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Au where after Adam dies he winds up in hell and since everyone hates him the only job he can get is as Katie Killjoys minimum wage intern. If he tries to tell her to "chillax babe" even just one time she'll rip out his fucking throat.
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OH MY GOD THEYRE AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Enough about Hades and Persephone, you know who i wanna see a YA romantic retelling about? Arachne and Medusa. Two formerly gorgeous and beloved women cursed to turn into hideous monsters by athena, the ultimate victim blamer. Medusa makes statues, Arachne weaves. Arachne has spiders, medusa has snakes. Arachne is bitter and vengeful while medusa is sad and still hurt from posidan. I'm not a big greek mythology gay so idk what the rules are with their curses but i'm sure you can write them in a way they could date each other. Nothing's impossible with greek myths. Give me spider snake lesbians.
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Enough about Hades and Persephone, you know who i wanna see a YA romantic retelling about? Arachne and Medusa. Two formerly gorgeous and beloved women cursed to turn into hideous monsters by athena, the ultimate victim blamer. Medusa makes statues, Arachne weaves. Arachne has spiders, medusa has snakes. Arachne is bitter and vengeful while medusa is sad and still hurt from posidan. I'm not a big greek mythology gay so idk what the rules are with their curses but i'm sure you can write them in a way they could date each other. Nothing's impossible with greek myths. Give me spider snake lesbians.
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I watched the fnaf movie and i really liked it, but now i'm thinking that the animatronics don't actually hate preforming like phone guy says. It's kinda easy to see it as a "dance monkey! Dance!" situation but what if that's the only time the kids actually can play and have fun? It's when the store closes that they feel the most alone and terrified.
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If anyone decides to follow me cause they see my eddsworld stuff i reccomend you check out my alt account exclusively for eddsworld stuff @teary-eyed-tiaras
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Alright since the barbie movie and fnaf movie are coming out this year, imagine a barbie version of the fnaf movie like how there was a barbie version of rapunzel, the three musketeers, and princess and the pauper. It would be called "Barbie in Five night's at Freddy's", and it's exactly like those classic barbie movies we all grew up with. There's musical numbers in the pizzeria, barbie dances alot, William acts basically like preminger from the princess and the pauper the whole time.
Barbie plays the role of Micheal in the story (now genderswapped to micheala) and all the animatronics look like the scary ass barbie animals with hyper realistic creepy eyes and contoured faces. I'm imagining freddy and golden freddy lookin like the dogs from barbie and the diamond castle. Her love interest is jeremy Fritzgerald (played by ken, obviously). It opens with her telling the story to her little sister who's sad nobody came to her birthday party and ends with a generic happy ending and "You're not alone" message after the pizzeria burns down. Despite the fact it makes no sense for the time line Helpy is there at the beggining as her cute animal side kick.
Instead of Willaim being horribly abusive he's just mean and very controlling towards Micheala. She doesn't even die when the pizza place burns down, she just has a wedding with Jeremy at the end, and all the ghost children appear to say goodbye.
Oh and you bet your ass springtrap gets a barbie villain song like "How can i refuse" or "Love is for peasants".
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Thank you so much honestly you should see how much i've improved cause these drawings are old as fuck and havent even aged all that well.
Monster high sanders sides au drawings part 1
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Im uber pumped for the new mh movie so I just had to make a monstee high sanders sides au.
In part two you will get to meet the rest of our lovely students, the were wolf twins remus and roman, Remy the mermaid, Picani the alien, and even their school principle Miss Dragonawitch!
This au is very obviously based on monster high but outside of a few plot points and the same set up it's different in alot of ways, their themes are even different.
While monster high is focused on a racism allegory this au is focused on homophobia and ablism, most of the sides in this either have a disability/disorder or are coded like they have one.
Part two is here!
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It's hard to even write the neighbors out of character, especially Mark, i like making him just a raging girly pop gay dude and eddsworld fans can't even get mad at me cause it could very well be cannon.
Idk what it is about the neighbors but i feel like no matter how dogshit the fan project is for some reason Mark, Jon, and Eduardo are always perfectly in character and probably the best part. In TBATF they just show up, belittle tom for being a shitty leader, steal all his supporters and leave. Absolute chads. Then in best of both worlds the ONLY good part was Elana, Marci, and Joan. Then in the eddsworld fan movie the best scene was paul having weird sexual tension with eduardo and scaring the shit out of them. They never miss. It's probably because when it comes to them the people behind the projects never feel compelled to make them too sweet and sappy so they're out of character, and when the overall project is edgy af they fit in cause they're assholes anyways.
