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worldgreatestarchersimp · 1 year

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Dating the Hargreeves would include

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The Hargreeves x gn!reader

Lila Pitts x gn!reader

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Gifs are not mine

English is not my first language

A/n: Guess it looks like I´m starting to write again. So my requests are open again. But trought my time and school schedule it could take some time, because I´m also having big exams comming.

Luther Hargreeves

You love hearing stories about his life on the moon. He mostly thinks that his stories are boring but you assure him that you like them.

Since he lived on the moon you are his first everything. maybe not his first love Like in everything. First kiss, first time, ... Because of that felt insecure. He tought you would leave him because of this.

He was also scared how you´d react of his condition. He kept it a secret until Diego told him to tell you.

You were shocked at first but you didn´t mind one more reason to hate his dad

He´s the biggest softy and very protective over you.

He alwyas takes you out to cute picnics.

Diego Hargreeves

Let´s say he has type: badass people

You both meet in the box club.

He teaches how to throw knives

You both are gym rats. And always competion each other.

He´s trying so hard to be the ´Alpha-Male´ but fails miserably.

You and him annoying the rest of the family with prankwars

He´s a big cocky wannabe who shamelessly flirts with anytime and everywhere.

His love language is physical touch. He´s a big sucker for cuddling and doesn´t if he is big or little spoon rigth now.

You are saving him from from stupid actions and descision he might would do.

Allison Hargreeves

Fighting with her together against rasicm (it does not matter if you´re black or white or idk)

Raising Claire together. Spoiler alert she absolut loves you.

Being always on your side. We are not supporting S3 Allison inthis household

Finding Luther weird. Not for his condition. but for hid behaviour towards your girlfriend.

Finding her power extrem cool. But after hearing that faked her whole life with her power, the first big fight began. She assured you she wouldn´t do that to you and only did it to het ex because she tought she was a failure.

You wanted to believe her but you were scared that you were also in her curse or whatever it got called.

It was suprisly Luther who brought you two back together.

Klaus Hargreeves

Spontaneous roadtrips somewhere in the world.

You are the only person who knows he´s non-binary.

You both are the funny duo everyone is annoyed of. Like recreating memes at midnight or laughing always by just looking at each other.

You´re taking his drug problemn serious and helping him to sober up.

You are his second and hopefully last love.

Going shopping and catwalking the new clothes all over the hous just to annoy his family more. The only one who seem to enjoy it is ghostie Benerino.

He tells you at random momtents how much he loves you.

Viktor Hargreeves

He had massive trust issuses at first thanks to that bitch

To his birthday you bought him a violin, so could find peace in his playing again. But he got lowkey scared to end the world again. But he tried it anyways one night. When you heard him playing it was so beautiful. Since then he plays every night for you.

You comfort him after his nightmares.

Teaching him some self-defense.

Growing from hating Luther to liking loving him. And starting to hate Allison.

He teaches you how to play violin.

You are always reading to him, because he likes your voice and it comforts him but this little bean sleps always in

Lila Pitts

SARCASM

Your realationship is full of sarcastic comments. What confussed the Hargreeves and other people.

You are the only one she trusts after hearing, that her ´mother´ killed her parenets.

You two meet, because you were her mission, but she fell for you. So your realationship started with trust issues.

Suprisly it was Five who got you both together and played wingman.

She´s very cocky, but so are you. One thing she loves about you.

Teaming together upwith Five, because he´s the only one who´s not a man-child, acording to you.

She´s saving you from stupid actions and descision you might would do.

#umbrella acedmy #umbrella academy x reader #tua #tua x reader #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader #allison hargreeves x reader

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r0b1ns · 2 years

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UMBRELLA ACADEMY X GN (MASC LEANING) READER

WAKING UP WITH THE THEM HEADCANONS

Characters: Klaus, Diego, Viktor, Ben (both), Allison, Lila, Luther

CW: very slight mention of spicy times

WORD COUNT: 650+

Sorry some of them are short

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KLAUS HARGREEVES

-klaus usually wakes up before you

-in some weird ass position

-he stretches, goes to the bathroom, and returns to bed

-he cuddles close to you and puts your arm around him

-its hard for him to fall asleep again

-so he traces details on your hands

-veins, lines, scars, tattoos

-sometimes mumbling something quietly

-kisses your fingers and palms

-he really wants to hug you but doesn't want you to wake up

-so when he feels you stir he whisper asks you if you're awake

-"are you awake (nickname)"

-if you are he turns to face you and hugs your waist

-likes to kiss your collarbones

-you rub his beck and play with his hair

-tells you about the weird dream he had

-you lay like this until one of you is hungry

-he complaints that you need to get out of bed

-but you drag him out and you make yourselves something to eat

DIEGO HARGREEVES

-you usually wake up at the same time

-either you're on Diego's chest or he's on your stomach

-he grunts and complains about the sun in his eyes

-you joke about him being grumpy

-than he smiles at you and and kisses your cheek

-you get up almost immediately

-he has training routine to follow

-sometimes if he finishes early he'll shower and get back to you

VIKTOR HARGREEVES

-most of the time he wakes up before you

-he just lays there with you in his arms

-just admiring your face

-he traces your features and accidentally wakes you up

-he feels bad but you reassure him it's ok

-you like to kiss him and brush his hair of his forehead

-viktor loves to just wrap his hands around you and say nothing

-but unfortunately his siblings make so much noise you can't possibly stay in bed

-you look at each other and roll your eyes

-having to get off of your comfortable bed

-you like to make breakfast cause he can't cook shit

-sorry Viktor

LILA PITTS

-there's not much to say

-she either wakes you up by kissing you

-and than it leads to more

-or she's already gone somewhere by the time you wake up

-i wish I could write more but that's it

ALLISON HARGREEVES

-you wake up before her

-you wake up hugging her in some way

-you like to caress her cheek with your thumb

-she wakes up with a smile and snuggles close to you

-asks how your night was

-likes to brush her fingers through your hair (if you have any)

-if your hair is too curly for this she just swirls it around her finger

-doesn't want to get up

-"why do we have to get up it's only 10"

-i like to think you piggy back her to the bathroom/kitchen

BEN HARGREEVES/SPARROW

HARGREAVES: -well he's a ghost

-so..

-he doesn't sleep

-but he likes to lay/float on your bed in the morning

-just watching you

-not in a creepy wat ofc

-sometimes likes to scare you

-"how long have you been here?" "Just a few hours ^_^"

SPARROW: -already awake

-like four hours before you

-when you come out of your room he smiles at you

-says "oh look who's up" in a sarcastic tone

-made breakfast for you while you were showering

-if anyone besides you two is in the kitchen he acts like he doesn't really care about you

-but everyone knows he does

LUTHER HARGREEVES

-always hugs you when you wake up

-is still asleep

-snores

-loud

-you try to tangle out of his hands but fail

-you'll have to wake him up to go to the bathroom

-wakes up like a mom

-"what? What's happened, is everything alright?"

