10 BL Characters I Would Hit With My Car
(I don't have a licence and can't drive so this is just for fun OBVIOUSLY)
LISTEN, I love these characters. They are complex, they are human, they are flawed and yet you can't help but root for them. Or they are just giant assholes.
Regadless, I think they would all benefit from getting hit by a car as a little treat.
Feel free to tag yourselves and participate in a bit of lighthearted negativity and media complaining.
1) Ben From Never Let Me Go (2022)
Of course he would be on this list. Mainly because how are you, a closeted gay in a coming of age bl drama, sitting down in front of a piano next to a beautiful boy and not just completely eat his face in a passionate life altering kiss? I understand that was the whole point of the scene, but personally I would rise above the narrative that was trapping me.
2) Dan from Not Me (2021)
Being a cop, killing Sean's father and selling NFTs is bad enough on it's own, I agree. But Dan's biggest sin was taking the cigarette out of Yok's mouth and depriving us of seeing sad First Kanaphan smoking near a body of water-THE queer cinema experience.
As it turns out, you can be gay and homophobic at the same time.
3) Kenji from My Dear Gangster Oppa (2023)
So you have funky hair and kawnty fashion sense? Oh, you partake in fun bathtub threesomes? What, you're a little unhinged and psychotic? Perfect! THEN WHY THE HELL YOU SUCK AT BEING A VILLAIN SO HARD HUH???
Kenji you better put your helmet on, I'm turning on the engine.
4) Kanghan from Dangerous Romance (2023)
Rich people don't deserve rights in general so Kang was already on thin ice to begin with. But being a bully on top of that? UNDER THE HOOD OF THE CAR YOU GO!
Also he is so attention starved on account of his father being a negligent asshole that he will jump in front of my car willingly just to get a drop of love from dad and Sailom.
5) Yu Xi Gu from HIStory3: Make Our Days Count聽(2019)
(I'm so so incredibly sorry but I HAD to okay you don't underst- *gets shot immediately*)
6) Mork from Fish Upon The Sky (2021)
I looked at Pond for 0.1 second and fell so embarrasingly in love that for the entirety of FUTS I saw no flaws in Mork's character at all. All he did made sense and I was blissfuly having a great time! So I'm pummeling him to the ground for my own sake I CAN'T KEEP BEING THIS STUPID ABOUT HIM HE IS OBJECTIVELY CREEPY!
7) Vee from Love Mechanics (2022)
Was he in my "I want them carnally" list? Yes. Do I find him beautiful and incredible? Double yes. Am I smearing him on asphalt like a squished bug for causing Mark so much unnecessary pain and heartbreak? More likely than you think.
8) Jiwoo from To My Star/ To My Star 2 (2021-22)
MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!! A crumb of healthy communication is all I'm asking for!
Jiwoo was so emotionally bricked up for the majority of both seasons that it caused ME damage. So me hitting him with my car is both a revenge plot and an attempt to let loose some of those pent up feelings of his.
(But also I'm dead meat if Seojoon finds out it was me behind the wheel. He loves that boy too much.)
9) Zee from Twins (2023-24)
I'm volunteering to do this as public service to keep Sprite and First together without any twins switch drama. One gremlin down, one successful volleyball couple UP!!
10) Winner from Pit Babe (2023-24)
I want to do it as an experiment. I feel like he would make a funny sound under the wheels, like when you sqeeze clown's nose or step on a rubber duck. I would also like to see how this will affect his character. Will he become even more annoying? Will it fix him completely? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!
(This was so fun I love inflicting imaginary violence on fictional men. If you read this far into this incoherent insanity, consider yourself tagged!馃挅)
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Thai BL Rooftop Kisses
I feel like Deep Night's daytime rooftop sex scene was only made possible by the countless rooftop kisses that came before it.
Twins (2023)
Never Let Me Go (2022)
KinnPorsche (2022)
Not Me (2021)
And, of course, the most epic of them all:
Bad Buddy (2021)
But let's not forget, the Love Mechanics (2020) duo was one of the first.
And they did a whole lot more...
Gif by caedi
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Horny on Main Round 1
Round 1
Kinn (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Aob (Playboyy: The Series)
Hira (Utsukushii Kare) vs Tinn (My School President)
Porsche (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Jang Jaeyoung (Semantic Error)
Pran (Bad Buddy) vs Time (Kinnporsche: The Series)
Lan Zhan (The Untamed) vs Joke (Hidden Agenda)
Sarawat (2gether: The Series) vs Chun Sangwon (Love for Love's Sake)
Wen Kexing (Word of Honor) vs Choi Jun (Jun & Jun)
Pluem (Ghost Host, Ghost House) vs Yechan (Love Tractor)
Rain (Love in the Air) vs Muang (Be Mine SuperStar)
Fighter (Why R U?) vs Nuea (Secret Crush on You)
Pat (Bad Buddy) vs Fiat (Don't Say No)
Boeing (Only Friends) vs Payu (Love in the Air)
Babe (Pit Babe) vs Sailom (Wedding Plan)
Kongpob (SOTUS) vs Bai Zhong Yi (Kiseki: Dear to Me)
Phaya (The Sign) vs Vee (Love Mechanics)
Jin Xun An (My Tooth Your Love) vs Chu Yi Ping (Anti Reset)
Boston (Only Friends) vs Nont (Playboyy: The Series)
Han Ying (Word of Honor) vs Palm (Never Let Me Go)
Ray (Only Friends) vs Yi (Cutie Pie/Naughty Babe)
Tan (Manner of Death) vs Segasaki Mizuki (My Personal Weatherman)
King (Bed Friend) vs Karan (Cherry Magic TH)
Korn (Bad Buddy) vs Charlie (Pit Babe)
Wen (Moonlight Chicken) vs Toh (Secret Crush on You)
Charn (Laws of Attraction) vs Yai (The Sign)
Prapai (Love in the Air) vs Prom (Playboyy: The Series)
Teh (I Told Sunset About You) vs Togawa (Old Fashion Cupcake)
Yok (Not Me) vs Win (Between Us)
Xiang Hao Ting (HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count) vs Tawan (Kinnporsche: The Series)
Nick (Only Friends) vs Jeng (Step by Step)
Phupha (A Tale of Thousand Stars) vs Tin (Triage)
Zhao Yunlan (Guardian) vs Mangkorn (Big Dragon)
Tharn (The Sign) vs Ritsu (The End of the World with You)
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