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#like i saw that text between him and mammon and i was like holy shit lol
gifti3 · 7 months
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....sooo
Whats the situation between sol asmo and mc?
Im conducting an investigation
#like ik sol and asmo at the very LEAST have to be friends with benefits#theres proof in the scripture#lucifer makes asmo keep the door open when sol (or mc) are in his room according to the wiki#but once u throw mc in the mix i get confused#obey me#obey me nightbringer#i think they still be doing a little hanky panky sometimes#but when it comes to mc the jealousy jumps out (....of all the characters tbf)#my main wonders are with sol tbh#since the man is like progressively becoming more forward from what im seeing in spoilers#like i saw that text between him and mammon and i was like holy shit lol#and then in lesson 25 of nb he obviously is feeling some jealousy towards asmo#maybe he doesnt do hanky panky with nb asmo?#i need to get further in the og game to really decide whats going on#asmo experiences jealousy too but idk if u see it towards solomon in the main story??#ik he kinda hinted at it in that vampiritis event...#im a asmo would not share mc if given the opportunity believer (like all the rest of the characters)#so thats why im skeptical of sol x mc x asmo type situation#maybe its one of those love vs lust situations#ppl do this shit all the time with their friends#have sex with them and then they catch feelings for someone else and call it off#but i think sol and asmo still be fucking sometimes after feelins towards mc are caught#so its a little different#does it break harem rules if two ppl in the harem are also involved with each other?? i personally think its fine#like let them eat you know#everyone here is sharing one fuckin person! let them have other options too#im supposed to be drawing but this is what im doing huh
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Could you do the Brothers and undatables reacting to MC being poisoned and finding out that Micheal was trying to kill them because he was jealous that MC was close with the brothers. Let me just say your work is great the way you describe the situation before going into the reactions is really interesting. Thank you so much!!!!
I already had this ask half way done but Tumblr decided to delete all my work due to buggy WiFi - I'm currently in pain 😭
I don't know much about poison so bare with me, I just looked at the basic symptoms and went "I'm smart" I've passed out after being ill or just in general quite a few times when younger so I had faith
This also has a bonus Michael part! I've decided to add his response to the boys reactions in its own format or else each one will just have a repeat of the same Michael Response
Warning: angst, implied vomitting, attempted murder, fainting, spoilers of lesson 37 and 16, gore on Michaels part, long
"from Michael...?" You questioned outloud, unsure on how to feel about the parcel you've found.
Your relationship with the angel wasn't a defined one. You didn't hate him but you didn't like him either; there was always something about his presence that made you fearful. You choked it up to be just internalised fear due to hearing the brothers experience of the celestial realm and angels.
You've never met him in person; the first conversation you had of him was when you stabbed yourself with the dagger instead of Lucifer. You saw the light and he spoke to you, surprised and shocked at the love you had for the demons. Even then you never really got to speak to him again, he was a mystery. You've sent a few letters and he's returned some and Simeon is a link between you two. But other than that? You didn't really have a relationship with him.
So why? Why would he send you a gift?
You looked inside to see a packet of apple pieces and herbs inside of a snack shaped teabag. You admired the unique shape and couldn't stop a small smile appearing. It was definitely cute! And you finally got to use the new kettle and cups barbatos got you.
You decided to text Simeon, telling him to thank Michael for your gift. He was surprised by this but agreed, happy you two were connecting.
Whilst your new tea brewed you were trying to figure out a way to repay his kindness. Sure it was simple small gift but he was reaching out - you were giddy! Hopeful this meant he was fully on board to the exchange program.
But you soon would regret drinking that tea. It was so sweet you couldn't stop drinking it; your lips only leaving the cup of a second of breath. It was addicting. The herb covered apples pieces gave it a nice slight bitterness. But it wasn't overbearing but didn't make it taste like sugar in your mouth.
As soon as the last gulp came down; something came up. You hunched over as your stomach churned, a disgusting taste forcing itself up your throat. Your vision growing blurry as you stumbled out of your seat, the light in your room feeling like knives to your eyes. You tried closing them but the effect didn't change. You were barely hunched over on your side releasing everything in your stomach. It stung your throat, your stomach feeling painfully empty.
There was this invisible feeling telling you to go to sleep. You wanted to obey but the light felt too painful. In your dazed state you shakily texted the groupchat a sloppy "help me ASAP, my room" before letting your body go limp, heaving as you just laid there, dragging a nearby jacket over your head and let your vision be consumed by the darkness.
Lucifer:
He's heart broken
How did this happen? You were fine and now you're not moving
Your breathing was faint against his neck as he held you
He saw the parcel and connected the dots, Eden's tea
It was a death sentence for any human, a treat for demons and a punishment for angels
He's started a war once, he can do it again
Whilst he knew he couldn't enter the celestial realm he demanded that Michael show himself
When his demands went unanswered, he was ready to break all rules
"He's gone too far, I don't care for his reasons! I WILL DESTORY THE CELESTIAL REALM IF I HAVE TO! HE WILL ANSWER ME!"
when you received a cure all his angers washed away with relief
Happy to have you awake again even if it was for a few moments
Mammon:
FLASHBACK ARE STRONG
All he can think about his how you looked like in the past; dying in his arms
He immediately went to blame belphie but almost tripped over the parcel
He's an idioit but he knew what this tea was
Becomes feral with rage and overly protective of your unconscious body
He's hunched over by your side at all times just growling at anyone who comes near you
He wanted to hurt Michael but he wanted to stay with you
He'd talk to you and tell you how he was going to get payback
"I should of known he'd do something-! I'll never forgive him- DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! I'M DOING THIS FOR THEM!"
As soon as you get the cure he's hugging you and telling you how much he missed you
Levithan:
When he found you, his heart dropped
It only got worse when he found the parcel and realized what Michael has done
he will remind the celestial realm why he is an admiral of hell's navy
He spends time by the sea communicating with any creature he can get; telling them if things go down he'll need them to flood the gates of heaven
When he isn't planning war he's with you, playing games, trying to ignore how dead you looked
He would remind you what buttons to push when your chatacter didn't move
"YOU THINK I'LL JUST LET THIS SLIDE??!! HE'S KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!"
He broke down sobbing when you woke up after getting a cure
He was convinced you were dead but here you were, alive and awake
Satan:
He's a detective nerd so of course he scoped out the scene
When he found the parcel and Michaels name - oh boy
Never met the man and pities him for letting their first meeting be the angels demise
It wasn't long before he had to be detained
Screaming and tearing up anything he could, yelling at his brother's for falling
He blamed his brothers, he blamed Michael and he blamed himself
Hated being locked away from you, would course more of a fuss when he couldn't see you
"I WILL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU IF YOU DON'T LET ME GET TO THAT DAMN ANGEL!! I HATE YOU!"
He's only calmed down when you are given a cure and he's told you're alive
Is finally allowed to see you and he holds you tight
Asmodeus:
When he found you he was sobbing
It only grew worse when he found out what happened
In Denial
Not of Michael, he believed that but in denial you were dead or were dying
Kept insisting you were just tired and sleeping
Destroyed an entire room when one of them insisted you weren't sleeping
He'd help you get ready and pamper you, telling you it's okay and you can thank him when you feel better
Would be seen wiping your face often in hopes it'll get rid of that death like appearance you have
"They're fine but Michael won't be, when my precious darling wakes up I'll make sure they know I'll make everything better."
When you bad your cure he started crying and laughing, telling everyone he was right
Clinged to you and let you sleep
Beezlebub:
He found the parcel almost immediately
And went into a rage - we all know how his hunger tantrums are
Would've destroyed the whole house if he wasn't restrained
Guilt
So much guilt, his shoulders are always sagging
Sits by your unconscious body so he feels like he's protecting you
Has tried kissing you awake
Hoping you'll wake up like a fairy tale Character and everything will be fine
"I'm going to kill Michael and I won't let any of you stop me....protect (Y/N) For me."
Was so happy and relieved when you got the cure, sticking to your side at all times even when you were awake
Belphegor:
He was quick to help you into bed and on your side
When he found the parcel he was ready to murder
His rage towards Michael massively outweighed his hatred for humanity - even Lucifer!
Beel couldn't keep control of him mostnofnthe time unless he got forceful, belphegor stuck in a headlock screeching bloody murder
Stress sleeping
Like many of the brothers he develops two modes: calm or PLANNING MASS MURDER
Whenever he gets overwhelmed he just forces body to shut down and sleep besides you
"Michael will face me again, I won't let him kill anyone else that I love! He got Lilith killed and he can't do the same for (Y/N)!"
As soon as the cure was found he was by your side
Letting you rest and watched over you
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Diavolo:
Found out through the brothers
Sees this as an act of war against the peace he's working for
He was normally sweet and forgiving but it seemed Michael wanted to rip to his last nerve
Demanded for every reliable demon to search for a cure
Even had Solomon try to make one
"Barbatos, what is the possibility of Michael coming down to the devildom or the human realm? I want 'discuss' with him what his actions have caused."
As soon he he found out you were alive and safe
He didn't stop his plans but let himself have time with you
Barbatos:
So much guilt
Like holy shit
Is just constantly questioning how he didn't prevent this
Asked permission from the lord to just change the timelines so this didn't happen but the brothers were against it
They demanded they didn't avoid this situation and let Michael face punishment
That he couldn't refuse, he was angered by the angel's actions
More than he would ever show
"humans are so fragile and their time is so limited - that's why I'm never going to let anyone cut theirs short again."
