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dont-be-tumb · 1 year
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months
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ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
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dontneedadispenser · 2 years
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i don’t think the link to ur discord is working can you post a new one?
Updated the one in the account description to an active link, hopefully that helps.
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amelia-yap · 5 months
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I have discovered your Derg AU/Dragon Weiss and I’m very much in love. Thank you 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️
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glad to hear that! im very much obsessed about her and she holds all my brainworms captive
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stealingyourbones · 1 year
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Submitted Prompts #90
Another day, another rogue attack. Someone decided it would be a swell idea to hijack some high school reunion- why the alumni were meeting somewhere other than their home town, nobody knew. Or at the very least, the ones who did know aren't saying anything.
It was meant to be a hostage situation. The rogue was already in the middle of making their demands on Live TV, with the local hero(es) racing to track down their location.
Things went off the rails quickly when a young man's voice shouted, "FENTINA, GO LONG!" and another young man, whooping, flew fist-first into the rogue's face, knocking them both off-screen.
(After the fact, the alumni are lectured about proper safety measures, only for the man who'd slugged the rogue to scoff. "Compared to what we saw at Casper? That was easy mode.")
(Shockingly, the other alumni all nod and agree, all of them incredibly nonchalant for ex-hostages.)
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kenchann · 6 months
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nyota (゜ω゜)
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laegolas · 5 months
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Lighting and painting practice with Taizi Dianxia and Chengzu
Edit: I forgot how much tumblr scrunches images anyway click for high res
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nero-draco · 2 years
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mrsoharaa · 6 months
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Imagine rolling your eyes at Miguel and you thought he hadn’t caught that— so he promptly snatches onto your jaw firmly and hulls you fiercely close to his towering frame. Eyes sharp and glaring strictly into yours with harnessed aggravation and animosity.
“Did you just roll your eyes at me, mocosa?…do it again, I fucking dare you cariño” voice deep, husky and fierce. Grip on your jaw clenched tightly and unwavering, pulls you closer never breaking eye contact. Sends a wave of exhilarating thrill and prodding provocation through your fluttering body. Making you want to do it again, just for the sheer thrill of his piercing gaze and intimidating aura that stirred— salacious things within you.
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lil-inky · 1 year
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Im going insane, perhaps wacky, one might even say cra—
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hhhhhhh…..
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cloudofsalt · 7 months
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from that one anon ask that cracked me up for years (said ask got sent to the shadow realm im so sorry-)
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dont-be-tumb · 11 months
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months
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i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse
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rebouks · 6 months
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A lil glimpse into the future.. 👀
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bonefall · 5 months
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Just wanted to sneak in and say the idea of Riverstar x One Eye would immediately become 100x funnier if one were also to ship them in Better Bones
Here's the God of Summer. He eats people and hates everyone except his RiverClan bf and daughter /j
Quick shout back to you to tell you I'm trying to provide room for it
I love OneRiver too much to not give some kind of opportunity where they could have had some sort of positive relationship, and it's just a genuinely cool idea. That Riverstar was able to see the mysterious stranger before he revealed his true colors, and always felt... odd, about his peculiar energy.
A friendly tenseness. A mutual parting where neither one quite knows what to make of the other. The feeling in Riverstar's gut is like locking eyes with a tiger, just before it turns away.
So what I'm thinking is that in Thunderstar's Justice, after the carnage at the First Battle that summons the God of Summer like a dinner bell, One Eye comes to peruse. He visits each Clan, spends a short amount of time there, and then moves onto the next. He finally stops in Skystar's Clan, but it would give him some room to hang out in the River Kingdom.
Since it's Thunderstar's story though, he would be getting this information secondpaw from his ally and old friend, King Riverstar. One Eye would have a very... tense, predatory feeling to Thunderstar.
Like he's tracking something very powerful and very dangerous as it prowls through the undergrowth.
In truth, One Eye is scouting. He's looking for what was responsible for that delicious smell on that sticky, sweltering summer day. His stops in each group to understand them better, see what sorts of things they want and what they're currently doing, but finds that none of the other Four Founders are the warlord he's looking for.
A wise, ancient, well-spoken being, he was interested in Riverstar for a little longer than the others. Not as his target. Just as a curiosity.
What a poetic story, this peaceful prince had. Desperate to avoid the stressful responsibilities that would be thrust upon him, he sought friends where there should have been enemies, and made peace in spite of tyrants. But his nonchalance became carelessness, and he was made hostage by his underestimated enemy.
He ended up sparking the very battle he had sought so hard to avoid, his father's heroic death to save his son landing the crown upon Riverstar's head. A tragedy. A tale of inevitability. To a God of War, it's a wonderful story to hear.
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cyanichexanthine · 6 months
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I’m so normal about them right now 🫠
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