#literally obsessed oh my god 😂
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So I’m watching Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey on Netflix and they’re talking about how the FLDS believe that a man needs to have at least 3 wives to enter the gates of Heaven and get cool god powers and this one guy keeps complaining about how he only has 2 wives and I couldn’t get this image out of my head
#literally obsessed oh my god 😂#keep sweet: pray and obey#flds#lds#church of latter day saints#mormonism#mormonism tw#religion tw#megamind#no bitches#shitpost#textpost#netflix
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Completely unoriginal take, but the moulin rouge soundtrack goes SO HARD
#I'm listening to it now and oh my fucking god it's everything#i haven't listened to it in probably a few months and it just knocked me off my feet#it's insasnely good#why does my heart cry?#you're free to leave me but just dont deceive me#they hit so hard!#roxanne is literally the best musical number in anything ever#it's intense and romantic and heartbreaking and emotional and an absolute whirlwind of a song#and your song is freaking adorable and come what may could is probably the single best love song in the history of cinema#agsjoxidsbgs#i can't get over how amazing it is!#i really need to watch this movie again#ewan mcgregor is a gift to this earth#if i was straight i can guarentee id have a huge crush on him#but im gay so ill just obsess non-romantically instead 😂#moulin rouge
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a nonsense christmas | l.n
summary: f1 heartthrob meets pop girlie central
face claim: sabrina carpenter
warnings: social media!au, language, this is my second ever social media au pls bear w me
y/ny/l/n
📍london, england
liked by landonorris, madisonbeer, zendaya and 1,200,732 others
‘sue me’ mv is out now! 💋
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zendaya
i’m obsessed with you
y/ny/l/n
tell thomas to move aside bc im coming over.
zendaya
LMFAAOOOO
y/nfan1
lando norris??? what’re u doing here??
formulawhore
i was just about to ask the same thing 😂
madisonbeer
i’m literally in love with you
y/ny/l/n
will u pls accept my hand in marriage?
madisonbeer
of course
landonorris
london, huh?
y/ny/l/n
🫣
fan1
Y/N X F1 CROSSOVER??
danieleicciardo
wait, landonorris, this is her?
dannyric3444
WHAT DO U MEAN DANIEL
landonorrizzz
WHAT DO U KNOW DANNY!!!!
landonorris
whatve you done, mate?
landonorris
📍london, england
liked by y/ny/l/n, oscarpiastri, maxfewtrell and 3,899,013 others
home is where the fun is 😁
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maxfewtrell
home is where i am, that’s all that matters
formulaonefan444
ur the best wag of them all, truly
landonorris
keep telling yourself that, mate 😅
y/ny/l/n
as a wise man once said: london, huh?
landonorris
you can’t use the same lines on me that i use on you
y/ny/l/n
or what? 🥴
fan1
OH????????
danielricciardo
lando.jpg content??
landonorris
🫣
maxsredbull
OH YES WE WON!
madisonbeer
i didn’t know u knew how to dress 🤨
landonorris
funny 😐
madisonbeer
i’m ur fav 🥰
landonorris
ur just full of jokes today aren’t u
madisonbeer
ik where u live
landonorris
😰 uh oh
y/ny/l/n
📍london, england
liked by landonorris, maxfewtrell, riabish and 2,031,672 others
london is cool i guess
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madisonbeer
one chance is all i’m asking for PLEASE
y/ny/l/n
u always have a chance 🥰🥰🥰
madisonbeer
TELL HIM TO MOVE THEN!!!!
fan2
HIM?? WHOS HIM???? MADS!!!
landonorris
nice hat
y/ny/l/n
thanks 😁
oscarpiastri
didn’t know you had a new merch line out, mate?? landonorris
landonorris
FUCK OFF???
y/ny/l/n
oscarpiastri LMFAOOO
lewishamilton
lovely to meet you ❤️
y/ny/l/n
you too!! 🥹🫶🏻
lando.jpg
📍london, england
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don’t let her fool you, she’s in her element
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madisonbeer
she’s so pretty
y/ny/l/n
shut up i’ll marry you
madisonbeer
FINALLY
fan3
the way he captures her?? YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THEYRE NOT A THING!
landonorrizz4
oh they DEFINITELY ARE
dannyriccowboy
SHE WAS AT THE MIAMI GP!! IM CONVINCED THEYVE BEEN TALKING SINCE
formulaoneee
OMG SHUT UP!!!!!!
y/ny/l/n
hey, ur pretty good at this photography thing!
lando.jpg
helps when i’ve got a pretty good model
f1lewis44
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y/ny/l/n
📍london, england
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it’s cuffing season, or whatever sza said
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madisonbeer
FINALLY!!!
y/ny/l/n
:)
lewishamilton
🥺🥺 the note
y/ny/l/n
I KNOW 🥺🥺
oscarpiastri
i don’t think u understood what she meant by big boy
y/ny/l/n
oh no, TRUST me, i got it 😌
oscarpiastri
IM GONNA GO WASH MY EYES WITH BLEACH
danielricciardo
IM JOINING YOU oscarpiastri
charlesleclerc
this is adorable, actually
landonorris
whoever wrote that has terrible handwriting
y/ny/l/n
and no rizz 🙂
landonorris
now that’s a violation
landonorris
📍london, england
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tis the season
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y/ny/l/n
love ur face 🤍
landonorris
love urs more ❤️
maxfewtrell
that last pic 😭
landonorris
im honestly surprised she hasn't stabbed me yet
y/ny/l/n
sleep with one eye open tonight
landonorris
oh no
madisonbeer
so like... hard launch of soft launch?
landonorris
both
danielricciardo
FINALLY GOD DO U KNOW HOW HARD OF A SECRET THIS WAS TO KEEP
oscarpiastri
^!!!!!
landonorris
SORRY
charlesleclerc
what kind of cookies were u making tho?
landonorris
chocolate chip 😁
charlesleclerc
ayeee
f1fan04
I KNEW IT!!!
y/n/l/n
📍london, england
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wrote a cute christmas song about a cute boy, 'a nonsense christmas' is out now 🧡
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madisonbeer
MY EARS HAVE BEEN BLESSED
y/ny/l/n
me whenever u release new music
landonorris
🧡 i love you
y/ny/l/n
i love u, too, my papaya boy 🧡🧡
fan5
‘my papaya boy' IM CRYING
maxfewtrell
i don't know what i was expecting but it wasn't THAT MY GOD.
y/ny/l/n
🫶🏻
danielricciado
'im talking big snow balls' now...
charlesleclerc
i never thought we'd hear her sing about balls but here we are
oscarpiastri
idk how im supposed to look the two of you in the eyes ever again
y/ny/l/n
CAN YOU BLAME ME??? IM NOT GONNA APOLOGISE, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!!!
landomclaren043
real.
#lando norris x reader#lando norris#lando norris social media au#lando norris smau#lando norris x reader imagine#lando norris imagine#formula one#f1#f1 imagine#f1 smau#smau
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feather , part 23
“ like a feather, like a feather, like a feather ”
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( second post is based off of the request/ask “oh my god what if she doesn’t go to the lake house cause she thought luke and the girl were going to be there but the girl wasn’t there, so she went to a different place for the summer for no reason :(” )
( socialmedia!au )
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yourusername i need these cakes and i need them now
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luca.fantilli is that charles leclerc 🤨
→ yourusername yes what about it
→ colecaufield oh god don’t remind her
→ jackhughes calm down cole it was lando norris not leclerc 🙄🙄
→ yourusername i would actually really appreciate it if you baked me a cake and put an edible photo of carlos sainz on it
→ trevorzegras first of all yourusername you’re delusional and he’s like 10 years older than you
→ yourusername incorrect but proceed 😒
→ colecaufield and also your obsession is getting scary
→ yourusername IT WAS A JOKEEEE 🙄
username36 wondering how luke feels about this
username17 i just know luke’s punching the air
username26 luke’s prob sayin “why am i not on those cakes”
username92 if i don’t get a cake like that i’m throwing hands
mackie.samo LMAOOO IS THAT EMINEM
→ yourusername shush thyself
→ mackie.samo what 💀
markestapa you’re desperate
→ yourusername STOP DRAGGING ME
→ markestapa you could do a lot better
→ yourusername A LOT BETTER THAN DYLAN O’BRIEN?? i beg to differ
rutgermcgroarty smash
→ yourusername #harrypotterdefender4life
→ rutgermcgroarty wasn’t talking abt him but yes queen he’s hot too!!!!
→ yourusername oh.. why r u speaking like that it’s kind of scary 😥😥
lhughes_06 they’re not that hot 🙄🙄
→ yourusername I’M SORRY WHAT????
→ lhughes_06 idk theyre mid tbh
→ yourusername check ur eyes kid
→ lhughes_06 ok lil buddy
→ yourusername ihy
→ lhughes_06 i love u too
→ jackhughes 👀
→ luca.fantilli 👀
→ _quinnhughes 👀
→ trevorzegras 👀
→ mackie.samo 👀
→ colecaufield 👀
→ rutgermcgroarty 👀
→ adamfantilli 👀
→ _alexturcotte 👀
→ dylanduke25 👀
→ markestapa 👀
→ jamie.drysdale 🤢
→ yourusername you guys need to stop doing this so much oh my god 😭😭
username15 yall all keep asking how luke feels but what abt the bigger question: ARE THOSE THE STURNIOLO TRIPLETS???
→ username7 okay but the biggEST question is: IS THAT GRIFFIN GLUCK?!?!?!
→ username55 i thought it was fucking white boy carl 💀 username7
trevorzegras i sorta approve of your taste in mid white boys
→ yourusername says the mid white boy
→ trevorzegras HEY ☹️
dylanduke25 “smash” means
→ dylanduke25 goddammit i didn’t mean to post without the definition
→ yourusername get ur definition shit AWAYYYYY 🤺🤺
→ markestapa dilf is an acronym for "dad i’d like to fuck". a dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. they are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or disney world. the also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see milf).
→ yourusername that’s plagiarism ‼️‼️‼️
username11 the taste in men is immaculate
colecaufield now i don’t comment a lot on your posts anymore but i want you to REAAAAALLY think about what you’ve done here
→ yourusername i posted pictures of hot white men’s faces on cakes!
→ colecaufield yes yes and how do you think that might make other people (cough cough) feel?
→ yourusername grateful because i showed them these masterpieces 🤗🤗
→ colecaufield oh kid you’re hopeless
jamie.drysdale dad asked what dilf means
→ yourusername tell him it means “drake is literally fire”
→ jamie.drysdale too late he saw mark’s definition 😂😂😂
username46 draco malfoy 💚
missseraphina lmao fangirl
adamfantilli let’s split the cake in half
→ yourusername sure <33 you can get the part with the word on it and i can get everything else 🥰
colecaufield i’m surprised crosby isn’t somewhere on there
→ _alexturcotte goddammit whyd u bring it up
→ yourusername SID!!!!!!