Was part of the cure search party, he led the group
Once you were cured he stayed with you
Acting as your butler and made to check each of your foods and drinks
Solomon:
It wasn't a wise decision to piss off a wizard with stupid amount of pacts
To think an angel would do such a thing
But whilst Everyone lost their temper and searched for a cure
He was wondering - why did it happen
He was ordered asked to make you a cure
He was able to do it but the real cure was also found - giving you extra cure wasn't going to harm you
But he did plan to harm Michael
"you'd think he was smarter than this, he didn't even hide he was the one who did it but all it does is make my job easier."
nursed you until you woke up
Making sure you had mini cures to completely magic it out of your system
Simeon:
When he found out he was stunned
Betrayal - that's all he felt
How could Michael do such a thing?
But he knew Michael was a cruel angel, many having to drink Eden's tea as punishment
It burned their insides and had any poor soul sobbing for mercy after a gulp
"Michael you fool, you can get away with things in your league but you've involved the three realms into this....I pray you do not make your demise harder for yourself."
Was apart of the cure search party
Soothed you when you finally woke up, telling you it'll be okay
Let you rest as much as you wanted
Luke:
They tried to hide it from him but he kept demanding to see you
He wanted to know why everyone was acting strange
When he finally found out he was broken
His mentor
His idol
His everything
The person who always went for permission and knowledge
He thought so highly of him but he's hurt you
He's done more than that! He's tried to kill you!
He's been sobbing for days and locked himself away, he couldn't bare to see you after his once visit
He believed you were dead and they were just keeping your body
"Michael....why....why would you do this.... I thought you loved your brother's....I thought you were kind..!"
When he found out there was a cure he begged to help but they wouldn't let him
He only got to see you when you woke up and he was hugging you, crying
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Michael:
The angel knew they'd be upset
But 9 demons wanting his blood? One wizard ready to cause mayhem and even his own kind wanting his downfall?
That he didn't expect
In his blind jealousy he didn't expect they'd all care for you this much
Thinking apart of them would be relieved you weren't there
But no
"You were my brother's before you were their partner, I'm simply doing what is right! It was their time to meet him and finally stop controlling all of you! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME! I'M YOUR FAMILY! WHY ARE THEY MORE IMPORTANT?!"
He got his answer
His wings torn to shreds, chunks of flesh bitten off him and slashes all over his body
He was left in human world bleeding and barely recognisable
They didn't hold back
He dread to think what the rest of them would do when they find him
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Obey Me! and Angelology and Demonology
 alternatively titled Lets Get Into Lucifer
This is yet another long, long post about the lore of Obey Me! from the perspective of historical and theological angelology, and demonology or the study of angels and demons respectively, because I think it’s neat. I also talk way too much. I’m scared to check the word count on this.
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Disclaimer: I am not an expert on anything, and certainly not on religion. I just like comparative theology. Also, spoilers for lesson 43/44.
What is an angel? And what, in turn, is a demon? It depends on who you ask. All religions that have angels have a general consensus that they are spiritual beings, intermediaries of some kind of higher power. Demons, on the other hand, are much more vague beyond general malevolence toward humanity. Any connection between the two is entirely dependent on the culture and religion in question. Some have angels but not demons, and many have vice versa.
There’s generally four kinds of spirits that are considered demons:
Dead people with extremely bad vibes (think mogwai, yuurei, and other revenants)
Neutral-to-malevolent energy, physical form optional (think djinni or yokai)
Cult subjects (including foreign gods and ancestor worship)
Corrupted angels (either fallen or Nephilim)
The word demon comes from the Greek δαίμων, or daimon, but the concept of a demon is much older than the Greeks. The original daimon had none of the malevolent, evil associations that we now think of. Instead, daimon just described a kind of powerful spiritual entity (for example, δαίμων is the term Euripides uses for the new god Dionysus in The Bacchae). What we think of as demons now didn’t exist in Greek culture, and the negative associations came when the Tanakh was translated from Hebrew to Greek, but even then shedim aren’t identical to the contemporary depiction of demons that we see in Obey Me!, which, like everything else in Western society, came about through the domination of Christianity.
Shedim, the precursor to the Christian demon, was more or less a term for false gods, a title for the various Levantine pagan gods (see: origin of Beelzebub, Belphegor, and pretty much every demon that starts with Bel- or Bal-). 
Obey Me! pretty much canonizes Type 2 and Type 4 demons, with characters like Diavolo, Barbatos, and Satan as Type 2 and the other brothers as Type 4. Historically, Beelzebub and Belphegor are Type 3 (Beelzebub and Belphegor being Levantine gods), Mammon being Type 2 (a general personification of Wealth, although Milton did write him as a Type 4 in Paradise Lost) and Asmodeus being somewhere in between Type 2 and 3 (being heavily derived from a Zoroastrian daeva of wrath). Lucifer is, historically, the only consistently Type 4 demon.
I don’t think I have to explain what a fallen angel is to any OM! fan. But I will. 
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Let’s talk about these guys. We’re all familiar with Satan’s weird complex about Lucifer, and I’m sure we’re all equally familiar with how Satan and Lucifer are terms used interchangeably for whatever being is The Big Bad of Hell. However, they’re not synonymous.
Satan derives from the same Proto-Semitic root as shayatan, which... should be pretty obvious, but nonetheless has a pretty analogous role as a tempter of men in the Abrahamic religions. Beyond that “tempter of men” title, though, the actual details of what Satan is is incredibly varied, including whether or not “Satan” is a name or a title. In Christianity, the view of Satan as an extremely powerful and evil corrupter of man, wholly opposed to God, came around the Middle Ages, when witchcraft hysteria spread.
Lucifer, on the other hand, is simultaneously a figure originating in Christianity and much, much older than it. The term of course means “light-bringer”, and is heavily associated with the morning star, aka the planet Venus. To make a very long story short, many Mesopotamian, Levantine, and Mediterranean cultures saw the lowering of Venus toward the horizon at night and thought, “hey, thats a pretty neat image!” and created stories about heavenly beings falling toward the earth. Of course, they didn’t use the ‘term’ Lucifer, that’s Latin, and came from the Vulgate Bible.
The term Lucifer does not exclusively refer to The Evil Fallen Angel™ in Christian texts (some very sacred things like the Exsultet explicitly refer to Jesus as Lucifer), but it sure is the most popular interpretation. In works like Paradise Lost or the Divine Comedy, the general idea is that the angel Lucifer rebelled against God in some way and was cast out of Heaven, then becoming Satan, and thus the two are one and the same.
(inb4 some Quora-type chews me out for accuracy’s sake, the “lucifer” mentioned in Isaiah 14:12 refers not to any angel, but to a Babylonian king. The whole fallen angel thing, much like the beatitudes or Bethlehem or Christmas, is a fusion of pagan influences.)
In other words, Lucifer is always and has always been a fallen angel. Satan, on the other hand, doesn’t have those connections to angelhood, and the two figures have an undeniable connection despite their clear individual differences. Sound familiar?
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The next question is then what kind of angel is Lucifer anyway? to which you might be thinking, wait, there are different kinds? Yes, holy shit, there are so many kinds of angels and very little consensus on what they are. In terms of Christian angelology (because again, Lucifer is a uniquely Christian/derivative Christian figure unless you exclude Leland’s Aradia which I don’t because lbr they were Italian anyways), most hierarchies are based on the work of this guy:
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This man has the incredibly succinct name of Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite, and sometime in the 5th century he wrote a book called De Coelesti Hierarchia. It orders the *WTNV voice* hierarchy of angels into three levels called spheres, and each sphere has three sub-levels called choirs. Many, but not all, of the choirs are adopted from various Jewish angelic hierarchies. If you thought that it was just angels and then archangels were, like, the middle management version of angels then you are very wrong. I’m sorry that television lied.
You know who also lied? Tumblr dot com and any post that implies that the true form of angels is a big wheel with a bunch of eyes. That is, in fact, a descriptor for only one kind of angel: ophanim, or thrones. The depiction of angels runs the gamut from winged humanoids to multi-winged humanoids with multiple animal heads to burning snakes to vague heavenly mist.
Archangels and angels are the eighth and ninth lowest choirs of angels, respectively. Angels, or malakhim, are the default messengers of God and the choir from which guardian angels come from. Generally, if someone claims to have a message from God delivered to them, it will be an angel doing it. If it’s really important, it’ll be an archangel. Everyone else literally has more important things to do. No one’s getting visions from dominions.
Lucifer’s (the theological one) actual designation is kind of a mystery. Depending on the text, Lucifer has been described as a seraph (the highest), a cherub (the second highest), or an archangel (the eighth). According to Thomas Aquinas:
Lucifer, chief of the sinning angels, was probably the highest of all the angels. But there are some who think that Lucifer was highest only among the rebel angels.
Not very helpful, but hey. The question remains: what kind of angel is Lucifer, and this time I mean our Lucifer. 
We know that Michael, just like his namesake, is an archangel. We also know that (SPOILERS) Simeon, unlike his namesake, is an archangel as well (Simeon is a saint, not an angel.) Lucifer likely was at their level, if not higher.
