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If they are keeping Lou around for any part of season 8 the show has to put an end to the cameo nonsense. Some of the Buck/Oliver takes that are starting to make the rounds are next level insane. I saw one scolding Oliver for making Lou do all the promoting of the ship. Another post said the writers needed to up Buck's game because he's not at the level of commitment yet that Tommy is being written (wtf when were these episodes). And yet another post scolding Oliver for promoting Buddie and Buck for continuing to spend time with Eddie.
They are taking these PAID (you paid him to say this shit) videos and making them canon. No part of anything he's saying is canon. Firstly, he wouldn't be allowed to tell them any actual canon facts and secondly Oliver/Buck is the character/actor the show gives a shit about. He's encouraging this nonsense and it's gross. Him promoting himself is fine, it's low-key cringe given the fact the other half of the ship is silent but you do you, babe. Oliver's silence is what's pissing his fans off. Seriously tell me you're new to Captain Starks ways without telling me you're new. He promotes no ship but the Buddie ship, canon or not. These people are here for Lou. When he goes, happy for him to take them with him.
I'm not sure why they keep letting him do those cameos especially after he pissed people off when he said T*mmy being homophobic and racist to Hen and Chim was just teasing. He also talked about people recognizing him in Thailand in the AH interview and did this fake stereotypical asian accent. 🤦♀️He really needs a better agent and some media training because they'd for sure tell him to knock that shit off.
I could see the cameos being fun to do a few times when he first came back to the show even to garner excitement about B/T and T*mmy but the fact that he's done so many now and has even raised the price just makes him look desperate for attention. And like you said he gives all these headcanons about T*mmy in his videos that his obsessive fans have taken for absolute fact. We would never hear the end of it if Buddie fandom was paying Ryan for videos like that.
I agree with you that a majority of B/T stans are here first and foremost for T*mmy and Lou not Buck and Oliver. I still can't believe that a lot of them used to be Buddie shippers. I think everyone should be able to ship what they want including multishipping but I don't get how some of them dropped a ship they were seemingly invested in for years for the nothing that is B/T.
That part of fandom also loves to call us delusional and say we're seeing only what we want to see but a lot of times we're just pointing out what's actually happening. Like in the recent episode T*mmy was being a downer to Buck's enthusiasm (which has basically become the norm for them). The camera also paned to Eddie after Buck got his award not T*mmy. Buck chose to run off to Eddie's after work not to T*mmy's. These are things the show is literally showing us not just stuff we're imagining.
It's similar with Oliver. They can come up with all the reasons in the world why he's never promoted B/T through this entire season but it doesn't matter because he still hasn't and likely won't. I've seen them say Oliver doesn't post anything about B/T or Lou to avoid dealing with the hate or to not upset Buddie fans or to protect Lou. The thing is though Oliver has left social media before when he's had issues and could again if he wanted to. He's also been dealing with homophobic comments since Buck came out but he's never shied away from talking about Buck coming out and has even addressed the hate on his insta.
Oliver liked a couple of B/T pieces of art when the story first happened but I think that was more to support the bi Buck storyline and the artists than anything else. Multiple times during this season he's liked Buddie art (including a tattoo which he commented on three times) he's also posted Buddie related and Ryan stuff on his stories. If he wanted to show support to Lou or B/T he could easily post on his stories where people can't comment. B/T stans can think what they want but it's clear Oliver doesn't promote any of that because he's rooting for Buddie harder than anyone. I think he knows B/T isn't going to be around forever and he's trying not to lead people on about it as he's said in the past he hates to do that.
I really hope we can get rid of T*mmy at the end of s7 although knowing Tim he'll probably keep him for added drama until s8. Unfortunately even when B/T ends I expect those fans to do a lot of complaining because they've concocted this whole idea in their head that T*mmy is Buck's endgame soulmate. They even want T*mmy to be added on as main character and get a begins episode. So I fully expect some of them to riot when he inevitably gets the ax. The rest will probably run back to Buddie the minute it becomes canon and try to pretend they never left. Jokes on them though because a lot of Buddie shippers have blocked them for how awful they've been this season especially towards Eddie.
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Some All-star Assistant Noah doodles ^^
Ramblings under the cut beware I am delusional :3 Also my grammar is atrocious-
Probably takes place after RR cuz I would of loved the reality TV pros last line to mean something we were R o b b e d
Noah takes up the offer to be Chris's assistant again and decides to start making his way up the Hollywood ladder :D. He's working hard and we love that for him.
After world tour Chris kinda forgot he put Alejandro in the Tdm so he was converted into a break room table :b. Noah's really busy and kinda needs his own assistant to keep on top of his assistance work, so he cleans him up for simple requests and stuff. He gets a star sticker if he's done a good job :D (WDYM Noah's totally not humanising the robot naurrrrr-) Surprisingly it's his most competent and friendly coworker :b
Noah then gets promoted to Assistant/director/animal handler/robot handler/host for the All-stars season, mostly because nobody is willing to work with Chris again after the last couple seasons (he is so overworked and tired he's in his natural habits,aka on the brink of collapse). I'm not gonna take away the interns tho we love the interns. MENTOR INTERN NOAH OMG THE INTERACTIONS IM INSANE IM GOING IN THE DOME.
Not much but uuuh OWEN OWEN IS AN ALL-STAR OK I LOVE HIM HE DESERVES IT ITS HIM MOMENT HE IS THE MOST snunujsunINIJS
But like seriously I want Al and Owen to bond over being younger brothers (hc Owen is a middle child with two older and younger brothers since both have been said in canon) like just let them talk about being left out and ignored but still having responsibility and expectations put on them. Give me Owen who went on TD so maybe his parents could just remember he existed. Give me Alejandro and him getting along ok it could be great I love hating but CMONNNNNNNN ajidjijsijs
I'll probably write more in another post but I'm drawing blanks rn so shuhushhshuhauuhshshsjis
#total drama#noah td#total drama machine#noah total drama#tdas#total drama all stars#assistant noah#tw swearing#potential alenoah depends on how things turn out lol#your honour he is tired get him a blanket and hsm2 on dvd stat#hc that noah listerns to the td songs ironically but then unironically cuz thems a bop#OWEN 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 ALL-STAR#alejandro td#heheh peanuts reference#tdi#redraw on the third one#alenoah
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Three ISN'T a crowd
Summary;When your bisexual best friend of 14 years tells you one random night that his long term boyfriend has a crush on you & offers you a chance to let out the sexual frustration you have been telling him about.. on his boyfriend…
Word count:7,184
18+, MDNI!! smut warnings under the cut
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SMUT WARNINGS: Threesome threesome THREESOME, mxm, PIV, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, some praise, B R E E D I N G kink, some slapping, light choking, oral (f & m receive) spit play, anal play (m receive), tit play,pet names,finger sucking, use of sex toys, mention of light system,slight dacryphilia??, overstimulation, marking, pinching, manhandling Reader & Jeongin are a tiiinnyyy bit nervous at first but it doesn't last long.,
OTHER WARNINGS: All participants have drank alcohol but are sober enough to concent, Slight mention of sexuality confusion but it's extremely brief, kinda fluffy ending
**this isn't proofread & i'm really not sure if i like this, this is my second time EVER writing a 3some so if it's all over the place i'm sorry, i tried my best</3**
You are currently sitting in your best friend & his boyfriends apartment, talking about the past weekend & the club the three went to, chatting away to your best friend, Seungmin as you both eat the random scraps of snacks from their cupboards, trying to clear it out before they go food shopping in the next few days.
"It sucked to be honest, didn't even get laid! I swear minnie if i don't get anything soon ima go insane." You yell slightly, giggling as you take another chip & dipping it in the basically empty jar of salsa then eating it, legs still dangling off the ledge of the counter top as you're sat on it, Seungmin leaning his arm against the same counter you're sitting on. "Cmon y/n don't be so ridiculous, you would have been laid ages ago if you didn't turn away every single person with legs as soon as they approached you. You never know, if you actually gave someone a chance, you could be in a relationship right now, ya never know.. look at me & innie for example, i didn't even think it was capable for me to date until he came along, gave him a chance & now look at us, maybe you're just not into guys at all anymore y/nnnn" He says, not even looking at you as he finishes the bag of bonbons he has been chewing on, his lips & tongue now slightly stained blue. "Nah trust me, i know i'm still into guys, i just get bad vibes off other guys for one reason or another! The only guys i actually trust is you & Jeongin, not even kidding." You sigh, rolling your eyes at the fact Seungmin has eaten the things you wanted.
Seungmin gave you a smile which you have to hold back a laugh at, unable to miss his blue stained teeth & lips. "I'd like to think you trust me, you've known me for 14 years & Jeongin for close to 5.. if you're wanting to get laid that badly, i'm sure innie wouldn't turn it down." he says nonchalantly, grabbing the empty packets & throwing them away. He comes back to where he was standing before & you playfully kick him. "Don't even say shit like that minnie, it's not a laughing matter! Why the hell would i sleep with your boyfriend?" you chuckle, not even taking it into thought, after all, Seungmin has said stupid shit like this before. "I'm not kidding! me n you both know that man has a small crush on you, i'm not delusional enough to pretend i don't see it! Me & him have spoken about it before & everything, trust me, he would." Seungmin chirps, acting as if this is just mundane conversation. "What do you mean 'spoke about it'? you're both crazy, not even just you!" you whine, getting a bit serious, you can't tell if Seungmin is actually kidding anymore. "Well I mean if you really wanna know, I simply brought up the fact that man stares at you as if he wants to jump your bones & he got all shy so I took that as an answer, I started prying a bit more & me & Jeongin haven't been with a woman in so long, he admitted to me that he missed the feeling & we were kinda discussing having a threesome, just haven't found anyone yet, we both know Jeongin gets a bit shy, took me & him around 7 months to fully have sex, he was so shy, it's cute to be honest.We wanna try it since, ya know, could have lost my touch or something, im so used to guys now. Tea?" He hums out after letting a small laugh out, turning the kettle on & taking his favourite buggs bunny cup out of the cupboard & grabbing your cat paw cup & holding it by the handle, raising his eyebrows to wait for your answer.
"Eh yeah, two sugars ad usual please.. anyways, what do you expect me to say to that?" You say, grabbing the mini box the teabags are held in & handing him two, your mind racing. "Well, not to make you feel pressured obviously, but if you want sex that badly, Innie would be interested, only thing is, he would want me there no doubt, We are just all helping each other to be honest, Me n Innie want to experiment with a threesome & you want sex, win win!" he cheers, handing you your cup of tea. You take it, still looking at your friend in front of you, not even knowing what to think. "Yeah you're right in that sense.. but like.. wouldn't that be awkward? I mean, for us n then also Jeongin, what would even happen after..?" You don't look straight at Seungmin anymore, getting a bit embarrassed. "Well y/n, we were eachothers first kiss & you took my virginity all that time ago, so It wouldn't be anything we haven't seen before, Hey, no pressure, genuinely, it was just a suggestion, don't stress it, your hair will turn white." he jokes, taking a sip of tea, studying your expressions. He knows how you react to things & he also knows if you didn't want to do something, you would straight up say no, he realises you only need reassurance. "You can say no, y/nnie, if you're worried about the fact me & Jeongin are together, don't be. Me n him have spoken a lot about sexual stuff & suggestions, I wouldn't have even mentioned anything if me or him was unsure, we both want to experience it, even if it's not with you. If you wanna do it, just say it, if you don't wanna do it, just say it, we can pretend this conversation never happened, we've spoken about wayyyy weirder shit before, if you would even consider this conversation weird." You can feel his eyes burning into you, despite you staring tight into your cup of tea, suddenly acting as if it's the most exciting & interesting thing in existence.
