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hootbun · 2 years
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Do you like moonshine mob?
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I lik spiders :)
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mikiruma · 10 months
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the first non-mustelid additions to the family (so far)! they're one big conjoined earthworm! don't ask how that functions with their pots though...
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mintsuwu · 5 months
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IRENE STORYTIME BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT TIME I am deeply sorry this will be a little long;;
Irene Relda, also known as "Mademoiselle Ratler" (based on a headcanon by Frankilew on DA in which the mice society changes the last names of those who are of different species, for example Ratigan instead of Flanigan) or "The Witch of Geinburg Street" is a female rodent born as a cross between a rat and a mouse, who lives apart from society due to discrimination and therefore is tired of everyone and everything(?
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She is usually quiet and reserved, not showing emotions too often... But she's a gentle sweetheart deep down. And despite having quite the character and strenght, she is always willing to lend a helping hand to those who are not hostile towards her.
VOICE HEADCANON: Miss Spider (Voiced by Susan Sarandon in "James and the Giant Peach")
Irene´s mother was a rat of French origin who worked as a maid after moving to Mousedom, where she hoped to have a good life that unfortunately, she did not find. The father on the other hand was a well-to-do man, a prestigious professor or investigator at Scotland Yard…. But obviously, he could not accept the fact that the world knew that he had had a daughter with a maid who was, on top of that, a rat, so he fired the mother immediately and she took their child with her.
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Irene didn't have the best childhood, but she was happy as long as she could be with her mother despite the difficulties she had to face (being a rat in a mouse society, single woman with a daughter who is a crossbreed, etc.). Sadly, there was a point when Irene's mother passed away and the girl had to raise herself from then on.
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As she grew up, Irene acquired skills such as cleaning, sewing, and generally doing other household chores. She also knew a lot about herbs since, due to not having many resources, she could not afford to get sick often, so she could resort to the use of plants and natural healing methods.
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Thanks to her skills she was able to follow in her mother's footsteps and worked as a maid, offering a good service regardless of the salary, but for various circumstances she was mostly dismissed: either because of her condition, because she was accused of acts she had not committed or simply because the ladies of the household did not like her (or were envious of her for a reason she could not understand).
She worked for a duchess at some point, who was actually a covert criminal who went by the name "Dolleyes" (huge shoutout to @rexmk0153universe-blog for suggesting her name and for helping me come up for so many ideas for this sequel au!!): her plans were based on getting in touch with or marrying rich men and then murdering them in order to keep their posessions.
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One unfortunate day Irene witnessed one of the Duchess' crimes, so in exchange of her silence, she was fired (although she took revenge later… Let's say she offered Dolleyes an apology cake that had a dirty surprise and that hurt the noblewoman's ego while the queen of Mousedom witnessed everything (?) basically that cake scene from "The Help".)
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From that humiliation, a lot of rumors about Irene began to spread. They said things of the sorts that she was a witch who stole valuables, tricked and seduced husbands, kidnapped children and ate them, or poisoned and even cursed those who upset her.
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From the moment the rumors began, Irene had more difficulty getting a job because no one wanted to hire her, so she lived hand to mouth, and (perhaps do clothing comissions from time to time). The only hope she had was to be able to save enough money to go to France, which was her mother's homeland and where they wanted to return years ago before she died.
What Irene did not know though, is that shortly after she was going to help a very injured person one rainy night without knowing that it was a criminal mastermind. And from then on her life changed and she went from living alone having to endure the antics of a villain 24/7.
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Irene's relationship with Ratigan fluctuates. They generally argued and disagreed in nearly everything- But there was a point when she realized the subtle detail that he never called her "rat" or something negative in relation to that aspect of her being, which she found strange considering he seemed to detest rats and he flatly denied being one himself… But out of respect, Irene didn't call him that any longer (although there were many times when she made him angry on purpose because knowing that he couldn't do anything to her in his current state amused her and one time she even used his old bell to tease him, which she took from Basil's house).
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Regarding Ratigan's bell, the detective planned to search for it himself, but just then Olivia arrived with a reformed Fidget and volunteered. The bat, however, told her not to do it since he was paranoid that the professor was alive, even though he had been presumed dead after his fall from Big Ben… But Olivia's curiosity was greater and she prepared to investigate on her own. In fact, upon hearing the rumors of the witch she felt more convinced to continue (in some Disney Adventure comics, she and Fidget investigated paranormal events, so I imagine she likes that stuff).
In the end she arrived at Irene's house, but the woman tried to intimidate her and throw her out without Ratigan finding out that the girl was there. To her surprise, Olivia returned a few days later and repeatedly.
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Ratigan eventually found out that Irene was talking to Olivia, but suddenly offered the lady a deal… If she approached Basil through Olivia and managed to get the detective to lower his guard in order to take him down, Ratigan would leave her home as soon as he recovered, never to return, and would give her the money she needed to travel to France.
Irene, in order to get the professor off her back, accepted, and technically the scheme worked through the means of seduction (to Ratigan's confused displeasure because he had mixed feelings about Irene as the plan went by) but Basil snapped out of it soon enough and Ratigan lost again and fleed… He didn't give Irene the money however-
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She and Basil talked things out later though, apologizing for trying to trick him. Despite how the two would clash at times, Irene and the detective got along rather well, and from that point she helped him and Dawson with some of their cases, one of them which involved Dolleyes, who intended on marrying Ratigan only to kill him and pull out a Corpse Bride kind of plan after...
She also grew close to Olivia and Fidget, specially the latter since he ended up becoming like an adopted son of hers. So in their own ways, slowly, they heal together from the loneliness and mistreatment they had recieved on their lives.
