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rook, @corviiid on twitter, he/her. icon by @eriochromatic!
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hiiiiiiiiiiii i don't think we are moots, but i like your blog and it's 2:30am here and I simply MUST go to bed but my brain would rather scroll the endless dash. so. hey.
thanks! hello! hope your show went well! hope u get some rest eventually!
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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(dear asker: not sure if you meant to de-anon for this one so im posting as a screenshot just in case!)
it depends on:
whether L obviously already knows the account is light's
whether the accusations are founded in something or if they're clearly purely inflammatory (i.e. are they defensible)
light demonstrates repeatedly he knows how to concede a point to win a match. if there's no doubt that L knows the account is light's then there's no point contesting it - he should assume the new baseline is that they mutually know they are both on tumblr. the win condition shifts from there - he will fully own that he has an account, frame it as nothing to be ashamed of, and set his new goal as attacking L's tumblr etiquette.
if the asks are purely inflammatory or the accusations are extremely defensible, then he should uncover evidences and publicly shame L for being the type of person to send anon hate. the task force finding out he has a tumblr is a small price for the amount he can undermine L in front of them for being an internet troll. his father can't navigate tumblr anyway and everyone already knows about matsuda's flop blog.
if the asks are founded in some actual attempt to call light out on his problematic behaviour then he should confront L in private and tell him there are more mature ways to settle grievances than making fake accounts to send anon hate. if there's any risk that light's image could be smeared by the accusations then he can't do this in front of the task force, but he can still put L on the back foot in person.
#asks#death note#if there's doubt that the account is light's then light should work to misdirect#but even then it may not be worth the effort#light's approach imo wouldnt be to try and prove he isn't engaged in cringe behaviour#it would be to gaslight everyone into thinking the behaviour was never cringe#long post#.
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what's the wildest thing you've learned because of an interest? like you learned something and then had a you might be wondering how I got here moment
i don't think this is the wildest thing but did you know Wolfgang Petersen directed both Troy (2004) and Das Boot (1981)? like I just find it baffling that anyone could direct what is widely considered one of the greatest war movies of all time and then turn around and make Troy (2004)
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anon giving me these scenarios you're the best im having the time of my life here
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my favorite bug is the madagascan giant stick insect. it's one of the glammest bugs I've ever seen
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKIN UNIT
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if L and Light were next to each other in bathroom stalls and L lied about having no toilet paper, even though Light knew he had toilet paper in his stall, would Light pass him the toilet paper or would he call him out on it? if he did would L deny? how long would this go until a guy in another stall next to L would get pissed off and pass him the toilet paper? would L tell Light if that happened?
light wouldn't refuse to pass the paper even if he knew there was paper, because that would be inconsiderate, and light yagami would never risk looking rude especially if there were someone else in the next stall.
instead he would take it as an opportunity to gain the upper hand. for example he could say "ryuzaki, if you have trouble with this sort of thing, ill show you where the paper is once we're both done here," which would effectively humiliate L because it implies L is too stupid to find toilet paper. however, there's a danger in doing that because L might hide the paper somehow to make it seem like light was wrong all along.
the safest option would be to make sure he exits his cubicle first and wait for L before offering to help him locate the paper, since sometimes it can be stuck in the dispenser or stacked on the tank. the key would be to hand over the paper without letting L suspect that light suspected there was paper all along, to stop L from feeling like he has a reason to hide the paper. if light plays his cards right, he appears both helpful and intellectually superior. the guy in the next stall probably has a crush on him now.
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i missed anon time so i guess i just have to put a name to my words. i just wanted to join in on talking about how cool you are for your enthusiasm about the things you love!! even when it's not something i'm all in on, i'm always really interested in seeing your posts about whatever has your attention because you always have such fun and thoughtful ideas!!!!
this is so so nice and i so appreciate you taking the time to say this to me even with anon off it's just extra super lovely of you. i hope you have the best day ever
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I think Christmas beetles are the best bugs. Even if they keep flying in my face. They are green and shiny and that's what's important.
im glad the christmas beetle appreciation train is continuing
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ok hi from unexpected MEDICAL OCCURRENCE so they're back on again please send me entertaining bullshit
ETA: off again thanks guys!!
christ im so sick of law rn im tempted to turn on anon and invite people to put random shit in my inbox as an anti boredom measure
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not a question, but wanted to thank you for all of your jokes and enthusiasm and just general coolness over the years. have been following for so long now, and you’re nothing but a delight. watching the real-time picking up of hades into achilles expert was hilarious and just so fun.
