Owen Wilson will never know just how much I love his little ordinary time-man character. In a cinematic universe of super geniuses and sorcerers and aliens and enhanced soldiers and thunder gods, all with crazy abilities, I love his littlest normal human analyst who started out solving time mysteries so, SO much, in my very heart, soul, bones. He’s just some guy but like… he’s NOT just some guy at the same time. Some of my MCU favourites I’ve had over a decade of getting to know them, yet here Mobius is, sitting comfy in one of my atriums like he’s always been there. He’s so soft and soothing and reasonable and safe. If I had to choose between travelling to all sorts of weird and wacky and wonderful places with the Gaurdians, maybe Thor, or sitting in a Burger King gossiping over a Whopper and a Slushie with Mobius, I’d absolutely choose Mobius. He just has this vibe. I totally get why Loki would sit eternally alone to let Mobius live freely. Just a lovely, stand-up lil fella. He is coded like a well-needed hug. Thinking of him right now.

The way Levi’s like “you sound like Him” and Hange does a complete 180 and decides to NOT sound like him and revert to her old Titan adoring self, providing a glimmer of joy and normalcy in their last moments, as if trying to spare Levi further pain. i’m fucking losing it lad ladies and gnc legends I’m fuckin losing it

I LOVE Onyankopon. He is FEARLESS. Everyone on that plane is either a survey corps member very much accustomed to taking on Titans or they ARE a Titan or BOTH. Onyankopon is just a dude with giant balls very skilfully flying a plane that’s clearly over the weight limit bc of his giant balls. He might as well be flying that plane over an active volcano, if the turbulence don’t take them out, the heat or Zeke’s rock throwing might do it but that ain’t a problem for him. I swear if he doesn’t survive this to spend his final years on little old man tea dates with Levi reminiscing about the time Hange nearly yeeted them all to their collective deaths when Onyan let her drive their hire car in Marley bc she yanked so hard on the handbrake she pulled it out then I am DONE

“Don’t start sounding like him” - please don’t get sappy with me and make this harder than it already is but the last time someone I loved said this to me I had to order him to die and I’m not ready to lose you too

“Don’t ruin what I have going” - please don’t get sappy with me and make this harder than it already is but I’ve made up my mind and it can’t be changed, please let me go

“You understand, don’t you Levi?” - I’m sorry, can you forgive me?

“Devote your heart” - I forgive you. Go

Loki gets a time dilf, Wade gets a time dilf, you get a time dilf, I get a time dilf, EVERYONE gets a time dilf let’s goooooooo

Cas does not get the credit he deserves for all the drama he caused on the show. 15 seasons of supernatural and like 6 of those were a direct result of Cas and the drama that ensued from Cas being Cas doing Cas things. The disasters that can be caused by an angelic himbo having an existential crisis and having a crush on Dean Winchester smh.

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Imagining Survey Corps heaven like a local bar when a home team football game is on. Levi vs umbilically attached Zeke is on the big screen. Everyone is in shirts with Levi’s face on it. Hange is on Erwin’s shoulders yelling at the screen as a compromise to her climbing on the table from enthusiasm. The game has only started but Moblit’s already legless. They won’t let Sasha order any alcohol even though she’s old enough but they’re buying her bar food on rounds because she’s stress-eating, OG squad Levi have all got a table together and no one thinks it’s weird that Oluo is in full Levi cosplay, wig and all, not even Petra. Isabel and Farlan have gotten a chant going. Every time Levi gets even a tiny bit close to Zeke the room erupts into pandemonium.

I think my all time favourite Marvel fandom era was when everyone on here was convinced sacred timeline Loki seduced his way into the Grandmaster’s favour and was probably his sugar baby of some sort. It was such a wonderful, simple, tranquil time to be alive. I was at peace

I’m scared for my lil guy Mobius on the timelines all by himself. What if some non-Kang related big bad who has managed to evade the reformed TVA’s watch and wants to control a bunch of timelines puts 2 and 2 together, realises that Möbius was a key player in helping establish Loki at the centre of the Yggdrasil (that Loki cares deeply about Mobius and visa versa) and comes after him in the hopes to oust Loki? Part of me feels like Mobius could handle it but Mobius doesn’t have big scary dog privileges anymore girlies, what with Loki being tangled up at the Citadel and it worries me. Sylvie is a slippery lil sword wielding snake (affectionate) who’s entire childhood WAS self-preservation and survival, she’ll be fine. B15, O.B and Casey are all somewhat afforded better protection from within the TVA but what about Mobius? He’s just a lil mourning retiree trying to make a new life for himself. What if danger finds him? I trust B15 to have some sort of protection and emergency measures in place for him but what if it’s not enough?