-you say you just need to go to the bathroom

-he apologizes to you and let's go of you

-you kiss his nose and go to the bathroom

-asks you how you slept when you return with a dorky smile

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gravity-barbie · 1 year

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Dating the Umbrellas, and Five giving you ‘the shovel talk’ HCs

Characters: Five, Allison, Klaus & Lila

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Masterlist

Allison Hargreeves

-Allison is slightly on edge the day she has to introduce you to her family, thoroughly warning you of all their… ‘quirks’ beforehand, and likewise threatening her siblings to be on their best behaviour

-And Five must of taken Allison seriously because when you meet he’s actually perfectly civil, even friendly by his standards, asking some expected questions but not otherwise showing you too much interest

-And even Allison feels satisfied enough to be comfortable leaving you two alone for a moment when she has to have a word with a different brother, but it’s then that there’s a shift in Five

-Five doesn’t doubt for a second that Allison can handle herself, she’s one of his strongest and smartest siblings, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t take someone hurting her seriously, so he’ll do his part to dissuade you from such foolishness

-He doesn’t need to make a big show of his warning, but it’s almost more chilling how calm he is, as he delivers a threat that only a former assassin could, and waits patiently for your response

-Of course you insist you would never hurt Allison and he accepts that for now, clapping you on the shoulder and offering you a drink just as his sister returns

-You know Allison would probably want you to tell her about that conversation with Five but you don’t dare

Klaus Hargreeves

-Klaus wasn’t intending on introducing you to Five, or any of his siblings yet for that matter, so you’re already at a disadvantage when Five pays Klaus an unexpected visit and meets you, who he didn’t even know existed

-He’s pretty overtly snarky towards you both, getting in jabs in between talking about whatever he came over for, and when Klaus finally directly introduces you two, Five basically outright asks ‘So what are your intentions with my brother?’

-All the while Klaus is trying to ease the tension with his usual brand of off-color jokes that only make you feel more awkward, you can’t help but appreciate his intentions though

-When Five gets you alone for a minute, the intensity he addresses you with makes everything else he’s said sound like friendly banter, as he warns you not to hurt his brother if you value breathing

-As nervous as he makes you, you understand Five’s protectiveness, appreciate it even, because you better than anyone know how vulnerable Klaus is, and how many times he’s been hurt

-And you tell him that, as well as that you’ll never hurt Klaus, and you’ll never let anyone else hurt Klaus, and he must believe you because after looking surprised and skeptical for a second he seems to relax

-Despite your shaky first impressions you both walk away from the encounter relieved that Klaus has someone else looking out for him

Lila Pitts

-It was an uphill battle, but eventually you and Lila got serious, serious enough, that when she has to go deal with the newest near-apocalypse, she insists on dragging you along with her, thus introducing you to the Hargreeves

-Five appears pretty indifferent to you, which is what you would expect from Lila’s frenemy, so it’s quite a surprise when once things settle down he pulls you aside and starts acting like he’s her father or something

-It’s over with very quickly, he just tells you he’s glad that you seem to be a positive influence on Lila, but if you do anything to hurt her it’ll be the last thing you ever do, except he uses more colorful language than that

-Honestly it’s kind of rich coming from him, you’re the one who should be threatening him considering what he did to her parents, but you do think maybe it was guilt over that very act that inspired his strange and sudden protectiveness

-Despite his baby-face, his strong language could definitely freak you out, and just to be safe you do tell Lila, who finds your fright more amusing than anything else, and only offers you a playfully patronising kind of comfort

-She’s also just as surprised, wanting every detail, her first instinct is to go ruthlessly make fun of Five for it, but you manage to convince her to not to let him know you told her

-While she doesn’t let it show, Lila is actually very touched that Five would do that, for the first time in a long while it makes her feel like she has some kind of family

#the umbrella academy preferences #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy x reader #tua x reader #tua x you #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader #five hargreeves x reader

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erenxfrieda · 2 years

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Yandere!Five x Reader x Yandere!Lila (Ghostface AU)

a/n: happy Halloween btw, gonna do my request soon again.

warnings: dark/yandere content, mentions of killing people, some violence, no good ending for reader, Lila and Five is the best frenemies, my small headcanons about Lila&Five&The Comission, some threats, swearing, Lila is flirty, Five is the grumpy little old guy.

Lila and Five are already quite an interesting duo, but put these two together and add a little more craziness and these two will be the last ones you want to run into.

I mean, the two of them worked as assassins, they have a hell of a lot of experience in this, their childhood was fucking terrible and they also have superpowers?? what are you even supposed to do?

when they have to work together, they are very good. just think, Five can easily guess that Lila is hiding something, like being the reason why your recent boyfriend suddenly disappeared. would anyone else notice? I don’t think so.

and there’s Lila. she’s annoying him and getting on Five’s nerves a little too much, Five already have to deal with another 6 mentally unstable adults that still acting like a kids and add to this all Lila? that always trying to strike him back because of their past? this man is done.

Lila may try to make fun of Number Five all the time, but she’s not stupid. 5 is literally a legend for the entire Commission. Yes, he is the founder, but above all, he is one of the best assassins in the entire timeline, for everyone he should be an example of exactly how to do their job properly. Lila hates Five for killing her parents, and of course she spent a lot of time dreaming about how exactly she would get revenge on him. but if you plan to kill someone, then you need to know them better.

“Ha! I know it has to be you, little psycho,” Lila smirks proudly, her hands on her hips as she looks at him. “I mean, it`s easy to guess.”

Five rolls his eyes in annoyance, turning away from this crazy woman. “I’m glad you finally found the opportunity to show off your intellect, Lila,” he says, pinching the bridge of his nose. “But right now I’m busy if you didn`t notice.”

“Why won’t you just ask for help, huh?” she shrugs, sitting down on the dresser.

“What?” he frowns slightly, looking confused.

“Ask for help,” she says again. “Do you want me to spell that? A-s-k f-o-r h-”

“I don’t understand why would you even need to get into this mess and helping me.” he wipes sweat off his forehead, sighing softly when takes a quick look at her before going back to work.

She pauses for a moment, thinking about his words. Lila would never get into something like that for Five Hargreeves, no, never in her life. But she would never loose the opportunity to prove something to Number Five, who has so many fans inside the Commission that it’s makes Lila sick.

“So do you need my help or not?” now she is the one who sounds annoyed, but rather offended. “I won’t ask twice, jumpy guy.”

“You know what?” his gaze softens and he tosses towards Lila a sponge with a pair of rubber gloves. “You can actually be very helpful sometimes. Now come on, we don’t have much time until they come home.”

Lila catches everything quickly, smiling widely again, after which she jumps off the drawer and walks towards Five while wearing gloves. She accidentally step on a pool of blood on the floor, and her boots leaving several red dirty prints on a perfectly clean surface.

“Oops.”

“I just fucking ended cleaning here-”

They get along well with each other when it is good for both of them, but not when it comes to the fact that they have to share you. No, don’t even think that they will somehow find a way where they are not going to kill each other, as soon as one of them cross the line and decides to find their own separate way with you and only with you. If Lila will try to steal all your attention from Five - bad for her. If Five will try to do the same - bad for him. It also means problems and for you.

