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bisexual-queenie · 2 years
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Hey guys if I put the pro heroes from BNHA and put them into the pixie hollow/tinkerbell universe, what kind of fairies would they be?
The only ones I have any real ideas for are:
- Aizawa would be a animal talent fairy (his love of cats says it all but also I couldn’t really see him in any other role tbh)
- Mic would be a light talent fairy (His name means “sunshine” if that ain’t obvious i don’t know what is lmao. But also, he fits the personality in my opinion)
- Hawks, Tensei and Miruko would be fast flying talent fairies (I think this is self explanatory, Hawks and Tensei a little more obvious but Miruko makes sense as well just trust me)
- Mount Lady and Kamui Woods as Garden talent fairies (Kamui fits the nature vibe that these faries have, and Mount Lady is really just Rosetta in an alternate universe lmao. But also the idea of these two being in the same group makes me happy)
Now for the two that inspired this post:
- Best Jeanist as a Tinker talent fairy (I think its cannon that he uses his quirk to make stuff, and tinker fairies are known for creating stuff, so i think it fits)
- Edgeshot as a frost talent fairy (The only pro hero listed so far thats from the winter side of pixie hollow! I mostly took a good look at Periwinkle and her white hair and said “Hey Edgeshot has silver hair so close enough right?” And now we are here)
Now for a few notes:
- Aizawa and Mic are in a happy relationship with each other in this. It was totally love at first sight with these two lmao.
- Kamui and Mount Lady are dating as well.
- Jeanist and Edgeshot are in love, but unfortunately are forced to be separated from each other due too them being from opposite ends of Pixie Hollow (Neither of them can cross to the other side for too long without their wings breaking). Does this stop Jeanist tho? Nah he sneaks off to the Winter Woods to see Edgeshot lmao. Maybe if I expand on this more I want to explore this idea because its so fun.
Im probably gonna do a part two but with more people and maybe the students!
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lesbiansforlucio · 5 months
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The beloved background ship I hope they live happily ever after
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kiribread · 9 months
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late Birthday post :]]]]]
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A friend wanted a black & white version so u get them too lol
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kiyasepicverse · 2 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods/Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Original Male Character(s)/Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Kamiji Moe | Burnin/Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist/Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot, Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot & Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko & Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady Characters: Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods, Kamihara Shinya | Edgeshot, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Kamiji Moe | Burnin, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Mizushima Masaki | Manual, Tatsuma Ryuuko | Ryuukyuu, Awata Kaoruko | Bubble Girl, Toyomitsu Taishirou | Fat Gum, Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia), Original Characters Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Weddings, Mount Lady Being a Boss Here, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko is a Good Friend, Someone Gets Shamed, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Cheating, Pro Hero Shenanigans, Short, Happy Ending, trust me on this, Drama, Breaking Up & Making Up, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:
Yu Takeyama aka Mt. Lady was getting to married. However, despite the public's beliefs, the groom wasn’t her teammate, friend and once boyfriend Shinji Nishiya aka Kamui Woods.
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thesakuragarnet · 5 months
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The Limo Scandal (A Pro Hero Dabi X Hawks X Mirko Prequel)
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Summary: After a messy breakup with Mount Lady, Pro Hero Dabi finds himself in a crossfaded friends with benefits situation with Hawks and Mirko. (A prequel oneshot for my Playing With Fire AU)
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Non-Spicy Tags: Pro Hero Dabi, Hollywood-esque HPSC AU, making out, swearing, smvt
Word Count: 1,326 words
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Spicy Tags: $ubstance use, s3ggsual activity under the !nfluence, 0ral s3x, vag!nal s3x, bl0wjobs, handj0bs, t!tf*cking, thr33some, friends with benefits, p0rn without plot, t0p Mirko, switch DabiHawks, car s3x, voy3urism, ma$turbat!on
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The limo ride to the Pro Hero red carpet event was a full hour, and the limo service made the mistake of stocking it with alcohol. Hawks, Dabi, and Mirko had already pre-gamed the event at Hawks’ penthouse, and now they were all thoroughly crossfaded. It was the first event Toya would attend since he dumped Mount Lady. Their whirlwind relationship lasted only six days, and they were the worst six days of Toya’s life. The sex was amazing…until he found out she’d been double-dealing with Kamui Woods the entire time. He’d ripped up and burned their contract right in front of her and tossed her bags out his window. Still…the alcohol wasn’t helping his need for physical touch. Pro Hero Dabi’s nerves feel like they’re on fire; he can’t remember the last time he was this horny or crossfaded. The three of them always tended to end up making out with each other whenever they got this wasted, but…something else was in the air in the back of the limo. If he was sober, he wouldn’t have agreed to what would soon conspire. 
“Come on, firefuck. I know you’re sad because of Yu, but let’s have fun tonight,” Rumi giggles as she crawls over the seats to Dabi. Hawks sits at the other end of the seats, looking out the window as if he’s hallucinating. Mirko sits on Dabi’s lap, putting her hands on his shoulders, and he thinks she’s going in for a kiss. However, she suddenly sinks her teeth into his neck, and breath hisses through Toya’s clenched teeth. His jaw slacks as the rabbit girl starts passionately sucking on his neck, her tongue dancing along his skin as she peppers his flesh with hickeys. Toya practically melts under her spell, and he tilts his chin up ever so slightly to accommodate her as she moves around; he’s wordlessly begging for her to keep going. Finally, she stops, and Toya looks down at her, only to find himself staring at her tits. He’s practically salivating, but he can’t help it. He’s too far gone. None of them have any real romantic feelings toward one another, but, right now, they’re full of carnal, instinctual lust; Toya’s inhibitions are completely erased. Mirko follows his stare and shifts, feeling him get hard beneath her as she puts her elbows together, pushing up her already plump breasts. 
“You want me to help you out with that little problem I can feel?” She sneers drunkenly, shifting her weight slightly, ripping a moan from Toya’s throat. The noise catches Keigo’s attention. 
“You two just gonna make me watch? That’s not fair,” Hawks whines. 
“You’ll get your turn, sweetheart. Mama wants to play with fire for a bit,” Mirko coos as she traces Toya’s jawline with her fingertip in an impossibly seductive manner. He hates being submissive, but, with Rumi, it’s so easy. 
“I’ll use these that you seem to be so fixated on,” Mirko murmurs as she hops off Dabi’s lap, sitting up tall on the floor on her knees in front of him as she zips out of her glittery silver dress. She wasn’t even wearing anything underneath. Toya blinks drunkenly as she unzips his pants, pulling out his cock. She positions herself in such a way that forces his length between her tits, and he leans his head back, Dabi’s eyelids fluttering shut as he puts an arm over his eyes like he’s embarrassed. 
“Fuck,” He sighs, relishing in the friction between Mirko’s breasts as she forces them up and down. A fleeting, warm and wet sensation at his tip sends a bolt of pleasure through his body as Mirko teasingly licks it. Toya squirms beneath her, trying to restrict himself from thrusting, but he wants to so desperately. Suddenly, he feels the embrace of her tits disappear, but it is quickly replaced by her mouth as she starts sucking him off. 
“ God , Rumi,” The horny plea escapes his lips, eliciting an egotistical laugh from the rabbit girl. 
“Better than that blonde bitch, huh?” She sneers before she begins deepthroating until her eyes water, her waterproof mascara and fake eyelashes holding strong as she bats them up at Dabi. 
“ Fuck yes, ” He cries out breathlessly, reaching down to run his fingers through her hair in appreciation. 
“Plenty of other girls out there better than her, Dabs. You dodged a bullet,” Rumi murmurs encouragement as she pulls back briefly, wiping the tears out from under her eyes.