I actually really like the “you’re my favourite” line in Season 1 because it’s a really subtle nod to the playful side of Mobius’ character. It reminds us he’s more like Loki than everyone would think. The way he whispers it beside Loki’s ear just for him while simultaneously mouthing it at Sylvie - he’s such a rascal (affectionate) about it, a mischievous scamp, even.

Also, I DO think it’s for Loki especially- which leads me into another reason why I love it; Mobius’ compassionate side is once again coming out. He’s not fooling Sylvie and he knows it. Girlie is fully aware this lil moustached mortal timeman is VERY fond of one Loki in particular. She said “Mobius isn’t so bad, he cares about you.” She doesn’t include herself, and while I’m sure Mobius is starting to grow fond of her here and visa versa, she knows this is just the sweet gesture of a genuinely considerate man trying to express gratitude, include her in this goodbye so she knows she’s appreciated. With 3 softly spoken words, we get so much love and mischief and kindness and compromise and appreciation from Mobius, 3 softly spoken words that are said to convey something slightly different to those who hear them. The different interpretations make them no less true.

But yeah, ultimately I see this moment as a guy playing cool about how deeply he cares about someone, doing it with humour, as he simultaneously is conscientious of the feelings of those around him.

AH I just love Mobius so much it literally hurts. Every time I think about him I take damage.

God may be the playwright but Cas is the background extra in the tree costume who wasn’t supposed to have any lines but ends up setting the stage curtains on fire and I think that’s more iconic

Forgetting the hair grab for a sec, the moment the Levihan seed was planted in me was when Hange walks in on OG Squad Levi apologising to Eren after the well incident and he says “what took you so long? Constipated or something?” and she very seriously answers “no, it was nice and smooth actually” like ????? You two update each other on bowel movements? That’s so disgusting and so sooo cute

On a Tiktok of Avengers Loki impersonating Steve Rogers with Tony Stark right there, a commenter was like “Tony loves taking the piss out of Steve, if Loki wasn’t evil here I think they’d be besties” and someone else replied something along the lines of “defs somewhere else in the multiverse” and it made me giggle and got me thinking

One of my What-If related Marvel headcanons is that 1602 IS that somewhere, or at least, one of them. Loki is an eccentric theatre nerd who is out here with early access to the upcoming plays of “Will”, implying this little drama queen knows Shakespeare personally. Tony is an eccentric inventor who likes big made-up words. Shakespeare was also famous for making up words. Tony also says to Steve that he personally would’ve used a sonnet on Peggy. Shakespeare also wrote a bunch of sonnets. Loki likes to pop bottles while talking non-stop about theatre. Tony spent all night inventing on a bender, sooo they’re both a tad indulgent. I think the two of them are the only two not actually sparring with someone during the fighting that breaks out in the throne room (although Tony is trying to get his invention up and running - he’d probably fight if he could)

During my rewatch of this goofy little ep I absolutely LOST it spying a suspiciously Mjolnir shaped hammer/mallet in the back of Tony’s workshop, too. If actually Mjolnir, in this universe it belongs to Loki - who had coincidentally misplaced it when Thor ask him where it’s at. What’s Tony doing with Loki’s hammer, hm? How’d that get there? Theft? Forgetfulness? Or maybe a little prezzie?

You CANNOT convince me they don’t hang out, maybe secretly, passing goblets of palace sourced wine between them, Loki reciting his lines while Tony tinkers away, occasionally pausing to say something like “Where’s the blood, sweat and tears? Give me more, your highness. Also, can you put aside Yorick and hold these tongs for a mo’? Great!”

Shoutout to Levi for not lying down and letting the collosals walk all over him after all the shit Isayama has put him through, he is SOOOO much more resilient than me