So basically we doing this cool “the one who makes the calls” and “the one who kills” trend. Well, if we going to compare Lila and Five with Billy and Stu there is no doubt that Lila will be as Stu and Five will be as Billy.

Lila can do both roles, not gonna lie, but she really loves those long and intimidating, somehow silly conversations with you while talking on the phone, her cute attempts to scare you, make you tremble and run around the house trying to close all the windows and doors, and it’s actually makes her laugh, especially knowing how useless it is , because come on, we all know that 5 can just teleport wherever he wants and Lila can just… do the same.

Lila sometimes forget that calling at your phone in the middle of the night is an attempt to make you afraid so you’ll be more pliable and when you’re on the verge of going crazy, because almost every day you hear two different types of voices that calls you, one of which threatens to make you suffer if you continue to ignore them, and the second flirts with you, only to say something weird and scary at the end.

You’ve been wearily watching some random horror movie on your TV screen. In fact, you had already lost the countdown a long time ago, you were tired and wanted to go to bed, your eyes were barely open, but part of your waking consciousness could distantly hear the lines from the movie.

An unexpected phone call makes you jump up and wake up immediately, picking up your phone, only to find out it was some unknown number. You decide to answer this call and put the phone to your ear, expecting to hear someone’s familiar voice, thinking that it could be your friends who wanted to prank you or one of your work colleagues but from a different phone number.

“Hello?” you speak uncertainly.

“Hello, who is this?” the voice asks.

“Who are you trying to reach?” you shift slightly in your seat, rubbing your eyes.

“I don’t think it matters now, doll,” the unknown chuckles softly. “You have a pretty cute voice by the way.”

You scoff at their comment, finding this amusing how they tried to flirt with you. “Uh, thanks. But I’m kinda busy with something right now like watching a movie.”

“Is that so?” the stranger pauses briefly before continuing to speak. “What kind of movie?”

You hum softly and tilt your head slightly towards the TV, trying to remember what you watched. “It’s Halloween, so I’m definitely watching scary one.”

You can hear the voice of an unknown person laughing softly at your sarcastic response.

“You’re must be really brave little one to watch this movies all alone at night, huh?” the person asks. “So what’s your favourite scary movie, pretty?”

You yawn in the first half of the person’s sentence and don’t really paid attention to their words, stretching slightly, trying wake up fully and concentrate on the dialogue again, taking the cassette, reading the title of the film. “Uh…Saw, I think?”

“Good choice, this one was so bloody,” you hear their cheering. “So, you have a boyfriend?”

A slight smile appears on your face and you rise from the couch, walking towards the kitchen, still holding the phone in your hands.

“No, I don’t have one,” you answer, playing with a strand of your hair. “Why, you wanna ask me on a date?”

“Maybe I want,” they say and you sighs softly at their attempts. “But you still didn’t told me your name, love.”

“Why do you need to know my name?” you ask nonchalantly as you pop a bag of popcorn into the microwave.

“Because I want to know at who I’m looking right now.”

You freeze in place. It could have been a simple prank in an attempt to make you scared, but still, it really worked on you. “What did you say?”

“I said that I really want to know with who I’m talking-”

Lila doesn’t have time to finish and you immediately end the phone call, which makes her almost break the device she is holding in her hands.

“Damnit!” she swears, sighing loudly in displeasure. “This time was so damn close!”

Lila’s complaints makes Five smile smugly to himself and that only irritates her more. Five leans against the wall with his shoulder as if he was already know how this would end up.

“Don’t smile like that, you little shit,” she grumbles, trying to call you again and again, but you seem to just ignore her attempts.

“Congratulations, Lila,” he shrugs carelessly. “You screwed up again.”

Five will at first be someone you hardly notice when he does his job. Some idiot bothers you? Disappeared. Are you bullied at school? They are all gone. Is someone too close to you and you show genuine interest in them? I’m sorry, but they won’t call you back after the date. Don’t worry, you can cry in the shoulder to your best friends like Lila or Five who will be always here for you. Huh, what a coincidence…

I think Lila will often act as the one to make the calls, as she seems to be the only one who is successful in this and can hold a dialogue with you for more than a couple of minutes. Unlike Number Five. But he really wants to try talking to you. He craves it and he wants to prove that he can make the calls just as well as the dirty work like killing. He would use this as opportunity to tell you everything that he wouldn’t tell you if he was in front of you right now and you would know the real identity of the person who is always calling you so late. But he really just melts because of your sweet voice and he can listen to it for hours while you tell him about your day or plans for the future, Five is a serious and professional man who does his job perfectly. He knows that he has his own work and it needs to be done even though he really wants to forget it all and rest for some time.

“Stop calling me, you weirdo,” you say tiredly.

“Don’t even dare to hang up on me,” 5 warns you, but you immediately end the call despite his words.

As soon as you end up the call, Five, on the other side, closes his eyes and sighs, trying to calm down, them he calls you again. You barely had time to go to bed when you heard the melody of your phone and you had to pick up the device again. You really wanted like to yell at the person who was bothering you, but you are immediately interrupted.

“No, you listen here. Hang up on me and I’ll gut you like a fish, do you understand me?” he threatens you and the tone of his voice makes you tremble. “Now, do you think you can handle that for me, dear?”

I don`t think that any of them would go to kill some person in front of you. Firstly, they don’t want to hurt you, they go too far just by harassing you with calls, but it’s more of a warning, like “don’t go with that guy because he’s not good enough for you” or “you should stay at home tonight and don’t go to that party”. Yes, Ghostface most often calls victims to scare them and then kill them, but they will never touch you. And I also don’t think that they will harm any of your family or just your friends, only those who can potentially / already harm you, otherwise they warn you about it. You really should listen to those scary people that call you or be more attentive when you look out the window and notice a mysterious figure in a black costume in your backyard with those silly scream mask. you have two pairs of eyes that follow you everywhere and they can clearly see more than you so keep it in mind. but yeah, I think Lila sometimes really can just make some calls to you just for fun so Five need to bonk her time to time to remind her job.

#yandere tua #tua x reader #yandere x reader #five hargreaves x reader #yandere five hargreeves #yandere five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves #umbrella academy x reader #yandere umbrella academy #tua imagine #lila pitts x reader #yandere imagines #yandere lila pitts

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stitched-mouth · 5 months

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Wet Fucking

Pairing: Lila Pitts x GN! Reader.

Summary: Whilst the Handler is away, you and Lila decide to make good use of the beautiful bathtub in the hotel.

Warnings: Smut, Bathtub sex, Oral sex (male OR fem receiving, this work is gender neutral), Dry (wet) humping, Lila is a crazy horny little shit, both also emotional and desperate to be fucked.

Writing Time: 40 minutes (how? it’s so short and I didn’t take a break).

Word Count:

Format: Kinktober Imagine, Day 14.

A/N:

Happy to finally write for Lila Pitts. But I’m a little disappointed with this work. Very short like a lot of my Kinktober works. It is my first Kinktober though and I am struggling with keeping up.

