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issdisgrace · 2 months

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Y/n: You remind me of my morning cigarette

Diego: How

Y/n: Because I’m addicted to you and your probably gonna be the death of me

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iliumheightnights · 10 months

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Dego and his boyfriend in an au where everyone is happy.

“Hey diego? You can alter trajectory right?”

“Of anything?”

“I think?”

“So if I were to throw this donut could you make it fly into your mouth?”

Diego made a face as he listened to his boyfriend's question. Leave it to M/n to ask some of the strangest questions at the most out-of-pocket times. "What?"

"What I said. Could you make a donut fly into your mouth."

"Well...yeah, but why would I-"

"YES! Okay I want to see it." M/n opened the box of donuts and pulled one out. He motioned with the donut like he was going to throw it. "Alright, you ready?"

Diego only let a small laugh escape his mouth and shook his head before opening wide. M/n giggled and tossed the donut. Diego focused and soon the donut went flying into Diego's mouth. "YES!" M/n screamed, he and Diego both throwing their arms into the air. "That's so cool! Okay! Now me! Do me!"

Leave it to M/n to make his abilities fun.

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moonyswritinq · 2 months

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diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."

you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."

five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*

klaus : "yes, you are."

you : "yes, I am."

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blossomsl0ve · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Five: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Klaus*

Klaus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Y/n: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Klaus : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Klaus : The cow???

Y/n: What?

Five: Klaus , W H Y?

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Y/n: Is having a penis fun?

Viktor : It has its ups and downs.

Klaus : Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Diego : It’s a pain in the ass.

Five : Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Klaus : ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Five: Are they saying “friends”?

Viktor : I think they're being sarcastic.

Diego : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Luther : I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Diego : You? Magic? Luther, it says talent show.

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Y/n, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Klaus : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Klaus : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Y/n, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Klaus : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Klaus : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Luther : Oh, you’ve been?

Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.

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ynbabe · 1 year

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TUA x Reader :- Incorrect quotes

Five: Watcha doin?

Y/N, an inter-dimentional time traveler : Stealing from the commission.

Five: Scandalous.

Five: Can I help?

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Five: Are you busy?

Y/N, laying on the floor, falling from the time rip Five opened in season 2: No.

Five, trying to understand who he is and why he’s there: Want to do something?

Y/N, looking up from his own blood: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

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Klaus, pointing a camera at Five and his ‘friend’: There they are, our sweet babies.

Five, holding a cigarette and a beer, Y/N, pulling out the knife Five stabbed him with and chugging wine,: What-?

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Five: Y/N is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

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Y/N: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Five: I’M NOT A DEMON!

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Diego, oldest sibling extraordinare {luther don’t count}: Christmas is cancelled.

Y/N, not a part of the family: You can't cancel a holiday.

Diego, adopted them already: Keep it up, Y/N, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Y/N: What does that mean?

Diego: Klaus, take New Year's away from Y/N.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Diego: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Y/N: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Five: if you want information it is

Klaus: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Diego, watching Y/N and Five fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they break Elliot’s stuff?

Klaus, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other... or anything else... hopefully.

Diego: Then... who’s the strongest?

Klaus: Y/N.

Five: Me.

Y/N: Me.

Y/N: ...

Five: ....

Y/N and Five: *Start fighting again*

Diego: I mean it’s kinda fun right?

Klaus: Yeah, want popcorn?

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Klaus: You guys worried about Five?

Diego: Totally!

Y/N: Yeah, he teleported to me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Klaus: And what'd you say?

Y/N: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Diego:

Klaus: He’s lucky to have you as a friend.

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Five: Look guys, I need help.

Klaus: Love help?

Y/N: Financial help?

Viktor: Emotional help?

Diego: Help moving a body?

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Viktor: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful broship...

Klaus: I really care about your feelings!

Diego: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Viktor, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Y/N: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF HIDING BODIES!

Five: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME HIDING BODIES IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Viktor: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Diego: >:O language

Five: Yeah watch your fucking language

Klaus: Okay, who taught Five the fuck word?!

