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Allieee help I've been researching tennis to build my MC better and now I'm invested this is all your fault >:(
Also, curious: what does the tennis ROs play style look like, like who IRL is the closest to their play style?
First anon: you're the absolute cutest, and I take full and gleeful responsibility.
Second anon: hehe, the french open!! bumping this up because the French open will no longer be in full swing and I wanted to add a side-fangirl squee about Nadal.
Edit: OK so it took me so long that the French open is now over and MY BAE Rafa has done it again ((and whattt a trip that was)). Not even gonna put a spoiler alert because anyone whoโs interested shouldโve found this out by now.ย
Take another obligatory Rafa pic as celebration, because belated Rafa Nadal gushing is apparently part of my brand now. Cheers!ย
(P.S. I put the answer after the cut because I expect this level of tennis nerding out might not be for the average joe. feel free to share your theories as well!)
Rayyan is modelled after Nadal - single-track-mind determination, power and grit,ย aggressive topspin shots from the baseline. Most of all, Rayyan resembles Nadal in that they are both absurdly resilient, both physically and mentally. Both love the clay surface most, because they can pound ball after ball at their opponents in a brutal, punishing rally, and showcase their surprising ability to stay in the game, against all odds.ย
Tobin is modelled after Federer - an all-court player with unmatchable grace, finesse, and fluid versatility. I thought it'd be fun for the current no. 1 and no. 2 on the Cargill team to have this cool Nadal-Federer dynamic. Tobin is more-or-less solid on every surface, but like Federer, they do best on grass - with the ballโs slightly more unpredictable bounce, theyโre able to hit beautiful winners with staggering variety.ย
Sam - Trick shot master, known for their creative showmanship and ability to work a crowd. But beneath their love for improvisation and joking around, thereโs substance that people often donโt give them enough credit for. First, thereโs the pure racket-wizardry and reflexes (not to mention imaginativeness) that characterises their playing style. Then, (and this one runs deeper) thereโs a resilience and stoicism that comes with knowing that life can - and will - throw anything at you, and adapting to it is all one can do. And so, where other players would rage and throw their rackets, Sam would simply take it as it is, and crack a joke. ย Someone similar would be Mansour Bahrami, for reasons I touched on briefly here :)ย
Deepal, Max, Akimiย - Counterpunchers, though Deepal is extremely fast and hence able to use their speed as an offensive weapon, similar to Gaรซl Monfils, maybe? Akimi is on the extreme end of the defensive spectrum, while Max is generally more unpredictable and leans more towards being a junk-baller - often slipping in a silly shot here or there (or perhaps has simply not grown into a rigid style yet). Both are more similar to Caroline Wozniacki/Chris Evert perhaps (sometimes the latter was described as aย โhuman backboardโ). All of them generally prefer clay surfaces, because clay is a little more forgiving, allowing them to drag out the rallies and wear their opponents down (or slide to the ball for unbelievable gets, in Deepalโs case).ย
Emerson, Blakeย - Emerson is a serve and volleyer, very quick to the net, aggressive and eager to end the point early. Sharp reflexes, superb in the air, with sharp smashes and dropshots. There arenโt many pure serve-and-volleyers left in the modern game, but Serena Williams has a similarly powerful serve and usually starts dominating the rally right from the get-go. John McEnroe isย another example I guess! Blake is also a serve-and-volleyer, but a far less successful one, with a HUGE serve and good net skills, but not much else to back it up - sometimes, they get caught in front and struggle with passing shots (could be a better player if they had better judgment on when to rush the net).ย
Jacks, Lee - Like Tobin, Jacks is an all-court player with relatively well-rounded strengths, but Tobin plays slightly more aggressively, and is more likely to go for winners using their tactics and racket technique, while Jacks prefers to slowly build up a winning position and construct defensive-to-offensive transitions. Pretty functional on all surfaces. Iโd say Tommy Haasย might be the closest match, especially because Tommy is also considered one of theย โbest players to have never won a grand slamโ, which seems to encapsulate the difference between Jacks and Tobin (at least right now). Similarly, Lee is a well-rounded player with a natural athleticism and sharp tactics. Theyโre good at reading people, but because their time is stretched too thin as it is (theyโre in about three different clubs), theyโve never had much ability to focus solely on tennis.
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things that happened in the nhl today (that iโm aware of) (tuesday, november 28)
1. racist rapist team (bl*ckhawks) are covering up yet another scandal over corey perry. he's on waivers with the purpose of contract termination. the gm said it didn't involve anything with players/their families. reporters are more mad about this than they've ever been on much more pressing issues (team canada, sa coverups, etc)
2. anthony beauvillier traded to the racist rapists in exchange for a fifth round pick in the 2024 draft. the girlies are not taking this well.
3. p*trick k*ne signed with the red wings, which elated everyone (i don't follow any red wings fans so i didn't see any of their reactions) (sorry about y'all's lives)
4. mitch marner got hit in the face with a puck and played the rest of the game with a cage
5. sam bennet and max domi threw hands, bennet destroyed domi, domi shook his hair with his hands probably to make fun of bennet for being bald
6. tz and dixie breakup rumors on the same day that alex killorn confirmed that they were dating on spittin chiclets on their new episode
7. john marino cut his hair and iโm pretty sure dawson mercer did too
8. zack macewen on the senators got fined $2,018.23, the max allowed by the cba for unsportsmanlike misconduct against matthew tkachuk last night (utter bullshit imo. he literally attacked him)
9. lian bichel (texas stars player, ahl affiliate of the dallas stars) decided to exercise his right to return to sweeden
10. radko gudas day-to-day with a lower-body injury (this is not good for the ducks)
11. devils made a sick third period comeback from being down 4-2. brenden smith threw hands with anders lee. lee left bloody. then with 22.1 seconds left in the fourth, curtis lazar scored and they won 5-4
12. the leafs and the panthers went into a shootout. three rounds wasn't enough, so they went into a fifth. the panthers' evan rodrigues scored, so the panthers went off to the locker room. upon review, the goal was waved off because it was a rebound goal and players are not allowed to double tap during a shootout. the panthers had to be called back out for a sixth round and the leafs' noah gregor won the game
13. oilers and vgk also went into a shootout. oilers won it in three. the oilers played against vgk in round two of the playoffs last season, and the leafs played against the panthers in round two of the playoffs. this means that both teams that got eliminated in round two won in a shootout tonight against the team that knocked them out
and the night isn't over!
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Lily James and Sebastian Stan Reportedly Cast in Secrets & Wives
Lily James and Sebastian Stan have reportedly joined the cast of Focus Featuresโ period film โSecrets & Wives.โ The movie, helmed by Carly Wray, is scheduled to start shooting in Atlanta, Georgia, and Vancouver, British Columbia, on an undisclosed date. The film, set in the 1980s rural Washington state, revolves around a single working mother named Sherry, who is swept off her feet by a charismatic, larger-than-life outsider named Martin Lewis. They run off and get married, only for hell to break loose. Sherryโs life gets turned upside down when itโs revealed that Martin is a married ex-gangster.
