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HII HII ur writing is perf 4 this idea but you don’t hav 2 do it !! i js thought of u <3 little red riding hood reader & big bad wolf (ko, ghost, price) any cod guy & i think it’s js soo cute !!!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS SO CUTE??? YOU NEVER MISS LOVE!!! And thank you it really means a lot to me that you like my silly writing <33
tw// horror elements and this has like one mention of a 'off-screen' death but no one major
I think I'm gonna go with König for this one?? Bc something about him just screams big bad wolf to me y'know? Also for the sake of this story, König is described like on the pics above, so his lower half is life a literal werewolf.
okay also i'm putting this under the cut because this somehow grew into a whole fic?? My dear @9irly9irl if you see this know that I love you and this was so. freaking. enjoyable to write??? I love this so much??? Also I'm sorry for the horror themes but I'm getting ready for October and the gloomy weather outside made me do this. I hope you still enjoy and PLEASE send me more for this au!!
Big bad wolf König who is on the prowl for some time now, he's on a hunt for you, the sweet girl who lives alone with her mother on the edge of the dark forest your good old momma always tells you to stay away from and for good reason. The townsfolk from the villages around whisper in fear and dread about a monster lurking in the woods, half man-half wolf with an insatiable taste for blood; they call the beast König, the undisputed King.
And honestly? König likes that rep. It means less annoying pests wandering around his territory safe for a groups of young guys from time to time who think they have the balls to try and 'kill the beast' but they are dealt with...pretty quickly.
But no, König has his glowing eyes set on something more...Exquisite. On something soft and pliable, sweet smelling and so so pretty. Namely on you. The werewolf guesses he has to be thanking his lucky starts or whatever bullshit that while sniffing around your cottage he overheard your mother talking about going out into the forest to bring her sickly mother, your grandma, a basket full of food and some other supplies and being the sweet little thing that you are, you of course cried and volunteered to go yourself, that your mother is already older and that you will make quick work of it.
König swears that day that his blood never rushed downward to his dick so fast. You, soft little you, all alone in his forest? His territory?? It's like you're begging to get taken and mated! The trek from your cottage to your grandma's home would take you about 2-3 days as she lives deep in the woods, the perfect timing for him to reveal himself and take you away for himself into his den in the darkest parts of the forest where you will have the perfect life with him! No more worrying about food or warmth during the cold, dreary winter months, he is more than a capable provider for his future mate, not to mention your future litter of happy yipping pups you will birth for him! It's a perfect plan!
And so he waits. And waits. And waits until the day you finally leave with your cute basket in tow and a tearful goodbye with your mommy dear that you will return as soon as possible. Yea, sure sweetheart.
I think he'd reveal himself by the time it's getting nighttime, when the sun sets, the air is getting cold and a ominous darkness sets over the forest where your trembling body sits in a makeshift nest made of a blanket and a thick animal pelt under a old, big tree. Everything seems so loud, the cries of nocturnal animals sound much more bleak and unnerving, not to mention the weird, chilling feeling of...something following you. Like there were a pair of eyes trained on you since a few weeks ago but you never mentioned this to your poor mother as you didn't want to worry her, but the feeling only amplified ever since you left your home and went on a trip to your grandmother.
You couldn't help the loud yelp you let out when suddenly a pair of glowing golden eyes appeared in the small clearing around the tree; a pair of glowing, unblinking orbs that seemed to be suspended in the air in the surrounding darkness, the weak fireplace you managed to make doing basically nothing to light up the area and your poor little heart started to beat like crazy when you noticed the eyes moving forward, closer and closer to you until the light finally caught what was moving towards you...or more like who.
It was an enormous man, easily over 7ft tall, his broad, bulky shoulders moving as he stood from the position he was in to his full height and those ominous glowing eyes still were unblinking as they stared at you like you were just some lamb and...you probably were.
The one thing that somehow stood out the most, even amidst literally everything else unnatural about this man, were a pair of ear on top of his head, which only now you noticed was covered in some sort of tattered old hood with holes for the eyes and ears, and a huge fluffy tail which was wagging faster anytime you seemed to look the man over, but what really brought it all together was his lower half...it-it was all fur. His legs were that of some bipedal wolf and in that moment a silent scream tried to make its way out of your throat; it was König, the brutal and unforgiving beast that resided in the surrounding forests, the one that people tell horror stories about around campfire and...he was here. He was here before you to tear you apart and leave nothing behind, not even bones.
Tears were streaming down your face, a look of utter defeat on it because after all, what more could you do? You can't possibly fight him, you can't outrun him, hiding is out of the picture too...You were ready to feel the unimaginable pain of those jaws locking themselves on your throat and draining you of your life but the you felt...warmth? A slick, warm feeling on your cheek and when you opened your eyes a bit you saw what it was. It was König, or more like his long tongue licking away at your cheek in an almost comforting matter, his wide unblinking eyes still trained on you though his pupils seemed to grow in size, now taking over most of the glowing yellow and when he deemed you to be clean of your tears, a large crooked nose with a scar running across it nudged into your cheek and took a deep sniff to get your scent. A stray thought ran through your mind when you took a closer look at his uncovered face and noticed another huge scar across his face and a few smaller ones, who or what in their right mind got close enough to inflict such wounds on someone like König?
When you stayed still and just stared at him wide eyed and out of breath König let out a deep growl like purr of content; he could hear your small aborted breaths still coming out quick and your heart fluttering in your chest like a small erratic bird but he could see that you were a tiny bit calmer now and not on the brink of hysterics like a few seconds before. He couldn't help but grin in delight, a nasty, wide thing that revealed rows of sharp teeth. He finally had you. He had you exactly where he wanted and now you were his. Well not completely yet, you two would need to mate first but still, everyone had to start somewhere right? For now he had you calmed down even for a bit, showed you that he wasn't a threat to you and wasn't going to hurt you. It was still only the night of the first day of your travels and he will offer to guide you, he couldn't possibly allow such a cute young lady to just wander around the deep dark forest all alone, right?
Of course he won't mention it that he will be herding you away from the path and instead guide you deeper and deeper into the heart of the woods where his den in. He won't mention it that he will be making very obvious and insistent advances at you, insisting on staying close at all times and wrapping his huge body around you at night for warmth, nosing and nudging at you to cover you in his scent and maybe make you a little bit hot under that deliciously low neckline of the dress that you're wearing, the cape in a lovely shade of red acting like a blanket to shield you away when König is nosing at your neck and bosom, greedy for all the tiny, shy, flustered noises you make, greedy for making you all hot and ready for him.
And of course he certainly won't mention to you about your poor old granny's corpse, rotting for weeks already in her old, decaying house where she died of some illness or old age. No, no, your new life is here, with him. Forever.
#kin speaks#asks#interactions#cod mw x reader#cod x reader#hybrid au#werewolf!könig#red riding hood au#könig x reader#könig#konig x reader
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JUST A BANTER...
pairing: mick schumacher x reader
summary: they're a romantic couple, but a key to a good relationship is a couple of banter, right?
face claim: elle fanning
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mickschumacher week with the lady (and tessa too)
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estebanocon replying to yourusername story!
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Hello love may i request the sending them lingerie pics but with gun, goo, samuel and Jake?
SNEAK PEEK!
Pairing: gun, goo, Samuel, jake x f! Reader
Warning: sexual theme, doggy style mentioned, mating press!
A/n : it’s finished finally omg.
★ GUN PARK / PARK JONGGUN
Sending this man nudes wasn’t an weird thing at all, considering how much you guys fucked and how dirty you two were together he didn’t blush at the sight of your pictures but when you sent him a black lace set lingerie with his favorite material he couldn’t help but grip his steering wheel wishing he was done driving crystal around.
Finally when he’s off the clock he immediately raced back home to his beloved sinner <3
Watching gun slam the door open and immediately go towards you taking off his blazer he grabs you up and lifts you attaching his lips to yours, and you both propped onto the he couch.
“Show me that set, I wanna see it up close.”
Lifting up your shirt teasingly making him pout jokingly you hurried up revealing the top then strip teasing him while lowering your shorts slowly until he got tired and huffed tugging them down faster and then whistling.
“Do a twirl for me baby, I wanna see the back to..”
But when you twirl he immediately slaps your ass causing you to yelp and he chuckles dragging you down onto his lap when he attaches his lips again but onto to your neck making you shift against his hard on making him groan.
