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sieglinde-freud · 5 months

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im having a lot of fun with feh’s new gamemode

also this is the ONLY semipositive one ive gotten. my army HATES you guys sorry

#ann cries about feh #also my friendlist is full of chroms i just realized that doing this #like WOW. cant fault that though #also of all the inigos on my friendlist i barely ran into them? where are you guys… wheres my inigo on inigo beef…

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smol-tired-binch-blog · 2 months

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Oh God oh fuck (is listening to a song that ALWAYS makes him imagine an animatic again)

#smol speaks #please stop haunting me Yuko Lives AU Servant of Evil animatic PLEASE i dont have the time or ability or know how for this #but it's SO GOOD in my head even though i cant think of anything for the second VERSE #but of course i already wrote a damn ficlet based on One Section in my head!! and art that does Not Do Justice to whats in my head #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #sorry i feel like a broken record like oh wow Smol's talking about the Nishikiyamas again bet he'll bring up candy and gothic imagery next #but look it's all that's in my brain!!! theyre everything to me!! and one day i'll say something of merit about them!!#it aint my fault there's like 10+ games (not including Judgement) and these two are in Two of Them.#Do You Know The Torment I Reside In <-- dramatic-ass

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girlmetalsonic · 1 year

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WHOAB NEW TOH EPISODE SO GOOD!!!!!!! BUT ALSO RIPPING MY HAIR OUT PLS WHY CLIFFHANGER

#toh #toh spoilers #i got spoiled for luz's palisman so that kinda sucked #also im really not a fan of huntlow but i thought it was handled pretty well although yeah i can admit it cant really be read as platonic-#-anymore the intention is clear sorry huntlow haters but its copium now #honestly like how they did it though. even if not rlly my thing i dont hate it in the show like i thought i would #also collector plotlines. whowhowhowhh i did not think i would care that much but like wow i think they were the best part of the episode-#-for me #the belos stuff was like. wow thats really really cool. i dont personally like the lying to the collector thing bc its just gonna be like-#'ok when r they gonna find out'#but yknow i feel its building to an emotional payoff so its fine i trust the crews writing they make me end up liking stuff i thought id hat #the grimwalker stuff. like with belos. i thought it was cool and creepy but like it felt kinda rushed esp since he didnt even end up using-#-them?#but i cant fault it for pacing i mean cmon they got 3 episodes #overall i really really liked it #also called kikimora INSTANTLY LULZ #i saw her for 2 seconds and was like 'OMG...'#youre welcome my followers i give you my specialty: post with nothing and all the talking is in the tags

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dyketubbo · 1 year

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feeling so so very tired these days

#sorry for inactivity most of it was spent playing the sims #but also i just. im not doing well #something something i started learning it hasnt gotten worse its never been great #im tired and stuck and i feel like im progressively more and more isolated and i know its mostly my fault but i cant stop now #insert joke about how this is just like ctubbo believing hes gonna die soon because ppl are leaving him #once everyone leaves me theres not going to be anyone to live for. i dont know if i can count myself as a person at this point #i dont feel like one #anyways. i dont know. feel free to ask about the sims if you want. but its nearly 6am and i doubt anyone is listening #i doubt itd matter what time im posting though hah. ghost town either way #wow this is just like ctubbo before the finale that didnt happen etc etc. i dont know.#not suicidal not really itchin to stay alive either though #just.. tired.#of everything. everyone. of myself #i wish i could be a different person #sorry for venting. this is probably gonna be my last one #mask mews #personal #negative

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sensei-venus · 2 months

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don't get me wrong i love robby's tiny baby girl but the idea of robby's gf having a big fat 10lb baby and being so big during the pregnancy and robby constantly apologizing to her because he feels bad because he "did this to her"

and she's just so cute about it like "stop no, this isn't ur fault babe"

and when their baby girl is born she's just so big and chubby cheeked and sweet and uncle miggy teases robby because he did that, good for you man, kind of thing

The news of Reader being pregnant was a huge surprise to everyone, even Reader and Robby. For Robby he is already feeling bad about even getting her pregnant. Not that he is upset about her having the baby, just at himself for getting her knocked up.

They both talked about having kids before but it was always lukewarm. Both had issues with their childhood and needed to work those problems out first before even thinking about having kids.

But here they are having to speed run now that they where pregnant.

But that by no means makes Robby not love his baby, and later known to be baby girl.

Robby fully admits to not knowing jack squat about baby's and pregnancy in general. He buys a book or two from the store and even lends one from Miguel. He reads them a lot, more then you would think he would. He starts to get a little nervous when he reads about the pregnancy growth stuff. It isn't like he really cares to much about Reader's body changing. He loves her at any weight, hes more worried about her health and confert.

His mom assures him that he was a pretty small baby and she hardly had any issues during her pregnancy with him. Her bump was really tiny. Besides the normal aches and pains of a regular pregnancy she was fine. Johnny sticks up for her saying he barley could tell she was pregnant even by the end. In some weird way he feels a little better after hearing that. Thinking maybe his poor pregnant wife wouldn't end up being to uncofterbul.

With in months of the first few appointments with the ob Reader is showing, big time.

Her belly is round and heavy, pushing her poor shirts out of the way no matter how many she trys on. She has to go out almost every month to get a new set of meturity shirts and pants. There is just no way she is fitting into any of her old stuff, even if she had just bought it a few weeks ago.

She is so uterly in love with her bump though. Cant keep her hands off her belly no matter how much she try’s. Always trying to hold and cradel it even when she doesn’t exactly have to. She’s all smiles and laughs during the pregnancy.

While Robby is just holding her and saying how sorry he is that he made her GET this way. But she cant care less about that. She just laughs at his constant comments and tells him that she loves her bump and their baby.

