk to, ofc
(F)avorite Song: at the moment, exclusively freak on a leash by korn. i go through phases where i listen to one song over and over again so it’s never constant for me but i do have a ‘songs that slap’ playlist which has tornado by msi and dumb by nirvana at the top. sanitarium by metallica and kings dead by jay rock (all jokes aside) are both good. there’s always kayne west likes fingers in his ass HOWEVER
(G)rossest Memory: this one time where a guy in my sisters grade liquid shit his pants during a play and they had to get a squad to rush to the gristedes next door to buy an adult diaper, another time from the summer camp i went to this year where a girl i knew fell off a table and popped her whole ass knee out the socket BLUARRGHH
(H)ogwarts House: gryffindor and ravenclaw... i teeter totter on each house every time i take the test
(I)n Love?: fuckin... reese from malcolm in the middle i guess. you know me though
(J)ealous Of People?: there was this one guy i was really close to in 8th grade and he was friends with anyone he looked at and he was nice but not in an annoying doormat way and he circle game’d me like 90 times that year plus his grades were fucking destroying it, i’m sure i’m not the only one who was jealous of him though there’s no way
(K)illed Someone?: fuck outta here with that straight edge shit
(L)ove At First Sight or Walk By Again?: walk by again i supposed
(M)iddle Name: keona
(O)ne Wish: either be happy or be smart
(P)erson You Last Called: this girl i met from camp to ligma her
(Q)uestions You’re Asked The Most: have you done any studying today?
(R)easons To Smile: either cuz i said something funny and it made someone else laugh, or someone else said something funny and it made me laugh
(S)ong You Last Sang: dumb by nirvana, learned it on guitar
(T)ime You Woke Up: 9 am, everyday grind :swole arm emoji:
(U)nderwear Color: wow there are a lot of questions you could stick here that would be mediocre but this one actively sucks cock. funky multicolored boxers though :(
(V)acation Destination: fiji dear fiji, home sweat home
(W)orst Habit: playing guitar for like 6 hours straight and blistering the fuck out of my fingers, staring at a piece of homework for like 6 hours straight and doing absolutely nothing, drawing for like 6 hours str hm actually i think i have a problem
(X)-rays?: i had scoliosis when i was 12 but it wasn’t serious nor was it going to get worse
(Y)our Favorite Food: mac and cheese, anything pumped out by reeses slaps, galbi or most korean barbecue really, fries, etc... nothing beats eating food you’ve been craving like a madman though
(Z)odiac Sign: capricorn
aaaaaand i tag everybody, if you want to do this just say that i tagged you
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more ehh thoughts (recent edition):
w o w
can’t even speak my damn mind anymore in this house I guess without getting the whole, ‘get out then if you don’t like it here. look for a section 8 place and blah, blahhhh’ speech.
the signature speech of my parents when I get on their ‘last nerves’..
all just for speaking my mind. lovely
all bc I said something in regards to something political my dad was talking about. then saying black lives matter after bc it was also apart of the conversation
(which is my opinion)
that word doesn’t sit well in my parents ears.. my dad to be specific apparently.
he then started saying I should just look for somewhere else to go and that if I say that again, something will happen. (not anything violent on me,but make me leave to somewhere else type of happen )
guess my parents (specifically my dad) wants me dead if he wants me to go out and find somewhere else to go. it’s not like, idk, i have a fucking immunocompromised system or anything like that ya know?? also.... during a fucking pandemic as well ?? helllloooo, old man?? i just don’t know anymore sometimes with my parents
caught me off guard a bit and hurt really fucking bad.. like, wow. if that’s how you feel, then let me go which you won’t and won’t admit.
used to it though which is silly to say, but I can’t do anything much about it even if i tried. so, I must deal for now anyway I can.
we settled our differences though which, I’m glad, but I hate that I was the first one to do it. shows how it is in my family at times
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at least my mom and few friends are on my side. ridiculous to be treated like this for having a fucking opinion.
doesn’t help either to get teased about it. like I haven’t been most of my life already ya know, shit.
sick of this house sometimes. the people in it, I should say.. sigh
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I feel like I’m not, as ‘feminine’ as a lady should be. adds to my existing body probsss
can’t put makeup on. can’t get my nails done. can’t use bath bombs. can’t use facial creams or certain acne products. can’t buy clothes I’d like to shape my body and whatnot.. it goes onnnn. I would like to do what a lady likes to feel/look her absolute best ya know.
