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gatorinator · 2 months

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“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

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pigspeetsandhooflikefeets · 2 months

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Thinking about the walrus vs fairy thing and I have to ask the question I've been considering which is what you do AFTER the walrus and/or fairy arrives at your door

#walrus vs fairy #walrus vs fairy poll #polls #tumblr polls #walrus or fairy

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kesbeacon · 2 months

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With all this 'would a walrus or a fairy knocking at your door be more shocking to you' discourse I had a cursed thought.

What If Someone Made An Animated Show Where They Were Roommates.

#walrus vs fairy #walrus or fairy #shitposting #anyway for the record i'm team 'i would be more shocked by a walrus'#a fairy could get up my hill unnoticed. a walrus Could Not.

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fiddlepickdouglas · 2 months

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#are the choices in the room with us right now #idk what the tag is about it just sounded funny #walrus or fairy #polls

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galahadwilder · 2 months

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Alya asks Marinette which would be more surprising for a knock on her bedroom door, Adrien or Chat Noir?

Alya is not expecting the result.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #marichat #adrienette #adrinette #walrus or fairy #original content

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shut-up-danny-kun · 2 months

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Re: walrus vs. fairy. The question is not “which is less likely” it's “which would you be most SURPRISED by”. Surprise is a feeling! It does not nescessarily correspond to one's logic. Of course the walrus is more likely, because the likelyhood of a fairy is zero. I know that. But that's not how I feel. The subconscious part of my brain expects the fairy more because I know from stories that knocking on someone's door is a normal thing for a fairy to do, and that fairies can go anywhere they want. However, by my door is the last place I expect a walrus to be. It goes against everything I know about walruses. Later, after I've thought about it, I would question the fairy more, but the moment I open the door, I would be more shocked by the walrus.

#fairy or walrus #walrus or fairy #walrus vs. fairy #takes

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npdclaraoswald · 2 months

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#walrus or fairy

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spale-vosver · 2 months

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I wanted to add a little perspective to the walrus vs fairy debate.

I live in the United States, as many people on Tumblr do. In the United States, only three places currently have walruses in captivity: SeaWorld Orlando (in Florida), SeaWorld San Diego (in California), and Point Defiance Aquarium (in Tacoma, Washington). All three of these locations are on the coasts.

Additionally, the only place in the United States within wild walrus territory is Alaska, which isn't even part of the contiguous (attached to each other) United States -- the walrus would have to either walk through Canada or swim down the Pacific Ocean to reach a majority of the population.

To reach my location, a walrus would have to travel AT MINIMUM 911 miles/1466 kilometers from Florida up to DC without being hit by a car or train, caught, or stopped in any way.

So, yeah, I'd be pretty damn surprised if a walrus showed up at my door.

#walrus vs fairy #walrus #fairy #fairy vs walrus #fairy or walrus #walrus or fairy

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lennat2 · 2 months

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The Walrus at my door has hired lawyers. They are demanding the whereabouts of a blue bucket

#lolrus #walrus #fairy #walrus or fairy #tram Walrus #i am the walrus googoogajoob #team walrus

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writes-under · 2 months

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All y'all saying walrus are skipping the most confusing part of this question, but to be fair, the question skips it.

It's identification. A walrus shows up on your doorstep, how confused are you? I see so many people go into the questions that would arise, skipping the part where you identify the thing on your doorstep as a walrus.

But a fairy? A FAIRY? I'm spending a minute of confusion rubbing my eyes, checking if I'm dreaming, taking photos in case it's a hallucination. And once I am convinced of that, what people keep saying is the "one conclusion", that fairies are real, I still have all the Normal Questions for why a being is at my house.

Net result, more confusion than identifying an intelligent walrus.

#walrus or fairy #team fairy #walrus is foolish #walrus #fairy

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whereserpentswalk · 2 months

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The fairy and the walrus are the same entity actually.

#196 #my thougts #shitpost #faries #fairies #faerie #fae #fae folk #walrus #walrus or fairy

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lizzieonka · 2 months

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Let’s settle this once and for all

#i’m seeing the most use in the first two options #but yeah people’s tags vary a lot #walrus vs fairy #fairy vs walrus #fairy and walrus #walrus and fairy #walrus or fairy #fairy or walrus #fairy walrus poll #walrus fairy poll #polls #miyamiwu.poll #miyamiwu.src

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anon-asker · 21 days

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this is gonna be annoying to so many people in so many fandoms but heres me trying to get attention by putting this post in all the tags i can think of

and don’t even think of clicking the “see more” button on the tags

i would like to add that if you interact with this post and you have your asks on i’ll give you a message (plz have anonymous on lol)

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galahadwilder · 2 months

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Alya: which would surprise you more if it knocked on your door, a walrus or a fairy?

Marinette: why is a fairy knocki — wait did Tikki get stuck outside, is that why she’s knocking

Alya: no it’s a hypothetic—

Marinette: TIKKI WHERE ARE YOU IM COMING

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #walrus or fairy #original content

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thepeepeepoopooman2 · 17 days

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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

#walrus #fairy #walrus or fairy #pingu #Pingu walrus #the horrors

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helpimcoveredinbees · 2 months

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On the topic of the fairy vs walrus debate,

100% walrus

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If a Fairy showed up on my door it’d be like, oh ok, fairies r real. Ok. Wasn’t expecting direct confirmation but Okie dokie. Then unless the fairy like, kidnaps me or has a quest for me to do or some shit my life continues per usual.

Now

If a WALRUS shows up my door,

I have some SERIOUS questions

First of all, I live in the Midwest and the nearest zoo is like over an hour away and probably does NOT have a walrus

Actually hold on

Just looked it up, nearest zoo with a walrus is in Canada

So like

How did the walrus arrive at my door step??

Also, I live on the second floor!

How did the walrus get up here?? Why didn’t it go to one of the many other doors it had to pass to get to mine.

And even after all that,

What do I do now???

Who do I call for walrus on my doorstep???

Is the walrus going to kill me??? Because it could. Easily!

And that would suck

I can’t just like

Close the door, cus the walrus is out there and it’s huge and it might just break my door

I now have the responsibility to figure out wtf to do w/ the walrus

Life permanently altered

So yeah

Walrus more shocking

#walrus or fairy #bees speak #yeah

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