“You look so pretty f’me beauty, now I wanna see it all messed up,”
And with that he sneaks his fingers down your laced underwear and latches onto your neck while you let out noises he loved.
You were worth dropping Crystal off without meeting the chairman. <3
★GOO KIM / KIM JONGOO
oh god this man, this man LOVES nude pictures I’m even sure he would jerk off to them privately while cursing and moaning your name beautifully and whining like a damn baby
He’s filthy , but when you send him a lingerie picture with his favorite color that he told you to get earlier he immediately got off a broken and defeated gang member he just beat up and his eyes beamed reflecting them on his glasses . Stepping over the injured men he skipped to his car saying: my baby is waiting at home, I’ll deal with you all later
“Darling! Where are you? Let me see ya in the set! Don’t be a tease come on out-“
And there you were standing and losing hands on your hips and eyes batting at him, he couldn’t help the smirk grow on his face and he could just cum right there and then if it weren’t for his tight pants holding back the monster wanting to be released.
“Do you like it, goo?”
“Like it? I love it! It matches you perfectly I know I made the right choice telling you to get it why don’t you listen to me first!”
“Just come over here and fuck me moron.”
“Yes ma’am!”
While walking towards you you could swear a flashing light just beamed in his eyes and he throws his glasses away immediately pouncing on you causing a small yell to leave your throat , at the same night you left real ones leave your mouth <3
★ SAMUEL SEO / SEO SEONGEUN
Samuel loves you a lot, your voice your laugh your taking your looks…your nudes. And ofc lingerie pictures , when he’s fighting he knows you’ll send him one but what he didn’t ex left is you to send one while he’s in a meeting with Eugene and the rest..
A small ping caused everyone to turn to Samuel, ‘didn’t I turn off my phone?’ He asked his self pulling his phone from his pocket and when he clicked on your notification immediately taking him to your picture he didn’t notice ryuhei behind him and heard a small uh noise turning to ryuhei he glared making the blondie swear he only liked Mitsuki.. he cursed at you but at the same time he loved it the fact that ryuhei knows your his and just how lucky he is. He couldn’t wait to come back home
“I swear I only have eyes for Mitsuki! She’s all yours I promise-“
“Get out of my face and don’t even look at my phone again without permission.”
Samuel sighed once ryuhei left and the meeting was over, he walked towards the exit to take a small smoking break he called your number and waited after 3 buzzes to pass until you picked up.
“Hey Sammy, liked the picture?”
“Not only I, but a co worker to, now he’s seen lucky bastard..don’t do that again without a warning.”
“Didn’t you like it?” “ I did , but next time-“
“Fine I got it I learned my lesson! When are you done with work?”
“I’ll call you when, and it seems like I gotta teach you another lesson when I come back home.. your in for it.”
“What-“
Before you could protest Samuel hung up leaning his head against the wall he was already imagining you crying on his cock, sucking on it gagging and his hand pushing your head down further while your pathetic eyes looked back up for mercy only to be met with his evil dark ones, how you’d bounce your ass back on him and back arched moaning for more and how you-
“Samuel, Eugene said you’d drive us to the location.”
Fuck, Eli jang. He hated how whenever he’d have these thinking moments of you someone always interrupts. He was holding his self back from slamming Eli into the wall but instead just groaned and walked towards the car with both Eli and Warren following suit.
Guess he’d recreate those scenarios at home for your ‘ lesson’ <3
★ JAKE KIM / GIMYEONG KIM
ah the leader of big deal , fearless and powerful sweet and caring , perverted and mean when he’s balls deep inside you. Your pathetic cries and protests all get silenced when he pushes his lips aggressively against yours and just keeps pounding away
Why? Since you thought sending him a lingerie picture while he was busy trying to fill in papers to get sinu back, since he hadn’t been giving you attention and you decided to act bratty. Now facing the consequences once he slammed the door open.
“you say I’m not giving you attention? Have you gotten lonely my love, my apologies I’ll make up for it now.”
Jake Kim now pushing you further into the bed and legs dangling on his shoulders all while he held the back of your thighs to push into your chest almost near your ears .
“H-hah’ your mean! Stupid…fuhk!!-“
“That’s not nice , you say that but your gripping on to me for dear life look.”
Jake pulls out slowly making you gasp and look up at him with desperate eyes for him to push back into your soaking hole that was clenching around air desperate for friction. Anything, now rubbing back against the tip of his cock whining and he just keeps pulling away holding you in place by your thighs.
“Aht aht aht, didn’t you say I’m stupid? I guess I’ll keep my stupid disease away from you.”
“No! Put it back in…please Jake I’m sorry, I want more don’t pull out fuck!”
“Ask nicely and I might.”
“Fucking put it into me, please moron!”
“It was worth a shot.”
Guess he had to fuck the bratiness out of you, looks like a long night ahead. <3
★ ok byeeeeeeee
#gun lookism smut#lookism gun#gun lookism#park jongun#goo lookism smut#lookism goo#goo lookism#kim jongoo#Samuel lookism smut#lookism samuel#samuel seo#Jake Kim lookism smut#Jake lookism smut#jake kim lookism#lookism jake kim#I’m so tired#samii 🐈⬛
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Helloooo
Could you do a thing of like how you found out skz was ticklish for the first time🤭
Only if you want to ofc, tyyy💖
but ofcccc~
what a cute idea! i. am. in. love!!
i hope i did this justice and again i apologize for these wait times <33
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How You Find Out They’re Ticklish!
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Bang Chan:
i feel like w chan you were curious
like his love language is 1000000% physical touch
he's touching his members all the time, and he's touching you all. the. time.
back hugs, forehead kisses, hand holding, playing with your hair
he's usually making physical contact with you whenever the two of you are together
because sometimes you don't get to be together so he's gotta savor what he can get
on to my point
he pokes you a lot and he's kind of a lowkey tickle monster
and one day! you're fed up!
like why should he be tickling you all the time hm?
time to try it out for yourself
when he's in one of his goofy/fun moods and he's poking at you, you decide to poke him back
he freezes, not expecting this turn of events
that's all the info you need fr
while he's buffering, you get in all the tickles you can
this becomes a frequent occurence, and you pretty much tickle him whenever you can
it's not your fault though!
channie's giggles are heaven, and you're so glad you can hear them whenever you want <3
Lee Know:
this one happened as a total accident
i think minho wouldn't be too big on affection until y'all were a little more comfortable with each other, and then that's when he'd want to be more touchy
his affection is quiet, like a soft hug or kiss on your forehead
it's way sweeter than he realizes, honestly, and it makes you wanna give him affection back
picture this
cuddling on the couch, you nestled into his side while his hand strokes your hair
it's quiet and you're just enjoying each other's company
you begin to absentmindedly rub his tummy, lost in the nice feeling of his hand in your hair
almost immediately, you feel him tense up and pull away from you gently
you're about to apologize until you see that his ears are red and he's biting his lips
"are you ticklish here?" you whisper, hand ghosting over the same spot.
"no, you're insan- AHH!" and he's lost in a fit of giggles
the lying does not work out for him this time but he just lets it happen because he's tired
you won't get this lucky again, so use your time wisely!
Changbin:
with changbin, it was inevitable
you are obsessed with him, of course you wanna feel him up ;)
when you discover his weakness, the two of you are at the gym together
you both had just finished up and were helping each other stretch out to avoid soreness
he is so gentle with you, stretching your muscles just enough to feel good but not enough to hurt
in turn, you help work out the tension in his shoulders
he gets really giddy when you do this actually, it's adorable
post work out mirror pics are a MUST
you best trust that binnie will work those angles for you!
he's flexing in the mirror when your eyes are drawn to his pecs
he just looks so good and you decide you need to touch him
back hug? nope.
biddie attack!
your hands snake around him from behind and squeeze his pecs
changbin screams and clamps his arms down to try and fight your hands off while letting out his signature giggles
he even ends up on the floor while trying to get away from you lmao
waste no time in getting your tickles in!
you're just giving him just one more small core workout! thats all!