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THE WOMAN WHO WROTE THE BOOK FOR BAD CINDERELLA IS PLAYING MIDGE IN THE BARBIE MOVIE???
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You're right, she was a female villainw with no actual royal motifs or themes to her costume.
Every great villain needs and sidekick, and numero uno has two
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After he fell off the roof and figuired out he had super powers, Mark and Jon suggested that they join him to take down Edd but Eduardo just scoffed."You guys didn't even get powers, how could you possibly join me?". Little did Eduardo know that years of dodging his punches and running away from him made jon develop the reflexs of a cat and the agility of an acrobat and Mark had enough brains to just invent gadgets for his powers. In just a few hours he created a pack/tablet where you just have to tap whatever elements on the periodic table you want and it'll brew in the pack and blast itself out of the hose attached to it. He also invented a few other "smaller" things as a plan B. So Numero uno got two great new sidekicks, Royal Pain and Ele-mental. I'd like to see Edd try to take Numero uno down now! He might even have to get some side kicks of his own.
I actually had this idea when i was 13 and first watched poweredd, i unfortunately didn't have the art talent back then to draw it but now i do! And it's everythinh i had hoped. I based jon's super hero outfit off of robin a little bit and Mark's off of mr. Freeze, starlord, and doc oc.
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This new horror movie is taking hollywood by storm!
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Eduardo was released in theaters in the United States on april 1st, 2023, by ASDFmovie studios. The film grossed over $9 million and received positive reviews from critics who lauded Baker's performance, Gould's direction, and its homages to the films of the Golden Age of Hollywood—particularly The Wizard of Oz (1939)[5] and Mary Poppins (1964).
plot synopsis:
In 1918 during the influenza pandemic, Eduardo is a 20 something year old man living with his mexican immigrant parents on their english homestead while his new wife, Laurel, serves in World War I as a nurse. Eduardo's mother is infirm and paralyzed, and his domineering father insists that he can't be drafted due to agricultural service he should help care for her instead. Eduardo, longing for a more exciting life, spends much of his free time either painting or at the cinema, much to his father's disapproval. However, Eduardo also shows signs of being a disturbed individual, killing small animals and physically abusing his mother when they're alone.
Later at the movie theater, Eduardo meets a young projectionist named Mark who takes a liking to him.
Laurel's wealthy childhood friend, Edd, visits Eduardo, having bought his way out being drafted and hoping to befriend Eduardo. He then tells him of an art contest being held to find the next big artistic genius and the winner will be given their very own art exhibit in london, which Eduardo envisions as a way out of his circumstance. he later sneaks out of the house at night and visits Mark, who shows him a dirty film he acquired in France. He encourages Eduardo to pursue his dreams. Eduardo comments that he cannot abandon his family, and that he wishes "they would just die." scaring Mark.
Eduardo and his father get into a physical altercation over dinner, during which Eduardo shoves his father against the kitchen hearth, resulting in his father suffering life-threatening burns. Eduardo drags him into the basement and leaves his mother seated in the kitchen. He flees to the movie theater, where he gets drunk with Mark.
In the morning, the Mark drives Eduardo back to the farm so he can prepare for the contest, He is perturbed by a now rotten roasted pig Edd left the day prior, as well as his delusional behavior. When he attempts to leave, Eduardo flies into a fit of rage at his abandonment of him, and stabs him to death with a pitchfork before pushing his car—with his corpse in it—into a pond, where an alligator he has nicknamed Ringo eats his remains. Eduardo dresses himself in one of his fathers best suits, and dresses up his mother before smothering her to death, reassuring her that she is loved.