Remember when I had a Lila Pitts fan page?

Imagine Lila pulling you down into the tub to defile you.

She would press you up against the wet slippery tile walls just to lick and suck on the special spot in between your legs.

Lila wouldn’t be kind of gentle, she had been needing this for far to long and she finally had her opportunity.

She would eat, suck and spit on you like a feral animal. Her attack wouldn’t stop until you came in her mouth.

Once she had lapped up all your juices, her next attack would start.

Lila would then pull you back down into the now cold soapy water and shove her filthy tongue in your mouth whilst humping your leg like crazy.

Moans would spill out of her mouth continuously and water would ruin the whole bathroom.

You would have to find her hips with your now weak arms and pull her properly into your lap.

Be careful she doesn’t push you down head first into the tub. You’d either bang your head or drown.

That’s how animalistic Lila can get during sex. She tends to forget where you both are.

She would then cry and whimper whilst glazing into your eyes.

“Oh God baby, I’ve missed you much.”

And you missed her. So you were going to show her just much your time apart had pent you up too.

#stitched #stitched talks #stitched writes #stitched’s kinktober #kinktober #kinktober 2023 #netflix #tua #the umbrella academy #smut #lila pitts #lila pitts x reader #lila pitts smut #tua x reader #the umbrella academy smut #tua smut

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sibsteria · 2 years

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Couple’s Texts with The Umbrella Academy

Warnings: smutty, fluff

Summary: cute texts between you and tua

fyi I take no credit for any of these, they are random pics I found on pinterest, google, ect.

Part Three

Masterlist

Lila Pitts

Allison Hargreeves

Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves

#tua season three #tua season 3 #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #lila hargreeves #lila pitts x reader #lila pitts imagine #allison hargreeves #allison hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves imagine #sparrow!ben hargreeves x reader #the sparrow academy x reader #sparrow!ben hargreeves imagine #sparrow!ben #sparrow!ben hargreeves

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lanawinterscigarettes · 2 years

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Send 👏 in 👏 umbrella 👏 academy 👏 requests 👏 please 👏

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knowbodytoldmethat · 2 years

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Umbrella Academy Masterlist

*= smut, minors DNI

The Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves NSFW Headcanons*

Allison Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Play You Like a Violin*

Lila Pitts

The Sparrow Academy

Marcus Hargreeves

Fei Hargreeves

Melting in Your Arms *

Not so Bad (Coming Soon)

Alphonso Hargreeves

Hit Me! (Coming Soon!)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #umbrella academy smut #sparrow academy x reader #umbrella academy x reader #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #marcus hargreeves x reader #fei hargreeves x reader #alphonso hargreeves x reader #sloane hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader

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stitched-mouth-vs-the-world · 7 months

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Wet Fucking

Pairing: Lila Pitts x GN! Reader.

Summary: Whilst the Handler is away, you and Lila decide to make good use of the beautiful bathtub in the hotel.

Warnings: Smut, Bathtub sex, Oral sex (male OR fem receiving, this work is gender neutral), Dry (wet) humping, Lila is a crazy horny little shit, both also emotional and desperate to be fucked.

Writing Time: 40 minutes (how? it's so short and I didn't take a break).

Word Count: 334.

Format: Kinktober Imagine, Day 14.

A/N:

Happy to finally write for Lila Pitts. But I'm a little disappointed with this work. Very short like a lot of my Kinktober works. It is my first Kinktober though and I am struggling with keeping up. Remember when I had a Lila Pitts fan page?

Here are my other Kinktober 2023 works.

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Imagine Lila pulling you down into the tub to defile you.

She would press you up against the wet slippery tile walls just to lick and suck on the special spot in between your legs.

Lila wouldn't be kind of gentle, she had been needing this for far to long and she finally had her opportunity.

She would eat, suck and spit on you like a feral animal. Her attack wouldn't stop until you came in her mouth.

Once she had lapped up all your juices, her next attack would start.

Lila would then pull you back down into the now cold soapy water and shove her filthy tongue in your mouth whilst humping your leg like crazy.

Moans would spill out of her mouth continuously and water would ruin the whole bathroom.

You would have to find her hips with your now weak arms and pull her properly into your lap.

Be careful she doesn't push you down head first into the tub. You'd either bang your head or drown.

That's how animalistic Lila can get during sex. She tends to forget where you both are.

She would then cry and whimper whilst glazing into your eyes.

"Oh God baby, I've missed you much."

And you missed her. So you were going to show her just much your time apart had pent you up too.

#stitched #stitched talks #stitched mouth #stitched writes #stitched’s kinktober #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #lila pitts #lila pitts x reader #lila pitts smut #netflix #lila umbrella academy #tua lila

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lolawassad · 2 years

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hiiiiiii can i req a drabble of just y/n & lilas friendship, i love how u write them 😭

not really a drabble ig but here you have lila n fem!y/n (platonic!) lila x diego ben x reader

No spoilers but sparrow!ben is in this

usage of the word depression, this isnt a serious fic more of a cute smoll thing of Lila n reader! ALSO diego is readers brother

You run up to Lila before jumping on her back, she catches you and continues walking to where Diego is sitting with Ben, both smilling affectionately at the two women approaching them "hey baby" Diego greets Lila when she nears the two men, he goes to kiss her but you slap your hand on his mouth

"please dont kiss my wife!" you say offended "yeah dont kiss me dude" Lila backs you up, Diego scoffs "this again? y/n why do you keep stealing my girl?" he asks after licking your hand making you recoil

"She isnt your girl!" you scold "Im not your girl" Lila repeats after you making you giggle "ok parrot" you whisper to her making her drop you

"DIEGO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN!!" you say "Bennie ouchie!" you continue while looking at your boyfriend and making grabby hands, Ben smirks and gets up when he reaches you Lila steps in front of you "dont touch my wife" she says before turning back to you and pulling you up from the floor

Her hand holds onto yours and she starts pulling you towards a cafe "oh!" you yell "iced coffee to cure my depression?" you joke Lila nods proudly "ofcourse! i take care of my wife" she tells you

Ben and Diego look at eachother before nodding and chasing after their girls, Ben grabs ahold of y/n and Diego grabs onto Lila making them both yell "THIS IS KIDNAPPING LEAVE US ALONE" you yell out "IS THIS HOMOPHOBIA??" Lila yells loudly making people turn and look

"These are our girlfriends" Diego says to a police officer standing not too far away "sadly yes" Lila says not wanting them to get in trouble, the police officer walks away "let me go, i saved you from being arrested you know" Lila scoffs making you giggle

"its true its true!" you agree with her, ben puts you down before throwing you over his shoulder "we need to keep them away from eachother before they actually run away to LA to get married"

"Well techically we did" you say making Diego drop Lila, Ben puts you down and glares at you "excuse me doll" he says "CONFUSION" you yell before running to Lila and dashing into the cafe "hello a large iced coffee and a vodka please" Lila says

"this is a cafe not a bar" the barista says "okay a hot cocao then" Lila says with a sigh before paying and walking to where they put the drinks down

You walk with her and pull her arm over your shoulder, the door opens again and a hand wraps around your arm "you two done?" Diego asks pulling me into his chest making you sigh "okaaay" you say dissapointedly before punching Diego in his stomache "what the hell y/n?" he asks making you stick your tongue out to him "not my fault im Lila's favorite" you tell him before grabbing your iced coffee that just got put down and walk out of the store

Arms wrap around you from behind before you are pulled onto a lap "Hi doll" Ben coos in your ear making you smile "hi" you shyly say "done being fake married?" he asks making you shake your head "never, Lila is my wife till we die!" you tell him with a big smile

He laughs softly "i love you" he says before kissing your cheek "i know!" you beam making him bite your cheek "i love you too squidward!"