Y/N: 'The fuck word'.

Sparrow!Ben, highly comercialized: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Five: Oh my god he censored it

Y/N: Say fuck, Ben.

Five: Do it, Ben. Say fuck.

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*The Squad with cigarettes*

Y/N: I smoke regularly.

Allison: I smoke sparingly.

Sparrow!Ben: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.

Five: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.

Diego: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.

Viktor: What's a cigarette?

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Five, trying to be happier, after strict orders from Klaus and Diego: A butterfly. Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal.

Diego: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?

Five: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.

Viktor, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-

Klaus: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.

Sparrow!Ben: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...

Y/N: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-

Viktor: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.

Diego: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?

Five: You clearly have not known with the bastard long enough.

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r0b1ns · 2 years

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UMBRELLA ACADEMY X GN (MASC LEANING) READER

WAKING UP WITH THE THEM HEADCANONS

Characters: Klaus, Diego, Viktor, Ben (both), Allison, Lila, Luther

CW: very slight mention of spicy times

WORD COUNT: 650+

Sorry some of them are short

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KLAUS HARGREEVES

-klaus usually wakes up before you

-in some weird ass position

-he stretches, goes to the bathroom, and returns to bed

-he cuddles close to you and puts your arm around him

-its hard for him to fall asleep again

-so he traces details on your hands

-veins, lines, scars, tattoos

-sometimes mumbling something quietly

-kisses your fingers and palms

-he really wants to hug you but doesn't want you to wake up

-so when he feels you stir he whisper asks you if you're awake

-"are you awake (nickname)"

-if you are he turns to face you and hugs your waist

-likes to kiss your collarbones

-you rub his beck and play with his hair

-tells you about the weird dream he had

-you lay like this until one of you is hungry

-he complaints that you need to get out of bed

-but you drag him out and you make yourselves something to eat

DIEGO HARGREEVES

-you usually wake up at the same time

-either you're on Diego's chest or he's on your stomach

-he grunts and complains about the sun in his eyes

-you joke about him being grumpy

-than he smiles at you and and kisses your cheek

-you get up almost immediately

-he has training routine to follow

-sometimes if he finishes early he'll shower and get back to you

VIKTOR HARGREEVES

-most of the time he wakes up before you

-he just lays there with you in his arms

-just admiring your face

-he traces your features and accidentally wakes you up

-he feels bad but you reassure him it's ok

-you like to kiss him and brush his hair of his forehead

-viktor loves to just wrap his hands around you and say nothing

-but unfortunately his siblings make so much noise you can't possibly stay in bed

-you look at each other and roll your eyes

-having to get off of your comfortable bed

-you like to make breakfast cause he can't cook shit

-sorry Viktor

LILA PITTS

-there's not much to say

-she either wakes you up by kissing you

-and than it leads to more

-or she's already gone somewhere by the time you wake up

-i wish I could write more but that's it

ALLISON HARGREEVES

-you wake up before her

-you wake up hugging her in some way

-you like to caress her cheek with your thumb

-she wakes up with a smile and snuggles close to you

-asks how your night was

-likes to brush her fingers through your hair (if you have any)

-if your hair is too curly for this she just swirls it around her finger

-doesn't want to get up

-"why do we have to get up it's only 10"

-i like to think you piggy back her to the bathroom/kitchen

BEN HARGREEVES/SPARROW

HARGREAVES: -well he's a ghost

-so..

-he doesn't sleep

-but he likes to lay/float on your bed in the morning

-just watching you

-not in a creepy wat ofc

-sometimes likes to scare you

-"how long have you been here?" "Just a few hours ^_^"

SPARROW: -already awake

-like four hours before you

-when you come out of your room he smiles at you

-says "oh look who's up" in a sarcastic tone

-made breakfast for you while you were showering

-if anyone besides you two is in the kitchen he acts like he doesn't really care about you

-but everyone knows he does

LUTHER HARGREEVES

-always hugs you when you wake up

-is still asleep

-snores

-loud

-you try to tangle out of his hands but fail

-you'll have to wake him up to go to the bathroom

-wakes up like a mom

-"what? What's happened, is everything alright?"

