Deidara: What are you making for dinner?
Tobi: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Deidara: Is it soup?
Tobi: I soup-pose it could be!
Deidara: Quit making soup puns!
Tobi: Wow, senpai’s soup-per mean.
Deidara: STOP!
*one hour later*
Deidara: IT’S FUCKING TACOS?!
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Currently writing a Tarsus IV fic what do you guys think of my concept?
Jim had a tendency to freeze in a dangerous situation on Tarsus and that freeze-response eventually got someone killed.
Years later, some situation happens on the enterprise and Jim freezes again (a response he thought he’d forced out of him). It’s nothing as bad as Tarsus and everyone is fine but the guilt of freezing and getting someone he loved killed is back and now he’s spiraling. He pushes his friends away in an attempt to “protect” them in case it happens again (and a part of Jim is always sure it will happen again).
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Thank you for the tag @spookymoonie
name: Deb
sign: Aquarius
time: 5.53pm
fav band: You're going to make me choose? Do solo artists count or strictly band? If we're talking strictly band then Fall out Boy, Motion City Soundtrack and AJR
last movie: The Lord of the Rings, Twin Towers
last show: Grimm
when i created this blog: Err.. I don't know? It's reasonably new, less than a year I'd say. I had another account when I was in school / uni that I couldn't get access back into
other blogs: No others, I struggle keeping up with this one
do I get asks: Not often, I also don't ask for them though so maybe that's a reason why
average hours of sleep: I want to say about 7 on average. I have a decent sleep schedule when my body let's me!
instruments: I play zero. I wish I could play many. Just never got to it.
what I'm wearing: A very oversized rusty brown colour tshirt and bike shorts. It's fucking hot today.
dream job: Honestly, what I'm building as a business now is and will be a dream job
Tags for those that want to:
@ye-olde-trojan-horse @chace-vito @autistpride @cr-amber @nic-of-time31 @xjustakay @electryone-moon @elder-millennial-trash @grimjobs @courfee
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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN
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btw did you guys see how the hannah arendt prize committee tried to revoke masha gessen's prize after gessen, a jewish journalist, wrote an essay about how zionists and zionist-sympathizing gentiles, particularly in germany, wield accusations of antisemitism to shut down anti-zionist jews... an essay in which they specifically quoted hannah arendt several times
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(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:
"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"
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