Hello Prosecutor Simon Blackquill, otherwise known as Prosecutor 'Panda.'
We have heard from reliable sources that you are obsessed with Japanese Culture.
Why is this?
What is so great about Japan?
It is a tiny island with only one mountain of note. Surely there are better countries with many truly breathtaking summits and rich cultural and spiritual practices unlike any on earth!
We understand Japan is highly valued for it: "Anime" but there are other countries who also produce highly acclaimed shows well worth your while.
We firstly demand and explanation dor your strange taste.
Secondly we highly recommend you broaden your horizons. Look further inland, to higher ground!
Perhaps asks your fellow Prosecutors about other cultures of note. Enlightened individuals to help guild you to a 'higher' existance.
-Your Benevolent Reader
Misinformed Reader,
Firstly, I am not 'obsessed', I am appreciative of my own culture. In this busy world it is easy to lose ones identity if you do not give it heed.
Secondly, you will refrain from referring to me in that phrasing. I know where you picked it up, and I sincerely hope he swallows a butterfly and chokes.
Thirdly, the "only one mountain" is an active volcano of great beauty. Besides that, there are 12955 named mountains in the country, to speak nothing of the unnamed. So if your largest complaint is that it is too flat, then do not blame me for being misinformed, a Google search would have corrected you. The summits are gorgeous, and the cherry blossoms are unparalleled. If you can not appreciate it's natural beauty, then you are, indeed, uncultured. I recommend visiting, provided you are capable of respecting those you interact with who do not share your views.
Fourth, the history of Japan is long and rich, and while it would be untrue to claim it blameless, no nation has a clean history. That is the nature of man. A study of history would indeed do you good, especially on disillusioning you on what impact a small island nation can have on world history, not to mention the future, as it is the most advanced nation from a technological standpoint. And, it has done so without forgetting its culture, or its many shrines.
Fifth, I am well aware of other shows, produced outside of Japan. Steel Samurai was a personal favorite of mine during it's run, and it was made in LA. Besides that, I am partial to westerns. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is quite good, if you must know.
Lastly, I suppose learning about my coworkers cultures would not harm me. Germany has had a large impact on the world stage, it would do me good to learn about it. I commend the suggestion, and will speak to Von Karma-dono about it. Thank you.
-Simon Blackquill
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im looking at your Masterlist and your jitzu smut fic where jihyo has tattoos is staring at me... i read it for so many times these last days im not alright...
omfg jitzu tattoo fic.. ily for rereading that thank you for making writing those 4k words worth it 🥹🫂
also that fic was so indulgent I had to hold back from making it TOO indulgent 😭
like I nearly made it another exhibitionism fic where someone's in the bedroom and could walk out any moment to catch them, but I stopped myself 😭😭😭 (then again, I mean, if you do it in the living/dining room, I feel like there's alrdy a small exhibitionist streak going on.. )
btw, it's my longest fic yet (~4k), do yall enjoy that more or are shorter (-2k) fics okay?
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Okay, for context, this does not have anything to do with a prank war. Oh no. This has everything to do with Vergil.
My beloved uncle, who has a fascination with all things historical and demonic has found some of Grandpa's old books. There are things in these old books that none of us even knew about. Like for instance, he fought in some of the most famous battles in history. Mostly because there were demons among the ranks of the 'bad guys'.
Dracula is involved in this as well. By Dracula, I mean Vlad Tepes. The actual guy who impaled a bunch of people and fought against Mehmed. Yeah, the only reason Vlad lost was because he made a deal with a demon, not Grandpa, but another one. Grandpa got involved because, well, demons. Anyway, cool stuff that I'm sure will be out in the open at some point.
Other than that, I'm being dragged off to Japan when finals are over. Why? Because Vergil said so, and Dad isn't complaining about it. Oh, and Nero is going with us too. Something to do with a lucrative job in Kyoto. Vergil doesn't pass up any opportunity to go to Japan. I figure I'm going as a buffer for the two. I have no idea.
I just hope we aren't there too long. 😔
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