-you say you just need to go to the bathroom

-he apologizes to you and let's go of you

-you kiss his nose and go to the bathroom

-asks you how you slept when you return with a dorky smile

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!gifs are not mine!

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ch0c0-cake · 2 years

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Five With an S/O Scared of Fireworks

five hargreeves x male!reader

decided to write this because i hate fireworks and couldn’t find any comfort fics, thus i wrote this little thing myself. so this is kind of a self insert. my bad-

this is set in a nice little AU where they stopped the apocalypse the first time with no problems

warnings - cursing

No one in the Umbrella Academy celebrated 4th of July much, but many people around did. Especially in a large city.

There were MANY fireworks.

Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, and Viktor sat outside just watching calmly until Klaus spoke up.

“Has anyone seen dear (Y/n) anywhere?” He hummed out, leaning forward in his chair and glancing around.

“Haven’t seen him.” Luther shrugged.

“I saw him in the kitchen, but didn’t see him come outside.” Allison spoke, rubbing her thighs a bit.

“Should we check on him..?” Viktor spoke softly, glancing to the rest of his family.

“Someone should, duh.” Diego flipped a knife up in the air and caught it. “He’s family and shit. Shouldn’t you know where he is, Five?”

The group looked around and Five stood up. “I’ll look for him. I don’t think he’s a fan of fireworks.” He went inside without another word. Five didn’t know the extent of your fear, or else he would have already been at your side.

Upon realizing you weren’t in your room, he went to his own instead. That’s really the only other place you’d be. He knocked softly on the door.

“(Y/n)? You in there? Everyone’s asking about you.” He waited a couple seconds for some kind of response, frowning when he didn’t get one. He almost knocked again, but stopped when a loud whimper came from the room after a rather loud firework went off somewhere outside. “Hey, I’m coming in.” He said, determination now in his tone. He opened the door quickly and his heart dropped at what he saw.

There, curled up in his bed, lay you. Your face peered out from a large pile of blankets, and you held two pillows against either sides of your head. You were shaking so bad the mountain of blankets were quivering as well. Another firework boomed and you flinched with another soft cry.

“Oh shit.” Five whispered, swiftly going over to where you were curled. Your knuckles were white as you gripped the pillows against your ears, trying to block out the sound as best you could. Your breath was fast, bursting in and out quickly. Your lip quivered like a baby about to start bawling.

“Come here, I’ve got you.” He got onto the bed next to you and instantly pulled you into his arms. You dropped the pillows and clung to Five like a baby clinging to its mother. Your body jerked as another firework boomed, sobs wracking your body as multiple went off at once. He held you tightly against him in an attempt to ground you, pressing kisses to the top of your head.

“Hey hey hey, look at me.” He whispered, taking your face in one of his hands and looking into your teary eyes. Your eyes shut tightly at the sound of more fireworks. “Just look at me, sweetheart. Breathe.” He kept his voice low, not wanting to scare you anymore. You opened your eyes and looked at him, and he could tell you were trying hard to stop crying. “I know you’re scared, I know it’s loud. Just focus on me.” He kept his voice tender and gentle.

“I-I-I ca-can’t-”

“Shhhh…yes you can. You’ve faced much worse than fireworks. I’m right here. I’m here to take care of you.” His voice was soft yet firm. You began to attempt to talk to him, trying to convey what you wanted from him. His eyes never left yours, being patient while you tried to get your words out.

“C-C-Can we-” you paused to let out another sob. “Sn-Snuggle?”

Five offered a small smile. “Of course we can snuggle if it makes you feel better.” He held you close with one arm and used his free hand to adjust the pillows back on the bed. Stopping to comfort you every time a firework went off, he laid down with you in his arms and pulled the blankets over the best he could. He brought your face into his neck, trying to cover your ears the best he could.