“How much longer?” Hawks chides impatiently, and Rumi sniffs, pulling back and leaving Toya right at the edge before wiping the mix of drool and pre from her mouth. 
“Get over here, Birdbrain,” Mirko orders, cracking her knuckles as Toya twitches. Hawks’ half-lidded eyes widen, and he scoots over to sit slightly apart from Toya. Rumi climbs into the space that separates them, wrapping a hand around Toya’s length as she begins planting intense kisses on Keigo’s lips. 
“We will be arriving at the venue in ten minutes!” The limo driver’s voice announces through the speaker. He can’t hear or see anything that’s going on in the backseat. Rumi’s hands find their way to Keigo’s pants, and she immediately starts taking out his half-hard cock. She shifts, releasing Toya from her grip as she splays herself out between them, slowly lowering her cunt down on Toya’s pulsing length while she leans forward to wrap her mouth around Keigo’s. 
Keigo and Toya’s voices come out as sensual groans in a beautiful harmony as the lewd sounds overtake the limo. The boys’ faces are red and sweaty, and, when they make eye contact, it sets something off. 
“Come here,” Dabi practically moans as he and Hawks grab each other, passionately kissing as Mirko moans between them, sucking the life out of Hawks while throwing it back on Dabi’s cock. 
“Feels so fucking good,” Toya slurs between wet, sloppy kisses as he runs his fingers through Keigo’s hair. The Pro Hero’s wings twitch as his best friend’s hands find their way to his feathers, heating up his fingertips to stimulate him. Keigo’s hands dart to Rumi, and he holds her hair back so she can focus her attention on the two of them. Dabi bucks his hips against Mirko’s, eliciting surprised, pleasured hums from her that vibrate around Keigo. Hawks slips his tongue into Dabi’s mouth, who immediately leans further into the kiss. All three of them are breathing heavily, obnoxious, muffled moans emanating from their throats as they coax each other to climax. 
“Almost there, guys!” The limo driver announces through the speaker, and a laugh bubbles up in Hawks’ throat at the unintentional double entendre. Dabi groans as he feels Mirko clenching up around him, and the two men feel the blood surging from their brains. It happens all at once. Rumi’s eyes roll back into her head as she swallows Hawks’ load, practically jumping off of Dabi’s dick as her insides spasm uncontrollably, and he gives in to the pleasure. Suddenly, the limo comes to a stop, and the three crossfaded Pros panic through their pleasure-induced brain fog. Hawks tries to smear the come off of Dabi’s pants as the fire-Quirk user attempts to help Rumi back into her dress. The two men readjust, zipping themselves up as Rumi finishes dressing, and she opens the door. 
Rumi staggers out of the limo first, her dress shimmering off of the flashing paparazzi lights. Her hair is a mess, her dress is wrinkled, and a thin trail of translucent white spit peeks out of the corner of her mouth. It’s amazing that she doesn’t trip in her stilettos. Dabi hobbles out next, his top two shirt buttons unbuttoned, his neck covered in bite marks and hickeys, and his face beet red. Hawks brings up the rear with a dumb smile, his feathers completely fluffed and on edge. The press would be eating up the story for the next few months.
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lovely-lillies-101 · 14 days
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Birds Don’t Sing.
Sero x f!reader
Birds Don’t Sing Masterlist
01. Fresh
Mentions of: Flashbacks/Past Trauma, Reader has issues, etc.
1k wc.
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The conference room was quiet. It wasn't the nice, comforting type of quiet, no. It felt dense and thick,  with tension hanging heavily in the air. All that could be heard was the soft drumming of Sero's fingers against the wooden table. 
 He took a deep breath, gazing over at the blonde seated beside him. He was fidgeting, messing with his fingers while he bounced his knee. Seeing Kaminari anxious didn't help his nerves in the slightest. 
 Meetings like this were never good, especially when it was just him and Kaminari without the other sidekicks. They were probably going to get chewed out for something, but what? He flitted through the possibilities in his head. A patrol gone wrong maybe? Another one of Kaminari's dumb instagram posts blowing up? Or maybe it was the time Kamui Woods caught him playing solitaire on his computer when instead of writing a report. But Sero doubted that he would care enough about that to call a meeting. He hardly even said anything to him when it happened. He just gave him a dirty look and shrugged it off. 
 As if he read his mind, in came Kamui woods, with his coworkers and Sero's other bosses, Mount Lady and Edgeshot. It was rare for all three of them to be together, especially not for a meeting. This was bad. This was really bad. Are they getting fired? 
 "Relax, you're not in trouble." Edgeshot reassured them, sensing their panic. Sero's shoulders dropped slightly, his muscles releasing all the tension and anxiety that had been building up inside. Kaminari let out a small sigh of relief and slumped back into his chair. 
 "We called this meeting because we had some news we wanted to share with you," Kamui chimed in. He picked up the remote from the table, clicking a button that turned the projector on. 
 "In a few days, a new sidekick will be joining you. Her name is-" 
 Mount Lady practically shouted her name, interrupting Kamui and gesturing wildly to the image that flashed on screen behind her. A photo of a beautiful young woman appeared on screen. Sero studied her features, her soft smile and bright eyes, the curve of her face, and her hair style and hero uniform. Kaminari nudged Sero slightly with his elbow, mumbling something about how attractive she was, earning himself an eye roll.
 "She was ranked highly as a sidekick, staying in the top ten consistently and even reaching the top five in her nation. She took a break a few years back but now she'll be joining you guys!" Mount Lady rambled excitedly. It made sense. A popular sidekick will improve their ratings, and it could probably help Sero and Kaminari rank up too. But why were they the first to hear about it? Why not tell everyone at once? He couldn't help but ask. 
 "That's great and all, but why didn't you tell Mineta and Shiozaki?"
 "Since she's going to be your priority. As we mentioned before, she's not from here. She isn't very fluent in Japanese, but you can speak her language, Sero. So, it'll be your responsibility to translate for her." Edgeshot replied,  "From now on, the three of you are going to be a team." 
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 "We're sorry it had to end this way, but your compliance is greatly appreciated." You stared at the carpeted floor beneath you, refusing to look anywhere else. They were all staring, watching you, their eyes burning through your body. All you could do was sit and listen as the lawyers spoke to you. 
 Everyone knows now. They all know. 
You should be ashamed. You're disgusting. You're a monster. 
 Bright morning light peeked through the curtains, shining on your sheets. It had been at least three days since you left your bed due to your exhaustion from the jet lag. All you wanted to do was sleep, until now, when your stomach is twisting with hunger, the pain becoming almost sickening.
 You eventually got out of bed, but only after the delivery guy dropped your food off at your door. When you picked up the bag, you didn't expect to see a box next to it, addressed to you from your new agency, The Lurkers. Your curiosity outweighed your hunger, and you found yourself opening the box with a pair of scissors. 
 Reaching in, you grabbed the fabric lifting it up and raising it above you to look at. Black as night colored polyester with nylon and copper material, perfect for your quirk. It looked just like what you envisioned, if not better. You turned the body suit to the side, studying the bright yellow streaks and lightning bolts. It was perfect. It was yours. 
 It had been over two years since you last had a hero costume. There had been a time where you never wanted to wear one again. Where just the thought of it made you sick to your stomach and filled with dread. But now, here you were with your very own hero costume, based off your design. It's pure, untouched, perfect, fresh, clean, and new. Like everything is now. 
 You blinked the tears away as you held the costume against your body, hugging it to your chest. This was your chance to start over again. A fresh start. A clean slate. It was just what you needed and you weren't going to take it for granted. You're going to take every opportunity you can get to become the hero you always wanted to be, and nothing is going to hold you back. Not anymore. 