#Lila x reader #the umbrella academy season 3 #x reader #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy x y/n #Lila pitts x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves

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spnczr · 2 years

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For 🌺 "When I miss you, It'll change the way I kiss you" and Lila from TUA! Btw the song is NASA by Ariana Grande

(I really hope I'm doing this right!)

You did it right, don’t worry!

i was having a mental debate on whether I should have it based during s3 or not, but i decided against it due to not knowing if you’ve seen it yet and to the fact i couldn’t quite find a way to begin it. Nevertheless, I hope this drabble fits your expectations!

“Well someone’s clingy,” Lila stated as you hugged her, taking in her body heat.

“You were gone for so long, though.” You explained as she slowly wrapped her arms around you. “I haven’t seen you in weeks.”

“The Commission had me working on something.” She told you as you reluctantly peeled yourself off of her body, e/c eyes looking into her brown ones. She watched as you gave her a smile, cupping her face in your calloused hands.

The two of you stared at one another for a minute, taking a moment to examine the faces neither of you had seen in so very long.

That’s until you pulled your girlfriend closer to you, placing your lips against hers. The kiss was full of love. Love that’s been caged inside for far too long. Lila noticed how this kiss, compared to the ones they had before, was different. To her, it was like you were kissing her like she’s been gone for years.

And to you she had been. You missed the way her lips felt on yours, the way her voice sounded, her everything. You wanted nothing more than to just be there with her and take back the time her job had stolen away from you.

Eventually you pulled away, and she laughed. “That was different.”

Your eye brows furrowed at he remark, “Different? Was it- was it bad?”

Lila was quick to deny you. “No, not really. It was just new. You kissed me like i had been sent away for war. Did you really miss me that much?”

You swatted at her. “Oh, hush.”

feel free to ask for something like that as well!! Here’s a list of the emoji choices :)

#mukbee can write #mukbeez favorite emojis #tua x reader #the umbrella academy x reader #tua imagine #lila pitts x reader #lila x reader #tua x you #tua x y/n #the umbrella academy imagine

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gravity-barbie · 2 years

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Celebrating the umbrella academy character’s birthday HCs

Characters: The umbrellas + Lila, Sparrow!Ben & Sloane

A/N: These can be read as platonic but with the exception of Five’s they do lean romantic

Request

Masterlist

Luther Hargreeves

-Luther doesn’t necessarily expect anything, but he very cutely drops unsubtle hints about his birthday, just in case you would be interested in celebrating

-You decide to throw him a party as he’s mentioned he’s wanted one a few times, but as much as you’d love to surprise him, you know he’d enjoy planning the event with you so you decide to get his input

-He likes the planning almost as much as the party, he buzzes with escalating excitement the more progress you make, and he really enjoys the extra quality time with you too

-Choosing the theme, the decorations, and especially the cake are such small things but getting in touch with his creativity and personal preferences to decide means a lot to him

-On his birthday itself, he feels unstoppably cheery and extra affectionate, you barely need to do anything to keep him uplifted but you intend to regardless, being extra supportive all day, gifting him his carefully chosen present, and just trying to keep up with his enthusiasm

Diego Hargreeves

-Diego acts like he couldn’t care less, but if you do that thing where you don’t acknowledge his birthday to throw him off of a surprise, he’ll be so disappointed and petulant until he learns the truth

-Seriously, he doesn’t want a party or anything, he’d just feel awkward the whole time, but he definitely wouldn’t mind some extra one on one time with you

-Going out for drinks is a pretty solid plan, after a few you can even coax a more celebratory attitude out of him if you want to

-Don’t even try to pay for him though, birthday or not, he’s not having it, but if you did buy him a present he will of course graciously accept it

-He may not seem like the type, but the best present to get him is personal rather than practical or pricey, he seems disaffected while opening it but then when he sees it he melts into the gooey-Diego you know and love

Allison Hargreeves

-Allison has experienced parties more lavish than you could even imagine let alone replicate, but luckily for you, she makes it clear she’s looking for something down to earth this year

-As much as you may want to go all out since she would on your birthday, You don’t actually need to make plans, she already knows what she wants, just follow her lead

-You should try to keep her spirits high though, Allison has a lot on her mind most days, so she may need a positive influence to keep the event from turning into a pity party

-She’s shooting for ‘comfortable’ more than anything else, starting with a bit of a home spa day, and then binging snacks during a movie marathon, featuring your shared witty commentary

-Allison’s not especially materialistic but presents do hold a special place in her heart, she enjoys the thrill of receiving them, but moreover really appreciates the thought behind them, choose yours wisely and she’ll absolutely cherish it

Klaus Hargreeves

-Klaus barely registers when he has a birthday coming up, let alone expects anything grande for it, when you bring the topic up he’s pretty dismissive, basically saying you’ll cross that bridge when you come to it

-But knowing how overlooked he often is, you’d like to give him just one day where he’s a top priority, even through little things like making him breakfast, or putting up a few decorations around his place

-You’re better off not making any big plans, but rather deciding what to do on the day, he’s so flighty it’s hard to keep him on a schedule, he might very well sleep til noon or something

-Shopping for Klaus is kind of a chore, because he doesn’t really like ‘nice things’ as such, he likes strange things that he gives his own meaning to, but luckily anything he gets from you has immediate sentimental value

-Even if only through a card, you should say some nice, maybe even slightly sappy things, because it may not seem like it, but he really does appreciate that kid of stuff

Five Hargreeves

-Five practically warns you in advance that he will not be celebrating, maybe some part of him deep down would like to but it’s simply not a priority to him

-If you’re insistent enough, he’ll kind of relent, but only so much as to agree to spend some time with you on the day, if you want anything more you’ll have to play it subtly

-He has a sweet tooth, so take the time to pick out a cake he’ll like and he’ll quickly abandon some of his reservations

-As far as presents go, something like clothes are a good option, because he might not want a gift, but he won’t turn down something that he actually needs

-For all his apparent indifference, he does actually get somewhat soulful after letting his guard down, opening up about his 58-ish birthdays he spent completely miserable, and showing a bit of gratitude for your attempts to make this one better

Ben Hargreeves

-Ben is a little indifferent to the subject, letting you know that since all his previous ‘celebrations’ were under Reginald’s roof, you both could sleep through the whole day and it’d still be the best birthday he’s ever had, so as to say: no pressure