Eduardo arrives at the contest and he presents a few of his finest paintings that he feels will win over the judges, but is devastated when he is rejected for being a minority. Edd accompanies him home in an attempt to console him. In the kitchen, Eduardo makes a lengthy confession to Edd, picturing him as Laurel. He says he hates her so much he just wants her to drop dead.He admitts he only married her cause she had money and he thought she would be his way out but Laurel found his farm life charming and wanted to stay. He asks Edd how Laurel could be so cruel and selfish, insisting she must of known how much he hated his life. He even specifically hid his more psychopathic tendencies so as not to scare her away. Through sobs he pleads that he just wants to feel loved but he can't because something's broken in him, something that makes him want to hurt animals and people. He demands to know what he did to deserve so much pain while people like Edd and Laurel are perfect. All he wants is to break the cycle and get out but he realizes he is not funny, talented, smart, handsome or even a good person. He isn't meant to be happy. Edd is horrified but Eduardo manages to manipulate him into confessing he won the contest and even says Eduardo  deserved it instead. Seething with jealousy, Eduardo chases him down the driveway and kills him with an axe.
Eduardo dismembers Edd's body and feeds his corpse to Ringo, before going into the basement and finally putting his father out of his misery. Concluding that his father was correct and that Eduardo should "make the best of what he has", he decides to remediate his wrongdoings by creating a comfortable home for Laurel when she returns from the war. The next morning, Laurel arrives unexpectedly. In the kitchen, she is horrified to find the bodies of his parents seated at the dining table around the rotting pig. Eduardo greets him with a protracted, pained smile, tears rolling down his face.
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I love learning about historical documents
I’ve never read venom x Eddie porn but I just like... assume venom slithers up his ass.
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Thomas: i think fans of us would be understanding if we decided to focus on projects we're passionate about that aren't related to sanders sides.
The projects they're passionate about:
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Btw i'm not gonna be "leaving" the fandom, i'll still probably post about it from time to time. Don't worry :).
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That awkward moment when i leave the sanders sides fandom to join a fandom where the creator died of cancer like 7 years ago because it still is somehow getting more updates than tss.
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Fuck me i am so invested never stop making these
Brave Brothers | chapter 2
First chapter | Last chapter | Next chapter
Author's note: this is for @the-girl-with-the-glass-heart. The Red words are for Roman and the Green words are for Remus for the conversation bit.
Notice/Warnings: anger, break up mentioned, war mentioned
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Remus was destroying his bed banister with his sword. 
He was angry. 
Just angry. 
Angry at this marriage plan that he didn’t talk about with his parents.
Angry at Roman just rubbing in marries someone that he loves while the ‘shadow twin of the better twin’ gets a suitor.
He knew that, not just his parents, but also Roman expects him to behave. He thinks that this was Roman’s idea and was basically hosting this, so he could show that he’s ready to be king.
He stopped swinging and hitting his banister when Logan came in with a chess set. 
The prince was breathing angrily but Logan wasn't scared. In fact, he was calm. 
"I overheard what happened." Logan said. “Everyone did.”
"What do you want, Lo?" Remus asked, glaring and breathed heavily.
"I'm going to tell you a legend, or a story in your opinion, that my father told me." Logan said as he set the chess set on a nearby table. 
Remus, very interested, put his sword in its holder and sat down on the floor when Logan finished setting up the chessboard. Remus noticed that five pieces weren't on the chessboard.
"Once there was an ancient kingdom, the name long forgotten," Logan started as he set up four pieces then he got the fifth piece and showed it to Remus. "It was ruled by a queen, who had four daughters." Logan placed the chessboard on the four pieces. "When the queen grew old and was close to her time, instead of giving the crown and kingdom to the oldest, she divided the kingdom among the four daughters, thinking it’ll make the bonds of her daughters stronger. But this made the oldest very upset." 
"Cat fight." Remus guesses, smiling.
Logan sighed and responded, calmly, "Sort of, yes." Then he continued, "She started war with her sisters  and the kingdom fell and went into ruin." Logan got one of the pieces that supported the chessboard, probably representing the oldest, and removed it, making the chessboard fall.
Remus hummed, "That's an interesting story."
Logan sighed and sat down in front of Remus, still holding the piece. "I don't want you and Roman or even our kingdom and the Flame kingdom to fall on the same path."
Remus looks down, frowning sadly. "Even if we need to break up?"
Logan nodded. "Well, not right now. But later…"
Remus, not wanting to deal more of this, got up and stretched. "I'm going to take care of Swampy." 
"...Okay." 
Logan picked up the pieces as Remus left the room. Both of them didn’t want this to happen but it has too… It’s expected for the kingdoms… 
Roman was muttering as he worked on the tapestry. 