 You grabbed your phone, taking a picture and texting it to your aunt, before setting it down on the table. Before you went to eat, you noticed something left in the box. It was a little slit of paper, with Japanese characters that you couldn't translate inscribed on it. Underneath was a message written in your language. 
"Looking forward to meeting you next week - The Lurkers" 
 You smiled to yourself, feeling hope and excitement flicker in your chest.
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itsupermanti · 1 year
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My Hero Superman AU; Oneshot Special, Superboy’s Final Exam Feat. Special Guests
At one of UA’s Many Training Grounds;
Nezu(addressing all the students of UA in a viewing room): Today we have something special lined up for everyone.
Nezu: Instead of your normal classes, we will instead be conducting a special evaluation of a very special student, and you have all been welcomed to watch.
Ochaco(holding Eri, who is wearing a Superboy jacket her grandmother made her, in her lap): It’s Izu-kun, isn’t it?
Bakugo(annoyed): LIKE HELL ITS THE NE-
Nezu(interrupting him with a smile): EXACTLY MS. URARAKA!!!
Bakugo(whining like a little kid): GODDAMNIT!!!
Nezu(explaining to the confused students): Mr. Midoriya has been revealed to the world as the son of Superman, a man whose power many have regarded as being equal or greater than Allmight’s own!
Nezu(as students begin murmuring amongst themselves): Today, for his final exam, we decided to have him face off against a select group of pro-heroes.
Meanwhile in the Fake City;
Superboy(standing at the entrance in his costume): Well, this ought to be interesting, I might even have the chance to see how far I’ve come!
Nezu(over the speakers): The exam begins now!
Izuku immediately starts flying into the fake city and begins scanning the city with his x-ray and microscopic visions, and his super-hearing looking for the Pros he’ll have to fight.
While flying he’s suddenly hit with a barrage of hard feathers from behind, causing him to stop and turn around while hovering in mid-air to find the cause. He finds himself face to face with a blond man with birds wings. This is the Pro-hero, Hawks.
Superboy(with excitement in his voice): Oh my god, you’re Hawks! YOU’RE IN THE TOP 5!
Hawks(smirking): It’s nice to be recognized by an up and coming young hero.
Hawks(getting serious): But don’t forget, this is still an exam, you can fanboy afterwards.
Superboy(shrugging his shoulders): If you say so.
Superboy immediately moves faster than Hawks can react and tackles him out of the sky. He sends them both hurtling through multiple buildings before they end up in a simulated demolition zone. Shortly after they land, the wood hero, Kamui Woods, arrives.
Kamui(speaking into his comms as he heads into the building): They’re in the demolition site, I’m heading in to give Hawks backup.
Mirku(making her way there): NOT WITHOUT ME YOU’RE NOT!!! I WANT A SHOT AT HIM!!!
Kamui(at the entrance): Don’t bother Mirku, Hawks and I should be enough to subdue him before you and the others get here.
Meanwhile in the Observation Room with the students and Principal of UA, Mount Lady and Endeavor hear Kamui’s comment and groan to themselves.
Mt Lady(facepalming): He’s an idiot.
Endeavor(standing next to her and nodding his head): Agreed.
Kendo(turning to her confused): Why?
Mt Lady(explaining): Unlike the other heroes taking part, I actually looked up to Superman when he was around.
Mt Lady(as Kamui Woods enters the building): So I know that one of his abilities is the perfect counter to Kamui’s quirk…
Kamui Woods then spots two glowing red dots in the darkness. He realizes all too late that the “dots” are Superboy’s glowing eyes. He attempts to create a shield of wood, only for two red hot beams of fire to shoot out of Superboy’s eyes, burning his makeshift shield.
Mt Lady(as the beam is shown flying out of the building): Heat Vision.
As Mirku and other pros arrive, they see the occasional beam of heat vision shooting out, branches of wood sprouting out, and some of Hawks’ feathers flying out some windows. This continues until both Kamui and Hawks are thrown through a wall and land on top of the startled Present Mic.
A blue and red blur then shoots out of the building grabbing Mirku by her collar.
Superboy(holding her up with a smirk): So, what can you do?
Mirku attempts to kick him in the face, only to have no affect whatsoever.
Mirku(stunned): How?!
Kamui(launching branches of wood towards them): LACQUERED CHAIN PRISON!!!
Superboy throws Mirku aside and begins batting the branches aside until they start pushing him back and manage to ensnare him. Eraserhead then stares at him with his quirk in an attempt to keep Izuku contained.
Superboy(while looking amused): Tree branches really?
Superboy(while looking at them with his eyes glowing, showing that Erasure has no effect): You’re funny.
Superboy then begins flexing and breaking the branches holding him, forcing the heroes to take cover and hide as he breaks free. Superboy then looks around and finds Eraserhead hiding behind some rubble with his x-ray vision.
Superboy: You know I can see you, right?
Eraserhead(startled as Superboy appears right in front of him): DAMNIT!!!
Eraserhead attempts to use his scarf to pull himself up a nearby construction site, only for Superboy to intercept the end of the scarf and burn it off, leaving it significantly shortened. He then uses his ice-breath trap Eraserhead in place, before leaving to make short work of the other heroes.
Eraserhead(thinking to himself): My quirk didn’t have any effect on him! How is that possible?!
Endeavor(smirking, thinking): He’s just as strong as you were Hisashi…
Endeavor(seeing Izuku easily dispatch the rest of the other pros): And it seems he also got Inko’s warrior’s intuition as well.
Mt Lady(grinning): He really is the next Man of Steel.
Bakugo(annoyed): Why do people keep calling him that?!
Mt Lady(turning to him, annoyed): Superman was called the “Man of Steel”, not just because he was seemingly invincible, but because he was also unbending when it came to protecting everyone and letting them know that they mattered.
Bakugo(scoffing): What a load of-
Endeavor(annoyed): I’d shut your mouth boy! Before it gets you in trouble.
Bakugo turns to the pro about to retort when he finds himself put to sleep by Midnight, who was also starting to get annoyed by his unjustified arrogance.
Momo(looking at the screen, seeing an object moving quickly towards Izuku, as he was finishing securing the pros): What’s that?
Endeavor(looking at the object in annoyance): THAT would be the muscle-bound idiot, All Might.
Endeavor(starts grinning): This’ll be good.
Mt Lady(getting excited): This is gonna be awesome! It’s basically All Might vs Superman!
Eri(getting excited in her mother, Ochaco’s arms): GO PAPA!!!
The girls(and some boys) of both 1-A and 1-B, along with Midnight and Mt Lady, feel their hearts clench from the cuteness of they little girl they just met cheering for her adopted father.
With Superboy, he had just finished restraining Mirku against a safety railing in the construction site by bending the rails around her arms and legs in a way that wouldn’t cut off the flow of blood. He starts hovering back down to ground level, when an object falls out of the sky, leaving a giant impact crater in front of him.
The dust from the impact clears to reveal All Might.
All Might(flexing): I AM HERE! TO TEST YOU!!!
Superboy(getting ready): Bring it! I want to actually push myself to get better!
All Might(thinking to himself): That means he was able to restrain everyone without actually pushing himself! No one should be that powerful, unless…
All Might(eyes widen when he jumps to the wrong conclusion): Could he really be working for All for One? Impossible!
All Might(getting into a fighting stance): I’ll just have to ask him about his new powers later.
All Might then jumps towards Superboy, who swiftly moves aside letting the force of All Might’s punch pass him and nearly blow the captured pros away.
Superboy(worried): Better be careful, or we could hurt someone.
All Might(addressing him): Just focus on the now, treat me like you would a villain!