→ jamie.drysdale she still has that pinterest album of ONLY pics of him
→ trevorzegras lil drizz u had a crush on him when you were like 5
→ yourusername we all had a crush on him 😒
_quinnhughes would now be a bad time to tell you he’s punching his pillow in the other room
→ jackhughes hey he made us promise to not snitch
→ _quinnhughes stop acting like we actually do what he tells us to do
→ jackhughes you’re right we never do that
→ lhughes_06 you snitched i’m telling mom
→ jackhughes mom doesn’t care ur such a baby
→ lhughes_06 fine i’m telling dad
→ _quinnhughes dad does not give a flying fuck
→ jackhughes dad wouldn’t even know what we’d be talking about
→ jackhughes actually scratch that moosey you’re really damn obvious
→ yourusername what the hell is going on
yourusername
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yourusername oui oui paris 🥖🎀 (creds to jamie for the pics ig)
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jamie.drysdale wow i’m so honored you remembered to give me creds
→ yourusername because we’re not allowed to argue on our trip 🤬
→ jamie.drysdale dad said and i quote “no squirreling”
→ yourusername what the fuck is squirreling
→ yourusername WAIT DO YOU MEAN QUARRELING 😭😭
→ jamie.drysdale yeah yeah so we can’t squirrel
→ yourusername it’s QUARREL
username88 mother is in her coquette era
username34 HOW DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH A FACE MASK ON???
trevorzegras come backkkkkk wmy
→ yourusername no can do trev 😔
username21 hold up but i thought everyone was spending the summer at the lake house?
rutgermcgroarty but WE were supposed to go to paris together 🙁
→ yourusername no sweetie it was athens..
→ rutgermcgroarty either way it’s still in france
→ yourusername no…….. no its not 😭😭
→ rutgermcgroarty damn it i’m just trying to say you’re always going to OUR dream places with other people 😒
→ yourusername I WILL TAKE YOU TO JEJU ISLAND I PROMISE
→ rutgermcgroarty is that in europe
→ yourusername 😟
_quinnhughes it’s so weird not hearing you badly scream-sing in the shower at 2 in the morning
→ yourusername oh shut up you love my hamilton marathons
adamfantilli you should be the one wiping out on the wakeboard not me 😔😔
→ yourusername wow i feel sooooo missed
→ adamfantilli we do miss u tho (PLEASE COME BACK WE NEED YOU)
username2 wait why didn’t you go to the lake house 😟😟
→ yourusername jamie and i didn’t feel like getting harassed 💔
→ username2 BY WHOOOOO??
→ username2 actually that’s a dumb question i know who
username75 this is the first summer they haven’t spent at the lake house 😧
luca.fantilli don’t worry lil drizzle we bought u two tickets so u can come back 😁
→ yourusername noooooo
mackie.samo you need to come back rn no excuses
markestapa WE NEED TO TAKE OUR ANNUAL GROUP PIC 😕
edwards.73 duker almost burnt the house down please we need you back
jackhughes NO ONES EVEN HERE PLEASE JUST COME BACK
→ yourusername thought my cyberbully was going 😣😖☹️🙁😓😥
→ jackhughes LMFAOOO as if
→ yourusername i’ll consider it 🙄
_alexturcotte our karaoke nights are so boring without youuuu
→ yourusername you can solo our mariah carey songs trust 🙏🙏
→ _alexturcotte NO I CANT
→ yourusername turcs we booked our hotel for 3 weeks i can’t do anything 😭😭
dylanduke25 i almost burnt the house down making waffles
→ yourusername oh duker..
username24 the way they’re all begging her to go back to the lake house lmao
missseraphina it’s giving nepo baby
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→ username1 LMAOAOAO at this point drizz is just clowning this bitch
lhughes_06 i need you here
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lhughes_06 we need you here
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notes )
so regarding the request; i wasn’t sure if it was like a request or more of just a thought but i felt like it could add more angst so i took it as a request anyways 🤍
i also wanted to say that the time between the first and second post was a bit of a jump but like let’s just say the first post was during finals week and the second one was obv during the summer
and WE ARE FINALLY IN ACT IV WOOOOOOO 👏👏👏
also thank you all so much for 300 followers AHHHH!! it genuinely does mean so much to me and i’m glad you’re here on my journey to stir up more shit between luke and “his” girl
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust
#luke hughes#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes fic#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes x y/n#quinn hughes#jack hughes#alex turcotte#cole caufield#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#adam fantilli#rutger mcgroarty#luca fantilli#mackie samoskevich#dylan duke#mark estapa#ethan edwards
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lover - MS47
pairings: mick schumacher x wordle!reader (fc: savannah delullo + pintrest)
summary: micks girlfriend always relates everything in her life to the three things she loves most; taylor swift, wordle and her boyfriend
authors note: this is probably one of the most niche things ive ever made but i absolutely love sav and her wordle content and i also love mick so why not put those together?? i dont even know how i thought of this but here it is😭
authors note 2: doesnt have all the pictures i wanted, but i needed this to be one part so i had to shorten it a bit. i ended up mainly using pintrest photos, but that was only because the sav photos i planned to use ended up being in posts i couldnt make due to the 30 picture limit. i actually think this is my favorite smau ive done so i hope you enjoy
masterlist
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and everytime i look at you, its like the first time
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user11: beach being the wordle today was perfect pinned
yourusername: can confirm i was very happy
mickschumacher: good pictures...must be a pretty cool photographer😂
yourusername: ehh took some practice but he learnt from the best!😉
user82: you guys are so cute
user9: micks looking more and more like his dad everyday :')
user4: im so obessed with your tiktoks
user49: favorite wordle player
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you got that long hair, slicked back, white tshirt, and i got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt
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user55: officially my favorite couple
user20: dont know who i want to be more
user32: so so cute
mickschumacher: 💚💚💚
user2: i love that she always includes that days wordles in her posts
user72: and if she can, she will relate it to a taylor lyric and make that her caption
user60: and she always tries to match the pictures to the word
user46: are those his dads glasses☹️
yourusername
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youre a flashback in a film reel on the one screen in my town🎞️
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user8: micks smile AHHHHH
user92: im so obsessed with this post
user902: he looks SO GOOD
user65: i cant bresthe omg
mickschumacher: my favourite photographer
yourusername: my favourite muse
user7: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
user51: no bcs you just dont understand
yourusername
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✨i can still make the whole place shimmer✨
HOLY WHAT IS MY LIFE??? so much happened within the span of a night and im in shock. first, TAYLOR SWIFT?? next SWIFT WORDLE ANSWER?? ON THE DAY OF MY CONCERT?? then I GOT THE 22 HAT?? EXACTLY 10 YEARS AFTER THE LAST PICTURE TOOK PLACE?? also lets all appreciate how good both taylor and mick look!!!!
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user4: YOU GOT THE HAT? IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
user6: you deserve the hat so much!!
user67: what was your reaction to the wordle?
yourusername: i actually did it in the stadium while waiting for taylor, i started freaking out i was so happy😭
user13: love your outifts! did you make both of them?
yourusername: i made micks and he made mine☺️
yourfriend2: im glad you both had fun
yourusername: mwah 💋
mickschumacher: thank you for choosing me to go with you
yourusername: why wouldnt i take my favorite person to see my other favorite person??
mickschumacher: love you
yourusername: love you🩵
user5: the IT couple
user85: i love seeing mick getting involved with her interests :(
yourusername
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we could let our friends crash in the living room
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user56: oh my god oh my god
user52: theyre literally living taylor swift lyrics
user75: i cant cope
user79: THEY HAD A SLEEPOVER?? WITH THEIR GRID FRIENDS??
user20: seb definitly spun the wheel in twister
user59: definitly had a drink with him aswell😭
lewishamilton: thanks for having us💜
yourusername: always welcome with us lewis🩵
mickschumacher: can i go where you go?
yourusername: can we always be this closee?
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and at every table, ill save you a seat, lover...
m, you mean more to me than i will ever be able to put into words. the love i feel for you is something so special it feels wrong to just say 'i love you', it doesnt do it justice. you are my entire being and nothing i say or do will even amount to the way you make me feel
3 years ago, forever felt scary, forever felt terrifying, but how can forever be enough now? how will i ever have enough time with you? how will i ever have enough time to love you?
i would say 'take me out and take me home' but no matter where you take me i will always be home if im with you🏠
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mickschumacher: my favorite person
yourusername: 🫶🫶
mickschumacher: my one and only
yourusername: my lifeline
mickschumacher: forever with you sounds perfect
#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1 social media au#social media au#formula 1 insta au#formula 1 social media au#mick schumacher x reader#mick schumacher#mick schumacher imagine
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a couple of besties
Trevor Zegras x childhood best friend!reader
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yourusername today marks 250 days since i’ve seen my best friend :( I miss you Trev, but I know you’re doing amazing things 🫶🏻
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trevorzegras had my good luck charm for one of the last games! thanks for surprising me yn :)
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yourusername 250 days was way too long
colecaufield aww the dynamic duo is back together
yourusername don’t be jealous, Trevor still loves you more
colecaufield he def loves you more yn
trevorzegras I cannot confirm nor deny these things
jamie.drysdale me and yn are actually becoming best friends
yourusername this is true
trevorzegras 🤨
jamie.drysdale we bonded over the guitar
trevorzegras oh by how much you suck at it?
yourusername trevor! rude!
jamie.drysdale and now I’m crying
simon_benoit11 yay I missed her cookies!
yourusername me and Jamie just baked some!
simon_benoit11 I will be there after practice 🫡
user1 how does one just become best friends with hockey players??
yourusername be born next to one in the hospital 🤷🏼♀️
jackhughes get ready for the summer!
yourusername counting down the days!
yourbestfriend thank god now you can stop being so mopey
yourusername 🖕🏻
trevorzegras 😏
anaheimducks hope you enjoyed your first Ducks game!
yourusername it was awesome!
griffinzegras YN
yourusername GRIFF
griffinzegras hey :)
yourusername hi griffin 😂
trevorzegras we know you have a crush on yn but get out
griffinzegras THAT WAS MIDDLE SCHOOL
trevorzegras uh huh
yourusername don’t listen to him griff, I still love you
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yourusername first summer @ the Hughes’! thanks so much for the invite🤘🏻🫶🏻
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_quinnhughes welcome to the party
yourusername it was so fun!
user1 I want what she has
elblue6 come back anytime!!❤️
yourusername love you mama E!!
colecaufield your golf skills >>>
yourusername I’m a pro arent I?
jackhughes gave Jim a run for his minute fs
jamie.drysdale my house next?
yourusername DUH
lhughes_06 I’m stealing you from Trevor
trevorzegras pipe down pipsqueak
yourusername deal!
trevorzegras YN!?!?!
yourusername sorry, Luke and I really bonded. we’re a package deal now
trevorzegras can’t even get away from you in the summer 🙄
jackhughes like you’re not obsessed w/ her
yourusername what he said
trevorzegras shut up both of you
user2 notice how her likes go up when she posts her famous “friends” for clout
jackhughes true we actually hate her
colecaufield she pays us fun fact
tysmith_6 who even is yn?