When she finally gives birth, she’s not surprised when the nurse hands her their baby and is told in a very happy voice “You have a healthy 10 pound 3 oz baby girl!” Which as Reader crying. She’s perfect in every way possible.

Robby is in love from the moment he catches a glimpse of her tiny chubby cheeks, wrapped up in a perfect blanket.

But of course the minute Miguel sees the little girl he's poking a little fun at the guy.

“This is your uncle Miguel, your going to be seeing a lot of him now that your out.” Robby whispers as he hands off the girl to a waiting Miguel. Miguel makes a tease when holding the girl, acting like she weighs a ton. Robby is rolling his eyes and Miguel shoulder bumps his side. He chuckles and bounces the bundle holding the new Keene girl. He says in a low voice “Wow look at her man! She's adorable dude. I can't believe you finally did it, you have a baby now.” Robby can't help but let a small smile slip into his lips. Looking down at his daughter in Miguel’s arm.

“Yeah well I can't believe it either, but I already love her so much.”

I actually really like this idea, I don't know why I made this so short. If anyone has any more ideas To go along with this please leave them in my inbox because I would love to make something a little longer with this idea in mind.

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im-yn-suckers · 1 year

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pairing-bf niki x gf reader

warnings-kisses, lotssssss, both of yall are soft asf, reader is up at 11 and niki gets home from dance practice at that time, crying, mention of snot, cuddles, mention of s*gag* sch*gag* school.*gag* not proofread bc im lAzy, lmk what i missed

why are you up at 11 with your computer on right in front of you? because of your fucking professor. yes, yesterday you had to miss class because you overslept. like its not your fault that school starts at 6 and they give you homework that takes you hours to do. anyway, according to your friends, you had an essay due tomorrow so you only had one day to work on it.

your pens and pencils were scattered all over the table. your notebook was open and your notes were written messily due to you being extremely tired. sticky notes on the edge of your laptop and notes.

dry tears stained your face and left a pink tint. your lips and mouth were sore from having them scrunched. your eyes were puffy, and your nose with snot coming out of it. you reached for your tissue, and placed it in the trash next to you, after cleaning your nose.

a minimum of 1,000 words for your essay, 100 done. stress was going in through the front door, sadness through the back and exhaustion through the windows.

you looked up to the ceiling to prevent crying, almost there. you can do it, you know you can. so why are you telling yourself you cant. it was dark out and you could barely see. 100 words, 10 tear stained tissues, and one coffee later, you took a two minute break. not enough. tears ran down your face while typing, your hands cramping and at the very moment you let out a sob-

-"Y/N!!! im home and i have some sna- baby, whats wrong?"- even though he was tired at this hour, he was always energized to see your face. he dropped the bags of snacks and drinks on the floor and went to hug you.

he saw your laptops screen, tissues, notes, pens and tear stained pages and started to peck your scalp.

-"its ok, my love. you'll be ok, i'm here. nothings going to happen"- he reassured you, rubbing your back and pressing kisses to your forehead.

he closed your laptop notebook and pencil case, wiped your tears, and put it all in a pile to the side. he put the snacks and drinks on the table.

after a bit of eating, laughing and reassuring, you told him your essay was due tomorrow. he set your stuff up and told you to take deep breaths to calm down before starting again.

you had one paragraph left, you're almost there. you can do it. you set your hand on the table to look through your notes. niki grabbed a pen and your hand. he started to doodle some weird figures. little giggles escaping his lips. he switched the color to red, holding your hand down so you wont look

you wondered what he was doing. he smirked mischievously, put the pen back and laid his head on the table to avoid your eyes.

you looked at your hand and saw two stick figures in black ink. they were holding hands and had big smiles on their face. in red ink, there was a heart surrounded by 5 little ones. flowers in the background as well.

you looked over at niki who was looking at you. he blinked in awe and you finished your essay. you closed you laptop and put everything in your backpack. you walked over to your room while niki was getting ready to sleep.

you looked at your hand again and nik just stood at the door frame. you quickly finished getting ready and laid down. niki plopped himself on top of you playfully, filling your room with laughter.

-"i'm so proud of you baby. i love you"- he said, kissing your head

-"i know, i love you too"- he leaned forward and kissed you softly.

he held you close to him and kissed you passionately. he fell asleep after a few seconds and you looked at your hand once more. you kissed his nose and fell asleep on his arms

an: wow, its longer than usual. woohoo. slayyy fr. sunghoon drabble coming soon yall

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skelebellie · 1 year

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LOVE AND PEACE

SFW

vash [98/stampede] x reader

how you two show each other love [drabbles]

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vash is very aware of his scars, almost to a fault. he’s constantly covering up parts of himself to stave off any wandering eyes. it took a lot for him to open up to you about them. the best way though was showing your own. bullet wounds littered across your body from not being fast enough, or slashes of tender flesh from stopping a bar fight. but every time you talk about them you don’t have a glimmer of sadness. he giggles when you tell him “if you connect them they kind of look like a sand-worm”. it helps him with his own confidence

and confidence you give considering every moment you find a visible scar your jumping on him, tracing the raised flesh with your finger. “your absolutely beautiful” you keep muttering under your breath as you trace them before bed. it becomes harder for vash to think down on himself when every time he sees his scars he can only hear your voice.

you spend a lot of time holding his prosthetic arm, each time you turn his hand over you cant help but stare at the intricacies of it. “vash, you must have been blessed by an angle because your one amazing peace of art”, you say as a joke. but your corny compliments always make him red in the face. your favorite is to give him kisses on his hand and tell him your hear to save a prince.

at night in the hotel vash can’t help but keep his head in your chest. your going to have to become a back sleeper because that man cannot go to bed without your heartbeat. too hot to cuddle? don’t worry he’s slipping a hand under your shirt to at-least feel it through the night. don’t get mad at him when your wake up in a sweat since he always tends to climb back and hang on like a koala.

