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tsumiomi · 5 months
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Kiyoomi: */At Miya's front porch asking for another chance Osamu: Who's more important? Me, your brother who loves you even when you're a mess, or him, that jerk who only loves you when he's available? Atsumu: */Opens the door while looking at Osamu Osamu: And he did not hesitate-
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faelissas · 2 years
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*msby watching a nature documentary*
atsumu: OH I KNEW THAT
everyone else:
atsumu:
sakusa: what the fuck??? how do yk that
atsumu: um i went to college??
everyone:
atsumu: I STUDIED BIOLOGY??
hinata: PFFF NO WAY
atsumu: I LITERALLY GRADUATED LAST YEAR??
bokuto: nAHHH
atsumu: YOU LITERALLY MET MY LAB PARTNER IZUMI
inunaki: we thought that was your girlfriend
atsumu: im gay 😐
sakusa: im learning so much today
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incorrect-sakuatsu · 4 months
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Bokuto: Why is Sakusa sulking? More than usual?
Atsumu: He had to give his tablet up for service
Hinata: Doesn't sound too bad!
Atsumu, to Sakusa: Tell them.
Sakusa:
Sakusa: My fanfics were in there...
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taiyou-hibiscus · 4 months
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*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Atsumu : *walks in and sits on Sakusa’s lap*
The Squad: …
Meian : Why are you sitting there?
Atsumu : There’s no free seats!
Bokuto : But we made sure there was enough room for-
Sakusa : *hugs Atsumu tightly* There are no free seats.
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itzjustkoi · 1 year
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Bokuto: Where's Atsumu? Omi: Don't worry, I'll find him. Omi, shouting: Hinata sucks! Atsumu, distantly: Hinata is the best person ever! Fuck you! Omi: Found him.
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correct-hq · 9 months
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Sakusa: The French have given us many good things
Bokuto: French toast!!!
Sakusa: The Guillotine
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meleth03 · 9 months
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Coach Foster: Has anyone seen Miya?
Atsumu, laying face-down on the floor: Present.
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Kidnapper: we have your boyfriend
Atsumu: you'd be dead
Kidnapper: we have your brother
Atsumu: ok... and?
Kidnapper: we have the orange headed shorty?
Atsumu: you'd probably be his friend by now
Kidnapper: uh what about the owl looking one???
Atsumu: oh my god SUNA THEY HAVE BOKUTO HES GONNA DIE
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nekomanessa · 2 years
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Atsumu: Do you think we were too loud last night?
Sakusa: We're fine... probably.
Meian, eating breakfast while making direct eye contact with Sakusa: Good morning, daddy.
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tsumiomi · 5 months
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Kiyoomi: Just be yourself.
Atsumu: */Is himself
Kiyoomi: Not like that.
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lemontsumu · 1 year
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Atsumu: Omi-kun, stop sticking so close to me. I’m still sweaty!
Sakusa: *holds him tighter and pulls him into his lap*
Atsumu: Wha- Aren’t ya a germophobe?
Sakusa: Just because I have high standards for hygiene doesn’t mean I’m a germophobe.
Atsumu: So ya aren’t a germophobe?
Sakusa: Oh, I am.
Atsumu: Then why are ya hugging me?!
Sakusa: ‘Cause I like you, duh.
Atsumu: What?
Sakusa: What.
The rest of MSBY: 👁️👄👁️
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incorrect-sakuatsu · 10 months
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Meian: Hey, can you guys recommend a book that made you cry?
Sakusa: They both die at the end.
Meian: That sounds dark…
Atsumu: Third Grade History.
Meian:
Sakusa: That also works.
Meian:
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taiyou-hibiscus · 5 months
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Hinata : Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Bokuto : They do!
Atsumu : ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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itzjustkoi · 1 year
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Hinata: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Bokuto: crouches down Omi: kneels down Atsumu : sits on the floor Hinata: … Hinata: I hate all of you.
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chodzacaparodia · 8 months
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*MSBY trying to convince Sakusa to do a tik tok with them for their fans*
Sakusa: Piss off. I won't do it. The only Tik Tok I accept is "Tik Tok" by Kesha.
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he11swinter · 1 month
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I saw this quote and went “HIM. IT’S HIM. THAT’S MY BOY RYAN.”
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