_alexturcotte when Cole makes the post but not me 😐
yourusername Turcs it’s not what it looks like
yourusername you’re still my favorite I swear
_alexturcotte pinky swear?
yourusername [insert pinky swear emoji]
trevorzegras you know how serious she is about her pinky swears
_alexturcotte okay I believe you
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yourusername new bestie bonding❤️
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_quinnhughes couple alert … ?
yourusername couple of besties!
lhughes_06 literally just friends
user1 I WAS THERE TOO
yourusername omg we could’ve crossed paths!
jamie.drysdale how many times are you seeing him this summer!?
yourusername once with just luke, once with just you, once with just trev, and once with that huge group of us!
trevorzegras this is what you call obsessed
yourusername shut up you love me
lhughes_06 new tradition ❤️
yourusername Luke Hughes I love you
yourbestfriend ugh I’m jealous
yourusername don’t worry, I’ll get us tickets to a show 🫡
trevorzegras no you don’t need to go to a 5th show
yourusername please 🥺
trevorzegras 😐
trevorzegras okay fine
_alexturcotte lil hughesy got himself a cougar?
yourusername I prefer sugar mama!
lhughes_06 I prefer cougar
jackhughes way to not have favorites
yourusername did I say anything about favorites?
jackhughes you just went to a concert with Luke and he’s not the favorite?
yourusername well it’s technically Ellen, but favorite Hughes brother is ofc Luke
trevorzegras hey, I miss you. that’s all
yourusername sitting across from you . . . ?
trevorzegras too far
jackhughes wow
user2 def something between yn and Trevor. I can feel it
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colecaufield everyone’s favorite besties
yourusername damn right!
_alexturcotte what about us!?
jamie.drysdale or ME!?
trevorzegras or, I don’t know, the boy you’ve known since DIAPERS??
yourusername can I not have more than one best friend?
_alexturcotte no
jamie.drysdale no
trevorzegras no
lhughes_06 I don’t see the problem with it
trevorzegras you’re the problem Luke
yourusername this is why Luke is my favorite
trevorzegras
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trevorzegras besties kiss sometimes, right???
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jackhughes NO
jackhughes IS THIS REAL!?
yourusername do you want it to be fake?
jackhughes I’m in shock
user1 I knew it
_alexturcotte if you say you saw this coming you’re lying
jamie.drysdale I saw this coming. I live with them
_alexturcotte okay you don’t count
yourusername good shock or bad shock?
_alexturcotte good for sure
elblue6 aw he’ll be good for you!
Liked by yourusername
yourusername teehee I love you 🤍
trevorzegras I love you most :)
lhughes_06 what does this mean for us?
yourusername I think you know 😔
lhughes_06 can you still be my cougar on the weekends?
trevorzegras no
yourusername I think you getting 5 out of the 7 days is a fair deal
trevorzegras you’re literally my GIRLFRIEND
colecaufield there’s a label!?
user2 sad day for teenage girls everywhere
tterry19 I think it’s time for her to meet the rest of your teammates. Just Jamie and Simon aren’t cutting it
yourusername he won’t let me! apparently I come off too strong
trevorzegras I didn’t say it like that!
yourusername your words, and I quote, were “the guys don’t get to meet you yet. you might try to be best friends with them and scare them away”
jamie.drysdale I was actually there when he said this
trevorzegras Jamie you’re supposed to be on my side
jamie.drysdale 🤷🏼♀️
colecaufield i knew something was fishy @ the Hughes’
yourusername what gave it away?
colecaufield “Trevor, let me help you go find pretzels you dropped in the couch”
bradytkachuk “Trevor can you help me brush my teeth”
_quinnhughes “Trevor I need someone to hold my hand while I skateboard”
yourusername no way I said the one about brushing teeth
trevorzegras you did. I vividly remember. I get secondhand embarrassment
_quinnhughes don’t make fun of her, you were just as bad. the way you looked at her made it very obvious
yourusername aww ya sap
trevorzegras 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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yourusername my boy ❤️
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lhughes_06 hey that’s not me🥲
yourusername you’re my Lukey🫶🏻
lhughes_06 that seems better
jamie.drysdale thought that was our spot Trev?🤔
trevorzegras it’s not what it looks like
yourusername you don’t wanna know what’s happened on that roof
jamie.drysdale EW NO
trevorzegras MAKEOUTS JAMIE! get your head out of the gutter
yourusername I realize my mistake 🤦🏼♀️
anaheimducks thanks for always sharing your boy!
yourusername i 🧡 the ducks
user1 this relationship makes me happy
jackhughes same
yourusername 🥹
trevorzegras I love you so much yn
yourusername you’re the only one for me Trevor Zegras
lhughes_06 🤨
yourusername *one of the only ones for me
trevorzegras not sure I like this joke
lhughes_06 joke?
yourusername what joke?
_quinnhughes TZ’s all grown up
trevorzegras I got the girl 😎
yourusername i miss you Quinn!
_quinnhughes i miss you ynn! aren’t you coming to Hawaii w/ us??
yourusername hawaii?
jackhughes I may have forgotten to mention it to her
jackhughes hey yn will you come to Hawaii with us please!? we’d love to have you!
yourusername uh of course, but only because of Quinn.
yourusername will Luke be there?
lhughes_06 wherever you go I go, remember? package deal??
trevorzegras do I get an invite??
_quinnhughes if you keep it in your pants the whole trip
yourusername damn Quinn!
tysmith_6 you bring out the best in him
trevorzegras doesn’t she??
yourusername 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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GP!Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader
Requested by anon: Hey<3 Could I request G!P Nat x reader with anal sex and Nat making reader squirt when she fucks her behind (exposing myself with this 👀)
18+ only, read at your own risk
AN: I couldn’t figure out who you are, anon, so I think your secret is safe with me.
You swear Natasha never feels bigger than when she’s inside your ass. It’s not always an easy fit either, but it’s worth the patience and extra lubrication.
Natasha, on the other hand, is obsessed with how snug and tight you are, squeezing your hips in excitement as she exerts all her control to keep her pace slow and steady while you adjust to her size. You hear her panting in anticipation, and you can hardly contain your own excitement.
“Fuck me, Nat,” you beg, pushing your butt back into her thighs, whimpering at the fullness of her cock.
Natasha does not need to be told twice. She growls as she starts thrusting, almost turning into an animal as she pulls out of you and pushes back into your hole. Your walls stretch obscenely to accommodate her length, gripping her with a tightness she hasn’t experienced elsewhere.
You reach in between your legs, your fingers finding your slippery clit and you circle it frantically, as the pain of being split in two by your girlfriend’s enormous cock starts to fade into pleasure. Natasha notices the flexing of your arm and slaps your hand away, replacing your fingers with her own, sometimes dipping them into your folds every time she’s buried inside your ass.
“Oh God, Nat. Oh God,” you chant, biting onto a pillow to keep from flat out screaming in pleasure. You’re so full to the point where you can feel your stomach is bulged out when Natasha is sheathed entirely, and your thighs tremble in anticipation. “Don’t stop, Nat. Please don’t stop.”
“You gonna cum for me, baby?” Natasha grunts, moaning at the heat surrounding her cock.
“Yes, yes, YES--”
Your vision goes white, your hips bucking uncontrollably as you squirt all over Natasha’s hand. She doesn’t slow down until her own orgasm takes control of her, causing her to arch her back as she shoots her seed deep into your ass. Her weight is suddenly heavy on top of you and you collapse onto the mattress, a panting mess.
“God, I love your ass,” Natasha whispers, slapping your buttcheek before pulling out. She rolls you both on your backs, and you see her bring her hand to her mouth--the one you came all over--and licks off her fingers all while staring at you in the eye.
Your cheeks heat up as you watch her.
“You taste so good, baby,” Natasha says, pressing her forehead against yours. Your stomach pulses with lust again and you reach for her cock.
“My turn.”
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AN: This was literally just porn, no plot whatsoever. Oh well. I know y’all don’t come to my blog for the plot. 😂
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Chapter 6 - The man in Inko’s house.
Summary: Izuku want to see his mom but he finds another man in her house instead. Also, Izuku forgets to wear a shirt to sleep.
Warnings: Izuku in his underwear, no actual suggestive content this time but there are some suggestive thoughts in there (obviously😂), swear words
First Chapter Master List
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“Tadaima.” Izuku mutters into your ear while he gives you a tight hug. He just came home from his last shift for the week. He’s yours for two whole days from now on, and it feels like a dream.
“I missed you.” You mutter back, your face flushed from the excitement. “I can’t wait to wake up next to you and cuddle. Then I wanna use the hot tub together…”
“Uhm, about that…” Izuku scratches the back of his head sheepishly. Oh no.
“If you tell me you are working tomorrow I swear to god I’ll cry.” You retort angrily, your arms snaking around Izuku’s middle possessively. By the look of it, Izuku really likes your new possessive side; his eyes darken as he buries his fingers in your hair, scratching your scalp to soothe your sudden anger.
“Definitely not, but… can we go to see Mom? I really miss her. Then the day after that we can… uhm… have the full day for ourselves. Just you and me. And All Meowt. And the hot tub.” Izuku’s face is slightly flushed as he says the last sentence but you can feel his excitement when his eyes shine in that adorable way it usually does when he talks about his favorite things and current obsessions, like that new new anime about the most popular girl falling in love with a random nerd. He’s absolutely obsessed with that shit, bless his little romantic ass. “I also want to formally introduce you to her. As my… my… girlfriend…” Izuku smiles shyly, his voice full of giddiness.
“Hmm…” You try to tease him, but his puppy eyes are too powerful. You have no idea how can he make such an adorable face and how can he still have baby fat on his face at his age. You can’t help yourself; you touch the soft skin, slowly stroking up and down then back up until you reach his freckles, connecting the dots with your finger, taking in the sight of them as counting them would be impossible. “Have I told you how much I adore your cheeks?” You mutter as you leave a tiny kiss on the most freckled part of his skin. “And your eyes… you are so handsome, I can’t say no to this face.”
“Says the most beautiful girl with the sweetest smile.” Izuku mumbles with his eyes downcast which makes him look like a shy school boy confessing to his first love and it’s the cutest fucking thing the world has ever seen.
Okay, this needs to stop. It’s literally past midnight and Izuku haven’t showered yet.
FOCUS.
“I’ll wait for you in bed.” You leave one tiny kiss on the greenette’s cheek and sneak out of the embrace, your steps quick as you walk towards the bedroom; you can hear Katsuki yelling “just fuck already”, loud and clear in your head but while you would absolutely love to finally have him to yourself, it’s kinda fun to tiptoe around each other; there is something about Izuku’s shyness, about the way all his touches scream innocence that makes your heart flutter and you are honestly not ready to say goodbye to that.
It doesn’t take Izuku too long to snuggle up to your back as he always does but the first thing you realize is that… he’s still kind of wet. Not too much, just the way the person skin’s feels like when they get out of the shower… wait.
Skin. Your naked shoulders are touching skin. Izuku senses how your shoulders tense and moves away from you; you murmur a silent “fuck” under your nose for being so weird about the situation, but hell, give the girl a warning, will ya?!
