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astudyinscrapbooking · 2 years

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Watson: I have an errand on Oxford Street. Let us go out for some fresh air and a sandwich.

Holmes: I am not hungry.

Watson: We will enjoy the Yuletide decorations. The lights. The shop windows.

Holmes: You are arguing against your case, Watson.

Watson: I insist. Or I shall go alone—but trust me, I will make you pay later.

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There is so much to unpack here. JUST WHAT IS HE IMPLYING?? 🤣

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under-loch-n-key · 3 months

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More Sherlock & Co doodles. Sorry for the image quality.

The boys are high-fiving after a case.

I sort of gave up on the background and making the whole piece clean and neat. I didn't know what I wanted the background to be 100% but I got there in the end and I liked the way it turned out.

I hope you lot enjoy 💛💛💛

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antisocial-cheesepuff · 21 days

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John: Sherlock, I think we have a problem

Sherlock: What, the fire?

John: No, the—wait, what fire?

Sherlock: Forget about it, this sounds more interesting

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strangesthirdeye · 8 months

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Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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trixiethenerd42 · 1 month

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John: *whispering* He's wearing that damn purple shirt

Sherlock: What did you say?

John: It's a nice day, isn't it?

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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whispersfrom221b · 9 months

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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?

John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.

Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.

John: Date?

Sherlock: Yes, John, date.

John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?

Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."

John: That's a phrase.

Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.

John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.

Sherlock: Is that another phrase?

John: No, that's me asking you out.

Sherlock: For romantic purposes?

John: That's the general idea behind dating.

Sherlock: Fine.

John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.

Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.

John: Dating you is going to be fun.

Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.

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heradion · 2 months

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In most ships, the most common trope in fanfics is that one of them thinks 'I don't deserve you, you deserve better, i'm too broken' while the other one is like ' i've loved you for years , u have to be blind dumbass'

#sterek #merthur #destiel #stucky #incorrect quotes #johnlock #cherik #thiam

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adumpofdumbstuff · 4 months

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Because y’all liked my first one so much…

Greg: Is that a hickey?

Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!

John: Morning, Greg!

Greg: Morning, mosquito.

Edit: ok over 100 notes?? Thank you. Just a reminder I have a Johnlock fic here. Shame on me for advertising.

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secondlastpsycho · 11 months

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yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay

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sherlockcorner · 1 year

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they are married in my heart or in another universe...

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sherlock-holmes-through-the-ages · 9 months

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Sherlock Holmes: *About to do something incredibly stupid* John Watson: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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under-loch-n-key · 3 months

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Done with my Golden Pince-Nez Sherlock & Co. art!! I am pretty proud of the "early morning but not-quite-so-bright" lighting. Some lines and shading are messy and a bit wonky, but oh well, I am pretty happy with it overall. It was really fun to do.

I just loved the cathedral scene and John's monologue so much that I had to draw my version of it.

Anyway, I hope you lot enjoy!! 💛💛💛

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antisocial-cheesepuff · 16 days

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Lestrade: What’s the biggest struggle you experience living at 221B?

John: I sometimes wake up in the morning not knowing if the sound I'm hearing is my alarm or the smoke detector

part 1, maybe?

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strangesthirdeye · 9 months

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Sherlock: *makes a deduction about the characteristics of the killer*

Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with a look of love*

Sherlock: *stops when he notices Y/n is silent* What are you doing?

Y/n: *with an expression of falling in love and a sweet smile* You're smart.. I love you.

Sherlock: *stopped responding and looked at Y/n with a blank expression*

John: *sighing* I think you broke him.

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gregorovitch-adler · 1 year

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“You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!”

It was worth a wound—it was worth many wounds—to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking.

Translation-

Holmes (panicking) : Are you okay? You would have died, my dear Watson!

Watson(instead of focusing on his own wound and the trauma of almost getting shot) : Uh... I like your mouth.

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