Hyunjin:
it really did not take that long for you to discover hyun is ticklish
like c'mon, he is so dramatic
(yelps like a dog before you even touch him sometimes smh)
it definitely happened on one of your first dates
it's a cute memory just because it was so awkward
there was a small art pop up he wanted to go see and he asked you to go with him
ofc you said yes <3
you showed up looking cute, and that made hyunjin kind of shy and hyper aware of himself
so he was jumpy
the
entire
time.
you almost didn't think about it when he jumped and let out a small squeak from your hand grazing his side lightly
almost.
deciding to test your theory, you wrapped and arm around his waist in what seemed to be an innocent side hug, but was really something much more sinister
that much was obvious when you dug your fingers into his flesh and he let out a loud squawk, confirming that he was in fact incredibly ticklish
you giggled and apologized, hugging him close right after
hyunjin almost wondered if you didn't mean to- was his secret safe still?
the answer to that was a resounding "no!" when he dropped you off at home and you gave him some goodbye tickles 😜
Han:
okay but han also has the tendency to be dramatic
like why are you screaming? calm down??
he's just goofy and when you first found out he was ticklish, it actually wasn't even the first time you had accidentally tickled him
picture this:
ultimate mario kart smack down with the rest of his members and you're playing dirty
like you weren't even trying to win, you were just trying to beat han in the most defeating way possible
it didn't matter if you came in second to last, as long as he was last
han was pretty good at mario kart too, so that made things significantly harder
at first, you just tried to sabotage him every chance you got
unfortunately that only worked for so long before he was climbing the ranks once again
next you tried to distract him by leaning your body into his, getting in his line of sight, and just all in all being super annoying
han was locked in, your plan did nothing
finally, you pulled out the big guns and tasered his side
han screamed, dropping his controller and grasping his side like you hurt him
immediately you felt bad and started apologizing, but minho waved you off
"don't worry, he's fine. just ticklish."
oh?
safe to say you used that to your advantage and han did, in fact, come in last <3
Felix:
felix is your sweetie
i just love him so much
he likes to bake for you as a surprise, just whenever he feels like you deserve it
which is a lot of the time bc he loves you so much
one afternoon after you had finished a giant assignment for your midterms, he came over to celebrate
by "celebrate", i mean y'all just took a nap together
but really that sounds like heaven so i digress
when you woke up, you were alone and suddenly sad, so you went to find him
ofc, felix was in the kitchen making you some celebratory cookies!!
your heart melted
he beamed at you when you entered the kitchen, cooing at you and calling you cute
you flushed and he wrapped you up in a tight embrace, swaying you back and forth
i'm literally gonna die i love him so much
as you hugged him back, your fingers inadvertently dug into his sides and suddenly he was giggling and squirming in your hold
you laughed at his reaction, nuzzling into his chest as you kept up your tickling
to his credit, felix never pushed you away or told you to stop, he just stood there and took it like a man (a very ticklish man)
he's the besttttt
Seungmin:
i feel like he provoked you
i'm sorry, but seungmin really is just naughty sometimes
like "bad dog!" yk?
he was being lowkey mean all day and you were actually fed up
the last straw was when he refused your affection for the millionth time in one night, and it actually made you so mad you were close to tears
you stormed off to your bedroom, telling him to leave you alone for a while
(idk why i like these sorts of situations with seungmin but i do)
he felt guilty and followed after you soon after, finding you stewing in your anger on the bed
wordlessly, he sat beside you
imagine a guilty puppy staring at you, begging for forgiveness
you huffed at him and turned away, but that didn't stop him
seungmin crawled onto the bed and tackled you with a hug, murmuring that he was sorry in your ear
you groaned loudly, pushing at him as he laid on top of you, calling him annoying and insisting that you were mad at him
ofc, he did not let you go! time to pull out the big guns
you reached down and grasped his hips, squeezing at them quickly
seungmin cried out, peals of laughter leaving him at this unexpected attack
he tried to roll off of you to get away, but you just followed him to get him back for being so mean :)
I.N:
because innie doesn't like touching, i think it took awhile before he allowed you to touch him enough times to find out he's ticklish
but when you do, he can't keep his secret any longer lol
he had come to your apartment for a impromptu date night after practice
it was super casual, like a sweatpants, snacks, and a movie kinda night
but you could tell something was bugging him
jeongin kept shifting and sitting in different positions and he seemed to be in pain
you asked what was wrong and insisted he tell you, which he finally did and explained that his feet were hurting from dancing
shyly, you offered to rub them for him and told him that something similar used to happen to your mom after work
he was just as shy as you about the offer, but eventually set his feet in your lap
you got to work, rubbing out all the tension you felt in his feet, and by the end of it, he was feeling better
he gave you a big smile and thanked you genuinely
he's so cute- anywayyy
before he could move his feet, your hand accidentally brushed one of his soles as you reached down to pull your blanket closer
jeongin nearly kneed you in the jaw with how hard he jerked, a scream jumping from his throat
luckily, you were fast and held his leg down when he freaked out, smiling at him mischievously as you teasingly ran your nails down his soles again
he nearly saw god from how bad that tickled
yeahhhh if his feet started hurting again, it definitely wasn't from dancing hahaaaa
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MONSTER MANIA CON POST!!
This weekend was an absolute dream come true! Everything I had hoped and dreamed for my very first convention. And I'm incredibly grateful that I got to be there with @ghoulgeousimmaculate @bloodsuckingfiends & @silvermaplealder (and his friend Jess). Everyone was so kind and fun to be around. I'll give the rundown of who I met in this post and I'll add another post later on with more pictures!
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The first day Ghoulie and I checked in early and got all dolled up to meet Alex Winter first. I got both an autograph and a photo op with him. He seemed a little tired/out of it and I assume that's because he JUST got back from the U.K. and went straight to the convention. His photo op was super quick and I was only able to pose next to him, not with him.
But still, he was super cool and was very happy when I told him how I introduced my fiancé to the Bill & Ted trilogy. I also showed him an art commission I requested of Ricky Coogan! He was a nice dude overall 😄
The second day Maple and I dressed up as David and Michael! I even got the honor of doing his makeup to make the cosplay extra authentic. He gave me some of his amazing, homemade stickers as a "thank you"! He was hands down the best looking David cosplayer in the whole convention.
I got to get an autograph from Heather Langenkamp before doing a selfie with her. I was the last one to see her before she left for photo ops. She was an absolute delight! I talked about listening to her episode on the Dead Meat podcast and we had a bonding moment over that. When I posed with her, I did a peace sign and she copied the pose.
Then she said "that's such a coincidence because I wear THIS every day!" and she pulled out a necklace with a peace sign charm. She was just so delightful 😊
Billy was an absolute dream. He has the most warm, caring look in his eyes and was very interested when I talked about how The Lost Boys got me back into writing. I was getting a little emotional, and I could tell he was on standby if I needed some help.
I had a photo op with him later, but I paid an extra $10 for a selfie with him. My hand was trembling from my nervousness and he was kind enough to hold it steady so I could take the picture. He made sure I was comfortable the whole time I interacted with him. 🥰
Also, I picked out a picture of Paul and Dwayne to be signed as a way to honor Brooke. When Billy saw it he said "awww I love this pic! 🥺" I was fighting tears ngl.
Kiefer was an incredible guy!! I decided just to do a photo op and not an autograph because people were lining up at 3 IN THE DAMN MORNING and I wasn't about to do that lol. He loved the outfits that Ghoulie and Maple wore, and it was such a delight seeing his smile. He was so kind with me. Very welcoming and didn't hesitate to shake my hand or wrap an arm around me for our picture! I think he was still is a great mood after seeing Maples perfect cosplay lol
The last celeb I met was Jason, and I gotta say, I think he was my favorite. Jordyn wasn't exaggerating when she said he was so nice. He was by far the kindest person I met at the whole convention (and that's saying something considering everyone was a delight to meet). I felt like he truly cared about meeting every single fan and was genuinely listening with interest when I told him the story of how @michael-after-hours got his name from Michael Emerson.
When I tell you his face LIT UP when he saw my cosplay. He was so overjoyed and it made me even happier to be dressed as Michael. The joyful energy was just so infectious. 🥰
I'm so incredibly lucky to have met all of these wonderful icons in horror. They truly did care about their fans and made the whole experience extra special. I would do it all again in a heartbeat if I could.