Lily and Stan are expected to play Sherry and Martin respectively. The two performers previously worked together for Huluโs biographical series โPam & Tommy,โ in which Lily plays actress and model Pamela Anderson and Stan portrays musician Tommy Lee.
Lily recently completed the filming of Sam Worthington and Riz Ahmed-starrer โRelayโ and Joseph Gordon-Levitt-starrer โProvidence.โ Her upcoming release โThe Iron Claw,โ starring Zac Efron and โThe Bearโ fame Jeremy Allen White, is scheduled to be released on December 22, 2023. Her recent credits include Josephine Esperanto in โFinally Dawn,โ Zoe Stevenson in โWhatโs Love Got to Do with It?โ Linda Radlett in โThe Pursuit of Love,โ and Ellie Appleton in โYesterday.โ
Stan recently concluded the filming of โA Different Man,โ in which he stars alongside Renate Reinsve. He is also a part of the cast of Marvel Studiosโ โThunderbolts.โ His recent credits include Vlad Tenev in โDumb Money,โ God in โGhosted,โ Max in โSharper,โ Steve in โFresh,โ Nick Fowler in โThe 355,โ and Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier in โThe Falcon and the Winter Soldier.โ
Although the exact dates of the filming are yet to be announced, we can expect the same to begin after the conclusion of the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike. Atlanta, known as the Hollywood East, is home to several production facilities and natural attractions. The city previously hosted the production of several famed projects, including โThe Walking Dead,โ โStranger Things,โ โCobra Kai,โ โOzark,โ โGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3,โ etc. Vancouver AKA Hollywood North, on the other hand, is a significant filming location of โVirgin River,โ โSupernatural,โ โCriminal Minds,โ โThe Last of Us,โ and โFear the Walking Dead.โ
Wray, who is at the helm, also penned the screenplay. The screenwriter wrote several acclaimed episodes of AMCโs drama series โMad Men.โ She also co-wrote and co-executive produced HBOโs superhero series โWatchmenโ and Maxโs dystopian series โDMZ.โ Her other credits include โWestworld,โ โMindhunter,โ โThe Leftovers,โ โThe Bastard Executioner,โ and โConstantine.โ
Berlanti/Schechter Films, New Leaf Literary & Media, and Truly*Adventurous team up with Focus Features for the production of the film. Greg Berlanti, Sarah Schechter, Michael McGrath, Pouya Shahbazian, Matthew Pearl, and Greg Nichols are the producers.
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I found this IF and have fallen in love <3! Those matches get me itching to pick up my racket again! Quick question, what are the characters' favorite drills? I know mine has always been the bouncing ball one.
Rayyan likes being fed balls to the baseline (left or right) and just pounding them back. Gets them in a flow state (and helps them vent a bit of frustration/keeps them sane).
Tobin likes condition games (where you play a game with a teammate), the mix of pitting their skills against someone in a friendly, dynamic, mentally stimulating way is very appealing (not to mention its endless variety). Otherwise, complicated partner drills with fun coordination patterns are a close second.
Sam enjoys doing sliced drop drills, something about way it bounces back towards the net--it's one of their favorite shots to play anyway, cause they love the reaction it elicits, so it makes sense they'd want to perfect it. They also like new drills, anything they haven't seen before.
All other teammates below the cut.
Deepal likes anything that doesn't take too much energy (lazy) and allows them to chat a lot. Watching matches together or discussing doubles strategy is an example. Otherwise, they also secretly enjoy doing drills where you sprint up and down the court, cause they're good at it.
Jacks likes working on their weaknesses, so probably something like volley smashing maybe. They're a small person without bloodlust, so volley smashes are definitely not within their comfort zone.
Emerson LOVES serving, partially why they became a Serve and Volley player in the first place. As a kid, you could give them a basket of balls and chuck them in a court and they'd keep themselves entertained for hours.
Max likes lob drills, mostly because they really really depend on a good lob to get them out of trouble in the game. It's their crutch and their salvation and definitely their safe place.
Akimi likes set patterned drills (e.g. drop, crosscourt groundstroke, down the line shot) because the structure let's them focus on the technique of every shot/movement.
Lee likes hitting against a tennis wall, reminds them of their childhood and going down to the "wall" in their neighbourhood with their elder brothers.
Blake likes going to the gym/strength exercises and probably could've been a weightlifter if they didn't show so much initial promise with a racket in their youth.
Bonus: Coach Sy's fave drill is conditioned games, and Coach Jones's is a volley + run back to the baseline to get a retrieve/passing shot drill.
I think that's everyone? :)
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Marvel: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Alexei Shostakov, Peter Parker, Victor Creed, Deacon Frost, Peter Quinn, Frank Castle, Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson, Bruce Banner, Brock Rumlow, Nathan Summers, Eddie Brock, Cletus Kasady, Otto Octavius
DC Universe: Bruce Wayne, Harvey Bullock, Jim Gordon, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Jonathan Crane, Clark Kent, Arthur Curry
Stranger Things: James Hopper, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers
Stargate Atlantis: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Ronan Dex, Carson Beckett
Sons of Anarchy: Jackson โJaxโ Teller, Harry โOpieโ Winston, Filip โChibsโ Telford, Juan Carlos โJuiceโ Ortiz, Lincoln Potter, Galen O'Shay
The Walking Dead: Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh, Negan Smith
What We Do in the Shadows: Nandor the Relentless, Guillermo de la Cruz, Laszlo Cravensworth
Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield
Ted Lasso: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent
Good Omens: Gabriel, Aziraphale, Crowley
Video Games: Connor RK800, CaptainJonathan Price, Simon Ghost Riley, Sniper
Movies: Finn Brody (Godzilla), Raleigh Becket (Pacific Rim), Terry Malone (Black and Blue), Abe Guevara (Point Blank), Bobby OโNeill (The Hitmanโs Wifeโs Bodyguard), Guy Clifton (The Crash), Roy Pulver (Boss Level), Sloan (Into the Ashes) Braxton Wolff (The Accountant), Ethan Sawyer (Those Who Wish Me Dead), Bradley James (Grudge Match), Sam Rossi (Sweet Virginia), Mr. McCarthy (Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl), Grady Travis (Fury), Griff (Baby Driver), Adam Frawley (The Town), Buddy (Baby Driver), Clyde Brenek (The Posession), Patrick Sullivan (The Accidental Husband), Harvey Russell (Rampage), Jude Fisher (Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding), Luke Vaughn (Heist), Franklin Clay (The Losers), Max (The Resident), Nicomund the Red/Santa Claus (Violent Night), Doug Dennison (Sleepless), Frank Masters (The Equalizer), Hellboy (2019), Alex Baldr (Max Payne), Matt Graver (Sicario), Douglas Hunsiker (The Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Steve Emmett (Boa vs Python), Joe Braven (Braven), Lee Christmas (The Expendables), Deckard Shaw (Fast & Furious)
Musicals: Jack Kelly (Newsies), Dewey Finn (School of Rock), Hades (Hadestown)
Tv shows: Ike Evans (Magic City), Jason Crouse (The Good Wife), John Winchester (Supernatural), Mason Baldwin (Elementary), Colton Fisk (The Equalizer), Kevin Tidwell (Life), Declan Murphy (Law & Order: SVU), Eugene McGillicutty (Royal Pains), Chuck Martin (ER), Dickie Flood (Th Practice), Malcolm Bright (Prodigal Son)
Tolkien: Boromir, Faramir, Eomer
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Hello could I request grambles voice line when you ask if he wants to participate in flooftys experiment please
I already posted it, alongside the rest of the castโs lines! Itโs the fourth clip that plays.
