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Incorrect Skyrim Quotes
J’Zargo: I’m the Main Character
Brelyna: Girl, you’re the unreliable narrator
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The masculine urge to play Skyrim for the plot v.s. The feminine urge to wife up Vilkas
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Sereyna: "Ugh, I hate cultists-"
Jenassa: "Doesn't your parent have cultists?"
Sereyna: "Noo! Those are worshippers. They're different."
#would never justify my fathers actions#also sereyna#oc: sereyna (ldb)#incorrect oc quotes#incorrect skyrim
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I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.
- Rumarin during the Sleeping Giant quest, probably
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Farkas, to the new blood: You don't wanna mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
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Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."
Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."
Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?
Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*
Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*
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Dragonborn: They hate me because they want to be me
Lydia: Or because of the atrocities you commit
Dragonborn: You shut the fuck up
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Miraak: Go fuck yourself.
Y/N: Come over here and fuck me yourself, you coward.
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{Ghost is exhausted running drills and training recruits, he is delighted when his break finally comes.]
Ghost, to Soap: Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have more important matters to attend to.
{Ghost goes over to where R/n is sitting, and immediately lays down and falls asleep on her thighs. Needless to say, R/n was stuck there for a while. Simon is like a grouchy cat, he will bite her if she moves.]
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Dave, picking Gamzee's lock: now i hate having to do this, but i need to know if he’s employed
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Incorrect Skyrim Quotes
Yep, we’re doing these again
Tolfdir: Arch-Mage, I don’t recognize that voice! Who was that?!
Circe: A friend Tolfdir! I do have more than one.
Urag: No you don’t!
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Dragonborn: sometimes family is you, your s/o, your adopted children and the multiple families you gained from joining a faction
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Cicero: The Night Mother gives her goofiest battles to her silliest goose
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Aria Fernbrook: I truly go into domestic mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make pie and bacon every morning.
Rumarin: This is a lie.
Rumarin: I'm literally married to them. This is a lie.
Rumarin: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE, WHAT IS THIS
#incorrect skyrim#rumarin#oc: aria fernbrook#rumarin is serious about few very things#pie is one of them#and my ldb cannot cook to save her life
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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.
The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably
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