He sews for fun and to get some stress out.
The tapestry was of the family, youngest to oldest. Just the four of them.
It’s going to be a gift for them.
He was muttering about Remus as he sewed the tapestry versions on them holding each other's hand. He didn't know why but he wanted them to hold hands, like when they were younger. 
Then he heard the door open as he finished the hands and started on Remus’ silver streak in his hair.
"You're muttering, Ro." Virgil called out. 
"I don't mutter." Roman protested as he turned around to see Virgil enter the room. 
"You do. You do it when you’re upset." Virgil said as he walked over and sat down across from Roman. "Everyone heard what happened in the dining room." 
Roman put the needle that he was sewing the tapestry down so he could face Virgil. "What do you want, Virgil? Just checking on me?" he asked, smiling softly. "Because I'm good."
Virgil gave him a look. 
“You’re not here for that, huh…”
Virgil sighed and put a hand on Roman’s cheek. "Roman, I'm not here for just that. It's about Remus. And don't play that card. Be honest." he said softly.
Roman sighed. “It’s just… we’ve been fighting a lot lately and I want to talk to him.”
“Then talk to him.”
"I do! It's just he doesn't listen!"
Virgil thought for a moment and said, "Alright then, pretend I’m Remus, speak to me."
Roman gave him a 'you're crazy' look and started, "What did I just say? We fight-"
“This is just for practice for when you two do talk about it and then talk about it with your parents.” Virgil interrupted, talking quickly and turning his pale skin to a bit red. 
Roman stared at him for a moment and then nodded, humming softly “…Ok fine…” he said softly. He didn’t want to do this but he knows that he has to, to prepare for a talk with his twin.
Virgil, calming down, smiled softly and cleared his throat. Then Virgil spoke in an odd voice, almost like Remus', "I don't want to get married! I want to until have more adventures until Logan and I feel like we’re ready to settle down, letting the wind go through my hair as I ride and shoot arrows into the sunset!"
Virgil chuckled and smiled at himself for that impression. Roman smiled softly and chuckled but then he got focus and pretended that he was talking to Remus.
“Remus, all of the things that I’ve done to help and prepare you for this. All I ask is, what do you say?”
“Call the gathering off. Would it kill them? Just tell the Lord and Lady of Flame that the prince isn’t ready to marry now or tell them that I’m already with someone! So, that’s that and good day to you, we’ll make sure to see weapons of war in the morning!”
“I realized that rubbing it in wasn’t my strong point. But I can imagine the fear and pressure that’s on you. Now before you go saying ‘it’s not the same thing’, I know that it’s different from knowing that one day you’ll have the kingdom on your shoulders and lead it…”
“I know that…" 
"So is it worth the cost?"
"All I want to say it’s just… I don’t want my life to be over right now… we’re still young… I’m still young…”
“Remus… I believe that if you could just…”
“Roman… I believe that if you could just…”
“Listen…”
“Listen…”
While both of the twin princes were being comforted by a great partner or horse, there were two other listeners that were wizards that were looking for ingredients. 
One was older and the other was young. They both had cloaks and their hoods up over their heads.
The two listeners left the castle grounds and went into the woods.
“Do you think that we’ll get a visit by one of them, dad?” the young wizard asked, looking at the old wizard.
The old wizard looked at his son, smiling softly, and replied, “It’s a possibility, Jan. But now, let’s just go home. We’ll make cookies.”
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Author's note: I hope this wasn’t too confusing for anyone
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Screaming, crying, shitting, pissing, i am so flattered
Brave Brothers | chapter 1
First chapter | Next chapter
Author's note: this is for @the-girl-with-the-glass-heart and, yes, this is going to be in chapters. I hope you like it.
Notice/Warnings: food, rudeness, fighting (verbally and physically)
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In the land of Flowera, Prince Remus just came home from his day off of being a prince. He fed Swampy, his horse, before he went inside when he got home. 
He had some straw in his hair when he entered. 
He greeted the servants as he entered through the kitchen to get to the dining room where his parents and Roman, his twin brother and crowned prince, were at the table.
“Oh, Remus.” Zelina and Richerd, his mother and father, greeted him as he sat down in his seat at the table across from Roman.