"I'll think about it, kinda just a lot to take in, you know? anyways, there's this show I wanted to start, let's watch it before Jeongin gets home from work, that guy is theee loudest person on earth stomping around the house." you laugh, getting off the counter. "Is it that stupid vampire show? I've been putting that of for a reason! 8 whole seasons is too much but fine, we can start, if it gets boring though we are switching & watching masterchef." He grumbles, slowly waddling into the livingroom with you, turning on netflix.
--TIME SKIP--
It has been a week since your & Seungmins conversation & 4 days since you have last seen him & Jeongin & you have just came down from the orgasm that felt more than underwhelming. You grumble as you throw your vibrator to the side of you & you stare at the ceiling. You begin thinking back to the conversation you had with Seungmin again & you mumble the words 'fuck it' before you're picking up your phone & tapping on Seungmins contact & clicking call. "This better be important y/n, me n Innie are.. doing something." you feel the nerves bubbling up in your stomach but then hear the backround noise coming from the other end of the phone.. "Hey! are you seriously watching vampire diaries without me?" you whine, eyebrows furrowed. "It got good okay! Jeongin wanted to see what was going on & we accidentally started binging it! anyways, why did you call so late?" he speaks, hearing Jeongins laugh in the backround which makes you smile a bit. "ah yeah, right.. about our conversation last week, when are.. you n Jeongin free? I, I wanna do it now that i think about it." you say, subconsciously beginning to nibble at your lip from the nerves. You hear the TV pause & you hear rustling. "Say that again y/n, did i hear you right.?" You know he heard you right, he's just doing it to let Jeongin hear. "Don't embarrass me! Is tomorrow alright..?", you can swear your breath gets caught in your chest, eyes staring at the screen. "There's nothing to be embarrassed about y/n, if you're wanting us to both fuck you, you can't get all shy just saying it, especially over a phone call." Seungmin says, you can practically see the smirk on his face. "Tomorrows fine y/n, come for 8pm, anyways, we are on a cliffhanger so ima hang up, also, stop breathing so damn heavy, people could think you were jerking off a minute ago" Your cheeks go bright red as strawberries at this & you hear Jeongin & Seugmin laugh at his joke. "shut up minnie, but uh yeah that's fine, see you both tomorrow." You hang up & let out a sigh, hands shaking slightly.
--TIME SKIP--
You're currently parked in the parking lot of Jeongin & Seungmins apartment building, taking deep breaths. You have no idea why you're so nervous.. You take one last deep breath before grabbing your bag & throwing open the car door & you quickly step out before you have any time to second guess yourself. You walk up the stairs slower than usual, trying to convince yourself you're not stalling & that it's not even a big deal. 'What the hell am i even doing' 'y/n just chill the fuck out, it's not a big deal' & 'once i'm there it'll be fine.' are thoughts that keep popping back into your head & before you even realise, you're at their door & you knock on it. After around 20 seconds, Jeongin answers the door, which for some reason takes you aback, even though it's also his apartment.
"Hey y/n, come in, Seungmin is in the lounge area" He says, giving you his pretty white smile as you step into the house. You cant help but notice the loose grey sweatpants & the plain white crewneck shirt, hugging hi arms & chest perfectly. "Thank you innie, i brought wine by the way, I didn't really know eh, what to bring." you chuckle a bit nervously, pulling the still cold wine out of your bag which he gladly accepts. "aww, so kind of you, you really didn't need to, glad it's only one bottle so you don't have the option of getting drunk & vomiting on our couch & rug again" he laughs & you groan as you smack him playfully before taking your shoes & jacket off & going into the livingroom & unsurprisingly see Seungmin laying on the L shaped couch. "Hiya stranger" you say, moving to the front of the couch & shoving his legs off the cushion so you have space to sit, making him grumble. "Hello not so stranger" he smiles back, turning himself so he is now laying his head in your lap instead, his legs now in the place his head was. A minute later Jeongin comes back into the room with the wine & three glasses.
"ooo y/n is feeling generous today, my second bottle of wine ever given to me from you" Seungmin says, helping Jeongin open the bottle & pour their glasses. "I'm guessing you want a glass too y/nnie?" Jeongin says, looking at you, eyes struggling to leave the tight tank top & basketball shorts you're wearing, he notices you're not wearing a bra. "yeah, please, just one though, we all know how i get when i'm wine drunk." you giggle as you take the glass of wont he just finished pouring for you. You all sit & talk about random things & eventually finish the bottle of wine. You are sat next to Seungmin & Jeongin is next to Seungmin & as the wine is kicking in for you all, the tension begins getting thicker. As you are all talking, Seungmin takes your hands & starts playing with the rings on it while he caresses it, his eye contact looking & feeling more different than usual.
"You've got such cool rings, forgot to tell you that y/n." Jeongin says, watching the way his boyfriends rubbing & playing with your smooth hands with his veiny ones. "thank you Innie, you don't wear rings often do you? don' remember seeing you with them, your hands are ho-nice though, love the veins on them." you say, butterflies in your stomach again as you take Jeongins hand & let your fingers graze over his veins which give him goosebumps. "Innie lets switch places hm?" Seungmin says, already practically picking Jeongin onto his lap & then putting Jeongin into his boyfriends seat as Seungmin takes Jeongins old spot.
Your cheeks go red instantly as Jeongins does too, his heartbeat racing in his chest. Seungmin sits all the way back to watch what is happening as you & Jeongin look into each others eyes, both too shy to make a move, not knowing where to touch. Seungmin sits back up & puts his hand on his boyfriends thigh, caressing it. "Why are you both so shy hm? baby, you've wanted this for so long, don't let it go to waste." Seungmin kisses his cheek & you begin watching the way his hand is moving on his thigh, making you notice the slight tent in his sweatpants now. "Anyone having any second thoughts?" Seungmin questions in a soft tone but you both shake your head as a no instantly & He hums at this.
Seungmin stands up to now sit on the other side of you, you now being in between the both of them. "Why not you lie down y/n, hm?" Seungmin says softly, moving the hair out of your face, not breaking eye contact. You nod a yes response & move yourself so you're now lying in the corner of the L shaped couch, your legs now on top of Jeongins lap, a bit far apart. You look up at Jeongin & he begins stroking your legs with his hand which makes you let out a satisfied hum, your senses a bit muddled up due to the alcohol. Before your brain tells you anything differently, you tug slightly on Seungmins hoodie & pull it towards you & he takes this as you nonverbally telling him to kiss you, so he does. He leans down & your lips lock, the kiss being quite soft. There's no tongue or teeth involved, if it wasn't your best friend you're currently kissing, you may think it's really romantic.
You both pull away from the kiss at the same time & look into each others eyes & he kisses the tip of your nose, making you both smile. "Definitely improved from the last time we kissed i can't lie." He chuckles, sitting back up & looking back at his boyfriend. "Why not you come take my place baby? her lips taste good, you'll love it." Jeongin doesn't need to be told twice before he is switching places again with Seungmin, His face now almost level with your own. Seungmin begins kissing your thighs as Jeongin leand down. "This still okay with you?" he whispers to you, finger twirling your hair "of course, we all agreed to it." you whisper back, smiling at eachother. Jeongin finally lets his lips touch yours, kissing you. Jeongin kisses completely different to Seungmin, his lips move differently & his kiss is a bit stronger, but you don't complain. His hand leaves your hair & trails down & lets his fingers trail down your jawline & your neck, letting his fingers wrap around it slightly which makes you subconsciously buck your hips. Your hands end up in his hair & you begin playing with it a little as he suckles on your bottom lip which makes not you.. but makes him groan.
You both break the kiss & just look at eachother for a moment before looking back at Seungmin, realising he has now taken off his hoodie & his face looks a bit red, clearly flustered. "You both have no idea how hot you both look, holy fuck. Wanna go to the bedroom, you two?" He asks, already knowing the answer. You & Jeongin both end up following Seungmin to their shared bedroom & Jeongin kicks the door closed behind you all. Not even a second later they are both back on you, Seungmin at your front kissing your lips as his hands find their way to your waist, holding it tightly, at the same time Jeongin is now kissing your neck & his hands are trailing themselves down your back & landing on your ass, caressing it as he leaves a few reddish teeth marks from where he is nibbling on your neck & shoulders. You let out quiet noises into Seungmins lips as you let your own hands bury themselves under his shirt, coming into contact with his abs & you can't help but tease him by letting your nails graze over them, making him twitch. "Go lie on the bed for us, mkay?" Jeongin mumbles in your ear before kissing your earlobe. Seungmin breaks the kiss to allow you to move.
You sit on the edge of the bed as Seungmin comes & lays behind you, your back now against his chest as Jeongin comes & crouches down in frontt of you, taking your hands & looking at you, noticing your swollen reddened lips. "Before anything else happens y/n, what are you into & do you have any hard no's? What about safe words?" You think for a second, not ignoring the hands playing with your shirt straps, pinging them against your skin, watching the way your skin is getting a bit red from the contact. "I can handle quite a lot Innie, my only 'no' is anal, i've just not done that before & that's quite a big thing, we can just all do the colour system instead of an exact safe word." Jeongin nods his head at your response. "Just so you know y/n, Innie can get a bit mean, despite him being a switch, mkay? Is there anything you don't want us to say?" Seungmin says softly, playing with your hair. You shake your head as a response, fingers caressing Jeongins hands as he is still looking at you with a slight smirk. "Ah okay, so you want us to just treat you the way you deserve? Fucking your best friend of so long & his long term boyfriend hm? So whoreish, don't you think Innie?" Seungmin teases, his fingers pinching your collarbones, making you jolt lightly, you blush at his words & you move your head to the side, trying to hide away but Jeongin is quick to pull you back to look at him by the cheeks. "I could have swore Minnie said on the phone call to not be embarrassed hm? can't even listen to instructions? He hisses. "Go lie down on the bed, Minnie hunny, help me choose some things to use on y/n." Jeongin says & before you can even fully sit up, Seungmin is already standing up & walking over to their bedside table.