I can’t though. trying?????which doesn’t really go anywhere much tbh
I have an unused makeup palette and lippies going to absolute waste in my drawer.
which, cost me gooood money bc gooood brand. treat myself.
to see it go to waste though,is heartbreaking...
I could be using it now during the pandemic,but I have no one to help me with it. I can’t do it myself with my fucked up arms/hands either so that’s a nope.
my mom won’t help me and I’ve asked. she has more important things to do than make me look like a little clowns spawn.
I have so many ideas and I can’t execute them as I’d like. never can and it hurts. maybe on a drawimg, but having it applied to your face is a much better experience. very relaxing as well,but to take off.. that’s a process
doesn’t help that I’m told I’d look better with it as well, which totally helps my self esteem ya know. "it suits your moon face and covers those acne bits.."
fucking hell.. like, let me be.
guess not though it seems :lllllll
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I feel gross about my skin.. dry and flaky at times from my medication and bc my body is a lil ass. it’s fucking oily on occasions as well.. ughhh. a whole nightmare, in my opinion
small acne scars,pimples from an imbalanced body in miscellaneous spots and places where they shouldn’t be.. I hate it.
I cannot look at myself without wanting to scream sometimes. I just stare and flip through a plethora of thoughts until I’m sitting there watching myself cry
I can’t buy the right skin products without suffering a break out or some kind of allergic reaction either. that’s how ‘sensitive’ i am.. ughh and people think it’s sooo fucking easy to take care of your skin.
help me out then and do it for me instead of telling me when I’ve said why I couldn’t in the first place..
fucking shit
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I use to do my nails and paint them different colors almost every other week or so when I was younger. that was when I could move them to a certain extent. now i just can’t much for that. maybe?but I don’t want to risk twisting my wrist again. which, oddly helped a bit, but I’m not risking it
can’t even paint my right hand without leaning into a terrible spine position bc of my curled in fingers. it’s "so easy" though.my big ass it is
so, I just leave them bare nowadays
I have chipped and or broken nails anyway from fidgeting and anxiety. so, that’ll get in the way when they’re colored
sigh
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bath bombs are the most elegant form of hygienic self care. a bubbly concoction for your skin to dip in.. ughhhh. sounds so relaxing and funnn
can’t sit in a fucking tub though to enjoy it and I don’t have the walk in ones. just a plain walk in shower. every time I see someone post about them, I melt inside. so pretty with the glitter fragments and the colorsss...mm
how I wish I could endure a porcelain tub to soak and forget about the world for a moment.
I can dream, but that still hurts as well.
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I used to wear slim fitting tops for my stomach bc I was one of the chubby ones ya know.
now, I want to use them more bc my body doesn’t look how I thought it would be at my age. due to medication and lack of movement, just made it worse and it’s not my fault. feels like it is though and I tried. still am and it’s been hard lately with the pandemic. massive buying spells again so, some healthy goods are not available.
apparently though it seems nowadays being ‘thicc’ is in when years before it was absolutely frowned upon.
I got teased for being ‘thicc’ and now I’m somewhat getting praised for it?? kinda weird circus did I buy tickets for? unless I didn’t??
like, what do y’all mean, now it’s in????? stop being such a rude wad of shit and quit playing with people like this.
I don’t know what to accept much anymore and it’s bothers me so damn much
even if you do get praised,you must meet the standards. with some that is, I should say. must be at least some sort of skinny. some sort of, shaped being that I don’t really want to explain bc I feel it’s obvious.
some disabled folks are almost never in this section and when so, seems very fetishized.
hopefully this paints a small picture or whatever size you prefer your canvas to be. I’ve already talked about my body and more like this just gets me upset
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uggh why are people still making stupid party plans, going to crowded places and doing other irresponsible shit... during a fucking pandemic?? It’s literally s o fucking irritating.
these people do not grasp this it seems, but ooooooohhh. gotta go out and risk it for someone who doesn’t even care about my health,others and even themselves.
fucking dumb
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funny to see them complain about being home and all bc of this. like, how do you think I’ve felt and countless other disabled folks like me? sucks h u h. no freedom to go anywhere for risk of a fucking accident or worse, d e a t h.
it’s easy as hell to stay home and keep yourself occupied but apparently it’s a big ass deal
read, write, draw, cook, c l e a n. go out in your, idk, backyard as your outside relief?? is it really that b a d of a need to go somewhere??
especially when eventually it’ll drain you and you’ll eventually go back h o m e anyway ??t’s ridiculous.