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(Also yes the "caling people by any last names but their actual one" thing will be a running gag hehoo)
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2022 Bucky Barnes Fic Rec 3
masterlist | req masterlist
All of them are COMPLETE Series.
✨- fav fics
Status - Completed
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1. The Two of Us by @bucky-bucket-barnes ✨
Bucky x Avenger!Reader WandaVision AU
You and Bucky go to investigate the phenomenon happening in Westview, New Jersey. While attempting to understand the issue, you yourselves are sucked into Wanda’s world of pretend. Now, you believe yourselves to be the happily married Mr. and Mrs. Barnes; in real life, you are most definitely not a happy pair. It is up to you and Bucky to piece together what’s happening while dealing with one another inside the hex.
2. Wordpeddler by @heli0s-writes
Bucky x Reader Social Media AU
An online petition for the Avengers to be interviewed turns into a series of misadventures with the so-called wordpeddler.
3. Almost Had Me Believing It by @tuiccim
Bucky x Reader
An undercover operation playing Bucky Barnes' wife is a dream come true. Playing house in the suburbs while trying to take down a drug ring brings you and Bucky closer but a nosy neighbor causes trouble in paradise.
4. Who’s She? | The Long Run by @itsapeterthing ✨
Bucky x Doctor!Reader (2 parts)
when sam gets injured during a mission and isn’t able to go to a hospital, bucky brings him and natasha to his own home to get cared for by his girlfriend, y/n, who he’s been keeping a secret.
5. trilogy by @buckycuddlebuddy
Fuckboy!Bucky x Reader College AU
he was toxic. most of the time you were with him, you were used for pleasure only, you knew that, and he wasn’t hiding it. maybe it was how good he made you feel that made you fell in love with him, or maybe it was the fact that he somehow made you feel like you were someone ─ but you fell in love with him. although you knew in the beginning that you shouldn’t have, it was way too late for that, now. you were in too deep.
6. I’m With You by @wkemeup ✨
Bucky x Reader Modern AU
When two strangers meet on a layover in the Charlotte Airport, they are sent on a whirlwind weekend filled with cancelled flights, painful questions over giant checkers, an ex-boyfriend’s wedding, and a confrontational graduation. They find that a lifetime can sit in the span of three days and it doesn’t take very long at all to fall in love.
7. Cheek to Cheek by @wienerbarnes
Bucky x Criminal!Reader
Mentions and descriptions of kidnapping, torture, and being held in prison, crime stuff, warnings will be more specific depending on the chapter
8. Tinman by @indyluckycharlie
Bucky x Prosthetist!Reader
Bucky survives the fall from the train and comes home, hoping to return to his old life. But he’s not the man he was before. He’s not sure he’ll ever be.
9. Say It by @sgtjbuccky ✨
Bucky x Reader
In where you loved Bucky unconditionally, enough to sacrifice your life for his happiness, now Bucky tries to save yours.
10. Peach Scones by @sgtjbuccky ✨
Bucky x Reader
In where Bucky has it so bad for you, he cannot find the words to confess his feelings. After an entire year of failed attempts, plus a declaration of love for scones, he decides it’s about time the words come out of his mouth. Only Bucky knows himself and is certain it’s gonna be one hell of a challenge.
11. Hostage of Your Eyes by @sinner-as-saint
Mob!Bucky x Reader
You accept an unusual offer made by a very familiar, but dangerous mob boss. And despite the rather bizarre situation and all the troubles which come along the way; old flames rekindle – and you find love again, where it wasn’t supposed to be.
12. No Such Thing by @sanguineterrain
College!Bucky x Reader
You’ve been assigned to write a column for your school paper on the team’s spectacular running back. You don’t care very much for your university’s football team; you just can’t understand the hype, okay? Turns out your distaste for football bigheads was exactly on point: James Barnes is insufferable.  
13. Take it Back by @allandoflimbo
Bucky x Reader Modern AU
About five years ago, a one night stand with Y/N tore Bucky’s life apart. It was also the night before his wedding. Now he’s married to her sister and she needs a place to stay.
14. Who I Was Looking For by @soopranatural
Bucky x Reader Soulmate AU
Even after you started wearing cuffs, the words are engraved in your mind as well as your wrist. You know you’re not destined for love as soon as you learn how to read. How could you? When the words “Sorry, you’re not who I was looking for” are written in black ink on your skin.  
15. Tinder Match by @sunflowergirl522
Bucky x Reader Social Media AU
You look at the older people on Tinder joking about finding a sugar daddy. That’s when you stumble upon a man claiming to be 106. Intrigued you swipe right and match with him.
16. Bucky Barnes x Rogers!Reader Collection by @itsapeterthing
40s!Bucky x Rogers!Reader
You’ve known your brother’s best friend Bucky Barnes since before you can even remember. As the two of you get older, your relationship grows from one of teasing friendship to an everlasting love. Despite all odds and decades apart, you never fail to find each other every time.
17. Love You Forever • 2 | Where’d All The Time Go • 2 by @coffeecatsandcandles
Dad!Bucky x Reader
Bucky reunites with you after the blip, only to find out he's now a father.
Bucky's daughter comes home to tell him that she's lost her first tooth.
18. Ladykiller by @mymoonagedaydream
Bucky x Reader College AU
By now you were pretty skilled at recognising players, but for some reason you just couldn’t fucking stay away from them
20. A Certain Romance by @wienerbarnes
Bucky x Reader Fake Dating AU
With the threat of yet another bad date at the result of Sam Wilson’s meddling, Bucky’s desperate to find a solution. As are you, another victim to Sam’s failed matchmaking. The two of you come up with a genius plan: pretend to date each other in order to escape the poking and prying nose of the Falcon.