However, Lucifer was also a six-winged angel, a depiction generally reserved for seraphim (and cherubim, but far less frequently).
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Moreover, in terms of role, an angellic Lucifer fits well with that of the powers, the sixth choir. Powers are in charge of moving the heavenly bodies, and are depicted as powerful warriors dressed in beautiful armor. It's fitting for a being so closely tied to the morning star to be a power, after all.
So, with all that considered, what is Lucifer? 
Well, he’s a seraph (or saraph, technically). Why? Because Simeon is somehow a seraph and an archangel (I have already written too much to unpack that bullshit), and Mammon was a throne (remember those wheels with eyes?) and Beel was a cherub and therefore Lucifer had to be higher than both of them (interestingly big brother Mammon is in a lower choir than little brother Beel). This makes Michael kind of, well... weird, given the archangels’ low rank.
Some like to differentiate between archangel the eighth choir and Archangel, with a capital A, as a term for any high-ranking angel. While this is likely what Solmare is doing, I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that this has zero basis in any religious text whatsoever and is solely done for the convenience of not remembering anything besides angel and archangel. Which is like, fine, but I’m a pedantic jerk who I found claims to the contrary while researching and I felt the need to correct that.
Anyways, the more you know.
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OBEY ME! LESSON 55 DETAILED SUMMARY AND DISCUSSION/THEORIES
*I wrote this days after the lesson was first posted and never bothered to go back and edit it so meaning there will be me theorizing about the next lesson as well
*I write a small para for each chapter and I write it immediately after finishing that chapter so there’ll be theorizing about the next chapter too
*I swear more than usual here
*Some of the dialogue is heavily plagiarized and a few is lifted directly from the story, the game is to figure which is which.
*Summaries and Discussions/theories for all the other lessons can be found on this blog under #obey me spoilers or #my theories or #my headcanons
OKAY! So first off the background for this is absolutely gorgeous and shows a real demon. You know the kind you’d imagine an actual demon to look like and everything’s dark (black, grey, brown) there’s a castle on a mountain like area with a narrow suspended pathway leading to it, there are crows flying around and a person in a robe pointing what looks like a lit wand at a snarling attacking demon, there are skulls and what looks like weapons on the ground and my favourite part: a person in a long robe, kneeling on the ground, covering the top of their face with their hands and wailing to the sky. It’s all tailor made to my taste and I love it! There’s one locked lesson.
It’s breakfast time and Asmo & Beel are heading to an all you can eat global sweet sampler, MC questions it and Asmo says you can get desserts from all over the world there and Asmo’s hoping to live stream it. Asmo invites MC but Mammon interjects asking them to come see “cute horsies” with him. “’Horsies.’ He’s so pretentious. Shut up, it’s the fucking horse race. ‘Horsies.’” Says Levi. Levi invites MC to a real life TSL themed escape room (that sounds really fun tbh), Satan invites them to come watch the sci-fi movie they were talking about, in their home theatre. (he’s actually watched it 3 times already but he read online theories about it and now he wants to see if he can catch the basis for those theories in the movie). They all start arguing about it (except Beel who’s just eating) when MC gets a text from Diavolo congratulating them on their 5th star and wishing them luck for the other 2 and inviting them to an amusement park date. Everyone – MC included – is kind of baffled by the one on one date with Diavolo. They ask any of the others if they want to tag along but they all refuse but Beel asks if MC can take Belphie along since he hasn’t really left the house in a while and Beel’s worried. MC texts asking if they can bring Belphie along too and Diavolo says the more the merrier and I just know this is gonna end in disaster like did Belphie ever even resolve all the problems he had with Diavolo back in S1?
Beel drags Asmo along to wake Belphie up because a.) he doesn’t want Asmo to leave to the sweets thing without him b.) they need all the help they can get to wake him up. MC suggests using force and Asmo happily volunteers to grab Belphie, turn him over and drop him on the ground, Beel says they can’t do this to poor Belphie cause Beel’s a sweetheart, and says the most force he’ll allow them to use is by tickling Belphie, which Asmo then does. It doesn’t work so Asmo says if they’re gonna use force they should do something like this right before he screams “ASMO DIIIIIIVE!!!” and jumps on top of Belphie as Beel protests and I love that despite what you’d assume from his aesthetic and despite what Asmo would like you to believe he’s a lot more rough and tumble and violent (I just really love the sweet with hidden edges trope as much as I love the jerk with a gooey centre trope). Belphie says ow and Asmo brightly and sweetly cheers that he woke up as if just seconds ago he hadn’t used a wrestling move on his sleeping baby brother. Beel says that though Belphie’s body is awake his mind isn’t (relatable), Beel fixes Belphie’s bedhead and Asmo complains that Belphie’s a stereotypical spoilt brat youngest child and says that Diavolo obviously would’ve wanted a one on one day with MC. Beel says he knows and it’s another reason he wanted Belphie to go. Asmo agrees saying that after everything if MC chooses their boss over any one of the seven guys MC actually lives with it’d feel wrong. Asmo tells Belphie to keep an eye on them and not let it turn into a “whirlwind romance”, Belphie just asks for his pillow and Asmo’s upset cause he doesn’t feel confident about the plan now. Poor Diavolo being constantly cockblocked
On the way Belphie complains about being forced to do this when his schedule is just as busy but MC says all he does is sleep and he says because naps are important to him and he takes them seriously. He wishes he could go back home and asks why of all the demons he had to be stuck with Diavolo (so guess those issues are still around good to know). MC asks if he still dislikes Diavolo cause of his fondness for humans and Belphie says he’s fully gotten over that whole human genocide phase which is great to have confirmed. They ask why he dislikes Diavolo – lots of reasons. He always thinks he’s right and expects to get his way about anything and everything and never listens to anyone’s opinions. He hadn’t bothered to listen to Belphie back when the exchange program had been proposed and Belphie was against it (and I mean to be fair back then Belphie was 100% okay with killing the entire human race for no reason other than the fact that he blamed them for Lilith’s death when really they had nothing to do with it and it was definitely the angels’ fault. I mean I don’t think I would have listened to him either and he really does have the spoilt youngest kid personality. I think out of all the brother’s Belphie’s the one who has the fondest memories of the Celestial Realm – probably helped by the fact that Lilith was still alive then – which is why he never blamed them for what happened and instead directed all his anger at the humans) Lucifer hadn’t let Belphie plead his case (what case Belphie!? That all humans should die!?) and that Diavolo’s surrounded by demons like Barbatos and Lucifer who shield him from criticism (and yeah I agree that this is true and that it’s a bad thing but Lucifer wasn’t shielding Diavolo from criticism when he refused to let Belphie plead his case, he was protecting Belphie cause if Diavolo found out Belphie wanted to kill humans he would have thrown him in jail like he did back at the end of S1 and MC you dumb fuck can you pls tell all this to Belphie) and that Diavolo doesn’t understand that he’s been saved from criticism and Belphie hates that about him and he shudders at the thought of spending the day with Diavolo. On the way they run into Simeon and tell him where they’re going, he says Luke’s been wanting to go there since he saw a ad for it and MC says they could take Luke along with them but he says Luke’s at a cooking class today but that he’d probably love to hear about it when he gets back. Simeon then takes off saying he has a meeting. Belphie goes to call after Simeon to tell him something and catches a glimpse of the person Simeon was supposed to meet. He’s surprised and says “Is that…” and when MC asks what’s wrong he said he must have just imagined it and that the person Simeon was meeting just looked really familiar and HOLY SHITTTTTTT GUYSSS rfhiefjoSJKWDLDADJSJ was I right are we really gonna get to see angels???? That’s the only explanation, right? It would have had to be Michael or even Raphael and there’s only a few lessons left and this and the next lesson are probably gonna focus on Diavolo and Belphie’s relationship and following the patter MC should get their 6th star next lesson, then the two lessons after that will be their final exam for the 7th star and then the last two lessons will focus on saying goodbye as the brothers go back to the Devildom and all that’s gonna have a lot going on but if they’re teasing the angels being here now could they manage to slip them in or will that be too much? I mean they’ll be introducing a whole new (or two whole new) character(s) and ahhh I’m rambling but pls I need the tension and angst between them and the brothers ok I’m done.
