I think it be cute if Virgil rants to Janus or Roman about how much he likes Remus. Pre dating. Saying how handsome he is, how nice he is to only him, other things to strictly Janus who DOES NOT want to hear that, etc.
And they’re like
*They look at Remus* sure Virgil.. as long as your happy-
*virgil looking at him with hearts in his eyes as rem somehow burns water*
- Vee 💜
The Emo has a lot of feelings he needs to let out but the moment he sees Ree doing the most stupidest shit in the distance his ass is not paying attention to whatever advice his friends are giving him XD
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thefact0rygirl's boba fett masterlist
MAIN MASTERLIST 🪐 AO3 🪐 TAGLIST
Both my blog and masterlist are NSFW/Explicit 18+. Minors do not interact.
series
Behave (completed)
In Hazardous Bliss (hiatus)
one shots
Big
Late Night Romantics
Homecoming
daddy kink drabble
Fxck Around and Find Out
corruption kink drabble
sleepy time confessions
The New Mand’alor
Tell Me You Love Me (GN!Reader)
No Wastelands
On His Knees
Taming a Loth Cat
Everything You Want (Male!Reader)
inexperienced reader drabble
Fall Apart
blurbs
boba fett likes to see it drip
boba calling you ‘kitten’
boba always needing to touch you
service top boba
boba loving on your body
boba getting tired during sex
slow and passionate sex with boba
how it feels to be inside you
letting it slip you want to sit on boba’s face
your sexual debut with post-sarlacc boba
boba using a large vibrator on you
on your knees for boba
reader dirty talking boba
headcanons
giving boba’s tummy love and affection
telling boba you love him for the first time
boba’s reaction to seeing you in lingerie
what boba wants to do to/with you but is too scared to ask
making boba come in his pants
how boba shows you he loves you
boba, rex, wolffe, and fives sending you voice messages
using the safe word with boba
boba asking you for something
unintentional vs. intentional sex pollen
how boba likes to receive aftercare
how boba cools down and makes up with you after an argument
how boba makes his partner feel sexy
boba and a partner with a low sex drive
boba’s flaws when in a relationship
dom!boba spanking you into place
boba, din, and rex accidentally walk in on you
boba fett x veterinarian!gn!reader
boba has a crush on veterinarian!reader
veterinarian!reader visits boba at the palace
boba comforts veterinarian!reader before his war with the pykes
requests
NSFW emoji prompts
five-sentence ficlets
drabble requests
kinktober
2021
KINKTOBER 2021 MASTERLIST ⚡️
Suspension
Deep Throating (Boba Fett x Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)
Edging (GN!Reader)
2022
KINKTOBER 2022 MASTERLIST ⚡️
DAY 4: Size Difference
DAY 12: Creampie (AFAB!Reader)
DAY 13: Overstimulation
DAY 25: Threesome/Moresome (Boba Fett x Garsa Fwip x Reader)
DAY 29: Body Worship
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Religion on post-game Vertumna has got to be so fucking weird.
Like, here's what we know about how religion evolves when humanity survives:
High friendship with Cal, Peace with Gardeners: Cal becomes a Jesus-like figure, preaching a sort of kindergartener's animal welfare morality only in a world where everything other than humanity is technically part of a loving hivemind that's pretty accurate honestly
Dating Dys, Peace with Gardeners: Dys actively seeks to avoid the Cal's fate by sneaking off to be uploaded instead of telling anyone. The colony's wild animals get an enhanced reputation of friendliness above and beyond that of Vertumnan wildlife in general, which again, has a confirmed religious as well as physical presence and actively loves humanity.
High confidence and friendship with Tammy, Peace or Long Term Human Survival: Tammy becomes a saint-like cultural figure for children, perhaps akin to the way we think of Mary Poppins or Mother Goose, but you know, for a cult.
Prolific Parent, not dating Tammy, Peace: Sol becomes a fertility god (culturally, that is).
Prolific Parent, dating Tammy, Peace: Sol and Tammy become fertility gods but also cause the imposition of a strict population limit of no more than twenty surviving children per human adult which to be fair is absurd no one should ever reach that limit. Forty children. You have 40 children in this ending. That's as many as 4 tens!!! Anyway Tammy joins you on the god altar or whatever in this case.
So anyway on Vertumna in the year 10,750 PCD (post-convergent domain) (700 years post-game) you might pray to:
Recalcitrance for serenity
Aspartame and Nightshade for the health of your children
Major Depressive Disorder for a good hunt and harvest
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"One hand at a time! Wait your turn!"
