Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

clicker trained puppygirl scientist goes to a nuclear explosion site with a giger counter for testing and she's struggling to keep her composure while cumming her brains out

I'm not built for an office job. I'm built for fucking and sucking and moaning and arching my back and having my hole demolished and feeling so many hands on me at once. That and computers I guess.

want to be face deep in someone's balls please and thank you :)

transfem banned from 47 states: i’m just a cute little kbity :3

ok can i say something bothering me real quick. uh. Palestinians don't need to be seeing the violent fantasies u got for zionists and iof. like. wishing death upon them is one thing but sometimes non Palestinians put such visceral things in the tags of our posts that are uncomfortable and disturbing to read. can you please not do that?

Don't use Project 64.

Hey all, a new extremely dangerous vulnerability was discovered in Project64, a very popular N64 emulator. If you emulate N64 games, I highly highly recommend switching off P64 for an alternative, such as Mupen.

Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.

not even a full year apart... we stay silly :3 🐈

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

I'm fine with this, though tbh I'm not nearly as extroverted as Doofenshmirtz

everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

the "golden cookies spawn off-screen" bug in mobile cookie clicker is infuriating to debug because i keep adding these checks and failsafes and extra spawn margins but people are still sending me bug reports about it. but i can never seem to reproduce the bug on my end! this is what it looks like with 4 golden cookies spawning every frame

Remember the old saying that "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog"?

Well some of you aren't keeping it secret very well. Everyone knows you're a good lil pup. Everyone can tell. You're gonna look so cute when you're leashed.