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worlds dumbest bitch award goes to me for the 29th consecutive year for my role in "being alive", thank you once again to the academy
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type of shit i've been on lately
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HOLY SHIT NOOOOOO I forgot to queue Thank Gnome It's Friday for this year........I only had it queued til the end of 2023 and it slipped my mind entirely I'm so sorry you guys I've let you down. Friday just hasn't felt like Friday this whole year I'm assuming
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Wow with balloons too!
#going back in for another scoop#ill reblog this ten thousand times a day. this will be my Korn Shirt Gohan
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“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED
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in guarani there's a standard greeting that literally translates to "are you happy" (ndevy'apa) and the natural reply is "i'm happy" (avy'a) and as americans learning the language we were so distressed like "but what if we're not happy....." and our teachers were like "that's so not the fucking point"
we kept trying to think of any other way to reply but our teachers kept trying to get it into our brains that it's an idiomatic greeting, it literally is not the time or place to traumadump, and as usamerican english speakers we are not some special exception for saying "what's up" with the reply being "not much" instead of "the ceiling"
but anyway while i was working in paraguay -- the country with the largest population of guarani speakers -- i got sent an article by some friends back home like "look! they're saying that paraguay is the happiest country in the world!"
and the methodology was "we went around and asked paraguayans if they're happy and recorded their responses" and i was like. oh. of course you did. and of course you got a 100% positive response rate.
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theres an episode of the powerpuff girls where at the beginning bubbles and buttercup are fighting over fake tattoos so the professor takes them so they wouldnt fight but he just slowly starts putting more and more of them on his body and they dont even talk about it he just gets more naked and more tatted up
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are we still doing this because i have a late submission
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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif
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Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)
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say what you will about dungeon meshi but if i put my full squeamish pussy into gathering each & every bone of my digested girlfriend, painstakingly arranging them, and then using my blood to illegally reconstruct a whole new body for her. only for some preteen monarchist with alexandria's genesis to fucking UNDO all of it in favor of fusing her with the giant lizard that killed her instead. brother you would see me on the news
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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#i tried a single puff once and was like. why would anyone do this. sorry 2 sound like an after school special but it was so 🤢#i smoke weed though so I can't really judge. but also weed isnt linked to cancer as far as we know#i already spend my money on shit thats probably slowly killing me i really dont wanna give someone even more money to do that#and i know myself well enough to know i have an addictive personality and will likely not just smoke them occasionally#ask my caffeine addiction 😔#(and this is why i rly don't judge smokers bc even though caffeine is a more 'socially acceptable' addiction its still an addiction)#atp though lbr. the microplastics and stress of being alive are gonna give us cancer anyway#op just leave the reblogs on. stand in your convictions.#anyway i dont judge anyone who does smoke because again i know that addictions are hard to kick and life fucking sucks#most of the time. so its natural to want literally anything to make it more tolerable. i just hate to see people giving their money#to big corporations profiting off their addiction. but hey thats literally all corporations anyway so w/e#i recently discovered that my mom occasionally smokes and she was so ashamed when i caught her doing it#and kept apologizing and it honestly bummed me out. not that she was smoking but that she was so ashamed and guilty about it#and thought i would think less of her. like no ofc not#i may not get it (bc i personally thought it tastes nasty) but i dont think less of you for it lol#im so curious what the “other post” was that had stupid results. was it the exact same question that got the exact same results?#bc this has huge “person makes a poll clearly anticipating people will agree with them and are overwhelmingly outvoted” vibes#the people in the replies lamenting the fact that no one here smokes are absolutely fucking wild. are you being serious lol#the amount of people sharing that they lost people to lung cancer (pretty fucking good reason to not want to touch a cigarette)#and youre out here like “you guys are losers”....... insensitive as hell. lol
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FIRST TEN MINUTES • BIOSHOCK ( DIR KEN LEVEINE, 2007 )
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