vash loves trying new foods with you and sharing his snacks. he sees a food stall? you can bet he’s running back with some for you and him. if he sees food you’ve had before, don’t worry he remembered your preference and order. if he gets a pack of donuts he always gets at least one in your favorite flavor.

vash does the worst corny hand signs. sometimes he will just look at you and just draw a heart in the air. you always react dramatically, saying you’ve been shot by cupid. however, when you do it back he turns red in the face and cant reply.

sometimes vash wakes up in the middle of the night. he knows he’s tired and needs to get back to bed, but he stares at your face as your sleep away the night, content with being next to him.

sometimes he will nuzzle his head against yours. its a habit from being a plant, but you don’t mind. when you have really serious conversations or are taking a moment to check in with each other, you’ll sometimes find yourself butting heads (litterally). it seems to calm him down.

vash is downright the most handsy man that has every existed. not in a sexual way, but this man has to have a point of contact with you. walking next to you? his arm is around your waist. he needs a nap? wow look at those thighs, he’s all of a sudden found a pillow! the night is the worst, its like his arms have a mind of their own as they snake around your waist and his leg nestles between yours.

if your having a particularly bad day, he will lay down with you, humming rem’s lullaby into your crook of your neck. the calm beat allows you to calm your own racing heart.

#goreguttdrabbles #vash x reader #vash x you #trigun fic #trigun vash #trigun 98 #trigun stampede #vash the stampede

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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months

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I just loved the Hakkai and black cat reader headcanons.

Could you write something like :

Imagine Mitsuya somehow finding out that Hakkai lost his v-card (he's so nervous about it that it probably slipped from his mouth mid convo). And Takashi is like "wtf? You did it first?!".

I think he would be either laughing or too shocked to say anything. 🌞

Beat Me To It: Mitsuya Finds Out Hakkai Lost His V-card

♡ SFW, suggestive, mentions of virginity, Hakkai talking about you a little too much, Mitsuya teasing Hakkai, designer!Mitsuya, model!Hakkai, Yuzuha is Hakkai's manager and pops in the room very briefly ♡

note: Just something short, this was a funny little idea anon, thanks for requesting 🩷

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Hakkai was rambling, per usual, to Mitsuya. Mainly about you and work. Mitsuya was sitting at his desk, working on the finishing touches of a new design he had whipped up.

"She's just so perfect Taka-chan, she's like if an angel fell from the heavens."

Mitsuya looked up at him in amusement.

"She's like a fallen angel? So she's the devil?"

"Wait that's not what I meant!"

The door to the room opened and in walked Yuzuha, his manager and sister, holding bundles of fabric.

"Who's a devil? Here's the fabric you asked for Mitsuya."

She sat her purse and the fabric on the couch and waited patiently for an answer to her question.

"Thanks and y/n apparently."

"I wasn't calling her the devil! She's an absolute saint, even in bed."

Yuzuha and Mitsuya looked at each other then back at him. Hakkai put a hand over his mouth as if it would take back what he just said. His mind was so late to process it.

"I meant-"

"I'm gonna stop you right there so I can leave the room. I don't wanna know what you and your girlfriend do. I'll see the both of you later, Kai don't be late to the photoshoot today!"

Yuzuha grabbed her purse off the couch and walked out the door, leaving Hakkai to fend for himself.

"Wow..I can't believe it! How did you lose your virginity before me? The fact that you even have a girlfriend is astounding to me...no offense of course, but you're kind of a nervous wreck man."

Hakkai looked at Mitsuya with an annoyed look on his face before chuckling.

"No need to rub it in, I know I'm a nervous wreck. It's different when I'm with her though."

"Please don't get all sappy on me, you're gonna make me sad that I'm still single."

"Not my fault you're a workaholic."

"I know I know, I can't help it though. I just have so many ideas racing around in my head, I gotta put them on a page man."

"Yeah I can understand that."

He checks his watch.

"Speaking of work, I got back to back photoshoots today."

He grabbed his jacket and headed to the door.

"Well you better get going and call me when you're done, that is, if you aren't too busy with y/n."

"Haha very funny Taka-chan. I'll see you later!"

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@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katshimizuu @happy-trenchcoated-impala @kazubarbie @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#hakkai x reader #hakkai fluff #Mitsuya would be a top tier friend #I want Hakkai so bad 😭 he's such a cutie #tokyo revengers fanfiction

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dontexpectmuch · 1 year

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omg the jamal x phonzy's sister reader imagine is so good!! i can't wait for part two

pt. II

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well, tomorrow did arrive faster than you’d thought, but you really weren’t sure whether the situation got better or not.

your brother behaved like he normally did, never mentioning yesterday’s talk. just joking around with his friends, talking about today’s match and what not. him and jamal were as comfortable as usual, phonzy even included you into the conversation.

though, you felt the tension between you and jamal grow, as you didn’t reply to the text messages he has had sent you last night, also you haven’t talked to him as much. you knew that it was unfair, that it wasn’t his fault and that talking it out would be better than just to ignore the situation, but you were scared.

what would you even say?

‘oh, yeah my brother found out that i have a crush on you and told me to back off kinda and i’m also pretty sure that you don’t feel the same and that’s why i’m ignoring you, but good luck today!”

yeah, no. you couldn’t do that. so, not talking to him was the safer option, to you at least.

however, it seems like jamal has other plans, catching you off guard as he pulls you into an empty room a few minutes before the warm up session started.

“did something happen?” he cut straight to the point, his warm hand never leaving you wrist. his grip was gentle, sending butterflies to your stomach.

“huh?” you didn’t know what to stay, clearing your throat while searching for the right words to explain what had happened.

“you know what i mean, du kannst es mir sagen, i’ll help wherever i can.” he continues, melting your sorrows away with his kind words.

you really don’t deserve him, do you?