-But you know that he’d put effort in for you if the roles were reversed so you fully intend to do what you can to make the most out of the day

-He’s a reserved and somewhat pessimistic guy so planning something he’ll definitely enjoy is a slight challenge, as is getting his input, but fortunately you know him pretty well, and besides he’s willing to give any of your ideas a chance for your sake regardless

-The best route is something intimate, like a home cooked meal and good conversation, or going to a bookstore, goofing around and reading each other blurbs and stuff

-Which could also be the perfect time and place to get him a present, because books may be the predictable option but you can’t go wrong with it, though he would be pleasantly surprised if you got him something completely unexpected

Viktor Hargreeves

-Viktor doesn’t tell you his birthday is coming up, you learn elsewhere and when you bring it up to him he’s pretty unenthusiastic, explaining he doesn’t really celebrate it

-He opens up about how he spent all his birthdays completely overshadowed by his siblings, or just all alone after leaving the academy, but you’re able to convince him to give celebrating a shot this year, and since he has you to do so with he’s actually cautiously optimistic

-It takes a lot of convincing just to get him to let you buy him dinner or something, and he still insists nothing expensive, but it’s the thought that counts because he’s still glowing regardless

-You make sure to be extra thoughtful with your present, choosing some combination of an inside joke as well as something that’s practical and could be bragged about if he was that sort of person

-you can’t even conceptualise how much today means to him, it might not seem like a lot to you, but he’s rarely offered such consideration or effort, you’re a godsend to him

Lila Pitts

-Lila doesn’t actually have the best experience with birthdays, she’s had both good and bad ones, but because they were all spent with The Handler, their all tainted now

-But she is willing to celebrate, not one to pass up some fun, preferably with some kind of high-energy, low-brainpower outing, like bar-hopping or clubbing

-She’s pretty picky so as far as presents go you’re best off getting her something she can burn through like money, gift cards, or even snacks

-On that note the easiest way to keep Lila a happy birthday girl is through her stomach, buy her lunch, or hell, pretend to be her fiancé and spend the day test tasting wedding cakes with her and you’ll be her hero

-She’s 100% willing to pull the birthday card to get anything she wants, whether that’s free drinks, or convincing you to act against your better judgement to do something risky but exciting

Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves

-Ben is actually excited to celebrate his birthday (not that he lets that on), ever since the academy’s emancipation he’s enjoyed catching up on those little privileges he had missed out on, especially after meeting you

-Since he’s annoyingly fussy, you’re grateful that he’s the one who takes charge of the plans for the day, taking you out to a high-end club to celebrate sparrow-style

-He goes into this more willing to let his guard down and have fun than usual, but it’s still hard for him to truly do so, so you should do what you can to help his loosen up, and maybe be a bit vulnerable first so he feels better about following your lead

-Once he’s had enough drinks, that obnoxious need for respect of his fades away and he can be quite the wild party animal, or just extremely clingy and affectionate, either of which makes the night more special than anything you could of come up with

-He has a taste for the finer things in life so any kind of luxury brand gift would suit him well, however you may be better off getting him something cheaper, but that shows how much you know him such as art supplies or a carefully chosen book

Sloane Hargreeves

-Sloane is thrilled to finally spend her birthday with someone who cares about that kind of thing, she lights up every time you mention it in the proceeding days, and when it finally comes she’s the bubbliest you’ve ever seen her (which is saying a lot)

-She wants all the cliches, to blow out candles and make a wish, to wear a pointy hat, to receive cheesy cards, maybe even try out a piñata, sure they’re all silly but she deserves a chance to experience them at least one

-She’s so sentimental, Something like a mixtape or a really sappy letter would mean more to her than any expensive gift you could offer

-It may or may not be attainable, but it would be beyond perfect to take a holiday in another country to celebrate, it’s a dream of hers, and the experience means so much more to her than anything material could

-Though if you can’t do that, a travel-themed party (especially a surprise one) would absolutely make her just as happy, and she’d probably never stop thanking you

#the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #sparrow!ben x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader #sloane hargreeves x reader #tua x you #tua x reader #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy preferences

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romeulusroy · 2 years

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Imagine being Lila and Diego's child:

"Mum! Dad won't let me use my powers!"

"It could be dangerous, you have no idea what you're doing." Your father sighed. You'd been having the same argument since you could talk. Use, don't use, you were constantly getting mixed signals from them. Lila loved when you used them. She was proud, even if pride hadn't been the first feeling she'd had towards her own. You were different, you were hers, and that made her unbelievably proud. As long as you weren't breaking any rules, or getting caught, who cared? Diego cared. Even though were more than old enough to have control over them, he still saw you as the little baby he wanted to wrap in bubble wrap as a means of protecting you from the world. Or the world from you, you were never quite sure. You always accidentally let things go far when you were moody, sick of being told what to do and how to do it. You weren't a baby anymore.

"I know exactly what I'm doing." You were stubborn, a curse from the both of them. Both Uncle Luther and Uncle Five made jokes at their expense for making you. You could be a lot, that much you'd admit, but so could they. Smothering, overprotective, paranoid. Both of them were saving the world at your age, traveling through time and stopping bad guys. You couldn't go to a friends house without getting twenty texts. They worried, of course. Every parent worried. They weren't exactly sure how to this whole parenting thing. Their models weren't the best, so they were going on blind. It was easier now that you were older, you could tell them what you needed, but with every year came new challenges. There was the great cellphone argument for a few years. Now that you had one, you've moved on to bigger and better things: freely using your powers. This was one Diego refused to let you win, though it was two against one per usual.

"Sounding more and more like you every day." Lila chuckled.

#lila pitts #lila pitts imagine #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy imagine #tua #tua imagine #diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves imagine #lila pitts x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy x reader #ennasfavorites

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themegacoochieslayer · 2 years

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if you see any x reader imagines, smuts, ect with the following characters please tag me 💔 (updated)

## ・✶ ｡ﾟ Actors / Actresses / Celebs & what not

# Justin Min

## Shannon Kook

### Miles Robbins

#### Wiley Wiggins

##### Nailea Devora

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## ・✶ ｡ﾟCharacters

# Ben Hargreeves

## Drew Thomas

### Nic Furcillo

#### Mitch Kramer

##### Any Even Peters characters on ahs (minus kai)

###### NANNO

####### Lila Pits

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## ・✶ ｡ﾟAnime Characters

# JJK Men (especially KENTO AND GETO)

## One piece men 😇😇

## ・✶ ｡ﾟ## ・✶ ｡ﾟ## ・✶ ｡ﾟ

please and thank you 🙏

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angst-fairygodmother · 2 years

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Will you write more Lila? Please? With the protective prompt: “I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.” you're the beast Lila writer!

