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bea-trician · 2 years

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NEW ITEMS BEING ADDED TO MY REDBUBBLE SHOP RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK.

#please buy my shit #fhtagn #cthulhu #just a sleepy little guy #redbubble #promo post #art #digital art #illustrative text #illustrated text #type design #graphic design #lovecraft #lovecraftian horror #lovecraftian humor #tentacle text #online shop #please look at my online shop #i have so much cool stuff there now

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wyrmfedgrave · 7 days

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Pics: Just for fun - Lovecraftian humor... Enjoy.

#Lovecraftian humor #aside #just 4 fun

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regencypanda · 8 months

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I had a perfectly normal vacation. It's fine.

#newsletter #fiction #Lovecraftian Humor

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blueteller · 10 days

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Cale... Cale.

Are you about to learn to manifest Lovecraftian eldritch horror spooky eyes Cale??

...He's about to manifest Lovecraftian eldritch horror spooky eyes.

Cale what are you doing

Cale I thought you didn't want to become a god why are you becoming Cthulhu

...Cale? Cale???

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #tcf part 2 #tcf part 2 chapter 283 #side note #the god of chaos is sealed god 2.0 #with spooky lovecraftian eldritch horror on the side as we've established #yeah we're digging those extra creepy fma homunculus vibes y'all

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cillianwilder · 19 days

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 2 years

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If gender is a spectrum like "red to purple" or whatever then mine is A MYSTERIOUS COLOR UNLIKE ANY SEEN ON EARTH

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yoursghouly · 1 year

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lol you shouldn’t fuck with me my dad knows Cthulhu

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hoergeschichten · 2 years

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Death, Damnation and a Tax Declaration

For the English listeners something to... read! Yeah, this lovecraftian story deals with the only real existential horror that exists in our plains: tax declarations. So what would happen if Chtulhu, the ancient sleeper, would awake to do tax returns...and like it? Well, have a look mortal, if you dare...

https://www.wattpad.com/1268350270-death-damnation-and-a-tax-declaration

#horrorstory #lovecraft #lovecraftian #humor #short story #German #chtulhu #tax #writing humor #japan #ai picture

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creaturesfromelsewhere · 2 years

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I just wanted to go for a swim and I get a little winded - jeez.

creaturesfromelsewhere

#florida sea monster #florida sea creature #florida gothic #florida gothic horror #darkly inclined #lovecraftian horror #eldritch horror #lovecraftian #dark humor #keep florida weird #creepy #disturbing #creaturesfromelsewhere

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eli-finley · 2 years

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I’d like to think that I’m ~Cosmic Horror~, but really I’m just an earth-bound nuisance; and not a nuisance to anyone in particular- outside of myself.

#humor mood lovecraftian horror minus the racism I wish I could shed my meat suit and wreak unholy terror upon mankind

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asleepinawell · 8 months

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sorry if this seems a bit out of the blue, but ever since youve been posting about fallen london, im a bit curious about it! What is the game about and where can I get it?

oh no worries! I'm happy to ramble about it

fallen london is a free to play browser game you can find here. the basic premise is that sometime in the 1800's the entire city of london is engulfed in a swarm of bats and then falls through the earth into a cavern a mile below. this is the neath, a huge underground cavern where london sits on the shore of a vast ocean. queen victoria is still around locked in her palace being a typical shitty british monarch, who, amongst other things, decided that 1900 was cancelled and we were just going to have 1899 for a second time

things are a little...different down there. humans are far from the only ones running around. there's devils, rubbery men (think mind flayer vibes), clay men, and the shadowy cloaked figures running the bazaar (and the city) called the masters. death mostly isn't permanent and the dream world is a little too real. also, most importantly, cats can talk! and there are tons of them! and tigers too

it's got victorian, gothic horror, dark humor, lovecraftian vibes. also it's extremely queer as is everything the dev, failbetter games, makes. something I especially appreciate is that you don't have to give your character any particular gender (though you can) and some of the little avatars are very gender neutral:

since it's free to play it comes with the normal things that type of game has such as real money transactions (completely optional and unnecessary for enjoyment (though some of the bonus side stories you can buy are extremely cool)), limited number of actions you can take (max of 20 at a time and refills 1 per 10 minutes). it is definitely grindy too though there's so many things to do (cannot emphasize the insane amount of content enough) I will usually just switch things up every so often

it's single player for the most part but you can ask friends to assist you in certain actions and there are some specific items that can be sent to other players

