What Jon meant by no rizz is that you have no charm, which I’d have to disagree with since you snagged Bruce Wayne, batman, AND Superman as your boyfriends

Well, to be honest, I didn't do much...

They just threw me over their shoulders and carried me home like you'd do with a stack of hay to a barn. What else could I do but to fall head over heels?

Yeah, it’s me. Booster Gold. I’m pretty much the coolest superhero you’ll ever meet.

Have a question for the most handsome Justice League International member? Send it my way and I’ll answer it.

Is it tru youve dated bruce wayne?

Pffft-! more like has he dated me

It was just one dinner and it was for an interview, he was still on his "flirt with everything that breathes" phase though

(Clark got so jealous that day; we all thought it was of me, but now we know whom he was really jealous of 😏)

Jon, be so real for a second. what the actual fuck is going on with Tim and Conner?? what is their relationship???

i dont know, i thought tim was with bart?

unless... OHH yeah that makes sense

yeah theyre like a on and off thing i guess and bart is also in there somewhere somehow

gotham academy kids are so weird bc we’ll go out and they’re like

Happy birthday Mr. Wayne. @brucie-wayne-official.

Lois also says Happy birthday btw.

So, I know I have disappeared a little. That's cuz I doubled my hours in the coffee, and the last week was tough in college

Also, can you believe that my sis tried to buy me to stay in Metropolis? Just after Lex Luthor attacked her office? Ha! No thanks

I won't leave my own apartment —the one I, a college student, can afford with my salary— to have sun. I don't even need sun, that's for weakest

BREAKING NEWS!

Supergirl KILLED Maxwell Jensen!

Are the supers BREAKING! Have they turned to DRAMATIC methods!

A motto of the Justice League has been "We are not executioners" for YEARS!

Tune in tomorrow for a more in-depth viewing of this story!

@tomorrowfromthestars

don’t mind my user! It doesn’t have any meaning or significance to me whatsoever!!

thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

Visiting Metropolis and apparently everyone here hides when there’s even a MENTION of danger lmao. Like are you really that afraid of a few cheap looking drones??

have you ever noticed that of Superman wore glasses, he’d look a lot like you?

Oh, really?

If you put glasses on Brucie and ignore a bit of his cheekbones, he actually looks a tad like me too. I have one of those faces.

The three of us are one of those funny cases of "siblings or dating", haha.

Very Important question for my fans! Who is your favorite Justice League member, and why is it me?

how is conner even your son?

He is! He's my stepchild turned into ex stepchild turned into surrogate child turned into he's my son's brother, so he's my son too, okay?

If Bruce can do that then so can I

I mean your dad is dating Bruce Wayne and they’ll probably get married so, yeah you’re technically a Wayne

oh dear i don't think i can take another last name

@brucie-wayne-official @smallville-reporter dads i need one of y’all to sign a thing