21. Much Ado About Nothing by @wienerbarnes
Bucky x Reader
As Steve, Sam, and Bucky return home from a grueling mission where Steve has a near-death experience, he makes the last minute decision to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Sharon Carter. To pass the time until the impulsive wedding, the team decides to play a game: Get Bucky to fall in love with their residential tech expert, also coincidentally the bane of Bucky’s existence - You.
22. Flashing Lights by @pellucid-constellations
Paramedic!Bucky x Reader (2 parts)
Bucky’s worst fears come true when he’s called to a scene. If he’s the one with the dangerous job, then why is it your life that’s hanging in the balance?
23. Teach Me How to Love by @buckyismybicycle
Dad!Bucky x Teacher!Reader
Natasha leaves behind her precious daughter, Yelena, and with her dying breath asks Bucky to look after her.
24. Secret Confession by @buckysmischief
Bucky x Reader Social Media AU
After an unexpected break up with Bucky, you change a few things. Your hair, your number, even your schedule for the upcoming semester. But after weeks of dodging the topic, your roommates (MJ, Peter and the Twins) and your close friend Natasha decide it’s time to help you move on.
26. The Rumor by @sidepartskinnyjeans
Bucky x Agent!Reader
there's a rumour going around the compound about you and Sergeant Barnes, which is ridiculous because he's an avenger and you're a junior agent. How would a rumour like that even get started?
27. Our Home to Heal by @subwaysurf45
Bucky x Reader
working at the VA, you’ve found your place. helping people in the sobriety unit as well as cooking for the food bank, the VA had everything for you. Bucky Barnes has a not-so-good first impression but after dealing with a dark recent past he finds you to help him heal.
28. Sixth Sense by @buckybarnesowl
Bucky x Enhanced!Reader
Bucky struggles to find his place after Team Cap returns to the compound. People are still wary of the ex-assassin, including some of the Avengers, but you know better. You sense his goodness despite, and you’ll do anything to make feel what you feel.
29. A Half-Naked Nurse and Wrong Ideas by @urimaginespimp ✨
Bucky x Reader (2 parts)
you’ve gotten sick and Bucky takes care of you
30. This Love by @urimaginespimp
Bucky x Witch!Reader
A multi-chapter fic between the reader and Bucky in different settings of the MCU, starting with them meeting during Civil War, up to TFAWTS.
31. Sweeter Than Honey by @foreverindreamlandd ✨
Mechanic!Bucky x Assistant!Reader
It's your first international trip working for bestselling author Tony Stark as his new personal assistant, and you're desperate to prove yourself worthy of such an incredible opportunity. But when things start to go wrong whilst staying in Dublin, and suddenly you're stuck in the middle of the Wicklow Mountains with a flat tire, you're convinced that you'll be fired before the day is over. Luckily, a handsome, blue-eyed mechanic with an accent that makes your insides melt comes just in time to  save the day.
32. Solace by @winterdrag0n ✨
Bucky x Reader Modern AU
After years of living abroad, you’re finally back to New York with a failed marriage and a flashy new job at Art Gallery. In your cousin Steve’s wedding, you meet Bucky again. Your relationship with Bucky had been complicated, to say the least. He had been your childhood enemy, friend with benefits and drinking buddy. But this time, with new circumstances, the two of you might find solace in each other.
33. Keeping Me Up by @writing-for-marvel
Neighbor!Bucky x Reader
When Bucky moves in next door, you seem to get much less sleep than when your previous neighbour lived in apartment 4a.
34. The Name of the Game by @matchamunson
Bucky x Reader College AU
Bucky Barnes doesn’t do love or relationships. He does nights of meaningless sex and the occasional date before ghosting his latest victim. When his roommates bet him $200 he’ll never be able to get a girl to fall in love with him, he’s all in. Enter Y/N Y/L/N, seemingly good girl next door that Bucky knows he’ll be able to make fall for him. When she finds out about the bet Y/N only has one thing in mind: beat the bastard at his own game.
35. Paws and Pins by @matchamunson
Tattoo Artist!Bucky x Reader Social Media AU
In which Bucky runs into the owner of the animal shelter across the street from his shop.
36. Amaranthine by @kashimos-hajime  ✨
Bucky x Reader
a boy and a girl went off to war. they fell in love and the devil laughed.
37. Nightmare by @petertingle-yipyip
Bucky x Hydra!Reader
You were only in New York for a recon mission. Seek out and assess the threat. But when you get distracted by a handsome soldier, plans change.
38. Heartlines by @buckyskorpion
Bucky x Reader
When Reader moves into Avengers Tower to finish her PhD in safety, the last thing she expects is to have something in common with the shy insomniac Bucky Barnes.
39. Reset by @lunarbuck ✨
Winter Soldier!Bucky x Reader
The government has fallen, Hydra has taken over. You were an agent of SHIELD long before the reign of terror began, and became a member of the resistance when they needed you most. Everything changes when the Winter Soldier captures you from your safe house.
40. Long Black by @evanstarff
Bucky x Agent!Reader
After a disastrous HYDRA coup goes wrong, Bucky Barnes is forced to go under witness protection at a coffee shop – with you as his highly trained ‘bodyguard’. Is something brewing between you or is he just tall, dark, and bitter?