(if you like the setting but not the free to play part you can check out mask of the rose which is a visual novel they just released set right after london fell. it's a romance but with full aro and ace options (which I actually preferred) and a murder mystery. that one is a normal just buy the whole game deal and I think it's on most platforms. there's also sunless seas and sunless skies which take place in the same world but are a very different type of game and would require their own post. all of these have great writing in them)

but back to fallen london. it works based off of 'storylets', or little short stories when you usually do a skill check to accomplish something in return for advancing the story, levelling your skills, and reward items. you unlock more and more things as you go and get access to new stories and areas. here's an example of one of the little activities and its resolution

since it's a game designed to be able to play endlessly there isn't really a way to lose or game over. you can die but dying is just a minigame of its own and sometimes even a thing to do purposefully. (the only actual way to die is the notorious story called seeking mr eaten's name which you may have seen me post about, which is a very unique story that will permanently erase your character at the end. why you'd ever want to do that would also be its own post. it's pretty hard to stumble on accidentally I think and extremely well-marked as a thing with severe consequences that you probably shouldn't do. or should you...)

anyway I'd definitely recommend giving fallen london a try if you're interested in the premise and aesthetic

#fallen london #flmp #mp #asks

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is-this-yuri · 10 months

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not a is ___ yuri? question, but any yuri media recs?

Otherside Picnic is quite possibly the best yuri series currently in existence. It is a matter of taste, as it doesn't contain all the same tropes or even the general vibe of the notable and popular yuris. The characters, in particular the main character are quite frankly weird and won't be everyone's cup of tea, though if you resonate with them you will end up really liking them. It's a heartfelt and authentic story about queerness and how queer love can break social boundaries and be beautiful in a unique way.

The story has themes like that as well as themes about communication, self discovery, trauma, and exploration of fear. It's spooky, trippy, lovecraftian, and sci-fi, and has a lot of humor. The slow burn is very slow, but the interactions between the two main girls and the main character's narration are deeply romantic in unexpected ways.

I would highly reccomend reading the novels, as the narration of the main character is a large part of the enjoyment. As someone who doesn't really read books, the novels were able to capture me and hold my attention. That said, I consider the manga to be a suitable alternative, but it's going to be a very long time until it catches up with the juiciest parts of the novels and you'll be missing a lot if you only read the manga. The anime is enjoyable only if you really love the series, as it's kind of bad overall. I reccomend starting with either the manga or novels, but try the novels if you can.

Otherside Picnic and its author Iori Miyazawa are also the source of the yuri of absense memes and Miyazawan yuri, which are great jokes but also genuinely good concepts that I believe will alter the yuri genre in years to come. Miyazawa is an amazing author whose writing contains depth and intricacy, leading to endless analysis.

The fandom is small but on the whole very wholesome and friendly, and they have good memes and discussions.

Otherside Picnic also has some genuinely spooky horror elements and vivid imagery in the manga including body horror, so readers beware.

Conclusion: Read Otherside Picnic.

#yuri #miyazawan yuri #otherside picnic #asks #i'll never turn down an opportunity to shill otherside picnic #its become a big part of my life and led to me making this blog #yuri recommendation

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sagau-my-beloved · 1 year

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I hope I'm not too late for some more Avian Venti brainrot!

If you'll humor me, here's a brief discussion of bird anatomy: when bird feathers are still developing, they're called pin feathers! They're covered with a protective keratin sheath, which needs to be removed when the feather is fully developed. Birds usually remove the sheath when they "preen", but they need help (either from humans, or from other birds) to remove the sheaths from hard-to-reach places.

