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hanni-simp · 2 days ago
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Idk how but y’all convinced me that Jake cant spell so heres a HC I guess
Jake kept accidentally spelling “Braldey” instead of “Bradley”, and after getting teased on no less than four times in three days, he’s already getting fed up with it. Eventually just starts putting “Roo” instead, and when Bradley objects to this he doubles down on it so that he’s calling him “Roo” in nearly every conversation.
One day, he just stops, and Bradley asks him what his deal is. Jake just looks at him for a second and then grins, “I knew you secretly loved it, Roo.”
Bradley smiles right back, “You know, it’s starting to grow on me, Hangy.”
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eruden-writes · 2 days ago
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Room & Board - Part 10 PREVIEW (Vampire x Reader)
Anon submitted this prompt: For the prompt submissions a vampire that feels guilty after feeding/attacking someone so they leave obscenely valuable ancient artifacts as payment/an apology?
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A sudden surge pulses through the air between the two as their eyes meet. It’s like unseen forces, snapping jaws at each other. In that moment, you are painfully aware of how they dwarf you in height, though Tabaeus is certainly taller than Ewan.
Ewan’s nostrils flares, his eyes narrowing as his head cocks to the side at Tabaeus. The smile on his lips loses its friendliness and you can’t help but think of it like a snarl. “Yeah. We used to work together at the mall.”
“How intriguing,” Tabaeus purrs as they raise their eyebrows. Their hands twitch on yours. Something is not being said between the two and you’re not entirely sure it has anything to do with you. A masked sort of haughtiness mingles with jest as Tabaeus nods to Ewan’s work shirt. “From the mall to the streets? Some would consider that a step down.”
“I work in a lot of places,” Ewan retorts, his eyebrows lowering as the slightest bite of embarrassment flushes their cheeks. Your former colleague angles their attention back to you, though they seem to have a hard time not glaring at Tabaeus’s arms locking you in place. “Who’s this guy?”
With a sigh, you nod to the vampire, “This is Tabaeus, my roommate. They/them.”
“And he/him,” they added, with a pointed tone to Ewan. You think they give your hands another squeeze, but you’re not entirely certain it was a conscious movement.
“And he/him,” you correct yourself. Craning your neck to look up at Tabaeus, you try to catch their eyes with your own meaningful look. However, the vampire’s attention is squarely on your former colleague. “This is Ewan, he/him.” 
“Pleasure.” The word comes out more like a hiss as Tabaeus flashes a smile at Ewan. You want to groan, seeing that the vampire’s fangs are on full display.  
Thankfully, Ewan doesn’t seem put off as he mimics Tabaeus’s polite toothy grimace with one of his own. Part of you wonders if his canines have always been so angular and sharp. “Likewise.” 
The pressure in the air weighs heavier than it did before. A need to do something to alleviate the tension shoots through you, instinct telling you something bad will happen if you don’t. 
“I won’t keep you, Ewan.” Behind you, Tabaeus relaxes, until you add with a softer tone, “We can text or chat online later, okay?”
Tabaeus completely forgotten, Ewan’s attention turns fully to you. The friendliness returns to his smile, his posture easing. “Sure. Your number on your receipt?” 
You mirror his smile and give a nod, even as you feel a strange coldness wrap around Tabaeus. Their stillness has a strange air to it, but you try to ignore it. “Yeah, feel free to snag it there and shoot me a text.”
“Cool, cool.” Ewan glances at the copy of the receipt he has in hand, as if already dedicating your number to memory in his head. Your stomach swirls as he looks back up at you, offering you that warm smile - not even glancing at Tabaeus - before he turns to go. “Well, have a good night.” 
Awkwardly, you and Tabaeus watch Ewan trod down the walk to his car, though you get the distinct impressions you watch the delivery man for different reasons. Once Ewan turns his car on, Tabaeus yoinks the food from your grasp and heads inside. 
