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sodamnbored · 29 days

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Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

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rayssion · 6 months

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Frank: do you ever get the urge to wake up in the middle of the night while everyone else is asleep and just walk to places and be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts?

Nico: yes, but the problem is I don't wanna get murdered nor murder anyone accidentally. Do you feel me?

Percy: I feel you.

Jason: I feel you, too.

Leo: we all feel you.

Nico: why are so many people touching me?

Frank, nodding: this's why you don't walk around in the middle of the night.

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muffinman1901 · 3 months

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HEADCANNON!!!

Nico isn’t offended by Leo.

Anytime Leo says something that others would take as ‘I like my machines more than people’ Nico never sees it like that. Leo doesn’t mean that, and Nico knows he doesn’t, and only knows that others think Leo means that because once Frank said that Leo needed to care more about people. Nico was like ‘what??’

#valdangelo #leo valdez #nico di angelo #pjo hoo toa #nico pjo #leo pjo #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo headcanon

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ambriel-angstwitch · 8 months

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Leo: Crushes are the worst whenever l'm near mine I start acting stupid

Nico: You always act stupid, Leo

Nico: …

Leo: Don't think about it too hard

#valdangelo #leo valdez #nico di angelo #leo hoo #pjo nico #nico pjo #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect riordanverse #riordanverse #hoo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #yes I recycle content with different ships #fight me #also I’m having valdengelo brain rot

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hoesidon · 9 months

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I remember this post that was like Leo and Nico's dynamic is just Klaus and Five from the umbrella academy. And since i love both; Valdangelo on a quest:

Nico: *excitedly showing Leo a map with all of the roadside attractions that he wants to see circled in red ink like the inner old man that he is*

Leo, while Nico is droning on about his attractions: I'm not sure we're gonna have time for all that.

...

Leo, after telling Nico the real reason behind the quest: Well, I knew you wouldn't have come if I told you, so, what was I supposed to do?

Nico: you're Gods damn right I wouldn't have come, Leo!

Nico: it's supposed to be a carefree road trip!

Leo: Well, it still can be, babe!

...

Leo: y'know, I'm glad you came along...you're a great friend.

Nico:

Leo: alright alright you say nice things about me now

Nico:

Nico: *pats his shoulder and walks away* Let's go find your stupid dragon

...

Leo, running away from a mob of people: Car! Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!

Nico: Why can't you just get along with people huh?!

Leo: I do! I did! I try!

#valdangelo #incorrect pjo quotes #man i love the umbrella academy #specifically Klaus and Five #leo valdez #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #percy jackson

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threemoonwatchers · 9 months

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Leo: We gotta hit the gwiddy. Multiple times.

Leo: And also set fire to our enemies.

Nico, just now tuning in: What?

#source: Ssundee #Nico Di Angelo #leo Valdez #platonic valdangelo my beloved #they should’ve been besties #incorrect riordanverse #incorrect pjo quotes

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seulgishaku · 2 years

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Will: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Jason: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Leo: FLOOR IT!!

Will: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?!!!

Jason: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Will: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Nico: DO IT!

Jason: NO-

#jason grace #hoo #pjo #nico di angelo #incorrect hoo quotes #will solace #leo valdez #jasico #solangelace #solangelo #valgrace #valdangelo

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sloilan · 8 months

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I want to draw valdangelo but I have no ideas idea-ing feel free to recommend me anything in the askbox or something and I’ll see if I can draw it!!

#Valdangelo #leo valdez #nico di angelo #pjo #I’ll also be rummaging in the incorrect qu0tes smile

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ilovewillsolace · 1 year

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I hate solangelo

jasico/percico shippers why the fuck are u clapping? I hate them too

#pjo #riordanverse #hoo #incorrect pjo quotes #toa #will solace #solangelo #jasico #percico #valdangelo is the one way

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sodamnbored · 4 months

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Jason, Leo, and Nico hanging out:

Jason: Alright, I’ll be right back.

