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magic-the-girlbossing · 1 year

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Magic: The Girlbossing: Semifinals

After a brief hiatus (sorry I was busy its the end of the semester) we have returned to the greatest girlboss battle to ever hit the multiverse! Our last round was the toughest yet, with 4 fan favorites for victory being crushed in the girlboss ring!

Here is the NEW, CONDENSED bracket:

Link to Quarterfinals 2 Masterpost

That's right! New round, new bracket. It's so small, so empty, and yet so full of potential.

Most of our matches matches last round were further apart than I expected. We saw Alesha and Liliana maintain their sweeps 65.7% and 71.1% of the vote respectively, promising that this next battle will be one to keep an eye on. Meanwhile, Teysa too had a 67.9% victory over Ashnod, shocking considering how close her previous match was. I suppose Ashnod just wasn't up to snuff for the Orzhov Scion.

Emrakul vs. Vraska was relatively close, though, with Vraska taking it by just 54.3% of the vote. What does this mean for Vraska's candidacy as opposed to Teysa? Is she doomed to fail? We'll just have to see.

The round will begin at 12:00 PM EST on Tursday, May 4th. This round's polls will last a whole week leading into the finals.

List of matches for this round:

Alesha, Who Smiles at Death vs. Liliana Vess

Teysa Karlov vs. Vraska, Golgari Queen

#magic: the gathering #mtg #magic: the girlbossing #magic the girlbossing #poll #poll bracket #girlboss #is this the part where i can start adding individual character tags #sure why not #alesha #alesha who smiles at death #liliana vess #teysa karlov #vraska

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mega-gaymer-party · 10 months

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#r/196 #rule #r196 #196 #apartmentofawesome #sillyposting #ruleposting #me and who #mtg #magic: the gathering #magic the girlbossing #magic the gathering #magic #nuts #slap #ouch

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isjasz · 3 months

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[🌸🪄⛰️]

This time with everyone :D

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rosiecow · 10 months

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The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

#magic the gathering #mtg #mtg meme #magic the girlbossing #I didn't know magic the girlbossing was a tag but I'm using it in every one of my magic the gathering related posts from now on

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rahabq · 6 months

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#real #literally me #lizzy grant #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #coquette #girlblogging #elizabeth woolridge grant #girly #lana del rey #girlblogger #female manipulator #girlblog #trashy americana #trash magic #put me in a movies #manic pixie dream girl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #2010s

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maniccherrygirl · 1 year

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My current state of mind

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urbeautifulandiminsane · 1 month

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wrap you up in my daisy chains 💐💗

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aria-greenhoodie · 7 months

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My dear lovely friend suggested I draw Betty in a suit and Simon in a dress. I interpreted this as making 3 of both IMMEDIATELY.

I am so in love with both of them. Anyway, Click for Quality!

#aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #adventure time fanart #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #simon petrikov #betty grof #magic Betty #petrigrof #slightly insane girlboss and her old man wife #they’ve taken over my BRAAAAINNSSS

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electoons · 2 months

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)

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littlepinksapphire · 8 months

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Many people see Gale’s relationship with Mystra as that of a man and a woman. Gale is a man trying to “cross the boundaries” of the woman he fancies. But that interpretation is misguided and ignores what the relationship truly is, that of a mortal and a god.

I don’t feel like you need to know about dnd lore or Mystra herself to recognize the insane power imbalance that creates. An eons old entity in charge of all magic and a young wizard man are not on equal footing. Gale himself is even kind of aware of this, as he wanted and tried desperately to be enough for Mystra so she might deign to make him an equal.

Criticize his hubris all you want. It’s his fatal flaw and huge part of his character arc. But, Shadowheart is right there being abused by her goddess and everyone can see that. I mean, fuck, all of the origins are being abused by powerful people, but Gale’s not?

It just baffles me that at a time when our culture is harshly examining age gaps and power imbalances in romantic relationships more people aren’t seeing Mystra for the walking red flag that she is.

#gale dekarios #his bug gave people the ick and now they wanna justify it somehow #if the genders were reversed Gale would be a beloved girlboss who can’t stop girlbossing too close to the sun #Mystra would be just some guy #steal his magic and his credit card #you know? I’m just getting big double standard vibes #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

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folklorethvv · 1 month

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come on now, if you want to, if you want to ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆

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magic-the-girlbossing · 1 year

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Alesha vs. Greasefang

Magic: The Girlbossing Round 3, Match 1

#magic: the girlbossing #magic: the gathering #mtg #alesha #alesha mtg #greasefang #poll #girlboss #poll bracket

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mega-gaymer-party · 10 months

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#r/196 #rule #196 #r196 #apartmentofawesome #ruleposting #sillyposting #/196 #/r/196 #19684 #magic #magic: the gathering #magic the gathering #magic the girlbossing

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surfergrl25 · 1 year

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#lizzy grant #female manipulator #coquette #trash magic #girlblogger #girlblog #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #manic pixie dream girl #girlblogging #girly #lana del rey #doellete #2010s nostalgia #2010s #coquette community #hyper feminine

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universalitgirlsblog2 · 1 month

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👑🩰MOVIE THERAPY👑🩰

-In this post, I want to mention the lessons I learnt from two beautiful movies - Queen and English Vinglish. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND these movies!!!! Both the movies start with women who are timid , stuck in their past , trying to please others , lack self love , dependent on others but in the end they become independent, confident and develop self love. Isn't that wonderful ?