“Sorry, I forgot to bring a shirt with me and I’m too tired to get one but if it makes you uncomfortable…”
You hate the hesitation in Izuku’s voice.
“No, I was just surprised, it’s fine. Come back, I’m cold.” You turn to your other side, snuggling into the man’s pecks, silently thanking all the gods that it’s dark as your face is probably more red than a lobster’s. Your heart skips a beat as Izuku pulls your closer, his body flush against yours; your pajama top rode up in the motion so there is so much skin-to-skin right now your brain is about to combust. You can feel his abs through your belly; they are hard and sturdy but the skin is really soft, much softer than you’ve expected it to be; he doesn’t get many scars around that area thanks to the reinforced bullet and shockproof vest he wears under his hero costume. You have a really strong urge to feel it with your fingers, find every dip, every crevice until you remember them all even with your eyes closed but Izuku had a hard week and he’s probably tired to the bone so you decide to hide your face in his neck instead, snuggling into his warmth until you become a putty in each other’s arms.
“We should do this more often.” You murmur into his neck; you can feel him shivering as your hot breath licks his skin.
“Sweet Pea, I won’t be able to sleep if you keep doing that.” Izuku mutters shyly, his words followed by a pleased sigh.
“You haven’t slept for a week Izu, I’m quite sure you’ll manage.” You giggle but you roll back to your original position to let him have his peace tonight. Izuku doesn’t wait long before he pulls you back to him; after a few seconds his breathing evens out and he’s out like a light.
He must’ve been even more exhausted than I thought - you think to yourself as you slowly follow him to dreamland, his warmth seeping into your bones through your light pajama top.
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Things you are not ready for at 9 in the morning:
- Izuku’s absolutely beautiful sleeping face.
- Izuku’s washboard abs glistering in the sunlight as he somehow manages to kick the covers off himself.
- Izuku still in bed, at 9AM. End of sentence.
Oh, and how can you forget the most important thing….
- The top of Izuku’s broccoli tattoo sticking out of his tight boxers as his gorgeous abs glisten in the sunlight at 9AM on a Saturday morning.
Izuku’s nose scrunches adorably as though somehow, he’s able to feel your eyes on him; he shifts to a new position and sighs contentedly, his hand reaching out to find you in his sleep; you sat down during your inner monologue so the only thing he could find was your upper thigh. He grabs the warm limb anyway, his face scrunched up in concentration as he’s trying to figure out what is he touching. You are half embarrassed and half amused, a tiny giggle leaves your mouth as Izuku tickles you by accident. His hand wonders around again, this time to your inner thigh and that’s when you whimper; Izuku opens his eyes to see what’s wrong and he pulls back his hand right away like your skin just burned him.
“Uhm… good… morning.” Izuku mutters, his face hidden in the pillow. Somehow, it sounded like an apology but you are glad he didn’t actually apologize; he has no reason to do so and you really want him to get to a point one day when he doesn’t feel the urge to say sorry for doing things he enjoys to do. For instance, every time his kisses get a bit rough, he apologizes, like it’s not the most normal thing in the world to get a bit unhinged while you kiss your loved one. He also says sorry when he accidentally touches the side of your… well… bosom. Or your bottom.
Okay, you can kinda understand the last two as you two haven’t really done anything too cheeky yet and Izuku wants to make sure he has your consent before doing any of that, but you would be happier if he would just ask you if he can instead of running away like a 30 year old virgin every time his finger touches a bouncy area.
Okay, how did you end up thinking about that?
Ahh, probably from the sight of his own, juicy ass in those tight black boxers.
… focus, woman.
“Really good morning indeed.” You look at Izuku’s god-like, half naked body; damn, those back muscles are (also) something else. You can’t wait to be able to ask about every single scar covering his body; there is a lot, some of them massive and brownish red - probably old burn marks while some of them are long, white and thin, almost elegant compared to the violent claw marks on his side. Some people might be put off by all the damaged skin, but honestly, they just make Izuku even more handsome in your eyes; they are the proof that Deku is a hero, a proof that he would do anything to save the innocent, to protect his city and it’s people. His back is like an abstract painting sitting in a museum; some people look at it and think “this makes no sense” but those who understand get teary eyed from all the emotions, of all the stories hidden behind the random lines of the canvas.
“Let’s… uhm… get ready. Yeah.” Izuku shuffles off the bed with a red face and you can’t help but giggle at Izuku’s awkwardness.
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“So… this is it.” Izuku parks in front of a small, adorable house, right next to a small forest. You lived in Tokyo for god knows how long yet you didn’t know there was a place like this in the area; well, it’s quite far from the center to be fair and you never really felt the urge to sit on the train and go around the main city, so it makes a lot of sense. “It’s a small house, but mom didn’t want a bigger one. She said it would be too empty without me.” Izuku sighs, still affected by his mother’s bittersweet words. He’s such a mama’s boy!
“That’s so sweet.” You mutter, a little bit anxious about being here; you know there is no need for you to be stressed about today but it’s still a big step in your relationship, so of course it will affect you.
“Come on, mom will be so happy to see us!” He grabs your hand and pulls you towards the entrance, fingers intertwined as he opens the door and barges in without a single knock.
Well… Izuku clearly forgot to tell his mother that he’s coming over.
How do you know that? Because there is another man in her house. The man’s hair is blonde and messy, body skinny and fragile, a little bit unhealthy from the distance but there is a slight, healthy blush on his face which tells you he’s probably fine. His face is really kind and he was cleaning the leaves of a massive money plant when you two barged in so he’s clearly not a weirdo which makes you extremely happy because you would definitely have a few words with him otherwise. No one plays around with the innocent, naive Inko. No one.
The man looks extremely surprised first but then his face changes into a happy grin as he looks Izuku up and down with a proud smile.
“Midoriya-shounen!” The older man hops over to you two and hugs Izuku tightly. That nickname rings a bell.
“All Might!”
Wait.
Okay, wait.
No fucking way.
“All Might?!” You mutter incredulously. The blond man just smiles at you awkwardly like he’s a little bit ashamed of being outed this way but wants to make a good first impression anyway. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be rude or anything…”
“It’s all fine, my darling. Everyone reacts like that. You must be the famous Sweet Pea, I’m so happy to finally meet you in person.”
All Might has the kindest smile. It literally brings sunshine into the already bright house.
“Izuku, All Might is in your mom’s house!” You mutter under your nose while you ignore the world around you for a few minutes; it’s extremely hard not to freak out over the fact that you’ve just met Japan’s biggest hero - you are a nerd after all.
“Oh, yeah, why are you in mom’s house?” It seems like Izuku didn’t even realize he’s not supposed be here in the first place, he was so excited to meet his father figure again. He’s so fucking precious.
“Oh, well… my mansion was a bit too empty for the little old me, so I… moved here?”
Izuku almost chokes on her saliva while you can’t stop gawking at the blond man in front of you.
Well… that’s… an interesting plot twist.
“You are my mom’s roommate?!” Izuku yelps and you can’t help but sigh at that.
Two middle aged people sharing a house as “roommates”? You’ve never heard such a bullshit. Is Inko dating All Might?! Is that why she kept this a secret from his son even though they talk on the phone every week for literal hours?
“Inko wanted it to be a surprise, so… surprise?” All Might still talks to Izuku like he’s 15, making over-exaggerated facial expressions and you can see on Izuku’s face that he’s back to being a young boy, shy and nerdy, craving the love of a father he never had.
The whole situation might be considered weird from an outsider perspective but somehow… it just works. This family is special; they love with their whole heart, platonic or not and Inko letting his son’s role model to live in her house so he doesn’t get too lonely is such a Midoriya-thing to do that you are not even that surprised.
“I’m really happy.” Izuku mutters, tears welling up in his eyes as he hugs the thin man again. “I’m really happy, dad.”
“My boy…”
Aaaand… everyone is crying.
If this would be a fanfiction, this would be the perfect time to end this chapter as the emotions are so strong, the reader probably needs to take a breather.
“To be continued.” You giggle to yourself as you look around the house to find the missing piece; Inko, who’s hiding behind the bathroom door, crying a river as she takes the beautiful sight in front of her.
… Next Chapter!
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Potato ramble:
- Bro I have a confession to make: I ship All Might and Inko more than I ship anyone else in this anime. I have no idea why.
- I went to a garden center and bought a plant plushie. It reminded me of the first few chapters of this story when Deku was proud of not killing a plant, but the plant was fake so I named him Deku. 😂
- Some bad news for next week: I’m taking a break for 1 week. Life has been a bit hectic around me; I went back to full-time after being a part timer for a year due to mental health issues (it’s really not as bad as it sounds I swear.), Christmas in retail sucks and it sucks even more when you work in the busiest store in the area and I also got some worrisome news from my doctor which triggered my old anxiety and I kinda need some time to sort my shit out. I already know I won’t have time to write both of my series this week and I don’t want to ruin my upcoming birthday by forcing myself to edit and write that day, but that’s the only day I’m at home this week. So yeah, I’ll be back in two weeks! Maybe even sooner, we will see how it goes.
- Have a lovely week, guys! 💜 Tell me your thoughts! 🥦
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extensive gig reports, Berlin 12.03.24 + Leipzig 13.03.24 💕
they got kinda long oops
Berlin
queue curse: missed jure walking by and nace and kris laughing at the queue for turning up the volume of cha cha cha because of looking for a public toilet and getting food respectively 🫠
jc stewart also walked by like four? times and people only started noticing around the third time or something, sorry jc stewart
bojan said that they love playing in smaller venues during soundcheck which made me laugh because of the downgraded berlin venue
kris ngvot but he looked so unenthusiastic about it and only did it after talking to bojan who I guess talked him into it? sorry kris, you were amazing though
bojan loved the shirt @zadig-fate made for him ❤️ he's such a nerd for being obsessed with eurotrip and was so excited to be like “this is a eurotrip quote!!!” lmao
bojan got a harmonica, said he couldn't play it, and then still played the wedding march on it because of course he was able to do that
bojan's slut leather(?) shirt 🫠 I hope damon suggested he should wear it because you could see his chest very well and he was moving so much and jfc
ended up on kris's side and since this was a no barrier stage he and his pants and ass were so close to me that I felt awkward directly looking at him 😭
jan just doing jan stuff. annoying jure and hitting his cymbals. casually sitting down onto the piano chair during umazane misli while continuing to play the guitar. this guy I swear
bojan got so emotional during EW that it actually made me emotional too. and the panic attack cheer 😂
the fact that the song can stay “schlager” for us german audiences and bojan yapping something about imagining that we're at an old people birthday party or something idk
the guys were very confused about the berlin flag 😂 jan was kinda holding it, very unsure, then went over to kiki, then went over to nace and they were just kind of. looking at the flag and then jan turned to kris and mouthed "berlin??" and kris signalled him a yes which was very funny
just. the vibes of the crowd. everyone was so respectful and we genuinely had an amazing energy. berlin crowd I love you so much
vita said they got the stage measurements beforehand and knew that racik's art wouldn't fit on the stage lmao. she's also super sweet and so easy to talk to. love u vita thanks for all the photos (selfishly glad she's pausing her studies for this)
hugged teya before she had to leave and didn't get to talk to nace and kris but managed to catch jan afterwards and had him sign in my gig book and it was? such a nice crowd? everyone was waiting and chatting for a bit and then when we were all finished jan was hovering there a bit awkwardly before saying bye and leaving. it was amazing and so chill (again. berlin crowd I love you.)