“let’s talk after the game?” you try to get out of this situation, though the look on jamals face tells you that he wouldn’t budge until you answered him.

“i won’t be able to concentrate, bitte.” his voice is laced with desperation, he even steps closer to you, his eyes never leaving yours.

your breath hitches in your throat, telling him would put an end to all of this. you really didn’t have a choice.

“i like you.” you tell him straightforward, face stern.

there, you said it. you confessed. you felt like jumping around, giggling and kicking your feet. but, jamal stood in front of you, so you’d have to do that after he left.

“like, do you mean, like for real?” his eyes resembled the ones of bambi, another reason why his nickname suited him perfectly. his hand moved from your wrist to you hand, enclosing it and squeezing it ever so lightly, as if to check whether this was real or not.

“yeah, i really like you, apparently phonzy knew. he told me that he doesn’t want this and, i guess, just, i think i was just really sad, you know?” you try to explain, sighing as your eyes now shift to your hands, squeezing his hand back.

jamal stood still for a fee seconds, making you regret confessing to him. did you ruin your friendship?

“i, wow, i also really like you, i just, i thought you didn’t like me like that.” he replied, a smile adoring his lips, his eyes shining like stars.

hearing his words made you really happy, they made you feel giddy, mushy and warm inside.

but…

you shake your head lightly and pull your hand out of his, facing reality, “phonzy would never approve and i don’t want to hide anything from him, that wouldn’t end well.”

“can i be your boyfriend?” was all jamal said, not paying attention to your words.

“jamal, did you hear what i just said? we cant-“

he interrupted you, repeating his words. “please, let me be your boyfriend, i’ll talk to phonzy, trust me.”

“but,” you begin, inhaling deeply. you also want to be with him. this is your life, your decision to make only, “okay.” you agree, nodding as a small smile dances on your lips.

jamal giggled ever so cutely, kissing your cheek, “i have to go now, don’t worry, ‘kay? and cheer for me.”

“i’ll cheer louder than anyone.” you nodded, tilting your head.

“i bet you will.”

after kissing your cheek for the last time, jamal quickly walked to the field, warming up with the others as you moved to your seat, right next to the bench the players would sit at.

throughout the entire game you cheered for your brother and your boyfriend, eyes never leaving his figure as he runs across the field. yes, you were still overthinking everything that happened, praying that it would end well, but you also couldn’t help but feel happy and relieved, even.

jamal also liked you, he asked you to be your boyfriend, he believed in your relationship.

after the game, with bayern winning of course, phonzy, jamal and you drove back to your place, wanting to celebrate the win together with a nice movie night. the entire time, whether it was in the car or in the living room, whenever jamal was somehow close to you, you felt like giggling and wrapping yourself around his figure. yet, with your brother also being present, you had to hold yourself back, while also behaving like you just didn’t go behind his back and officially got together with his best friend.

apparently jamals patience ran thin, as he spoke up about it as soon as you guys sat down with snacks.

“phonzy.” he begins, voice serious and eyebrows furrowed. “we’re together. i really like her and she also likes me, and i know you don’t want us to, but, just give us the chance to prove-“

“i knew that it would happen.” your brother interrupts your boyfriend, sitting up and putting down his bowl of chips. “even though i told you not to, i also knew that i couldn’t stand between you forever. just promise me that you’ll be mature, or whatever.”

tears filled up your eyes, as you jump out of your place to hug your brother tightly.

“thank you.” you whispered into his ear, mirroring the smile on his face.

“no funny business, though.” he looks at your boyfriend, finger pointed at him.

jamal only puts up his hands, kind of defending himself. though, his smile also reached his eyes that met yours, happy to have your brothers blessings.

today actually got better.

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i rushed it, but i genuinely didn’t know how to end everything and so on. hope you still like it!!!

(didn’t proofread)

#football one shot #football x reader #x reader #jamal musiala #jamal musiala x reader #jamal musiala fluff #jamal musiala one shot

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chrisrin · 2 years

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ive had some people say like “wow im surprised u didnt read homestuck, since you’ve made the how far we’ve come hermitcraft animation”! nope! hadnt read it before. only reason i knew abt hfwc was because of pomodoko’s DSMP animatic to it. i knew the HS one existed and was the original, but i didnt know anything further.

cant wait to watch that animatic when i eventually can (?)

update on my reading progress so far under read more! (if u care to know my thoughts--i’m still in act 5 act 1(? i think that’s how people call it???)):

im on page 2297 (which is this part in the story) making progress through act 5!

some bits and thoughts so far:

i love karkat. love that guy. he’s super cool

vriska is absolutely fucked up hoooly shit poor tarvos man. and then when aradia gets rightfully pissed vriska goes and uses sollux to KILL(?BUT NOT REALLY) her?? jfc. i know the white head guy (i just call him Dream) is encouraging her but she’s still at fault LMAO. i love fucked up characters though so vriska is at least compelling, but god she’s a bitch isnt she.

equius’s whole dedication to the blood hierarchy borders on a degradation kink and i think it’s the funniest shit in the world.

nepeta’s shipping wall also had me losing it. she has a crush on karkat,,, cute <3

karkat being a nerd abt the whole emotions and kismesis(?) stuff was really funny even if i dont really know what it means. i’ve seen that chart before with the hearts, diamonds, spades, and clover as like. a relationship board (and it was also sorta on nepeta’s shipping wall w the red hearts and white diamonds) But i dont fully know what it is yet. but Ya King go off love that guy.

my friend has been making me very cool and convenient charts and diagrams for the trolls so i can parse together what is going on. im better at identifying them now though. but i still struggle w the colors LMAO.

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the color of their blood = the color of what their type was. my friend had to point it out to me.

i think that’s all my thoughts so far. my friend is excited for me to get to “make her pay” which they are telling me to make sure i dont get too far ahead on my own so they can be in call w me when i get there.