When they get there Belphie complains about how crowded it is and MC tries to look for Diavolo to which Belphie points to a group of fangirls surrounding Diavolo. Diavolo answers them sweetly and one of them says he’s even better looking irl and another shyly asks if he wants to walk around with them. Belphie cuts that short by barging in and asking Diavolo what’s going on, Diavolo happily greets Diavolo and one of the girls realises that Belphie called Diavolo ‘lord’. Diavolo apologises to them and said he’s already made plans with friends (and ugh he’s so sweet I love him just wanna give him a big hug I bet he gives great hugs), the girls are very understanding and sweet about it and they leave. Belphie’s a lil shit and says “Aww, too bad, Lord Diavolo. I’d hate to interrupt just as they were hitting on you…” and Diavolo laughs it off saying it wasn’t like that (and can Diavolo not understand sarcasm or does he just ignore it? Both seem highly likely) Belphie disagrees and says they were clearly hitting on him and Diavolo changes the subject and says he can’t believe Belphie actually came, MC explains why and Diavolo says it’s understandable that Beel was worried after Belphie hadn’t left the house in a week (Me, who hasn’t left the house in almost a year: :’) ) Belphie says he knows Diavolo wanted a date with MC but too bad cause now Belphie’s gonna third wheel them. Diavolo tells Belphie not to be ridiculous and that he’s happy that Belphie came (and the thing is other than a small twinge of disappointment this is probably the truth). Belphie says that it probably won’t be a good idea to go around calling him “Lord” Diavolo given the way the girls reacted, Diavolo says he can just call him by his name since he wouldn’t mind but Belphie says he himself would mind and anyway if Lucifer or Barbatos found out Belphie wasn’t using his proper title they’d kill him. So Belphie suggests a nickname which Diavolo’s really happy about and MC suggests DD (they can also suggest John or Cap’n), Diavolo adores it and asks them to call him it all the time hereafter (I want to give him a hug so badly). Diavolo then happily and with lots of exclamation points goes on to say that it’s time to let their hair down and that Barbatos had made minute to minute schedule for them to follow so that they could enjoy the park to the fullest and Belphie says he wants to go home
Diavolo keeps unsuccessfully trying to get Belphie to wear a themed headband and take a group photo, saying he also wants to wear the headband on a boat ride and the ferris wheel. Diavolo gives MC sad puppy dog eyes (which I’m sure he uses successfully on Lucifer regularly, but that don’t affect Barbatos at all) and MC can’t refuse, asking Belphie if there’s anything that’ll get him to change his mind. He says no but he’s not stopping the others from doing it, Diavolo says since they’re here as a group they all should do it, Belphie snaps saying he doesn’t like how Diavolo’s using MC as a tool to bend Belphie to his will and he says he’s going home. Diavolo tries to stop him but he marches off and Diavolo drags MC off to chase after Belphie. Diavolo grabs Belphie by the arm outside the park and begs for a chance to apologize, Belphie denies it and tries to free his arm. Diavolo refuses to let him go saying he should have listened to and considered Belphie’s opinions now as well as in the past, Belphie’s shocked and MC asks Belphie to just hear Diavolo out. He agrees but tells them not to have any expectations of what this’ll accomplish.
Belphie says he doesn’t want to wear the headband or take pics and that he’s only gonna ride what he wants to, Diavolo agrees with all that. He asks if Belphie will stay with them and Belphie agrees and Diavolo is just so brightly stupidly happy and I can completely understand how he was able to make Lucifer question his entire world view. Diavolo’s so happy he starts waving Belphie’s arm around unconsciously and then asks Belphie what rides he wants to go on as they make their way back inside, Belphie doesn’t answer instead he’s blushing and annoyed and asks Diavolo to let go of his hand. Belphie wants to ride ‘The Twisting Freefall of Death II’, MC & Diavolo would like to not freefall to their death thank you very much. Belphie quotes the ride as being, “the single most terrifying experience in the world where you’ll scream for mercy and receive none” Diavolo says, “Did you say scream for mercy…” Belphie happily agrees. Diavolo turns to his last hope, MC, and asks how they feel about this. I like to imagine that even MC has a line where their lacking self-preservation will kick in. Belphie just smiles saying it won’t actually kill them (this would have been more reassuring coming from someone who didn’t once murder MC but whatever.) They can also ask Diavolo how feels about it. After the ride Belphie’s cackling loudly and gushing about how great it was. He’s especially happy about the look on Diavolo’s face during the ride, saying he’s never seen it before (probably the look of a demon praying to God for mercy). MC can say that Belphie seemed to be having a lot of fun, cheer how the ride was the best or say they thought they were going to die. For the 3rd option Belphie very cheerfully says MC’s alive and ok. Belphie asks Diavolo how it was only to realise Diavolo’s missing. He fell off the ride at its highest peak. He’s dead.
They’ve tried texting Diavolo but he doesn’t read them. Belphie wonders what kind of person actually gets lost in an amusement park unless they’re 5. Then he says “…is that what it is? Is he actually 5 yrs old?” He remembers that mammon got lost in a park once too and says the only thing the two of them have in common is that they’re both basically children, They then run into my favourite character in the entire game – the butcher (is2g this man needs to become a recurring side character) who is here with his wife and daughter. He asks them if the rest of the harem is here too and Belphie lets him know that unfortunately they’re here with a new inductee who got lost. The butcher offers to help and asks for a description. MC says he’s the owner of the corvo hotel chain and the butcher wonders who the fuck are these people in the first place to know someone like that and then because the butcher’s the sweetest person alive he too starts worrying about diavolo, scared that he might have gotten kidnapped. Belphie says “there’s no one in the human world oh shit I mean THE WORLD. THE NORMAL WORLD ALL US HUMANS - BECAUSE WE ALL ARE HUMANS - LIVE IN” the butcher now probably used to how weird this cult is (because they definitely are a satanic cult with their extremely obvious demon names, how weird and unused to normal life they are, 7 of them being obviously infatuated by the eighth one but the butcher’s not gonna bring this up cause with the amount of meat they buy from him he could keep his family afloat for years AND pay for his daughters college tuition) ignores this and says he hasn’t seen Diavolo but advices them to check the information desk and ask them to page Diavolo over the loudspeakers. They thank him and Belphie promises to stop by with Beel later, the butcher says he’ll see him then and tells them to take care (I love this man). Barbatos text MC asking how they’re doing and which itinerary of his they’re following cause yes apparently he made more than one and telling them he trusts them to take care of diavolo (and I can’t believe it took me this long to realise Barbatos is a helicopter parent). MC leaves him on read. Lucifer then texts them saying Satan told him where they’d gone and telling them that since the two of them are with Diavolo he assumes he’s okay but just to clarify make sure nothing happens to Diavolo. MC leaves him on read. Belphie says that Barbatos and Lucifer are way too overprotective. Barbatos and MC then realise how fucked they are if either of them find out that they’ve lost diavolo and so decide to skip the whole loudspeaker thing.
They can decide if they want to check by the lake, the ferris wheel or the last ride they went in. He’s not at the lake and they choose to take a boat across the lake to get to the ferris wheel cause it’s faster than going around it. Belphie actually enjoys the boat ride and asks if the two of them can just enjoy themselves together for a bit instead of looking for Diavolo, MC says “I’m worried about Diavolo also can you not remember how fucked we are if we don’t find him”. Belphie gets jealous that MC seems to care more about Diavolo than him (they’re just been practical! If the roles were reversed they’d have shut Diavolo down to look for you!) and says that even they have a real soft spot for Diavolo (He’s like a giant golden retriever!!).  There’s an announcement over the loudspeaker for MC and ‘Snoozy’ saying that DD’s waiting for them at the info desk. Belphie’s not happy about ‘snoozy’ (understandable)
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The Obey Me! Boys and How They Cuddle
Because this quarantine got me touch-starved.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Slight NSFW warning for Asmo.
Lucifer: He could feel his heartbeat in his forehead as he reclined (not slouched, he would never slouch) against the back of his chair. He had at least three different reports to write for Diavolo, the ever-growing stack of bills addressed to Mammon was beginning to lean alarmingly to the left, and he had just received word that one of his brothers had broken a stained-glass window at RAD. Again.
The sound of his door creaking open startled him out of his brooding. He whipped around with a scowl already set in place, but his expression soften when he registered the human standing there. They were carrying a tray in their hands, which were wrapped carefully in the sleeves of their shirt to stave off the chill of the Devildom evenings.
“You missed dinner,” they set the tray down on the edge of his desk, away from all of the important documents. “I was worried the others were going to start a riot.” 
“I wouldn’t put it past them.” he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. On top of the pounding in his head, he was beginning to feel the muscle in his neck tensing from being bent over writing for the majority of the day. Great, now his responsibilities were becoming a literal pain in the neck instead of just a figurative one.
“Lucifer?” concern laced through their voice as they spoke. “Are you okay?”
Their hands were still planted on the desk where they had set the tray down, eyes trained on him like they were worried he would explode. This left them wide open, and Lucifer was nothing if not opportunistic.
“Come here.”
The human yelped as he gripped them around the waist and easily hoisted them into his lap. Their legs dangled uselessly over one arm of the chair and Lucifer had pressed their torso against his own. He kept them close, encasing them in his arms as he rested his cheek on top of their head.
“Lucifer!” they attempted to wiggle out of his grasp, but both of them knew it would do nothing. “I’m not a teddy bear!”
“Oh? But the job suits you perfectly.”
They huffed petulantly, but instead of pouting, they wrapped their arms around his neck and accepted their fate. “Just ask next time, okay?”
Mammon: “...stupid lil’...why do they hafta...treat their older brother with at least a lil’ respect!”
The door to the living room burst open, causing the human sitting on the couch to jump and quickly whip their headphones out. Mammon definitely didn’t get a little mushy when he noticed their expression go from on guard to exasperatedly fond.
“What happened now?”
The Avatar of Greed flopped unceremoniously onto the couch next to them and sighed dramatically. “Why do they always gotta gang up on me?!”
“Because it’s funny to watch you explode?”
“Not helping, human.”
They started to laugh, but when they saw Mammon slouch down a little further, they cut themselves off. “Does it really get to you that much?”
“Sometimes,” Mammon scratched at his neck. “Even when I’m trying to help, they start taking jabs at me for no reason.”
