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Spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to start this post so now im just doing it sorry
Phantom gets called cat like by the other heros all the time. Hell some of the league members have even joined in after he met them. Fuck you superman how dare you out his purring
Problem is his new power he started developing. Telekinesis. And it’s very hard to control. Now if he looses focus he starts knocking stuff off shelves or off tables.
Frostbite told him he would keep developing powers till his ghost side was grown but he thought it was done. How many more powers does he need!!!!
#lord I hate this post#like I wanted to do the whole thing crazy but im so tired#and it has been in my drafts for a good while now#I hyped it up too so now I look even harder at how crap it is#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#I just wanna go to sleep yall#maybe I will#fuck this I don’t even care any more#is what is is#liz is about to depress herself outta the blog again#rip#happened at 100 followers and 800 followers#I just gotta stop giving a shit about it#why does it matter so much to me#god these tags are horrible#maybe ill redo the post later#but I know yall would enjoy the concept#too bad it’s gonna be attached to my shit ass posy#sorry yall#im not in a good state of mind#but im fine I promise just tired and peobably sick#work really screwed me over and im atressed to the nines about it#ill be fine#it’s fine#im ok#enough tags im a hit post now even though I hate this post
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Hello I love your bg3 content and your Dorian is so lovely! Can we get like an alternative reality with Dorian and Ascended Astarion? What would your headcannon be for them? 🙇
something like this, probably
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#ascended astarion#tw blood#long post#i may have gotten carried away with this#the only good thing dorian got out of being vampire lord astarion's concubine was a lovely bedchamber and a dramatic robe#i think dorian's attitude to a lot of things is 'it can't be that bad' until it is very very very bad#'maybe he won't be that bad' until you've been locked in a palace for decades and there's nothing left for you to love anymore#i got nauseous writing this i HATE him#it was such a delicious prompt though and i can't say i never thought about it#also i didn't realise until after i wrote it that this was how interview with the vampire ends. nvm
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DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI#help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here#pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you
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i saw the trailer for the new feel-good “anti-racist” US war movie about the carpet bombing of North Korea and started writing up something for this blog, partially inspired by the absolute shit storm i got for sharing that post i made with pictures of everyday life outside pyongyang
and then i gave up, because what’s the point? westerners can’t even handle a single picture of a north korean not looking miserable without screaming propaganda
meanwhile, there are no stories about the horrors of life in the ‘hermit kingdom’ that are deemed too outlandish to be believable. i can’t remember who said it, but it’s like the entire country has taken up permanent residence in the western imaginary as some silly little cartoon villain, where the leaders of the country does evil things for no discernible reason. they’re just silly and evil like that, and the citizens, of course, are silly, too. silly and brainwashed.
i watched a video recently of a tourists visiting an auto dealership in pyongyang, and the entire time he was just gawking at the employees and costumers, shoving his phone in their face, and confidently explaining to his youtube audience that everyone he’s interacting with are actually actors.
what level of dehumanization do you have to reach for that thought to even cross your mind? to think that the people you see before you are actors? that entire cities and shops are erected with to sole purpose that you, a western, will see them and be impressed?
what frustrates me the most is the casual cruelty that seeps into any mention of north korea, no matter how small. if north koreans are not being evil, they’re being silly.
a north korean newspaper reports that a group of archeologists in pyongyang have discovered an old rock carving with the words ‘unicorn lair’ (mistranslated), and the western press reports that north koreans now believe in unicorns.
a tourist at a hotel in hamhung is told by the receptionist to be careful at the beach: the waves can get high. that day the tourists goes to the beach, and there are no waves. she retells the story to her instagram followers, explaining that the poor woman at the hotel could never have seen real waves before because north koreans are probably never allowed to travel.
she adds a little teary-eyed emoji.
one of the cities i included in the post was sariwon, a densely populated city to the south of pyongyang. below are some pictures from its “folk customs street”, which was built to showcase old korean traditions and customs
here’s all wikipedia has to say about it
Built to display an ideal picture of ancient Korea, it includes buildings in the "historical style" and a collection of ancient Korean cannons. Although it is considered an inaccurate romanticized recreation of an ancient Korean street, it is frequently used as a destination for foreigners on official government tours. Many older style Korean buildings exist in the city.