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TAG LIST
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stranger things headcanons because i said so (fruity four + billy)
basically them in my dr
steve harrington
does restaurant challenges unironically. like he has to eat a big wet daddy burger in an hour just for a plaque on the wall and a pic with the owner smh
calls his car babygirl
modern au where he texts the girl he likes at 1:11, 2:22, etc just to get her hopes up
loves madonna. you can't tell me otherwise
he does yoga. and if you catch him he'll threaten your life
calls his house 'the love shack'
if you were just becoming friends with him he would listen to your music or do your hobbies with you just to make you happy
would totally rock out to stacy's mom
he gives off lactose intolerant vibes. i do not make the rules.
would definitely have playlists called "alt songs that make you drink monster" or "sad vibes" or "coronavirus got me like"
would've fucking KILLED on grindr
would love twilight. he's on team jacob
laughs at minion memes
robin buckley
the literal queen of your mom jokes
she would totally say "who up wonking they willy rn"
would work at spencer's
she had a ton of hamsters that died the most traumatic deaths when she was a kid and they're all buried in her backyard
loooves poop and fart jokes
she still sleeps with the same stuffed bear she had when she was little (and we are NOT judging)
says "oh my goodness gracious" at the funniest possible times
would literally FUCK at rainbow loom
her childhood room was purple and steve picks on her for it
cannot use chopsticks to save her life
one time steve made her mad so she literally WENT OFF THE GRID and he didn't see her for a whole week and he was freaking the fuck out
was a bug girl. worms? fuck yeah. roly polys? best buds. what the fuck is that thing? it has a terrarium now.
literally is the most caring person on the planet. she's always worrying about you and what you're feeling and what you're doing
only eats the marshmallows out of lucky charms
is scared of bees
billy hargrove
he bakes. he bakes cookies, cupcakes, you name it. if you ever catch him he's FORCING you to taste whatever he's making
an AVID reader. he's got books all over his room, stolen library books in the glove box of his car, and he's reading the hawkins post every morning no matter what
his mom taught him how to sew. lets say after a mishap with the whole 'different dimension' thing, you're bummed cause you got a hole in your favorite shirt. billy would be like "i can fix it for you" and you're like "what??" but he just gets mad and goes "just give me the fucking shirt" and then the next day he's bringing it to you good as new
hates cooked carrots
can fall asleep anywhere. couch, car, at a party, you name it. he will find a spot to fall asleep
he was actually very interested in supernatural stuff when he was younger. and then when max started telling him about everything billy was like "wait. i read this about... blah blah blah" and max is just so surprised
he can totally make a mean cocktail. you want a pina colada? whipped up in seconds. craving a margarita? he's got the salt ready. feeling like an old fashioned? liquor's already in front of him.
he never wears sunscreen. not a single spf anywhere on his body.
calls girls broads and you can NOT tell me otherwise
totally thinks metallica was at its best in their thrash era. sorry bud i'd hate to break it to you
hates the fourth of july cause of y'know.
i feel like he would totally get into dog rescue after he leaves hawkins.
would totally kick ass at mario kart. like he's THE BEST and he always chooses bowser
would totally bash you for your music taste if it was different than his. "what the hell is a beatle?" "mick jagger is not hot." "queen? aren't they gay?" "zeppelin? who taught you that?"
a literal GOD at making mac n' cheese
nancy wheeler
so so so stubborn it's actually annoying.
call her 'einstein' and you're six feet under the floorboards
the tom cruise poster in her room has stared her in the face ever since robin commented on it
nancy's actually amazing at rollerskating. like even mike was surprised because when did she get good at that?
she has nightmares about what happened to barb multiple times a week :(
please know that if you're really close to her she would kill someone for you. no hesitation.
she's super literal? like when someone asks a hypothetical question she's like "when would this happen? why w-" and then immediately get cut off
has a tonnn of notebooks/journals just filled with random stuff like doodles, school notes, reminders, and little ramblings
has plants named after each of her friends and when something's wrong with one of the plants, there's always something wrong with the friend.
is a feminist (slay)
she saves every birthday card given to her and keeps them in a box in her closet
she's a morning person. up and at 'em before 9 every morning and it pisses the gang off when they all sleep in the wheeler's basement. "nancyyyyy..... close the curtains i beg of you..." "it's such a beautiful day, don't you think?"
she's actually amazing at shoplifting.
eddie munson
is allergic to peanuts
when i tell you this man is spontaneous... think 100x more. he'll pull up to your house at 11pm and declare that he planned a road trip while sitting in detention earlier that day and that you're going with him. "eddie what are you doing here? it's so late." "we're going to ohio. we're gonna stop in columbus for like five minutes and drive back." "what the hell."
has cried to sweet child o' mine and will keep that fact to his grave
owns multiple pairs of boxers with superhero logos on them.
definitely has 10 in 1 shampoo that he uses for everything.
ate dirt as a child
if you ever smoke pot with him, just expect him to say the weirdest shit while he's doing whatever. "do you think steve is thinking about me right now?" "yoooooo...... uh.... yo..... um...... i forgot....." "i want to get a cat." "shut up eddie."
he's just,,,, so oblivious,,,,, to sarcasm, flirting, jokes, etc
has ADHD, no doubt about it.
just like billy, he'll bash you on your music taste no matter what. even if you like the same music as him. "that's your favorite tool song? god, you could do way better than that." "c'mon, you know that dio sang better than ozzy." "munson, you're lying straight through your teeth and you know it."
will make you friendship bracelets and you KNOW you're wearing them till you die.
modern au where you're facetiming him and he takes SO MANY facetime pics of you and sometimes makes them his lockscreen. he thinks he's THE SHIT for that.
he giggles. a total giggler.
he flicks dustin in the head all the time.
#can you tell billys my fav#stranger things imagine#stranger things hc#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#fruity four#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#robin buckley#robin buckley x reader#billy hargrove#billy hargrove x reader#stranger things season four#stranger things#steve harrington hc#robin buckley hc#nancy wheeler#nancy wheeler x reader#nancy wheeler headcanons#billy hargrove hc#eddie munson hc
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OC-Tober Day 5: Relationships
A day late and I wanted to do my other collab children with Vafalls, but this was already crowding too many characters into one pic and there are so many AUs there, as tends to happen with characters you've had for over a decade. So here are my collab children with @carolmaclaine.
Transcript and details under cut!
Isidore:
to Cassis: You make me feel alive again. (He's super gushy about Cassis. He will wax poetic for days. He hates everything about himself but Cassis loving him is a constant surprise and a reason to keep on...living? He doesn't know if he should call it that)
to Viorica: She's nice, but her taste in men... yuck. (He likes Viorica fine enough, but the fact that she's attracted to Johann, one of his least favorite people, makes him respect her a little less)
to Eloise: Younger sister, my ride-or-die. (Due to the lack of parental affection in their childhood, they're very close. Around the time he was banned from the lavish balls his father would throw, she'd take breaks and sneak him petit fours and wine so she could commiserate with him. Also distract her father and guards while he would go shag some knights.)
to Marcel: Younger brother. We aren't that close. (Sadly... they're not. There's nearly a 20 year age gap between them, but he harbors no ill feelings towards the guy.)
to Johann: I'm gonna get your brother pregnant. (He likes to mess with Johann. Given that Johann was sort of his boss when he was resurrected and tried to arrest Cassis and have him stolen back and constantly referred to Isidore as a monster/freak/thing, Isidore does not have much warm feelings towards him.)
Cassis:
to Isidore: Aww! I love you too! (He's not entirely sure how to deal with Isidore's self-depreciation, but he really loves the guy and he feels lucky to have him in his life. He wants to help him out as best as he can.)
to Viorica: Former student! So proud of her! (Viorica wasn't particularly interested in the subjects he was teaching, but took one of his classes on a whim. The two developed a friendship, and she was there to patch up his hand when he blew it off.)
to Tisane: Little guy! (He's a little guy)
to Eloise: Sister-in-law? She's so nice. :) (Nothing particularly interesting here! They're both sweeties haha)
to Marcel: Nerdy little nephew, aww... (Even though Marcel is technically his brother-in-law, the large age difference makes him seem more like a nephew. Marcel is interested in academia, and he likes talking to Cassis about magical studies.)
to Johann: Older Brother! So cool! (Despite everything his brother has done, he still loves him. They were close in their childhoods, and he has always respected and looked up to him.
Viorica:
to Isidore: I'm glad Cassis found somebody. (Cassis had... quite a reputation of getting dumped a lot when he was a professor. She thinks Isidore's a good fit for him, even if he can be a bit of pain in the ass.)
to Cassis: Former Professor, I owe him a lot. (Cassis being openly queer helped her to realize she was trans, which is what helped them become friends.)
to Tisane: My son! (Tisane cannot be released back in to the wild due to the fact that he is practically toothless. Viorica loves him and he loves her u v u)
to Eloise: Great friend! (On account of being the Only Women Here, she likes to hang out with Eloise to get away from the dudes. Sometimes she feels a little embarrassed with how much Elle spoils her, but that's how she shows her love...)
to Johann: Be kinder to yourself. (A big reason for their relationship is that Johann has neglected his well-being after an injury that ruined his knight career, which she helped him take care of and recover. He still beats himself up for not being as strong as he used to be, but this is the only Johann he's ever met, and she loves him regardless!)