A/N: I wasn't planning on writing for Lila again, but this prompt just fit so well, that I managed to bang this out in a single sitting. So here you are, enjoy! (Also thank you for the compliment Nonny, you are too kind.) Word Count: 2162 Rating: T - canon-typical threats of violence, swearing, emotional abuse/manipulation

FIC CONTAINS NO SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 OF THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

The Temps Commission was all you knew. Not because you grew up there and were trained since childhood to be a master assassin or anything (that would never happen, right?) but because you had been there for so long, and time passed so unusually, that anyone you might have been before had long since faded into hazy memory, like a dream or a story that happened to someone else.

The other analysts were nice enough. Weekly lunches with Dot and subtle but increasingly dangerous prank wars with Herb (his sweet, almost fatherly face hid a frighteningly devious mind) gave your life structure and stability. But it was one of the field agents, you had come to think of her as your field agent by the number of assignments you’d worked opposite ends of, that really served as your anchor, never letting you become adrift in the strands of time, or at least not alone.

Lila Pitts was The Handler’s adopted daughter, and while officially the stance was that she wasn’t supposed to get special treatment based on that fact, unofficially there were betting pools and disgruntled grumbles alike over whether she was being groomed to take over her mother’s role, and when (some analysts didn’t think she should because she had never experienced your side of the work, but they had quickly learned not to express such opinions around you or face your wrath). And more important than who her mother was, she was bold and funny and stubborn and drove you crazy, in all of the best ways. She was easily the best friend you had ever had, or ever could.

“Hey sexy,” her voice was close to your ear and made you shiver as she kissed you on the cheek and boosted herself up to perch on the corner of your desk.

“Lila, you’re not supposed to be in here,” you couldn’t help laughing while you scolded her, knowing she had never cared about that rule before and wouldn’t now. The room was empty of other analysts anyway, since you had been working overtime on a particularly weird assignment.

“So? When has that ever stopped me before?”

“It hasn’t. But someday you’re going to get one of us fired. And I’m not convinced the Commission doesn’t have a severance policy that would add the word ‘on’ to that.”

She rolled her eyes at your concern. “Nah, it’ll be fine. My mother would never let that happen to me, and you’re my person, so I wouldn’t let them fire you either.”

“Your person?” you felt like your heart was in your throat, beating like a trapped bird and trying to escape. She might just mean it platonically, her friend, her favorite analyst, you made a good team. But you hoped beyond hope that it was more than that.

“Duh. You’re like the best thing about this place,” she said casually, looking at the pen she was fiddling with rather than at you. “I wouldn’t want to be here without you.”

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that was a confession,” you teased, immediately regretting it when her face darkened and she started shifting uncomfortably. “Lila, I’m kidding.”

“Would it bother you if it was?”

“No, not at all. I just…didn’t expect it.”

“Good to know,” she said, smiling mysteriously and hopping down to the floor. “I should let you back to work, but…I’ll see you around, yeah?”

“Of course. You’re the one who’s hard to pin down, not me.”

She smirked, and you felt your face growing hot at your accidental innuendo (or was it admission, you wondered, picturing all the scenarios where she might be pinning you and finding all of them set your blood rushing and head spinning).

It wasn’t unusual not to see your friend for weeks on end sometimes, but after the conversation between you, it still stung. Despite knowing the nature of the work you did, and she did, you couldn’t help but wonder if she was avoiding you or if you had misinterpreted the signals she was giving you.

And then one morning, while you were settling into the work you had admittedly been distracted from by your fretting, the shoe that you hadn’t even known was there dropped. You were being called before The Handler for “a quick chat,” and your stomach sank.

“How long have you been with the Commission, Y/N?” she asked in what was far too conversational a tone to put you at ease.

“I…can’t say, ma’am. It’s a bit of a blur to be honest,” you answered, fiddling with your hands in your lap.

“It’s been a long time though, right?”

“Yes, I suppose so.”

“And do you enjoy working here?” Her elbows rested on the desk and her fingers steepled in front of her face as she studied you, like a bug under a microscope.

“Of course. It’s always fascinating, and tests me to the furthest of my ability. I couldn’t ask for a better job.”

“No you couldn’t. A smart thing for you to remember.”

You frowned. “Have I done something wrong?”

“Have I done something wrong?” she echoed in a mocking tone before scoffing. “Don’t play dumb with me. We both know if you were that, you wouldn’t be here.”

“Ma’am?”

“And you won’t be here for much longer if you keep toying with my daughter. Do I make myself clear?”

“Actually, no. You don’t. I have no idea what I could have done that would be considered toying with Lila. And I would never do anything to hurt her, not intentionally, so that puts me in an even more upsetting position if you’re saying to me that I have.”

The Handler’s hands slammed down on her desk, making you jump, as she stood up to lean menacingly over you in your seat.

“Lila is a very special girl. And she has a Great Destiny that I am going to help her fulfill. You are not special. Your only destiny is to fill a seat at a desk and push papers around, like all the other analysts.”

You swallowed nervously and shrank down in your seat to avoid her wrath.

“But my dear daughter has a bit of a romantic streak, and she fancies you. I can’t say I see why in the least. It doesn’t matter.”

You couldn’t help the giddy flip your stomach did at the possibility that Lila might return your feelings, even if the news was delivered in the most terrifying way possible, and wasn’t coming from Lila herself.

“You don’t matter. And I won’t have you distracting her or getting her hopes up that you and her can take a briefcase and run off to the riviera or somewhere equally cliche and live happily ever after forever and ever.” The Handler’s voice had taken on a mocking sneer again. “You cannot have her. Do I make myself clear?”

You didn’t know what to say. You wanted to say something about how you returned the feeling, and how that hardly equated to toying with Lila, that if she asked you would do exactly that with her in a heartbeat. Another, more cowardly part of you that thought The Handler might slit your throat with a pencil without warning wanted to assure her that you had no intention of getting in Lila’s way, or that you would just be happy to be able to watch and help her on her path, to promise that you would never act against The Handler. Neither of them, nor the part that said to just get up and flee and hope you could get to the briefcase room and out of there before The Handler brought security down, nor any other of your warring instincts that were swirling around inside you and leaving you quite nauseous, got to act.

Suddenly Lila burst into the office, and if looks could kill, The Handler might be a pile of ash on the opposite side of the desk from you.

“Mother! What the hell are you doing?!” Lila snapped, rushing to your side, moving as if to shield you from her mother’s wrath.

“Taking care of a little problem dear,” The Handler purred, voice turning sickly sweet. “It’s nothing for you to worry about.”

“You’re threatening my best friend. I think that’s definitely something for me to worry about.”

“Lila it’s okay,” you whispered, placing a hand on her arm and wincing in surprise when she shrugged you off.

“No it’s not, Y/N. You mean the world to me, you’re my Focus Point. And I’m not going to let my mother, or anyone else, get in between us.”

“Oh Honey,” The Handler laughed dismissively. “I couldn’t get between you if I tried right now, you’re so close together. But people like Y/N come and go, you’re much too important to waste your time with them.”

“Stop it.”

“I know what I’ve asked of you hasn’t always been easy, darling, but I only did it because I believed in you. I knew what you were capable of. But maybe I didn’t take enough care to make sure you were strong enough.”