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Thank goodness for Taron Egerton (and John) because how else would ever know what's going on with Edward Holcroft. This long absence - has he fallen into the sea? Got lost in the forest? We'd never know if it weren't for these random IG stories of Taron (and John) of Ed.
Where is Edward now? Who knows. What is known is that he won't be seen in FX's adaptation of NEVER LET ME GO because the project has been scrapped. So yes, another Holcroft Hiatus is in the offing.
I must admit I didn't really belive that Ed Holcroft account was legit but I was wrong.
Another missing KINGSMAN star is Colin Firth. Colin has been busy in the past couple of years with back-to-back projects (MOTHERING SUNDAY, EMPIRE OF LIGHT, THE STAIRCASE) and he even pops up in the romantic-comedy RYE LANE (currently in theaters in the UK, streaming on Hulu in the U.S). But he has nothing currently lined up according to IMDB - even the action-comedy NEW YORK WILL EAT YOU that he was attached to in 2020 is not listed.
-Now someone who will not stop working is Taron Egerton and I, for one, am happy for that.
He can currently be seen in the excellent AppleTV+'s film TETRIS produced by Matthew Vaughn's MARV Films.
Taron and costar Nikita Efremov are so great.
Taron has CARRY ON in post-production and is doing a three-peater with AppleTV+ by reteaming with the streamer and his BLACK BIRD creator Dennis Lehane for FIREBUG (which Egerton will also serve as executive producer).
What is it about?: "Written by Lehane and inspired by true events, Firebug will follow a troubled detective and an enigmatic arson investigator (played by Rocketman star Egerton) as they pursue the trails of two serial arsonists."
Taron has donned his producer hat by acquiring the screen rights to Josh Silver's debut novel, the LGBTQ+ psychological thriller, "HappyHead". So far he has no plans to act in the project.
When Taron isn't working he's gassing people up, like his ROCKETMAN costar Kit Connor .
KINGSMAN ROLL CALL
-Mark Strong is another one who doesn't rest on his laurels. He can be currently seen on Netflix's MURDER MYSTERY 2 starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston.
He also has 8 projects in various stages of production including the upcoming HBO Max series DUNE: THE SISTHERHOOD. But with the constant changes at WB/Disco(very) and the series director and one of the leads, Shirley Henderson, exiting the project, who Is to say that the series will ever happen.
Taron and Mark at a BAFTA party.
-Another KINGSMAN alum with 8 projects in various stages of production is Samuel L. Jackson. One of them being the upcoming DISNEY+ series SECRET INVASION.
He also has the Matthew Vaughn directed ARGYLLE starring Henry Cavill, Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell and DAMAGED starring the always intriguing Vincent Cassel
-Not a BAFTA party but Vanity Fair Oscar party, Sofia Boutella bumped into her former boss Madonna and her fellow former back-up dancers to Madge.
Boutella can be currently seen in Steven Knight's ROGUE HEROES and she will be in Zack Snyder's upcoming REBEL MOON.
-Sophia Cookson was recently seen in ITV's mini- THE CONFESSIONS of FRANNIE LANGTON and will be seen soon in Lee Tamahori's (ONCE WERE WARRIORS), EMPEROR in the lead role. The film also stars Adrien Brody and Bill Skarsgรฅrd. She also has STOCKHOLM BLOODBATH coming up.
Set pictures of Sophie and her little one.
Sophie's partner Stephen Campbell-Moore shares a daughter with ex-wife Claire Foy.
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LรGENDES DU JAZZ
FREDDIE HUBBARD, UN GรNIE MรCONNU
โโFrom the moment he played one note, you knew that was Freddie Hubbard. So he had a sound that was distinctive as Miles Davis, as Louis Armstrong, as Clifford Brown. I mean, heโs one of those trumpet players. Heโs also an extraordinary powerful player - great stamina, great range. He swung very hard, was a beautiful ballad player {...}. He was quite a musician.โโ
- Stanley Crouch
Nรฉ le 7 avril 1938 ร Indianapolis en Indiana, Freddie Hubbard a commencรฉ sa carriรจre musicale comme membre du groupe du Arsenal Technical High School ร Indianapolis, oรน il a apprisย ร jouer du tuba, du cor franรงais et du mellaphone (une sorte de trompette), avant de fixer son choix sur la trompette et le flugelhorn. Freddie avait รฉtรฉ initiรฉ au jazz par son frรจre Earmon Jr., un pianiste qui รฉtait un grand admirateur de Bud Powell.
Aprรจs avoir constatรฉ son grand talent, le trompettiste Lee Katzman, qui avait jouรฉ dans lโorchestre de Stan Kenton, lui avait conseillรฉ dโaller รฉtudier au Arthur Jordan Conservatory of Music (devenu de nos jours le Jordan College of the Arts de lโUniversitรฉ Butler) avec Max Woodbury, le trompettiste principal de lโIndianapolis Symphony Orchestra. ร lโadolescence, Hubbard avait participรฉย ร sa premiรจre session dโenregistrement en accompagnant les frรจres Wes et Montgomery. Il avait aussi collaborรฉ avec le bassiste Larry Ridley et le saxophoniste James Spaulding. ร la mรชme รฉpoque oรน Hubbard participait ร son premier enregistrement avec les frรจres Montgomery, il avait fondรฉ un premier groupe nommรฉ โโThe Jazz Contemporariesโโ avec le bassiste Larry Ridley, le saxophoniste et flutiste James Spaulding, le pianiste Walt Miller et le batteur Paul Parker. Le groupe se produisait souvent au Georgeโs Bar, un club trรจs populaire sur lโIndiana Avenue.
UNE ASCENSION RAPIDE
En 1958, ร lโรขge de vingt ans, Hubbard sโรฉtait installรฉย ร New York. Hubbard avait connu un succรจs instantanรฉ en accompagnant les meilleurs musiciens de jazz de lโรฉpoque, dont Philly Joe Jones, Sonny Rollins, Slide Hampton, Eric Dolphy, J.J. Johnson et Quincy Jones. ร la mรชme pรฉriode, Hubbard avait aussi partagรฉ un appartement avec le multi-insrumentiste Eric Dolphy.
Sur la recommandation de Miles Davis, Hubbard avait signรฉ un contrat avec Blue Noteย avec qui il avait ย enregistrรฉย son premier album comme leader en novembre 1960, intitulรฉ โโOpen Sesame.โโ Participaient ร lโenregistrement le saxophoniste Tina Brooks, le pianiste McCoy Tyner, le bassiste Sam Jones et le batteur Clifford Jarvis. Six jours plus tard, Hubbard avait renvoyรฉ lโascenseur ร Brooks en collaborant ร son album True Blue. En lโespace dโun an, Hubbard avait enregistrรฉย deux autres albums, โโGoing Upโโ, avec McCoy Tyner et Hank Mobley, ainsi que โโHub Capโโ, avec Julian Priester et Jimmy Heath.