You sit in the middle of the bed & you look over to what they are both taking out of the drawer & that's when you notice a small, red vibrator in Jeongins hand & you feel the butterflies in not just your stomach but also in your chest. Seungmin comes & takes his old position behind you as Jeongin crawls up the bed & his stomach is against yours as he looks down at your shirt, then back at you. "Don't you think we should take this off, hmm?" He questions, seduction in his voice making you almost melt as his fingers toy with the hem of your shirt. "Yes, please, take it off Innie.." You rush out, hands fidgeting on his arms, not knowing where to lay them. "already begging for my boyfriend, hmm? didn't take long now did it? so desperate." Seungmin says so calmly, you would believe he was simply speaking about what he had for breakfast the way he is saying it so casually, the only giveaway he is affected by it is the boner you can now feel pressed onto your lower back.
Jeongin smirks at his boyfriends words before he finally feels the need to take off your shirt & is glad he wasn't mistaken when he thought you weren't wearing a bra. Your nipples perk up & pebble as the cold air hits them, making you suck in a breath at the coldness. Jeongin looks up at Seungmin then back at you before he gathers a glob of spit & lets it fall onto your nipple, making you whine & your back arches on instinct. "Ooo, y/nnie likes that, don't you? Can i have a taste?" He asks "yes, yes please Innie, please" you say, giving him a convincing smile, which works. He leans down & takes the nipple he just spat on into his mouth & begins swirling his tongue around it as Seungmins fingers reach down to pinch the other nipple as his other arm lands on his boyfriends head & begins slightly tugging on his hair, making Jeongins moans mix into your own. Seungmin leans down to your ear & whispers "My Innie likes a bit of pain y/n, don't be scared to pinch him n pull his hair mkay? He might even give you a few slaps, that okay?" he asks, fingers not giving up on your nipple, making it more sensitive, you swallow & open your eyes so you're looking at your bestfriend from below & you nod at him, making Seungmin smile.
Jeongins tongue gives up on your nipple finally before he blows cold air on it, making you hiss from the sensation before he switches to your other nipple & repeating the same motions. Seungmin moves his fingers as Jeongin begins nibbling & suckling & he puts his middle & Index finger up to your lips & they part, allowing them access. You decide to put on a mini show for Seungmin by taking both his fingers all the way to the knuckles as you make eye contact. That is short lived, however as you feel your shorts being pulled down, leaving you in just your white panties. "you know, me n Innie were wondering what colour panties we thought you'd wear, I guessed white so I win, that means i'm allowed to taste you first, isn't that right babe?" He says, Jeongin unsuctions himself from your now raw nipple to look at you both. "don't make me jealous Minnieee" He grumbles before sitting back on his knees.
Seungmin moves so he is no longer behind you & lays your head against the pillows as he moves to the spot he wants to be, in between your legs. He plays with the outline of your panties & your hips buck on instinct. "Stop teasing minnie, just touch me!" You whine but Jeongin, who has now moved so he is standing at the side of you, pinches your tit, hard enough to make you hiss but not enough to cause genuine pain. "Don't speak to my boyfriend like that you whore, are you forgetting he's my boyfriend hm? you get what you're given, shut up & don't demand." He hisses at you while taking off his shirt to reveal his stunning frame, which makes your mouth drool. You are busy admiring Jeongins abs & also the hard on that isn't being given any justice from his sweatpants as you can almost see every single detail of his cock from how much it's pressed against them. You reach out & begin pawing at his sweatpants which he allows you to do but you freeze as the kisses that were on your thighs have now moved & being given to your covered cunt which makes you gasp & your head spins to look back at Seungmin who is looking right back at you, lips giving pecks all over your covered pussy.
Jeongin pulls your hair slightly to pull your attention back to him too "You're being given a tiny bit of attention & now you're letting me go without? cmonn, gimme some attention too." Jeongin says, slightly whiny in his tone & you smirk at him before finally pawing his waistband of his sweatpants down & he finishes the job by taking them completely off, leaving him in just his underwear & your jaw drops. Even though it's still covered, you can tell he is huge. Just from estimating, it looks around 7 inches & thick, it makes your mouth water. "wanna taste it, please Innie, lemme taste" you say, biting your lip slightly as you begin palming him over his underwear, which makes his dick twitch. He looks back down at his lover & sees that he is now beginning to pull your panties to the side so he decides to give you what you want by pulling his underwear down, finally freeing his cock, already red & angry at the tip & wet with precum.
He begins tapping his cock along your cheeks & tongue as you stick it out which makes him chuckle at the sight, precum making contact with your skin which turns him on even more. You giggle as he does this & you put your hand on top of us that's on his hard cock & guide it to your mouth. "Someone's eager aren't they? As much as i'd like to see you beg some more bunny, minnie is right in saying i've been wanting this for far too long." He helps guide his cock into your mouth & you begin running your tongue across his leaky tip, his cock twitching at the sensation.
As you are sucking & licking on his boyfriends tip, he blows some cold air on your slightly swollen clit & then licks a long, slow strip from your hole all the way up to your clit before swirling his tongue in small circles making your hips buck & lift off the mattress but he is quick to hold you down. Without breaking contact, Seungmin grabs the small vibrator & holds it up to your clit, making Jeongins cock slip out your mouth to moan & your eyes squeeze up before Jeongin is putting his cock right back into where he wants it. You hum around his cock, sending vibrations throughout his body which makes him feel dizzy from the pleasure & you remember what Seungmin had told you about Jeongin liking pain so you take it upon himself to let your hand leave his actual dick & trail down to his balls & you begin caressing them before giving them small, quick pinches which makes Jeongins low groans turn into a higher pitched hiss. You do it a few times before he pulls out of your mouth. "Don't wanna cum just yet darling, want to taste & feel you first." He pumps himself slowly, trying to catch his breath while looking at you, admiring how dirty you look, spit all over your chin & mouth, the hair around it soaked with it.
Jeongin makes you open your mouth by pulling on your bottom jaw slightly & then letting a glob of spit fall into your mouth & you whine, feeling your orgasm approaching due to Seungmins talented tongue & also the vibrator doing wonders. The vibrator is still on your clit while Seungmin is tongue fucking you, your wetness dripping all down his face & onto the sheets beneath you. You are trying to grind your cunt against his face but he is still holding you down so you can do nothing but take it. All of a sudden Jeongin spreads your legs even further & makes you hold them by the inside of your knees & he settles himself next to his lover & then takes over where the vibrator just was, nibbling & harshly sucking on your clit, letting it get impossibly wetter by letting every drop of spit drip down onto your pussy, making it almost impossible for their tongues to even taste you without sliding off. "So fucking sweet, taste so good y/n, could be here forever." Seungmin huffs out, breathless. He leans back in & starts licking your cunt again, helping Innie but also, ends up licking Jeongin. Their tongues keep running over each others & they whine even more at this, Seungmin humping against the duvet as he does so which makes you whine & moan even more, turning you on more than you thought possible just imagining the sight, unable to actually look down at the view since you feel so fucked out.
Jeongin slips two fingers into you & your breath stutters again & you can now freely grind your hips & lift them off the bed since Seungmin has stopped holding onto them & has instead got onto his knees right behind Jeongin & uses his hands, still a bit wet with your juices as he spreads his cheeks & spits onto Jeongins hole. Jeongin jumps slightly at the coldness but doesn't stop devouring you, who is now clenching around his fingers, whining & whimpering at his tongue. "g-gna cum, h-holy fucking g-god, how are you both s-s-o good at this full th-threesome thi-fuck! c-cummin" you squeal as your legs go tense & you lock Jeongins head in between your thighs as your orgasm flushes over you, your eyes scrunching shut as you feel your eyes rolling into the back of your skull. Jeongin stops licking but instead gives gentle kisses to your clit as his fingers slow.
Jeongin has began to start grinding against his boyfriends tongue, letting out whines you didn't think he was actually capable of as Seungmins tongue working its way inside his hole, tasting him, enjoying every second & stretching him slightly in such a familiar way. A minute later Seungmin worms a finger into his hole & Jeongin whimpers at the intrusion. He removes his tongue as his finger begins doing the work & he leans over, his chest against Jeongins back& pulls Jeongins face to face him as much as possible before kissing him, letting him taste himself & then lets Jeongin catch his breath & looks down to admires your swollen cunt. "I heard when a woman is pregnant, their pussy gets bigger & more sensitive, wouldn't you like that Innie? Look how swollen & juicy y/ns cunt is now, how good we made it look." Seungmin says cheekily, kissing Jeongins cheek before pulling his finger out & walking back over to you.
"You look so beautiful all fucked out, a slut like you can take a bit more though, can't you hmm?Ah, to answer your statement by the way, we are good at threesomes because it's not our first one, silly." Seungmin asks you, rubbing his palm over your nipples as you feel Jeongin squishing your pussy lips together, making you flinch from the feeling. "w-who else- holy f-fuck my brain just is'n't working"you chuckle, brain still a bit cloudy. "Wan' fuck you, want y-your cock" you say in a slow & hushed tone, you finally coming back to earth after your orgasm. Jeongin giggles from in-between your legs & gives your cunt a slap before moving himself so he is on the other side of you, across from Seungmin. "You sure? We never use condoms so we forgot to buy some, did you bring any, bunny? we're both clean, we got tested last time we invited someone, a random one night stand." Jeongin speaks, admiring the thin layer of sweat in his boyfriends hair & face & also how reddened your nipples are.
"I- i thought i was the first, but uh, im still on birth control & i'm clean, d-don't want a condom, feels better raw." You bat your eyelashes at both of them, playing with Seungmins short drawstrings, surprised on how he is actually still fully clothed after all this time. "No bunny, you're not the first person, but you're the first person we've actually invited, the rest were just one night stands, we actally have feelings about you, it's different." Jeongin says as he leans over you to pull off his boyfriends shirt, revealing the body he loves so much, Seungmin then takes it apon himself to wiggle his shorts off too, leaving him in just his underwear which he kicks off a minute later, springing out his also huge dick, around 6 inches & on the thicker side too but has a curve pointing upwards, leaving you completely nude & also Innie completely nude since he discarded the rest of his clothes ages ago, your mouth watering due to how close you are to the two hottest guys you know are now naked next to you, their cocks inches away from your lips.
"So anyways, you don't mind about us going in raw? you are that desperate to feel not one but the two of us? You really have no shame, want the risk of a baby hmm? turns you on , does it y/nnie?" Seungmin questions, leaning over to pump his boyfriends leaky cock as your hand reaches up to jerk Seungmin off, making him bite his lip. You nod at his words, giving a look full of lust at them both before you suddenly sit up & you straddle Jeongin, reaching back out to grab Seungmins cock again but he stops you & manhandles you off him again so you are now on your hands & knees, pussy facing Jeongin as he gets up onto his knees. "You fine with this position babe? Don't really know why we bother to ask seeing since you'll just take whatever we choose to give since that's all you've done since we closed the damn door." Seungmin says as he positions himself in front of you, his cock not far from your lips as he pulls & grabs the base of his cock tightly. "Don't care what position, just fill me up, please, dying for it." You hush out, wiggling your ass to try entice Jeongin to put his cock where you need it the most but he instead, gives it a few spanks, cock twitching at the reddening cheeks.
