You start out thinking Shane is the zany cryptid and Ryan is the sane one. And then you learn more about Ryan.
And you realize they are the same level of insane in different directions.
So you think ah, it must be Steven then! He's the genius businessman who keeps the ghoul boys in line. He must be the sane one.
And then you learn more about Steven.
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the problem with writing bg3 real world "everyone's human" AUs is you gotta come up with a reason for humans to be named Astarion and Lae'zel and Karlach and the obvious solution of course is to make everyone trans but still like what kinda Tolkein shit are you on that you call yourself Astarion, girl where the fuck did you get Karlach, and actually Lae'zel is alright, a bit extra with the apostrophe but otherwise passable
and don't even fucking get me started on surnames
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Every time I see the ship name dreamling on a post, my brain reads it as greedling (nope, too far back in fandoms!) before, AGAIN, failing to get with the program, and next assuming it means Dream inhabiting Ling Yao's body, before I finally realize how insane it is to assume that's what literally a single person on this planet could be posting about.
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sometimes switching is soo easy and then other times it takes twenty minutes with a headache to just get halfway
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Everytime The Witcher appropriates the welsh language but the has the GALL to mispronounce it, the power of my rage grows
do you know how seldom Welsh gets a fucking look in?! and the you have the gall to pronounce it like its fucking English
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I've decided I love punk Steve but only if he still looks and acts exactly the same way, he just also happens to own every punk record he's been able to get his hands on since '78
Eddie loses his mind the first time he stays over and sees Steve's massive record collection
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