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ezradysus · 2 years

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Love is stored in the chicken nuggie 💛💕🍗✨

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frenzyarts · 9 months

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Went to Ikea with Minnie and we got the tiny Ikea shark and a shark hoodie to match our big shark🥰 isn’t she so cute!!!!!!💕💕💕 🦈

#ikea shark #ikea #shark #lesbian #transgender #min tag #frenzy post

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skittikyu · 2 months

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New LGBT+ pride stickers are available on my Redbubble!

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achromecoveredclone · 1 month

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my blahåj is coming today!!

#yay! nonbinary! transgender!#nonbinary #nb #non binary #blahaj #blahåj #androgyne #ambonec #lesbian #homosexual #nbhet #ikea shark

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tiredtommie · 4 months

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I feel like the lgbtqia community should just make all the ikea plushies their mascots

Like, trans people already have Blåhaj

The non-binary can have Blåvingad orcas

The bisexuals with the Djungleskog pandas

I feel like the pansexuals would like the Blåvingad octopus

Something about the Gosig Golden screams lesbian

And I feel like the mlms/gays would fit Jåttestor or the Livlig husky

#lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lgbtq #ikea #ikea shark #ikea plushies #lgbtqiia+#lgbtqplus #transgender #bisexual #nonbinary #pansexual #lesbian #gay #mlm #tommie talks

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disaster-theysbian · 10 months

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Fiancée: OK so we need to go to IKEA and pick up the chest of drawers and the kitchen stuff for my brother

Me: BLÅHAJ!!!

So here I am, nearly 30 years old, carrying a giant shark plushie around IKEA. When a senior consultant at the hospital where I work comes around the corner and sees me giggling my tits off like a 5 year old.

That'll be fun on Monday when I have to pretend I'm a serious professional.

#wlw #harold they're lesbians #help im in love #lgbtqia #le dollar bean #the tumbling dyspraxic #funny #neuroqueer #neurodiversity #autistic feels #possibly autistic #ikea shark #ikea #blahaj #adhd brain #adhd

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femmeself · 24 days

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I should've known... but IKEA really is a lesbian homing beacon. There was a butch working there today who was just ✨️everything✨️ Freckles and a neat barber cut... 🫠

IKEA really has everything a home needs :)))

#femme 4 butch #dyke #lesbian #wlw #lgbt #butch #ikea #my auto correct first wrote hole instead of home and i think she understands too

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klanced · 10 months

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Keith is such a lesbian ally his lady love interest got a yuri arc . #1 purse dog

keith is so powerfully lesbian adjacent that he sapphic-pilled acxa into a sexuality pilgrimage

#'yuri arc' anon you are so goddamn funny. i need to adopt this phrase into my vernacular #keith voltron ultimate lesbian ally i know this to be true.#HE IS MY PURSE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#acxa puts keith in her louis vuitton handbag. rommelle puts him in the pocket of her cargo pants.#allura puts him in her giant ikea bag and carries him to get around the nyc subway rules about animals being in containers #PURSE DOG KEITH NUMERO UNO!!!!!!!#ask #keith #shitpost #axca

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twosgays · 9 months

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Misc furby things!

Sorry I don’t post as often on my furby accounts! I take so many pictures of my outings with my furbs but always forget to update aaaaa I’m usually posting them in furby discord servers ^^;

Small backstories for the pics:

1: Funfetti Frosting in a dessert/chocolate shop for my birthday outing back in May!

2: Buttercream trying on a cute straw hat made for dolls at a craft store

3: Tangerine Supreme in awe at unlimited breadsticks at olibe garben :D

4. Sugar Cookie is a little too small for the tea party table (at ikea), but that’s okay!

5: Sprite (girlfriend’s furby) approves of those modern kitchen (also ikea)

6: Sugar Cookie and Sprite back home amongst the manga

7: Matcha Milk Tea at my gf’s place for the first time! Very exciting!

8: Found a very cute american girl doll set during a garage sale that fit furbies real well! Was very hot out so Sugar Cookie wears her hat that my gf bought her (she is our daughter)

Two more things,,,, two babies! Cakepop (baby pink, left) and Bubblegum (baby blue, right) 🩷🩵 plus my gf’s reaction to them (she is very supportive of my furby family)

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butchottom · 18 hours

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Not to butch post on main but when I went to campus today I was fully butched out

We’re talking tight ass white t with a lovely pearl snap flannels that was a size too small, with my wranglers that hug my ass and thighs. Cowboy hat on keys on my belt loops, boots shined. THE WAY MY FRIEND LOOKED AT ME AND WENT “you are every lesbian stereotype I’ve ever seen wrapped up in one cowboy package.” Like yes hello I will put together your furniture and ride off into the sunset

#butch #lesbian #cowboy #cowbutch #u haul #ikea #im living my butch dream

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bee11037 · 4 months

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Matt Smith looks like an IKEA cabinet that wish to be a real boy

My lesbian ass in my sapphic ass group chat talking about Matt

This was only 2 hours ago but I know I'll be thinking about these messages every day, 24/7, 365

@c0mmunicationbreakdown thank you giving me a reality check

#Matt smith #11th doctor #Matt smith is hot?#Lesbian thirsting for the doctor #Matt smith looks like if an IKEA shelf turned into a real man #Doctor who #He so silly #silly guy #reality check #my post

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infraredss · 5 months

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I know we fight against gender norms and stuff but I do feel particularly butch when I help a girl open a can or bottle or carry something. It makes me happy and I can't explain why

#lesbian #butch #wlw #lgbtq #butch lesbian #it happened a couple of weeks ago #i was hanging out with my flatmate and her friends and they were struggling to open a bottle of alcohol #so i said “I'll try” and i managed to open it #and a few weeks ago i helped another of my flatmates with a can opener #i also feel more butch when i carry heavy shopping bags home or build ikea furniture #and im not that strong really. im 5'2 and look quite scrawny #i would open a jar for a girl and feel happy about it but i would also like to be pushed against a wall #so i guess it just means i like being helpful #i can cook a good souvlaki too

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xxcherrycherixx · 1 month

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