Aprรจs avoir entendu Hubbard jouer avec le trompettiste Don Cherry, le saxophoniste Ornette Coleman lโavait invitรฉ ร participer ร son album โโFree Jazz.โโ En 1960-1961, Hubbard sโรฉtait รฉgalement joint ร Quincy Jones dans le cadre dโune tournรฉe en Europe. Il avait aussi travaillรฉ avec le batteur Max Roach.
En mai 1961, Hubbard avait collaborรฉ avec John Coltrane sur son dernier enregistrement pour Atlantic, intitulรฉ โโOlรฉ Coltraneโโ. Avec Eric Dolphy et Art Davis, Hubbard avait aussi รฉtรฉ invitรฉ ร participer au premier album de Coltrane pourย Impulse, intitulรฉ โโAfrica-Brass.โโ En aoรปt 1961, Hubbard avait enregistrรฉย โโReady for Freddyโโ, sa premiรจre collaboration avec le saxophoniste Wayne Shorter, qui est considรฉrรฉ comme un des sommets de sa carriรจre. ร la fin de la mรชme annรฉe, Hubbard รฉtait devenu un partenaire rรฉgulier de Shorter lorsquโil avait remplacรฉ Lee Morgan avec les Jazz Messengers dโArt Blakey. Hubbard avait enregistrรฉ plus de dix albums live et en studio avec Blakey durant la pรฉriode la plus productive du groupe. Les annรฉes 1960 avaient aussi รฉtรฉ une pรฉriode faste pour Hubbard, qui avait enregistrรฉย huit albums comme leader pour Blue Note, et plus dโune vingtaine comme membre dโautres formations. Hubbard รฉtait demeurรฉ avec Blakey jusquโen 1966, alors quโil avait dรฉcidรฉย de former lโun des nombreux petits groupes sous son nom. Faisaient รฉgalement partie de la formation son ancien associรฉ de Blue Note, James Spaulding, le pianiste Kenny Barron et le batteur Louis Hayes. Le groupe avait enregistrรฉ avec Atlantic.
Cโest ร cette รฉpoque que Hubbard avait commencรฉ ร se libรฉrer des influences de Clifford ย Brown et de Lee Morgan et ร dรฉvelopper son propre son. Il avait aussi remportรฉ le prix du meilleur trompettiste de jazz dรฉcernรฉ par le magazine DownBeat.
Pendant les annรฉes 1960, Hubbard avait aussi participรฉ comme accompagnateur aux plus importants albums de lโรฉpoque, dont โโThe Blues and Abstract Truthโโ dโOliver Nelson, โโOut of Lunch!โโ dโEric Dolphy, โโMaiden Voyageโโ dโHerbie Hancock, et โโSpeak No Evilโโ de Wayne Shorter. Mรชme sโil nโavait pas ouvertement adoptรฉ le free jazz, Hubbard avait participรฉ ร deux de ses albums-pharesย : โโFree Jazzโโ dโOrnette Coleman et โโAscensionโโ de John Coltrane, en plus de collaborer ร lโenregistrement dโune des compositions les plus avant-gardistes de Sonny Rollins, intitulรฉe โโEast Broadway Run Downโโ (tirรฉe deย lโalbum du mรชme nom), avec Elvin Jones et Jimmy Garrison, deux membres du cรฉlรจbre quartet de John Coltrane.
โโI donโt know how I met all these peopleโโ, avait plus tard expliquรฉ Hubbard. โโBut a lot of them came to get me, too. They sought me out because they saw I wanted to experiment, and during that period, I was changing my style of the trumpet. I was trying to play the trumpet like a saxophone.โโ
Le style de Hubbard avait changรฉ aprรจs quโil se soit รฉtabli ร Hollywood dans les annรฉes 1970. En Californie, les trompettistes jouaient un rรดle plus effacรฉ et plus discret, et Hubbard avait dรป sโadapter. Il racontaitย : โโYou know, lifestyle out there is different from mine than in New York. I was in the Hollywood Hills, above the Bowl. I could look at the ocean on this side. I can hear the concerts free at the Bowl. And I had a big swimming pool. I had parties all the time, and the trumpet just was in the corner a lot of the time, when it should have been on my lips.โโ
Hubbard avait connu son plus grand succรจs commercial dans les annรฉes 1970 lorsquโil avait participรฉ ร une sรฉrie dโalbums pour la compagnie CTI Recordsย de Creed Taylor, ce qui lui avait permis dโรฉclipser Stanley Turrentine, Hubert Laws et mรชme George Benson. Mรชme si ses premiers disques des annรฉes 1970, โโRed Clayโโ, โโFirst Lightโโ (qui avait remportรฉ un prix Grammy en 1972 comme meilleure performance instrumentale par un artiste de jazz) et โโSky Diveโโ avaient รฉtรฉ plutรดt bien reรงus et รฉtaient considรฉrรฉs comme ses meilleurs, les albums que Hubbard avait enregistrรฉsย plus tard (il avait mรชme flirtรฉ avec le jazz-fusion en collaborant avec Red Clay dans le cadre de lโenregistrement des albums โโStraight Lifeโโ, โโSky Diveโโ et โโFirst Lightโโ) avaient รฉtรฉ critiquรฉs en raison de leur approche trop commerciale. Lโalbum โโFirst Lightโโ mettait en vedette les pianistes Herbie Hancock et Richard Wyands, les guitaristes Eric Gale et George Benson, le contrebassiste Ron Carter, le batteur Jack DeJohnette et le percussionniste Airto Moreira. En 1994, Hubbard avait renouรฉ avec la chanteuse et compositrice Catherine Whitney, qui avait รฉgalement collaborรฉ ร lโalbum โโFirst Light.โโ
Aprรจs avoir signรฉ avec Columbia, en 1977, Hubbard sโรฉtait jointย au groupe tout-รฉtoile V.S.O.P., aux cรดtรฉs dโHerbie Hancock, de Tony Williams, de Ron Carter et de Wayne Shorter. Tous les membres du groupe ร lโexception dโHubbard avaient fait partie du quintet de Miles Davis au milieu des annรฉes 1960. Plusieurs des enregistrements en concert du groupe avaient รฉtรฉ publiรฉs plus tard. En 1978, Hubbard avait รฉgalement collaborรฉ ร la piรจce โโZanzibarโโ du chanteur Billy Joel. La piรจce รฉtait tirรฉe de lโalbum โโ52nd Streetโโ qui avait remportรฉย un prix Grammy lโannรฉe suivante comme meilleur disque de jazz.