it’s just north koreans being silly again. there’s no mention of what might motivate them to build a street like that — why the preservation of old customs, culture and architecture might somehow be important for the city
could it perhaps have something to do with how the U.S. air force dropped 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, over the korean peninsula during the war? the carpet bombings, which are now the topic of an upcoming hollywood movie about overcoming racism through warcrimes, destroyed an estimate of 85% of all buildings in north korea. some cities were entirely wiped off the map.
in sariwon they missed a few buildings, but not many — after an intense firebombing campaign the U.S. military estimated the destruction of sariwon to be at 95%.
none of this is mentioned on the wikipedia page for sariwon.
we destroyed entire cities. memory-holed the entire thing, called it the forgotten war. and now, 70 years later, we’re convincing ourselves that the people living in the ruins are actors.
and somehow the north koreans are the brainwashed ones
#forgive me lord for i am posting#to all the 'hate the government not the people' freaks in the notes#i'm coming for you next
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Young dwarf Thorin
#I reject the way the movies changed Thorin's backstory#sorry PJ I hate what you did there#This is supposed to be post war of the dwarves and orcs by not too much time#Maybe a few years after Thráin brings Durin's Folk to Ered Luin#Since you know... Thorin didn't become king until after Thráin went on his quest for Erebor#anyways here are some tags#thorin oakenshield#thorin#the hobbit thorin#the hobbit#tolkien#my art#dwarves#lotr#the lord of the rings#durin's folk#lord of the rings#longbeards#young thorin oakenshield#mr.kida talks#in the tags at least#dwarves with shitty beards
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i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?
#s1 Morgwen#morgwen#this is my third time posting this but also my last bc I’m done tweaking it#it had some major contrast issues as well as the fact that they weren’t even looking each other in the eye before#Merlin bbc#Merlin#Morgana#guinevere#morgana x gwen#Morgana pendragon#morgana le fay#Merlin fanart#merlin bbc fanart#merlin art#morgwen art#lesbians#procreate#digital art#fanart#queen guinevere#artists on tumblr#lord why didn’t Gwen say she was loyal to Morgana and mean it#Morgana they could never make me hate u#Morgana stop trying to kill or ruin Gwen’s life ur gay for her okay#when she woke up from a nightmare of Gwen being married to Arthur i almost audibly laughed#Morgana u big homo#I’m gonna draw Gwen in one of her pretty purple/pink dresses but i wanted to do specifically season 1 and I don’t remember her wearing any
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page full o' hobies 🎸
top pose inspired by @spectra-bear
process pics under da cut ↓
#mine#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#well YEEHAW im finally finished with this#after 3 trips to the craft and dollar store to buy stuff i needed#this page is FINALLY done good lord#its been... 3 weeks? since i 1st started this?#needless to say im sick of looking at this thing#im simultaneously kinda scared to post this bc im not 100% happy with it#but at the same time im like… so ready to just post this thang and be DONE with it#never lookin at this again jfc im sick of it#i love hobie dont get me wrong and i love drawing his face#but geeze louise#me doodling this while crying: hobie hates consistency hobie hates consistency hobie hates consistency hobie hATES CONSISTENCY 😭😭😭#thats my excuse for not really uhhh getting his face down 100%#also god yeah i didnt get his skin nearly as dark as i wanted cuz uhhhh#ya boi was workin with shitty dollar store crayons#im ngl i kinda.... miss my alcohol markers :/ but whatever ig i did what i could lol
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just how can i protect your smile?
#you guys like yaoi? can i get you some yaoi#pjsk#prsk#project sekai#proseka#tsukasa tenma#rui kamishiro#ruikasa#AUUUUUGH.#this is what finally makes me actually draw riks. vocaloid autism#putting the link in the caption because NOBODY FUCKIGN TLAKS ABOUT SCISSORHANDS EVER WHERES THE HYPE I NEED HER. SONG OF THE DECADE(2009)#this song makes me incredibly normal. my bad. i saw the miume choreography when i was like 11 and my brain shifted#i wanted their outfits to look like mikus in the mv so bad. Fuck my life for that btw stupid fuckign frill trim. why did she have to slay#tried to think of smth other than butterflies for kasa but i have no brain and tbh i hope his life is miserable so its fine#me posting this only to tmblr and not twt because i fucking hate twt#im drawing more song covers that live in my mind palace so i'll pist them there all together. and maybe here all together. who give a shit.#emnn skeleton orchestra next and it will fix me#Good lord. sorry. Im so caught up posting this for no reason. Get me out of here#im supposed to have a lecture in 3 hours but post covid symptoms say otherwise. im so fucked#i have a cyberpunk dead boy wip with them but idk i dont like posting wips on here its like an archive. n i want to actually finish it#but dear lord rendering it with their stupid outfits. clutches my chest falls to the floor. AUUUUGH#wxs killing me killing me taking damage augh auugh aughg
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introducing… lord rafe! 🎀
comes with his very own gun and cocaine! pretty girls sold separately . ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃
things were different since rafe took the reigns to tannyhill. you hadn’t seen anything like it in real life, only in tv shows and movies. the party house of kildare. a house where rafe was a god and everyone else bowed down. you were the fresh meat, just a girl who got swept up in it all when things began. the older more experienced kook girls had befriended you with a perverted and deranged look in their eye, promising you elite access to tannyhill and rafe’s seemingly endless bank account. you had nowhere else to go, you couldn’t say no.
