someone collect them

for @cordiallyfuturedwight

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now

ah yes, even at 12 percy still messes with frank in spirit.

“pretty boy” is such a good and fun gender i’m a big fan

"i've just been working on a... celebrity impression. it's for a sting operation of sorts i've been putting together. yes as a matter of fact it WILL keep me busy tonight—"

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

death leech shadoo.....

design by @galaxylover06

From Gem's stream on 15.04.24 'hermitcraft - let's get back to work :D' [1:31:40~].

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

fandoms love to go ooooo you have to read this fic it's the most popular fic in the famdom it's a fandom classic and then you read it and it's bad

kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

FNAF movie Vanessa makes sun light up with joy!