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pitviperofdoom · 11 months
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Don't mind if I do
OK so turns out I am hugely particular about Sanders Sides fanfic, I'm kind of lukewarm on shipping and AUs, so even though I've been chewing through bookmark lists and heavily filtered AO3 tags like the metal shark in James and the Giant Peach, I've only found a handful that I really really like:
fall into a hole you couldn't see (the friends on the inside remix) by arealsword: Crossover with Inception. A team of nameless extractors invade Thomas's dreams to steal an audition script. Too bad no one told them about Janus. This was the first fic I read after getting back into the fandom and it's so good that I'm outlining a sequel for it with the author's permission.
Self Love by parallelmonsoon: Post- Putting Others First, Thomas has some one-on-one time with each of his sides. Results are mixed at first. Janus helps, in his own way.
Heart of Ice by Arwriter: Touch-starved Virgil. Made me cry.
Remus's Guide To Mending Friendships (For Fun And Profit) by LostyK: Remus decides to help Janus and Virgil patch things up. His methods are about what you'd expect.
look me up and define me (please remind me) by angelsdemonsducks: aka Janus Has A Bad Time: the fic. Turns out shapeshifting into other people to do what you need to do can cause an identity crisis, shocker.
Cold-Blooded by ArtistOwl: honestly the actual summary says it best: Roman tends to run hot. Janus is cold-blooded and will end up wrapped around the warmest thing in the room when he goes to sleep. The sides have a sleepover. What happens next will totally shock you.
Can you tell who my favorites are yet
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theuncoupleddiningcar · 6 months
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Oh no, yall, she's back with another oc-
Introducing...
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Ladybird!✨️🩷
A southern belle whose heart and soul is found in her cooking! Ladybird grew up in the countryside and is also a trained violinist! Fascinated by the thought of a peach on the hillside, our heroine went to take a look. She saw something glow, and of course, she put it in her mouth! It looked like a French fry, after all!
After the adventure on the giant peach, Ladybird moved in with the rest of the bugs and James, as she made friends with all of them, especially Ladybug! (And Grasshopper, but that may be more than friends heeheheuhee)
She now spends her days at her bakery, either baking or playing a tune for everyone! She plays in the orchestra with Grasshopper! She also spends lots of time cuddling with her partners and whipping up their favorite meals!
(That's just her book lore lol- in another au, she meets Grasshopper at the orchestra)
Bonus doodles:
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Asks/comments are encouraged!
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blazeismyname · 24 days
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Overanalyzing songs for CoCaL....
I feel like Kid could probably apply to Jonny, but it refers heavily to underaged drugs and stuff but like! Maybe??? (Looking back, eh.... I don't really see it) I really like Mark Deck, I need to....
SLEEPLESS LULLABY. SLEEPLESS LULLABY... SLEEPLESS LULLABY!!!!! "When you Can't fall asleep Trying hard not to weep I will I will be your lullaby Fall in the arms of my melody" AAAAA, TIM CORE. LIZZIE CORE. BRIAN CORE. ALL THEM. ALL THem
OOO, AND LIFE??? MAYBE THE PEOPLE SHITTING ON BRIAN AND HIS DREAMS AND BRIAN JUST HAVING THIS OPTIMISTIC "Stfu"... "This is my life and these are my dreams, this is something that you can't take from me" BRIAN.. SO BRIAN....
Oh um... My Name is James possibly? I don't know, give heavy Brian vibes too
Lean on Me is this whole fucking AU, fight me
Love Like You???? LOVE LIKE YOU??? "When I see the way you act, wondering when I'm coming back, I could do about anything, I could even learn how to love like you" JONNY WHEN HIS HEART STARTS BEATING AGAIN AND HE SEES BRIAN'S DISTRAUGHT????
All of Mesh by Ollie Lewin.... " I wanna be somebody Me 2.0 for you And when you need somebody You're gonna feel the same, way, I do I wanna say, "I love you" Before you say, "I'm gone"" AHHH, THEM
OKOK, I LOVE OST SO I NEED AT LEAST ONE TO ADD ONTO THESE RAMBLES!!!! MAYBE THEIR SONG FROM BAD END THEATRE OR HOME FROM UNDERTALE???? INTRO ALSO HAS SUCH A VIBE (and big nostalgia for me)
To You by OR3O... Jonny and Nastya with their parents......
NO MATTER WHAT FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE WAR TRIO!!!!!! "If you like it or not (if you like it or not) I'm gonna be right by your side no matter what!"
DONT FORGET FROM DELTARUNE!!!! LISTEN.... THE WHOLE SONG...
Living On has the royal throuple to their kids vibes but ehh...
I CANT EVEN REMEMBER THE LYRIC BUT FAMILY FROM JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH. THAT SHIT
Ok... completely shit but Youre The Only Thing I Wanna Do by RobertIDK is so Marius core
Isn't It Love. Won't elaborate. I don't need to
Here Comes a Thought maybe??? I will look at it later
LULLABY UNTIL THE END, IT DOESN'T HAVE LYRICS BUT IT FEEL SO LIZZIE HUMMING TO HER KIDS...
This is all I got for now, gotta sleep soon
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daze4all · 6 months
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Genshin Characters as a Librarian 
Imagine:
What would they recommend/read  & how/what would they read to kids during story time? Zhongli, Ayato, Scaramouche, Itto, Al Haithem
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Zhongli as a Librarian
He would look good in reading glasses and I think might need them
Probably know where any book you want and would know obscure and antique novels 
He would probably take care of delicate antique books like a curator or book binder 
Cpudl see him working in one of the big national libraries 
Recommends: The Sound & The Fury 
Recommends history books or historical fiction probably very difficult or long books 
-He’s probably be good at serious book readings such great exceptions history reading its his deep serious voice. 
