just finished listening to the og re-animator short story audiobook, and Dan is just the best.

homie was totally ok with theft, graverobbing, so many fucking violations of sepulture, malpractice- this fucking guy has committed SEVERAL FELONIES!!! WAY TOO MANY!! any he freely admits SEVERAL TIMES that he's aware what he's doing isn't the most ethical, but he's ok with it because Dr. West is just so fascinating. their work is important, but it's West that's the draw here. he describes himself as enchanted by his mind, and repeatedly describes his soft delicate features and it's like????? sir???????

it's only when West starts murdering people just to bring them back again that Dan seems to have a problem, but babygirl!!! you giant fucking hypocrite!!! <33333

Five Nights at Freddy's

Tales from the Pizzaplex: Somniphobia

Moodboard

Getting Pulled Down

That's not what happens. But i mean, he tried.

I've used the LU design though, I've got used to it already.

Just devoured a book for the first time in a couple years and man it feels good.

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

Who’s coming to the cookout?

oh my god i finally thought of a vampire au that i'm completely unhinged for. i am about to be so insufferable about this

vampire aziraphale x vampire hunter crowley. and no, neither of them realise they're hereditary enemies when they hook up. they're dorks and idiots your honour.

edit: fic is here c:

fanfic is so good bc the premise of some genres of fic are just inherently funny. I want these two grizzled crime drama protagonists to have some fucking fun for once, so they go to a water park. I dont care how i have to logic my way into them going there i dont care who has to drag them Theyre Going

ok stupid question my bad

Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

Well i dont know what y'all were so worried about - apart from a couple of late trains it seems your dear friend jonathan is having a great time on his buisness trip

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!

Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D