#chris reads homestuck #homestuck #chris talks #also feel free to send me homestuck asks if ur curious my thoughts on specific things #please dont spoil me though PLEASE please #this is a blind read through ive never read homestuck <3

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pesterloglog · 5 months

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Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde

Act 6, page 5398

DAVE: whats up with the fish punk troll following kanaya around

ROSE: Seems she's passing through. Kanaya doesn't want her to cause trouble.

DAVE: cause trouble

DAVE: what the fuck could she even do here

DAVE: like kick over an old pile of garbage and cause the property value to fall even lower than jack shit

DAVE: i say let her go nuts

ROSE: Feel free to take it up with Kanaya.

ROSE: But if you authorize her to flip a bitch, just make sure she's nowhere near my chemistry table.

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: cant be droppin your vials and shit all over the floor

DAVE: the only one whos got clearance to drop science is me

ROSE: Dork.

DAVE: dont even hate

DAVE: been shoring up my muthafuckin CRAFT over here

ROSE: I know. I've been in the same room, right over there, listening to you mumble lyrics to yourself for the last couple hours.

DAVE: rose you know what sucks

ROSE: Yes.

ROSE: To which sucky thing are you referring?

DAVE: it kinda just occurred to me

DAVE: while i was spitting ill verse to no end

DAVE: i got this weird feeling that i might be getting like

DAVE: a little dated?

ROSE: Is this about Terezi?

DAVE: what

DAVE: no no

DAVE: dont be disingenuous word girl you know what im saying

DAVE: i mean sorta passe

DAVE: like a lumbering pop reference dinosaur

DAVE: remember we are both kind of stuck in 2009

DAVE: so im like popculturally frozen in that period

DAVE: all my references feel like they might be getting a little stale

DAVE: even though the earth ended and all and there was no culture after that point anyway

DAVE: but still

DAVE: i can feel it

DAVE: like in my bones

DAVE: i just know on some hypothetical earth that kept going my shit is starting to get so lame

DAVE: and i know it doesnt matter because its just us here so who cares

DAVE: but i care

DAVE: its a matter of integrity i am a fucking artist

DAVE: like i think if i make one more rap about like some fucking dane cook movie from 2008 to piss karkat off or some tired bullshit like that im going to

DAVE: i dont know

DAVE: ill just start feeling like a fraud

DAVE: my game might be drying up rose

DAVE: but its not my fault like im totally hostage to this freezedried backlog of cultural garbage that can never move forward again

DAVE: so i have to pick through it like im looting a fucking tomb while still all tryin to act RAP SASSY

DAVE: like YEAH take THAT motherfuckers

DAVE: OF THE PAST

DAVE: all in your mass graves somewhere in a dead frogiverse

DAVE: i be representing some god damn STANDARDS about your media do you feel me

DAVE: im depressing myself here

DAVE: all im saying is it would be cool to have some fresh shit to work with

DAVE: like just to know

DAVE: to know what the world would be like in the year it would be for us now

DAVE: which would be 2011 i guess

DAVE: wow 2011 really

DAVE: damn

DAVE: i just want to know what would have happened

DAVE: theres so much shit we were primed for

DAVE: it was gonna be exciting

DAVE: like barack obama just turned president remember that

DAVE: we never got to see if he fixed the economy

DAVE: remember how you were dying to see if he would fix the economy you were asking me about it every damn day

DAVE: just joking nobody gave a shit about that

DAVE: but like

DAVE: i never got to check out the next batch of stiller jams and see how bad i could mock them

DAVE: we never got to find out how the midnight crew adventure ended

DAVE: if ever

DAVE: rose

DAVE: ROSE??

DAVE: what the fuck man

DAVE: whyd you go back to your bottles and shit i was right in the thick of hella elocution

DAVE: dont give me that

DAVE: yes

DAVE: uh yeah

DAVE: yes i do ACTUALLY want you to come back over here

DAVE: im waiting

ROSE: Fine. Here I am.

DAVE: wow was that so hard

DAVE: this is what civilized people do rose they fucking talk to each other like actually in each others fucking vicinities

ROSE: You just have a tendency to go on for a while. I assumed we progressed to the traditional mumbling monologue stage of Striderian discourse.

DAVE: no thats not even a thing

DAVE: i was actually like

DAVE: trying to get your take

ROSE: Take on what.

DAVE: i dont even know

DAVE: i bet john would have stuff to say

DAVE: hes probably going through the same frozen fucking caveman from 2009 syndrome as me

DAVE: actually what am i saying the dude is a caveman from 1997

DAVE: hahaha like he could give a shit as long as hes got his cage dvds

ROSE: Oh! I saw him the other night.

DAVE: what

ROSE: In a dream. It was very brief, only a few minutes. I waved to him and then woke up.

DAVE: whoa what was he doing

ROSE: He was fighting Jack. Actually, he was doing quite well!

DAVE: oh man

DAVE: you have to tell me all about this

ROSE: I will. Later, though. I'd like to get back to work.

DAVE: ok when

DAVE: tonight?

ROSE: I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow.

DAVE: plans

DAVE: what plans

ROSE: Just some plans.

DAVE: can i come

ROSE: No!

DAVE: fuck fine

DAVE: tomorrow then

DAVE: maybe ill just dream up my own john tonight and well have an awesome time without you what do you think about that

ROSE: ...

DAVE: fu

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck act 6 #page 5398 #homestuck act 6 intermission 3 #openbound

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bridgyrose · 1 year

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Sorry if I'm a bit impetuous with my prompts lately, but here's another one that is so interesting I felt the need to request it right away (though you may take your time and finish the rest of your inbox first):

"Salem" is actually a title, and whoever kills the current Salem becomes the next Salem, as Ruby finds out the hard way...