He whispered sweet nothings into your ears, kissing your forehead and temples whenever you flinched due to the loud booming of the fireworks. Overtime, he felt you gradually relax into his body.

“That’s it. Just relax, darling. I’m right here. Not going anywhere, understand? I love you so so much.” Five cooed, playing with your hair and then going to rub your back.

Once you stopped responding to him and the fireworks, he carefully adjusted so he could see your face. He smiled once he saw your eyes closed, lip no longer quivering. You were sleeping like a baby.

“There we go…” Five kept his voice quiet, not daring risking waking you. He allowed himself to relax as well, holding you protectively and falling asleep to the sound of your soft breathing and the fireworks going off outside.

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note - hey so, i sort of need to make an official tag list? i know some of you want to be tagged for the ‘let go’ series, but im not certain if the same people want to be tagged for other works. thus! if you would like to be on my tag list, please just send me a message or an ask, it would be much appreciated !

tags 🏷 - @ay4kshalatus

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kl4us4 · 2 years

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KL4US’s MASTERLIST

stranger things, umbrella academy, sherlock, the 100, daredevil blog previously known as: octavia-marie-blake.

DAREDEVIL

MATTHEW MURDOCK

fear of god (x f!reader, on-going) - working as an investigative journalist, trailing a string of murders has you running to matthew murdock - and daredevil - for help

can't let you go (x f!reader) - when matty shows up beaten and bruised - again - you’re not sure how much more you can take.

STRANGER THINGS

STEVE HARRINGTON

shoot to kill (x f!reader) - my words shoot to kill when I'm mad, I have a lot of regrets about that

caught (x f!reader) * - fucking bf!steve in front of billy

morning (x f!reader) * - morning sex w bf!steve

a new hope (x reader) - forcing steve to watch star wars so that he can get a job at the video store

EDDIE MUNSON

the chain (x f!reader) - hawkins, indiana. 1986. it's your senior year at Hawkins High and everything's supposed to be easy - until a night in Eddie's trailer has you both running for your lives.

begin again (x reader) - dealing with the aftermath of eddie surviving, but not being accepted back into hawkins

everything (x f!reader) - your family don’t seem to care much about your birthday - but there’s one person willing to make it extra special for you.

light and high beauty (x f!reader) - a calm afternoon spent listening to eddie read aloud at his place.

mr. rager (x f!reader) - eddie's desire to fit in has never resurfaced as much as it does while watching you gain attention from the popular crowd. things get messy when jason targets eddie, yet again

'broken nose' kind of protective (x f!reader) - eddie loves his uncle - he's almost a father to him. he just hates when he brings his rowdy, disrespectful friends to the trailer park.

matilda (x f!harrington!reader) - you had held off from telling your parents about your metalhead boyfriend. at the cusp of your anniversary, eddie feels like your parents should know about the two of you.

UMBRELLA ACADEMY

KLAUS

churchyard (x f!reader) - he communicates with spirits, you communicate with angels

a perfect world (x reader) - reader dies suddenly but is still able to see klaus

quiet (x reader) - your power gives you the ability to create silence

caught (x reader) - being caught by klaus stealing from the happily departed reginald hargreeves

the same (x f!reader) - leaving rehab at the same time as klaus and being there for him during s1 [I II III]

close and beautiful (x reader) - being back by klaus' side through difficult and confusing times

action (x reader) - a city akin to gotham yet no vigilante to guard its citizens - until one day, there is

11 years older and 22 inches taller (x reader) - you're happily dating klaus but five seems to have a small crush on you [I II]

hold on (x reader) - as Klaus’ best friend, you had to deal with your fair share of incidents where he’s pushed himself over the edge - but none like this

BEN

landslide (x reader) - trying to live life without him

perfect (x f!plussize!reader) - ben is so certain you're perfect, he wishes you knew it too