Now that we've established some base knowledge, consider: Venti needing help after molting and growing new feathers. He can reach some of them, thanks to having, y'know, hands, but the feathers near the very base of his wings are a problem. It's also a little more difficult to remove them, since birds' beaks are shaped better for the task than our hands.

So if you help him with the process of removing those pin feathers, once they've grown in and are starting to feel uncomfortable-- he'd be over the MOON with gratitude. It's super relaxing, too-- you can have him in your lap, with his back toward you, gently caressing his wings and slowly easing out the itchy little sheaths of keratin. As if he didn't already enjoy having you touch his wings, Venti would be totally blissed out as you take care of him, the tension relieving him with each new feather you help him unfurl.

Never too late, you could come to me 50 years down the line, long after this blog's inevitable end, and I'll rise from the depths like some unholy lovecraftian creature true story

So, really thinking about it, the entire backside of his wings would count as a hard to reach place since they're so big and hands only reach so far, kinda cute to imagine him trying to do it himself though, just reaching as far as humanly possible with a concentrated expression only to lose his balance and have to pull himself back up with a huff

I did look into it a bit more and it seems to be either a yearly or bi-yearly experience depending on the bird, so I imagine he just intensely looks forward to the collection of days you'll indulge him, I wouldn't even put it past him to mark it on a personal calendar (that he mainly dedicates to events relating to you) just to be able to cross off the days till

Just imagining him completely blissed out, only half conscious enough to protest if you even think about moving your hands away, 👌

It'd probably take multiple hours, knowing how big his wings are, so by the end of it he'd be completely and wholly out of it

And I'm 100% sure that you'd be the only one he'd let do it, maybe in the past when he only had some closer friends to help out he'd be more open with who he asked to partake, it's not entirely an 'intimate' act by nature, and attempting to do it all himself would just lead to frustration and possible injury, so he couldn't really afford to be picky

But now that you're here, his incredibly benevolent savior, you're the only living being he'd ever want for any act involving his wings, especially if you've taken any interest in them at all

And of course he's so incredibly grateful, unbelievably greatful that you indulge him so, but all it really does is make him that much more possessive of you

He can't help it that he needs you, both mentally and physically, you provide so much for everyone whose lives you touch so it's difficult to get you all to himself, but he needs you so much more than anyone else, he couldn't imagine living day to day without you and this is just another reminder of that

But now, imagine that exact same scenario with the addictive touch au, I think it might actually kill him, but that's probably the way he'd want to die anyway so—

#genshin impact #genshin venti #venti x reader #sagau #genshin x reader #yandere genshin au #yandere genshin x reader #brainrot #winged characters man #i have a weakness for them and more specifically him

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dimension20npcofalltime · 4 months

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Preliminary Round G

Propaganda under the cut (May contain major spoilers for one or more of the campaigns listed above)

Kalina - She was such a well done villain, incredibly unnerving, and so fascinating in her ties to Riz and Pok. I love her with all my heart.

Barry Nyne - Poor man, killed his family under the control of a brain slug

Em - An iron statue atop the Bethesda Fountain. She guards and protects the waters in and around New York City, a source of neutral divine magic, designed by a woman (has a womans touch), besties with Sofia

Master Ipskix - hes a dirty little freak

Primsy Coldbottle - Love her accent, love that she's both young/innocent and incredibly competent as a leader, love that she's a sassy independent woman, who doesn't need no man, even on the brink of death.

Hallariel Seacaster - A wine mom, an expert swordswoman, she cut a man's eye out of his head and he proposed on the spot. Milf.

Woman in the Moon - moon lady

The Tornado - It was such a great bit, I hope we meet the tornado properly in Junior Year

Justin Fication - Conrads best friend

Cinderella's Mice - The way "We was turned into men" was said with such horror will always like rent free in my head. Love a good existential crisis. Especially one that humorous. It's almost Lovecraftian, the way Brennan portrayed it.