not to mention that your writing is such a treasure. im not quite sure how you jump from homestuck to fish fic so expertly but there’s never been a time where I wasn’t floored with what you’ve written, no matter how silly.
im not sure how much it means, but truly thank you. for sharing, for loving things and for being just all around wonderful. i hope life treats you kindly and that all the hardships get better + that somehow law gets a little less annoying. you are rad all the way through :)
my friend this message made me cry and i keep rereading it. 'thank you for loving things' - what an incredibly kind and lovely thing to say. im sure im not alone in that sometimes it's nerve-wracking to bring too much enthusiasm to the table, especially if it's regarding something you've never talked about before and you're not sure if anyone cares. i will always be so grateful that people like you exist who see that kind of wholehearted excitement as something to appreciate (not just mine but in the world in general), so thank you so much.
ill tell you exactly how much it means! everything! im very touched that you enjoy my writing and so happy if my silly posts have ever made you laugh!! it makes all the uncertainty and stress of sharing your work and putting yourself out there totally worth it if it's the case that someone as nice as you is picking it up.
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hello rook of corviiids fame!
just wanted to say I played p5r bc of your tweets last year!! I had to know what the heck was going on in that game. I then read all of your fics and shh don't tell anyone but you're my favourite writer, I think the way you write the characters is so perfectly and beautifully spot on. you make them feel so so real
I loved all of them very much but seeing the Australia au fic was such a AUSTRALIA MENTIONED ‼️ moment for me
I wish you luck in any/all future writing endeavours!!
sorry this isn't an ask or sin confession :(
AUSTRALIA MENTIONED!!!!!!! POINTS AT YOU. god it always feels SO bizarre whenever anyone tells me they played p5r because of my posts. never let anyone tell you that your words don't have an impact. because of my inability to shut up numerous individuals have been subjected to meeting goro akechi. im so glad
thank you so much my friend i am very honoured and you are extremely kind. this means a lot to me.
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hello! i don't have a lot of bug facts sorry. i do know some fun animal facts though. the havanna brown breed of cats is the only cat breed to have brown whiskers! they're very brown all around. also, unrelated, border collies and i believe some other sheepdogs have extra skin to allow them to stretch their legs out further when they're running.
your posts always brighten my day. i love to see another australian #winning. uhhh a question for you. trade me a fun fact if you have one
my deep confusion when i googled 'havana brown' and didn't see cats because the first thing to pop up was a human dj. anyway found the fella:
thank you so much for these fun facts. i love these guys and their little brown whiskers. i cant believe sheepdogs have extra skin just so they can run super good. imagine being that devoted to the grind
my fun facts:
the word 'platypus' comes from greek and means (something like) 'flat foot' (my grammar is bad)
this means if we were to follow the etymology then the grammatically correct plural for platypus would be 'platypodes' (think the 'pod' in 'tripod' or 'podiatrist')
incidentally this is also why 'octopi' is not technically the grammatical plural for octopus, because it's the same root word (eight foot). it would also be octopodes
the notion that it should be 'octopi' or 'platypi' is a common error arising from people assuming the root is latin instead, and we assume words that end in '-us' are pluralised as '-i'
however, 'octopi' (and 'platypi' and also 'platypuses' and 'octopuses') are so common in the Collective Lexicon that even though they aren't correct from an etymological perspective they've become correct through use which is how language works. also nobody fucking says platypodes. except me sometimes because i like etymology
so really you can say whatever you want.
also male platypuses have venomous spurs on their feet so the fact that perry the platypus never poisoned dr doofenshmirtz to me suggests that he is transgender
#asks#i love the platypus you see#thank you for the animals my friend#and also for the kind words#i am so happy if i have ever improved a single one of your days
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My favorite bug is the webspinner! This great video from Deep Look shows how cute and unique they are!
https://youtu.be/l_JP3RbJ8zk?si=Yazgg4orZY6ZYlpg
They use their little front feet to spin webs and it looks like they’re knitting!
THIS. BUG. IS AMAZING. SHE HAS LITTLE PAWS
oh my god im so happy. this video is so important to me. their cute little houses. the way they scuttle backwards. anon thank you so much for this nice bug
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i have a very sudden and specific urge to see L hugging a massive blahaj
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