Leipzig
jure was walking by and we waved and a person turned around to see who we were waving at and let out a very loud “oh my god” after spotting jure. absolutely hilarious, we all burst out laughing
while the queue was being organised, kris, jc stewart with jure, vita, and nace behind them were walking down the street next to the queue and nace waved at us but no one paid attention (busy with the queue) so he kinda. stopped lmao
literally like ten minutes after that, jan seemed to try catching up to them but didn't know where to go so he just stared very intently at his phone and stopped in the middle of the street, turned left and walked right by us, then apparently went to far and had to turn back. top ten janči moments
kris walked into the soundcheck with a mug in his hand and left pretty quickly again after soundcheck was finished, he's just so funny to me
bojan said that it was a nice change that the EA crowd were mostly germans which like. ok.
the boys came down to us to talk and take pics with us after the soundcheck??? so nice of them but it confused the hell out of me (I wasn't prepared and was very intimidated by suddenly having a bojan directly in front of me)
a friend I was with asked bojan about the jo travel curse and munich because it's been horrible at least for us living in germany (snow chaos for munich, snow chaos when trying to travel to esns in january, train strike on the day of the berlin gig) and he just kinda forgot about munich until he was like “oh yeah right. it was still an amazing gig though.” 🥺
okay so. now we come to what was an absolutely insane concert
first we saw the eyeliner jure pic and went “oh my god??” and then he actually came on stage like that and we lost it. and then bojan came on stage with that lace shirt and we lost it again. not kidding when I say my favourite insane moment was me turning around to grip @itskrejsaitsparty's hand as I was trying to comprehend what I was seeing. Just. jfc.
bojan asked who had never been to a JO gig before and from what I could see it was around 50%? so there were a lot of new people which is probably also one reason why the energy was insane like that
bojan couldn't stop holding his belt and thrusting his hips, what the fuck 🫠
since I was in the middle I was also privvy to many cute jance looks and moments, they really are just like that on stage
the nace solo because someone requested a bass solo?? and how nace started and everyone joined and then bojan's “let's go nace” just. what even was happening at that point
everything surrounding metulji. first bojan giving jan that pic to “get him in the mood.” jan pretending to kiss it. it falling down making us all giggle and bojan already being on the brink of losing it and then losing it completely and jan stopping to just play different chords on the piano while bojan was trying to get it together. we really broke him 😭 and he was trying so hard to get back into the sad metulji mood and then he apologised for it afterwards like “i'm sorry this was so unprofessional of me” like dude. the was the best moment I've ever seen on stage
bojan was so keyed up that when kiki came to him to switch guitars he just bounced around him and started saying stuff to kiki and leaned his face towards him (I wouldn't be surprised if he expected another cheek kiss but shhhhh)
bojan AGAIN because he was jumping over the barrier and back on stage right next to me after umazane misli and I was like. what do I do. Do I, like, help him??? Can he do it by himself??? what if he topples over and I'm right next to him. Gah. In the end I just pressed myself back into @braveheart1418, stared at the back of bojan's lace shirt in slight horror and let Kiki do his thing 🫠 (I need a bojči break now I'm too anxious for any of this)
the gig went by so quickly because of all the stuff that happened that it was such a surprise when they said it was nearly over
I literally sank onto the floor after the gig because I couldn't understand what had just happened. so many memorable moments. I'm glad everyone just went down onto the floor with me, love you ❤️
everyone (except kris) came out to talk and take pics afterwards but bojan left quickly because of his health. and also, you know. damon baker. what a sweetheart. with all the stuff that happened, being able to talk to him about his art was such a lovely moment and I still can't believe that he was there
In the most funniest turn of events I managed to have everyone including damon baker sign in my gig book except for kris which is hilarious to me and so very fitting for him
I'm still trying process everything that happened but thank you so much to everyone I met and talked to and who made stuff for me, in particular @zadig-fate, @izpira-se-zlato, @braveheart1418, @esskuesli, @occhi-verdi-come-il-mare and @itskrejsaitsparty 💕💕💕
#joker out#gig report#I'm still dead this took me around two hours or sth#personal#Berlin gig#Leipzig gig
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no because the way i always SCOUR the internet for abo abby and ellie content and come up empty-handed is ATROCIOUS 😭 i’ve been obsessed with abo dynamics in a post-apocalyptic setting for years, too. like would it make things harder or easier? abo dyanmics are already interesting in a normal context, so ofc i’d love to make/read headcanons about them outside of their norm.
and obv there’s the toe-curling bits as well 👀 alpha!abby is sweet as can be but her power aura is increased a hundredfold. i bet she has the warmest scent that reader would want to legit SWIM in if she could. alpha!abby always making sure reader has everything needed for a propper nest when her heat comes, alpha!abby who wants the best for r so if suppressants are more up your alley, she’s not protesting whatsoever (a halted heat cycle won’t stop her from fucking her cum into you x2 when she goes into rut, tho) LIKE PLEASEEEEEE
Oh god you activated my abo nerd brain 😂
Abo is pretty flexible and writers make their own rules except for basic guideline of cycles - I remember times when rut didn't exist in fandoms - so you can make whatever you want. Literally from "heats are as annoying as human ovulation" to "fuck or die".
But I think abo in post-apocalyptic world will only make it worse, unless you give them all werewolf perks possible - or just plainly make them werewolves from the get-go to balance it out. And the reason it will be worse is there no suppressants or birth control, which will lead to a lot of people being vulnerable (omegas + children, because if they fuck like rabbits during heats guess what kind of surprise they'll get in nine months) and you know how our periods can start unexpectedly? Imagine heat/rut starting on a patrol - and if it's classical "hurts like hell can't think, basically unconscious" - you're dead unless you're on a patrol with another omega.
But if you bend rules enough to make the cycles easy to deal with then the safety problem might be solved, and if you make it hard to get pregnant then it won't get worse. And if on top of that there's remedies instead of medications and they have superhuman senses and power then it will be better for them.
Now to the good stuff. 🥰
In my head alpha!Abby is so fucking rough during her ruts but so fucking gentle during your heats, taking care of everything, making you eat and drink and never showing her temper, fully focusing on making you feel safe with her. And Abby is the one who decides you shouldn't spend your heat and her rut together when your cycles sync to prevent potential pregnancy, which is a fucking torture because fuck Abby and being careful you need her. Abby hates herself for that too, but she is not risking it.
But after it's done? You're both so pent up after fantasizing about each other, you fuck like you're in sync now, and Abby fucks her cum into you like she wants to get you pregnant and she promises you one day she's going to get you so full of her cum and knock up her little pretty little omega and you're so into it you push back on her cock and ask for her knot because that what you needed during your fucking heat. Heat sex is always crazy, but post-sync sex is something fucking else.
#abby anderson x reader#alpha!abby#abby anderson x you#I've written a story with a lot of abo lore for myself#so i really like to theorise about it
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tumblr au. ft aot characters!
girlypop im obsessed with making these and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
basically, what if aot characters had tumblr?
[set in between the time skip period, pre-rumbling]
🐥freedomyeager
oh your friends gave you chocolates? mine gave me ptsd and trauma
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bro you literally lost one uno match why tf are you so fucking emo?
🔁⚔️micasasucasa
eren, stop staring at the ocean and get your ass back in here or so god help me.
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You know what's weird? That typically, I am a "cutie-patootie" but then I do a little, mild, psychological torture to my enemies. And suddenly, I am a threat to the nation. Y'all switch up so quick.
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when you enter a dick-riding competition but your opponent is @flochyou
🔁🚩flochyou Follow
you're just mad daddy doesn't like you 😒
🔁🐥freedomyeager
dude how many times do i gotta tell you to stop doing that in public?
🔁🍖sashahaha Follow
hes allowed to do that in private???
#yeagerists exposed
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is it normal to have re-occurring dreams about your dead parents or friends?
🔁🩳leviackermanofficial
yes.
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yeah
🔁📘arminarlet Follow
I've asked Commander Zoe if the Scouts can afford to send you all to therapy but she said "fuck no, i dont even have money to eat shit." So, looks like you're all stuck like this. Sorry guys.
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they call me a horse cause all the girls wanna ride me yeehaw🤠
🔁👨🦲baldspringer Follow
dude, blocked.
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blocked.
🔁👱🏻♂️braunreiner Follow
blocked.
🔁⚔️micasasucasa
blocked.
🔁👑 ymirsgf
and reported.
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i swear to god if @baldspringer played "annie, are you okay?" in frong of my crystal one more time, i will break this crystal and come punch him square in his egg-shaped head.
🔁👨🦲baldspringer Follow
i was literally trying to keep you entertained. but anyways annie, are you okay?
🔁🍖sashahaha Follow
are you okay, annie?
🔁👓officialtitanlover
@leonhart HOW ARE YOU TYPING IN THE CRYSTAL?
👓officialtitanlover
My son is officially entering his emo phase. Today, he said "ruskin ready to rumble" while staring at the sea. It's literally so funny 😂😂
🔁🐥freedomyeager
ITS LITERALLY NOT A PHASE, I WILL KILL EVERYONE
🔁🩳leviackermanofficial
Have you lost your mind? Do i need to kick you in the face again?
🔁🐥freedomyeager
... no 😞
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a/n: jean is a loserboy and i love him. only i am allowed to slander him.