Superboy(hesitant): If you say so.
Superboy flies in and grabs All Might by face, pushing into the ground as he flies forward, using All Might’s head to create a trench in the road of the fake city. All Might lands a solid blow to Superboy’s stomach, causing his hold to loosen, allowing All Might to reverse their positions and grab Superboy by his head.
He then forces Superboy into the ground, a hand holding his face over one of his eyes, applying more force over time. While he is attempting to hold the Teen of Steel down, he realizes the teen’s visible eye start glowing, and attempts to point his head away from him, thinking it to be heat vision. Instead, a nearby lamp post is telekinetically pulled out of its place and hits him in the back of the head, causing him to lose his hold on the teen.
Superboy recovers from the hold, and they both charge at each other and begin hitting each other with enough force to shatter the windows around with every punch.
All Might(thinking): How could he get this much power from One for All?
All Might(pushing Superboy back, and preparing his strongest attack): I have to learn what he figured out about the quirk, there might even be a way to prolong my time before he’ll be forced to face All for One!
All Might: Prepare yourself, Young Midoriya!
All Might(throwing punch): UNITED STATES OF SM-
However as soon the punch is thrown, it is stopped cold as the teen catches it in his hand and the resulting wind blows the teen’s cape back and causes nearby cars around them to go flying. But the teen himself is unbothered, without so much as a sign that he is struggling to hold back the punch, shocking everyone watching.
Superboy uses this moment of shock to telekinetically push his mentor back, but before they can continue their battle…A bolt of lightning strikes the ground between them, kicking up both dust and smoke, from which an unknown voice calls out.
???: You truly are their son, to be able to stand against this…mockery of a warrior.
The smoke clears to reveal a tan man in black armored suit, with a black cape, and golden bracer, boots and belt. What catches the eye most about this mystery man is the lightning bolt emblem on his chest, glowing with power.
All Might(standing back up): I don’t know who you are, but this doesn’t concern you!
???(turning to face him): When it comes to properly testing Earth’s future champion, it does.
???(turning back to Izuku): Thus Black Adam, Earth’s Mightiest Mortal, has come to properly test the “Son of Superman”!
All Might(preparing a punch): As if I’d allow it!
All Might then launches himself at this “Black Adam” and aims his punch right at his head. Only for the punch to stop dead with a crack, and the resulting winds merely pushing the man’s cape and attached hood back, without a single scratch on his face.
All Might recoils from the pain in his hand as he realizes that he broke it himself when he threw the punch.
Black Adam(scoffs): Is this truly the best you so called “heroes” can muster?
Black Adam(raising his own fist): Pathetic.
He then throws his own punch, and despite All Might’s attempt to block it, he is sent flying backwards, carving out a mile-long trench, surprising everyone.
Bakugo(having just woken up and seeing his idol be beaten back with ONE hit): Impossible…
Superboy(flying towards his mentor with worry): ALL MIGHT!!!
As he flies towards his downed mentor, a glowing ankh appears before the downed hero, and in a flash of light he disappears, only to reappear in the observation room with everyone else, along with the other pros testing Superboy.
Mirku(after recovering from his he teleport): What was that? Is this a villain attack?!?!
???: Calm yourselves, “heroes”!
With another flash of light, a man in a blue costume with a golden belt and golden gloves boots and cape appear before them, but catches the attention of many is the golden helmet he wears, this is the Silver Age hero, Dr Fate!
Nezu(smiling): Nelson, my old friend! What brings you here?
Dr Fate(sighing): I’m here to help ensure that Adam doesn’t hurt anyone in his “assessment”.
Mt Lady(eyes widening in realization): Wait, that’s THE Black Adam?!?!
Hawks(recovering, and stopping in the middle of checking an unconscious Eraserhead): Who?
Mt Lady(turning to him): He was the original Anti-Hero from the country of Khandaq. His power has been compared to gods, he’s essentially the original Superman!
Mt Lady(pointing at Fate): He worked alongside Dr Fate and the Justice Society!
All Might(forcing himself up with a fit of coughs): I have to get back out there!
Dr Fate(making glyphs to keep him in place): YOU will do no more Toshinori Yagi!
Toshinori(shocked): How?
Dr Fate(looking him dead in the eyes): You have pushed yourself past your limit, any more and you may die, especially against Adam.
Dr Fate(watching smoke start to come off of All Might): And now one of your greatest secrets is coming to light as a result.
Dr Fate(turning to all the students): Behold students, the consequences of pushing your quirk factors TOO FAR!
As the smoke clears, the students are revealed to All Might’s true form, and they start murmuring amongst themselves.
Ochaco(worried): What about Izu-kun?! Someone needs to help him!
Dr Fate(turning to her and a worried Eri): I am sorry young Ochaco, but for the events that are about to occur…
Dr Fate(as Superboy and Black Adam are shown staring each other down): No mere mortal can hope to interfere…
Nezu(over the intercoms): Midoriya, your objective has changed!
Nezu: You must now prove your worth to Black Adam, Earth’s Mightiest Mortal!
Nezu: Let this duel of the gods…
Nezu: BEGIN!!!
(Cue “Strongest Alive” by Brandon Yates)
Out of the shadows they rise!
As soon as the signal is given, the two demigods race at each other and land devastating right hooks that result in the building around them being reduced to rubble after being knocked over! They push through and begin engaging each other in a clash of both speed and strength, both only appearing as blurs of black and gold, and red and blue respectively.
Forces of Darkness Consuming our Lives!
Mt Lady(excited): HELL YEAH!!! SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT SUPERBOY!!!
Eri(cheering for her father): GO PAPA!!!
Ochaco: Be careful Izuku…
Superboy(thinking to himself): I can actually feel my muscles aching! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!
With all the faith placed in me by the heroes of the past!
The teen breaks their high speed battle by dodging a super sonic punch, and grabbing his opponent by their cape and swinging them into the construction site. As Black Adam gets back up, he is immediately smacked across the face by a steel beam. Izuku then swings the beam in his hands as if it were a staff, with the grace his mother taught him, landing multiple hits.
I find the strength to carve my own path!
Kendo(noticing his proficiency): Those hits, he’s not swinging wildly, he actually knows how to use a staff!
Eri(speaking up): Grandma Inko taught him how.
As the nearby students who heard this are left stunned, the rest turn their attention back to the monitors, just in time to see the steel beam break upon Adam’s face. Adam recovers quickly, and unleash a magical bolt of lightning at Izuku, knocking him through several buildings with a slight sting.
I~! Fight~! To be the Strongest Alive~!
Superboy(thinking): I actually felt that! That means this guy’s lightning is magic based!
Superboy(dodging another bolt): I have to make sure they don’t hit me.
I~! (won't ever give up the) Fight~! (I'm always gonna strive) To be the strongest alive~!
However, as Superboy begins dodging the bolts of lightning being shot at him, he makes a quick discovery.
Superboy: He’s keeping me at bay! I can’t get close enough to land a hit!
Superboy(as his eyes start glowing): Well I have my own ranged options to!
Izuku fires a beam of heat vision which is countered by Adam using his lightning. However, while the two struggle to overpower the other, Adam doesn’t notice the two buildings behind him being lifted up and thrown at him from either side until it’s too late.
Doesn't matter time or place, Or if hope has been erased, You will see this smile on my face!
The buildings collide on either side of Adam, only for him to reduce them to dust in a burst of lightning, before tackling Izuku out of the air, and through several buildings, causing the final building to collapse on top of them both.
If you find you're losing faith, Or you feel you've lost your way!
Adam is suddenly sent flying from the rubble, with Izuku quickly flying after him to land a punch that could easily annihilate an entire mountain.