Eloise:
to Isidore: I know your murder was an inside job and I will avenge you. (She was... really shaken up by his murder. Finding out that he wasn't as dead as previously discovered was great, but his his memory being a little shoddy her revenge had to wait. Still, he's incredibly important to her, and she's glad he's back in her life.)
to Cassis: My brother is lucky to have you! (She loves this guy! And she's glad that Isidore finally has the opportunity to be openly in love with a man.)
to Viorica: Bestie! (As said earlier, they like to hang out! She spoils Viorica, who is used to roughing it up in the wilderness, with nice clothes and nights on the town and spa days. Vi gets a little overwhelmed with this, but she never had much of an opportunity to wear fancy dresses before...)
to Tisane: Cute!!! (Viorica will bring him over for girls nights and after a few glasses of wine they usually end up dressing him in cute outfits. He does not like this, but he allows them...)
to Marcel: Protective. (After Isidore's murder, she's been pretty protective over him. Understandably so!)
to Johann: He's nicer than he looks. (Johann was a frequent hire for her father's parties. She spoke to him while his facial scars were pretty new, and they struck a friendship. She thinks it's a funny coincidence that their brothers are dating.)
Johann:
to Isidore: YOU WILL NOT [impregnate my brother]. (VIORICA TOLD HIM THAT THIS WAS NOT MEDICALLY POSSIBLE!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!! Their relationship is strained thanks to all of their former church baggage, and also the fact that Johann is a Good Fantasy Catholic Boy and Isidore is so relentlessly horny for his brother that it makes him really uncomfortable.)
to Cassis: You forgive me too easily. (He really does. Johann doesn't like how quickly Cassis has forgiven him for being a shitty brother, to the point where he's happy that Isidore is at least a bit abrasive. Also, he doesn't think Cassis should emphasize how much older he is;;; there's only a six month difference between them!)
to Viorica: I don't deserve you. (He's never been in a serious relationship before, so Viorica's presence in his life has been life-changing. He loves her, and he feels so lucky to have someone as smart and patient as her helping him out.)
to Tisane: Quit biting holes into my socks. (He will not. Tisane is a menace.)
to Eloise: A good friend with a terrible brother (not Marcel). (As stated earlier, Eloise would talk with him during parties, something he was not used to but thankful for. He didn't know Isidore at the time, thanks to his usual banning from the party floor, but he was horrified to learn that such a kind lady has such a menace for a brother.
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Ni Bu Pei
Here we have the famous "You're not worthy!" scene from Episode 27. Every time I finish watching this scene, I just end up shaking my head and muttering, "this is such a good show" over and over again. This happens with many scenes throughout Word of Honor, but this is definitely one of the ones at the top.
Here's the clip from Episode 27 that inspired this fig:
Sorry these have no subtitles. That is way beyond my rudimentary video clipping ability. I have to say that watching it without understanding the words (except of what I have memorized, of course!) is still enjoyable since I can really focus on their faces and their acting.
Of course, whenever I clip anything from the show, I end up losing time since I'm forced (forced, I tell you!) to re-watch the entire episode. These posts would go a lot faster if I simply made the video clip! But what can I do...this scene is so good, it makes me want to watch everything else in the episode.
I got these figures a long time ago, but it wasn't until the box had arrived at my house that I realized the Ye Baiyi standee was missing. I tore the rest of the box apart looking for it, but no luck. This set really needs the standee!
I talked to the seller, and even though it had been much longer than the standard after-service period, they were kind enough to go ahead and forward me the standee.
I would really, really love figs of the rest of the characters in the show - how great would it be to have Chengling, Gu Xiang, Cao Weining, and Ye Baiyi? But none of them exist. I feel lucky I have Ye Baiyi here in standee form and Chengling in standee form as well (from the previous New Year Wenzhou figs in this series).
Here's a close up of the boytoy old monster Sword Saint Immortal himself.
You can see their relative sizes here. Ignore the line going through Ye Baiyi's face, that is just a reflection from the window!
Alright, thanks Ye Baiyi, we're going to just our two heroes wanderers right now!
Like the other figures in this series, these are all slightly less chibi and a little more "grown up". But only just! They're still very small and cute.
Lao Wen's purple cape and A-Xu's puddle of robes do a great job of keeping these figs completely stable and steady. This will be one of the few sets I don't put on fig stands.
Nice detailing on the hair here. Lao Wen's hairpin is a spectacularly long one. Some hairpins escape the shipping process undamaged while others snap right off - it all depends on how well that polystyrene cut out is designed and how securely they're squeezed into it.
A-Xu's studded hairband seems to be missing a metal stud! Well, I mean, you did see how hard Ye Baiyi hit him, right?
I'm really tempted to paint the missing stud in his hairband. I didn't really notice it before, but now that I'm looking at these up close pics, it just jumps out at me!
Did you notice how the blood splotch on Lao Wen's face is in the shape of a heart? Not to, err, romanticize battle wounds, but now I can't unsee it! If you've been reading this blog, you know I love battle-damaged figs anyway. And aww, the tears welling up in his eyes.
These expressions are gold. We have A-Xu looking fierce and protective, and Lao Wen looking emotionally overwrought, and the both of them are just as cute as can be. Lao Wen has of course sustained the worst of the battle damage, but A-Xu sure didn't go down without a fight.
Here they are in their pose. The figs actually fit together nicely - Lao Wen's knee on the ground goes into a slight curve in A-Xu's robes. I tried to take some pics that show this, but it was really hard to get down between them in any way you could actually see.
You can kind of see what I am talking about with Lao Wen's knee here...
...and a little bit here where their legs are touching.
The bottoms-up view on this set is particularly cute because you can see the detail on how they are sitting, along with some great detail on their different colored pants. Like the fig maker could easily have designed this to be a solid bottom, and not made this so complicated (and perhaps a few RMB less), but I'm really, really glad they didn't. Everyone loves this level of hidden detail and fine fig engineering!
Our protective shixiong from the top front...
...and the top back. Another great view of that gorgeous long hairpin, too!
This box card art is officially TOO CUTE. These are some of my all time favorite outfits in the show too.
Alright! We've now done three of the four sets listed here - just one more to go. Come back tomorrow for the last one!
If you missed any of the previous ones, you can read them here: New Year Wenzhou and Good Sword, or just click on the master link at the bottom.
Material: Resin
Fig Count: 413
Scene Count: 29
Rating: Two very worthy figs!
[link back to Master Fig Index for more posts]
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Will getting angry at Henry and yelling back at him? oh yes absolutely.
but i don't think that's how their first meeting in s5 is going to go. if we've learned Anything from Will's reaction to fear after s1 is that he tends to... freeze. first with the MF in s2. also with the human flesh MF in s3. but then this extends to non UD related things in s4 and you have these weird shots of something generally bad happening and Will getting his own reaction shot where he just stands and... looks. when he walks out on Angela bullying El at school and then later again at the roller rink during wipe out. he gets these long shots where he just looks pained but doesn't DO anything. doesn't even try to move. and i've seen people hold this against him, saying he doesn't care or that he's useless. when that's actually something built so consistently and focused on (s2 Will even Verbally explains how he feels frozen).
it's his primary trauma response. Will freezes.
at first only when presented with UD creatures like the MF or Dart, where he takes an extra hour to come to Mike one on one to tell him that he knew what Dart was. he knew the moment he saw it but couldn't bring himself to say or do anything in the AV room. but then by s4 we get more and more of these moments where we Know Will is thinking something but he still never acts. he watches El get bullied three times, looks pained, doesn't act, and then desperately tries to help her pic up the pieces (literally with her Diorama) afterwards. even moments like the pizza kitchen have him just watching, not going in to try and talk to El himself, instead pushing Mike to talk, when Will could have Also tried to reassure El as her loving brother who's been by her side in California for months. but he can't do that. Will's entire thing in s4 is talking (mostly to Mike) and reacting to the bad stuff happening.
but now going into s5 we haven't seen Will in the center of UD related action in over a year. he's had a break from that in California. however, despite that, the same trauma reactions that were established for him as far back as s2 are still present as ever and are even visible in moments that Don't include UD monsters now, so that part of the trauma is clearly something that hasn't gotten better since he explained it first in s2 - literally part of his PTSD as Owens identifies it.
so yeah. i absolutely think Will is going to Yell at Henry, get angry at him, go in on him. tell him to go fuck himself. or maybe even try to kick him a bit if we're lucky. but i don't think that will be their first interaction. i think we will build to this. i think that Will Himself has to build to this.
because if we take anything from the way we've been shown Will's trauma to manifest, seeing the man that did Everything to him and is at fault for all the horrors he went through. literally taking his childhood and innocence from him. he's not going to get angry right away. he'll do what he did when he felt helpless seeing El get bullied. or felt helpless seeing the eldritch unknown monster of the UD visit him. he'll freeze... and seeing Will go rigid and frozen as Vecna greets him back after all these years is definitely going to make me want to die SO much more than if Will got his final girl moment of yelling at he man that hurt him right away at the start of the season...
you’re absolutely right! his response used to be flight, but after the UD it became freeze (as opposed to fight or fawn).