"Open up hunny, i feel as if ima explode if i've gotta let my cock be dry for more than one second." He taps his cock against your lips & you open your lips happily, allowing his heavy tip to now rest on your tongue as you start giving it kisses & swirling your tongue along the underside of his tip, making him whine. Jeongin sees his boyfriends reactions & can't hold himself back anymore & he finally pushes himself inside you, slowly enough so you can adjust but he doesn't face much resistance due to how wet they have made you. You let out a whine & your eyes scrunch shut as you feel Jeongin bottom out inside you & Jeongin lets out a short whine, throwing his head back to the ceiling which is one of Seungmins favourite sights.
Jeongin grabs onto your hips & holds onto them tight enough to leave bruises as he starts to speed up his thrusts. "Fuck, you're so tight y/n, n-not gonna last long, s-so good." He groans out, watching the way your wetness has completely coated his cock & has left a shine. He slithers a hand down to your swollen clit & begins rubbing it which makes you jolt, right into Seungmins dick, taking way more of him in your mouth which makes him groan. He begins stroking your hair as you start challenging yourself & keep slurping & hollowing your cheeks until you can't fit any more of him in your mouth & you keep bobbing your head & moaning, letting the vibrations shoot through his cock. "g-gonna cum, jagi, kiss me p-p-please." Jeongin whines, sounding so needy, sweat making his skin shiny. Seungmin smirks at him but doesn't say anything but instead grabs him by the hair & yanks him forward before Seungmin himself leans forward, causing your mouth to be even more impossibly full as he slowly bucks his hips, letting you spit all over yourself, the bed & also his pelvis & thighs as Jeongin fucks into you a bit slower, holding himself back & rubbing your clit faster, feeling the way you're clenching around him.
Jeongin lets out a squeal as his hair is pulled but it's short lived as his lips clash against his boyfriends, fitting together perfectly. The kiss is full of drool & tongues, teeth clashing together as they both moan into each others mouths. They both pull away & Seungmin pulls his cock out your mouth & you instantly start coughing & gasping as spit is dripping absolutely everywhere. "g-gona cum Innie, c-cum in me fill me p-pulease" you beg, eyes rolling back as you grab onto Seungmins legs, the fuzzy, hot feeling finally bubbling over inside you & your legs start shaking again as you almost collapse but Seungmin holds onto your arms. "fuck, g'na cum in you y/n, gonna make you so full, swollen belly filled with our children hmm? gonna have swollen tits too huh? so leaky for u-us" He lets out another whine before you feel his cum fill you up, making you let out a breathless whimper as Jeongin basically squeals, his balls finally emptying.
"Did so well y/nnie, can you handle me too hm? don't want my angels cum dripping out of you, we need to make sure it sticks now, don't we?" Seungmin says as Jeongin pulls out of you & moving to the edge of the bed, giving you both space. Seungmin manhandles you so you're now laying on your back & you help by pulling your legs up so they are out of the way. "What's your colour, y/n? you look absolutely finished." Seungmin chuckles, caressing your thighs as he waits for your reply. "g-green, just want you too minnie, please" you rasp, voice now dry & a bit sore from all the noise you've been making. Seungmin gives you a short hum before lining himself up & then pushing inside at long last.
"Wow baby, you really did fill her up, it's coating my cock already, you were right innie, fuck y/n you're so tight." he breathes out, looking over to his boyfriend who has now moved back down to you & is now jiggling your tits in his hands, biting his bottom lip while looking up at his boyfriend, smirking at eachother. Seungmin starts an insane pace & you can't let out anything other than choked groans as you feel him all the way in your belly. Jeongin kisses, nibbles & sucks marks all over your tits as you have your hand weaved through his hair, eyes closed. "F-fuck min' too-too deep holy fuck, s-slow down, too sensitive" you request but Jeongin is quick to silence your request by kissing you, this time with tongue, as his hand slithers up to your neck & squeezes just enough to make you whine. "You can take it hunny, just gotta make sure i've fucked Jeongins cum into you properly, we both know that. F-fuck, you would look so hot pregnant baby, need to see it." He grunts out, his hands laying themselves on your stomach & pinching it every so often as he admires it.
Jeongin breaks the kiss when you have both sucked all the breath out of each other before he returns to you tits again, pushing them together to smother his face in them, tickling you slightly. You let out a quiet chuckle at the feeling as you begin grabbing at the duvet beneath you, your knuckles turning white as your pussy is being pounded non stop. "Just wanna drink milk outta these, can't wait for you to let me do it." Jeongin mumbles from in between your tits, mostly to himself as he takes a nipple into his mouth again, letting out a groan at the taste of you. "Jus-want your babies, both of your b-babies, c-cum in me please min" you whine out, begging him. Seungmins cock twitches inside you & you feel it, his hips falter as he feels his orgasm finally approaching. "don' need to tell me twice, gonna fill you u-up, definitely gonna stick won't it? Gonna be so full with your babies, body will be s-so hot for us, only us hmm?" He reaches down to play with your engorged button which makes you yelp & that along with his dirty talk & Jeongins tongue, you cum instantly, screaming as it hits you for the third time that night & your eyes can't help but begin crying from the overstimulation. You cream his cock & as you clench around him, Seungmin looks down & the second he sees the white cream at his base, he lets out his seed inside you, letting out a raspy moan as he stops his movements.
You all catch your breath for a minute, not sharing any words with one another. Jeongin kisses your cheeks softly & strokes your hair as Seungmin pulls out. Seungmin kisses your stomach before mumbling a 'be right back' & he leaves the room. Jeongin helps move you so you're lying on the pillows as he keeps cuddling you, letting you melt into him. Seungmin comes back with two bottles of water & a warm damp towel along with the bag you brought with you & without saying anything, he gives Jeongin the water bottles & he opens one & helps feed you water as Seungmin parts your legs just enough to wipe your raw pussy with the towel to help clean it, the sensation making you twitch. "You did so well y/n, thank you for doing this with us, so good to us." Jeongin says softly, kissing your forehead. Seungmin gives the towel to Jeongin & wipes the sweat off his forehead with it before throwing it aside. "y/nnie, i brought your bag through in case there anything you want or need from it, you can also stay here if you like, we can sleep in the living room or-" "don't be silly minnie, we can just share the bed, all of us. Just wanna cuddle & sleep. But i want a bath first." Seungmin hums & smiles. "I'll go run us a bath then, i know you have almost no choice but sit tight mkay?" He jokes before leaving. You stroke Jeongins hair & you both sit in silence for a while comfortably until you hear a small snore, you look at Jeongins face & you chuckle & kiss his nose as you now know he's fallen asleep.
#skz smut#stray kids#changbin#bang chan#han jisung#hyunjin#jeongin#lee know#seungmin#felix#seungmin x reader#jeongin smut#jeongin x reader#seungmin smut#kpop smut#smut#oneshot
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#10O1623M ❞ THE LAMP.
── ౨ৎ ‧˚ ft. miguel o'hara/wife!reader
synopsis: peter attempts to comfort your widowed husband—but he doesn't care. all he wants, is to be with you.
・⸝⸝ mini-series (2/4), angst, no comfort, peter b trying his best, implied child loss, implied character death, arguing, delusional character, no use of y/n
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Miguel breathes in heavily, his chest heaving as he lets it out. His head throbs from lack of sleep, yet can never bring himself to do so. Every time he closes his eyes he sees you. Your smile, your daughter, your family, and then in a flash—he sees a glitch.
And now you’re crying. He sees the image of you staring wide-eyed at him as you hold Gabby tightly in your arms, sharing the same terrified look he had on his own. It haunts him, embedded deeply in his mind as something he will never forget.
Another flash—and you’re gone.
He wakes up in a pool of sweat. It’s not worth it. He thinks, throwing himself back into work. Better than having to see the expressions you and Gabby had before… He shakes his head. Best not to think of it.
“Miguel,” he hears Peter B call for him. “This isn’t healthy, man. You gotta take it easy. You know, eat something? And when was the last time you got any sleep?”
Miguel ignores him, continuing his focus on the screens, watching.
“Miguel,” he tries once more—and again, he is met without an answer. Sighing, Peter walks up to Miguel, grabs him by his shoulder, and forces the stubborn man to look at him. Peter is shocked by what he sees.
His friend looked sickly. His once tan skin was now a shade of pale, and his eyes were sunken in. He looked malnourished. Weak. His once muscular body held no structure.
“Christ Mig,” Peter spoke again.
Miguel shook him off, mumbling something about getting back to work.
“I need to fix this. I need to come back to her, I need her to come back to me.” He ranted under his breath.
To Peter, it was like looking at a mirror. But rather than a pitiful Peter Parker from his past, he is met with an even pitiful version of himself: Miguel O’Hara.
“She’s not coming back, Miguel. And neither is Gabby,” he grimaced, but it had to be said.
That got his attention.
Miguel swung his sickly body to stare daggers into Peter’s eyes. “You don’t know that,” he started. “I’m so close. Just a couple more days or months and she’s back. They'll both be back."
“Or never, Miguel! Do you seriously think doing all this is going to get them back?” He paused, “Think about it. By some miracle you end up ‘fixing it,’ then what? You'll bring them here?”
Exasperated Peter continues, “Her universe will be put in danger, just like the other one! Worse, by some rarity she manages to stumble into the Spider-Verse, she steps one foot onto this Earth and we’re all fucked. You can't keep hoping that enough tweaking on that gizmo will let you defy the boundaries of the universe!" Miguel twitches.
"What happened before was enough—this is all insane, Miguel. And I'm not going to sit here and watch you kill yourself!" Peter barks out.
Miguel turned back around, huffing stubbornly, and grabbed the syringe on his desk before injecting himself with it.
Taking in a shaky breath, he grunted, "Get out."
"Miguel, c'mon–"
“I said, get out!” Miguel roared, and this time Peter got the memo.
"Fine! Whatever. Kill yourself for all I care," Peter muttered—slamming the door shut as he left.
After what felt like hours Miguel sat back down with a shaking body. His limbs shook and his eyes were blurry. Calm down, he grasped onto the desk edge like a lifeline to stabilize himself.
When he finally caught his breath, he mumbled the same mantra about finding you.
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Credits: [divider/s] @/benkeibear, [editor/beta reader/co-writer] @/nastygyal
Notes: I have exams tomorrow—my wrist is dead
#atsv miguel#miguel o'hara#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman atsv#miguel o'hara x you#miguel o'hara x reader#miguel o'hara x y/n#atsv#atsv x you#atsv x y/n#atsv x reader#miguel spiderman#miguel spiderverse#miguel ohara#miguel ohara x reader#miguel ohara x you#miguel ohara x y/n#miguel o hara#miguel o hara x reader#miguel o hara x you#miguel o hara x y/n#across the spiderverse#spiderman 2099#miguel x reader#miguel o hara imagine#miguel o'hara imagine#angst#no comfort#mini series
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WTAF?! That Lestappen gif in comparison to how Charles and Carlos greeted each other has changed my perspective. These two are in love and are aware or they are at least aware of their crush on each other but have never acted on it. You can literally taste the UST from the screen. Charles blushing and Max’s grin after. And that wink from Charles and the eye sweep. FUUUUUCK!!! You are making me overly delusional like what was that?
lestappen gifs make me literally insane let me show you a few more of my favourites where you can taste the tension
Exhibit A: Teenagers With a Crush
Max looks at Charles, is caught looking at Charles, they both smile then look away smiling/fidgeting. It's TEXTBOOK crush behaviour it feels like something taken straight from a fic.