it had all but progressed into near worship over the few weeks you were staying there. it was a blur of parties by night, and days spent in little to no clothes curled up to the eldest cameron’s side in a pile of other women that massaged him and pet you like a baby kitten. you’d smushed your cheek into his side, still drunk as the sun came up on his porch and asked if he was the king of the castle.
“more like lord of the manor type of shit, you know?” he’d smirked, peering down at you with his sunglasses still perched on his nose. it was from that day it began, all the girls — including yourself addressing rafe as the lord.
“yes, lord.” “yes, my lord.” “anything you want, lord cameron.” the other girls would pur — swanning around him like you were his playboy bunnies, but at the end of each day, if you weren’t his arm candy at a party it would be you speared on his cock — surrounded by the other girls. like mentioned, you were fresh meat. the other girls were happy to be accessories, walking around in bikinis to make the house look good but you — you were his star of the show. his favourite.
he lays against the pillows, sighing out shakily as you sink down on him. maybe the slight tremble was from the line of coke he’d done off your tits, maybe he’d just been craving the hot warm clamp of your cunt. a handful of girls — maybe 6 or 7, surround the two of you on the bed, like watching prey get devoured by its predator. moaning though no one touched them, sliding their hands over you and guiding your hips to ride him. the most established of the bunch appears at your ear, staring down at the way your cunt swallows him and whispers to you “thats it. keep pleasing him. you’re so perfect.” you couldn’t tell if they all wanted what you had, they didn’t show it, nor did they act out in jealousy — it was like it had been an elaborate plan to steal you into their clan all along.
people talked, and maybe you’d been a little reckless — rafe often choosing his moments to fuck you with the balcony doors wide open, giving anyone who passes by a direct view into the master bedroom where he takes you apart. you’d become desensitised, no stranger to asking ‘daddy’ to put a baby in you as other girls wandered in and out the room, sometimes staying to watch the show. it wasn’t often people dared to make commentary on the things they’d heard about the goings-on at tannyhill however — not wanting to lose access to the best parties on the island.
you still remember the way that drunk guy approached you all on the porch towards the end of the night at a party, interrupting rafe in the middle of his elaborate stories with you tucked up to his side, surrounded by some friends and the rest of the usual women.
“awesome party rafe. you gotta let me in on your secret.” he stumbles, and rafe’s eyes flutter in irritation at the interruption.
“yeah, no secret man. just a good place with good people.” he drawls, uncharacteristically humble before going on to continue with his story.
“i gotta ask though, is this some fucked up cult? i heard some crazy shit, bro. its a little weird, you know?” he continues on anyway, and you watch rafe stiffen, smiling disappearing into a tongue pressed to the inside of his cheek.
he pushes up slowly and you slide off his shoulder where you’d been resting, watching the man slowly wander towards the guy as he scratches at his cheek in thought.
you see him untuck something from his waistband as he approaches, and you don’t quite catch what it is — but as rafe looms over the stranger, pressing whatever it is to his lower abdomen and speaking in his ear, you’re guessing from the look on the guys face that it’s a gun.
“get the hell off my property and don’t come around here asking dumb shit again, a’ight?” he drawls out in a fairly quiet tone, but the atmosphere had fallen silent enough to hear a pin drop. the guy scurried away, never to be seen again — rafe saw to that.
you had never felt the urge to challenge rafe cameron, but now you were certain you’d stay submissive to him forever.