Just rely on me to save the day!
The entire school felt the force of Izuku’s punch connecting with its target and are left stunned by it. Especially when he follows up with a devastating spike to the ground that feels like an earthquake!
If you're looking for someone to save you? I'm here now, it's all alright!
Toshinori is left speechless, as not he could have ever hoped to casually match that level of power. Even in his prime he would have to push himself to keep pace with the two!
Dr Fate(speaking to him via telepathy): Calm yourself Yagi, you did your best as the pillar of peace.
Toshinori(turning to him): How?!
Dr Fate: There are other powers much stronger than HIS. Rest assured, the boy DOES NOT work for him, he’s fate is utterly binding.
Dr Fate(turning back to the fight as Izuku and Adam begin another round of speed blitzes): Like your predecessor before you, he achieved this strength by finding something special to protect.
If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough
Toshinori realizes just what the Silver Age hero meant and looks towards Ochaco and the little girl in her arms.
Dr Fate(informing him): He’d move planets to give them the happiness they deserve.
I promise to be that light!
From inside of One for All, the vestige of Nana Shimura is cheering her grandson on.
Nana: YEAH!!! TAKE HIM DOWN KID!!!
Daigoro(sweat dropping): You know he can’t hear you, right?
Nana(turning to him annoyed): I’M A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL DEAD NANA SHIMURA, JUST LET ME CHEER ON MY GRANDSON GODDAMNIT!!!
Out of the shadows they rise! Forces of evil aim for our demise! I'm digging deep to that power I hold inside!
Black Adam(charging his lightning into his fist): My power equals yours!
Superboy(preparing his next punch): NO ONE’S DOES!!!
The charge at other, and when their punches connect, a shockwave is produced that topples the buildings around them, kicking up dust. Eventually, a figure is sent flying from the dust.
I'm the strongest alive!
The figure is revealed to be Adam, as Izuku takes off after him to deliver a series of punches, each pushing his opponent further and further back!
Doesn't matter time or place, Or if hope has been erased, You will see this smile on my face!
Superboy(with each punch thrown): With every step, an earthquake! With every breath…
Superboy(delivering a double handed spike into the ground): I COULD CREATE A HURRICANE!!!
If you find you're losing faith, Or you feel you've lost your way, Just rely on me to save the day!
Black Adam takes a moment to recover from the final hit, and turns to Teen hero.
Black Adam: Why?
Superboy(stopping his advance, confused): Why what?
If you're looking for someone to save you~
Black Adam(elaborating): Why do you protect them?
The question confuses all who heard it, until Adam continues.
Black Adam: If we wield power comparable to gods, does that not make us gods ourselves?
Black Adam: Yet instead of ruling over them as such, you restrain yourself to their level, why?
I'm here now, it's all alright~
Black Adam: You’ve seen how quick they are to resort to violence, yet you still wish to be their champion?
If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough~
Those listening begin wondering much the same. Why would some with such power choose to limit themselves instead of forcing their rule over any who stand in their way? Izuku then gives his answer.
Superboy(thinking about Bakugo and his old posse): Because I know they can be better. I witnessed the flaws in today’s society firsthand. I know that I could easily burn this world down for all the pain it caused me.
Superboy(thinking about Ochaco and Eri): But I don’t, because I’ve also seen the kindness within it. It’s a small spark, but it burns with a comforting warmth, THAT is what I’m protecting. They can be better, they just need someone to show them.
I promise to be that light!
Superboy(looking Adam in the eyes): Being “good” will always be hard, but “bad” is just too easy. I hope that one day, we can all live in a world where we realize that we’re all connected by the future.
Superboy(looking up at the sky): We all share the same tomorrow.
Everyone listening is left stunned, especially Bakugo, and some are motivated by his honest answer. Toshinori realizes just how much his successor reminds him of his master. Nezu smiles at Izuku’s final statement, glad that he shares his father’s view of the world, and Fate is glad that he has overcome the first of many obstacles in his path to become Earth’s Champion.
Black Adam(impressed): Very well, you have passed my test.
Black Adam(turning around): But before I take my leave, tell me…
Black Adam(looking over his shoulder): What is the name of the son of Kal-El? Who is the son of the “Star Child”?
Izuku is left stunned that he knew about his father’s birth name and meaning behind it. But he soon grins as he remembers the name his father gave to reflect his heritage.
Superboy(honestly): I am Jon-El, the “Hopeful Child”!
If you’re looking for someone to save you~
Black Adam(smirking): Truly, a fitting name for a child of the “House of Hope”.
Nezu(as Black Adam takes off before the pros could chase after him): Izuku Midoriya, it pleases me to announce that you have passed your exam with flying colors!
Eraserhead(regaining consciousness, confused): What’d I miss?
Mt Lady(in the background): THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Ochaco(running out to her boyfriend, with their daughter still in her arms): IZU-KUN!!!
Dr Fate(to Toshinori, voiceover): Your time as a symbol will soon come to an end that is true, but you’ll live and be proud of the new Golden Age he’ll help bring to pass. Do not doubt yourself young man, for you have made the right choice, just ask his grandmother, Chiyo Shuzenji.
Izuku hugs them both Ochaco and Eri with a wide smile on his face as everything starts fading to black until the golden “S” on Izuku’s cape is all that is seen.
I’m here now, IT’S ALL ALRIGHT!
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ao3feed-toshinko · 6 months
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Thankfully Together
by Insane_Sanity
Thirty days hath November, thus thirty ships I shall write for the month known for Thankfulness.
In the spirit of thankfulness, most of these prompts are going to be happy ending based even if they start out tragic. I usually write character x reader stuff, so I thought this would be a fun challenge for me. Also cool to see if anyone else agrees with how my ships pan out.
Words: 3267, Chapters: 1/30, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia)
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochaco, Kirishima Eijirou/Ashido Mina, Mashirao Ojiro/Hagakure Tooru, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki, Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta, Aoyama Yuuga/Hagakure Tooru, Hatsume Mei/Iida Tenya, Kendou Itsuka/Monoma Neito, Shiozaki Ibara/Tokoyami Fumikage, Bakugou Katsuki/Tokage Setsuna, Shouji Mezou/Tsunotori Pony, Komori Kinoko/Kouda Kouji, Satou Rikidou/Yanagi Reiko, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor/Todoroki Rei, Takami Keigo | Hawks/Todoroki Fuyumi, Melissa Shield/Todoroki Natsuo, Asui Tsuyu/Tsuburaba Kousei, Tsukauchi Naomasa/Sousaki Shino | Mandalay, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Tsuchikawa Ryuuko | Pixie-bob, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods/Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Bakugou Masaru/Bakugou Mitsuki, Yamado Hizashi | Present Mic/Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King/Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Awata Kaoruko | Bubble Girl/Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Aiba Manami | La Brava/Tobita Danjuurou | Gentle Criminal
Additional Tags: Romance, Smut, UNUSUAL SHIPS, Bondage, Self-Doubt, Friends to Lovers, Fluff, simple stuff, Slow Burn
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51247585
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wolfasketch · 2 years
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BNHA Shapeshifter AU
Since I'm in more of a writing mood than a digital drawing mood, I decided to do some work on my BNHA Shapeshifter AU. Now, I haven't watched the most recent season or movie so some characters will be missing depending on who reads this. If you have any animal suggestions for those missing characters, then I'd be happy to see them!
An X in front of a name means deceased or no longer in the clan depending on the description.