Exhibit B: Charles Leclerc's Constant Need for Eye Contact
Something about this gif is haunting. Charles aligning his whole body like he's a lodestone and Max is magnetic north like someone tell this man you're allowed to look away from Max Verstappen.
Exhibit C: Alexa Play Style by Taylor Swift
Them walking absolutely in sync makes me feel ill. That's all there is to say really.
Exhibit D: Austria 2022 Soft Porn
Yeah this one speaks for itself. You didn't even win the race why are you so smiley Max by god I hope these two got a room.
And this is just a summary. Every day I stumble across some other moment of these two that makes my jaw drop. They just...act like this.
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I have a new crackship.
I watched Ex Machina for the first time recently and this bugged me so much that I started trying to rationalize it immediately.
Stereotypical Barbie and Nathan Bateman.
No; the dancing isn't the only reason.
I've got a whole thing in my head, but I am WAY too underqualified to write anything.
But like, what would the interaction between these two be? I don't imagine they'd get along right away, even I'm not that delusional, but I think they'd get along really really great after a bit.
Also, I think Nathan's brain would short circut the moment he realizes that she's literally a living Barbie doll. Because: A) either something he somehow doesn't understand is going on or she's a successful AI like what he was trying to build, meaning that someone else beat him to it. Neither of which computes for him. And B) which is that this girl is way too hot to not have all the private bits. Remember, "Sexuality is fun" and he can't believe that she has none. Literally and physically.
Doesn't mean they can't be cute together though. Barbie's asexual, but that doesn't mean she has to be aromantic.
Plus, just because you might not think someone is your type doesn't mean they can't be right for you. Imagine the conversations that two people like Barbie and Nathan would have together. Imagine the existential crisis they'd both have listening to and debating with one another.
I put way too much thought into this and I'm trying not to write it all here because I don't want this to be long and I want everyone else who sees this to have fun too. So please, share my insanity and give it some thought. Imagine the situations. Let me know what you come up with.
#crackship#barbie 2023#ex machina#margot robbie#oscar isaac#stereotypical barbie#nathan bateman#okay#i admit it#i wanna dance with them
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Title: Upkeep.
Commissioned by the very lovely, very indulgent @furudolove.
Pairing: Yandere!OC x F!Reader.
Word Count: 3.6k.
TW: Non/Con, Oral Sex, Overstimulation, Implied Drug Use, Implied Stalking, Unhealthy Relationships, and Slight Infantilization.
“So, these were your big plans?”
You nestled farther into the couch, nodding as to the affirmative. Luna let out a bark of a laugh, watching from the closest loveseat as you freed a single arm from your self-inflicted tangle of blankets and adjusted the volume of the god-awful, absolutely perfect reality show you were watching – something about a dozen or so insanely attractive b-rated influencers fraternizing on an island; fucking, fighting, and doing very little else. In other words, peak television.
“I’ve heard that some people go shopping on their days off, or hiking— can you believe that? There are actually people out there who’d voluntarily leave their apartments?”
You shrug, gesturing towards the T.V. “And there are other people in here that have half a dozen seasons of Love Peninsula to catch up on.”
“I know I said I was up for anything, but…” She trailed off, eyeing the screen (and, by association, the montage of shirtless men and bikini-clad women flashing across it) warily. “Are you absolutely sure there’s nothing you’d rather be doing? Nothing you’d rather do with me?”
“I mean, I might make popcorn in a couple hours. When Cindy realizes Brent still isn't over Sierra.”
“C’mon, it’s obvious she’s delusional. You’d be lucky if she notices before the finale.”
“You have been watching, you liar. Do you think Monica and Kyle are actually going to make it past the next elimination, or—"
“(Y/n).”
“Right. Their first kiss was pretty cute, so they’ll probably make it another—” She narrowed her eyes, and you cut yourself off. Sitting up, you gave her your most pleading smile. Between your job and your classes, the former full of last-minute call-ins and never-available coworkers while the latter seemed to consist entirely of textbooks you didn’t have the energy or the time to read and tests you could never seem to pass, it felt like this was the first day you'd had to yourself in weeks. You were exhausted, and as pathetic as it sounded, there was nothing you wanted to do more than lay on your (or, technically, your roommate’s) couch, shovel junk food into your mouth, and watch the romantic lives of strangers disintegrate until you couldn’t remember a single second from the past two months. “I know, I know, but I feel like I’ll fall apart if I push myself further. I promise, we can do something fun and exciting and outdoorsy next time, but today,” You shook the remote. “It’s just me and the peninsula, babe.”
She rolled her eyes, but gave in quickly. Pushing herself to her feet, Luna stretched before turning towards you, both hands coming to rest on her hips. “I’ll leave you alone with the new love of your life, then. And, since I’m going to assume you won’t be getting up for the next twelve hours, I’m bringing you something to drink, too.” She paused, grinned. “Any requests?”
You hesitated. Luna didn’t have a reason to take care of you. She was your roommate, not your girlfriend, even if she had always been the overly-affectionate type. She liked to go behind your back, sometimes, wake up an hour before you to make breakfast despite her hours being nearly as hellish as yours, overpay on her half of the rent and attempt to write it off as your landlord’s mistake, and usually, you tried not to let her get away with it, to repay her kindness when you could and not accept it at all, when you knew you wouldn’t be able to. Usually, you’d brush her off, tell her to go out and enjoy herself. Usually, you wouldn’t let her baby you, but today…
“Can you make that tea again?” You asked, too tired to feel as ashamed as you should’ve. “The one with the mint leaves? And that weird not-quite-herbal taste?”
She sighed, shook her head, but a few minutes later, there was a warm mug in your hands, the beverage inside more bitter than you expected it to be but no less satisfying. You drained half the mug in the first sip, finished it in the second, and in an instant, any remaining scrap of tension in your body had evaporated. You melted back into your place on the couch, and Luna chuckled, leaning forward. You felt her hands on your shoulders, her thumbs digging into the flesh above your shoulder blades. You winced out of reflex, at first, but what little pain there was subsided into a subtle, but not completely unpleasant pressure as she pushed slow, steady circles into the muscles of your back.
Luna let out a low whistle as you leaned into her forceful touch. “You weren’t kidding. You’re as stiff as a plank, poor thing.”
“I mean, yeah. That’s kind of what I’m trying to fix.” You tried to sound sardonic, self-aware, but you had to bite your tongue not to groan as she found a particularly tense patch of muscle near the top of your spine. “Thanks for the reminder?”
She stopped, abruptly, letting you go with a low hum of disapproval. “I’m going to need you to lay down. If you don’t get a proper massage, your body might just give out on you.”
Her tone didn’t leave room for protest, but you tried to shake your head, to smile as you brushed her off. “You don’t have to do everything for me, y’know.”
“It’ll take five minutes.” She was rounding the couch. “Come on. I’ll have to do even more for you if you manage to give yourself early-onset paralysis.”
“Do you even have a license?”
“Lie down.”
Again, on any other day, you might’ve argued, but…
But, it just wasn’t worth it, today. You didn’t have the energy.
So, you laid down, folding your arms underneath your head and trying not to shift as Luna straddled your lower thighs. Her hands slipped under the hem of your tank-top, and you forced yourself not to flinch as she slipped the thin piece of fabric over your head. It was fine. Luna probably didn’t think anything of it. She was usually topless at home, and if she wasn’t, it meant she hadn’t put on enough clothes to just be topless, yet. You’d never met anyone so determined not to sleep in their own bed, which wouldn’t be an issue if she wasn’t equally as determined to sleep in the nude. You tried not to complain, though. It was her name on the lease, and you didn't want to be down a friend and a place to live just because you've seen more of your roommate than you'd honestly like to.
You jolted when she reached for the clasp of your bra, but Luna only chuckled, resting a hand on your shoulder and easing you back onto your chest. “Easy there,” She laughed. “You don’t expect me to work with this in the way, do you?”
“I… I guess not?” It was more of a question than explicit permission, but she rewarded you with a soft squeeze to your side. Your bra was removed as carelessly as your tank top, and after you made a feeble attempt to protect what was left of your modesty with a stray blanket, Luna continued.
She was kind enough to start gently. She favored the areas she had before – your upper back, your shoulders, the curve of your spine. You felt her blunt nails scrape over your skin, and occasionally, she seemed to press a little too hard, to aim for a spot that was a little too sensitive, but her slip-ups were few and far between, and slowly, you let yourself relax underneath her. As you let your guard down, she was able to move lower, to knead her fingertips into the muscle of your lower back and work out the knots of tension you hadn’t realized existed, not until Luna hit a nerve you couldn’t name and a wave of something warm and loose washed over you. This time, you were too slow to bite back the low whine that slipped past your lips, but Luna only laughed. She must’ve done this before. She didn’t seem fazed by anything, but then again, she never really did.
“This might be the most time we’ve spent together all month, y’know.” It was phrased light-heartedly, but guilt ate away at the back of your throat, nonetheless. She wasn’t wrong. You’d been busy – either away at work or locked in your room, studying. You didn’t have a lot of time to spend with anyone, let alone the roommate you’d known for a grand total of six months. Despite loving dearly, of course. “It’s hard not to feel a little neglected.”
You swallowed, dryly. “I’m sorry. I guess I’ve been busy, lately.”
You must’ve been more tired than you realized. Your eyes felt too heavy to keep open, and your body felt… strange, too, so numb and so hot and so cold, simultaneously. This time, you couldn’t bring yourself to believe it was part of the massage. “And I tried to take such good care of you, too,” Luna went on, as if you hadn’t said anything at all. “Do you know how hard it was to catch your attention? To get an ad out where I knew you would have to see it? I thought you might be easier to keep a hold on once we were living together, but even now, you’re too distracted to do so much as look at me.”
Her voice was still quiet, her tone still teasing, but dampened hostility laced her words. Her anger barely shined through, and yet, you weren’t sure you’d ever seen her so mad.
You tried to arch your back, to push yourself up, but it was all you could to do curl your fingertips into your palms, to force your eyes open. She was still on top of you, but her touch has changed – more lingering, less precise, any pretense of delicacy or purpose growing more and more distant with each passing second. You felt her hands fall to your waist, then your hips, her blunt nails digging into your ass as you let out a choked, panicked sound. It wasn’t a scream - it was still Luna, you’d never scream because of Luna – but you weren’t sure it would’ve made a difference, if it had been.
“I mean, a little attention is the least you could give me. I’ve been paying your bills for… what? Half a year? And your ‘rent’—” She cut herself off with an airy laugh. “A place like this for a rate like that? You have to know how much I've been doing for you, even if you always did like to play had to get.”
