Alex I am coming for your fucking man HE WAS MINE IN THE BEGINNING AND ILL TAKE HIM AGAIN

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

mercy killed john cleanly. he did not die in pain, she did not disrespect his body; she killed him quickly and efficiently and that was it. john killed her brutally!! he mutilated her and covered someone else with her gore and only then killed her with a tap to the back of the head. he ripped a dead woman’s cloak from her body and touched her corpse with his bare foot to prove a point!!

all this to say: necromancy is disrespect for the dead under the guise of reverence, and john isn’t even bullshitting respect for the dead anymore in Thee most obvious way. god’s mercy is finite and he has none left; i suspect that his “i’m just a little guy :)” act is at its end and we are about to see more of the man who claims that guys like him don’t make mistakes.

if you can admit john is an imperialist then you should be able to identify how the preservation of imperial conditions is reliant on violence, both exported and internal, but that the violence internal is not criminal in character due to how criminality and illegality are constructions steeped in sites of violence at which imperialism must fortify itself. the exceptionalisation of violence within as deviant is part of how imperialists carve out spaces of civility from which violence can be exported, and where the import of violence is branded terrorism, as it allows them to frame that interior violence as isolaled incidents that are the product of abnormal and essentially criminal minds that are incompatible with civility—thus allowing them to maintain that this violence is not intrinsic to civility 😁

all of this is to say john isn't a war criminal because that's a purely legal concept that is meaningless in-universe, because there is no criminal court and established jurisprudential processes he can be labelled one under as house society is the only one allowed to flourish, and out, because to call an imperialist a war criminal is to misunderstand how imperialists utilise criminality and illegality to protect their own interests. if you want a word synonymous with violence to call him then imperialist is already that

I saw other people making their own Ex's for John Dory so I thought I'd give it a shot,,, oh and add a child cus thats kinda my thing lol

SO MEET: Aster - JD's ex-boyfriend; Rock-Troll, Gay & #1 Dad Sprig - JD's daughter; Really into cowboys, dolphins and is banned from the candy dish

to add some lore: JD knows about her (or at least knew about the egg) - He actually was the one to throw the name Sprig out there (He liked it since it reminded him of both Branch and Spruce). Aster ended up keeping it cus he liked it too.

Is Aster mad that JD left? Absolutely. Well, he use to be? He kinda got over it and is kinda vibing with being a single dad. He does want to find JD and make him pay child support tho,,,

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Sprig has absolutely no idea who JD is. She also doesn't know just how much she looks like him... They have pretty similar personalities too-- she's got her dads awkward smile, nose, his hair colour and even his questionable taste in fashion. She's 100% got ADHD <<

The only voice I can imagine for her at all is Amy Poehler; specifically her roll as Bessie in Mighty B! it fits way too well lmao

I also like to think Aster seduced JD by singing Scorpions 'No One Like You'

*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

**In this order: Limewater, Syrup of Squills (a sliced herb set in tannin solution), Peruvian Wine of Coca (an admixture of wine and cocaine), Solutions of Hartshorn (a Medicine made from ground-up antlers of red deer which stinks strongly of ammonia), Solution of Camphor, Tincture of Lobelia (a solution of Indian tobacco that was almost pure nicotine)

*** lead poisoning

Late afternoon at the balsam fir swamp in Canaan Valley National Wildlife Refuge.

From top: nodding bur-marigold (Bidens cernua), also sometimes referred to as nodding beggarticks, a clumping, wetlands-loving annual whose flowerheads nod as they mature and get heavier; bushy St. John's wort (Hypericum densiflorum), a gorgeous, densely-packed shrub with vibrant yellow flowers and copper-colored bark; white meadowsweet (Spiraea alba), a rapidly-colonizing shrub whose branching clusters of white flowers are one of summer's most generous gifts; narrow-leaved gentian (Gentiana linearis), a tall, elegant bottle gentian that can only be pollinated by bumblebees strong enough to pry open (or chew through) its closed petals; flat-topped white aster (Doellingeria umbellata), also known as parasol whitetop, a tall, attractive mountain aster with flat, branching clusters of white flowers; and the dainty white flowers of virgin's bower (Clematis virginiana), a vigorous, twining vine that forms beautiful, dense waves of foliage and flowers.

Evil Dead Rise

When The Party’s Over - Billie Eilish / IT Chapter One / Hereditary / Dawn of the Dead / IT Chapter Two / The Shining / The Thing

The Stuff that Dreams are Made Of, 1858 (see also 91898) by John Anster Fitzgerald (1858, Öl auf Leinwand)

Alright Locked Tomb peeps

What is your favorite fake tlt lore from this insane fake tlt meta post from my beloved bone friend and I?

Soooooo we can finally reveal them here! This is Aster <333 They're a co-owned OC between me and @yinyangle and they're our Chatical fanchild <3333

This is my design specifically, Yang has his own design, but they're a plant human hivemind hybrid thingy and they're a big sweetheart <3333

The other two characters are also co-owned by me and Yang, and they're called Sterling (the robot girl) and Marsh (the alien boy), they're all in a polycule <3333

Someone will mention they like the cast of a podcast and the cast is just:

-Pathetic wet cat

-The smart one

-The hot one that doesn't get enough 'screen' time

-british

-What the fuck even is this person and why do I love them so much

awesome fucking image featuring faggots of my own plus @slime-tv's and @deviled-3gg's guys too, and indigo at the very front but the owner has no tumblr. and everyones names

oh yeah and @cobalt-scars is here

Shoutout to the writer who wrote ghost and soaps lines during Alone, doing their part for the queer community fr

malevolent means so much to me because arthur is literally going through the world like “yes this evil entity in my head is part of a larger beast that has been killing and maiming people throughout history, and has just recently insulted my dead daughter but he said sorry and if you try and separate us I Will Cry”

*[YES]* *[YES]* *[YES]* *[YES]*

I love this silly creature with my whole heart...be serious

Character belongs to mortis-fox!

A tiptoeing Fairy Queen, John Anster Fitzgerald. Private collection.