Nico, pulling him aside: Wait, wait, where are you going?

Jason: Uh…To the bathroom?

Nico: You can’t leave me alone with him. This is exactly the kind of social situation I’m not comfortable with.

Jason: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

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rayssion · 3 months

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Jason: Percy, you're in charge while I'm away.

Percy: alright, I'm your man.

Jason: don't do anything stupid.

Percy: I'm kinda your man.

Jason: please, keep Nico and Leo from bullying Frank.

Percy: .... you need another man.

#ah yes #just two gremlins bullying Clifford the big red dog #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #leo valdez #frank zhang #jercy #incorrect jercy quotes #jercy bromance #valzhang #valdangelo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #hoo #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes

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rosesradio · 3 months

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Choose violence: 2, 6, 19 (for PJO/HOO/TOA)

2.) a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

i know i’m gonna sound like a hypocrite rn because i did write a (rather long, college aged before people come into my inbox 👁️👁️) valdangelo smut, but in writing that i realized i don’t really see them as a smutty couple. gray-ace icons fr

that being said i still have some Thoughts. and smutty dynamics and the reasonings behind them are a very nuanced topic, but. leo would not be a top—I just don’t think he has the confidence or feels the need to. and nico would not be a bottom, mostly because, while he would need to be very trusting in sex, he wouldn’t want to put that much direction in another person. i think nico would be a power bottom and leo a service top, that way nico can kinda call the shots and leo can take care of him while still kinda taking charge in the physical sense, if that makes sense. the dynamic works to me

6.) which ship fans are the most annoying?

…solangelo fans. i’m sorry 😭 i love my solangelo mutuals and followers, y’all are the best. and even though i dislike the ship i respect that there’s potential in it for others. but i mean the fans that just live & breathe Incorrect Quotes and see no flaws with tsats and want to harvest the souls of people who see anything wrong with their ship or the canon content…it’s a little wild 👀

19.) you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

i’m actually not really ashamed of any of my tastes! i have my preferences and like to curate a space of people that all respect each other, it’s pretty neat! the only thing i’m embarrassed about is not speaking out sooner about my love of dark fic in the pjo fandom—it’s a big space but if anyone gives me trouble I’ll block them. it’s very freeing ✨

#thank you for the ask friend 🫶✨#pjo #rose’s asks #valdangelo

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ambriel-angstwitch · 6 months

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Jason: Leo, this is difficult for us to say but

Percy: -YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Leo: Wait, what? Why?!

Hazel: For stealing Nico’s heart.

Nico: Did you guys just hit on Leo for me?

Piper: We're tired of WAITING, Nico.

#valdangelo #incorrect hoo quotes #nico hoo #nico x leo #nico di angelo #leo valdez #leo hoo #jason grace #jason hoo #the seven pjo #Percy Jackson #percy hoo #hazel hoo #hazel levesque #piper mclean #piper hoo

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ghostgirlkillerqueen · 5 years

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Nico:*sneezes*

Leo: omg Nico is dabbing

Nico: im not i have allergies

Nico:*tries to hold a sneeze in*

Percy: oohh he's gonna do it again. Fukin' hit it Neeks!

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threemoonwatchers · 9 months

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Nico: Wait… you’re dead.

Leo: just for this book, I’m not dead :3

#source: moonkitti #pjo incorrect quotes #trials of apollo #nico di angelo #leo valdez #incorrect pjo quotes #platonic valdangelo my beloved

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seulgishaku · 2 years

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*Jason, Leo, Nico and Will on a quest*

Jason: I think we're missing something

Nico: Teamwork?

Will: Cohesion?

Leo: A general sense of what we're supposed to be doing?

Jason: Yup, that's it

#jason grace #nico di angelo #leo valdez #will solace #hoo #pjo #incorrect hoo quotes #jasico #solangelo #valgrace #valdangelo #solangelacez??#theres no ship name for them #but i love them

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