(Okay, you ever play WoW? Cuz, this is very much on point with an idea with the Lich King and the scourge. Which... I may have "borrowed" from)

“The grimm cannot be left unchecked,” Salem said as she started to disappear once the silver light started to dim. “There has to be someone to control them.”

Ruby tightened her grip on her scythe as her arms shook, panting as she adjusted her footing. “Then we’ll deal with the grimm like we always have! We’ll keep everyone safe and now that you’re gone, we’ll have time to unite the people of Remnant.”

“You’ll understand soon enough.”

Ruby dropped to her knees as Salem’s voice disappeared, her heart pounding in her chest. It had been a long battle, her aura flickering as it tried to heal her wounds. Salem was finally defeated, the relics were now safe and could be hidden away, and yet, Salem’s words still lingered in the back of her mind. The grimm were monsters, driven by instinct to snuff out creations of the light and nothing more than animals that wanted to be left alone. But if the grimm really needed someone to hold them back…

“Ruby! Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” Ruby picked herself up and propped herself against her scythe, legs shaking. She turned to smile at Weiss, slowly moving to her. “Salem’s gone, Remnant is safe, and now we can rest.”

Weiss nodded and helped support Ruby to the airship. “And by rest, you mean no more excitement for a month and then getting back out to help others, right?”

“Something like that. Take a month or so off, relax, heal, mourn the friends we lost along the way…” Ruby winced as she felt a jolt of pain run through her left leg with each step she took. “H-healing sounds good.”

“Are you sure you’re okay? If we need to rest here-”

“I’ll be fine to travel. Salem did a number on me in the fight and I may have… overdone it with my semblance to keep myself in one piece.”

“That sounds like you…”

“And you love me for it,” Ruby said with a goofy smile as she felt the warmth of the sun on her skin. Her smile slowly faded as she stepped onto the airship, starting to feel lost on what she was supposed to do now. After years of trying to stop Salem and those that followed her, it was almost as if she had lost her purpose. “We’ll find what we can do, right?”

“Remnant’s a big place. We’ll find our place again,” Weiss said, trying to reassure Ruby. “And if we cant, then we can continue what we’ve always done. Try to make the world a better place.”

Ruby nodded. “I think I can handle that.”

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“The City of Vale urges citizens to remain calm as the headmasters of the academies work together to stop the grimm attacks that have been terrorizing the villages. Until then, the borders to the kingdom are closing while the council creates a plan to deal with this threat-”

Ruby turned the television off and sighed as she leaned back into the couch of her small apartment. Two weeks. All she wanted was two weeks of quiet and instead, all she saw were grimm attacks getting worse. Older and larger grimm were starting to get bolder and trampling through villages without warning, the walls to the cities were needing repairs more often, even a few huntsmen had started to go missing after being overwhelmed by grimm that should’ve been easy to handle. All of this within days of Salem’s defeat.

“Rubes, are you okay?” Yang asked. “You’ve been quiet.”

“Maybe… this is our fault.” Ruby reached for her scroll, then paused. “We did the right thing, right? Hiding away the relics? Defeating Salem? It feels like we’ve made things worse.”

“We did what we could with them. Besides, it's what Ozpin… Oscar wanted. Without the relics, then the gods wont come back and it gives us more time until we’re ready for them. And Salem had to be stopped, right? She would’ve destroyed Remnant.”

“I’m not so sure anymore,” Ruby muttered.

“What was that?”

“I need to go back to Evernight.” Ruby stood up and limped over to her scythe. “Maybe there’s something we missed.”

Yang sighed and put a hand on Ruby’s shoulder. “You’ve been going there ever since we stopped Salem. You’ve gone through the ruins over and over, what exactly are you looking for?”

“I’m not sure, but… I think I’ll know it when I’m there.”

“Will you let me help you?”

“You cant.” Ruby gripped her scythe and used it to help make her way to the door. “Not with this. I have to do this alone.”

“You’ll be back, right?” Yang asked. “You promised Blake you’d go to Menagerie to help with the huntsmen program she’s starting there. If you miss that-”

“I’ll be there. I promise. Just… might be a day or two late.”

Yang nodded. “I’ll let her know.”

“Thanks.” Ruby stepped out of the apartment and made it a few steps from the door until she started to clutch her head. Thousands of voices from the grimm ran through her mind as the scar on her leg started to burn.

“Rip, tear, feed, destroy,”

The words echoed through her mind over and over as she tried to regain control over herself, a spark of purple magic running across her fingertips as she commanded the grimm to stop. She panted as the voices started to quiet, her body weak with each step she took towards Beacon Academy. “One more trip to Evernight to find Jinn and that’s it. I’ll figure out what Salem meant and fix this. I’ll keep everyone safe.”

#ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby #drabbles #title of a grimm #title of a grimm au #angsty drabbles

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madisonbeersource · 9 days

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stained glass is SO GOOD dont get me wrong i love her sm i just want some of those ASP moments too!! or hurts like hell or another droplet single like i LOVEEEE all day and night and that would go CRAZY!!!

like she just shows continuously that she cares for us and that she loves us which it's not that other artists dont do that but i just feel like she always goes that extra mile to show it!!

yes omg i cant even imagine being on stage and trying to figure that out live!! i felt for them so bad, charlotte had to cut a song completely from her set because of it which i could tell she felt bad about and i was like girl it's okay it's not your fault!! our venue was a little shoddy though so it may have just been that the age was catching up to it and tweaking out during the shows

IT DOES GIVE EARTHY VIBES that's why i was so confused why there's so much gray present in the merch or her outfits on the europe leg like she slays everything ofc but gray gives me LST vibes like i was expecting some gold vibes or GREENS oh she'd slay a green outfit!!!