PROBLรMES DE SANTร ET DรCรS
Dans les annรฉes 1980, Hubbard avait fondรฉ un nouveau groupe, cette fois avec Billy Childs et Larry Klein. Accueilli chaleureusement par la critique, le groupe avait prรฉsentรฉ plusieurs concerts aux รtats-Unis et en Europe, souvent en compagnie du saxophoniste tรฉnor Joe Henderson, avec un rรฉpertoire composรฉ de piรจces de hard bop et de jazz modal. Hubbard sโรฉtait รฉgalement produit au festival de jazz de Monterey en 1980 et en 1989 (cette fois avec le vibraphoniste Bobby Hutcherson). Avec Woody Shaw, Hubbard avait enregistrรฉย deux albums pour Blue Note. Les deux hommes ont aussi jouรฉ en concert en duo de 1985 ร 1987. Toujours en 1987, Hubbard avait co-dirigรฉย lโenregistrement de lโalbum โโStardustโโย avec Buddy Golson.ย Lโannรฉe suivante, Hubbard avait de nouveau รฉquipe fait avec Art Blakey ร lโoccasion dโun concert en Hollande, ce qui avait donnรฉย lieu ร lโenregistrement de lโalbum โโFree the Wind.โโ La mรชme annรฉe, Hubbard avait jouรฉ des solos de flugelhorn et de trompette sur deux piรจces de lโalbum โโReg Strikes Backโโย dโElton John.ย En 1990, Hubbard avait fait une apparition au Japon dans le cadre dโun concert mettant en vedette le batteur Elvin Jones, le saxophoniste Sonny Fortune, les pianistes George Duke et Benny Green, les contrebassistes Ron Carter et Rufus Reid, et la chanteuse Salena Jones. Hubbard a รฉgalementย jouรฉย au festival de jazz de Varsovie, dans le cadre dโune performance qui avait รฉtรฉ immortalisรฉe sur lโalbum โโLive at the the Warsaw Jazz Festivalโโ, publiรฉ en 1992 par les disquesย Jazzmen.
Au dรฉbut des annรฉes 1990, Hubbard, qui รฉtait dรฉterminรฉ ร recommencer ร jouer ce quโil qualifiait de โโvrai jazzโโ, sโรฉtait installรฉย ร Philadelphie et avait contribuรฉย ร lโรฉmergence de nouveaux talents en intรฉgrant ร sa nouvelle formation le contrebassiste Christian McBride, le saxophoniste Javon Jackson, le batteur Carl Allen et le pianiste Benny Green. Hubbard a รฉgalement collaborรฉ avec le New Jazz Composers Octet, avec lequel il avait jouรฉย et enregistrรฉย un album collectif dirigรฉ par le trompettiste David Weiss.
En dรฉpit de plusieurs problรจmes de santรฉ dont une blessure ร la lรจvre supรฉrieure qui avait dรฉgรฉnรฉrรฉ en infection en 1992, Hubbard avait continuรฉ de jouer et dโenregistrer ร lโoccasion, mรชme sโil nโรฉtait plus au sommet de son art comme il lโavait รฉtรฉ au dรฉbut de sa carriรจre. Dรฉcouragรฉ, Hubbard sโรฉtaitย miaย ร boire et avait contractรฉย un ulcรจre qui avait failli causer sa mort. Hubbard expliquait: โโI started drinking Jack Danielโs to feel good, you know ? Jack Danielโs and Coca Cola. And I had an ulcer. I went over in London and I fell out. Iโve never passed out, but I lost four pints of blood. And the doctor said, โYouโre going o clean up your body, because otherwise youโre looking to go.โ So I said, โWell, Iโm not ready to go, so let me cool out.โโโ
Refusant de se laisser abattre, Hubbard avait contribuรฉ ร garder vivant le flambeau du jazz en contribuant ร des cliniques et ร des rรฉsidences dans de nombreux collรจges amรฉricains.
Incarnation vivante du hard bop, Hubbard avait remportรฉ plusieurs honneurs au cours de sa carriรจre. En 2006, laย National Endowmnent for the Artsย lui avait accordรฉ la plus importante distinction remise ร un musicien de jazzย aux รtats-Unis, le NEA Jazz Masters Award. Au dรฉbut des annรฉes 1970, il avait mรชme supplantรฉ Miles Davis dans les sondages organisรฉs afin de dรฉsigner le meilleur trompettiste du monde du jazz. ย
Freddie Hubbard est mort le 29 dรฉcembre 2008 ร Sherman Oaks, en Californie, ร la suite de complications dues ร une attaque cardiaque survenue le 26 novembre prรฉcรฉdent. Il รฉtait รขgรฉ de soixante-dix ans. Peu avant son dรฉcรจs, Hubbard avait enregistrรฉ un dernier album intitulรฉ โโOn the Real Side.โโ
ร la fin de sa vie, Hubbard avait dรฉveloppรฉ des liens รฉtroits avec la Jazz Foundation of America. Hubbard expliquait: โโWhen I had congestive heart failure and couldn't work, The Jazz Foundation paid my mortgage for several months and saved my home! Thank God for those people." ร la fin de sa vie, la Fondation avait dโailleurs assurรฉ les soins de Hubbard par lโentremise de son fonds dโurgence. Aprรจs sa mort, les hรฉritiers du trompettiste avaient demandรฉ que des dons admissibles pour fins dโimpรดt soient faits en son nom ร la Jazz Foundation of America.
Considรฉrรฉ comme un des trompettistes les plus importants et les plus innovateurs du bop, du hard bop et du post-bop, Freddie Hubbard sโรฉtait progressivement affranchi de lโinfluence de gรฉants comme Miles Davis et Clifford Brown qui avaient รฉtรฉ ses modรจles au dรฉbut de sa carriรจre pour forger sa propre personnalitรฉ musicale. Au cours de sa longue carriรจre, Hubbard a enregistrรฉย plus de cinquante albums sous son nom en plus de collaborer avec les plus importants artistes de jazz de son รฉpoque. Peu aprรจs sa mort en 2008, le magazine Down Beat avait qualifiรฉ Hubbard de โโtrompettiste le plus puissant et prolifiqueโโ de lโhistoire du jazz (il avait enregistrรฉ plus de 300 albums en tout et pour tout, tant comme leader que comme collaborateur). Le critique de jazz Stanley Crouch ย le considรฉrait comme le trompettiste le plus important et le plus original des quarante derniรจres annรฉes. Crouch prรฉcisait: โโFrom the moment he played one note, you knew that was Freddie Hubbard. So he had a sound that was distinctive as Miles Davis, as Louis Armstrong, as Clifford Brown. I mean, heโs one of those trumpet players. Heโs also an extraordinary powerful player - great stamina, great range. He swung very hard, was a beautiful ballad player and seemed to have very few limitations in terms of getting through material, whether the material was very simple material or very complex material. He was quite a musician.โโ
Le trompettiste Wynton Marsalis considรฉrait Hubbard comme une des principales influences. Il expliquait: โโAll the trumpet players in the โ70โs, you can hear Freddie Hubbardโs sound and everything worth playing. Heโs such a phenomenal trumpet player - just the largeness of his sound, the velocity and the swing.โโ
ยฉ-2023-2024, tous droits rรฉservรฉs, Les Productions de lโImaginaire historique
SOURCESย :
โโFreddie Hubbard.โโ Wikipedia, 2022.