Baku Squad:
Bakugo Katsuki: turns into ash/blonde wolf/alpha/leader
Kirishima Eijirou: turns into reddish grizzly bear/alpha
Ashido Mina: turns into cougar/beta
Sero Hanta: turns into ring tailed lemur/beta
Kaminari Denki: turns in jackal/beta
Jiro Kyoka: turns into snake/beta
Deku Squad:
Midoriya Izuku: turns into hare/omega/leader
Iida Tenya: turns into jaguar/beta
Uraraka Ochako: turns into owl/beta
Tsuyu Asui: turns into bull frog/omega
Toshinori Yagi: turns in scrawny gold lion/alpha/ex leader
Hero Clan:
Todoroki Enji (Endeavor): turns into caracal/alpha/leader
X. Toshinori Yagi (All Might): turns into scrawny gold lion/alpha/ex leader
Aizawa Shota (Easerhead): turns into black coyote/beta
Nezu: stays a mouse because he’s bad at shapeshifting/alpha
Kayama Nemuri (Midnight): turns into badger/beta
Nishiya Shinji (Kamui Woods): turns into woodpecker/beta
Hazashi Yamada (Present Mic): turns into mockingbird/beta
Umeshima Higari (Power Loader): turns into beaver/beta
Kan Sekijiro (Vlad King): turns into bat/alpha
Ishiyama Ken (Cementoss): turns into moose/beta
Takeyama Yu (Mount Lady): turns into meerkat/omega
X. Sorahiko (Gran Torino): turns into peregrine falcon/alpha
Fashion Duo:
Aoyama Yuga: turns into cheetah/omega
Yaoyorozu Momo: turns into panther/beta
Monkey Duo:
Shoji Mezu: turns into spider monkey/alpha
Sato Rikido: turns into gorilla/alpha
The Bois Clan:
Shinso Hitoshi: turns into pine marton/beta/leader
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: turns into polar bear/alpha
Kendo Itsuka: turns into ferret/beta
Monoma Neito: turns into blonde raccoon/omega
Nature Clan:
Shiozaki Ibara: turns into swan with green head feathers/omega
Shishida Jurota: turns into a brown bear/beta
Tsunotori Pony: turns into a mountain goat/omega
Komori Kinoko: turns into a mink/alpha
Awase Yosetsu: turns into a beaver/beta
Scaley Clan:
Tokage Setsuna: turns into a blue-tailed skink/beta
Yanagi Reiko: turns into a white monitor/beta
Rin Hiryu: turns into an iguana/beta
Honenuki Juzo: turns into a basilisk/alpha
Black ‘n White Clan:
Kodai Yui: turns into a skunk/alpha
Shoda Nirengeki: turns into a bader/beta
Kuroiro Shihai: turns into a black sable/omega
Fukidashi Manga: turns into a black chinchilla/beta
Air Flock:
Kaibara Sen: turns into a black skimmer/alpha
Tsuburaba Kosei: turns into a secretary bird/beta
Bondo Kojiro: turns into an ostrich/alpha
Kamakiri Togaru: turns into a golden eagle/alpha
Todo Fam:
Todoroki Enji: turns into tiger/alpha/leader
Todoroki Rei: turns into lioness/omega
Todoroki Fuyumi: turns into lioness/omega
Todoroki Natsou: turns into lion/beta
X. Todoroki Shoto: turns into liger/alpha
X. Todoroki Touya: turns into a tiger/alpha/deceased
Loners:
Minoru Mineta: turns into skank/omega
Fumikage Tokoyami: turns into raven/alpha
Ojiro Mashirao: turns into kangaroo/alpha
Hagukure Toru: turns into camilion/beta
Koda Koji: turns into elephant/alpha
Sorahiko Torino: turns into peregrine falcon/alpha/ex. Hero Clan
Todoroki Shoto: turns into liger/alpha/ex. Todo Fam
L.O.V’s:
X. All For One: turns into gray lion/alpha/ex. leader
Shigaraki: turns into hyena with mange/omega/leader
Kurogiri: turns into deer/beta
Himiko: turns into serval/beta
Dabi: turns into tiger/alpha/possible ex Todo Fam.
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ao3feed-izch · 21 days
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Re-Enter The Midoriya Patriarch
by Challenger2K1
The greatest threat so far has been eliminated. In a world flooded with heroes, it can be hard to stand out, but returning from the United States is one civilian in particular–Hisashi Midoriya. This is the beginning of his next chapter… not necessarily the best one though.
… (An original My Hero Academia crack fic that picks up after the canon events of the story OR… Hisashi Midoriya finally returns with the milk. 😎 )
Words: 6739, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen
Characters: Midoriya Hisashi, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku's Family, Uraraka Ochako, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Ashido Mina, Jirou Kyouka, Asui Tsuyu, Hagakure Tooru, Yaoyorozu Momo, Todoroki Shouto, Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, Eri (My Hero Academia), Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Original Male Character(s), Kamiji Moe | Burnin, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Original Female Character(s), Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
Relationships: Midoriya Hisashi/Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods/Takeyama Yuu | Mount Lady, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, Kamiji Moe | Burnin/Original Male Character(s), Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko/Original Male Character(s), Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Post-Final War Arc (My Hero Academia), Post-My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission (Movie), Crack, Alternate Universe - Crack, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Divorced Midoriya Hisashi/Midoriya Inko, Established Relationship, Background Relationships, Homecoming, Divorce, Post-Divorce, Texting, Memes, Meme, Todoroki Shouto is a Dork, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, Parental Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, SPY x FAMILY References, Family Guy references, Barbie References, Minor Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Minor Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki, Funny, Ashido Mina is a Little Shit, Pokemon, Kaminari Denki is a Dork, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Third Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Sassy Asui Tsuyu, Minor Bakugou Katsuki/Utsushimi Camie, Pro Hero Original Character(s) (My Hero Academia), Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is scared of bugs, Drinking, Drinking & Talking
source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55089841
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superbeeny · 4 years
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Mount Lady and Kamui Woods by Horikoshi
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HER FACE <3
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bisexual-queenie · 6 months
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Could you please write more BNHA Pro Heroes as Incorrect Quotes. I need a Pt.2
OMG Im so happy that someone wanted a part 2 to one of my favorite posts that I made!! Here yall go!
(Few trigger warnings before we begin: Use if swearing, and mentions of violence an alcohol. Let me know if I missed anything!)
Ships mentioned (Vaugley and outright): Erasermic, Edgejeanist, Nightmight, and Kamui x Mount Lady
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Eraserhead: You have to apologize to Takeyama.
Midnight: Fine.
Midnight: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
All Might: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Nighteye: Thank you!
All Might: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Nighteye: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
Present Mic: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in college?
Eraserhead: You mean you?
Mount Lady: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Kamui Woods: Wha-
Mount Lady: And then I remember that I won't be able to see you if I do.
Kamui Woods: *blushes*
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Best Jeanist: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Edgeshot: Good for you.
Miruko: Do I look nice?
Fat Gum: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.
Miruko: Perfect.
Present Mic: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Miruko: And you know what the worst part is?
Ryukyuu: That you're having to process your pain without vodka?
Miruko: No.
Miruko: Yeah.
Midnight: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Eraserhead: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Present Mic: Something illegal.
Shirakumo: Accept my fate.
Tensei: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.
Eraserhead: What?
Shirakumo: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
Eraserhead: Hizashi, just GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Present Mic: Who's stab wound is this???? Is it OUR stab wound???? No! Stay out of it!
Hawks: I'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half)!
Endeavor: Not for long.
Hawks: Please. It's all I have.
Present Mic: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.
Present Mic: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun. Short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
Nighteye: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Present Mic: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
Gang Orca: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Edgeshot: Kuugo, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Gang Orca: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Edgeshot: Well, I mean yeah.
Gang Orca: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Best Jeanist: Wait, you just made them?