-the mads and maggie anon

the memories of asp I WISH I COULD HAVE GONE there but i was too scared to go to paris and to a concert. OKAY am i the only one that DID NOT forget "deja vu" for the deathloop game?? BECAUSE I AM STILL WAITING FOR THIS SONG TO LEAK? WHO HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED? SO I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE IT ON TOUR! I AGREE for all day and night and also Never felt More Alive!

exactly we have such a sane and strong bond w her and i think that's part of the reason why she's known the way she has been all along tbh!

WOW.... it is so sad because like she's so talented :// feel so bad for her

I AGREE ONCE MORE like a forest green w like lighter sades of green that wouls have KILLED IT!!

#ask

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morgandoesstuffsig · 1 year

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Party Time! [Genshin]

alt. title; costume party with the og 3 archons! (small kusanali mention)

warnings/tws; dark place, reader is alone in the dark + rain for a second, mentions of loud noises, pretty possessive Zhongli + Ei, sneaky mf Venti purposely pissing them off, semi-dense reader, probably some yandere themes (though not extremely disturbing,) not proofread so there's probably grammar mistakes

req. by; none

chars. used; Zhongli, Venti, Ei.

song of the day; Pretty Little Psycho

a/ns; Heya lovelies! Sorry I've been gone, shits happened, but I'm here! I did, unfortunately, rush this one, but at least I got something out :)

LATER A/N; decided to make this a multi-part post cause i am tired 😻

by continuing from this point on you understand that it is your fault if you see any opinions that you do not agree with and that make you mad. you will not take it out on me or anyone else who enjoys/agrees with them, and you especially will not do anything illegal/dangerous to them or myself.

images do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owners.

by continuing from this point on you understand that it is your fault if you see any opinions that you do not agree with and that make you mad. you will not take it out on me or anyone else who enjoys/agrees with them, and you especially will not do anything illegal/dangerous to them or myself.

PARTY WITH THE THREE ARCHONS!

Zhongli sits alone on the balcony, waiting for a certain someone to arrive. He has all the decors up; a cup of red punch in his hand, the full bowl sitting on a table inside on a table, where two other certain people were, surrounded by others. There Ei sat at a table, also drinking the punch in her hand, only searching through the crowd for them. They hadnt arrived, had they? Were they going to? They had to, they'd promised to! Of course, if they didnt keep to their word, she'd be dissapointed, but everything happens for a reason, doesn't it? Across the room, a certain bard fixed his lyre for his performance. Venti was going to sing a special poem he had written just for them, but what point was there in reading it if they didn't even show up?

Running through the dark streets of Sumeru City, you continously twisted and turned corners. The people who owned the place had ever so graciously loaned it for a costume party, saying that is was on the Greater Lord and Lesser Lord's behalf, even if it really wasn't. The rainwater sloshed against your shoes, splashing against your socks and top. You had to cover your face, or else youd break into the house looking like you crawled out of a lagoon! You finally made the last turn, approaching a large mansion-like building, similar to the Dawn Winery in Mondstat. Looking up, you made eye contact with Zhongli, whose eyes slightly lit up upon meeting yours. He then remembered how hard it was raining, only being sheltered by the cover above the balcony allowing him to forget for a while. He went downstairs, albeit quickly, and opened the door for you, greeting you with a smile plastered on his face. "Ah Y/N, so glad you're here. I thought you may have gotten lost as Sumeru is quite large." He said, grabbing your hand gently and leading you inside. "Yeah, almost did! All those twists and turns really did mess me up a bit, but I made it here nonetheless!" You replied, smiling. "You're soaking wet, come come, let's get you settled—" He said before being cut off by a unexpected voice coming from behind you. "Y/N! There you are! I thought you wouldnt make it in time for my performance!" Venti whined, grabbing your hand from Zhongli's, interlocking it with his and holding it up to his chest, dramatic and comical tears threatening to spill from his puppy eyes. "Wow, cant have faith in me, huh?" You said, giggling at the theatre he was putting on already, not noticing Zhongli's slight glare at Venti, clenching his hand into a fist before exhaling and putting it on his side. Unfortunately, Venti did notice and gave Zhongli a condescending smirk. This only irked him more, exactly what the shorter man wanted. "I'm going to go talk to Ei now, dont want her to feel left out!" You said, removing your hands from Venti's, making him frown. "Awww do you have to gooo?" He said, but you had already headed towards the table she was seated at. "I dont know what you're up to, but I know that you're going to purposely make it annoy me, so take some advice from your elders... Don't."

"Hey Ei! Hope you didnt think I forgot about you!" You said as you took at seat next to her. "Ah, greetings Y/N. It's a pleasure to see you again." She replied, looking at you and giving the smallest smile ever. "Its nice to see you too! What have you been up too?" "..." She looked away, nervous, which was odd for the Electro Archon. She was always so confident, what could she possibly be doing to make her embarrassed? "Ei?" "....I.. err... nothing much. What have you been up to? We havent.. seen eachother... properly.. in a while." She said, directing the focus back onto you. Weird. Maybe something's bothering her, but if she doesnt want to tell me, I wont pry. It's her decision to tell me, not my choice to pressure her into doing so. "Nothing much actually. Just running around and doing commissions and looking around Sumeru now that I have the chance to." You answered her. She looked back up at and said in a soft tone, "I'm sorry for... making you deal with.. my problems.. it wasnt very responsible of me and I should've thought more about what you had on your plate before I shoved my issues onto you.. I truly am sorry." The apology shocked you — you hadnt expected it, even if you did technically deserve it. She seemed genuine and nervous, you couldnt just leave her without a response, now could you? "It's okay, I know–" "No, it's not okay!" She suddenly cut you off. "Its not okay for me to just land my problems on to handle when you were already dealing with so much! You didn't - and still dont - deserve that! You needed a chance to rest, yet I dropped a trainwreck of problems on you because I was too weak to deal with them myself! I not only mistreated you, but also all my subjects, and they are what make me a leader! It is not okay!" She said sternly, putting her hands on your shoulders. "It is not your place to deal with other's problems because you should be your top priority, not anyone or anything else." "I– uhm.." You didnt know how to respond to that. She was right, of course, but you never really thought too much about it. Youd been juggling all these problems that werent your own and it felt like they were. You needed to be reminded of that, and that's exactly what Ei did. She reminded you that you are also important.

