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countfagulaa · 2 years
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Holmes: Let’s play 21 questions!
Watson: Alright. What’s your favorite book?
Holmes: Cocaine, do you like men?
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waddlesispog · 8 months
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Considering Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman turned out to be pretty shitty people I propose we re-cast Sherlock and feed our delusion. Might I suggest, David Tennant as Sherlock and Micheal Sheen as John.
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gjyfm · 3 days
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Cute little jonlock doodle I did
Cuz I can
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snadwich-underscore · 11 months
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smoooooch
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theorderofthetriad · 1 year
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fave ship dynamic: whatever the fuck it was these two had going on
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thestarlightforge · 3 months
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BBC Sherlock wanted to be a pirate as a kid and, being the gayest most autistic man alive, I feel he would’ve fit right in tbh
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lxvenderjewel · 1 month
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front row
sometimes i wake up itching to tell an audience somewhere about our little world
and all the new things that we’ve done since last they saw us, like a tv show from their past
and then i walk in to our living room, and look around for a moment, and realize
you left our world a long time ago and i’m the only one sitting in an empty front row.
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awkwardchaosposts · 4 months
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Icarus and his fool
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Sherlock Holmes x Golden retriever!male reader (part 2)
TW: none
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Stroh, Baroque,Electric. Sherlock didn't like change but he had found an interest in the new selection of violins.
He was busy admiring a certain classic edition when something startled him.
What on earth was that noise?
"You" his gaze narrowed. It's like you were some curse haunting him. A very cheerful curse he had to admit.
But that only made it worse. It was obnoxious. No one had a reason to be that happy.
"Hi" you greeted with excitement. Meeting a busy man like Sherlock once was a happy coincidence. Meeting him twice was a miracle.
"What's this?" he raised an eyebrow at the card you not so sneakily tried to get in his pocket.
"My business card. You never called me about that interview"
"I never intended to"
He moved around the shop only to be followed by you like some persistent pest. "Why not? You said you'd think about it"
"Perhaps I lied"
"Why?"
Unlike Sherlock you found this little chase game rather amusing,following him around the shop without complaint. Blissfully unaware that you were the sole reason for the man's grumpiness.
"I have an Iq of 230. Why would I punish my intelligent brain with an interview" he said as if it was the most dreadfully boring thing.
Sherlock's hands trailed over the spines of the record players that were proudly displayed in the middle of the shop on well kept shelves. Distracting himself as he waited for an insult,a comeback,just something that would prove you're not as idiotically pleasant as you seemed.
Instead he got an amused "Ok" and the most dreadful sound as you tried out an instrument you managed to get your hands on.
"What on earth are you doing?"
"I'm making music"
He scoffed. How dare you slander the name of music like that?
"I guess we should add the meaning of music to the list of things you seemingly don't understand"
Your grin made him confused in ways that made his blood boil. Sherlock liked being in control. He could predict everyone's moves and know everything about them with just one look. But you. You were another story.
"I'll be taking that" he took the harmonica from you just as you were about to resume playing it
Your excitement shone like the sun.
"You're going to buy it for me?"
"What? No. Absolutely not"
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"Will that be all?" the cashier asked after putting the harmonica and violin in one bag.
"Yes" he muttered,avoiding your giddy smile.
Weak. His mind degraded himself as he handed the young lady at the counter his debit card.
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yaoistims · 4 months
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SherLiam
♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡
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hannikin-grahamkin · 11 months
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What's up queer people, I drew some gay shit.
Happy Pride Month!!
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countfagulaa · 2 years
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Friends: *invite me somewhere*
Me: Shoot sorry I’m rlly busy that day!
Me being “rlly busy” that day:
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americassoldierboy · 4 months
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Just a detective and his bisexual doctor husband
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gjyfm · 7 days
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Yo I decided to write my first fanfic ever on Sherlock Holmes/ John Watson. It's called The Plummet on a03. Will I draw art about it? Maybe. Will anyone actually read it? Who knows. Anyway, that's it. gg
Here's a very, very small snippet (WARNING SPOILERS):
Lightning flashes.
He's alive - Mycroft Holmes
Thunder rumbles. The clamorous sound hides the crack of his phone as he drops it.
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tua-simp · 6 months
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(heavily pro Sherlock propaganda for my history class) omg i just started Sherlock and it literally is best show I’ve EVER seen. the filming and editing, EXQUISITE and the fucking writing?!!?!?? Makes me the happiest I’ve ever been. John and Sherlock are literally made for each other and their relationship is absolutely immaculate. Plus the episodes are each super long so there’s a LOT of media of them together. It’s just like SO GOOD. You have to try it, idc if you have to buy it it’s 100% worth it. If you hate it you literally hate actually good writing because Sherlock literally has better writing than any of the shows, movies, or books out today or ever. You’re also ableist and transphobic, because Sherlock is the only good and accurate piece of autistic representation and Sherlock and John are literally t4t meow meows. 
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dobuhyun · 5 months
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Will: my husband is the best looking
Hannibal : aww thanks hon
Sherlock : are you kidding me have you seen mine
John : babe thanks but don’t
Adam/sam/Dean: ours are angels suck on that
Micheal : Love
Gabriel: pls
Cas: don’t
Maze : jokes on you suckers im dating the Eve you know Adam and Eve
Eve: babe pls
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genzsherlockholmes · 2 days
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🌞mollybop follow
also once i was in target and me and my friend were shopping and xe picked up a bracelet that said "made in austin" but xe misread it and xe was like "this was made in AUTISM???" and i laughed so hard i almost pissed myself
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Hmm. Are you drunk
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Dance is so fucking tiring let me take a fucking break oh my fucking god
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u dance m8??
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Yes I thought this was common knowledge
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its bloody well not!! what kind of dance???
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Erm I do bharatanatyam
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well whens ur nxt perf?? im gonna come!!
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Oh I suppose I can text you the information if you’re sure
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🥀its-mari-bitch follow
hate them faggots. i’m tryna do my math bruh shut up
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Just because you can’t pull anyone doesn’t mean you need to lash out Mari 💙
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yeh mari!! its ok this is a safe space!! 🥰
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shut up john if you knew what this was about you’d go into cardiac arrest and fucking die
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🍆phatass follow
whyve they got all those mentally ill flags up its not even their month
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If you paid any fucking attention in school (which it's obvious you don't considering the state of your grades, how do you get an F in English you daft wanker) you'd know that since 2020 this school has set aside a week in May to celebrate LGBTQ+ people who are specifically in school and targeted by arseholes like yourself. So grow up and stop being so interested in whether or not your classmates like to suck dick. Cunt.
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🚂cluelock reblogged
💙mlmblues
cuddling my djungelskog to sleep tonight
#i need one of these so bad #where's MY djungelskog #and he's literally just as big anfd fluffy too fuck my actual life #mlm #mlm blues #crushposting
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