"you should be thankful you can even go out."
yeah, to appointments, groceries, and concerts o n l y.
I don’t have the fucking privilege to go out at my own leisure and when I do, I have to plan like a mf.
it’s not easy. can’t drive. van is always busting on us. parents are my only source of a ride. can’t even generally go out anywhere bc of stupid stairs and all that.
I swear. every time I see a friend, mutual or family put something like that.. irritates me. I wanna comment so bad,but I don’t want to start anymore drama.
maybe soon I will. who fucking knows
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i miss shows and all, but I just don’t as much.
I’m paranoid to think of going to future ones now..
I’ve already missed a majority of concerts my whole childhood and teen years due to my disability.
I don’t want to miss out on my young adult life now that I’m somewhat in a ‘better state’ bc some of y’all don’t want to be cautious and follow rules.
shows are therapeutic for me, but idk anymore now if it’s makimg me like this
disabled folks like myself who enjoy these shows are in so much fucking danger, it’s ridiculous.
we already were anyways with moshing and all.. which I know some act like they don’t know.
y’all are so desperate to go like, what about the other fandom folks who can’t even attend these shows though?? sad
these lives performances some artists have been doing are perfect and we need to support them more with this format. encourage the fuck out of them like the do to us with their music and whatnot.
I was so fucking thankful DGD did one.
it was a great time, but not so great when everyone is like, but what about an ‘actual show’?
it’s just, never enough with some of the fans I swear. irritating
yeahhh ,lets risk the fuckin band/bands getting sick so they can play for us. yasssss. shows how much they read up on the members and care about their health/wellbeing.
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being sober brings back a lot of suppressed memories. nights are bit hard when going through this
makes me remember quite a bit of conversations that others have probably or most likely have forgotten by now as well
irritating and sad. that’s how I get some of my dreams as well which cause lack of sleep at timessss y a y
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I, over share too much at times it seems.. how the hell do people want to know me though????
if I’m making the situation, odd or whatever, fucking tell me instead of ignoring it and trying to move on with some stupid shit
if I can fucking sit through y’alls oversharing.. can with fucking mine
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I hate how everything that’s so wholesome and genuine I see, I can barely even do and say..
I especially hate how I imagine it with someone who deserves better. this is wearing me out I swear to fucking god
I put some of my eggs in the wrong basket.. again
ohhh fucking boooyyy
least it’s a good basket..
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sometimes I feel so uneducated when taking with friends. my mind is like a fucking mad libs book on new game plus.
it’s blanks out and replaces important vocabulary with some silly childish shit instead
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Request Regulations
A/N: I got this template from chantenyongs and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to. BTW my request box is open~ make sure to read the regulations AND my bio before requesting!
A = Aftercare
Since the sex would be a bit over stimulating Kihyun would allow you some time to calm down before picking you up in his arms and sitting you on his lap. He can hear your heart beating and he can feel you trying to catch your breath along with his own heavy breathing.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Kihyun is in love with your back/shoulder. It usually gives his something to hold on to when either cuddling or pounding into you depending on the situation. For himself I think he would like his chest because you bury your face into it when he hugs you and when you are close to your orgasm. I think he just likes being there for you tbh.
C = Cum
Eh if I had to put money on it I would bet that Kihyun is a bit messy but tries not to get it all over so if he isn't coming inside of you best chance is that he's cuming on your stomach before he grabs tissues to clean you up.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
He'd be too shy to admit it but Kihyun keeps a pair of handcuffs under his pillow of under his side of the bed for easy access. He hasn't used them on you yet but when he does you'll literally never see it coming.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He knows exactly what is the right thing to do aka meaning what turns you on, and also what is wrong aka what turns you off.
