#im such a fake
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Dear Prosecutor Blackquill,
I’m thinking of getting a pet bird, is there a particular breed you would recommend? :]
Fine Reader,
A noble goal. there a number of birds that may be good companions for you, and which would be best for you depends on the accommodations you can make for the animal, and for what you are looking for in your companion. Personally, I am keen on Taka, who is capable of taking care of herself, but you should know that legally she is not mine, as if I were a registered falconer, a number of things would have to change. I have been given certain permissions to allow Taka to remain by my side, an uncommon occurrence.
Good Birds for beginners include Budgies, who are quite social, as well as rather small, and do well in a cage so long as they have time outside of it as well. They live about ten years on average, meaning they will be your companion for the better part of a decade.
Cockatiels are another fine choice, though larger then Budgies, they like people and tend to socialize with as many as possible. they live on average twenty years, assuming they receive proper care.
If you do indeed with to enter the world of falconry, I recommend looking for someone who can teach you in person. Taka was a rare find, and I do not know what your local regulations state, nor the penalties for not following them. I can tell you about the birds themselves, but they are a harder bird to care for then others, and off-putting to some.
Other common pets include Love Birds, Parrotlets, and Canaries. Ultimately however, it will be hinging on what you do to prepare for them, including the research done. Remember, you are becoming responsible for their very lives. Hold them carefully, teach them well, learn their language. They will reciprocate, if treated correctly.
Carefully,
-Simon Blackquill
#simon blackquill#aa5#ace attorney#advice column#taka#taka ace attorney#im such a fake#i've never had a pet lol#ask blog#ace attorney asks#asks open#thank you for the ask#aa:dd#make you you take care of your pets or simon will take care of you
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BEATBOX IS OUT HOW DID I MISS-
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renaissance dogys
characters belong to @canisalbus
#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship#with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet#ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth#to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO#im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the#high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves#also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3#idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between#masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one#these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise#i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance#for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr#save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me#my art#myart#doodles#fanart#others ocs#canisalbus#fur#furry art#machete#vasco#vaschete#ludovica#sfw fur#furry#anthro
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Counterfeit jade
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#mxtx#fake jade pendant metaphor goes hard#the two things in the world that prove to binghe that he is loved#im not crying you are#wynn arts
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Seen some of these types of francis fanarts where he killed those D.D.D guys so i thought i make one myself🔥/hj
(edit: original😭)
#Also invincible is peak#btw#Season 2 was insane literally??#Anyways!!#Back at it again with the francis art because im obsessed with him#francis mosses#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#milkman#francis mosses x reader#my art#meme#doppelganger francis mosses#fake blood#tw blood
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*azula's lightning going off in the background*
redrew this boiling rock scene taken by @sokkalore and @ultfreakme and then got distracted trying out new brushes
screencap under cut, ids in alt
#zukka#zukka fanart#avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender fanart#mydoodles#i wanted this to be more dramatic in my normal style but this was fun#sometimes im tempted to try to do a redraw in the show style to make a fake screencap but this angle was too hard lmao#zuko#sokka#the boiling rock#screencap redraw
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this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine
#theres so many good video essays i absolutely can not watch bc their voice just drives me insane#idk why im like this omg#i think if any voice sounds 'fake' it makes me feel super unsettled#i am begging YouTubers to pls use their normal talking voice 😭
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Fantasia (1940) - The Pastoral Symphony
#*relaxingifs#art#animation#fake animals#horses#purple#blue#pink#hands free#stim#sensory#calming#relaxing#monsters#pegasus#disneyedit#dailydisneysource#retrodisneydaily#soooo my main blog got terminated by staff i didnt receive an email....#so im gonna be posting some original gifs here hope you guys dont mind <3
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Thinking about Weird Barbie and how she's the very obviously queer outsider of the Barbie world, she straddles the lines between Barbie and the Real World. She's the most aware of the performative nature of it all. She supports Barbie while also gently mocking her panic at losing the hyperfeminine perfection. Her weird house is also home to the discontinued reject weird Barbies, the outcasts (including very gay earring Ken) who never fell into either the original matriarchy or the Kentriarchy brainwashing.
The other more classically heteronormative and beautiful Barbies both pity and fear her, and at first the narrative pities her as well. She's the vessel of girls going weird and crazy and feral on their dolls and that's amazing. Weird Barbie is aware of who she is and how the world sees her and she loves it. She's Weird Barbie and She Owns It.
#i couldnt identify with a lot of the Barbies Feminine Crisis on as deep a level as other women i know#but holy shit did i see what they did with Weird Barbie aka Queer Barbie#GOD this movie did such a great job capturing the feeling of#gender is fake and but also its real#ive been having gender thoughts#mostly about how im so goddamn ambivalent about gender that i can't even identify#with the idea of thinking about What Is My Gender enough to say its nonbinary#my gender is Sure Okay#she/her yeah fine its whatever#barbie
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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i think honestly the craziest thing abt transmisogyny isn't like the active moments of hate but the complete unwillingness and uninterest in anything we have to say — this assumption that if a trans woman is talking it's not worth your time and you can just scroll past. and then you'll have fuck terfs in your bio like nothing happened! wild
#if any of yall reblog that f1nnster post im gonna be heated for realsies tho#sorry! it actually was really shitty of her to perpetuate 'trap' narratives! that sucked a lot actually!#glad he's genderfluid now genuinely like good job but the amount of videos she put out that are like. just. spot the Fake Woman#like PLEASE respect tgirls even a little bit
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Hello Prosecutor Simon Blackquill, otherwise known as Prosecutor 'Panda.'
