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villain-philia · 2 years

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#hq #haikyuu #hq memes #haikyuu memes #haikyuu funny #hq funny #incorrect hq #kagehina #iwaoi #daisuga #tsukkiyama #bokuaka #kuroken #sakuatsu

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slaytism · 20 days

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Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.

Nishinoya: dump him

Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!

Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.

Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?

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correct-hq · 8 months

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Kyoutani, giving Yahaba flowers: They match your eyes.

Yahaba: These are lilies. They are white.

Kyoutani: That’s, like, most of your eyes.

#kyoutani kentarou #yahaba shigeru #kyouhaba #seijoh #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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bisonandbubbles · 7 months

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Hanamaki: It is much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than to bowl with a tennis ball.

Matsukawa: Which doesn't concern us because we play volleyball.

Hanamaki: just a little bit

Matsukawa: just a little bit

#hq #scraps of words #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq!!#hq!! incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect hq!! quotes #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #matsuhana

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tsumiomi · 7 months

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Atsumu: Did you just bump me? Kiyoomi: Sorry? Atsumu: Do you want me to beat the semen- I mean sh*t out of you. */anxiety attack while trying to look intimidating but gone wrong due to his first time seeing someone this handsome Kiyoomi: Atsumu:

#miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #incorrect sakuatsu #inarizaki #itachiyama #haikyuu nationals #haikyuu #msby black jackal #black jackals #incorrect black jackals #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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sleepinghellokitty · 3 months

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Atsumu: In my defense, I was left unsupervised Kita: Wasn't Suna with you? Suna: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #hq suna #hq kita #hq atsumu #suna rintarou #kita shinsuke #atsumu miya #incorrect hq #hq textposts

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rosecaffelatte · 3 months

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Yamagata: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Reon: Yes but not by the LAW!

#hikkis posts #my incorrect quotes #incorrect shiratorizawa #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #yamagata hayato #oohira reon #shiratorizawa #source: some MBTI meme lol

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glittter-gel · 2 years

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Kyōtani: So are we flirting right now, orrr?

Yahaba: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kyōtani: That still doesn’t answer my question

#kyouhaba #kyohaba #yahaba x kyoutani #kyoutani x yahaba #kyoutani kentarou #seijoh #aoba jōsai #haikyuu!!#hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #yahaba shigeru

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antihetero · 2 years

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Friend: Okay, but any haikyuu ship in killing stalking au would be very fucked up

Me: My favorite would be sakuatsu, but Atsumu is the one who get hit from the baseball bat

Friend: Absolutely

Then I made this:

#haikyuu memes #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #sakuatsu #atsumu miya #sakusa kiyoomi #incorrect hq #idk terminal curiosity vibes

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villain-philia · 2 years

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Matsukawa: I always introduce Hanamaki as my partner, I like the term

Oikawa: Partner? Are you cowboys, detectives or husbands?

Hanamaki: Bold of you to assume we can't be all three

#hq #haikyuu #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #oikawa tooru #seijoh 4

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slaytism · 13 days

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Osamu: truth or dare?

Suna: truth

Osamu: how many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Suna: dare.

Osamu: go to bed.

Suna: I don't like this game

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #suna #suna rintarou #miya osamu #tagging hq sucks #could also work with kuroken #and bokuaka #and most duos tbh #but not kagehina #maybe tsukkiyama tho

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correct-hq · 8 months

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[playing Smash Bros]

Asahi: TAKE THAT, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SIMPLETON!

Daichi: Woah, Asahi! What the-

Asahi: Wha-? Oh I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to snap like that—

Suga, on the same team as Asahi: NO! Stay snapped ASAHI STAY SNAPPED

#azumane asahi #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #karasuno #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

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merlucide · 1 month

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Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

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rosecaffelatte · 1 year

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Kawanishi: I can explain. Tendou: Can you? Kawanishi: Only if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

#hikkis posts #my incorrect quotes #incorrect shiratorizawa #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #kawanishi taichi #tendou satori #shiratorizawa

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txbix-chxn · 5 months

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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