You didn’t know what she was talking about. You didn’t know what she was trying to say. You didn’t know what she was doing – or, rather, what she seemed to be getting ready to do. With a soft hum, she pressed a light kiss into the dip of your shoulder before straightening her back, shifting slightly. With deliberate, light movements, she drew you upward, chuckling as your limp body came to rest against her chest, your legs still trapped underneath you. “See? It’s not that hard to rely on someone else,” She said, despite your feeble efforts to put any amount of distance between you and her. “It’s easier, right? And I promise, it'll feel a lot better than being so stubborn.”
It was hard to speak. You vision was blurring, now, your mind starting to lag behind with the rest of your body. “I don’t…” You tried, then trailed off, shaking your head before you forced yourself to string together something more coherent. “I don’t know if this is—”
“You’re supposed to be relaxing. Isn’t that what you said you wanted to do, princess? Straining yourself is a little against the point.” You managed to raise a hand, to shove at the arm wrapped around your midriff, but Luna only kissed your cheek, only dug her nails into your side with enough force to break the skin. “All you have to worry about is sitting pretty and letting me take care of you. That doesn’t sound too hard, does it?”
The question was rhetorical. She clearly didn’t need an answer, and judging by the way her touch drifted to your chest, how her gentleness seemed to falter as her thumbs swiped over your nipples, she didn’t seem to want one, either. You jerked forward, stifling a whimper, and Luna’s grin seemed to widen, her teeth ghosting over vulnerable skin while she groped you, occasionally pinching your chest or nipping at your neck when her sedative threatened to overtake you completely.
Eventually, she moved on, moved lower, pull your shorts off and tracing two fingers over your slit, nearing purring when she felt the damp spot that stained your panties. She hadn’t done anything to earn it, but you were already panting, already struggling to feel anything but hot. A knot of tension had formed at the pit of your stomach, and it was all you could do to press your thighs together, to try to alleviate the rolling ache in your core. “Poor baby,” Luna drawled, her voice more giddy than sympathetic. “You just need all the help you can get, don’t you?”
Your panties were torn through easily, the ruined fabric quickly discarded. Somewhere, in the back of your mind, you wished she would just touch you, do whatever she was going to do so you wouldn’t have to suffer through… whatever this was on your own, but the traitorous thought never reached the surface. Instead, Luna’s palm ground into your exposed clit, applying just enough pressure to leave you clenching your eyes shut and gritting your teeth, curling your toes and thrashing weakly against her. If she noticed your pathetic attempts at resistance, though, she didn’t seem to think it was worth her attention. She was already distracted, busy gathering your slick on her fingertips, bringing her hand up and somewhere behind you. For a few seconds, all you could hear were wet, terrible sounds before Luna giggled, squeezing you that much closer to her. You couldn’t remember seeing her this happy since…
Since the day you moved in.
You felt sick.
And yet, Luna remained unaffected. She took a moment to trace aimless, winding patters into the inside of your thigh, then seemed to lose her patience, cupping your cunt and listening to the strangled whine you let out, in response. “You know, for as long as we’ve been together, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you…” She trailed off, laughed, like that was what managed to embarrass her. “Well, touch yourself. I’ve never heard anything through the walls. I know you don’t have any toys, either. I would’ve found them by now. It's no wonder you're so pent-up. You never take the time to do anything nice for yourself.”
She was kind enough to start slowly, to keep the pad of her thumb pressed into your clit as she eased two fingers into your tight, dripping entrance. Painstakingly, she curled her digits before spreading them apart, stretching you open. “You never lock your door, either. At first, I thought you were just being cute in that ‘eager, but too shy to ask’ way, but it’s starting to seem like you’re just oblivious.” She sighed, pressed a kiss into the dip of your shoulder. “I still think it’s sweet, though. Honestly, you should count yourself lucky you ended up with someone willing to take the lead.”
She was merciless, not so much purposefully brutal as it experimental, rough in a way you had to attribute more to Luna’s impatience than any cruelty she might have. She refused to restrain herself to a certain pace, a specific rhythm – speeding up and slowing down at random, curling and straightening and scissoring her fingers apart just to see what made you tense up and shrink into yourself. You tried to bite your tongue, not to give her what you couldn’t deny she wanted, anymore, but there was only so much you could do to keep the air from hitching in your throat, to stop little whines and half-choked moans from stumbling past your lips as forced a third digit into your pussy. You twisted your head to the side, arching away from Luna as far as you could. She only held you tighter, only twisted her wrist more violently as your hips bucked into her hand, your body craving any friction it could inflict onto itself, regardless of the source. “This is going to be the first time I get to watch you cum,” She whispered, her excitement nearly tangible. “You really ought to take better care of yourself. Then, the person who loves you wouldn’t have to work so hard to do it for you.”
You didn’t argue. You couldn’t – you were already clenching down around her fingers, your vision burning white as your climax washed over you. Controlling your reaction would’ve been impossible, so you didn’t try to, spasming and twitching in her arms as she bullied you through your orgasm, only starting to slow down when pangs of overstimulation started to set in and your reactions turned more pained than pleasured. Even then, it took her a few more seconds to pull away, to lower you down until your back was flat against the couch and she was free to stand, to stretch, to position herself in between your open legs. Your thoughts were more coherent, now, less difficult to put together, but you were exhausted, too scared and too drained to move. You couldn’t do anything to get away from her, no matter how badly you might’ve wanted to.
“You’re so beautiful.” You didn’t know why she was still talking. You didn’t know why she bothered to. Trying to hold your attention, pretending it would make a difference if you closed your eyes and kept them closed until you were done. At least, then, the feeling of her lips ghosting over the inside of your thighs wouldn’t have been so vivid, the hands wrapping around your ankles just a little farther away. At least, this time, she didn’t try to draw it out, her lips brushing over your stomach, then your hip, eventually falling low enough for the flat of her tongue to lave over your slit. There was a soft moan, a row of nails burrowed into your skin, then her lips latched onto your clit, sucking gently and sapping out what little life you had left. She waited for you to cry out, then drew back, laughing. “And now, we’ll never have to ignore each other again.”
She sounded happy. You wanted to be happy for her, but you couldn’t seem to summon that much strength.
You let your head lull to the side as she nipped at your thigh, applying just enough force to leave the vulnerable flesh bruised and discolored. Again, she failed to settle on a certain goal, failed to set a pace you could latch onto – opting to keep you on the edge, to alternate between tracing patterns into your slit and fucking your shallowly with her tongue, humming and groaning in a way that seemed to shoot straight to your core. You tried to focus on something else, to keep your eyes on the blankest wall in your peripheral or give in to the cooling numbness slowly taking the place of the heat she’d inflicted onto you, but it was an effort made in vain. She knew you too well, even if you were starting to think you didn’t know her at all.
Her hands drifted to your hips, pinning you to the couch as she spread your legs that much farther, as she moaned shamelessly into your cunt. Everything she did was messy, and selfish, and too fast and too drawn out and too reckless all at the same time and it was working. You’d been helpless when she split you open with her fingers, too desperate to cum to feel anything except that lurking, clawing need, but she was able to edge you towards the cliffside, now, to force you to feel the tension building up in the pit of your stomach, slowly coiling tighter and tighter and tighter until you couldn’t help but clench your thighs together around her head, but ball at the blankets laid out underneath you and squirm, your hips involuntarily rocking against her mouth. This time, when you reached your climax, you were forced to let it wash over you, a frozen wave no less overpowering for how long it took to build up. There was nothing you could do to stave it off, but you weren’t sure you’d be willing to try, anymore.
When it ended, you could only close your eyes, making a weak effort to roll onto your side and curl into yourself. You felt Luna stand, heard her click her tongue before taking you into her arms. Vaguely, you were aware that she was carrying you back to her room, laying you across a plush bed, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care, even as something very cold and very stiff wrapped around your ankle. Luna leaned over you, pressing a lingering kiss into your temple. “It’s alright, love. You can sleep for a while.” Her tone was soft, soothing. You couldn’t help but lean into the palm that pressed into your cheek, to listen as she went on, no matter how difficult it was to listen to her voice, now.
“I’ll be hear to take care of you when you wake up.”
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If you really want to see how truly delusional series can be
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Fascist, B-15 was a Fascist and themarysue.com is calling the years B-15 spent pulling defenseless people from their homes, putting a collar around their necks and sending them off to death "cosmic adventure"
This goes beyond trying to defend the character because she was brainwashed that is praising the character for their awful actions
Isn't the point that the TVA was wrong and needs to change. That B-15 didn't like the fact she was taken and had her memories rewritten
It's insane this site is like, praise Sylvie she's always right, but in the same breath will not only call her tormentors great characters but frame it like they are just good people
"Cosmic adventures" this is utterly failing the idea of grey characters and morality. Because calling Fascists action "cosmic adventures" is one that refuses to admit a what a character done is questionable or just wrong
It's funny because that's one of the manipulation tactics used in fascist regimes: the rewriting of reality by describing it with nicer words in an attempt to sway the audience into believing their actions are not as bad as they look (pruning instead of killing, for instance). Whoever has written that has clearly fallen for it. Cosmic adventure sure sounds a lot better than "The agents dehumanized people, kidnapped them, tortured them and killed them in the name of someone they don't even know".
An ask I got a while ago included some pretty decent dialogue from B-15 but of course I don't know the context as I'm not watching the thing. If the series is not addressing that the way they should be (= the TVA is fascism, there is no acceptable level of fascism and it needs to be taken down completely), then it doesn't surprise me that some in the audience are letting the sympathy they might have for the characters cloud their judgment.
At the end of the day we have a lot of people defending the Accords and E.D.I.T.H., don't we? But they hate Project Insight. It's all framing.
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Again, you are ignoring my words. The very words I tell you are the true. I told you Raquel loves J. He is the man she has chosen and they both decided how they’d balance their relationship. J accepts R’s youth and was there throughout. There was nothing secret going on with Blyth and he was confident in her. They had no legit chemistry either and I get the fantasy. The movies had them as a couple but you’ve got to listen to the words I am saying. Rivera alternate work so it is currently his turn to be away filming. And I said, R can have chemistry with anyone. The SW press circuit will be equally interesting. Be prepared to hear and see her praise A Burnap. She has been advised to be equally flowery to off-set some of the backlash. Her PR team IS all in. And she will be just as in love with him.
Let me address this ask sentence by sentence because clearly your brain needs an extra boost.
“Again, you are ignoring my words”
Yes, I always ignore words from the poorly uneducated
“I told you Raquel loves J”
1. You didn’t need to tell me that. No one on this blog has never denied this. Even Alexander Hamilton knows.
2. Stop saying Raquel. I know what you’re trying to do and it’s pathetic. You are very unprofessional. What type of workplace stalks a blog of 100 people? I would like to speak to your HR department. Or your mother, which ever one answers first.
“He is the man she has chosen”
You are very delusional. Please reread what you wrote and realize how insane you actually sound. Are you implying that she needed to choose between J and T? If so, noted! Let’s me know everything about Zeglyth and makes my love stronger.