F = Favorite position
He doesn't like to change positions often so he always goes into doggy style but he also likes reverse cowgirl.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Kihyun would be dead serious in the heat of the moment but before and afterwards he'll make jokes and tease you whenever he could.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Like I said before Kihyun is a bit messy but wants to keep his mess in control so he'll be trimmed down a bit and he'll make sure it's short before you two have sex.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Kihyun would be romantic but really show it more through words. It'll take a bit of reading between the lines to get what he's saying but hopefully you know he loves you and if you don't then you will soon.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
He's make sure he's all alone and would be alone for at least four hours before the very thought creeps into his mind. Jacking off is something very very very personal so he wouldn't call you for phone sex or anything like that. Even if he's all alone he'll take extra care to not be caught so he'll sneak into the bathroom and do it just in case a member left something behind and came back to get it or something like that.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Definately has a praising and bondage kink but he's also into hair pulling big time.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He sees sex as something between two people who love each other so he'll prefer having sex anywhere secluded. It doesn't really matter where to him just as long as it's just you and him.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Previously mentioned Kihyun has a hair pulling kink so as soon as your fingers find their way into his locks he's out of his own control and gives it all to you.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Kihyun would be grossed out at the very thought of toe sucking and I can't blame him because that ish is nasty sorry if that's your kink.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He'd like giving but would really want to receive oral after because he nearly came twice while watching you blow his cock and wanted you to feel like you were in heaven too.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He'd be pretty slow the whole time just to be a little shit about it but Kihyun would speed up at the very end to make your highs more amazing.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Kihyun is all for em' but you'll be left a mess when you and him are finished because he might have gotten a bit carried away so hopefully you don't mind seeing a new side of him every now and again.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Risk who? He only knows double locking doors, sound proofing rooms, and putting out "do not disturb" signs.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He loves to bring you over the edge over and over again so he's trained himself to do the same for him and together you guys last about five rounds on a good day but on any normal day you guys might get two or three in.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Kihyun might not like toys just because he doesn't want to get caught having them and if you brought in a dildo he'd get a bit self conscious and think he wasn't big enough for you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Most of the sex would be teasing but that's usually just him bringing your orgasm closer to the edge and because he's a headass lovebug with the urge to be an ass.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
It would depend on who was home if anyone was home that is. Even then he'd try to keeps it low to not have the neighbors hear. He's a bit paranoid mate.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
OVERSTIMULATION KINK WAS I NOT CLEAR
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh he's aight. He might be a bit shorter but he makes up for it in other ways ;)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Normal for a man his age I guess?
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Kihyun would be upset with himself if he fell asleep before you so he waits before going to sleep.
~Blake
#monsta x#kpop#kihyun#monsta x imagine#kpop imagine#kihyun imagine#monsta x smut#kpop smut#kihyun smut#monsta x reaction#kpop reaction#kihyun reaction#monsta x scenario#kpop scenario#kihyun scenario
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Tagged by not so local nerd energy supplier @dorkenergy
A- Age: 21
B- Birthplace: Newcastle, United Kingdom
C- Current time: 17:15
D- Drink you had last: Irn Bru
E- Easiest person to talk to: There’s quite a few tbh 69% of them are gay so there’s a common trend
F- Favorite song: LiS got me feeling indie atm so my fave currently is Through the Cellar Door by Lanterns on the Lake
G- Grossest Memory: I have this recurring one where I see my reflection in my phone screen
H- Hogwarts House: Screw house allegiances, I’d be chilling w Hagrid in his house
I- in love?: Once but it didn’t go anywhere
J- Jealous of people: I’m largely jealous of people who act effortlessly confident...... more wonderment really
L- Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Enamoured possibly? Being able to present an entire personality to fall in love with would be quite something
M- Middle name: James
N- Number of siblings: One younger brother
O- One Wish: For my brain to just chill tf out and stop worrying and getting paranoid over every damn thing, also a shit tonne of money
P- Person you called last: My best friend
Q- Question you are always asked: Can you fix [unspecified piece of technology] for me?
R- Reason to smile: Recent happenings (unrelated to me) at work have meant there is a far less negative atmosphere hanging about and generally things just seem way laid back
S- Song you sang last: Ariana Grande - Break free
T- time you woke up: 4am (I just get too restless and can’t sleep around this time, I do love how quiet the house and the entire is street is early mornings..... serene)
U- Underwear color: Blue, yellow and white
V- Vacation destination: France, America, Japan, Korea
W- Worst habit: Apathy, there are times I’m so sleep deprived I can’t even get my lazy ass to sleep
X- X Rays: Had an iron (which was turned on) fall off an ironing board and nuke my hand when I was v young, I think that’s the only time I’ve had an X-ray/been in hospital tbh
Y- your favorite food: I’m always a slut for chicken
Z- Zodiac sign: Gemini
Not gonna tag anybody but feel free to do it and tag saying I did ;o
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