Will’s definitely going to have his freeze moment and it’s going to be hard to watch.
I agree that he’s going to overcome it and have his moment of righteous anger /pos at Henry on his own behalf and on the behalf of his loved ones. It’s coming, we saw a glimpse of it in the “we have to kill him” scene. He’s terrified, but he’s also angry.
It’s coming.
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Would you mind sharing your non holy thoughts about svech in that pic? He looks like an angel but he turns all of us into sinners
ask and you shall receive 🫣
the pic in question.........
you just cannot look at this and not want to give him the blowjob of his life to reward him for another multi-point night after he comes home to you i'm sorry you just can't!!!!!!
he'd protest obviously because the only thing he enjoys more than winning is satisfying you, but you reassure him that tonight is all about making him feel good and that you want to take care of him.
we all know he's big boy and probably has a monster cock....... just look at him. so it'd be a little difficult to fit him all in your mouth. but that doesn't mean you can't still tease him. taking him into your hand and rubbing your lips up and down his shaft, giving his head little kisses and flicking your tongue over his slit before taking his tip into your mouth. you can start hearing the little moans coming from his mouth as he feels the warm suction of your mouth. you relax your jaw to take as much of him as you can, moaning around him while your hand wraps around him to stroke his shaft that your mouth can't reach..... maybe even play with his balls a bit if you really want to drive him crazy.
which you ARE because he's a babbling mess at the feeling of your warm, wet mouth and hands all around him. he can't help but groan deeply, his big hands tangling in your hair as he starts fucking into your mouth, maybe even spews some foreign curses you don't quite understand. when your jaw tires from working him over and you finally pull back to look up at him, the picture before you is one of pure sin: head tilted back, mouth gaping open, eyes closed and face twisted and lost in the pleasure you're giving him, chest heaving as his cross rests against his naked chest. you can't help but think he's the only one you ever want to worship like this.
you tell him how proud you are of him while you play with him again which only has him groaning once more before you take him back into your mouth and it isn't much longer until you have him spilling into your mouth. of course, you swallow. you want him, you want every part of him that he gives you. and of course, he tells you "good girl" as he strokes your cheek, his deep brown eyes shining down on you with so much love and admiration. he feels so lucky to have you.
basically i would like to blow him and tell him how good he is and make him as insane as he makes all of us
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allen walker for the character ask, please. I'm very curious to hear what your thoughts are, if you don't mind
awesome!
send me a character and i’ll list:
favorite thing about them
oh my god everythiiiiing hes SUCH a good character! hes my FAVORITE MC TROPE a guy who seems so sweet and so nice but is actually very fucked up inside and SURPRISINGLY manipulative like hes charming because HE WANTS TO BE??? holy shiiiiiit. the blueprint for me!!! no mc has ever done what he did ever since
least favorite thing about them
nothing hes peak fiction
favorite line
very early in the series where he met crowley at the first time and he was like "haha dont kill urself killing monsters can be your reason to live :)!!!!" or something like that. he said it so sincerely like as if he thinks its a fucking normal mindset to have because this is HIS own mindset because hes literally crazy
brOTP
kanda and him. MY blueprint. like :) >:/ pairing. this is my favorite dynamic forever. the contrasting ideologies the fire and ice of it all literally theyre the IT duo.
i also love him w the rest of the cast :)) him and lenalee omg i need to see them together again 😭😭😭 him and lavi too.. theyre the brotp4 fr. him and johnny! him and LINK! hes great with everybody.
OTP
idc
nOTP
idc
random headcanon
very artistic :))) in another life he wouldve been an artist, a performing one. likes sentimental stories. its been established that hes good at tricks, i think hes the kind of person whos good at random shit, like a true jack of trades-- like he'd trying doing something and got it right on the first try and then he goes "im just lucky :)" because hes annoying like that. given the chance he would be able to play every musical instrument. he would've enjoyed comic books as well, i really believe that.
unpopular opinion
its been such a long time since i was active in dgm fandom (if i was even active at all) and since i read dgm fics but people should really write him meaner and faker hes the #1 fake bitch who is ALSO, at the same time, a genuinely good person with a good heart. the duality. hes literally the ideal mc the layers of him omg. like depicting him as naive is not wrong per se but like understand that whenever hes naive he CHOOSES to be naive. if u get it u get it
song i associate with them
im not okay (i promise), the black parade, kill all ur friends, na na na yes yes the whole mcr treatment i dont give a fuck!!!! linkin park too like in the end, LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST,,, PARAMORES BRICK BY BORING BRICK....just 2010s rock treatment do you understand the vibe???!!!!!!!!!!
favorite picture of them
the chokehold this pic has on me when i was in middle school like this was THE picture i loved this picture so much its in my 14 year old mind rent free
also this is my favorite hoshino art phase :)
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Pics:
1 & 2. Photos of Willis George Emerson, mystery man.
3 & 4. Covers for the story in question. Note that the right pic shows a ruined house - with a sort of castle behind it! Yet, the left pic is that of a vibrant city.
1906: The Earth (is) Not Hollow.
In 1908, just 2 years after Lovecraft printed his science article, Willis G. Emerson published his sci-fi/fantasy novel "The Smoky God."
This is supposedly a 'true' account of a Norwegian fisherman & his father sailing their sloop thru a North polar entrance & on into the Earth's interior!
They spend 2 years in a strange under ground 'Eden,' encountering giants, a high priest, monsters & lost races that speak Sanskrit!!
A dim, smoky sun lights up this world.
Pics: You've got to love the inclusion of interior art in these old books. It's not the greatest of pics, but, it does help to accept the plot's weirdness...
1. Playing "dodge ball" between North Pole icebergs.
2. Meeting the High Priest who lives in 'Eden.'
3. Avoiding loud, giant elephants!
4. Lucky to sight a passing whaler.
5. Another cover for this story.
Plot: Their original motive was a hunt for ivory. But, it became a quest for the Nordic Gods!
Once in the Inner World, the common motif is the gigantic size of every thing. From the plants to the animals - all are immense.
Showing its superiority, the unnamed civilization here uses gold as a mere decorative metal & not for finance!
Capitalism is 'below' these people.
Emerson credits these folk with quite advanced arts & sciences - including astronomy!
The hero thinks the sun is actually an electrical cloud mass...
Whatever this sun is, it's regularly 'eclipsed' - every 12 hours. So, they experience night as well.
(I guess a studying their 'sun' could be called 'astronomy.' But, that 'star' was also worshiped, so their 'astronomy' should have a more religious tone!)
This civilization is still a pastoral society dedicated to agriculture & the arts. They've 'temples' for music, hill side vineyards & valley grain fields...
There's a long explanation of how their monorail runs, that's so inconsistent, it still baffles modern readers!
(Fly wheels & control of air pressure & gravity all somehow relate to the monorail's speed...)
The Inner World folk speak with each other, no matter what the distance, via "air currents."
(Radio?)
Weird Bit: For some obscure reason, the High Priest lives in a place called 'Eden.' This is also the site where the Biblical rivers of the Euphrates, Pison, Gihon & Hiddekel actually flow from...
They learn that the Inner World folk can live up to 800 years old!!
Olaf & his father even get to explore trees that grow up to a 1,000 feet!
(Sequoias?!)