โโFreddie Hubbard, Trumpeter born.โโ National Endowment for the Arts, 2022.
VITALE, Tom. โโFreddie Hubbardย : A Jazz Icon Remembered.โโ All Things Considered, 11 aoรปt 2001,
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So the last I heard, the Borderlands movie is releasing this year on August 9th - my birthday.
and like man idk what to tell you, I do not see any way that this movie doesn't end up being dogshit. I almost want to watch it on opening day, despite the thought of this movie making me depressed whenever I think about it.
Everything - from the casting making next to no sense, to the radically different story drafts that have been officially released to describe the plot of the movie over the years, to the NINE YEARS of development hell it's gone through, to Eli Roth directing it, to allegations of a writer undergoing an Alan Smithee-esque alias to separate themselves from the project during reshoots, to Sam Levinson (the guy who made Euphoria and that terrible show starring The Weeknd and Lily-Rose Depp) somehow having his hand in the mess somehow - tells me that this is going to be a huge Hollywood turd. I think the production basically threw as many celebrities as they could get to drum up hype based on name recognition alone - Care Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Jamie Lee Curtis - despite knowing that it's gonna be a massive bomb. And I think it's going to embarrass a lot of those people.
I feel particularly bad for Cate Blanchett, I think her playing a character who's portrayed in the games as a woman in her early twenties to mid-thirties is going to cause a lot of people to focus on her age if they pan the movie - the tabloids have already run stories about her looking old in relation to her role in this movie. I feel bad for Kevin Hart having a camera sprung on him by Randy Pitchford so Gearbox could show a behind-the-scenes video at E3. Jack Black will probably be fine, dude is like Teflon, but it can't feel very good to work on a movie if the material isn't good. I don't even know what Jamie Lee Curtis is doing in this movie, but I hope she gets paid I guess.
Like everything in my gut and in my brain is SCREAMING - "THIS IS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE". I don't see a future where this isn't one of the worst movies of the year. I feel like by 2027, the cheap gas-station DVD release is gonna be on the shelf at a secondhand store selling for $3, max. And yet by the sheer coincidence of it releasing on my birthday, I almost want to subject myself to the trainwreck out of a sense of misplaced kinship, or bile fascination about sharing a birthday with the embodiment of studio malfeasance - for upselling a movie they know is going to be an abject disaster - and creative bankruptcy.
Now, granted - this is me roasting a movie that hasn't come out. I've barely seen any marketing for it, except a handful of very different story outlines over the nine years that this movie has been in production for. I'm judging the movie very harshly for its cast and for incendiary tabloid drama about the behind-the-scenes aspects of this movie - which simply aren't going to look good, given that it's a movie that's partway through production. It's like looking at a half-made sausage and saying that a restaurant is about to serve you raw pork. I'm being a hater. I'm being an asshole.
But this is one of those things where I would go so far as to blindly double down on my stance and dig my heels in for the long haul. I would bet actual money on the outcome of this movie's release being bad - I think it's gonna be terrible, but I would hedge my bets on it being a mere "bad". I'm convinced.
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Weekly Pond Newsletter
For those in the US, today is Mother's Day. If you are a mother to anyone to anything, whether human, furry, scaly, or otherwise, we hope you have a great day without any yellow-eyed demons!
Old Business:
The Winchesters was officially cancelled by the CW, but Jensen has put out the call for the fandom to fight to give it a new home! Be sure to show your support by using the hashtag #SaveTheWinchesters on all of your social media posts, as well as watching the show on HBO Max. In news semi-unrelated to SPN, Walker: Independence was also cancelled, as well as Kung Fu (written by Bobo Berens from SPN), while Walker was renewed for a 13-episode season. No news, yet, about Gotham Knights. Although the Pond stays firmly in the SPN universe, we support our favorite SPN folks and their new endeavors!
We had two sessions of Competitive Writing Sprints and lots of writers won fabulous prizes while adding words to their WIPs! The next set will probably in a couple of weeks, so keep an eye out for announcements with dates and times!
Last week's #TweetFicTues prompt (via @writerswritecompany) was:
"This one gives me post-apocalyptic AU feels, for some reason." - Admin Michelle
New Business:
Jason Manns & Hayden Lee will livestream their show at The Heist via Stageit on Friday at 5:20PM Eastern US time. Jason Manns is best known to SPN fans as the singer/songwriter whose song, Vision, plays in the Impala during episode 4.01. (You know, the song that makes Dean rip out the iPod dock Sam had installed.) Click here for more info and to buy a ticket!
Manta Ray in the discord server! A few hours after Jason & Hayden's show, @katbratsupernaturalwhore will be hanging out in the discord server for an hour. Come join her and talk about whatever's on your mind!
Fishing for Treasures weekend is next weekend! This month, we're focusing on ships, especially rare pairs. Submit links to the blog, or drop a link in the #fishing-for-treasures channel in the discord server and we'll reblog your fics next weekend. Deadline to submit is Friday night at midnight, Eastern US time!
Know of a bang or writing challenge that you think we should signal boost? Send us an ASK or send a message to one of our admins and we'll do it!
(Divider byย @glygriffe!)
That's all for this week! To see all Pond events, and also other SPN-related things like conventions and online concerts, check out our Google calendar! We try to keep it as up to date as possible. If there's something you want to see on the calendar that's not there (maybe a convention we missed, or cast birthdays, or something similar), send us an ASK and let us know!
Hope you have a great week! - From your Admins and Manta Rays, @manawhaat, @mrswhozeewhatsis, @mariekoukie6661, @princessmisery666, @thoughtslikeaminefield, and @katbratsupernaturalwhore!
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CROSSOVER SHIPS TOURNAMENT BRACKET: ROUND TWO
(Please full-screen for an easier time reading/see the matchups listed below~!)
With round one all wrapped up, I have gone in and made a couple of changes to the tournament bracket. The main change mostly being that I scrambled both sides to get a more even playing field, and hopefully make things a little more even between matchups this time around.
If that doesn't work, then oh well. I'm sticking with my mistakes going forward. ANYWAY, let's get to the matchups for round two!
SIDE 1A:
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera (Ducktales 2017)/Clover Ebi (RWBY) VS Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales 2017)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Skales (Lego Ninjago)/Starscream (Transformers Prime) VS Alex Mercer (Prototype)/Desmond Miles (Assassinโs Creed)
Mogar (Xray and Vav)/David (Camp Camp) VS Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) VS Jimmy Neutron (Jimmy Neutron)/Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents) VS Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)/Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
SIDE 1B:
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How To Train Your Dragon)/Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) VS Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)/Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Michelangelo Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)/Miles Morales (Marvel) VS Chibiusa (Sailor Moon)/Kid Trunks Briefs (Dragon Ball Z)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)/Jevil (Deltarune) VS Jake Long (American Dragon: Jake Long)/Juniper Lee (The Life and Times of Juniper Lee)
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)/Toriel Dreemur (Undertale) VS Princess Peach (Super Mario)/Samus Aran (Metroid)
SIDE 2A:
Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)/Timothy Q. Mouse (Dumbo) VS Luca Paguro (Luca)/Maisie Brumble (The Sea Beast)
Megaman (Megaman)/Pit (Kid Icarus) VS Selina Kyle (Catwoman) (DC Comics)/Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)/Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Merida (Brave)/Rapunzel (Tangled)
Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland)/Kanata Shinkai (Ensemble Stars) VS Sally โThornโ McKnight (Scooby Doo Franchise)/Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Metalocalypse)
SIDE 2B:
Angus McDonald (The Adventure Zone)/Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) (Mob Psycho 100) VS Ben Tennyson (Ben 10)/Rex Salazar (Generator Rex)
Gaz Membrane (Invader Zim)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ditzy Doo (My Little Pony)/The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) VS Bowser (Super Mario)/Dr. Eggman (Sonic)
Daffy Duck (Looney Toons)/Donald Duck (Disney) VS Huey Duck (Ducktales 2017)/Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)
The first group will go up sometime tomorrow (07/16), probably around 12pm PST.
