my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog

just realised the most important one didn't attach to the last post

Hold up. What made the toilet explode into shards at the slightest impact?

oh my god i didnt see this for weeks im sorry. i threw a brick at it

Senshi, my beloved

Twst Daily Shitpost #27 (Day Twenty Seven)

Rookposting❗❗

He would say lying is bad and proceed to stalk you.

Inspired by;

Didn't get to do this on April 1st so here's an April 4th version.

TELL ME I DID NOT ROOKPOST TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

rook kast is CRUCIAL crazy girl representation

meditations on the odyssey

ive now watched the movie and it turns out that's his name

did i ever share the iliad by homer but it's homestuck. i called it homerstuck

got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale

replaying aceatt lately, reliving my old thoughts

me: so u see apollo's objection theme starts out with the melody following the same beat as the rhythm track in the background, unlike phoenix's objection themes, which are all very distinctively syncopated all the way through. but as apollo's theme progresses the melody gradually gets more out of sync with the background rhythm track. this shows that while phoenix's style is unconventional and "off-beat" from the start, apollo starts out trying to do his job by the book but eventually finds that the most effective way to seek justice is to be a little unconventional and not just follow the beaten track because u can't win by following the rules in a broken system. do u understand. he's finding his voice. making himself heard against the background. it's symbolism

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me: i mean im not a music theorist

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compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun

chronicle of me falling in love with the cringefail wizard of waterdeep