Then, rather abruptly, Olaf's 'visit' just ends...
The fishermen leave - thru the South Pole! But, only Olaf survives to return home - due to a timely whaling ship.
The story ends like it began: asserting the tale's 'truth' & adding to Olaf's development as a type of hero.
(This is a kind of 2nd-hand plot device, where the 'presenter' of the story isn't the 'true' writer, was widely used by many writers.
This trope was also used by Lovecraft. Just check out his "Call of Cthulhu" for 'proof.' Luckily, it's not a popular literary device nowadays.)
Criticism: This tale adds little to the Hollow Earth genre. But, is a compact retelling of certain Inner World ideas.
This genre's civilizations are never equal to ones on the surface. They're either low tech & primal. Or, far more advanced.
This story follows the latter trope.
From the onset, Emerson distances himself from the tale - it's Olaf's tale to tell.
Yet, Emerson is also responsible for presenting the work as legit! He uses excerpts from W.F. Warren, Sir John Barrow & Robert E. Peary to backup the story's approach.
Much space is used to set up the 'fact' of a Hollow Earth & Olaf's credibility.
For instance, the tale took a long time to be published - because Olaf was supposedly institutionalized, in an asylum, for many years!
Just for trying to 'share' his story...
Finally, Olaf's dying confession elicits sympathy - as dying people "don't lie with their final breaths."
Author: There seems to be little info on W.G. Emerson's life, so the following summary will have to suffice.
Emerson was a lawyer (in 1886), a Chi Town newspaper man, a Republican Party promoter, a politician, a Western writer(!) & even a criminal!!
But, Emerson quickly lost all interest in the Law & moved to Kansas. There, he became part of the Republican Party.
Then, moving West, Emerson built the North American Copper Company & the town of Encampment. Both are situated in Wyoming.
Crimes: Emerson is known to have been involved in several mining & stock frauds.
But, Emerson also committed major fraud with his small Emerson Motor Company. He sold cars that were actually 'disguised' Ford vehicles!
(Sigh. These Republicans.)
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Accidentally found that blog that made that one comic about a slasher and his bubbly happy-go-lucky gf (edit: found it again, it's @/bludragongal , go look at her stuff lol (DO NOT TAG HER PLEASE I AM FEAR)) thought "there should be like... A monster genre version of it"
My head started spitballing shit for it immediately after.
Concept under the cut because beeg
Human character: Sandra H. Prolly a goth girl (or at least like- not bubbly but also not deppressed, still can and WILL kill if she's angry enough, just like the og) with a ridiculous love and interest in animals, especially freaky creatures, flora and fauna and shit like that. By "ridiculous love and interest" i mean like- she loves these things so much her vibes walk up to you and say "dude idk bout you but i think she's autistic"
Monster character: Krang. Alien monstrosity that is currently hiding here and there because. It's. It's an alien. An extraterrestrial living being, stuck on earth and decided to just vibe lol. Instead of killing because yes, it's only gonna maul you if you piss it off or something, like- oh you slapped them? Hm. Death :). It's also highly smart, prolly learns how to speak english with a certain someone's help and he learns REALLY fast. Design wise i'm thinking it's based on the creatures from that horror movie called A Quiet Place, minus the hearing shtick and the feral is lessened down to like. Cat levels of gremlin. Yes it's also a smug, snarky and mischievous bastard, but that's not stopping the fluff potential.
The meeting: Sandra is walking around with friends after having set camp purely to vibe because god damn it it's nearly the end of the year and shit they get to have a break for once from their work and stuff, and they're all like chill and jokey, cracking the worst of jokes (some dark ones too, Jared you can't friggin' joke about INFIDELITY that's horrid nooo get smacked upside the head you jerk lol), and they suddenly hear screeching and growling from somewhere deeper in the forest, and one of them goes "ayo who's gonna check it out" and Sandra one proposes rock paper scissors to decide. Sandra loses and kicks the winner in the knee because man fuck you honestly.
Sandra walks deeper into the forest to find the source of the noise. Deeper and deeper and deeper... Until she finds a freakish, monstrous creature trying to break free from a bear trap, growling and screeching from the pain of the little cursed machine biting into it's flesh. Sandra gasps and runs over to the creature to get the bear trap off his leg, and it just growls lowly as a warning. No. Get away, life form. I can do it myself anyway. It's just a little primitive machine. It's smart but not enough to hold me back. Stay away. But she's stubborn and convinces the creature to let her help... It reluctantly accepts, and she pries the bear trap open, letting him get out of it.
She tells the creature that it's gonna call for her friends, who are also of her species, but it's not for anything malicious, it's to help him heal. The alien creature growls lowly as a form of expression Aka it's offended that Sandra is willing to help him THIS much when it can heal on it's damn own, but she insists because she genuinely cares a lot about it and doesn't want him to be hurt. The creature reluctantly accepts but only because he doesn't want to be too mean.
She calls for her friends, they find it and try to help (and control themselves, Andy no you can't take pics of him to post on your Instagram that's risky and besides you can't take mean comments towards you well at ALL) they help her heal the creature's wounds and done! He has bandages and shit! Usual health things! She asks him about his name and it just. Whispers in it's alien language. She doesn't understand it and asks again, to which the creature responds by grabbing a stick and writing on the dirt it's name... In the same alien language. Sandra just goes "i'll ask again later, you should learn english..." and it just growls lowly in disappointment like- god damn it i gotta learn english because human don't understand my language >:(
After that, Sandra waves goodbye and the creature runs away, back into hiding and vibing, and she and her friends go back to dicking around, not knowing it's not the last time she's gonna see it...
Their relationship: Krang develops a crush on Sandra not right after finding it or something like that- Krang is not familiar with human life forms and doesn't trust easily (also canonically semi tsundere lmao it's funny for me)- it's only developing a crush on Sandra once it decides to stalk her and spots her just. Vibing. Thriving happily in peace and tranquility without a care in the world.
She has a cat, she has a family, friends, she has a lot in her life... What does he have? Constant fear, worry, dread and anxiety from living in the wilderness, from having to hide from every single human, just so it can simply vibe. It takes shelter in sewers and caves and abandoned places, for crying out loud, it's lonely!
He's obviously not developing that attraction the moment it stalks her, no, they stalk her purely to learn because this human just. Saved me?? Human cares??? That's weird i should learn a bit more. It started as a little learning expirience, following her wherever, watching her do things just to learn a bit more of this particular human that decided to give him another chance in life.
Then it starts going a more "i wish that was me" route. It starts to feel envious of Sandra's peaceful life, her happiness and how comfortable she is in her own little world... It became a desire for a better, more comfortable life, following her wherever, watching her do things, just so calm and happy, without a care in the world... He has to take shelter in the most disgusting, lonely spaces just to have a tolerable chance of survival.
One day, it spotted Sandra walking around with her friends again, throughout a mall, supposedly planning to "watch that one movie they waited for so long to see", according to what it heard... It catches a glimpse of two men wearing a black disguise, making them nearly unidentifiable. It's not going to let them ruin Sandra's little joy, even if it's meaningless, it's joy nonetheless.
Two male young adults went missing that day, nobody knows what happened to them. Krang knows. They did it. Sandra's safe now and nobody has to know or get in their business.
After that, Sandra and her friends went walking back to their respective homes, gushing about the movie, just goofing off like they always do.
Sandra didn't expect the creature from a while ago to be in her house, playing with her dog. And Krang expected her to be happy to see him, but instead he got a very surprised /neg Sandra processing the fact there's the fucking creature in her god damn house what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.
After that it's just a slice of life SLOW friends to lovers kinda thing, it learns english and finally answers the million ages old question /j: his name...
"So, funky thing... Now that you know english, what's your name?"
"..."
"I... Ammm... Krann..g"
"Krang, huh? It's a pretty name!"
"Pretty name for a pretty creature!"
"... Pret... Ty...?"
"Hrm... ////"
"Heheh! I'm Sandra, if you're wondering"
"... Pretty name... For a... Pret.ty... crea...ture"
"Eheheh... Thanks, i guess ////"
#little fun concept again lol#open concept#MAN THAT ENDING BIT WAS SO FUCKING HEART WARMING OH FUCK#WARM FUZZY APLENTY JESUS CHRIST
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sehun x monster
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💥Bakugou HC's💥
Aged-up pro hero Katsuki for all of these. Some NSFW beneath the cut. Minors do not interact.