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asher's f/o listโจ
a constantly updated list of my fictional others (romantic, platonic, etc.)
Last updated: 3/26/24
Romantic F/Os:
(Ones that are highlighted blue are ones that I'm focused on right now)
Jurgen (Sam and Max) (#f/o: jurgen / "i never knew vampires were so... fruity."โค๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ)
Scarlet Overkill (Minions) (#f/o: scarlet / mama i'm in love with a criminalโค๏ธ๐)
Sandman (Rise of the Guardians) (#f/o: sandman / mr sandman bring me a dream๐ซ๐)
Ransome the Clown (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: ransome / you're an asshole but i love you๐๐คก)
Senior Agent Angela Ray (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: agent ray / i won't say i'm in love..๐)
Franklin Edmund (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: franklin / sleepin with a ghost๐ป๐)
Alice (Superjail) (#f/o: alice / my kind of woman๐)
Ash Firin (Superjail) (#f/o: ash / flame in my heartโค๏ธโ๐ฅ)
Charise (Superjail) (#f/o: charise / every little thing you do I do adore๐๐)
Jacknife (Superjail) (#f/o: jacknife / best boyfriends forever๐ค๐ค)
Gary (Superjail)
Arthur Hastings (We Happy Few) (#f/o: arthur / lovely day for it!๐)
Art the Clown (Terrifier) (#f/o: art / you make me feel like dancin! ๐ค๐ค๐ช)
Dave (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: dave / ๐ฎ๐งก)
Jerry (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: jerry / ๐๐ฎ)
Dean Larrity (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: dean / ๐ชโค๏ธ)
Barb Coard (Black Christmas 1974)
Onceler (The Lorax) (#f/o: onceler / how bad can i be?๐ธ๐)
Jesper Johanssen (Klaus)
Colin the Computer (DHMIS) (#f/o: colin / digital darling ๐ป๐ค)
Shrignold (DHMIS) [comfort/vent f/o] (#f/o: shrignold / lovebug๐ฆ)
Rod (Ice Scream)
Edgar (Electric Dreams) (#f/o: edgar / together in electric dreams!๐ปโก๏ธ)
Closet (Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse)
Dru Gru (Despicable Me 3)
Balthazar Bratt (Despicable Me 3) (#f/o: bratt / hug me! bring it in!๐๐ถ)
Cole Quinn (WWE 2K19) (he's not a real wrestler he's made up for the game)
Chop-Top Sawyer (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) (#f/o: chop-top / you're my fave!๐โ๏ธ)
Slappy (Goosebumps) (#f/o: slappy / you give me goosebumps๐)
Rocky (Goosebumps)
Trevor Phillips (GTA V)
Announcer (Shovelwareโs Brain Game)
Lemon (Shovelwareโs Brain Game)
Polite Leader (The Purge) (#f/o: polite leader / dear mr. purge leader๐ญ)
The Jackal (Thir13en Ghosts/Thirteen Ghosts)
Pinhead/Hell Priest (Hellraiser) (#f/o: pinhead / a demon to some, an angel to others๐ค)
Announcer (BFDI)
Gerbo (Bugbo)
Dana Scully (The X-Files)
Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Apple and Onion (... Apple & Onion)
Voltar (League of Super Evil) (#f/o: voltar / L.O.V.E.โค๏ธ๐ข)
Stan the Man/Stanley Cunningham (original character)
Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry) (#f/o: larry / "yeah baby!"โค๏ธ)
Suzi Camaro (Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude) (#f/o: suzi / i'm your bitch, you're my bitch๐ค๐ค)
Kleo/KL-E-0 (Fallout 4)
On again/off again F/Os:
Lord Stingray (Superjail)
Chucky/Charles Lee Ray (Childโs Play Franchise)
Platonic F/Os (a mix of platonic partners and best friends :3):
Chris Pearson (Dan Vs.)
Techno Twins (Superjail)
The Warden (Superjail) (#f/o: warden / no es la locura en realidad es el amor!๐ซ๐)
Toothiana (Rise of the Guardians)
Paige/Sketchpad/Notebook (DHMIS)
Larry/Lamp (DHMIS)
Krobus (Stardew Valley)
Pear (Shovelwareโs Brain Game)
Apple (Shovelware's Brain Game)
Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)
Frylock (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Parents/Parental figures/Caregivers
Klaus (Klaus)
Nicholas St. North (Rise of the Guardians)
Gomez and Morticia Addams
Michael Myers (Halloween; specifically the OG)
Jiminy Cricket (Pinnochio)
Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Sally Finklestein (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Marionette/Puppet (FNAF 2)
Siblings
Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians; little brother figure)
Wednesday and Pugsley Addams (little sister and little brother)
Benny Lee (Code Monkeys; adopted little brother-in-law)
Percival Hastings (We Happy Few; brother-in-law)
Yellow Guy (DHMIS; little brother?? or maybe son idk)
Applejack (MLP; twin sister)
Children/step-children/little guys I take care of
Buddi (Childโs Play 2019)
Balloon Boy (FNaF 2)
Sam (Trick โR Treat)
Percival Hastings II (We Happy Few fanchild between me and Arthur, named after Arthur's brother)
Cancer/Sanser/Gracie (headcanon name) (Superjail)
Glen and Glenda Ray (Chucky franchise)
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Sam and Max charactersโ hygiene ranked from best to worst:
Sybil Pandemik: She is a career-woman and knows what she is doing. Sybil cares about her appearance and how she is perceived, she is the most likely to give a shit about her hygiene.
Myra Stump: She is a talk-show host on TV and has a large audience. She definitely cares a lot about her hygiene since she acts like a bossy mom.
Santa Claus or the elves: Smells like holiday cheer, one of the best scents.
Momma Bosco: Self-explanatory, she probably smells of 60โs perfume and definitely takes good care of her hygiene.
Agent Superball: He probably smells like a really good cologne and he takes himself extremely seriously.
Grandma Ruth: Ruth probably has that grandma perfume smell that is just extremely nostalgic. She definitely cares about her BO.
The Narrator: He is British and very sophisticated, he takes good care of โhimselfโ.
Jurgen: He is very attention-seeking and cares how other people perceive him. He definitely collects the latest and most popular perfume.