The human was silent for a moment before they shoved the worksheet they had been scribbling away at into their textbook and closed it. “That’s not right.”
“You’re damn right it ain’t! I’m a good big brother, and every time I -” a light tug on his hair cut him off mid-rant. The human had scooted down to the end of the couch and was looking at him expectantly. When had they grabbed a hold of his hair?
His human was nothing if not persistent, and who was he to deny them? He followed their tugs down to rest his head in their lap, stretching out his long legs. Their gentle fingers kept weaving and scritching in his hair, and his eyes slipped closed like a content kitten.
“You know the best ways to shut me up.”
“Mmhmm.”
Levi: When he had told them what time the stream was going to start, they had grinned and said staying up that late wasn’t going to be a problem. They had high-fived and the human had skipped off to do whatever it was normies did during the day. When 10 o’clock rolled around, they showed up to his room practically buzzing with excitement. It had been forever since they had gotten to watch a live stream with someone!
They had been so jazzed. So why in the three Realms were they asleep?!
And more importantly, why were they asleep on his shoulder?!?!
Levi could feel himself start to hyperventilate. He barely let his brothers touch him, forget about the human! The streamer had said something that was making the chat go a mile a minute, but Levi couldn’t bring himself to concentrate on anything but the weight on his shoulder.
Swallowing heavily, he managed to gather up enough courage to actually look at the human.They were small and fragile looking when they were awake and yelling at everyone, but when they were asleep, they might as well be a figurine. Their face was relaxed, so different from the victorious grin they wore when they thrashed Mammon in a game, or the determined frown they wore when Devildom culture shock smacked them in the face and they were trying to deal with it.
The soft blue light from Henry 2.0′s aquarium rippled across their face, and Levi could feel their slow, even breaths against his collarbone. His face felt like it was on fire, and he was just about to start flailing when they made a soft noise in their sleep and snuggled in a bit closer. They were shivering.
He had watched enough romcom anime to know the proper course of action, but that didn’t cool his blush any. Sighing in defeat, he managed to sneak his arm up from where it had been resting against his side and - slowly, hesitantly, holy shit what was he doing this was a bad idea what the fu - wrapped it around their shoulders and pulled them in.
Thankfully, they stayed asleep. Slowly but surely, Levi’s heart rate slowed back down to normal as he felt them stop shaking. Maybe this wasn’t so bad?
Satan: It wasn’t often that the human lost their cool. They were probably one of the most put-together beings who ever existed. But, as Satan knew all too well, one could only take so much bullshit before they exploded.
“That sorry, sniveling, micro-dicked little cockroach!”
Satan would have praised them on that insult if he didn’t think it would piss them off more. “Who has a micro dick?”
“That guy I got paired with to do the Potions project!” they had begun pacing around the library. Satan had been in enough arguments to know where this was going, so he shut his book, crossed his legs and waited. The human didn’t disappoint.
“We agreed to meet up at the cafe to work on the project after class, since the assignment is due tomorrow and we needed to get everything put together. Not only does this bastard not show up, he has the balls to text me and ‘apologize’ for not having any of his share of the work done! So now I have to do by tomorrow!” frustrated tears gathered in the corners of their eyes, and Satan had to smother the flames of his own anger. How dare this scum make his human cry?
“Kitten,” he said, hoping the familiar pet name would soothe instead of scorn. “You’re going to wear a path in the carpet if you keep pacing like that.”
They turned to glare at him, but their fire had run out of kindling. They sighed heavily, shoulders slouching as though their anger had physically drained them. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to...I stormed in here and interrupted you, didn’t I? I wan’t thinking, sorry, I’ll just...”
Before they could finish their retreat, Satan was in front of them, hands on their shoulders.
“Hey now, it’s alright.” he reached up and brushed their tears away with the backs of his knuckles. “I of all people know how it is when you’re angry, I understand.”
They sniffled pathetically. “Sorry...”
Smiling gently, Satan guided them to the couch and let them slump against him. They were settled between his legs with their head pillowed against his chest, listening to his heartbeat as they calmed down. Satan’s long fingers played with their hair, twirling a strand around his finger.
“Now then, I’m going to need a name, address and photo id of this formerly-alive gentleman.”
Asmo: There was nothing quite like those few moments after a couple rounds of mind-blowing sex that had followed a carefully-crafted seduction. Asmodeus sighed in satisfaction as he relaxed against the soft pillows.
“Mm...” the human stirred beside him, and Asmo turned his head to admire his handiwork. Their hair was slick with sweat, curling along their forehead and jaw like ivy climbing up the side of a house. They were soft, pliant, practically melting into the sheets, and they had the most deliciously fucked-out expression on their face.
“Hello there, darling.” he said softly, reaching up to brush their hair out of their eyes. “How are you doing?”
Confusion flashed across their face and Asmo decided to answer their question before they asked it. “Aftercare is very important, my dear. Tell me what you need.”
Unbelievably, the human flushed and buried their head in the pillow. “...dles...”
“What was that, sweetheart?”
The human resurfaced, but couldn’t quite look him in the eye. “...Cuddles.”
Asmo scoffed affectionately. “Are you telling me that, after spending the night committing all kinds of salacious acts with me, you’re having trouble asking me for post-sex cuddles?”
Before the human could proceed with the inevitable flailing, Asmo tucked them against his chest, one leg thrown over both of theirs and a delicately manicured finger tracing over his pact mark on their hip. He felt them sigh contentedly as they settled down, and he couldn’t resist laughing as he kissed their forehead.
“I’ll have you know, post-sex cuddling is the best kind of cuddling.”
Beelzebub: It was a rare occasion that only one brother was camped out in the human’s room. Usually there were at least two monopolizing their bed. But, Mammon had a modeling gig, Levi had a raid going on, Satan had just bought a new book and couldn’t be torn away from it, Asmo had a date, and Belphie was....probably asleep somewhere that wasn’t their room. Which left them and Beel.
“What are we going to watch tonight?” Beel asked, making himself comfortable on their bed. He had brought a bowl of popcorn the size of their head, and before they even picked a movie the bowl was 3/4 of the way empty.
“Come on, Beel, I didn’t even get any!” they pouted, but there was an amused gleam in their eye. “And, to answer your question, I was thinking horror, since Mammon isn’t here to scream through it.”
By the time they finished their sentence, the popcorn had been vacuumed into Beel’s mouth. The human looked at Beel with a raised eyebrow.
“...”
“...”
“...We’re out of popcorn.”
They snorted, snatching the bowl from Beel’s hands. “I’ll go make more, you pick a movie.”
When they returned, Beel was leaning against their headboard with the movie paused on the title screen. It was some Devildom flick that the human had never heard of, but they trusted Beel.
Well, with the movie, anyway.
When he made grabby hands for the popcorn, the human turned to shield it with their body. “I don’t think so! I actually want some this time, Beelzebub. I’m holding it.”
The Avatar of Gluttony looked like they had just told him Santa wasn’t real, but the human stood firm.
“I’ll share, but I’m not letting you inhale the whole bowl.” they stuck their tongue out and plopped themselves on their bed. “Let’s start this thing.”
The movie started with a demon getting disemboweled, so they knew it was going to be good. The human was situation with the bowl rested in between their folded legs, and Beel would reach over and grab a fistful of popcorn every few seconds. But, in order to do that, he would have to rock himself forward, and as a result, spilled a fair amount of popcorn on the bed.
“This isn’t working.” Beel muttered about 20 minutes in.
“What isn’t?” they didn’t even turn away from the screen. It was just getting good!
“I keep spilling the popcorn.”
“Hm?” the human briefly glanced down to realize that they were sitting among the remains of many, many pieces of popcorn. “Oh. So you do. Sorry, Beel, I’ll move.”
The human had meant to scoot just a little closer so Beel wouldn’t have to reach so far, but apparently he had other ideas.
They squeaked a little when they went from leaning against the cool wall to something warm.
“Beel!” they exclaimed, suddenly finding themself situated snugly in Beel’s lap. “What the actual fuck?”
“This is easier.” To demonstrate, he reached into the bowl that was still cushioned in their lap, plucked out a fistful of popcorn, and took a bite. “See? No spilling. And you’re still holding the bowl.”
They felt like their face was going to explode from the force of their blush.
“Is this okay?” Beel asked, apparently belatedly realizing what he had just done might be considered inappropriate.
“...Yeah, it’s okay. You have a comfy lap.”
Beel smiled. “Good. I like having you close like this.”
“Shut up, I’m watching the movie.”
Belphegor: It was hard to keep your circadian rhythm going when there was no sun. This was the third night in a row that the human found themselves unable to sleep, and they were getting sick of sitting in their room playing on their D.D.D. So, even though they knew Lucifer would use their skin to decorate his office if he found them, they tip-toed out of their room and began wandering the halls in search for...something.
Eventually, they found themselves in the planetarium. Honestly, they didn’t know what they would do up there, but it beat sitting around in the darkness waiting for their body to shut down from sheer exhaustion.
“Shouldn’t you be sleeping?”
They nearly jumped out of their skin. “Belphie!”
Belphegor was draped languidly over one of the couches, cow-print pillow hugged to his chest as he blinked sleepily at them. “What are you doing up?”
They shrugged. “Trouble sleeping.”