Gang Orca: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Edgeshot: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Kuugo.
Present Mic: *speaking Spanish*
Eraserhead: I know, I know.
All Might: You speak Spanish?
Eraserhead: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Hizashi speaks.
All Might: I would never say that Mirai is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true…Mirai is a bitch and I like him so much!
Edgeshot: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
*Present Mic sneezes*
Eraserhead: Hizashi, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*anyone else sneezes*
Eraserhead: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
Hawks: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Miruko: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Fat Gum: Hey Sasaki?
Nighteye: Yeah?
Fat Gum: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Nighteye:
Nighteye: ...What.
Ryukyuu: So, what's it like living with Hakamada?
Edgeshot: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Ryukyuu: ...
Edgeshot: I love them so much.
Fat Gum: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
Someone interviewing the Lurkers: What are the hardest things to say?
Mount Lady: I was wrong.
Edgeshot: I need help.
Kamui Woods: Worcestershire sauce.
Eraserhead: You’re drunk.
Present Mic: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Shouta.
Endeavor: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Hawks: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Best Jeanist: I got distracted halfway through.
Edgeshot: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Hawks: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
All Might: Schrödinger's boys.
Miruko: FUCK!
Present Mic: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Nighteye: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Nighteye: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Hawks: ...
All Might: ...
Miruko: ...
Present Mic: ...
Nighteye: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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theteapotofdoom · 5 years
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Would you ship mt. Lady with anyone in the league? If so, who? Who do you think she’d have good chemistry with undercover?
No, I don’t think I would ship her with anyone in the LOV actually because I would very prefer this arc to really be about her if that makes sense?
I’m not saying that a character can’t have their own arc and love interest at the same time! But one of the reasons I love this AU so much is that 1) it would allow a female character to take centre stage without being a love interest for anyone 2) it would really be a great development for her specifically.
Right now I’m only interested in Hawks and in the spy storyline because of the ShigaHawks potential. Everything about Hawks was created for this plotline and for the parallels with Shig. He has no other function in the story. But with Mount Lady it would be different because she existed before that plotline, she is a secondary character but she already has an established personality, the audience is familiar with her, and we already saw her change and grow since she was introduced! So in an AU where she is the one going undercover, I would be more interested in seeing her character development and so I would prefer the narrative to be focused on her and her inner change and turmoil rather than her relationship with the LOV members.
I don’t know if that made sense???
Okay well, I would still be interested in seeing her interact with the LOV of course, but I wouldn’t be looking for ships you know? Just enjoying the dynamics! If I really had to choose one ship though ... okay, let’s be honest I would probably ship her with Shigaraki because my boy is just shippable with everyone. Even though she matured a lot since we first met her, Mount Lady still has a lot of chaotic petty energy and I would love to see her clash with Shig you know? It would also be interesting because Mount Lady (more than Hawks) represents everything Shigaraki hates about the Hero society, she can be quite vain and seems to be in it for the fame and money (which why THIS JOB WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD DEVELOPMENT FOR HER). So it would really be interesting to see these two interacting! Like ... just imagine how talking with Shig would affect her! Unlike Hawks, she seems like she always had an easy life so to hear about Shigaraki’s perspective, to hear about how hero society made him suffer, I think it might have a big impact on her. I don’t think she would ever betray the heroes, but she might see the world a little differently, and we could get A LOT of character development.
I would also love to see her interact with Toga! I’m not quite sure what their relationship would be like though. I think Toga would love her and be excited to have another girl in the group, but I’m not sure Mount lady would be super fond of her? She would probably just see her as a crazy little gremlin but Toga would be completely oblivious to that and act as if they’re best friends. 
Honestly, I just wanna see her interact with the Dumb Bitch Crew (Spinner, Twice and Toga) because Mount Lady has a lot of Dumb Bitch energy in her but not the exact same type of Dumb Bitch energy? So it would be interesting!
Also since we’re on the shipping subject ... okay, so I’m one of those basic bitches who kind of ship Mount Lady and Kamui Woods? And let me tell you that I would be all about THAT GOOD ANGST! Like please imagine ... even if just as friends these two are pretty damn close, but Mount Lady wouldn’t be allowed to talk about this spy job to anyone. SO LIKE IMAGINE LIKE ... KAMUI WOODS FEELING LIKE SHE IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM HIM BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SO TIRED AND DISTRACTED... BUT SHE CAN’T TELL HIM WHY ... AND THEN MAYBE HE SEES HER WITH THE VILLAIN AND HE IS HEARTBROKEN AND LIKE ... listen ... good angst shit okay.
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kiribread · 1 year
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Kamui woods- so i was asking Edgeshot what LGBTQ stood for the other day you know.
Mt. Lady- um, now i do i suppose...?
Kamui woods- Yeah so the weird thing is that he wouldn't give me a straight answer!
Mt. Lady- 🥲
Kamui woods- >:]
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Kinktober 2021 Day Thirty-One: Service
𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚? ⇒ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧?
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People say if you don’t like your job, then it’s not for you. That’s what your friends always told you when you would shyly mention your strict office job. The one that would have you coming in at odd hours and never allowing visitors of any kind. It was best that they saw you leave the house every day in a pencil skirt and tights. Because it wouldn’t raise any questions. After all, not many people can handle a lifestyle like this. 
Your job is a simple one yet pays well. Really well. It has you rubbing elbows with the highest-ranked Pro-Heroes in all of Japan. And all you have to do is a few things: When a hero hosts a party, show up. When a hero flirts with you, you flirt back. And when the host tells you to bend over? Well, let’s just say you’ve gotten in the habit of stretching before every event. It saves time that way.
 But to put it in layman’s terms, you’re a hired whore. 
 Behind the closed doors and thick walls that hide Japan’s best of the best and their parties, there’s you in an itsy, bitsy dress with your legs spread. A tradition that started long ago with some heroes who were pent up with keeping up the good boy, good girl act. So they got a bunch of other heroes together, hired a girl, and took turns sharing her throughout the night. Since then, there have been whispers. Civilians who seem to be getting a little too close to more than one Pro Hero are suspects in a job that only exists in rumors. News Reporters try their best to sneak in with the party staff only to be thrown out every time before they can catch a whiff of something interesting.
 But all the attendees are sworn to secrecy. Multiple layers of trust have to be earned in order to get so close. In the end, it’s all to protect themselves. To protect each other. And most of all, to protect you.
 You’re a delicacy after all. The latest and the greatest in the long line of Pro-Hero Whores. You’re the entertainment. And the entertainment shouldn’t ever worry about anything besides being entertaining. And even then, you don’t have to worry about a single thing. 
 Just wait for the lights to dim low and for the host to make their announcement. That’s when you feel hands grab at your body- tearing through your clothes like they’re nothing and holding your legs apart. And to top it all off- a blindfold for some sense of remaining anonymous. Or perhaps it was to keep you from being biased. Though that’s always going to be hard. Some people just fuck better, don’t they?
 Right now, there’s a head between your legs. Their hair brushes against your open legs as they loudly suck and slurp at precious cunny. They eat you out like a madman, using nothing but their mouth as their tongue flicks itself against your clit before licking down the expanse of your opening. Then they stick their tongue out, pressing it between your lower lips and pressing it into your hole. Over and over again.
 You hear people coo at you as you whine softly, trying to turn your head and shift your hips in vain. But something has you rooted in place- and it’s not just whoever is holding your legs up and apart right now. No, your real captor is whoever thick, hard cock is buried in your ass- stretched out your hole as you sit there and whither against their lap.
 You know them. Or, at least you know of them. You don’t have to take off your blindfold to know who exactly was chosen for this particular position. 