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General
He’s scary good at everything he tries. Every. Single. Fucking. Thing. It’s infuriating. Has zero patience when other people can’t immediately master a skill. Never let him teach you anything. Not that he’d offer, nerd.
He WILL offer, though. A lot. He can’t believe you still can’t Do That Thing. Tsh. Like THIS. You're gonna hurt yourself, Dummy.
But hold on. Of course you have unique skills of your own. You work hard to improve yourself. Trust me, he's the first person to notice. He doesn't praise anyone lightly, so when he raises his eyebrows and whispers he's impressed, your heart will go thermonuclear.
Perfect spelling and fully punctuated texts. Never uses abbreviations. Employs a grand total of four emojis, all of them angry faces. Constantly leaves you on read. He's busy, dammit.
Doesn’t smile or laugh in public (except sarcastically). His real smile is a crooked, fragile thing. Never make him feel self-conscious about it, or you might not see it again for weeks.
He does not talk about his private life to the press. Ever. Will K.O. rookie reporters who can't keep their big mouths shut.
HOweVER: he's intensely kind to his fans. There is a whole photographic sub-genre of little girls in cosplay hugging Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight like he's a Disney Princess.
Too smart for his own good. Emotionally hyper-vigilant. Overthinks every interaction to hell and back. Will act like he's not listening but actually hears every single word in a ten-block radius.
INSECURE AF. 110% convinced he will never be good enough. Terrified of his loved ones leaving him behind. Does he do anything to assuage his fears? Like... talk to anyone about it? Hell no. That would require admitting he has fears to begin with.
Seeing people upset makes him upset, especially if he doesn't know how to fix it.
The epitome of being mean because he cares. He genuinely does not seem to comprehend that monosyllabic grunts and lopsided shrugs are not actually that comforting.
Because he was such a brat growing up, he wants to make up for it now. Sort of. In his own way. Look, he's trying, okay?
He smells - so - good. Obscenely good. He doesn't wear cologne; are you joking? There's the burnt-sugar caramel candy smell of his quirk, for starters. And since he sweats deadly ammunition, he showers and wipes himself down almost constantly. He always smells clean. Like a fucking meadow.
Never got that growth spurt he was hoping for. He’s a short man - not even THAT short - but he has a Napoleon complex anyway. If you’re taller than him, the collars of your shirts will all be stretched out. He’s constantly dragging you down to his level. He will assert himself all the fucking time; the pissing contest is never-ending. Don’t wear tall shoes unless you want him to drag you around on a leash. If you’re shorter than him, that’s good. That’s very good. He likes that.
He’s an incredible cook, but everything he makes is a nuclear fire challenge. Adapt or starve.
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Dating
Makes artisanal, nutritionally flawless bento lunches for both of you. When people assume his S.O. makes them, he gets fucking pissed. Damn right your co-workers are jealous of my cooking.
Your pet name is Dummy. Don’t like it? Fine. You can be dumbass.
There will be zero PDA in this relationship. His hands are shoved so deep in his pockets you can’t even try.
Intensely private with the press. But with his friends, he will brag about you nonstop. Bakugou Katsuki has the most talented and attractive and intelligent S.O., and anyone who doesn't recognize that is blind. Were you assholes even listening?
A mutual buddy definitely recorded one of these drunken brag-rants and sent it to you for safekeeping. Do not let Katsuki find out about it, unless you enjoy having an ash pile for a phone.
Gets jealous about everything, at least at the start. He calms down eventually. Kinda. He stops saying shit to you about it, anyway, because he learns to trust you. But anyone who so much as looks at you in a too-friendly manner will get the death stare of a lifetime.
He’ll throw all kinds of temper tantrums and the two of you will argue about every tiny fucking thing. He’ll scream out car windows, he’ll ball up his shirt and gnash on it. But he will never raise his voice at you. He’d rather die than make you feel unsafe.
Honestly, the constant bickering is really just... uhh... passionate communication. Eventually you both hash out the important things. You'll learn how to step around his landmines and actually make your points, and he'll learn to open up. A little.
Once you meet his mom, Katsuki starts to make a lot more sense. His family just... emotes like that. Eventually, you and his dad form a spousal support group consisting of exactly two lifetime members. He teaches you the Bakugou family semaphore you need to survive a long-term relationship.
Katsuki can dish it out but absolutely cannot take it. The only person who can level with him about serious issues without explosive fallout is his dad. Or, on a lucky day, Kirishima.
If you give him a legitimate criticism (even gently!) he will take it about as gracefully as a knife to the gut, because it confirms everything he hates about himself.
To your never-ending shock, you’ve made him cry. Yes, CRY! You monster! More than once! His lip gets all *trembly* and his eyes get all *watery* and all you want to do is hug him, but. No. He’ll storm out and wander around for a few hours before coming back with the problem perfectly solved.
He always takes your advice to heart. No, he will NOT talk about it, stop asking.
Gets mad if you don’t snuggle him on the regular. Will drag you into his lap with a pissy little grunt. There might be two seats on this couch but you will not be needing both of them.
Takes pictures of you while you sleep.
Takes even more pictures of you when you're awake but think he's out of the room.
He looks at all these pictures when he's away on high-stakes jobs. He gets all bleary eyed and sleeps in a salty puddle without you. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
You don’t have to meet him at the door or anything, but when he says “I’m home,” you’d better answer fast. If he doesn’t know your precise location in 0.05 seconds, he will assume you’ve been kidnapped. He never checks the fridge for notes. Never assumes you've gone down to the konbini for a snack. No, it’s kidnapping every time.
A terrrrrrible bed partner. He goes to bed at senior citizen hours and will never fuck you after sundown. He snores SO loud. Runs hot and sweats through the sheets. Slaps and elbows you in his sleep and aggressively spoons you with his loud, sweaty body. You WILL want to suffocate him. Separate bedrooms aren’t such a horrible idea......
BUT HANG ON, because in the morning he transforms into an honest-to-god angel. He's half awake, his guard is non-existent. Morning Katsuki is a doting kissy-faced marshmallow man.
If you can wake up before the ass-crack of dawn, he will pamper the fuck out of you. You are royalty for one (1) hour only, and he is your bleary-eyed slave. You want a cuddlefuck? You got it. Hugs? Kisses? Take as many as you need. You want a perfect, fluffy, NON-SPICY omelette with a heart drawn in ketchup? Here it is, gorgeous.
Then he gets in the shower and the spell is broken.
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💥bang BANG💥
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: this here is an ASS. MAN. He'll spank you with his quirk; doesn’t matter if you’ve been good or bad. Wants to see you wince when you sit down later.
Likes pounding you face down with a vice grip on your waist.
Unfortunately, even with all that said... he doesn't exactly have the feral beast sex drive you were expecting. He’s married to his work and has the fuddy-duddy habits of a once and future valedictorian. Only fucks you when he has the time and energy to fully dedicate himself to it.
But ohhhh. Shit. When it's time? It's TIME. The man will rush for nothing. Stamina for days. Making you cum as many times as possible is a point of pride. Yeah, you passed out once.
You’re gonna need those days off when he’s done with you.
That dick THICC.
Sends unsolicited dick pics. Only after you’ve been dating a good long while - he doesn't show that shit to just anyone. But yeah, don’t check your phone at work. He won't cum without you; those pictures and videos are time bombs. You better get home. Now.
Physically dominant as FUCK, but won’t verbally degrade you unless you ask. Well, let’s be honest. Unless you beg.
Praise him and reap the rewards. A long hard ego stroking will get him off more than touching his cock ever will.
Will grab your hair and fuck your throat. Will also stop immediately if you need him to.
The two of you have safe words and gestures. Even for vanilla stuff. He’s paranoid about scaring or hurting you. He insisted you both sign a color-coded ‘love contract’ that he meticulously formatted in a word processor. When you gave him guff about it, his blush was the darkest crimson you’d ever seen.
Coin-flip: he will sometimes be unbelievably gentle in bed. Doting and affectionate, taking perfect care of you. Like, it’s baffling. There’s no warning, the switch just flips. When you want him to be extra-rough and mean, he’ll sweetly worship you instead. For hours.
Bonus: he likes being penetrated. But of course he’s got a complex about that too. Super intense power bottom. You will never fuck him hard enough. He’d like to see you try. Hit his prostate just right and he might literally explode.
You'll live happily ever after but he will say he loves you out loud exactly once. Maybe. If you're lucky. And you're both about to die.
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