You spin around, glaring at the vampire’s back after you shut and lock the door. They don’t seem to notice. “What was that about?” 
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ryuki-draws · 5 months ago
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@charliedzilla lured me into watching TFP few weeks ago and now I'm here making her regret her decisions. Based on that one video of the VA doing the voice at a convention :'D
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irestuff-txt · 29 days ago
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took my time to edit this really funny video. hope y'all laughing rn 🙂
It's a hard knock life for ✨them✨
edit : fixed version where the beats and timing are a lot more in sync
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thatgaymood · 2 months ago
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Being a Byler shipper like…
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tehtariks · 9 months ago
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"Did I know - in my heart of hearts - what Gellert Grindelwald was? I think I did, but I closed my eyes." | FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE
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mafia-c · a year ago
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Perhaps you think I’m just the same as him, that I can only survive as a controlled puppet.
But, I’m not him.
By severing my own strings, I’ll show you I’m stronger than that.
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charbies · 6 months ago
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sad burgeoning scholar princess hours
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fishcrow · a month ago
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funny creature
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thejadecount · 5 months ago
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Me, when I was just starting to use the Internet on my first phone: Why would people do headcanons and write AUs? I think the characters and the plot is just fine.
Me now:
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Original meme from @fangirl-616
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antutix · 5 months ago
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Are they a Ass,Thigh,Tit guy? (hashira verison)
A/n: hey hey hey!!! busy with school, but you may see me online because i’m just checking if something is new!! So if you sent me something, i’ll get in touch in you, depending how busy i am.
characters: Sanemi, Gyomei, Giyu, 
warnings: nsfw
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Sanemi: tittes
No matter how big or small, he’ll love them right away. While you and him are doing the deed, he just can’t but having to look at your tits jiggle up and down when you’re riding on top on him. He’ll grab and squeeze whiling just thrusting your insides. Sucking and having saliva connecting when he pulls back, kissing them gracefully. After done, he cuddles with you and places his hands on your tits and squishes them during the whole night while holding you close.
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Giyu: thighs
He’ll love every time when he thrusts inside of you, your thighs jiggle so much that he doesn’t stop. Biting them and licking them up and down motion, he just can’t get enough of you. After he’ll just lay between your thighs and use his hand and squish them and tap on them lightly and seeing how they bounce. He’ll ask you sometimes to crush him with them, and ends up sleeping in them.
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Gyomei: All
Man don’t even give two fucks, cause he’s blind, but still he loves all of them. Doesn’t have a favorite part, so he cherishes them all. Literally fucking your brains out and hearing tons of clapping noises when he thrusts inside of you. (im so sorry, but like he’s blind, so i got nothing) 😭
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calcium-cat · 6 months ago
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* How would Core!Frisk react to lil dream😯
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mothnita · 11 months ago
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themisterhip · 5 months ago
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Look at that muscle MF ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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sunnibits · 8 months ago
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Okay okay I’ve cracked the code of Doc Ock Enjoyers™️ and the three categories of fanart:
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If you draw him like this, you want Doc Ock to give you a hug.
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If you draw him like this, you want to BE Doc Ock.
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*stares at you* *looks pointedly at your art* You want to fuck Doc Ock.
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gossip-guy-of-middle-earth · 11 months ago
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Most relatable lyrics of Ruin thus far:
1.) “Do you like my dress? It has pockets.”
2.) “Gonna go home and show my cat some memes.”
3.) “‘Cause if God made us in his image, then God’s a fucking nerd.”
4.) “Gonna go home and dress my cat up like Batman, because he’s awesome like me.”
5.) “I totally messed it up again.” “Did you?” “Yeah, in like, three different places. For fuckkkkkk’s sake!”
6.) “…What’s my note?”
7.) “And I pack what is needed for the journey to come; all my books.”
8.) “And I laugh, and I laugh, because laughing right now, it’s all that I have.”
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arianna-creates · 3 months ago
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Kon: *is talking shit*
Tim: 💭👀💪😳
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