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kreftropod · 13 hours
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Make that make sense. People have to quit blaming the poor for being poor.
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kreftropod · 13 hours
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another one
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kreftropod · 14 hours
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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
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kreftropod · 17 hours
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kreftropod · 1 day
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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kreftropod · 1 day
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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kreftropod · 2 days
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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.
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kreftropod · 2 days
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*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious
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kreftropod · 2 days
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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'
"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon
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kreftropod · 2 days
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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
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kreftropod · 3 days
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kreftropod · 3 days
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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kreftropod · 3 days
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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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kreftropod · 3 days
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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
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kreftropod · 4 days
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I find fainting such a funny reaction. like your body just goes "brain's not getting enough juice! we're going horizontal!" and you just have to hope you don't hit a rock on the way down
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kreftropod · 5 days
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the original guy i reblogged this from was a shithead so reuploading it
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kreftropod · 5 days
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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