However, I find it funny to imagine him being in the kiddie corner reading to kids with his deep voice kind of like a kinda like dad or grandpa that is not sure whether to be serious or funny with it. 
Probably more serious or classic kids books like Peter Pan 
Scaramouche as a Librarian
Recommends: Tokyo Ghoul 
As a librarian is rude but when pressed about books to recommend  jerks a thumb at the manga section where he had written scathing descriptions about manga series. 
Such as for Tokyo Ghoul: “Dumb guy asks red flag girl on dinner date that clearly goes wrong when he is the dinner” 
In a modern AU the type to work at at a local bookstore or barnes & nobles for part time work cuz he has too for an allowance or soothing 
Reading to Kid’s :  
If he was forced to read to kids he would be annoyed at first but get really into it 
He definitely be the type to enunciate “BAM” & “POW” sound effects to startle the kids to his amusement.
Also would kill it on creepy Halloween stories. 
Ayato as a Librarian 
Would recommend:  Great expectations 
Fine literature like great exceptions as he is cultured like that but also thrillers due to the surprise aspect and twists
Reading To kids:
Reading to Kid’s: I think he’d add in his own surprise lines to make the stories fun and see if any kids would catch him in his lie.  Or reading he more fantastical whimsical unexpected children books like Roald Dahl Matilda or James & the giant peach, 
He would also be good at is as he had Ayaka as a sister and could see him getting her into books and vice versa. 
“And then the very hungry caterpillar ate a Moose “ 
Umm mrs kamisato that’s not possible 
Itto 
Books to Recommend: One Piece 
Definitely also a manga reader and might get excited recommending should mana but maybe just the fight scenes 
He’d recommend One piece like “ Then this green hair dude goes SLASH with his sword and stretchy boy that STREECH his body to shoot a cannonball back at a rival ship” 
Volunteers for fun at local library 
Itto reading to Kids during Storytime. 
Would be so into reading to kids & has big kid energy himself and will get excited while reading and find himself commenting on the story 
Also voices out eh sound effect or act them out like the cannon went “BAM” and slamming his fist on bookcase causing the books to topple out of the bookcase “oops, I’ll clean that u hehe”
Be reading simple kids books maybe Clifford the big red Dog 
Al Haitham 
Recommends: Sherlock Holme Book’s
He would recommend and  read academic papers philosophy, Plato or Socrates for fun I feel like. 
Or mystery’s where you have to guess the killer using logic like Sherlock Holmes 
Also be the type to know the dewey decimal system and know where everything is and be annoyed when people cannot find books.
the type of librarian who’d work best in a college library not a public one 
Reading to Kids for Storytime: 
I get the feeling he would rather not read to kids as he is not a kid person but if he is doing it he will do it right and so that they learn something 
He would maybe correct the kid’s pronunciations of words if they get it wrong
He would choose an educational book that has a logic puzzle or to learn a new language like Spanish lol since he came from haravatat the school about languages 
Inspired by:
I had random nostalgia for the library and how we would do story time as kids when I heard they still do it at some libraries had to write this plus love books
I really like the voice acting of Genshin characters and have err simped more below 
Sometimes after writing yandere stuff I just need some fluff about sweet soft bois.
Side Note on Voice Actors: 
I bet as voice actors any of these characters can probably pull off story time with a variety of voices.
I find it funny I can recognize certain voice actors such as Zhongli or Aether as their voices are so iconic and pervasive in other works. 
I think Voice actors are either really good for their unique voice or the variety in how they can change their voice. 
Honestly, the voice actors in Genshin are so talented and really put work into their characters. 
I find it great that we are developing a community of good English voice actors 
(Also not my UID someone elses screenshot )
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limetimo · 9 months
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RAB FICS I READ (JULY 23 pt 2)
antithesis by rweoutofthewoods musicians regulus and james go from enemies to lovers until it blows up in their faces becuse they're stupid. LOVING Regulus' backstory of going to foster care after Wally and onion almost killed him and getting adopted by the Tonkses
I'm not tired (never of you) by thestarsforus BARTLUS BARTYLUS BARTYLUS regulus gets disowned
Unexpected Pardon by Yemi Hikari (Yemi_Hikari) regulus survives the cave...... but does sirius
I of the Storm by Yemi Hikari (Yemi_Hikari) regulus has troubles with his magic. he doesn't plan on letting it go far enough to become and obscurial
Obscured Away No More by Yemi Hikari (Yemi_Hikari) orion talks to regulus about his troubles with his magic. good dad orion
feel it in my soul by orphan_account regulus oneshots by. should i tag them if they orphaned their works? but it's good writing.