“Is that right?” Belphie hummed, sitting up. “You’re lucky you found me, then.”
“Why is that?” the human asked, tilting their head. Belphegor chuckled softly.
“I’m the Avatar of Sloth. If anyone can cure insomnia, it’s me.” he leaned back against the arm of the couch and opened his arms. “Come on, I won’t hurt you.”
He kept his voice nonchalant, but they felt him push his sincerity through their bond. He was still so cautious around them. Probably always would be.
Taking a deep breath, the human stepped forward into Belphie’s waiting arms. Honestly, the demon was a little shocked that the human had accepted. A slap to the face would have been his first reaction if the tables were turned.
He curled his arms around their shoulders and cupped the back of their head, gently guiding them to the crook of his neck. They squirmed, trying to get comfortable.
“Hush,” Belphie muttered, voice low and soothing. “I’m going to use magic, okay?”
He felt them nod, already drifting a little bit. Belphie took a deep breath, threading his fingers through their hair. He didn’t deserve this. Didn’t deserve their trust and affection. But he was going to take it anyway.
The magic laced itself through his voice as he sang. It was an old lullaby that Lucifer used to sing to him and Beel when they were fussy children, but the human didn’t need to know that. Almost immediately, they stopped wiggling and settled heavily against him. By the time the lullaby was finished, they were asleep, breath fanning deep and even across his collarbone.
Belphegor leaned down and nuzzled into their hair. “Goodnight. Sweet dreams.”
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I wasn’t sure if you meant MC was born mute or not, but I didn’t like the way I wrote that one so instead I had MC cursed instead. I still don’t feel like I did the request justice but I hope you still like it, anon.
TW: a tiiiiny bit of unwanted sexual touching (no rape or anything like that, just a witch getting a bit grabby with Mammon).
Obey Me masterlist
MC rolled their eyes as they watched the witch circle Mammon, trying to ignore the pang of jealousy as the beautiful woman ran a hand up his chest. “I know one way you could pay me back.”
Mammon blushed, his eyes flashing to the irritated human. “Uh, why don’t you just send a bill to Lucifer.” He gently gripped the witch’s wrist, stopping her from feeling him up.
She was not happy. She scowled, looking to MC before looking back at Mammon. “What, worried your human pet over there will get jealous?
“If anyone is the pet, it’s Mammon,” MC said with a scoff.
Mammon looked at MC with eyebrows cocked, both at the comment they made and a plea to shut up so that they didn’t cause a fight. The witch also gave MC a look of annoyance. 
She turned back to Mammon with a sickly sweet smile. She grabbed Mammon’s hands, placing them on her breasts. “The human can join.”
“Uh…”
MC had seen enough. Marching over to Mammon and the witch, they pushed her out of the way, standing between her and Mammon. 
“MC…” Mammon whispered, “Don’t do this.”
“Look, bitch,” MC said, their voice a lot braver than they felt. “Keep your hands to yourself. He said no. So send us off with a bill and we’ll send you some Grimm and this can all be done with.”
The witch scoffed, crossing her arms. “Fine.”
Mammon put his hand on MC’s lower back, ushering them away. He gave the witch an apologetic smile as they left in a hurry, not hearing the witch mutter some sort of spell.
“Whaddya thinkin’ talking to that witch like that?!” Mammon complained as the two of them walked through the front door. “You’re lucky she didn’t curse ya.”
MC scoffed. “I’m not afraid of some random witch.”
“Well ya should be. Can’t trust ‘em.”
Mammon didn’t notice that MC wasn’t responding as he blabbed on and on about witches and the various troubles he’s had with them. MC was trying to listen but was distracted by a slight tickle in the back of their throat that quickly grew into something more. It turned into an unbearable pain, and MC was having a hard time breathing. They fell to their knees, desperately grasping their throat as it closed up. The world around them started to fade, the last thing they heard being Mammon’s voice, “Hey, human, are you even listening?!”
Mammon ran over to the human on the floor, picking them up and throwing them over his shoulder before running toward Lucifer’s study.
**
MC blinked slowly as they awoke, looking around the room. They recognized the room as the one they stayed in at the Demon Lord’s castle when they all went on the retreat. They sat up slowly, clutching their pounding head. 
On top of the headache, their throat was still hurting and they felt queasy. They pushed the covers off of them, swinging their legs over to get out of bed and head to the bathroom but instantly fell over.
The thump of their body hitting the floor alerted somebody apparently, because as soon as they fell, they heard the sounds of footsteps on the stairs and the door flew open. MC looked up to see Mammon standing there, out of breath and red in the face.
“You’re awake!”
MC opened their mouth to speak but instead of words, vomit came out, puddling on the floor in front of them.
Mammon retched. “Gross, MC. Let me go get Barbatos.”
**
After helping MC clean themselves up, Barbatos and Mammon helped them back into bed. Mammon stood to the side, worried as the demon butler checked over MC. 
“Hmm.”
“What?” Mammon asked.
“Did you come across any witches lately, MC?” Barbatos asked, ignoring Mammon.
MC went to speak but, still, nothing came out. A confused expression flashed across their face. They tried again to no avail. They looked at Barbatos, panic in their eyes. 
“You did, didn’t you?”
MC nodded.
“Yeah, this one decided to mouth off to her.” Mammon not so helpfully added.
MC shot him a glare. Barbatos frowned. “It seems to me that you’ve been cursed.”
Mammon gasped. “Wha! Cursed?!”
“Yes, it looks like the witch took MC’s voice. Seems the witch didn’t like whatever you said to her, MC.”
MC reached to grab their D.D.D. from the night stand by the bed and typed something before turning the phone for Barbatos to see.
“How long will it be like this?”
“Unfortunately, I can’t say. These curses could last weeks. Months. Sometimes even years.”
**
Months went by and MC had lost hope of getting their voice back anytime soon. Though it was a struggle, and super annoying sometimes, they found ways around it, learning some sign language and making use of the messaging app on their D.D.D.
And while all the demons had been accommodating, Mammon seemed to be uncomfortable around MC now. It upset them, considering the two had been attached at the hip before the curse. They expected Mammon to be there for them, but instead he avoided them as if their condition was contagious.
MC loved the other demon brothers, but they were closest to Mammon by far, and they missed their best demon friend.
“Are you never going to talk to me again?” they messaged him. “I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever.”
He didn’t message back for at least five minutes, but it felt like an hour for MC. 
“Sorry, been busy.”
“I know that’s a lie, Mammon.”
“Look, MC...I can’t hang out with you anymore.”
MC felt a lump in their throat, the first feeling they had felt there since the day they got cursed. “Why?”
“Because it’s my fault that your voice went away.”
“No it isn’t.”
“Yeah it is. It woulda never happened if I hadn’t been trying to gamble with that witch.”
MC sighed. “Mammon…”
“You should stay away from me, MC. I’m just a scumbag.”
“Don’t say that!”
“It’s true. Now it’s just your voice but next time it could be worse. If you got hurt or worse because of me…...I don’t even want to think of it. It’s best for you if I don’t stick around to ya all the time.”
Tears started streaming from MC’s eyes. “Mammon, please don’t do this.”
No response. MC ran to Mammon’s room, opening the door without knocking like he often did to them. He was on his bed, eyes red and puffy. He wiped his eyes as he saw them.
“Whaddya think you’re doin’, just bargin’ in my room like that?” he said, voice shaking. 
MC sent him a text. “I don’t blame you for what happened.”
“But I blame myself.”
“It doesn’t matter, Mammon. I just miss hanging out with you. I want my best friend back.”
Mammon frowned. Without thinking, MC tried to speak. 
“I love you, you idiot!” 
Mammon’s head snapped up, his eyes wide as he stared at her. “You…you just spoke.”
“I did? Holy shit, I did!”
Their voice was weak, barely above a whisper, but still loud enough that Mammon heard exactly what they said.
“So, uh, ya love me, huh?”
MC grinned. “I almost fought a witch for you, what do you think?”
Mammon scrambled off his bed, standing up and looking down at his human. “Of course you love the Great Mammon! But uh, the Great Mammon loves you too.”
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evelinamox · 4 years
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Legally The Worst (Mammon x F!MC)
TW: drugs, also NSFW for sex, and suggestive reasons.
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“Oi Mammon! Why'd you come to class if all you're gonna do is text?" MC whispered to the white haired demon to her left.
Satan rolled his eyes. "He's only here to be near you, but judging by the look on his face, he's about to do something moronic for money."
MC turned her attention to the demon to her right, "What do you mean?"
Mammon jumped back into the conversation before Satan could answer. "I just got a job, pays well too!"
Satan scoffed at his brother. "Just proved my point. Dare I ask what foolishness you're doing this time?"
Before either MC or Satan could look at his DDD, Mammon quickly tucked it away to hide the information. "S'not much. Just gotta deliver some packages and get paid under the table right there." He flashed a cocky smirk with a fang bare, causing MCs heart to race.
Satan on the other hand shook his head in disappointment at his older brother. "Sounds like you're delivering drugs." He quipped.
"So what? Ya ain't gonna tell Lucifer on me are ya?"
Before Satan could answer, MC whom was intrigued by the idea spoke up. "I won't... if you let me come with!" She gave him a devious smile that would've even put some demons to shame.