We have heard from reliable sources that you are obsessed with Japanese Culture.
Why is this?
What is so great about Japan?
It is a tiny island with only one mountain of note. Surely there are better countries with many truly breathtaking summits and rich cultural and spiritual practices unlike any on earth!
We understand Japan is highly valued for it: "Anime" but there are other countries who also produce highly acclaimed shows well worth your while.
We firstly demand and explanation dor your strange taste.
Secondly we highly recommend you broaden your horizons. Look further inland, to higher ground!
Perhaps asks your fellow Prosecutors about other cultures of note. Enlightened individuals to help guild you to a 'higher' existance.
-Your Benevolent Reader
Misinformed Reader,
Firstly, I am not 'obsessed', I am appreciative of my own culture. In this busy world it is easy to lose ones identity if you do not give it heed.
Secondly, you will refrain from referring to me in that phrasing. I know where you picked it up, and I sincerely hope he swallows a butterfly and chokes.
Thirdly, the "only one mountain" is an active volcano of great beauty. Besides that, there are 12955 named mountains in the country, to speak nothing of the unnamed. So if your largest complaint is that it is too flat, then do not blame me for being misinformed, a Google search would have corrected you. The summits are gorgeous, and the cherry blossoms are unparalleled. If you can not appreciate it's natural beauty, then you are, indeed, uncultured. I recommend visiting, provided you are capable of respecting those you interact with who do not share your views.
Fourth, the history of Japan is long and rich, and while it would be untrue to claim it blameless, no nation has a clean history. That is the nature of man. A study of history would indeed do you good, especially on disillusioning you on what impact a small island nation can have on world history, not to mention the future, as it is the most advanced nation from a technological standpoint. And, it has done so without forgetting its culture, or its many shrines.
Fifth, I am well aware of other shows, produced outside of Japan. Steel Samurai was a personal favorite of mine during it's run, and it was made in LA. Besides that, I am partial to westerns. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is quite good, if you must know.
Lastly, I suppose learning about my coworkers cultures would not harm me. Germany has had a large impact on the world stage, it would do me good to learn about it. I commend the suggestion, and will speak to Von Karma-dono about it. Thank you.
-Simon Blackquill
#ace attorney#simon blackquill#aa5#aa:dd#rayfa padma khura'in#ace attorney asks#ask blog#asks open#im such a fake#ive never been to Japan#simons not opposed to learning more hes just a butt i swear#khura'in#someday ill have the ability to visit EVERYWHERE#i realize that this totally does make him sound obessed but#oh well
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Danny is broke.
Which is not ideal, especially since he wants to put some money aside incase his parents find out and things go south.
Not that he believes that they'd hurt him! Of course not, his parents love him. He just wants to be prepared, just in case.
Dog walking, tutoring, baby-sitting, and anything else is kinda out of the question with all the ghosts attacking him.
What about YouTube? He can make his own hours, choose what he wants to create.
Its not he has anything to loose.
And so the YouTuber KingPhantom posted his first video titled "What to do when your turkey fights back."
The heroes are worried.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#Red robin wasn the one to find dannys channel#and freaks out because none of it is fake#the teenager fighting a turkey holding knives is real#Robin doesn't care that red robin is freaking out#he just wanta to know if the turkey is okay#there are a ton of spelling mistakes in the tags and im too tired to fix them
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slowly chipping away at a full set of PC illus for ASO because I need something nice to put on the label of these definitely legally acquired DVDs I've got lyin around in my room anyways I got two done so far. marge and sidney
#dimension 20#a starstruck odyssey#margaret encino#sundry sidney#this hypothetical and definitely not real dvd boxset is gonna require a hefty amount of assets... but I do wanna uh. make them for fun#I like making fake labels and stuff like that! I do mockups of in-universe brand packagings for fun sometimes! definitely!#anyways. Im onto skip next I love that little guy so much. sigh I should rewatch ASO <- just finished a rewatch a week ago
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how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly
#i experience transphobia and hardship in my daily life#and then i go home and go on my computer and learn that i dont experience any of that actually#im just pretending. and i shouldnt talk about it because im just a fake trans#who wishes his experiences could even measure up to a crumb of what real trans people (women) have to go through#ok cool.#testosterone is a controlled substance did you know that. my state is actively making it harder for people my age to access hrt#but i guess since im transmasc i dont actually have to worry about any of that! im fine!#i didnt have a 3 month time limit before it would be illegal for me to access hrt! im transmasc im too privileged to worry about that!#transphobia#transandrophobia
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a few more little pizza animations!!! they're a little rough around the edges but they were a lot of fun to make!!
#these are all kind of getting me in the practice for when i go off to uni in september#i wanna be prepared.... yknow#my art#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#the noise#the noise pizza tower#theodore noise#uhh#fake peppino#animations#adobe fresco#peppinoise#<- you dont have to interpret the last one as thatof course :)#yeah i recognise the first two are pretty messy and could look a lot better#im more doing these just for funsies rather than making something that looks super smooth#anyways im really enjoying making these little animations#if anyone has any ideas for any looping / quick short things i could do#let me KNOW because i ran out of ideas lol
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