#i hate this sm i’m bashing my head against the wall#posting incase anyone wanted to see it .#kinda horror movie vibes ??#rafe cameron prompt#lord!rafe
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NO FUCKING WAY
#‘when nobody’s watching’ ‼️#I saw a post with this and I thought it was fake but NOOOOO#they’re giving us way too much material to work with wth (i need more)#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#and I’ve heard it gets GAYER this is only s2 oh my lord
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[🚧 WIP] Don't mind me, I'm just trying to remember how to hold a pen
#destiny#destiny 2#destiny the game#my art#wip#osiris#baby birb osiris 🥺#felwinter#lord felwinter#i normally don't post just lines without at least some toning#seems like it's too boring to look at?..#but i'm not sure i'll do anything else with these anytime soon so yeah#i hate being forced to take such long breaks from drawing#it's so hard to get back on track after that 🤧
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Fanart of a scene from this fanfic by @dollarstoreartsupplies ! Once again the "Tinky as Peter's imaginary friend" AU. Baby Pete is so cute in it! He deserves better. I like the idea that Tinky appeared more cute and doll-like when Peter was a child and became more freaky as Peter got older.
#starkid#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#t'noy karaxis#lords in black#tinky#hatchetverse#ted spankoffski#hes there okay#spankoffski brothers#nerdy prudes must die#whats this? posting two days in a row? about the same fanfic? soemthing is wrong with me#this background hated me btw#oh yeah other details abt this piece#the fic mentions that hes wearing an oversized hand me down jumper#so i thought it would be cute if thats the jumper that makes up his Iconic Look in npmd
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When your husband forces you to come outside even though it’s freezing.
#also Arthur’s dogs are back!#holmward#wanted to do something wintery and I missed them#I never draw Art with a moustache (except in the original design I had for him which is so far from his current design)#but I felt like it this time#I don’t know how much post-novel this is#so maybe that can be my excuse#or maybe it’s just a winter thing#anyway Jack hates the cold#dracula#dracula daily#re: dracula#paris’s box of classic lit blorbos#arthur holmwood#jack seward#dr seward#john seward#lord godalming
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WHO MADETHISWHOMADETHIDWHOMADEYHS
#im so sorry i hate posting art WITHOUT CREDIT BUT PLEASE#SAW ON INS JUST NOW WITH NO CREDIT LORD HELP ME SOMEBODY TELL ME#megumi#megumi fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#dead#help#im gunna-#pretty pics
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everything i ever did, i did it all for you.
ella wilson / steven levenson / metamaiden / pasek & paul / lana del rey / bates motel (image source: @sofialamb) / dear evan hansen / andrew barth feldman / @corpsecoded / lorde / ocean vuong / ethel cain / kira madden
#if i had a nickel for every time i made a post about a familial relationship in dear evan hansen i'd have three nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened thrice!#i hate how the novel portrayed evan's feelings about heidi. val emmich i'm coming for you#dear evan hansen#deh#evan hansen#heidi hansen#andrew barth feldman#ocean vuong#ethel cain#lorde#lana del rey#norma bates#bates motel#norman bates#musical theatre#web weaving#mother son relationship#musicals
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So fucked up that obimaul is a rarepair. What do you mean not everyone is obsessed with enemies to lovers with a Force connection, where one side is completely obsessed with the other who barely acknowledges him (but is just as affected)
#hm i should make an original post tag#obimaul#like. say what you want but obi-wan saw a random dathomirian zabrak and immediately went 'maul?? alive??'#he DOES care about maul he just doesn't actively seek him out like maul does#post prompted by this song that makes me think about Maul in his crime lord era‚ all the luxury of the world within his reach‚#but none of it satisfies him because what he really wants is to find (and kill) kenobi#'another night up in the best suite; everything's gone wrong already‚ my body admits; dreaming so high the floor is the limit;#once again i got lost.. [...] another night i give myself‚ top of a skyscraper; i'm the king of the world‚ dreams for rent;#and when i look at myself i sigh with a low voice‚ 'i don't feel bad i just feel nothing''#(<- song is são paulo‚ 2015 by jão)#it's a song about feeling dissatisfied with the life of fame because there's an emptiness he can't fill with sex drugs or luxuries#and from the context of the album it's likely he's thinking about a past lover he's still not over#so. imagine with me.#i might make something out of this. maybe.#but like. posting about songs that make me think obimaul thoughts. not very productive. almost no audience.#... and while making this post i've been attacked by yet another song with a very obimaul words#'lie to me‚ run from me‚ we swear it doesn't count‚ in this way of ours‚ but it's not because i hate you that i can't kiss you anymore'#<- pilantra by jão and anitta
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