"Tough shit, I'm the one holding the bag."
"Calm your mullet, I bought it!"
"I never said you could call me 'mullet'."
"I said calm your mullet."
Keith frowned and stretched his hand away from Shiro, hoping to put the bag of space trail mix out of reach. In all honesty, Shiro did buy it, but there are these little things called M&M's that Keith wasn't willing to give up. It's an addiction he's…not proud of. Before he died, Texas would always buy bags of trail mix and Keith would always dig out the M&M's, leaving everything else behind. The raisins went to Texas, hence why they didn't just get a bag of the chocolate candies (besides, the trail mix was slightly cheaper).
M&M's held the place of first and favorite candy. Keith didn't share them with anyone, and he wasn't about to change his ways either.
Shiro yanked on Keith's other arm and nabbed the bag, purposefully taking an M&M (okay, how dare he) and chewing it extra loud and obnoxious for emphasis. "Mmm…"
Keith slumped back on the couch, muttering choice words to himself that his brother doesn't bother to correct. "Gimme a handful."
Reluctantly obliging, Shiro glares at Keith and plops a robotic handful of mostly-almonds trail mix in his hand. That bastard. Keith considers separating the less important things from the candy and throwing them at his brother. He almost does, before he remembers the last time he tried pulling something like that (in which saliva covered pretzels were thrown right back at him) and decides maybe he doesn't need a shower that day.
(At a time like this, Keith would note the sun coming in through the windows because it feels like a Tuesday afternoon. However, they're in space. There's no sun nearby at the moment. So instead, Keith notes the fluorescent lights overhead and dark void outside the castle and pretends it's a Tuesday afternoon. In space. Anyways.)
Shiro left for the kitchen, probably to grab a drink or another snack. Keith stayed behind on the couch, tossing some of his trail mix in the air before catching it with his mouth. He missed a lot of them, but that's not important.
What is (somewhat) important is that he ate the trail mix in order of Very Bad Stuff to M&M's. More specifically: almonds, then peanuts, then cashews and raisins, then M&M's. Also, he lined up the chocolate candy in rainbow order. Just saying. Keith popped the first red M&M in his mouth and fractured it with a satisfying crunch. Sounded nice, really. Kind of like an enemy's neck snapping.
But let's not dwell on that. Let's dwell on the fact that Lance had just walked into the common room after an unforgiving session of combat training, all sweaty and tired and face flushed that did not, in any way, make Keith think that he looked cute when he was exhausted. Because he didn't think like that, he scooted to the far side of the couch when Lance sat down. Enjoying his candy in peace would have to wait.
Lance side-eyed Keith and his small handful of M&M's. "...What are those?"
"None of your business."
Keith attempted to shield the candy further by leaning away, only resulting in Lance leaning to stretch over him and oh God what the fuck is happening Shiro come back (or maybe don't, it'd be super awkward and Keith is not up for losing any more of his dignity) and save him why is Lance so close why can Keith feel his neck getting hot-
"Are those M&M's? Can I have one?"
Well. Fuck Lance and his stupid puppy eyes. Keith quickly glanced at his hand, which only held five more M&M's that he was not intent on giving up. Lance wasn't worth even half an M&M, really. He's his rival! He shouldn't be forced to give him any! So why does he feel like he should?
Probably because Lance is leaning over him a little too close and that is the only reason Keith will cave in. Definitely the only reason. Maybe.
Keith shoved Lance back to his side of the couch and threw two M&M's at him, instantly regretting it and cursing himself for not giving him just one and furthermore for not licking it first. Lance being Lance, caught one in his mouth and one in his hand, thanking Keith with that dumb smile that was not endearing whatsoever.
And then Shiro decided to make his entrance, casually walking in with a bottle of water (was it?) in hand and muttering to himself, something about "who put the water in the way back of the fridge behind all the food goo because I swear-"
And then he noticed Lance, M&M still in hand, sitting in Shiro's previous spot, with an oblivious smile on his face and Keith looking grumpy and glaring at the blue paladin.
And then he decided to open his big stupid fucking mouth to inquire about Lance's food. "Is that an M&M?"
Lance nodded enthusiastically and ate the said M&M. Shiro bit back a smirk as Keith narrowed his eyes and slowly started rising from the couch. "I can and will kill you in your sleep so you better- Shiro. Shiro, stop backing away oh my God-"
Such an innocent question. With such humiliating consequences for Keith.
Pidge was gonna looove this.
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