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faunandfloraas · 28 days

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thank you to Karolina for tagging meeeeeee @inloif

Do you make your bed? Most the time, yes! Because I have a cute, very grannycore bedspread and some cute throw pillows so I like to see it made up and it makes me more likely to actually open the blinds and let the sun in.

What’s your favorite number? 12. Genuinely no reason why.

What is your job? Nothing official. Unofficial.... well maybe theres been a cashy once or twice lately, who knows not me.

If you could go back to school, would you? If I could go back in time, I would- but at this very minute? no. i dropped out of hs because *undiagnosed everything so if I could have, yk, ever accessed help that would have been nice lol

Can you parallel park? I'd prefer not to.

A job you had that might surprise people? idk- aged care? none of my jobs have been very weird or random, so

Do you think aliens are real? 🛸 I WANT TO BELIEVE

Can you drive a manual car? Yes. For 33 whole seconds before I blow up the clutch and destroy the car.

What’s your guilty pleasure? Well. Thats for me to know and to not inflict on my lovely kpop pals 😇

Tattoos? No I'm too indecisive I cant even get a haircut 😭 i like them on other people, though!

Favorite color? depends on the time of day and what stage the moon is in- but like Im always a fan of pics and browns and greens and yellows and

Favorite type of music? Once again. I cannot ever land on a favourite.

Do you like puzzles? Uhhhhhhhh? I think im too adhd for that.

Any phobias? Im a bit scared of heights but not phobia scared.... hmm nothing else really.

Favorite childhood sport? baseball. which didnt exist here and no one cared about and was weird for me to be into since I cared naught for sport, generally.

Do you talk to yourself? Yuh. Incessantly. I do voices and stuff. Inherited it from my mother actually, so it's her fault.

What movies do you adore? Uptown girls, Imagine me and you and moonlight are all films Ive seen multiple times and have enjoyed everytime so those I guess :)

Coffee or Tea? Both! I love them both. idk I guess Iced coffees my number 1 girl but I have been havin tea every morning lately now its colder so.

First thing you wanted to be growing up? long haul truck driver is the main thing I ever remember really thinking Wow. that'd be so cool. ???? i wanted to sleep in the truck, particularly? and as I have said before, I believe I should have been a gay truck driving 60 yr old man named big Al but the universe had other plans, I guess.

this was fun! I tag any and all moots or followers who would like to do this, I'm always happy to learn things about you guys :)

#tag game #i appreciate that this had some different questions!

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lil-tokyo-42 · 10 months

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Assassin of jazz Spike spiegel x Y/N

why am i writing and posting at 1 in the morning? Bc i cant sleep! yayyy anyways- WARNING: Cursing ig th

-"Hi Laura, it's been a long time hasn't it? She was so happy to see you even though you guys have been together in the dojo for YEARS. "OMG DELTA HIII!!" She jumps to bear hug you. Even though she looks weak she is strong! "Whoa! Don't fucking hit me with your damn sword! Jeez..." She let go then took a long look at your color that the dojo master gave you. You had green for your color because you look like you could kill but can be kind and generous. Wouldn't be afraid to commit as many murders as you desired. Laura is yellow as for her being an energetic, lovely person. She still wouldn't be afraid to do her job though. "Wait why did i feel something on your back? Like, something long?"

-"Because I have swords." You said pressing a button on your back revealing the invisible swords that were behind your back the entire time. "Wow! Who gave you those? I kinda want some shit like that.." You giggled a little "Friend of sensei, she does this kind of tech." Vividly remembering the 'gift' received for your birthday, She had meant for it to be sent before it so you could test it on your birthday. "Oooo I just might need her number! I couldn't even see a speck of the sheath!" (it's the cover for a sword) "Yeah, it makes it really easy to stab someone in an alleyway without them getting suspicions!" You agreed. You suddenly went stiff, so did Laura. Starting to pull your weapons out, the person behind you starts to speak.

-"Whoa now! I know i said i wasn't coming, but I considered it!" Vicky came from the alleyway on the other side of the street. "Vicky!!" Laura said putting her sword back and running to her sneaky friend. "Hey Sunny but seriously you look like the sun gave you a makeover." She said bluntly "Oh yeah?! Well you look like a fruit roll up thrown up on you!" She spat. "YOU FUCKING BI-" Before she could finish her vulgar sentence, another voice came from the diner door. "VICTORIA MAYDAY" Vicky heard her full name by Lou.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR CALLING MAYDAY!?" "AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO WITH THAT MOUTH" The vulgar conversation went on until you had to break it up while Laura, not doing anything about it standing there with the 'Oh no she did NOT' face. "STOP BOTH OF YOU OR IM SLICING YOUR HEADS OFF"

-Both of the women look at you. Vicky knew you were the stronger one so she gave up while Lou just went back to the diner with Laura following her for the pancakes. "Ya'll still got beef Vic?" you asking with laughter soon following. "Shut up...It's her fault I almost got my arm cut off by sensei." She said, remembering the time. "Yeah well Lou is the reason your a assassin" Saying while going into the diner with the other two."Yeah yeah..." Walking in with you.

I AM TIRED BRO I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE AGAIN FOR LOKI UGHHHH.

anyways byeeee!

#spike spiegel x reader #spike spiegel #spike spiegel x you #im tired

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