 It’s an initiation party. They went all out for tonight’s venue. The penthouse suite is in a popular hotel- the tallest building in the city. Large balconies and pools and bars and a dance floor- it’s likely going to be one of the biggest parties this season. Not that it’s a surprise to you. 
 It’s a night of celebration, of course, but it’s also a night where a few new heroes who were believed to be “worthy” of such parties are introduced to you. And despite being one of the newer heroes, Hawk’s high rank and status as a bachelor make him the perfect fit to be tonight's host. And you’d be lying if you said he wasn’t one of your favorites. 
 Before the party even started, he came into your dressing room. Said nothing and just laid out a pretty little evening dress for you to wear. It just barely covered your butt, giving a tease of your panty-less bottoms for the rest of the party-goers to see. It also gave a more than generous view of your chest with its deep, sloping neckline. But the material was white and thin. You were in love with the little number he picked out for you, of course, but in your head, it wasn’t all that practical. That is until he pinned you up against the wall and gave you a little insight into what he was thinking. 
 “Easy to stain, easy to tear,” Hawks had murmured right by your ear. His hands found your hips, running his fingers against the dress as if to prove his point. You could feel the heat of his hands through his material. And when you looked up at his half-lidded eyes with your wide ones as he smoothly ushered you onto your knees and put a hand on his belt. “So don’t get attached.”
 That was just a little over two hours ago. Guests piled in quickly when they heard that you were going to be in attendance. Not many people are so keen on being fashionably late when the risk is having the doors close on a night with you. 
 Now presently, the body behind you is none other than Kamui Woods. You fit in his lap perfectly- held snugly against his sculpted chest, and he whispers quiet words apologies into your ear. His dick is bigger than you thought it would be. For a guy with such a small build, he sure did have an easy time with making you squirm. It works a lot like every other dick you’ve taken- the only difference being that he never softens. 
 You can’t even imagine just how much he’s stretching you out now with every second that passes with you on his lap.
 The body between your legs is a different story. It’s Mount Lady- you can just tell by the confidence of all her actions. She’s a rookie, sure, but she’s the complete opposite of Kamui Wood’s shy, unsureness. Even with her hands held behind her back (one of the “punishments” of the initiation process), she’s still able to work wonders on your sensitive body. 
 “How is she? You know she always tries to be me. Is she any good?” A feminine voice asks right beside your ear, hair tickling your skin. You gasp at the sudden intrusion, before quickly recognizing the voice as one of your favorite clients. 
 “M-Midnight…” Your stutter out just in time for her to run her tongue up the shell of your ear and bite at it. She chuckles at you, and you can’t help but turn your head in the direction of her voice. She was one of the people who always took control of what was going to happen to you. With her being practically the face of being sex-positive in the Hero force, she took on the unofficial role of making sure you received the same amount of pleasure you always gave out. Not to mention, those lips of hers were always magic- no matter where she puts them. “Umm...uh-”
 “She likes me better, don’t you, princess?” Mount Lady answers for you, only briefly taking her lips off of you. Your hips shift at her absence, whining needily. The party-goers all around respond to your reaction with cheers, drinking in all the little faces you make. You feel Mount Lady place her lips on your thigh, pressing a few light kisses on your skin. It’s not the satisfaction that you were looking for. Thankfully, someone picks up on that almost instantly. 
 “Shut up and do your job, newbie.” The order is barked by Miruko- someone who never failed to try to get you messed up before the night even begins. You here Mount Lady let out a cry- a sound of struggle because her face is shoved back in your pussy. You yelp as Mount Lady’s lips immediately wrap around your clit, picking up as if she never left. Her head moves around in rough circles, and you just know the bunny hero has the woman by the hair, showing her how to do it right. Though Miruko’s roughness was enough to jostle you in Kamui Wood’s lap, shifting his dick inside of you in a way that has you moaning like the whore you are. “You don’t stop until she cums.” 
 “M-Miruko…” You whimper out, earning a triumph chuckle from the woman as people shuffle all around you, hoping for a better view. But the second you open your mouth to complain further, a thumb shoves its way in there, halting on your tongue. 
 You take the silent command to suck on the thumb, and you take it greedily. Your tongue swirls around it, sucking long and hard even as it presses further down your throat. The man whose thumb it belongs to groans, and you’re instantly breathless. You know that voice. You know it by heart. 
 “Careful, you’ll break her.” Fat Gum murmurs almost lovingly as he moves to place his thumb gently on your bottom lip. Your tongue darts out, delivering kitten licks to it, practically melting at his and the rest of the onlookers' praise of your obedience. “You know how sensitive she can be when she’s this pent up.”
 It’s ironic that he’s the one to warn against treating you too harshly when your first time with him was while he was in his bigger form. He had you sobbing in seconds- the little pink nightgown you were dressed in rising up with the belly bulge the BMI hero never failed to give you. You remember your hands reaching out- looking to grab at something just to ground you. Reminds you that you weren’t going to break. Though you remember distinctly not receiving comforting hands of the heroes who were having their turn with you. In fact, your hands may or may not have been wrapped around Eraserhead and Present Mic’s cocks instead. 
 “Funny you say that-” This voice is much deeper than the others around you as their fingers trace across your neck. It’s the lightest touch imaginable, but the texture of his gloves causes you to shiver in delight. Ectoplasm. You’re able to place it from hearing a few interviews that you’ve tuned in on, as well as memories of all the dirty, dirty, dirty words he would whisper to you as while one of his clones was hitting it from behind and another had its arm wrapped around your neck. “As a man of your particular stature.”
 “Ladies, gentlemen.” You hear the booming voice of All Might- a hero who rarely even showed up to these events. Many thought that he thought of himself as too good to take part in such vulgar activities. Your first time with him told you that he wasn’t too proud, but rather too shy to ever do something such as have you in front of strangers. That, and he’s a little too big for you- in both forms. He placed a hand on your stomach, as if reminiscing fondly about all the times he was inside there himself- stirring up your insides and fucking you so stupid that you couldn’t do anything but sit there, take it and drool. “I’m sure we can all agree that her well-being comes before pleasure.”
 You hear a gruff grunt in agreement to your side- a sound you would normally overlook. That was, until a large hand- big and warm wrapped itself around your ankle. Your body relaxed instantly under the soothing heat of this man’s touch, but you instantly found yourself growing warm as a delicate kiss was placed on your ankle. Endeavor. He had only started partaking years after being away with his wife. He was a surprisingly soft man, but maybe that was because it was about you. You always seemed to change people. Well, your body always seems to change people.
 People start to reach out more and brush at your skin, hoping their constant attention would give you some sort of pleasure with the goal of making your building orgasm come sooner. And they were right of course; you love being watched. But you loved the way Uwabami would blow in your ear too. Or how Snipe’s hands would always linger close to your pussy but never close enough to touch. Or Sir Nighteye’s love for sucking on your tits. Or even Fourth Kind’s words of utmost praise as he strokes your hair. 
 You love it all. 
 And when Hawks comes to check on you, you can practically feel the lazy smile in his voice as he reaches out and pinches a nipple between his fingers. Your mouth falls open into a whine, about to call him cruel before someone- Ingenium swallows your words with a deep kiss. And when that breaks off, Manual is quick to start sucking on your tongue before Hawks is even able to get his question out. 
 “Are you enjoying yourself?” The winged hero asked as he released one of your nipples from his grip to give the other the same treatment. Though you figured he must also have a blindfold on if he couldn’t see the way the party has you in a dripping, soaking mess. Besides, people say if you don’t like your job, then it's not for you.
 But if this wasn’t the job for you…
 ... then how the hell did you get so good at what you do?
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