FIVE

go best friend (x bestfriend!reader) - being friends with five is always fun

DIEGO

take care of you (x gn!reader) - after diego comes home late, you share some cuddles and love

nothing breaks like a heart (x f!reader) - you and diego are in love but it breaks his younger brothers heart

meeting grace (x reader) - you finally get to meet your boyfriend's mom

the whole truth (x lawyer!reader) - diego is on trial, you're his lawyer and he does not make it easy

beautiful boy (x m!reader) - you never miss a chance to tell diego how beautiful you think he is

alone now (x reader) - diego asking you to marry him

read all about it (x journalist!reader) - when you see a former superhero from the Umbrella Academy follow five armed robbers into a bank, you just know you have to get the full story

SHERLOCK HOLMES (BBC)

bad men (x f!reader) - sherlock needs your help - after all, you're the best assassin in london

bearer of bad news (x f!reader) - it's all too much - the cases, the heinous crimes, handling Sherlock's cold remarks - and you snap

#steve harrington x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x male!reader #diego hargreeves x reader #sherlock holmes x reader #sherlock bbc x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #matthew murdock x reader #matt murdock x reader #daredevil x reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x female reader

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generic-wattpad-badboy · 2 years

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Heyy! I absolutely adored your Diego Hargreeves imagine and I was wondering if you could write a one shot of Diego and male reader having a lazy day filled with cuddles?

It’s okay if you don’t want to :)) thanks 😊

Cult Classics

Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Male reader

Tags: established relationship, cuddles , fluff

Word count: 390

“Morning” Diego whispered into the crown of his Boyfriend hair, He chuckled at the groan he gets in response. He lifts his arm slightly as Y/N shifts.

“What time is it? “Y/N mumbles into Diego’s chest.

“Little after 9,”

Y/N Shifts again “What time did you come home last night?”

“Pretty late, you were already passed out by the time I got back”

“Anything happen? "Y/N asked lifting his hand to wipe the sleep from his eyes

“Not really, it was pretty quiet”

Y/N lifted his head off his boyfriend's chest just enough to Press a lingering kiss to his boyfriend's lips.

“I have an idea” The vigilante said after finally separating from the kiss.

Y/N raised his eyebrow slightly “Babe, I love you but if you try and drag me running again I will 1000 percent break up with you”

Diego snorted and shook his head “That wasn’t it, but good to know that were you draw the line”

“Physical Exercise is my deal breaker”

“I was going to say we should stay in and binge movies” Diego said flicking Y/N on the forehead.

Y/N scrunched his nose and muttered something before beginning to untangle himself from his boyfriend.

“I'll get snacks, you get blankets”

* Bit of a Time skip*

Diego placed down the blankets on the back of the sofa then sat down against the sofa cushions and pulled out his phone when he heard a bang followed by a series of curses.

“Did you just fall?”

“No!”

“You totally did”

“Shut up”

The vigilante shook his head Grinning as he waited for Y/N to join him on their sofa, He doesn’t wait long before Y/N enters the Living room wearing the biggest hoodie Diego owned and arms full of snacks which he threw to Diego to catch which he does, before taking his spot on the sofa.

“Breakfast Club?”

“Obviously, it’s cult classic” Diego said leaning back into the sofa cushion slightly and throwing M&M into his mouth.

Y/N Hummed in reply as he searched for it on the TV. After finally finding it, he moved closer to Diego until He was laying against his chest .

“Love you” Diego mumbles pulling his boyfriend closer, so Y/N’s head rested against his chest. He leaned down lightly to press a little kiss to his forehead.

“Love you too”

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Hey! i loved ur diego headcannons but i was wondering if you could go into more detail into what would happen when/if he has his beloved kidnapped? Like what would happen , how would he treat them ect ect? Thank you!!

np and ty for ur request! actually this two requests made me love Diego's character more ngl...ෆ⁠╹⁠ ⁠.̮⁠ ⁠╹⁠ෆ

Diego is such a panicking mess when he finally has you!

I've said this before, but I sincerely believe that if he tries to kidnap you, he's unlikely to see anything wrong with it. Most likely he will be thinking some “it's my duty to protect them” thing while he is holding your unconscious figure.