“And they have both decided how to balance their relationship”
Is the balance supposed to be happening now? We’re all waiting for it. Message me again when J steps up. I hope Tumblr is still around when that happens.
“J accepts R’s youth and was there throughout”
Throughout what? Her teen years? The jokes write themselves. You are a very sick individual.
Now for the rest of the ask. Are you crying as you said Zeglyth has no chemistry? I can hear the lies and hiccups from here. The psych ward you’re housed in has great WiFi for you to keep doing this every couple of weeks.
I hope you’re not apart of her PR team. You suck at this profession, please quit for R’s sake.
FYI, her PR team SHOULD be all in because she’s literally paying them to do that lol. DUH.
Also thanks for the heads up about Andrew B! You’re bluntly telling us that their relationship is PR and orchestrated by that Mickey mouse company. How nice of you to warn us on that future BS.
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Haikiyuy[Oikawa TooruX Reader]Long Distance.
This factor is the most challenging one because so many people fail it, that's why fictional men.
1. He's in a sense of shock, and is a little flabbergasted he was ready to cut the ties at any given moment maybe, in a selfish way of self preservation.
2. It had been three years, he was sure there was a limit to how much you could accept him being an Volleyball addict it was a driving force, an obsession he needed to thrive, win championships, play again and again on the court. But, all you would say to him was,
"Don't forget to eat your meals, drink water, and sleep well." It was something even his mother would say, his coach would repeat and his teammates followed religiously.
3. Then why does he seem to play that on repeat like a broken record it's almost like he could hear your concerned voice in his head.
4. He had plans to go to Argentina in his last months of school, yet, despite so many things with the disbanding of Aoba Johsai his previous team, his decisions like a gentle breeze in the spring he met you.
5. He refused take it seriously at the beginning, this happens all the time, people date, they find problems, you realize it was a mistake, it couldn't work, and you deal with heartbreak because sometimes it doesn't work.
6. But, this morning when he saw your beautiful face at the airport, his doubts seemed to be disappearing like it never was there, your eyes looked like hope itself like a present promising all wonderful things, like a possible bright future, but ofcourse the present had not been opened yet.
7. If he ever thought of breaking up with you, to avoid his fears he wished it could be postponed, yes, he imagined if you both could go to Argentina, then everything would be convenient and his heart wouldn't be aching and longing by now. He could've reached to take your hand in his, promising to never let go.
8. When his arms found your frame against his chest, pressed so warmly, he wanted to keep you in this embrace forever, take you on more dates, enjoy going to the cafes to get milk bread, and Boba tea, see you at the stands cheering for his team, see your excited smile whenever he got you gifts, the three years which he had spent with you were truly like an amazing dream, which he didn't want to wake up from.
9. His carrer seemed far from over, his teammates, his school, and you, everything seemed to fit in one plate.
10. "Y/n, let me just ask this one thing do you think it's going to be better if we b-break up and avoid any problems?" The words came out before he could stop them, what an idiotic move like Iwaizumi said to him so many times he might actually believe them.
11. Your silence for a few moments felt like an eternity for him, you closed your eyes enjoying his arms around you for some more time, before you gathered up the energy to look him in the eyes, "No. I don't believe in breaking up with you. Call me delusional or unrealistic, but somehow you've made me believe... believe in us. But... if you want to break up with me, I won't hold that against you." You replied,
12. Oikawa suddenly chuckled out of the blue, "Then Iwa-Chan will probably hunt me down, and who knows the chances of my survival then."
Oikawa pressed his trembling lips to your forehead and let it stay there for a few seconds, never letting go of your frame. "You really are ready to do the work right Sweetheart, cause afterwards if you say your not I might become to obsessed with you to let you go." He whispered in your ear, "That was hot!" You whispered back.
13. The announcement for Tooru's flight departing was announced and Oikawa simply tightened his arms around you, "Call me every week, and if I'm being an idiot just tell Iwaizumi, and if I ever hurt you just kill me and--"
"Idiot." You mumbled, "Take care of yourself, and don't and I mean don't act like an insane obsessive freak." You warned.
14. Oikawa finally pulled away gazing at your eyes which tried to conceal some fresh tears,Oikawa cupped your cheeks, "Okay now, I don't like seeing you cry because you'll make me cry as well."
15. You laughed making Oikawa smile, "Bye sweetheart."
16. "I love you." He confessed finally after three years, before wishing you farewell.
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Hi, following up on my previous ask, I wonder what SM's feelings/emotions are towards me? Over the course of the years, i have started to have feelings for this person. I believe your insights could give me more clarity:) My intials are VA. Thank you so much for reading this and making time for this! <3 take care!
⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ What are SM’s current feelings for you?
You make them feel positive feelings but they’re not interested in a committed relationship with you. They feel like you respect them and they’re aware that you care about them even if they’re not sure of the kind of love that you possess. They seem to know that if they choose to come forward to you, you’ll actually reciprocate. They feel supported by you but I’m picking up on some kind of one sidedness here. On some level, they’re planning on keeping up appearances so that they can continue taking your services. You make them feel validated more than anything. I’m not really getting the positive feelings being present because they actually have your good interests at heart but because you have their good interests at heart and they know it. They don’t want to be with you but they do not necessarily mind spending time with you. However, they still want to receive your emotions and favours while simply just going with the flow and not committing. I would shift my focus to myself if I was you because they don’t mind being open and vulnerable with you, using your emotional labour but they aren’t interested in having a committed relationship with you because they’re fine with you getting away but as long as you don’t, they don’t mind having you around. It’s funny because for as long as possible, they do want you to themself 💀. They think that they can do better than you, on an inner level, that’s what it is but that’s not true at all. It’s just that this person doesn’t see your value because you’re down to earth and don’t treat them like crap. You deserve so much better, I swear to god. They’re feeling and acting very selfishly, I wouldn’t try to pursue this but if you do feel ready to, you could ask them what their intentions of your connection are. ALSO, YOU SEEM TO BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM ON EVERY LEVEL SO I’M NOT SURE WHY THEY ARE BEING SO DELUSIONAL. Due to how upsetting this reading is, I’m giving you a brief overview on yourself and SM as individuals. Let’s just say, even at your worst, you’re still better than them but the problem with you is that you’re a doormat for those who you seem to care about. You’ve experienced painful stuff and especially endings. There’s an energy of outright betrayal that you have experienced at some point. Right now, you seem to be sorta exhausted because of that. It makes sense why someone like you would be interested in someone like them right now, you’ve hit your lowest and aren’t thinking straight.
You’re supposed to let go of past endings and work on healing by not being a doormat. You’ll get there little by little, don’t forget that practice makes perfect. You don’t have the strongest self esteem right now so you aren’t being honest about what you want because there’s no way someone could genuinely want this person. You’re not acting out of integrity and that’s okay, you’ve just experienced a lot. You’ve been driven to insanity. Despite this, you’ve still not lost your true passionate self yet. You’re still very charming, charismatic and warm in the way you interact with people. You have a lot of mental capacity and are really intelligent. You also possess a natural curiosity. You’re too exhausted to even be your true self though. You have great communication and observation skills. You have certain values that you’ve still not deviated from despite being done dirty and hurt. Even right now, your true self is screaming out to be heard and acted out by you. You are a bit mentally restless due to your mental capacity and need for mental stimulation. You’re being too harsh on yourself. You deserve the best, don’t settle for beimg treated poorly. EVER! SM on the other hand is really full of themself. I feel like they are likely attractive to a certain extent but they’re attractive in a way where the more you get to know them, the more you don’t want anything to do with them. They keep on repeating negative patterns only adding onto them. On the surface, they act like they’re getting along well with people and respect them but on the inside, that’s not the case because they don’t even respect themself. They are really full of themself for someone who is this insecure. The reason I’m making this reading lengthy is so that you can figure out if it’s truly for you. You might have been acquainted with them because they seem to lack support in their life. I am picking up on a wounded saviour or unpaid therapist dynamic here. They’re the type to bury their own feelings leaving them unresolved and are carrying a lot of trauma. They’re the type who believes they have terrible luck and that everyone uses them but when someone with good intentions comes in, they use that person and treat them like shit because they get too comfortable. For some reason, they believe that you would always be there for them. I feel bad for them because they are just insecure and immature. Also, another thing, they’re going to guaranteed regret missing out on you in the future if you do choose to get away.
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Me when btsv finally comes out and Miles and Gwen end up deciding to stay friends and pursue other people because they value their friendship too much so these fuckass gwiles stans can leave eerbody alone with they annoying asses and we never have to deal with them again🗣🗣💃🏾🎊
AMEN 🙏🗣️🗣️
those mfs are delusional and i hope they get real with themselves soon. 🙄
it’s literally insane for miles and gwen to b together after she was j gna let his dad die, regardless of the fact that she was listening to what she was told for his safety🚶♀️
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ngl the claims that have been making rounds on Twitter saying Aegon would make Aemond's bastard heir and marry him to Jaehaera are giving me massive headaches. I just can't believe how the same people are losing their minds at Helaemond theories (which they have every right to disagree with and dislike obviously, but they're harassing people over them) because it would make the Greens look like hypocrites and the Blacks would make fun of us yet at the same time push their even more delusional headcanons about Aemond's bastard on the rest of the Green fandom. My brother, your headcanons are arguably worse and Team Black is going to have a field day with us if they ever become canon or close to it. You can't possibly fight against Rhaenyra's Strong bastards inheriting the throne yet push for Aemond's Strong bastard (made with another Strong bastard) to be legitimised and be Aegon's heir.
For real, even if the boy turns out to be trueborn and Aemond stupidly married his mother, Aegon still wouldn't name him his heir, if anything he would name his own bastard heir. He would never have the support to do it from the remaining green lords and has no dragons left to impose his will on them. For example why should the Baratheons support such a move??? That kid would a reminder to them about Aemond NOT respecting his betrothal and spurning their daughter! It would be a slap in the face to support him, swearing allegiance to the Blacks would be a better move instead.
And I'm not even accounting the Black lords who at that point had more military power than Aegon/the remaining Greens and would obviously oppose such a move. Do they really believe that Cregan Stark would stand for this? LMAO. Everyone would've rebelled against the Kinslayer's son with a bastard woman and alleged witch becoming their king. Like it or not, Jaehaera marrying Rhaenyra's son was the best move as it united both Aegon II's claim and Rhaenyra's. Aegon III was always the best choice for her and it also had the support of lords from both sides. Aemond's son would've caused further problems.
Also, like you've already pointed out by using the text from F&B, it's crazy for them to claim Al*s did not care about the Iron Throne when in reality she demanded those knights to bend the knee to her son, calling him trueborn and real king. If she really wanted to raise her kid in peace she would've released her hold onto Harrenhal and disappear with her son somewhere far away, but no, instead she actually put him in danger by claiming he's the real king. Now of course those people would probably argue that fighting for their child's claim was Al*s' way of honoring Aemond and their pure, genuine and tragic love, but let's be real, it's not hard to figure out why she actually did it.