starling by Zazzander regulus slowly figures out wizard supermacy is bs, endgame Jegulily
To the Dark Lord by MidnightStargazer regulus' journey from enthused baby death eater to disenchanted anklebitter
castles crumbling by rweoutofthewoods for rsbarelle regulus calls james for help in the cave
Silence Between Us by brandileigh2003 wolfstar, background jegulus
Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule by courfee 10 things i hate abuot you Jegulus au also the author is SO right about bread. the english should be ashamed of theirs
Regulus Reborn as Harry's Twin a series where regulus is *gasp* reborn as harry's twin
Tell me what you want by ThisLiminalSpace for greenvlvetcouch Jegulus PWP
Collars and Croissants by Solmussa, ThisLiminalSpace make croissants for your first date, the bulletproof dating guide by one REgulus arcturus black. James passes even though he insists on heart-shaped croissants
Shattered by SebbiGrey stripper regulus/remus
Roast In Peace by ThisLiminalSpace for greenvlvetcouch regulus runs a funeral house, james needs to bury a bad mother, they walk around a lot which honestly is so relatable and the most real thing I've ever read, and then they fuck. Also puns
wishes of could be by regulusandpandora regulus runs away with sirius but then becomes a spy
these violent delights (have violent ends) by damagecontrol for thefogofthefuture, moonlightreads titanic AU, wolfstar jegulus, crying screaming throwing up
Right down the line by CMorningstar5 squib regulus also petunia bullies her way into hogwart's squib study program. she's a massive bitch but you're gonna love her
High Infidelity by withtheoldstars back when, Regulus and james had a sordid affair behind lily's back until it blew up in their faces and regulus moved out of the country. 5 years later they meet again at wolfstar wedding. does regulus respect lily, james and himself enough to do what is right?
Will You Visit Me by hellenistic (apartfromheartburn) evan is harry's preschool teacher and one of harry's many parents/guardians is really really hot. RoseStar
Now He's All Over Me (It's Like I Paid For It) by jegulusofwesper JAmes/REgulus/BArty/Evan ft vibrating panties. PWP
Unsaid Reggie by jegulusofwesper musician sirius plays a song for regulus, doesnt know regulus is there
James And His Giant Peach by jegulusofwesper jegulus fucks a peach. I blame call me by your name
i'm not much for dancing but for you... by malakiwis for calamitoustide prom jegulus, comic
Do you think I have forgotten? (About you) by zumin regulus has cursed memory loss, pandora to the rescue, jegulus
You and Me, Moony by AmethystHeart2421 remus/regulus, DE reg saying goodbye before the cave, smut
Runaway Groom by ThisLiminalSpace Regulus runs away form his wedding, fucks James
Live Love Laugh by daydreamerdisease for melissamwrites sirius and regulus have sex over htier parents' graves
Deals and promises by Kiwi2229 jegulus smut with dom regulus
Always a Black Brother & His Potter by MiraclesInJuly regulus lives and bumps into tiny harry and adopts him in like half an hour
Regulus Black's Favourite Gryffindor by MiriamMT cat animagus reg lazies around in the gryffindor common room and plays favourites with ppl who want to pet him. jegulus
Iron Ambrosia by amour_anguis jegulus PWP top regulus
Distracted by lovegoodkisses regulus/remus PWP
Cygnus by HoodGirl28 sirius runs away, regulus isnt coping and selfharms, his friends are trying to help, jegulus
Please, James, take back your Key by MiriamMT animagus reg would really like it if his secret bf's friends stopped bargin in on their sexy times
His Brother, on the other Hand... by MiriamMT sirius finds out about jegulus
Defectors by NachoDiablo  regulus survies, slowburn jegulily, wolfstar
i think your love would be too much by ishouldntbeherern spiderman regulus au, jegulus
Like Nothing You've Ever Felt by pinkthekla  omega regulus tops alpha james, PWP
Last scene of all by zvzam regulus gets the dark mark against his will, and that's just the beginning of a very shitty evening. in the end he gets his brother and boyfriend back tho
Take you like a drug - I taste you on my tongue by Moonsss jegulus, trans dom regulus, there is some plot
so give me all you've got (i can take it) by JohnnysLittleMonster lily dies, james and harry live, reg and pandora took care of horcruses, endgae wolfstar and jegulus
Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight regulus runs off to alphards, jegulus slowburn
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Me: (watching the James and the Giant Peach VHS trailer because of nostalgia)
Narrator: "About a sassy spider and a lovely ladybug."
...
Well that sums up Chlonette in my AU.
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This took like a month to make and I actually wanna die after finishing it.
It's james and the giant peach au because I was in a production of it in May.
It was super fun and i miss my cast mates alot, I was shark/reporter/gay guy/story teller/victim of a robbery.
Also I found out that actually grasshoppers can be pink, ladybugs can be blue, centipedes can be red, spiders can be brown and worms can be blue irl, so HAH. It still works!
@thatsthat24
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Ooc: okay y’all so this blog is a blog ran by Sponge, or Aunt Sponge from JATGP (James and the giant peach) this is a head cannon/ au thing where rather than Spiker and sponge dying after being crushed by the peach, they survive and heal after a few years, being left with injuries. I will upload a few panels that probably showcase the designs I made for Spiker and sponge pretty well! :3 so please interact! That’s all I can really think of to say rn!! See ya!! :3
OUT OF CHARACTER^
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Gym Masterlist
And All The Lights That Guide Your Way Are Blinding (ao3) - Not_Crazy_Just_a_Fangirl T, 4k
Summary: 5 times Peter Parker met Matt Murdock + 1 time Daredevil met Spider-Man
AKA: some Post- No Way Home angst and Peter finding a new pseudo-parental figure in Matt
Another (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight steve/thor E, 22k
Summary: Steve Rogers feels out of place, lost and lonely in a time period he never expected to live to see.
He spends his time drawing or working out until he can barely stand--anything to keep him from thinking too much, from dwelling on how he feels.
A surprise moment with Thor leads to an entire night with the Demi god and when it happens again and again, and Steve starts thinking he has finally found where he belongs.
When Thor leaves to visit Jane, Steve wants nothing more than to call him home and drag him into bed for Another-- another kiss, another embrace, another night spent loving each other.
But what if Thor doesn't feel the same way?
avengers tower gym (ao3) - silver_drip loki/tony G, 4k
Summary: Loki breaks into Avengers Tower to battle… Pokémon.