At first, he thinks he's fucked up. I mean, you are the object of his desires, the person for whom he was the unofficial (and probably without your knowledge of this) personal bodyguard. He's supposed to protect you from the bad guys and get his moment of glory, not...hold you against your will.

And Diego has two choices.

The first, not the most pleasant for him, but humane, is to take you to the hospital; in this way he will get rid of the feeling of regret for what he did and perhaps he will consider this a partial atonement, because Diego is a hero, and heroes do not kidnap civilians.

But do you think he would have thought about the first option? Haha, no, it's Diego, the guy who doesn't think twice.

He chooses the second choice rather quickly. The option where he decides to leave you in his room from the first season.

The second option is just as difficult, firstly - his hero complex is stronger than his sense of common sense. Diego sincerely believes that you need him watching and protecting you 24/7. What if someone harms you when Diego is busy with something?

This is actually very sad considering his bitter experience with Patch. He was not there next to her, he was not there to save her from death, and he definitely will not let you repeat her fate.

Diego may still be Number Two, but he will make sure not to let a single strand of hair falls off your head.

I'll try to clarify which version of Diego we're taking. I think Diego from Season 1 is going to be hard to deal with, as he'll be diligently trying to prove to himself that he's not some nasty pervert or maniac who keeps you locked up for his personal pleasure.

He would try to gain your trust by convincing you that this is not what it looks like. That he's actually your savior, and he's also a member of the Umbrella Academy, remember? Don't forget that he used to help the police too!

In fact, his attempts to convince you that he will not harm you only make it worse, because now you think that he has a much better chance of killing you or making things worse without any consequences...well, lucky you, because Diego is not that type of guy.

It's a little hard for me to imagine where he'd keep you locked up. The boiler room doesn't look very safe, but if he doesn't have a better choice, Diego will probably try to secure the room for you to reduce the risk of strangers getting in on you and try to steal you from him.

I imagine this is something like setting up a bunch of traps that could alert him that someone would try to enter (or you escaped) like installed stretch?? or a piece of paper/pencil at the door that will fall/break and that's how he will find out about ur plans to escape;

I also believe that the man who hired Diego doesn't care too much about why his employee seems to be more stressed and the entrance to the boiler room is forbidden to anyone except Diego himself; that man will be like “fine, as long as he does his job I don't care”

Diego from the third season is less likely to lock you somewhere safe. You're in a hotel, literally anyone in his family can help you. Trying the option where he can lock you like he did with Lila wouldn't work either, but if you're in the same type of danger...

Diego put his hands on your cheeks, looking straight into your eyes. You seemed so scared now that Diego's heart breaks at the fact that he couldn't keep you awake from all this stuff with Kugelblitz, his father and monsters from the hotel.

Diego promises to keep you safe and when he tells you this, you can see how serious he is now.

“Hide here, okay? Wait until I come back for you, darling,” he reassures you to which you nod nervously. “Good, don't worry about this, daddy will protect you no matter what.”

He in his usual, cocky, and flirtatious nature around you, even though the two of you are in danger, but you'd be lying if you said his attempts at teasing you didn't work on you and somehow it helps you to be less frightened.

It's going to be funny, but Diego is one of the most...how would I put it? Diego is a very patient yandere for you, he is gentle and caring. Yes, he's done bad things, he's holding you against your will, he's scaring the hell out of you, but he wouldn't do something terrible to you.

If you resist, fight and scream, he will not try to inject you with something that will make you sleep or be more pliable, for one he is afraid of needles. secondly, it will remind him of Grace, the same tired, but slave of his father, who doesn't have her own will. And the idea of being like Reginald scares him actually.

You accidentally woke up in the middle of the night. Diego did not sleep next to you, he kept a decent distance from you, sitting on a chair opposite the place where you slept. You still didn't understand his love and courtship attempts, he was hurt but respected your boundaries, so like a real man he let you have your own place to sleep.

Diego fell asleep, still in a sitting position. You weren't surprised considering he'd spent the previous nights barely had enough time to take some rest, doing superhero stuff and making sure you were safe and your sleep was not disturbed.