Conroy Bumpus: Sure, he may be involved in animal cruelty, but he seems to care a lot about his appearance. He has a toupee on display with high-security sooooooโฆ. he cares a lot.
The Director: She is a director known for being prestigious about acting and probably takes good care of her hygiene.
Darla "The Geek" Gugenheek: She definitely showers regularly.
Sam/Sameth: Sam definitely cares about his hygiene for the most part. He acts like a dad and probably smells like one and cares about how he is perceived.
Lee-Harvey: He is a henchman for Conroy Bumpus and looks well-kept.
Anyone in the toy mafia: These guys probably smell ok.
Satan: Weirdly I think Satan in this series probably smells alright. He always cares about whether his bald-spot is showing on camera during the interview in *The City That Dares Not Sleep*.
T.H.E.M.: They smell average.
Abraham Lincoln: Smells like stone? (Whatever that means)
The C.O.P.S.: The smell of machinery.
Roscoe Bosco: He probably smells average, maybe a little sweaty some days.
Sal: He is a cockroach but seems relatively well-kept.
Flint Paper: He probably showers, but cares more about cases rather than personal hygiene.
Lorne (the friend for life): He doesnโt shower as much as he should.
Mr. Featherly: He is a chicken, but he does seem to care about how he is seen and is very much an attention-seeker.
Sammun-Mak: He smells like dirt but like in a good way, like the nostalgic kind of way.
Trixie: Ehhh she smells wellโฆ like a giraffe with a layer of perfume overtop
Max/Maximus: We all know he is covered in so many germs, but Sam definitely tries to get him showered every once in a while.
Hubert Q. Tourist: He is a strange, strange fellow. I donโt know what it is about him, but he makes me uncomfortable and he probably doesnโt smell all that well.
Hugh Bliss: Bacteria
Bessie: Sheโs a cowโฆ
General Skun-kaโpe or his minions: All I need to say is gorilla.
Bruno: He is a bigfoot, need anymore explaining?
Brady Culture: I donโt think I can explain why, but I think he just doesnโt smell good at all.
Anton Papierwaite: HE IS FRENCH! (Also his *secret* makes him smell worse probably)
Girl Stinky: She smells like really bad, but tries to haphazardly spray perfume to cover it up.
Charlie Ho-Tep: People donโt have the decency to wash their hands before playing with him.
Any sea creatures: I absolutely despise the smell of fishโฆ
Any of the baby characters: Babies can smell really badโฆ
Jurgenโs Monster: He is basically Frankensteinโs Monster, so he probably doesnโt smell good.
The zombies: They are undead and *god* do the dead smell gross.
Eldritch horrors of any kind: They donโt smell very good.
Molemen or the Rats: These guys smell like shit and probably donโt care about showering. They live in the sewers.
Grandpa Stinky: Itโs in the name, he smells absolutely rancid. He probably hasnโt showered in decades.
The Soda Poppers: THEY SMELL REALLY FUCKING BAD
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MAX FLEISCHERโS SUPERMAN 1941-1943
Warner Bros. Discovery has meticulously remastered Max Fleischerโs treasured set of 17 animated Superman shorts from the original 35mm source elements. Max Fleischerโs Superman 1941-1943 will be available to purchase Digitally on HD and on Blu-ray May 16, 2023.
Superman made his comic book debut in 1938, appearing in Action Comics #1 (dated June 1938, but officially published on April 18, 1938), and the Man of Steelโs popularity grew with his subsequent radio program. Max Fleischer gave the worldโs first Super Hero his initial animated spotlight, producing 17 theatrical animated shorts from September 1941 to July 1943 that further elevated the characterโs profile, and added many significant aspects to his canon โ including coining many of Supermanโs patented catchphrases and attributes.
Warner Bros. Discoveryโs advanced remastering process began with a 4K, 16-bit scan of Fleischerโs original 35mm successive exposure negative. Staying true to the original theatrical aspect ratio of 1.37-to-1, the highest quality raw image was then scanned and then entered into the recombine process โ utilizing special proprietary software to merge the successive exposure Technicolor negatives into a single RGB color image. The end result are pristine animated shorts that have been restored to the animatorsโ originally intended production quality.
Well known radio actors Clayton โBudโ Collyer and Joan Alexander reprised their famed The Adventures of Superman radio show roles for the Fleischer/Famous Studios animated shorts as Superman/ Clark Kent and Lois Lane, respectively. Jackson Beck provided the voice of Perry White and the showโs primary narrator. Additional voices, many of whom had participated in the Superman radio program, were provided by Jack Mercer, Grant Richards, Julian Noa, Lee Royce, Max Smith, Sam Parker and Carl Meyer.
Max Fleischerโs Superman 1941-1943 will be available on May 16, 2023 to purchase Digitally in HD from Amazon Prime Video, AppleTV, Google Play, Vudu and more, and on Blu-ray at major retailers both online and in-store.
EPISODES (AND PREMIERE DATE):
Superman (Mad Scientist) โ 9/26/1941
The Mechanical Monsters โ 11/28/1941ย
Billion Dollar Limited โ 1/9/1942ย
Arctic Giant โ 2/27/1942ย
The Bulleteers โ 3/27/1942ย
The Magnetic Telescope โ 4/24/1942ย
Electric Earthquake โ 5/15/1942ย
Volcano โ 7/10/1942ย
Terror on the Midway โ 8/28/1942
The Japoteurs โ 9/18/1942ย
Showdown โ 10/16/1942ย
The Eleventh Hour โ 11/20/1942ย
Destruction, Inc. โ 12/25/1942ย
The Mummy Strikes โ 2/19/1943ย
Jungle Drums โ 3/26/1943ย
Underground World โ 6/18/1943ย
Secret Agent โ 7/30/1943
SPECIAL FEATURES INCLUDE:
New Featurette โ Superman: Speeding Toward Tomorrow โ Supermanโs exploits in the Fleischer series modernized the monomyth of the Greek godlike hero and expanded and romanticized the prevalent themes of sci-fi and fantasy. It was this combination of heartfelt storytelling, relatable heroes and amazing visuals that has endeared the Fleischer series to fans as one of the greatest superhero stories of all time. This featurette explores the visual storytelling as the lavish animation, with special attention paid to all the atomic age technology, pushes science fiction closer to becoming a powerful social and pop culture force.
Featurette โ First Flight: The Fleischer Superman Series โ The Origins and Influence of This Groundbreaking Cartoon Series โ A gathering of contemporary animators, comic book & animation historians, and legendary Fleischer artists examine these beloved shorts, focusing on the animation and the breakthrough techniques that created it, as well as studying the title characterโs place in history.ย
Featurette โ The Man, the Myth, Superman: Exploring the Tradition of Superman Heroes on the Page and Screen โ A fascinating study of Superman-esque characters throughout history โ in ancient myth, literature and film โ that bring forth imaginative, super-human qualities, captivating audiences and enduring the test of time.ย
Languages: English
Subtitles: English, French
Running Time: 145 minutes
Preorder: Max Fleischerโs Superman 1941-1943 will be available to purchase Digitally on HD and on Blu-ray May 16, 2023.
Preorder here.
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