#attack on titan#aot#attack on titan final season#snk#shingeki no kyojin#eren yeager#levi ackerman#hange zoe#armin arlert#aot fluff#dash simulator#fake dashboard#aot au#jean kirstein#jean kirschstein#connie springer#sasha braus#aot final season
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happy anniversary!
pairing: taz skylar x gf!reader (original character)
summary: sky rivera (oc) and taz skylar finally decide to show up on instagram their relationship, posting photos of their trips together to celebrate their date anniversary.
type: instagram au
a/n: hi! long time no see, huh? this is just something that is on my mind because I love to create a whole universe with characters pairing with my obsessions. i have moodboards on pinterest and etc (oh how i love being delulu). this is kinda personal too, but i hope you enjoy anyway! 🤍 my masterlist is here
edit¹: ok, now I'm sad while writing this bc I want to be her.
skysrivera:
and suddenly, it's been 1 year since our adventures. little by little, life shows me how worthy I am of your love and your company. I love you forever, bub. <3
tagged: @/taz_skylar
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taz_skylar: life is more comfortable and beautiful with you by my side. happy anniversary, I love you forever, bub - ❤️ liked by author
↳ user: omg you two are so cute together
↳ user: that should be meeeeee
↳ user: girl im so jealous (in a good way)
emilysteaparty: i miss you both so much 🥺 - ❤️ liked by author
↳ user: that should be you, they dont have any chemistry
↳ user: what are you talking about, sky's literally the female version of taz, stop h4ting - ❤️ liked by author
↳ skysrivera: we love you!
user: oh my god you were made for each other ❤️ liked by author
user: sky and skylar, this makes the shipp name easier
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taz_skylar:
my most incredible partner in any adventures I have had the pleasure of experiencing. you light up my 'sky' 😛 i love you!
tagged: @skysrivera
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user: sanji finally has a gf!
user: sagittarius couple be like
bookofjacob: couple goals - ❤️ liked by author
↳ user: GO DRINK WATER
↳ user: jacob/usopp this is the perfect opportunity to ask me out on a date, go ahead
user: @skysrivera, what is it like to live our dream??
skysrivera: not the pun 😂 you light up my sky! - ❤️ liked by author
user: i can see the heart eyes of taz <3
↳ user: MELLORINE
↳ skysrivera: hahahahahah 😂
#taz skylar#taz skylar x reader#taz skylar imagine#opla sanji#sanji x reader#giowriting#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#instagram au#vinsmoke sanji x reader#sanji imagine
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ttpd anthology opinions except i have no thoughts that aren’t the marauders
the black dog: i expected it to give sirius vibes but this is way too much??? this is the most sirius song ive ever heard???
imgonnagetyouback: DORLENE’S SONG OH MY GOD. ITS THEIR SONG?????
the albatross: marlene’s anthem…. this is her song…. what the eff word….. i’m obsessed this might be my third fav song on the album
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus: regulus … this song is so him oh my god i can’t do this
how did it end? : “you were blind to unforeseen circumstances” this song is soo canon compliant jegulus… i was writing a loml inspired one short but now i need to write one inspired by this 😶😶
so high school: the guitar 😻 this song is sooo sirius feeling like he could put his walls down around his friends (especially remus!!!!!!) im going insane!!! sirius feels so high school around remus guys
i hate it here : this song is so me… this song is mine guys what the fuck (also very regulus but.. it’s more me idc) i, too, hate it here and escape to secret gardens that i read about in books as a child in my mind and everyone wants the key but there’s only mine…
thank you aimee: IS THIS NOT LILY AND PETUNIAS RELATIONSHIP???? OH MY GOD????
i look in peoples windows: i love the instrumental omfg. i’m getting MAJOR death by a thousand cuts vibes?? she’s a genius?? this song is SO marylily. lily hoping she could find mary even after she left because she didn’t wanna fight “is it right to not know me” oh my god.
the prophecy: this is my number one song. i have many things to say.
1- so harry??? obviously. it’s literally his song.
2- remus WISHING he wasn’t a werewolf, this is his song.
3- lily yearning for peace for her son, wishing he wasn’t destined to live a terrible life. i feel so much guys.
4- also this song is so me. i relate so much, like so so much….
cassandra: oh this is sirius’ song.. he thought he was free after finally escaping grimmauld place, and thensuddenly james died and he’s in azkaban.
omg wait but also regulus discovering the horcrux and dying before he had the chance to even find out there were others. “i was onto something, they all said nothing”
peter: IS THIS SONG NOT MARLENE/JAMES BEGGING FOR THEIR LIVES AFTER FINDING OUT PETER WAS THE TRAITOR RIGHT BEFORE THEY DIED???? she’s never beating the mskingbean allegations oh my god
the bolter: i don’t know why this song gives me INTENSE narcissa vibes. this is her song imo idk
robin: this is the black family anthem. this is their song, collectively
FINAL SONG, the manuscript: no marauders thoughts bc i related to this song too much and started crying! 😂
overall; i love these songs so much. i like this collection of songs more than the original ttpd (which says something bc that was AMAZING) top song is a definitely the prophecy
#marauders#james potter#regulus black#barty crouch jr#sirius black#evan rosier#marauders era#dorcas meadowes#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#ttpd#anthology#ttpd anthology
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feather , part 2
“ oh, it’s like that ”
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yourusername i told them i wanted to see carlos sainz (and charles leclerc but mainly carlos) and then they proceeded to get all dressed up for mclaren and aston martin
BUT I GOT TO SEE LANDO NORRIS UP CLOSE SO I DEDICATED THIS WHOLE POST TO HIM
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jackhughes bold of you to tag lando as if he’d ever see your post 😂
→ yourusername that emoji is atrocious AND he liked my post so HAH
→ landonorris i did see the post!
→ yourusername AND HE COMMENTED
→ jackhughes yeah but it’s only because you tagged him 😂😂😂
→ charles_leclerc actually i can confirm he stalked her profile as soon as everyone left
→ jackhughes i stand corrected.
→ yourusername I’M GONNA IGNORE THE CONTEXT OF THE REPLY BECAUSE CHARLES LECLERC OH MY FUCKING LORDDD
colecaufield don’t forget about fernando alonso
→ yourusername that’s your man coley i’m not taking him from you 🙌🙌
→ colecaufield WHAT? SINCE WHEN WAS HE MY MAN??
username42 i only came here because lando got tagged but then i saw her other posts and SHE’S SO GORGEOUS?? WHO IS SHE
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→ yourusername OKAY username5 HIT US WITH THE PARAGRAPHHH???
rutgermcgroarty YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD TAKE ME IF YOU EVER WENT TO AN F1 RACE
→ yourusername IT WAS SPONTANEOUS AND JACK ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT AN EXTRA TICKET
→ rutgermcgroarty NOT AN EXCUSE
username17 I DIDN’T KNOW YOU LIKED F1 WHATT
username88 WHY IS SHE LITERALLY ME, I LOVE THE FERRARI DRIVERS SO MUCH
→ yourusername carlos sainz ❤️
trevorzegras didn’t know you were so obsessed with lando norris lil drizzy 👀
→ yourusername LIL DRIZZY NEEDS TO DIE RN.
→ yourusername AND LANDO WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MY FAVORITES DON’T EVEN
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mackie.samo uh oh he’s getting pouty 😥
edwards.73 little drizzle he’s been glaring at his phone for 15 mins straight
→ yourusername NOT YOU TOO THE NICKNAMES ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
lhughes_06 i could’ve come with.
→ jackhughes hell no
→ yourusername it’s okay moose, jack and trev were being annoying the whole time anyway 😊
→ lhughes_06 still i could’ve gone
→ yourusername but lukey you don’t even like f1
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→ _quinnhughes i call bullshit
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lhughes_06 yo the shades are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
→ luca.fantilli and the rings are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
→ trevorzegras and the necklace is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
→ yourusername please stop speaking like 8th grade boys
_alexturcotte aw mini drysdale you look very pretty
→ yourusername AW THANK YOU SM TURCS ☺️🥰
→ jamie.drysdale stop trying to make a move on MY SISTER
→ yourusername OH MY GOD JAMIE STOP
→ trevorzegras i believe i was the one who was first in line turcs, wait your turn 😒
→ adamfantilli actually i think someone ELSE was first in line… cough cough
→ _alexturcotte IT WAS AN INNOCENT COMPLIMENT
username12 haha 69k likes
dylanduke25 mini drysdale, “feeling myself” means feeling good about yourself or thinking you look good
→ yourusername i feel good about myself and i know i look good 🤭
username23 ATE DOWNNNN
username95 be the sainz to my leclerc I NEED YOU 🛐🛐🛐🛐
edwards.73 you look pretty!
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→ edwards.73 can i not compliment you…..?
→ yourusername you’re being weird.
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this one’s a bit short BUT I STILL LIKE IT!!!
you all got to see the f1 fangirl that was buried deep down in 2021 and my love for lando norris and the ferrari boys measure to no other 🤍
also i might just start putting wtv fandoms im in as collabs bc this is basically a crack series
#luke hughes fic#luke hughes x reader#umich hockey#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes#quinn hughes#jack hughes#trevor zegras#cole caufield#alex turcotte#jamie drysdale#adam fantilli#luca fantilli#ethan edwards#mark estapa#mackie samoskevich#dylan duke
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🪓 Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Some Thoughts 🪓
I decided to rewatch NPMD (second day in a row 🙈) and wanted to write down some random thoughts and reactions because why the fuck not 😌
‼️ SPOILERS FOR NPMD BELOW ‼️
I loved this show from the second it started omg I love things about murder 🤭
“Riiiiichie… Riiiiiichie…” — kind of gave off IT vibes ngl
They really killed off Jon Matteson’s nerd character in the first 35 seconds 💀
“They twisted his nipples off 🤣” - WHY WAS HE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT
THE PROJECTION OF THE TITLE IN THE VICTIM’S BLOOD, STARKID HAD HELLA BUDGET FOR THIS SHOW 🙌🏻
“🎵I’m dead…the blood is arbitrating from my head🎵” needs to become a trending TikTok sound or something oh my fucking gOD
LAUREN YOU QUEEN 🙌🏻👏🏻 also living for that fucking wig
MARIAHHHHHHH 🎵❤️
Definitely felt the “High School is Killin’ Me” “I’m so fucking dead” in my soul even though I’m a full ass adult now
“I was deep in a Twitter fight about a problematic puppy” ROFL OMFG
Joey as Peter Spankoffski 😭👏🏻
ANGELA AS GRACE CHASITY HELL FUCKIN YEAH SHE IS EATING THIS PART UP
We all knew someone at school who snitched to the teachers lbh 💀
“So you don’t wanna be bullied?” “No, I wanna be invisible.” “…then why do you come to public school dressed in suspenders and a fucking bow tie?” - PLEAAAASE 💀🤣
MICRO-PETER 😂💀
Joey taking off his glasses and going “oh god” under his breath, “IT’S NOT ACTUALLY A MICROPENIS”… oh he ATE the role, R*bert who?!?
“My titties are tenderised” - I MEAN SAME BUT-?!?
“I didn’t know you were funny.” “Neither did I.” “I like funny guys.” — I AM SORRY BUT IM ALREADY SHIPPING HARD
Actually obsessed with Richie’s hair and outfit like I can’t explain it other than I’m obsessed
IT’S MAX JÄGERMAN
“Ohh well there’s a difference between intent and impact - I learnt that at an anti bullying assembly last month, FUCK NUGGET” took me off guard tbh like I know I’m tired and easily surprised but still 🤭
GRACE CHASITY PROTESTING THE CO-ED HOMECOMING DANCE I CANNOT-
Jägerman is literally the archetype of the school bully jock who peaked in high school like omg but also he’s into Grace?!?!
“I run laps in the gym and I don’t want to slip on any SPUNK” - FUCKING HELL
“Can I carry your books for you?” “Carry my books? 🤢 I don’t think either of us are ready for that, I mean we’re only 18!”
“My little dirty girl.” — 😳😲😮💨
“I am only one man’s girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ!” — IM FUCKING HOWLING ANGELA KILLED THE DELIVERY OF THAT LINE I CANT-
“I’m a literal monster!” - oh so Max is self aware then 🤔
“This is politics, Stephanie 🙄 learn to multitask!”
I love that Starkid keep casting Corey as Mariah’s dad?!?