It's simply insane how many Greens believe and are rooting for such a scenario. It's delusional and makes us look like the fandom's biggest fools. That kid will most likely end up dead (best case scenario he disappears and will never be heard from again) in Fire & Blood part 2, even more if Al*s raises him and instills into him the belief that he's the real heir and King and causes problems to King Aegon III, like trying to instigate a rebellion against him (and honestly this is probably why GRRM created him in the first place - to cause future problems to the Iron Throne). In that case the crown would have no option left but to kill him together with his mother and trust me, Daemon's sons would not hesitate to do just that. We also know Harrenhal will eventually be given to the Lothston family in the 150s which only means that Al*s and her son were dealt with one way or another.
Now of course those people have further theories about that boy founding House Whent (making him the ancestor of the Stark kids from the main series) but the theory is even more crazy and delusional, has no basis and the timeline doesn't even match given the fact that the Whents were given Harrenhal decades after the Lothstons. Also why, just why would GRRM make Al*smond the Starks' ancestors. It serves no narrative purpose.
i agree with pretty much everything you said
as for the whent theory, idk enough lore to be able to argue if that would be plausible or not, but the only reason i saw people care about this theory beyond the romance of it is that "alicent's bloodline doesn't die out"
personally i'm far more interested in jaehaera, but i do have to wonder why the "we don't care about bloodlines continuing" position has turned into support for this theory. maybe the tb stans got to them, idk
but yeah, beyond the whent theory, which i can't really comment on, i think it was really funny that not only people believe aegon ii would marry his brother's son with a bastard and a witch to his daughter, but that he'd name him his heir and that it would be 100% a smart decision to make
i can tell you this: you dont even have to read f&b to see and foresee how that would be a bad decision beyond it being a fantasy because aegon ii wouldn't do that
and it's even funnier that it comes from fellow "greens", especially when some of them have the audacity to be so loud about other bastards
alys was a bastard and unlike luke and jace, she's unlikely to have a noble mother, and it'd be unlikely that she and aemond would marry, but even if that son would be "true born", he would still be the son of a bastard woman known to be a witch and neither the greens nor team black supporters would stand for this
aegon ii was seeking to make more true born heirs and part of the peace agreement was for jaehaera and aegon iii to wed
and i think funnier still was the idea that aegon would castrare aegon iii and send him to the wall 💀 i think people don't understand the fragile situation that the greens were in at the end of the dance and how keeping aegon iii unharmed was key to appeasing the team black supporters
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HI REN 🎶
By Artist Ren.
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Hi there Ren
Its been a little while,
Did you miss me?
You thought you'd buried me, didn't you? Risky...
Because I always come back
Deep down you know that...
Deep down you know I'm always in periphery
Ren aren't you pleased to see me?
It's been weeks since we spoke bro, you know you need me
You're the sheep, I'm the shepherd
Not your place to lead me
Not your place to be biting off the hand that feeds me
Hi Ren
I've been taking some time to be distant
I've been taking some time to be still
I've been taking some time to be by myself
Since my therapist told me I'm ill
I've been making some progress lately,
And I've learnt some new coping skills
So I haven't really needed you much man
I think we need to just step back and chill
Ren, you sound more insane than I do
You think that those doctors are really there to guide you?
Been through this a million times
Your civilian mind is so perfect at always being lied to
Okay, take another pill boy
Drown yourself in the sound of white noise
Follow this 10 step program, rejoice!
All your problems will be gone! Fucking dumb boy
Nah mate, this time it's different man trust me
I feel like things might be falling in place
And my music's been kinda doing bits too
Like I actually might do something great
And when I'm gone maybe I'll be remembered
For doing something special with myself
That's why I don't think that we should talk man
Cause when your with me it never seems to help
You think that you can amputate me?
I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we
We are one, split in two that makes one so you see
You got to kill you if you wanna kill me.
I'm not left over dinner, I'm not scraps on the side,
Oh your music is thriving? Delusional guy!
Where's your top ten hit? Where's your interview with Oprah?
Where are your grammies Ren?
Nowhere!
Yeah but, my music's not commercial like that
I never chased numbers, statistics or stats
I Never write hooks for the radio, they never even play me
So why would I concern myself with that?
But my music is really connecting,
And the people who find it respect it,
And for me that's enough 'cause this life's been tough
So it gives me a purpose I can rest in
Man you sound so pretentious!
Ren your music is so self centred,
No one wants to hear another song about
How much you hate yourself... trust me
You should be so lucky having me inside you to guide you,
Remind you to manage expectations,
Provide you perspective, that thing you neglected, I get it
You wana be a big deal... Next jimi hendrix? forget it
Man it's not like that
Man it's just like that I'm inside you you twat
Nah it's not man your wrong, when I write I belong
Let me break the fourth wall by acknowledging this song
Ren sits down,
Has a stroke of genius,
He wants to write a song that was not done previous
A battle with his subconscious...
Eminem did it
Played on guitar
Plan B did it
Man your not original you criminal, rip off artist,
The pinnacle of your success is stealing other people's material
Ren mate we've heard it all before
Ohh "she sell sea shells on the sea shore"
Fuck you I don't need you, I don't need to hear this,
Cause I'm fine by myself, I'm a genius!
And I will be great, and I will make waves
And I'll shake up the whole world beneath us
That's right speak your truth,
Your fucking god complex leaks out of you
It's refreshing to actually hear you say it!
In stead of down play it...
"Oh the music Is all about the creative process
And if people can find something to relate to
Within that then that's just a bonus"
Fuck you ima fucking kill you Ren
Well fucking kill me then
Let's fucking have you Ren
I'm a do it, watch me prove it, who are you to doubt my music?
'Cause I call the shots I choose if you die
Yeah I call the shots and so i who choose who survives
I'll tie you up in knots then I'll lock you inside
News flash...
I was created at the dawn of creation,
I am temptation
I am the snake in Eden,
I am the reason for treason
Beheading all Kings,
I am sin with no rhyme or reason,
Sun of the morning, Lucifer,
Antichrist, father of lies,
Mestophilies,
Truth in a blender,
Deceitful pretender,
The Banished avenger,
The righteous surrender
When standing in-front of my solar eclipse,
My name it is stitched to your lips so see
I won't bow to the will of a mortal, feeble and normal
You wana kill me? I'm enteral, immortal
I live in every decision that catalysed chaos
That causes division
I live inside death, the beginning of ends
I am you, you are me, I am you Ren
Hi Ren... I've been taking some time to be distant,
I've been taking some time to be still
I've been taking some time to be by myself
And I've spent half my life ill
But just as sure as the tide start turning
Just as sure as the night has dawn
Just as sure as rain fall soon runs dry
When you stand in the eye of the storm
I was made to be tested and twisted
I was made to be broken and beat
And you know me my will is eternal
And you know me you've met Me before
Face to with a beast I will rise from the east
And I'll settle on the ocean floor
And I go by many names also
Some people know me as hope
Some people know me as the voice that you hear
When u loosen the noose on the rope
And you know how I know how I know that I'll prosper?
Because I stand here beside you today
I have stood in the flames that cremated my brain
And I didn't once flinch or shake
So cower at the man I've become
When I sing from the top of my lungs
That I won't retire I'll stand in your fire
Inspire the weak to be strong
And when I am gone I will rise
In the music that I left behind
Ferocious persistent, immortal like you
We're a coin with two different sides
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hi! me again! can I ask for the new yan alphabet with season 1 fwhip? ty! - 🌠
Yes yes!!!
Yandere alphabet
Count fWhip
Season 1
⚠️Warnings⚠️
Overprotective
Going insane
Possessiveness
Yandere behavior
Exploding someone's house
Please let me know if I miss anything
A=Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
fWhip is extremely affection to you, He's so loving and caring but there's a dark side to that he gets so worried for your safety that kind of treats you like a baby.
fWhip can be a delusional and sometimes act like you two are such a cute couple but in reality it's like hell!!!
"You will stay with me forever and forever!"
B=Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
fWhip uses TNT to get rid of the other empires if they get close to you or even touch you.😍
This is a little notes saying to not get near to his darling.
He might start a war between the other Empire after all they were going away between you and him
"How made TNT should be in scott's house?"
C=Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
NO NO NO!
He will never mocking!!
D=Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
You can't do anything without him.
He will be literally glued to you 24/7!
You mostly do the work for you but sometimes watch you!!
it's a little bit creepy...
E=Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
fWhip is bit of a delusional man, he thinks your just shy around him.
"Aww, You're so cute when you move around your chains."
F=Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
fWhip will be sad and confuse.
Why are you yelling at him?
Why are you fighting back
do you not love him no more?
Does he have to put more change on your body?
"Please, don't leave me here alone."
G=Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
This is not games to him he hates it, when you leave him.
You're supposed to stay here forever!
"Why do you keep escape from me?"
H=Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
You know that he works with gunpowder and TNT?
Well let's just say he will never let you touch TNT or even gunpowder or even your sword
So if you ever touch something that is like a weapon or something that can hurt you.
let's just say this man will literally freak out, mumble a lot and go insane.
He's just worried that you make it hurt that's all..
I=Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
Maybe go somewhere else far away from the other empires, he will also love for you to meet his sister. 🤩
J=Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Outside he looks so happy and friendly but in the inside when you're around other people who isn't him he gets really jealous.
K=Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
He loves to hangout with you, Even prank someone the empires with you.
He's always worrying about you.
You're just so fragile.
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
L=Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
There's two ways
He can prank you, who just used pranks so he can approach you and get yelled at you.
You can just give you food if you're a new Empire and you don't have a kingdom yet, he will gladly give you some food
M=Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
He's the same as he is but with you he gets worried, concern, sometimes a little bit overprotected if you're not nearby him.
N=Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
WHAT? HE WILL NEVER PUNISH YOU ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!
Well he might scare you by using TNT but he doesn't really mean it..
"You think I'm going to hurt you? I will never do that to you, I love you so much!"
O=Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
This man will not give you space!
He will be glued on to you 24/7. Even if you try to explain to him, That you need some space to literally ignore that and just be with you.
P=Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
He is not really patience, But he will try to be patience for you.
Q=Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
NO YOU CAN LEAVE HIM!
PLEASE STAY WITH HIM!
HE NEED YOU!
He will go insane if you die or Leave.
R=Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
He might feel a little bit guilty but that guiltyness will go away soon.
"Is it normal to kidnap someone you love so much?"
S=Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
It's probably when the moment his sister was struck by ice from scott.
He might be very overprotect to you after that incident.
T=Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! DID HE SACRED YOU??
PLEASE DON'T CRY!! HE WILL GIVE YOU TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!
U=Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
he will be the same as a classic Yandere.
V=Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
Showing affection to him, any sign of affection means that you love him right.
This is a perfect way to escaped.
W=Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
WHAT NO!!
Well to other Empire he would.
But to you hell no!!
X=Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
You're just an ally to him, that's all.
Y=Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Maybe 3 week?
Or less..
Z=Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
WHAT NO!!
I'm sorry but this is a little bit bad
And sorry for keeping this a little bit long
I haven't been myself since I have anxiety.
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#yandere male#yandere alphabet#yandere empire smp#yandere fwhip#yandere count fWhip#season1#tw yandere
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