“I said stop.” Lila shook her head, eyes pinching shut, as if trying to block out The Handler’s voice.

“If you continue to waste your time on palling around with analysts, or chasing silly romances, you’re going to get soft. Emotions make you stupid, sweetie. And if you’re too weak to do what needs to be done, you’re going to get killed. You understand that don’t you? I’m only trying to look out for you.”

You watched Lila deflating before your eyes with every word out of The Handler’s mouth and felt a white-hot rage building up inside of you.

“Shut. Up,” you suddenly growled, standing to look The Handler in the eye.

“Excuse me?!” she laughed as if she couldn’t believe what she’d just heard, and Lila’s head whipped around to stare at you in shock and horror.

“With all due respect, ma’am, you can’t be fucking serious. Lila is one of the best agents this place has ever turned out. Even better than Number Five. And it is because she hasn’t become a cold, emotionless robot. Her heart and her humanity are her best quality. And she has so many good, no, incredible, qualities that that’s saying something. You could never be half of what she is. And yes, that puts her so far out of my league that I’m not sure we’re even playing the same game, but I don’t care. Because the most important thing to me is to support her. Not play pretend at it, not change her. And if I get to be in her life in any way, let alone have a chance with her, than I can consider myself the luckiest person in the universe.”

Out of the corner of your eye, you thought you saw Lila tearing up, and you held out your hand to her, giving a comforting squeeze when she took it, but you kept your eyes locked on her mother.

“And if you don’t see that, you’re the stupid one.”

The Handler rocked back as if she’d been hit, mouth agape, and then sat heavily in her chair.

“I have to say, Y/N. I wasn’t expecting you to have a spine. I’m actually impressed, and I’ll be keeping my eye on you.”

“No you won’t Mother, leave Y/N alone.” Lila still sounded small, but more sure. “Please?”

Before The Handler could answer, you turned on your heel and left the office, pulling Lila behind you. When you had made it to the courtyard, you finally stopped and let your panic set in.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe I did that!” you shouted, beginning to pace. “What the hell was I thinking?! She’s going to fire me. Or kill me. Or both. I’m going to be used as target practice. Or a science experiment. I’m sorry Lila. I really meant it for the best, and I hope that whatever she does to me, she doesn’t also take my stupid big mouth and idiocy out on you too.”

“Will you shut up?” Lila laughed, catching your face between her hands and making you stand still to look at her. “That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. No one’s ever stood up to my mother before. Especially not for me. I can’t believe you did that!”

“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.” The words tumbled so naturally from your lips that you didn’t have time to regret them.

And then there were no words coming from either of you because her lips were on yours, and yours were on hers, and everything else melted away.

“I love you too,” Lila laughed when you finally broke away to breathe, her hands still where they were cradling you. “For an analyst, I’m surprised you didn’t work that out sooner.”

#Lila Pitts x reader #The Umbrella Academy fic #mutual pining #with only limited pining #best friends to lovers #really this prompt was too perfect for her. I couldn't not do it #I did end up flipping it though and not having her the one doing the defending as I had originally expected this fic would go #now back to your regularly scheduled nonsense

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Oh my god I just realized I’ve never requested a fic from you and you’re a fabulous writer, so I absolutely have to ask; May I request something with Lila? I'm thinking maybe fluff? I’m not totally sure about the plot, it’s up to you! I just adore her. Thank you sm <3

You're so sweet honestly thank youu 😌 (although I think your writing is much better than mine if we're being honest here) I had a whole lot of fun writing this one, hope you enjoy <3

Butterflies (Lila Pitts x reader)

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff, Lila may be slightly out of character

Everytime she was around you, Lila got butterflies. And she hated you for it.

To be clear, she didn't hate you so much as she despised the way you were able to make her stomach twist into knots with the most casual things. Your smile was warm like sunshine, and your laugh was as sweet as fresh honey.

Lila felt vulnerable around you, and she hated that. She hated how easily you flustered her, and how quickly you were able to cheer her up whenever she was having a bad day.

If there was one thing she learned in the Commission, it was that you can't afford to have feelings. To have feelings is to be vulnerable, and to be vulnerable is one of the biggest weaknesses out there, as your many enemies can use it to incur your downfall. Lila knew it wasn't a smart idea, her falling in love, but she couldn't help but do it anyway.

So yes, in a way, she hated you, but in another much more complex area, she also loved you as well. For one of the first times in her life, Lila was unsure of herself, and even if she didn't necessarily hate you, she definitely hated that.

A good example of the hate/love she held for you would be one late night you spent together after trying all day to come up with a plan to stop the upcoming apocalypse and the very world ending as you know it.

You were dancing around the room to music that was playing on the radio, and even though you weren't very good, it was clear you were having the time of your life.

She had you admit, you looked pretty cute like that, dancing without a care in the world. She playfully rolled her eyes at you when you stumbled a bit, tripping up over your own feet.

"Whoops! I guess I'd better be more careful," you laughed, red faced and out of breath, sitting down next to her on the couch.

Lila cleared her throat, turning her face away from you so her eyes couldn't betray how much she cared about you with the way they sparkled with joy whenever you were near.

"Yeah, I guess you should. I'd hate to have to make an emergency trip to the hospital just because you were acting stupid."

You giggled at her response, knowing she was messing with you and didn't actually think you were stupid. "Oh, come on, you know you love me," you playfully nudged her with your elbow.

Before she had the chance to respond, you abruptly lept up from your seat, gasping audibly. "Oh my God, I love this song!"

Although Lila wasn't certain of the tune's name, she at the very least could tell it was Frank Sinatra singing. "Eh, it's alright."

"Will you dance with me?" You suddenly asked, turning around to face her with your arm outstretched in her direction, palm facing upwards.

"I-"

She knew she shouldn't say yes, as much as she might want to. The closer she got to you, the more attached she got, the more she couldn't deny her love. You were a liability, a risk, a tear in her toughest armor, and she couldn't have that.

But the way you were looking at her, so gentle and loving, it was in a way she knew no one had ever looked at her before or would ever look at her like again.

So even as the tiny voice inside her urged her to say no, to just forget it and walk away, she knew she couldn't do that. If loving you was a risk, then it was a risk she was willing to take.

"Yes, I will."

She stood up, wiping her sweaty palms off on her pants before taking your hand, letting you lead her to the center of the room.

The two of you stumbled a few times, accidentally stepping on each others feet more than once before you were finally able to get the rhythm down, but once you did, it was like you were walking on air.

You leaned your head against her shoulder, causing a heat to rise to her cheeks as she watched you, hoping you didn't notice the way her hands gripped yours tighter in an effort to prove you were real, and not just some figment of her imagination she made up so she wouldn't be so alone.

Even after the song ended, the two of you stayed there like that for awhile, gently swaying, not to the music, but to the heartbeats thumping in both of your chests.

Before you left her that night so you could go to bed, you gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek, confirming her theory that she only ever got butterflies when she was around you, and cementing a fact that she'd tried so hard to deny for so long

She didn't hate you, not even a little bit.

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