Mammon's defensiveness was replaced by amusement. "Why should The Great Mammon let a smarty pants like you come with? This isn't something for goody-two-shoes like you doll face."
His words though a warning felt more like a challenge as they fell upon MCs ears. "Get rich schemes require brains, which you're going to need." She snapped back.
Listening the whole time, Satan laughed at her witty answer. "She's got a point. You're lacking the brains that she has."
"So it's settled!" She clapped her hands together getting excited. "I'll drive, you talk!"
"Woah, woah, woah! I never agreed to this!" He began to panic, he hated the idea of both her coming with and anyone other than him driving his car.
"Hmph," she had to suppress a smile while planning to call his bluff. Reaching for her DDD she began scrolling through until it reached Lucifers name. "I guess I'll just call Lucifer then." Her thumb hovered over his name.
Mammon quickly snatched her DDD away. "Okay I'm sorry! You're in but don't expect a cut of the profit!" He then looked to Satan , obviously enjoying their conversation. "And you don't tell Lucifer either!"
"Don't worry about me telling, I want to see how this plays out." A smug grin on his face as he turned his attention back to a book.
“Don't worry about paying me. I'm in this for the fun."
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MC stood outside the house leaning against the car Mammon decided to use for their "adventure". She had a black leather skirt, midriff shirt, and knee high boots on. Everything about her screamed sexy but edgy.
Mammon couldn’t wrap his mind around her daring choice of clothing he’d never seen her in before. Just as his mind and eyes began wondering, he noticed a devious grin appear. "I see you like the get-up Mr. Elevator Eyes." She teased.
"Sh-shut up! Like a human would get such attention from The Great Mammon!"  He quickly looked away, trying to seem uninterested. "Let's get going! I'll tell you where to go!"
MC agreed and quickly sat in the car, adjusting the seat. They wasted no time leaving, and though he was originally terrified of the idea someone else driving MCs smooth handling calmed him.
"How come ya chose clothes like that? The guys we're dealing with would eat ya alive if they saw you." He didn't want his concern to show but at the same time MC had to have known dressing in such a way around shady demons could make things harder on him.
MC shrugged while stopping at a red light. "Well, this is the outfit I would usually wear when I did street racing in High-School. Fits different now, being in college."
Mammon looked her up and down again, he could see the shirt hugged her breast tightly, and the skirt showed the outline of her hips well. It was a nice sight he was enjoying perhaps a little too much.
"Ya mind staying in the car when we get to the place?" He didn’t want to admit he didn’t want anyone else to see her like this.
"Have you ever known me to listen?" She laughed while pulling up to the warehouse.
"I'm being serious," he growled, terrible thoughts of what the guys they were meeting with would say or do to her playing in his mind. He couldn't deny he wanted to taste, touch, feel, even fuck her too, but at least he knew how to restrain himself. "These guys are dangerous. We get there, you stay out of it."
MC never heard him be so serious before. Understanding what he was getting at, she silently nodded and put the car in park.
Mammon took a package from out the trunk then stood in front of the car, pulling out his DDD to call the person he is supposed to meet.
A shady looking demon soon walked out and nodded to the white haired demon.
“Mammon my man! I thought it was a joke when you agreed to do this.”
“Like The Great Mammon would really stop! Just had to take a break after last time landed me in some deep shit.” He shifted the box to one hand while holding out the other one waiting for the cash.
The demon smirked then looked over at MC sitting in the driver seat. “Cute girl you got there. Didn’t think I’d see you bring a lady of the night with.” He chuckled while Mammon tensed up. He thought they were far enough from the car so she wouldn’t be noticed.
“It ain’t like that.” He grumbled, trying to keep composure.
“That so? Well how much you think she costs then? Have some white horse with her name on it if she’s down to party.” He asked while winking at MC, flashing a devious smile.
“I said, she ain’t like that! Now where’s the cash?” Mammon let out a growl while balling his hand in a fist.
“Mammon getting upset?” The shady demon taunted, a poor idea really. “When I’m done with your little human toy you can have her back. We’re bro’s right? Sharing is-“ the demons words were cut short by a well placed fist to the jaw. The demon hit the ground with a loud thud.
Quickly Mammon grabbed the demons wallet then jumped into the passenger seat. “Gun it!” He yelled to MC.
On his command MC quickly threw the car in reverse to turn around before going into drive and making dust behind them. Mammon kept glancing back through the mirror and saw a few more demons coming out to the aid of the demon he just clocked.
“What the hell was that about?” MC yelled, dodging traffic, trying to evade the goons chasing them.
“Guy just pissed me off!” Mammon defended before grabbing hold of a handle, trying to not show how terrified he was feeling her swerve through traffic.
“Well now they’re pissing me off!” MC snapped, speeding past a bus. The sound of a train whistle in the distance catching her attention.
Remembering where the train tracks she crossed were, she headed for them, a plan in mind.
In the distance the train could be seen coming. “Close your eyes!” MC yelled while pressing the gas pedal all the way down.
“The hell ya doing?!” Mammon shouted, his heart in his ears as he saw the train quickly approaching his side of the car. They both screamed as they crossed the tracks, the train barely missing them.
“Haha! Yes!” MC cried out, easing on the gas but still driving towards a tree covered trail. The adrenaline running through her she felt she could run a marathon, but knew just because a train was between them and the goons didn’t mean they were free just yet.
Mammon had his hands over his head, hyperventilating. “Holy shit.”
“Mammon we made it!” She celebrated.
“Holy shit.”
MC soon pulled off the side of the trail, concerned he was in shock. “Can you say something else?”
“No.” He sarcastically answered as he took his hands of his head before looking at her. “You’re fucking crazy, ya know that?” Despite his harsh words they had a lighter than expected tone to them, even sounded a bit exhilarated.
“You love me for it.” She teased as she watched him step out of the car. She expected him to get out and try and shake off the feeling of almost being killed, but instead she saw him circle around on the car.
Curious what he was doing she stepped out, then noticed he was inspecting making sure she didn’t hit anything while they were getting away.
“Aw you don’t trust my driving?” MC pouted and crossed her arms.
Once done freaking out, Mammon looked to her with hunger in his eyes. Instead of saying anything he cupped her face between his hands and placed a deep kiss on her lips.
MC smiled against his lips before reciprocating the gesture, pulling herself closer to him.
He took hold of her body and lifted her to sit on the front of the car, where she wrapped her arms around him. His tongue hungrily shoved its way past her lips, colliding against her tongue.
As they heavily made out she pulled him towards her as she leaned back. Before either of them knew it she was laying down on the car with him leaning over her.
A hand of his lost in her hair while another slid its way under her bra, teasing a nipple between two fingers. MC grinding her hips against his groin, she could feel his hard on being restrained by his pants.
He let out a groan before playfully biting her lip a bit too hard. Though a fang drew blood, MC moaned with from the feeling.
With a quick motion he flipped her over onto her abdomen, her feet now touching the ground as she was bent over before him.
A hand of his trailed up her skirt to cup her ass cheek while his other hand was unbuttoning his pants.
MC hearing the sound of his zipper made her even more excited. She was hoping maybe he’d make a move but only in her wildest dreams did she expect to be this victorious.
His hand under her skirt hooked a finger under her laced panties, pulling them aside. A finger then two teased her slit, causing her to whimper. “Stop teasing me.” She whined while trying to position her core closer to him.
As though to oblige he brought the tip of his cock against her slit, sliding up and down against before slowly pushing in.
MC let out a gasp feeling his shaft fill her, he was bigger than any human males she’s experienced.
As though thinking the same, Mammon let out a groan before saying “you’re tight.”
He began thrusting at a fast but steady pace, leaning forward to seductively bite and nibble at her shoulder.
MC couldn’t hold in her moans feeling him roughly sliding in her. It seemed her moans encouraged him though as one of his arms wrapped under her, holding her back against his chest. The change in angle was causing him to press and push his head against her sweet spot.
Rapidly approaching a orgasm her moans grew higher pitched and louder before she forced out “Mammon I’m about to-“
“I know.” He growled before nibbling her neck just below her ear, sucking the untouched skin.
As ecstasy filled her body and her back arched away from him, she didn’t notice he was climaxing too.
“Fuck, MC.” He moaned out as he thrusted a few last times before pulling out.
After straightening out her clothes, MC beamed up at him as he tucked his tired member away. “We should do that again some time!”
Mammon though very glad they were lost in the adrenaline, now coming back down he was filled with more thoughts than usual, like if that really just happened, or what are they now?
He just gawped at her for a moment before finally saying “Yeah, ya weren’t that bad... for a human.”
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selfshipping-baby · 4 years
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Super self indulgent Obey Me! fic
Be gentle with me, I don’t write often and haven’t in a very long time. This is part one! I might post other parts but I kinda wanted to get this out there. If it’d be more enjoyable for you to read without my name I’d be okay changing it to MC and taking out pronouns. Thank you for reading!
The Boys are Worried! 
Investigation Team (6)
Mammon: Guys have any of you heard from Kenzie today? I've been texting her and I even sent her a meme and she hasn't responded. I'm worried. 
Mammon: Also DO NOT add Lucifer to this chat 
Beel: Maybe she's in the kitchen
Asmo: Oh no! I hope my dear sweet Kenzie is okay! 
Asmo: Also I highly doubt she's in the kitchen Beel, you would have seen her. 