Let's start from Queen movie starring Kangana Ranaut, Rajkumar Rao and Lisa Haydon. It's about a girl named Rani who was dumped by her fiance and she decides to go on honeymoon, all by herself

1) If they leave you, it's not the end of the world.

Rani's fiance dumped her just before the wedding, ofc she was heartbroken and locked herself in room . After that she decided to go to honeymoon, all by herself! She went to the same place where she was supposed to go after her marriage - Amsterdam , Paris . I know it hurts , when a close one , whether it's your fiance , boyfriend, girlfriend , best friend etc leaves your side with/without any reason. As once a wise women said , you lose people who aren't meant for the best version of you . Even if they leave, you have to enjoy your own company and continue with your own life . Vijay aka Rani's fiance cancelling the wedding was a blessing in disguise . Also if they left without any reason or if they were just embarrassed by you , they didn't deserve you at all .

2) YOU ARE COMPLETE ON YOUR OWN

Yes , here is a spoiler from the movie , Rani doesn't end up with any new guy or gets married to her ex fiance. Infact , she becomes independent and free. You are whole on your own. You are complete on your own , you don't need anyone to complete you. You are a queen/king and will always remain one ! You can be happy on your own. You don't need anyone or their approval.

3) Have fun with friends , don't judge each other

Rani met VijayLaxmi , Olexander or ( Sikander🐵) , Taka and time. Their friendship was perfect example of "opposites attract " . However , despite the differences, she never judged them because she knew they were good human beings , deep inside .

4) A make over is never a bad idea !

A makeover can make you feel confident in yourself. The way you present and take care of yourself also shows how much you love and respect yourself. So wear a pretty pink dress and straight your hair or maybe curl them , whatever you like ! Also REMEMBER YOU ARE DOING IT FOR YOUUU!!!!!!!🧁💖

5) Step outside of your comfort zone

Why?? You don't grow in your comfort zone. Rani stepped out of her native country and tralleveled all alone to a country where she was supposed to go with her ex fiance. Remember Great things never come from comfort zone.

6) Free yourself

Be independent. Love yourself. Respect yourself. There is a scene in the movie where Rani rejects her fiance when he comes back while they play a beautiful and meaningful song in background . That scene represents Rani's walk of liberation. Rani finally became independent, learnt to love herself and be her own person !!

7) " Thank you " - Rani, Queen 2013

Rani thanks her fiance when he comes back to her. No, she doesn't take him back . She finally realized that if he didn't cancel the marriage, she would have never become her highest self which was confident , full of self love and independent. It was truly a blessing in disguise. Say thank you to all those hurtful past experiences, those experiences made you wiser. Say thank you to all the people who left you at your worst because they made you realize that you only need one person and that's YOU !

Lessons learnt from English vinglish , starring Sridevi . It's about a woman named Shashi who didn't receive any respect from her family peers for not knowing English. She was also timid and often mistreated by her daughter and not appreciated enough by her own husband.

1) Step out of your comfort zone

Shashi went to New York inorder to attend her sister's wedding but she couldn't speak or understand English. She went to a country where she didn't know how to communicate with anyone. You must get comfortable with the uncomfortable.

2) Turn your weakness into strength

Shashi was mocked by her own family for not knowing English. She took English classes and learnt English. She was committed and determined to learn English so she succeeded . She gave a meaningful speech in English too which shocked her daughter and her husband whereas some people were proud of her - her little son , her other cousin Radha , her English teacher and class peers. Later , her family also felt bad for mistreating like and they developed respect for her . Also please respect your parents , don't humiliate them for not knowing something or anything. The scene where Shashi cried because her daughter disrespected her were so painful to watch .

3) Don't allow others to degrade your hobbies / Job

Shashi was never appreciated for her being good at making sweets and her buisness was going pretty well but she never got the appreciation she deserved and was degraded by her own husband for being called " entrepreneur ". If you like something and if it is beneficial to you too , then don't care what others are saying , even if it's someone from your family.

3) Self love

Shashi summarized it in few words which hit hard so I will just end this post with her quote

" When you don't like yourself, you tend to dislike everything associated with you . New things seem to be more attractive , but once you start loving yourself , the same old life begins to feel new and good "

-Shashi , English Vinglish , 2012

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maniccherrygirl · 3 months

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#girlblogging #lana del rey #girlhood #coquette #sylvia plath #lizzy grant #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lizzy grant era #sadgirl #female hysteria #dollette #gone girl #femcel #girl interrupted syndrome #sadcore #ultraviolence #trailer park princess #trash magic

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