You were ready to fall asleep until you heard his soft mutterings and sobs in his sleep, and you accidentally heard him say the name of some woman.

You might have heard that name before, and you might have suggested that this woman might be dear to him. Unfortunately, you had no idea who exactly she was to him, but that didn't stop you from showing a little pity for the man at that moment.

I think after the time spent with you, Diego will be less sure of his decision. Yes, there's usually no way out at times like this, but I'm sure he's thought a few times about trying to let you go. It's not because he doesn't like you or has lost interest, it's just that he's very self-contradictory.

One side tells him not to let you go, to hold you tight and be a loyal watchdog, the other side says that this is not right, his father would call him a pathetic if he saw you with Diego, he thinks.

But what difference does it make if the result is the same? Even if by some miracle he let you go, you would develop paranoia, because every time you look back, expect to see this idiot in love watching you.

The more you are with Diego, the more you get used to him. It's pretty hard not to like him, especially when he's actually... not such a bad guy after all, if you ignore the fact that you've been kidnapped.

He would probably do anything to make you feel like at home. He would bring your old stuff from your house to get you used to the place where he keeps you; or maybe he would use it as an opportunity to get a little reward from you, like “Come on, darling, just a one kiss and I will grab whatever you want from your old home”

You are sitting on the bed, looking at Diego with your beautiful sparkling eyes. He softly kisses your forehead and ruffles your hair before moving away from you to grab his knives.

“So that’s all you want and nothing else?” he asks while he is busy preparing to leave.

You nod and he mentally keeps your wish in mind.

“Got it,” he smiles contentedly as he looks at you and walks over to the door to make sure everything is in place. “I'll be home soon.”

And he leaves, now you alone. You sigh softly and decide to take care of what little you have here, with no way to go anywhere other than this room.

You hear someone's loud footsteps outside the door and you freeze, expecting to see Diego in front of you.

What was your surprise when instead of your kidnapper, you saw a tall man, as shocked as you are...Luther.

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issdisgrace · 2 years

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The shit I would do with this man if I had unrestricted access to him

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diego's bf talking to diego and failing to keep eye contact because he can't keep his eyes off diego's broad chest

“M/n, my eyes are up here.”

Diego smirks when he says it. He can’t help but find it both hilarious and a bit hot that that his boyfriend can’t keep his eyes off his chest? He personally didn’t think he had anything to show off but apparently M/n thought so. This wasn’t the first time he caught his boyfriend staring at his chest.

“Sorry, you’re just so big…”

Diego laughed at that. Okay now that was funny. “Then if you’re so focused on them why don’t you spend some time with them?” With that he pulled M/n into his chest, smothering the man’s face in his chest. M/n let out a little noise of happiness but stayed where he was. They’d continue their conversation later.

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moonyswritinq · 11 months

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five : "how did none of you hear what I just said?"

you : "I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours."

diego : "I got distracted about halfway through."

klaus : "ignoring you was a conscious decision."

luther : "I heard what you said, just didn't understand."

allison : "yeah, I don't care what you were saying."

viktor : "was I supposed to be listening to you?"

five : "you're all FUCKING USELESS!"

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blossomsl0ve · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 2 | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ben, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Y/n: BLOCKED.

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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Five: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Y/n:

Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Y/n: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lila: Only if you also don't ask why

Lila: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/n:

Lila:

Y/n: This one is fine

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Klaus: Goodnight moon.

Klaus: Goodnight tree.

Klaus: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Y/n: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Klaus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Klaus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Y/n: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Viktor: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I��m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Diego: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Five.

Diego: Put the bandage back on.

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Hello! Welcome to my blog! :) in this pinned post you’ll find all information you need to know about my blog, including the rules and the characters I write for.

My name is Khamilo Vincent, you can chose how you address me, I’m a trans boy, my pronouns are he/him, I’m Mexican, but I can speak german, English, Portuguese and Spanish of course.

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distamoni · 2 years

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Writers block is a bitch 😭

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