ive been rereading your fics and the warlord ac ladies have my heart ❤️💘💞 just want to sit on eivor’s lap while she sits on her throne and angrily deals with idiots who can’t understand that she’s now in charge 💕 or get the sweet hugs and kisses after kassandra murders someone who bothered you 💘 or GOD sit at soma’s feet as she sends out her soldiers to take more territories i’m so 💜💞🩷❤️💘
this is the vibe I think of when I imagine the evil murder ladies
Like you find them hunched over a corpse, drenched in blood, the body is completely eviscerated and the dynamic is
"Oh, they must have done something horrible."
"...Yeah."
"Anyways, when you're finished, do you want to see the flowers I found on my walk today? And this kind old gentleman I met said the new necklace you gave me reminded him of the late lord...oh, what's his name? The one who they found without any eyes in his study last week. Well, he said it looked an awful lot like his wife's favourite necklace."
"What a profound coincidence."
"Isn't it? You always find me the loveliest things on your travels."
There's just something about a woman who would burn the world to a crisp just to keep you warm that...makes the red flags a little less red, you know?
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i personally favor robin jason being the worlds edgiest teen while bruce still struggles to say any thought out loud ever
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I think one of my favourite jumping spiders is Opisthoncus necator just because its common name is just “The Murderer” for some reason, so if I ever go to look at it on iNat, I am greeted with this very accusatory title and what is essentially its mug shot
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Miss Fisher In The Episode “Queen Of The Flowers”
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015)
↳ 1x09 Queen Of The Flowers
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i loveee soma but i didn't even think about her like this until you posted warlord!soma now I feel a little insane (i need her)
The evil warlord Soma thing is something I revisit often because it just...clicks for her. More than the other ladies. Birna's story about her faking her own death then killing a king and convincing an entire kingdom that she was an undead swamp demon doesn't help.
Shameless self plug but I have older blurbs on warlord!Soma if you're interested (I believe I forgot to tag that last blurb with "murder murder ladies" but that's where I develop this evil au):
the concept
more detailed scenario
corruption kink in detail
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I've been meaning to draw something for Poe Party show since I watched it because it has gripped me and will never leave my brain
especially mother lenore for no specific reason
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