Stephanie is apparently her father’s “October surprise”… so her birthday is in October, like Hannah Foster’s? 🤔
“Stephanie, please, I’d like to have an intelligent conversation with you - in other words, shut up” - DAMN WHAT A BURN
NOOO NOT HER PHONE 😰 (I am also addicted to my phone so I get it lol)
NOT STEPHANIE THROWING HER HAND BETWEEN HER PHONE AND THE HAMMER OMFG (same though)
Mayor Lauter really said “I don’t give a shit if you lie, steal or cheat to get your grades up, just don’t get caught” - spoken like a true politician
“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?!?” probably should not have resonated with me like it did 🤭
Peter trying to make a joke and Richie and Ruth not getting it is so relatable tbh
I’m obsessed with Ruth’s mushroom jumper tbh
“I just want someone to touch me… anyone, PLEASE” — ROFL (same girl)
“What was it like when she touched your arm?… DID YOU CUM?!?” — 💀💀💀💀
“You and Steph, it’s a fantasy - like a boy and his anime love pillows. It’s a beautiful dream, but I’ll never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms.” — I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
“I’m such a loser, telemarketers hang up on me” 💀😭
DID RICHIE JUST FUCKING SAY “NANI!” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT DEAL WITH THIS SHOW 🤣
Richie and Ruth climbing Pete like a tree and demanding to know what Stephanie is saying is so ridiculously funny 😆
“Really, Ruth? A Star Wars analogy? Need I go into why Attack on Titan is superior in every possible way?” — STARKID UNDERSTAND THE NERDS I LOVE IT
“You’re telling me I gotta be funny again?!? I didn’t do it on purpose the first time!”
“Pete, you’ve been given a once in a lifetime opportunity - someone’s willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening! This may never happen again!” — damn wish that would happen to me 😭🙈
Not Pete getting a boner during “Cool as I think I am” 🙈
Nooooo not Max finding Pete before he could go into the restaurant to meet Stephanie 😭
“I’m sick of your ssshhhhit!” — YES PETEY STAND UP TO HIM
The fact Max said “Rendezvous” as “Randay-Voose” 💀
The way it transitioned from “say your prayers” to the Chasity family going “AMEN” was PERFECTION
Grace’s father referring to his wife as “mother” is…something 💀
“He came up to me in the hallway and he asked if he could carry my books.” “Oh, Mark - I didn’t know that sort of thing happened at Hatchetfield High! Do you think you should call the boy’s father?” — ?!?!?!
“Mom, will you pass the butt stuff? The butter. Butter. Will you pass the butter? (Chuckles nervously) I just want some head and butter. BREAD! Bread! Bread and butt-sex to go with this big shaft of meat I’m gonna choke down. Oh boy…oh criminy!” - THE SCREECH I GAVE WAS UNHOLY
“I’ve just got some butterflies in my tummy; and they’re flying REAL low today” 😭💀🙈
GRACE FANTASISING ABOUT MAX IN THE BATH I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS
“Brewing up a big ol’ pot of dirty girl soup” - ABSOLUTELY NOT 💀
HES FUCKING SHIRTLESS WHAT THE FUCK-
“Everyone’s got their secrets, and this one’s mine. I love… Jesus! 😃” - this was when I definitely knew she was fantasising because ain’t no fucking way-
WAS THE DIRTY GIRL SONG SUPPOSED TO BE VIEWED AS HOT BECAUSE I AM VERY FLUSTERED AND CONFUSED AND TOTALLY VIBING WITH THE TUNE
🎵 DIRTY DIRTY GIRL WON’T YOU PRAY FOR ME🎵
You see, if Christian parents didn’t repress their teenager’s hormones and sexuality then MAYBE their teenagers wouldn’t resort to murder 🙃
Grace’s dad saying he’s going to get the plunger when she said she was doing a big poop 😭💀
Grace really thinks that impure thoughts only happen after marriage and I almost envy her innocence
“Money isn’t everything… looks are.” - yeah no that about sums people up in this day and age 😑
“We thought you were waifu material, but you’re just a bully” — NOT WAIFU MATERIAL 💀
PETE’S BLACK EYE NOOOO 😭🥺
Grace is kind of a psychopath and I’m loving that for her tbh
“I’m not comfortable with the plan if it involves that kind of language” but she’s comfortable with filming someone getting terrified and pissing their pants 💀
The “the place is not structurally sound” comment was DEFINITELY foreshadowing
“I get pus in my pits!” Jesus ☠️
🎵🤌🏻we’re gonna bully the bully🤌🏻🎵
“We’re gonna cut off his nips!” - what is with the obsession with n!pples in this show 😳
I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT KEEPING THE BEANS COOL
“You’re like super nice to me 😀” “…not really. I’m just doing the bare minimum here.” “You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.” “Oh, that’s sad!” — 😂😅🤣
“Okay, Richie, be honest… Am I reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda” — OH FUCKING GOD IM CACKLING
“You kinda look like that homeless guy from downtown” 💀 FOURTH WALL BREAK?!?
Max must be VERY drunk because ain’t no way he thought Pete was a ghost or Ruth was actually a skeleton 💀
“Grace, we gotta abort the plan, it’s not working!” “It’s working for me, he’s so violent! 😍”
Not Max actually being touched by them putting this whole thing together for him 💀 very much giving off himbo vibes and I love him for that
MAX FELL THREE STOREYS
Oh my GOD THE FUCKING MAKE UP ON MAX FOR HIS DEATH SCENE HOLY SHIT
“NERDY! PRUDES! MUST! DIE!” — oh hey it’s the name of the show! 😃 And also it was written on the wall in… oh 😳
“I did get a lot of incriminating footage of us luring him here with malicious intent!” - uh oh
“My god! We’re going to jail! And with my luck, no one will even bother making me their bitch!” — PLEASE 💀
“It wasn’t murder, and it wasn’t an accident… it was an act of God! 😇” - Grace is UNHINGED
“No more tickling in our mommy spots!” - OUR WHAT SPOTS?!?
“🎵🤌🏻 We’re gonna bury the body! 🤌🏻🎵”
“Oh no she’s snapping again”
“I just cut off his nips 😌” - again with the nips?!?
DAN AND DONNA 😃😃😃
“Two weeks of heartache” - cut to all of his classmates happy without his influence 💀
STEPH PASSED THE TEST! 😃
“Ya know, this is really your C+.” “Oh Steph… you can keep it. It’d really bring down my GPA.”
Steph asking Pete out to the football game 🥹😁 we love to see it!
GO GO NIGHTHAWKS! 😃🦅 (I know it’s an eagle emoji there’s no hawk emoji 🙈)
“N, I-G, H-T… *squawk squawk* Ks!” 👏🏻🙌🏻
Richie is the team mascot and they wanted/needed him in the huddle 🥹
They apologised for bullying him 😭👏🏻
“And we’d like to apologise in advance for if Max ever comes back, ‘cause we’ll probably go right back to doing it”
“Fuck Clivesdale! Fuck ‘em straight to hell! Assholes!” — AGREED! 👏🏻
I’m 90% sure Jon actually struggled with taking that mascot top off but it worked well with the scene so 😌
“I love being alive! 😃” — oh he’s so about to fucking die, isn’t he?
IT’S MAX CALLING FOR RICHIE HES BACK FROM THE DEAD
MAX’S COSTUME/MAKE UP IS AMAZING OH MY GOD 😌💅🏻
“Should’ve joined the smoke club you nerdy prude” — ANOTHER SMOKE CLUB REFERENCE
Every song on this soundtrack fucking slaps I LOVE IT
There’s not very many men that can pull off being absolutely absolutely fucking terrifying while dancing and singing across the stage but Will Branner managed it so kudos to him
The bit where Richie was repeating what Max said (“who will pray for me? When I’m gone?”) was INSANELY GOOD
“What did they find? You don’t say…you don’t say!” “What’d they find, dad?” “They didn’t say” - 💀
“Oh heck… I’m so hecking fudged”
“*relieved* Oh well we don’t know anything about that one!” “Or ANY one!”
“Maybe it’s a coincidence. People tell me to die every day!” — Okay why is Ruth kind of me 😭
THE FUCKING CAMEOS IN “HATCHET TOWN” ASDFGHJKL?!?! ZIGGY?! MAN IN A HURRY?!? GERALD MONROE?!?
“Ohhh I remember before the lockdown” - yeah me too 😅
THE BARBECUE MONOLOGUES GOT ME HOLLERING 💀
Ruth walking onto the stage and into the spotlight 🥺 literally she was me this whole scene omg I relate so hard to most of what she said ASDFGHJKL
Lauren ATE that song up by the way
MAX KILLED HER BY WEDGIE-ING HER IN TWO AND THEN PUT THE PANTS OVER HER HEAD WHAT THE FUCK MAX 😭
Him telling her to “project” so those in the back row could hear her triggered me so bad as an actor omg 😳
Grace really accusing the entirety of Clivesdale 💀
As soon as the WWJD bracelet was brought up I KNEW what was going on 😭
“Who’s plan was it, Grace?” “It was God’s plan! And now he’s leaving me out to dry! Do something, you son of a bitch!” 💀😅🤣
Grace has lost her fucking SHIT and I fully support that for her
“Show Me Your Hands” musical refrain?!
BEANIES?!? PAUL AND EMMA?!? 😭😭😭 ITS FUCKING PAUL AND EMMA I CANNOT-
“Cup of roasted coffee” refrain too?!?
PAUL GAVE EMMA HIS NUMBER 😭❤️
PAUL + EMMA IN EVERY SINGLE TIMELINE, EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE-
“EXCUSE ME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL HAVE NOT RECIEVED MY GODDAMN HOT CHOCOLATE” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂 I FUCKKING CANT IM DONE
🎵”Don’t need a lover boy need a lover man / sure I’m a sapiosexual and you’re intellectual but I’ll cut my lover losses when I can” 🎵 — this song goes so hard omg
Grace pushing between them and shouting “leave room for Jesus!” 💀
“Do we need to get ahold of Ruth?” “Good luck getting ahold of her. Does your phone pls cover calls to hell?” “…Hell?” “She’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?!?” — 💀
Grace whipping out the gun and telling Steph to cool her beans was so iconic of her
“(Canadian accent) ‘Cause if I’m going down, you hosers comin’ with me, eh” — OH MY FUCKING GOD
Doesn’t shock me a cop would arrest Paul for zero fucking reason, fuck the police 💀
“All I wanted was to be a regular girl with no sexual desire until she was safely married 😭” the FUCK-
“Don’t comfort her, she’s fuckin’ weird” 💀
“I don’t give a shit who you kill - but you just had to go and do it in that house, didn’t you?” — Mayor Lauter really said “murder is fine but NOT in that specific house, you fucking idiots”
THE LORDS IN BLACK?!? 😃 WIGGLY AND BLINKY AND POKEY AND NIBBLY AND TINKY?!?!? FUCK YEAAAAHH
“She gave me head in her car - check it out!” *throws Miss Tessburger’s head onstage* — BRO THE FUCK
WELP I GUESS MAYOR LAUTER IS DEAD THEN?!?