#dimension 20 #dimension20npcofalltime #dimension 20 bracket #dimension 20 tournament #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #the unsleeping city #a crown of candy #acoc #a starstruck odyssey #escape from the bloodkeep #mentopolis #dimension 20 neverafter

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lu-fic-recommendation-of-the-day · 4 months

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By @breannasfluff

Series Summary:

The first time the Chain meets Wild, they run. Pure, animalistic horror has them scrambling into the forest and further back up the road with the only thought of run hide get away get away!

The stranger barely turns around before the road behind him is empty.

20 minutes later, they stand in the middle of the road and argue about why they ran like ninnies.

Series Tags:

Feral Wild

Eldritch

Eldritch Wild

Creepy

Team Dynamics

Team Bonding

Friendship

Humor

Fluff

Hurt/Comfort

Bonding

Canon-Typical Violence

Platonic Cuddling

Body Horror

Lovecraftian

Lovecraftian Monster(s)

Mild Horror

Worldbuilding

Fierce DADity

Self-Esteem Issues

Guardian Fight

Bunny Legend

Adventure

Caves

Fairy Hyrule

Gerudo Town

Gerudo Outfit

Merperson Legend

Flirting (maybe)

Eldritch Malon

Mystery

Sickfic

Word count: 83,646

Finished: No

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the-dust-jacket · 1 year

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Hello. I've already read the Kingston Cycle, Half a Soul and I'm about to finish the Stariel books. Do you have more recommendations? Thank you in advance.

Oh absolutely!

A Matter of Magic, by Patricia C. Wrede (for cross-country Regency romps, rogues, magicians, spies, and Ladies of Quality)

A Marvellous Light, by Freya Marske (for murder and mystery and secret Edwardian wizardry, romance, grand old houses and creepy curses)

Spellbound, by Allie Therin (for forbidden love, found family, and frightening magic in 1920s New York)

Shades of Milk and Honey, by Mary Robinette Kowal (for frothy and impeccably evocative Regency magic)

Sorcerer to the Crown, by Zen Cho (for schemes both magical and mundane and the world of fairy crossing into the world of the tonne)

To Say Nothing of the Dog, by Connie Willis (for laugh-out-loud time travel shenanigans and questionable Victorian aesthetic choices)

Soulless, by Gail Carriger (for vampire assassins, werewolf aristocrats, interrupted tea time, and other terrible inconveniences which may beset a young lady)

A little darker:

The Magpie Lord, by KJ Charles (for semi-secret magical society, creepy family estate, steamy romance all in an Extremely Victorian Gothic setting)

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke (clever and deeply atmospheric tour of a magical 19th century England, but definitely not romance)

Salt Magic, Skin Magic, by Lee Welch (for curses and magical bonds and frightening fairies)

Widdershins, by Jordan L Hawk (for Gilded Age mystery and romance featuring Lovecraftian horror and humor)

More fantasy:

Uprooted, by Naomi Novik (for fairytale magic and whimsy, adventure and romance and creepy trees)

Seducing the Sorcerer, by Lee Welch (for wizard fashion, romance and humor and whimsical magic)

Stardust, by Neil Gaiman (for wild romps in the fairyland next door, alternately humorous and haunting)

More historical:

The Gentle Art of Fortune Hunting by KJ Charles (for saucy Regency romance and determined social scheming)

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons (for dry humor, wacky hijinx, and extended family shenanigans)

Hither Page or The Missing Page by Cat Sebastian (village and manor house mysteries respectively, featuring lots of queer romance and found family with a dash of jaded post-war espionage)

I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith (for yearning and laughs and first love and an eccentric family living in an increasingly run down castle)

A little farther from the brief, but might be worth checking out On Vibes:

The Left Handed Booksellers of London, by Garth Nix

The Chronicles of Chrestomanci, by Diana Wynne Jones

His Majesty's Dragon, by Naomi Novik (more Regency fantasy, but full on Age of Sail adventure rather than comedy of manners, romance, or secret magic)

Among Others, by Jo Walton

Arabella of Mars, by David D. Levine

A Natural History of Dragons, by Marie Brennan

It also sounds like a Georgette Heyer or Jeeves and Wooster binge would be really fun right now!

#ask a bookseller #love that? read this!

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