Breathe and Release (ao3) - exfatalist steve/tony, sam/sharon T, 15k
Summary: Since being honorably discharged from the Army after an injury sustained while deployed in Afghanistan, Steve Rogers has found a new center of balance as a yoga instructor at a small Manhattan gym. It just stands to figure that one day media crisis-plagued billionaire Tony Stark would come waltzing in and throw everything off. As he guides his controversial new student on the journey to inner peace, Steve learns to deal with some negative energy of his own, and finds something unexpected on the way. [ Non-Powered AU, Modern!Steve. ]
Darwin's Theory (ao3) - bakinglaw steve/natasha E, 2k
Summary: “You know, according to Darwin, men demonstrate their physical fitness to enthrall a mate.” Without breaking eye contact, she sat down on the bench press, her ass hanging slightly over the edge, and leaned back onto her elbows, spreading her legs to give him the perfect view of her pantiless sex. “Should we test your prowess?”
Easing In (ao3) - linguamortua steve/brock E, 4k
Summary: Brock Rumlow's just a man. A man with jackboots and a penchant for face-fucking. Poor, desperate, Captain America doesn't really stand a chance.
Float like a butterfly (sting like a bee) (ao3) - gottalovev steve/tony, clint/phil T, 19k
Summary: Steve Rogers is looking for a new Team and signs with Nick Fury in his quest to climb back in the professional boxing ranks after a 5 years break. When he realizes Fury’s gym is owned by Tony Stark, billionaire-playboy-entrepreneur and up-and-coming boxer, sparks fly and not in a good way. At least at first.
Gym Day (ao3) - howdoyousleep steve/bucky E, 19k
Summary: He sits up and rolls his neck, hands planted on either side of his hips on the wooden bench beneath him, focusing on his posture, and looks over at the man sitting with him.
Oh shit.
james and the giant peach (ao3) - wearing_tearing steve/bucky E, 6k
Summary: “Peach…” Bucky’s eyes widen in horror at himself. “It’s— I mean— Dude, guy, man, person in front of—”
“Peach?” Peach Butt grins, delighted, and then wiggles his brows at Bucky. “It’s because of my butt, isn’t it.”
keeping count (ao3) - ClaraxBarton clint/steve T, 2k
Summary: “Twenty-four,” Clint calls out.
It’s eight days later, and Clint is working out in the gym with Natasha.
Working out is the term Clint likes to use when Natasha is beating the stuffing out of him during their set-in-stone, much mythologized sparring sessions.
Steve has just entered the gym, dressed and ready to warm up for his scheduled work-out - with Bucky, who refuses to spar with anyone else except for Natasha, and only then if she is in a truly awful mood and needs to work out her frustrations on someone less likely to actually suffer injury than Clint is.
Steve stretches and waits for Natasha to pin Clint to the mat before responding.
“Seventeen.”
Clint gives him a triumphant smirk, and then groans when Natasha’s knee slips.
Leg Day (ao3) - Brokenpitchpipe steve/bucky E, 12k
Summary: “So talk to him,” Sam says.
“I can’t,” Bucky groans. “I can’t, Sam, I. He just.” He fluffs his hair up and stares at Sam, distraught. “I want him to bench press me.”
“Okay, so it’s serious,” Sam interprets. “Got it."
(Or: The one where Sam is Bucky's long-suffering roommate, Bucky is a hot mess of a millennial, and Hot Steve spends far too much time on the Lat Pull-Down machine.)
My Temperature is Rising (ao3) - spazzgirl steve/natasha E, 3k
Summary: sometimes sparring sessions can make sexual tension a whole lot worse
Push Ups (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight steve/tony M, 2k
Summary: It started out as a joke.
“I can definitely do more push ups than Steve.” Sam said casually– oh so casually– over cereal one morning. “His muscles just look pretty, there isn’t any real strength there.”
“You can definitely do more push ups than Steve.” Bucky casually– just so fucking casually– agreed, studiously ignoring the way Steve was coughing milk out his nose and swearing about how badly Trix tasted coming up the wrong way. “Your shoulders can carry the weight of the world, Steve’s are only there to balance out them ridiculous tiddies.”
“Oh Sam can 100%, no questions asked, without even breaking a sweat, do more push ups than Steve.” Clint had to raise his voice over the ruckus Steve was making in the background. “Sams arms are like ebony pillars, Steve’s look like the supple limbs of an Irish milk maid who spends the afternoons staring at her reflection in ye olde river in the back of ye olde pasture.”
“I can definitely do more push ups than Steve.” Sam decided.
It started out as a joke.
Then Steve yelled, “SQUARE UP MOTHERFUCKER!”
Stumbling Home (ao3) - SidheRa clint/natasha E, 61k
Summary: or, Things to Do in New York when You've Been Injected with Sex Pollen
Working Things Out (ao3) - Ralkana clint/phil E, 10k
Summary: Clint is a personal trainer. Phil is his new client. Clint might be showing him how to work out, but Phil's got something to teach Clint about himself, too.
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Les films que vous devriez voir pendant ce mois si... halloweenien / Movies you should see during this month so... spooky
Bonjour tout le monde / Hello everyone ! 
Voici une liste de 31 films à voir pendant ce mois si spécial. Ils contiennent tous cette énergie si particulière, si spooky, si gothique, si dark (et parfois si glauque). J’espère que vous apprécierez de les revoir ou de les découvrir ! 
Here is a list of 31 films to see during this special month. They all contain this energy so particular, so spooky, so gothic, so dark (and sometimes so creepy). I hope you enjoy seeing them again or discovering them !