“Detective Shapiro, are you a woman of faith?” “Catholic.” “I’ll take that as a no” — THE FUCK GRACE 😑
They’re really about to summon five otherworldly entities who are evil I’m-
The Summoning screams CRACK and I’m living for it
“Hello Fwendy-Wends” - SCREAMING LITERALLY FUCKING SCREAMING
“WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE” TOOK ME OUT ASDFGHJKL
SHE CHERISHES PETE 😭
“Pay the price or fuck off” 💀
Can I just say that I need would love a show specifically just about the Lords in Black fucking about and it’s Jon the whole time as Wiggly exactly as he was during the Summoning scene because that was AMAZING IM SHAKING-
The fact Pete cherishes Steph and she cherishes him oh my hEART 😭
“Hey Steph, if things were different, would you wanna come to homecoming with me?” “I’d like that, Pete. I’d really like that.” - SHUT THE FUCK UP NO 😭😭😭
Not Max saving Pete from being shot 💀
“So you do know the Bible!” — GRACE OMG IM SCREECHING HELP
“But Jesus never threw a football like you, Max” - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Max being confused about what dirty girl soup is and then being turned on when she explains 😭💀
“Take me, Max, right here on the 50 yard line!” — oh dear gOD
Max’s struggle over whether to kill Steph and Pete or whether to bang Grace omfg 😭😅
THE NOISES OFF STAGE OMFG WTAF 😭💀😂😅🤣
Grace got Max kicking his feet, twirling his hair, after one shag, just like a teenage girl 💀 I’m crying so hard with laughter I can’t cope with it-
GRACE GAVE HIM HER CHASTITY AND SACRIFICED WHAT SHE CHERISHED MOST ASDFGHJKL
PETE AND STEPHANIE AT HOMECOMING TOGETHER ASDFGHJKL ✨T H E M ✨
Grace choosing not to get the dance cancelled and she brought a date?!? That’s character development! 😀
She let Jason walk her home?!? O_o and then asked him to kiss her?!?!
“That was… absolutely disgusting! Really, Jason?!? Kissing on the first date?!?” Oh noooo 💀
“You’re a dirty perv, Jason”
SHES GOT THE FUCKING BLACK BOOK IS SHE SUMMONING THEM AGAIN
🎵DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE🎵
Well thIS TOOK A FUCKING TURN DAMN
Anyway, 11/10, immaculate, amazing, incredible, show-stopping, would recommend to everyone of course and will definitely be rewatching it a LOT 🪓
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#team starkid#joey richter#mariah rose faith#angela giarratana#lauren lopez#jon matteson#curt mega#kim whalen#will branner#corey dorris#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#richie lipschitz#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#max jagerman#mariah rose faith casillas
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Hi Gina, this is probably a weird question to ask; when I followed you 3 years ago, I had obsession with your mp fics and would open a lot of them and read your pov about the fics. In one of them you said something like "you cried a bucket full of tears when reading it" , and I can't even remember which category it was in , Do you remember which one it is or which fics made you cry?
Oh, I’ve been meaning to make one of these fic rec lists. Be forewarned, I cry very, very easily so it’s going to be a very long list (and some people might roll their eyes at what’s made me cry) 😂 Even as long as this is, I’m sure I’ve forgotten some.
Gold-skinned, eager baby by StarryDay13 / @daydreaming-sunflower (E, 17K) This was soft and tender and sexy and beautifully done. There were wonderful moments of gentleness and vulnerability as Harry awkwardly expresses his thoughts about his gender and his feelings for Louis, and as Louis reasons and holds space for who Harry is. I really just loved this one. And I cried. So that’s a bonus. 😆
Deux Fantômes by ohpleaselarry (E, 16K) So, let me start by saying I cried through ¾ of this. I promise it’s a happy ending, but it’s heavy and very moving. Please read the tags as there are some triggering things, but it’s also so sweet and gentle and really well written.
of the divine by @thedevilinmybrain (Mixed ratings, 2-part series, 104K) Oh my god. This series. I cried buckets. It’s so beautifully written. The sex scenes are so tender and sexy, but in such a pure way. Their relationship is so good… you can totally feel how much they love each other, the climactic scene OH MY GOD so intense. It’s also got great zouis friendship and a very sweet narry friendship. Tender punk Louis and guardian angel Harry. Read it.
The bed and the carpet by orphan_account (E, 8K) So, this was written a while ago, and because of that there are some things which... irk me (like the use of “orbs”). But it’s really gentle and sweet and sexy. Thanks to the anon who told me they cried reading it. I did, too.
Lovely, made from love by userkant (T, 1K) This was so lovely and so moving (yes, I cried). This author wrote so much emotion into this short fic, please give it a read. I loved it.
may we all have a vision now and then by momentofclarity / @gaycousinlarry (M, 4K) This author is one of my favorite writers in this fandom and everything they do is infused with so much delicacy and tenderness. I literally cried through this fic because of how wounded Harry’s character feels. Read it and then treat yourself to their whole AO3 catalogue.
every universe but ours by @28finelines (E, 50K) This fic is so touching and funny and sexy and I read it all in one go––thankfully just before I published this post! Please go read it because it’s like reading multiple Larry fics in one, each one with that “I would find you in any lifetime” vibe.
Fading by tothemoonmydear (M, 202K) Let me start by asking you to please tread carefully with this one. It’s a very well-written fic, but it deals very graphically with Louis’ character’s eating disorder. At the time it was written, some people felt it did not portray ED recovery accurately, so if the subject is at all triggering for you, please don’t read this one. If that’s not an issue for you, make sure you have tissues ready because I ugly cried through almost all of this. I read it years ago and loved it at the time, but it’s not one I could handle reading twice.
wake the morn and greet the dawn (with hearts entwined and free) by mixedfandomfics (T, 21K)I cried the first third of the way through this because this author painted such a beautiful picture of Harry’s emotions, his found family, and the setting. I love how they slowly unraveled Louis’ story and the tender, sweet way they ended up together. And Niall!! The best friend/brother you could ask for.
Love you in the dark by Perzikje (E, 10K) This is such a tender and moving portrait of these characters. This author does a great job at capturing Harry’s struggle with the shame he feels (yes, I cried), and then beautifully portrays the balm of the way Louis loves him.
for as long as I can remember (it’s always been december) by green_feelings / @greenfeelings (E, 128K) This author always delivers on the angst, so yes…I cried. I loved the sense of the inevitable with these two characters — as in real life, they’re just meant to be. But first they’ll go through hell.
an entire desert in our hourglass by tofiveohfive (E, 20K) I told the author yesterday that I really appreciated the pain they wove into this story because they did such a good job making the emotions relatable –– even with a pre-apocalyptic setting –– so the feeling cut even deeper. Such a good read. And even though the tags said there was a happy ending (which there is), I still cried buckets.
haunted by the ghost of you by missandrogyny (E, 49K) Sweet and funny, filled with great banter and OT5 friendship. And yes…I cried. A lot.
deleted your number (so i can’t call you) by tofiveohfive / @sunflowrsix I think this author does such a great job with writing realistically about breakups and the emotions that are involved. Things aren’t just suddenly solved -- there’s still anger and hurt and a realization that better communication is needed. It’s just very refreshing to read. And of course, I cried.
the best part of me (was always you) by @moonshinelouis-archive (E, 6K) Gorgeous writing. The descriptions of heartbreak and missing someone and still loving them were really well done. And I cried. Of course.
everything suspended by louisandthealien (M, 9K) Set in the late 1990s/early 2000s, this fic is SO so good. And it’s so angsty and so incredibly well written. I felt every bit of tension and emotion and was so wrung out by the end. But it’s also such a gorgeously crafted fic. I just love it.
hope you guessed my name by juliusschmidt (E, 9K) Harry is a devil, Louis is human. I don’t know what it is about this fic, but I just adore it. It’s so moving and so beautifully written and yes, I cried over Harry being a lonely cryptid.
Through Eerie Chaos by mediawhore / @mediawhorefics (GA, 102K) This one is set both in present day and the 1920s and I absolutely adore this fic. This is such a unique and compelling story, the writing is beautiful, the characters are wonderfully realized, and I ugly cried for realz. Such a good fic.
Save your loving arms for a rainy day by BriaMaria / @briannamarguerite (E, 19K) Oh, I really loved this. Beautiful writing. Lovely characterizations. I love how harry makes Louis realize who he is/what he wants, but doesn’t “save” him. And yes, I cried…not from the angst this time, but from the declarations and descriptions of feelings. This author just gets it right.
the impossible now by stylinsoncity (M, 65K) I screamed about this fic for weeks when it was first posted because it’s just so moving and so beautifully written. It’s got a twist to it that makes it both wonderful romantic and heartbreaking at the same time. Happy ending, I promise, but I cried. A lot. Shocker, I know.
Little Technicolor Things by scary_crow (M, 72K) This is truly one of the most beautiful pieces of writing I have ever read and it is an absolutely travesty that it’s not being talked about every day. This fic is gorgeous and poetic and romantic and heartbreaking and an explosion of metaphoric images and everything I never knew I needed but now that I have it I want to read it over and over and over.
Finding Lou by stylinsoncity (M, 60K) This author’s writing is always such a pleasure to read -- they really know how to craft a moving story. Slow burn romance with some super sexy smut and lots of emotions. Yes, I cried.
Your Name Is Tattooed On My Heart by mcpofife (E, 87K) I reread this one recently and it's truly delightful. The characterizations are so well done. Harry is so endearing (I cried over his heartbreak). And the smut is both hot and really emotional. Love this one.
Love Is A Rebellious Bird by 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews (E, 135K) Everything about this fic is glorious. I’m always struck by how well the characters are fleshed out, how their behavior lines up with their backstory, how ridiculously hot the chemistry is, and how agonizing the angst is. So yes, no shocker, I cried buckets. Thank god for a happy ending.
Empty Skies by green_feelings / @greenfeelings (E, 13K) I just started re-reading this the other day and it holds up so well. This author is always a pleasure to read. Their fics just are well plotted and the characters are nicely fleshed out. I loved Perrie as Harry’s bestie, the bitterness and angst is PAINFUL, and the ending feels well earned.
my heart is breathing for this moment in time by usedtothebeach (E, 160K) Probably my absolute favorite time travel fic. I’ve read it more times than I’d like to admit, and every time I love it more. One of the things I like most is how organically the author weaves in canon events…every little moment is an easter egg without it being so obvious that it pulls you out of the fic. Anyway, this one is so moving and so absorbing, I hope you like it if you give it a try! There’s an 18K companion piece to it as well, but you’ll see the link at the appropriate time when you’re reading the main fic (and when you read the scene that breaks your heart –– in the best possible way –– come and scream at me. You’ll know which one I mean).
no one does it better by nodibs (E, 50K) Oh lord. Get your tissues and hang on tight. Such well-written heartbreak. Happy ending, but you have to suffer first.
like a bastard on the burning sea by vashtaneradas (NR, 21K) Heartbreaking, perfect writing. So well-written that the fandom hated real-life Harry for a while after this was posted.
Also, you might want to check out my recs for:
Sad/Open Endings
Major Character Death
Angst
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