Mammon: c'mon guys this is serious what if she got sick of us and went back to the human world 😭
Levi: I can see her online on DevilStation so she's still here lol
Belphie: she probably fell asleep watching something….
Mammon: WHAT!?!? if she's online then why didn't she respond to me???? 
Asmo: I just messaged her too and she didn't respond. Oh dear. 
Levi: haha maybe she doesn't like you guys anymore lmao. 
Satan: Why don't you just knock on her door and ask..?
Beel: oh
Asmo: huh
Levi: Galaxy brain Satan rofl
Mammon: IM COMIN KENZIE
----Lucifer has been added to the chat----
Lucifer: I caught Mammon running in the hall and made him tell me what was going on. He has made it clear to me that everyone is worried about Kenzie. 
Lucifer: Even though you are worried about her, barging into her room uninvited is not only extremely rude but also an extremely stupid idea. Because of that, I assume that this was all Mammon's idea. What we need to do is be respectful, humans are fragile.
Asmo: We get it Lucifer! Relax! I know what's going on with Kenzie. Everyone can relax I know exactly what she needs~
Mammon: Asmo you keep your hands off of Kenzie or I'll uh… I'll beat you up! 😤
Levi: Fight fight fight!
Lucifer: Enough! All of you! I'm going to Kenzie's room right now to get to the bottom of this
I glance over at my phone sitting on the nightstand, lighting up with yet another notification from Mammon. Maybe I should respond, he seems worried. I just don’t have the energy for communication right now. I sigh and pull my blanket up over my shoulder, returning my focus back to the screen. I’m not even sure what’s playing now. I’ve been napping on and off all day. After a few minutes the show ends and the message on the tv displays “Are you still watching?”. I grumble and sit up, hunched over on the edge of my bed. My face feels dirty and my hair is definitely a mess. I’m wearing a t-shirt that’s 3 sizes too big for me and comfy sleep pants. “Self care day” I keep telling myself but I’m not really taking care of myself am I. Oh well. Maybe it’s time to take a shower and change my clothes. I stand up slowly and turn off my DevilStation. As the console chimes its shutdown sounds a soft knock at my door makes me freeze. There is no way I’m answering the door like this, regardless, I don’t want to be on Lucifer’s shit list if it’s him. I walk over to the door and put my hand around the knob, leaning my ear against it. “Who is it...?” My voice is a bit gravely, I guess I haven’t talked all day. 
“It’s me..” A deep, smooth voice comes from the other side of the door. 
“Beel? What are you doing here?” I relax a little at his voice, happy it isn’t Lucifer. 
“Um.. can I just come in please?” I hear the wrinkle of a snack wrapper, of course he brought snacks. I think for a moment and open the door slowly. Even though Beel towers over me he very gently waddles in with an armful of snacks. “I.. I brought you some snacks. And I didn’t even eat most of them on the way here!” He said very proudly. 
“Oh thank you Beel. You didn’t have to..” I reach up and attempt to tame my unkempt hair. Beel walks in and sets the snacks on my coffee table, he grabs a bag of chips and turns to me with his big goofy grin. I can’t help but smile a little at him. I hug myself and sway a little. “So… did you just come here to bring me snacks?”
“Oh! No. I came here to tell you that Lucifer is coming to check on you and well.. Mammon is like.. Really upset. He’s super worried.” Beel said between fists full of chips. My back stiffens and I look over at my phone. I should have answered those texts. Fuck. 
“I can’t have Lucifer and Mammon seeing me like this! They’ll be so worried and.. And..” I pace a few steps, feeling the anxiety well up in my chest. I stop and look up, Beel is standing very close to me. How did he move so fast? Wasn’t he just eating chips? I open my mouth to say something but before I can get any sounds out Beel sets his large hand on my shoulder. He smiles down at me, his hand was firm but comforting. 
“We just really care about you Kenzie. Lucifer can be really intimidating but he really does care.” Beel wraps his arms around me in a surprisingly gentle hug. He doesn’t linger too long and pulls back from me with both of his hands on my shoulders. “Just be honest with him okay? I know you will, that’s who you are… but I just gotta say it.” He takes a step back and wanders over to the coffee table to pick out another snack. He walks to the door, giving me a smile and a nod before walking out. As soon as the door closes I sigh heavily. What Beel said to me repeated in my head over and over. They really care huh. I didn’t mean to make them worry this much. What am I going to tell Lucifer?
I go to my dresser and pull out some clean clothes, changing quickly before going to my vanity to try and run a brush through my knotted hair. I quickly give up and throw my hair up in a messy bun. As I’m just tucking the rest of my hair into the scrunchy a loud heavy knock at my door startles me. That has got to be Lucifer. I look in the mirror and scrunch up my face at the image. I don’t look as bad as I did before but definitely not the picture of mental health. “Coming!” I say loudly, walking over to the door. I pause before I grab the handle, a bit of anxiety in the back of my mind, I shake my head and open the door. Sure enough Lucifer is standing in front of me. Even with his eyebrows furrowed with worry his presence made me a bit nervous, I feel my face begin to get warm. I’m probably blushing. As always he is dressed very nicely, even his casual clothes consist of some kind of suit or uniform. 
“Kenzie.. Why haven’t you answered any of our messages..” Lucifer’s voice was deep and powerful. Everything he says sounds important just by the way he speaks. I take a step back from my door as he invites himself in. “It’s very important that we maintain open communication in this house. You are a human in Devildom afterall.. It can be dangerous here.”
“Well I uh.. I was just..” I start to make up a lie but Beel’s words ring in my ears. ‘Just be honest with him’ I know Beel is right. I have to be honest with him. “I.. am not having a very good.. Um.. a very good mental health day Lucifer..” The look on Lucifer’s face softens and he pulls me into a hug very suddenly. He holds me close and rests his cheek on my hair. Unsure of what I really should do I slowly wrap my arms around him. 
“I’m sorry you’ve had a bad day… I wish I would have known sooner.. I could have helped you.” His voice was suddenly gentle and kind, not stern and disapproving like it normally was. It was like Lucifer was a different person. I guess I’ve never really seen a soft side of him before. He’s holding me tight to his body, my heart starts to race a bit and I feel my face get hot. I nuzzle into his chest and tighten my grip on him. I can feel tears starting to well up and a lump in my throat. I really don’t want to cry on him but it feels right. We stand in place for what feels like an hour. I manage to choke back most of my tears. Finally I loosen my grip and bring a hand up to wipe my eye but Lucifer already has a gentle hand on my cheek. I look up into his eyes as he wipes a tear with his thumb. He wipes my other cheek and leans in slowly, and presses his lips to my forehead, lingering for just a second before pulling away. I open my mouth to say something but the words catch in my throat and I just shake my head a little. “You sure are blushing a lot for someone that just cried on my chest.” He straightens up and chuckles a little. “I hope you feel like you can come to me with this kind of thing more often. Or that you find a more healthy way to deal with these feelings.” He strokes my cheek with the back of his hand before turning to the door. “Oh and be prepared. The rest of my brothers have expressed wanting to make sure you’re okay. I know it’s a lot… but they mean well. If they are bugging you too much don’t hesitate to call.” With that he walks out.
Brothers Support Club (7)
Beel: I went and saw Kenzie. I brought her snacks but she didn’t eat any. 
Beel: I think she’s just really sad. She looked like she was gonna cry. 
Lucifer: I too went and visited Kenzie. I think we need to do something nice for her to cheer her up. 
Mammon: First time I’m ever agreeing with Lucifer on something. Holy shit.
Mammon: UGH I wish she would have said something earlier. It hurts me that she’s been just suffering all day alone and none of us tried to help. We just sent her messages. I feel bad.
Asmo: Mammon actually feels bad for once in his life? Can I get a reality check. 
Mammon: Shut up Asmo. You can’t even pretend to care about anyone other than yourself
Lucifer: Anyway let’s figure out something to help her. Put your differences aside for day. 
Satan: I have an idea. 
Satan: Let’s each of us set up an activity to do. That way we won’t overwhelm her. And from my reading into mental health issues a great way to deal with a “bad day” is with distractions and activities. 
Lucifer: That is actually a really good idea Satan.
Levi: oh damn Lucifer is complimenting Satan now. What’ll happen next!
Asmo: OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT SATAN YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL GENIUS~
Asmo: I have the PERFECT thing for Kenzie. Oh my gosh I have to prepare
Levi: Yeah I like this idea. I’ve been wanting to play Mononokeland with her more..
Belphie: I’ll help her get a good night’s sleep tonight. And don’t worry Mammon not in that way. 
Mammon: You better not. I’m her main guy and you all know it 
Asmo: Yes Mammon we all know you have a hard on for Kenzie. You’re just too chicken to actually do anything about it. 
Mammon: What! Pff not even! How could I even have feelings for a human jeez. 
Lucifer: Yes it is a good idea to do these separate.
As soon as Lucifer left I sat on my bed with a plop. I touched my forehead where Lucifer had kissed me, I found myself smiling thinking about it. I could still smell his cologne lingering on me. It was musky but not overpowering. There was also a hint of the black tea he’s often drinking. I pull the collar of my shirt up to my nose to hopefully get a better smell as I reach for my D.D.D. I clear my notifications and open up a chat to Mammon just as I receive one from Levi.
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