“Hi.” Remus said, smiling brightly as he set his bow on the table. “What did I miss?” he asked as he dished up food on his plate.
“Remus, no weapons on the table.” Zelina said, looking at the youngest twin. 
Remus grounded and committed, “It’s just a bow!”
“Come on, Re. Listen to our mother.” Roman said, smiling smugly at him.
Remus sighed and got his bow off the table, putting it on the back of his seat, sitting back down.
“Now, back to the question. Nothing much happened for the rest of the day. Father was talking about how he lost his leg to Regina, the monster bear, on our sixth birthday before you came in.” Roman said, cutting the meat on his plate before he ate it. 
Remus hummed and looked at Richerd’s wooden peg leg for a moment before he looked back at his plate, remembering that day.
◇12 years ago◇
It's Roman and Remus’ sixth birthday.
They were celebrating in a field in the woods. 
The twins were playing hide and seek with Logan, the son of the royal adviser of the king.
The three stopped playing at one point when King Richard placed his bow down. 
Remus tried to pick it up but, due to the weight, he fell over and giggled, making the king chuckle. "I actually have a gift for you." he told the young twin. Then he showed him a bow that Remus could pick up. 
Richard was teaching Remus on how to shoot with an arrow. 
Everyone watched as the little prince shot one arrow a little too high, sending it into the woods.
Remus went to get the arrow with Roman and Logan while the king and queen talked about how he's young for weapons.
The kids found the arrow and retrieved it. It took them a moment to realize they were lost. "Oh no…" they said together. 
Then they heard a faint "come here."
They look around to see a willow-o-wisp and they gasp softly in amazement. There was a path of willow-o-wisps to guide them.
The kids followed carefully until they saw everyone packing up. 
The kids excitedly told their parents that they saw the wisps. 
Everything was calm until Remus screamed loudly when Regina, a HUGE bear covered with scars, was in the field.
Richard ordered a servant to take the kids back home while the rest fought. 
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Remus was pulled back from the memory by Zelina making a popping sound with her lips and asking, “So, what did you do today?”
Remus was already eating a chicken leg. “Hm? Oh, I rode Swampy into the woods, I got some targets, I climbed stone tooth mountains, and drank from the fire falls.” he said, after swallowing. “It was fun.”
Richard chuckled softly. "The fire falls, you say? Legends say that only brave kings could drink from the fall."
Remus made a funny face to him, making the king chuckle more. Zelina hummed softly, “That’s nice.”
Remus smiled as he started to eat again. But as he ate, he noticed that Roman still had a smug look on his face.  “Um… what’s up?” Remus asked confusedly, placing his fork down. Remus knew that something was up.
“Oh, nothing,” Roman started, pouring water into his glass, “just, that these little adventures that you tell, is probably your last.” The crowned prince smiled and sipped his glass while Remus was confused.
“Mother, Father? What does he mean?” he asked, looking at the king and queen.
Zelina and Richerd looked at each other before looking back at him. “Remus, look…” Richard started but didn't have the heart to tell him. So Zelina continued, “We have a suitor coming over. Her name is Princess Lillan.”
Remus looked at Roman for a moment before looking back at the king and queen. 
Remus felt his heart drop and felt his world shattered when he realized that the suitor was for him as he said “What..? I'm the one who's getting married?” 
"Well… It's a double wedding." Zelina explains, smiling softly and gesturing to Roman. "Your brother is getting married too."
"To my dear beloved, Virgil." Roman answered, putting a hand over his heart.
Remus gave a deadpan look at his family. "You two are allowing him to marry a servant while I marry a princess?! You both know we both love men! And we just turned 18!" he shouted. "And you both know that I'm dating a royal!"
Remus took in a breath to try to calm down.
Then Roman said, rubbing it in his twin's face, "You will marry Princess Lillian."
The next thing everyone knew, Remus jumped across the table, causing the twins to fight each other.
Richard broke up the fight and sent Remus to his room while Zelina checked on Roman, to see if he was ok.
Remus growled as he exited the room, carrying his bow, and shouted, "You can't make me!"
Roman slowly got up and noticed that the king and queen were giving each other 'I blame you' looks. 
"May I be excused?" Roman asked. Then he quickly went out of the room when he could. It was so he could let them have a conversion that he doesn't want to be part of and he wanted to work on the tapestry that he's been working on for a while.
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