I wish I could do a watch party and have y'all join in a movie with me 😭 I don't have the set up for it

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

really makes me laugh seeing some people complain doctor who is gay now. babe THIS aired in 2005. doctor who has been gay a long damn time get with the program

this is how this scene went, right?

Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

This is basically Michael in FNAF Sister location,,

real knives real glass real bees real choking im going fucking insane. every time i think about it all i go insane. how did they survive the show

so i watched fallout because of these two, here's a wip 🙆‍♀️

i can't believe one piece invented gay people

Boromir + concern for the Hobbits

Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

been watching hxh!!

a weird recent struggle when watching movies and TV shows