1) Sweeney Todd : Le Diabolique Barbier de Fleet Street / Sweeney Todd : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Tim Burton - 2007
2) Dracula / Bram’s Stoker Dracula - Francis Ford Coppola - 1992
3) Nosferatu, le Vampire / Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens - Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau - 1922
4) Dracula Untold / Dracula inédit - Gary Shore - 2014
5) Sleepy Hollow : La légende du cavalier sans tête / Sleepy Hollow - Tim Burton - 1999
6) Coraline / Coraline - Henry Selick - 2009
7) Edward aux mains d’argent / Edward Scissorhands - Tim Burton - 1990
8) Les Noces Funèbres / Corpse Bride - Tim Burton - 2005
9) L’étrange Noël de Monsieur Jack / The Nightmare Before Christmas - Henry Selick - 1993
10) Black Swan / Le Cygne Noir - Darren Aronofsky - 2010/2011
11) Harry Potter et le Prisonnier d’Azkaban / Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Alfonso Cuarón - 2004
12) Merlin / Merlin (téléfilm) - Steve Barron - 1998
13) Hansel et Gretel : Witch Hunters / Hansel et Gretel : Chasseurs de sorcières - Tommy Wirkola - 2013
14) La Cabane dans les Bois / Cabin in the Woods - Drew Goddard - 2012
15) Princesse Mononoké /もののけ姫, Mononoke hime  - Hayao Miyazaki - 1997
16) James et la Pêche Géante / James and the Giant Peach - Henry Selick - 1996
17) Dark Shadows / Ombres et Ténèbres - Tim Burton - 2012
18) Le Voyage de Chihiro /  千と千尋の神隠し, Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi - Hayao Miyazaki - 2001
19) Kiki la petite sorcière /  魔女の宅急便, Majo no takkyūbin - Hayao Miyazaki - 1989
20) Underworld / Monde Infernal - Len Wiseman - 2003
21) Entretien avec un vampire / Interview with a vampire - Neil Jordan - 1994
22) La Dame en Noir / The Woman in Black - James Watkins - 2012
23) The Witch / The VVitch / La Sorcière - Robert Eggers - 2015
24) La Malédiction de la Dame Blanche / The Curse of la Llorona - Michael Caves - 2019
25) Conjuring : Les Dossiers Warren / The Conjuring - James Wan - 2013
26) Conjuring 2 : Le Cas Endfield / The Conjuring 2 - James Wan - 2016
27) La Nonne / The Nun - Corin Hardy - 2018
28) Gothika / Gothika - Mathieu Kassovitz - 2003
29) Le Labyrinthe de Pan / El laberinto de fauno - Guillermo Del Toro - 2006
30) Le Chaperon Rouge / Red Riding Hood - Catherine Hardwicke - 2011
31) Chambre 1408 / 1408 -  Mikael Håfström - 2007
Les petits plus : 
Vincent / Vincent. C’est un court-métrage de Tim Burton (le premier !) paru en 1982. Il raconte l'histoire de Vincent, un enfant passionné par Vincent Price. Tout est glauque, et parfait. / It’s a short film by Tim Burton (the first !) produced in 1982. It tells the story of Vincent, a child passionate about Vincent Price. Everything is dark, and perfect.
Les Contes de la Crypte / Tales from the Crypt. C'est une série télévisée américaine très connue de 93 épisodes (et ce n'est pas assez, croyez-moi). Humour noir, violence et macabre sont au rendez-vous. Tout ce qu'on aime. / It's a very well-known American TV series of 93 episodes (and that's not enough, believe me). Dark humor, violence and macabre. Everything we love.
Trois animes de qualité et bien sombres / Three dark and wonderful animes :
- Elfen Lied / エルフェンリート, Erufen rīto - 2004
-Erased /  僕だけがいない街, Boku dake ga inai machi - 2016
-Another / アナザー, Anazā - 2013
Stranger Things / Stranger Things (particulièrement la saison 1 & 2 / especially season one and two). Ces deux premières saisons sont blindées d'ambiance noirs, glauques, voir carrément macabres. Les lumières et les couleurs choisies vont parfaitement dans ce délire, et la deuxième saison se passe... pendant Halloween. Parfait non ? / These first two seasons are armored with dark, gloomy, even downright macabre atmospheres. The lights and colors chosen go perfectly with this madness, and the second season takes place... during Halloween. Perfect right ?
Happy Halloween everyone !
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NOTHER COCAL ANIMATION IDEA
Just an animation of everyone singing with Jonny to Family from James and the Giant Peach... Imaging Ashses as the hot goth spider.... there should be a mechs James and the Giant Peach AU
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thebigpapilio · 5 years
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NEW MIRACULOUS AU IDEAS THAT WRITERS CAN USE IF THEY DESIRE:
“trivia night at the bar with my friends turned showdown with you and your buddies” AU
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS AU
UNDERTALE AU
James & The Giant Peach AU
Villain & Hero Swap AU but outside the Square 
Ex. Otis/Marlena is Hawkmoth, Alya is Chat/Ladybug/etc.
Other Examples: Nadja & Manon (god forbid), Anarka & Luka/Juleka, Mr. Kubdel & Alix/Jalil, Roger & Sabrina, Andre/Audrey & Chloe, Fred & Mylene, and on
Gabriel makes use of the knowledge that is Queen Bee’s identity AU
Students are Teachers and Vice Versa AU
Whether this means the ex-teachers are the heroes or that the now-teachers are still the heroes are up to you!
Yo-Kai Watch AU
Rap Battle AU
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