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reallyneedsalife · 9 months

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INCORRECT HEARTSTOPPER QUOTES (TV EDITION)

Darcy: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Nick: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Nick: I need my socks.

Elle: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Tao: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Tao: It's me

Charlie: I’m a multitasker!

Charlie: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

Isaac, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Tao: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Tao: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Elle: I know, I was surprised too.

Tara: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Imogen : Tara, I know you love Darcy. I mean, we all do, she's a very nice person and I respect her immensely.

Imogen : But I think she might be a fucking idiot.

Darcy: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Sahar, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

Darcy: Milkshake with two straws please

Tara, blushing: Aww Darcy!

Darcy, putting both straws in her mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this!

Nick: I slipped a little note in your back-pack to tell you how much I love you.

Charlie, opening his bag: This is a 10 page letter. It has an About The Author section.

Imogen: Hey, Charlie? Can I get some romance advice?

Charlie: Just because I’m with Nick doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Charlie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Nick: Several traffic violations.

Elle: Many counts of resisting arrest.

Tara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Darcy: Also, that’s not our car.

Imogen, not totally used to the Paris' Squads brand of shenanigan yet: It's not??

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In another timeline

Imogen: Wow, they really hate us.

Sahar: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Imogen: But we’re not gay, Sahar.

Sahar:

Imogen:

Sahar: We’re not?

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Tao: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Nick: That’s a trash can.

Tao, watching Isaac & Charlie panic : What's going on?

Elle: Isaac is having an identity crisis and Charlie is just having a crisis.

Nick: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at maths.

Nick: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Nick: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during my French lesson.

Tara: Bonjour.

Charlie: Le growl.

Darcy: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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the-world-wont-listenn · 9 months

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I can't explain it but Darcy reminds me of that old tweet that said smth like

"sex addicts be like: mmmmm just one more sex please!!

Idk how sex works."

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new-seas · 2 years

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Frances texting Aled in a panic on her first day of art college: help. Everyone at college is super hot. Being bi is a curse.

Aled: sorry can’t relate, condolences

Frances: 😑

#incorrect osemanverse #radio silence

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rhetorical-conscience · 8 months

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Charlie: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Charlie: Last night I lost Nick at a party and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat.

Charlie: Upgrades.

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heartstopper-incorrects · 8 months

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tori: *angrily presses michael against a wall* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

michael:

michael: are we about to kiss?

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hi-im-august · 2 months

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Charlie: I think I need a hug...

Nick: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Charlie: You... you can let go now.

Nick: No, I absolutely cannot.

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jimjamkagaricci · 9 months

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tori: my boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.

michael: it’s a special event! :D

tori: shut up.

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incorrectquotesheartstopper · 1 year

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Nick: Are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night.

Charlie: I got a solid eight minutes.

Charlie: Not consecutively, but it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

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lhappyface · 9 months

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Charlie: I have a crush on someone but I’m kinda scared to tell you since I don’t think you’ll react well

Tao: Rip the bandage off

Charlie: It’s Nick

Tao: Put the bandage back on

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iluvcatss09 · 9 months

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anotherdayanothergay1 · 6 months

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Darcy: Ah, yes! Baguettes! The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

The shopkeeper: What?

Tara: Ignore her.

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incorrectsprolden · 1 year

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tori: you know what your problem is? you’re really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole

michael, smugly: you think i’m cute?

tori:

tori: shut your pie hole!

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radiosilencedtori · 2 years

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Charlie: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Tao: [ crouches down ]

Elle: [ kneels down ]

Nick: [ sits on the floor ]

Charlie: I fucking hate all of you

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rhetorical-conscience · 9 months

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Nick: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle One.'

Nick: Imogen, code name; 'been there, done that.'

Nick: Charlie is 'currently doing that.'

Nick: Elle is 'it happened once in a dream.'

Nick: Tara, code name; 'if I had to pick a lesbian.'

Nick: Tao is...

Tao:

Nick: 'Eagle Two.'

Tao: Oh, thank God.

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heartstopper-incorrects · 8 months

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charlie: so i woke up today

charlie: *sobs*

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hi-im-august · 2 months

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Nick: Who hurt you? Charlie: *snorts* What, do you want a list? Nick: . . .Yes, actually.

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