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Boromir Relationship Headcanons
Boromir x F!Reader, headcanons are both SFW & NSFW (so no minors, please!). This is based on the movie version of Boromir, so if anything contradicts the books, I apologise 🙏
These are just some of the first headcanons that came to me, so I may end up doing a second post at some point! Anyway, hope everyone enjoys, and if you’d like to discuss Boromir headcanons, my askbox is always open!
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SFW Headcanons
- Boromir is quite the romantic. He’s never really been in love before you, so it catches him by surprise how strongly he feels for you. Like he finds himself randomly thinking about you while he’s training and ends up all flustered and distracted. He never saw himself getting married either - he’d always been too busy defending Gondor - but once he falls for you there’s no doubt in his mind that he wants you to be his wife.
- Even if you’re of a proper status to be Boromir’s wife, there’s a good chance that Denethor won’t think you’re good enough for his favourite son. But Boromir will not relent in his desire to marry you, even if that means defying his father and marrying you in secret. There’s a good chance that Denethor will get past it eventually anyway, because in his eyes Boromir can really do no wrong.
- He is incredibly physically affectionate - he loves giving hugs, and cuddling, and picking you up and carrying you. He loves being the big spoon, wrapping his arms around you and holding you close to him while he buries his face in your hair. Even if he’s had the most stressful day imaginable, holding you in his arms makes all of the stress and bad things in the world seem to melt away, even if only temporarily.
- Boromir hates being away from you, though obviously his duty to Gondor means he often has to leave for battle, sometimes even for long campaigns. But he keeps you on his mind always, and he fights in your name just as much as he fights for his country and his people.
- One of the ways to make Boromir melt is to show him gentleness and tenderness. Like you tending to his wounds after a battle? You washing his hair? He’s going to fall even more in love with you and look at you with pure adoration in his eyes, just feeling so lucky to have married the most wonderful woman in Middle Earth.
- I think he’d want to have a big family, maybe four or five kids, and a mix of daughters and sons! Of course if you’re not comfortable with that, he’ll defer to your choice - he understands that when it comes to making a child, he’s really got the easy job. If you do end up having children, he’d be such a sweet and attentive father - just imagine him playing with your kids the way he did with Merry and Pippin in Fellowship 🥹 - and I like to think that he would encourage his daughters’ interests just as much as his sons’! He’s definitely making sure not to play favourites at all either, because he saw how much that hurt Faramir when they were growing up and to this day.
- (I saw an imagine post talking about dad Boromir where he plays knights with his daughters and it solidified girldad!Boromir as my favourite headcanon, but I’m having trouble finding it again - if anyone knows the post I’m talking about please send me a link, I’ll love you forever ❤️🙏)
NSFW Headcanons
- Boromir is a very attentive lover, and so so handsy. This man will be touching you all over while you’re making love, particularly focusing on your hips, breasts, and thighs. I think he’d love it if you’re on the thicker side, because it makes it even more satisfying for him to touch you.
- He can be a massive tease - especially if you have particular sweet spots that he knows how to exploit in the best way possible. When you moan loudly, he’ll look at you with the biggest grin on his face as he asks you if you’re enjoying yourself. He’s a tease with his words too - sometimes he’ll whisper something dirty in your ear in an otherwise innocent situation just to see you blush - but he’ll certainly follow through on any promises he might have made to you later.
- When Boromir’s not being a tease he’s still talking a lot, mainly a lot of praise and whispered sweet nothings. If you talk dirty to him, it drives him crazy.
- This man absolutely has a breeding kink. I don’t know what exactly makes me think that but I just get that vibe from him. Like I said above, he wants to have a big family, and he certainly fantasises about getting you pregnant. If you beg him to cum inside of you he will fold so quickly. And when you are pregnant, he can barely keep his hands off of you, though he makes sure to be extra gentle as to not accidentally hurt you while you’re in such a delicate condition.
- He eats pussy like he’s starving and you’re the first food he’s seen in weeks. If he could spend all of his time with his head between your thighs he’d probably die happy.
- Also he loves it when you sit on his face.
- He’s very proud of himself when he makes you come really hard, and he usually won’t think about his pleasure until he’s made you come at least twice, maybe three times. As such, he’s not really into quickies, he wants to take his time.
- His favourite places to have sex are in bed, and also sometimes in the bath (but touching each other in the bath usually leads to him taking you to bed).
- Boromir prefers to be able to look you in the eyes when you have sex, so any position that facilitates that will be a favourite. He does like putting your legs over his shoulders, but he also likes watching you ride him.
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Controversial opinion but if someone spends days and weeks and months of their free time writing fanfiction for free and you don't like it,,,you don't have to say that 💀
I mean I get the argument, no one likes everything and you should accept criticism but literally the only thing that keeps writers writing is feedback, they don't get any kind of money or compensation and generally have to lie to their friends and family about what they're spending 90% of the time on so give them a break
Learning to write is an evolution that takes time and you'll stop that stone dead by leaving a nasty comment
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
#lotredit#boromiredit#tolkienedit#lotr#lord of the rings#boromir#peregrin took#pippin took#meriadoc brandybuck#merry brandybuck#sean bean#billy boyd#dominic monaghan#filmedit#filmtvdaily#filmtvcentral#mari's stuff#possibly my favourite lotr scene of all ❤️#dad/big brother boromir you will always be iconic to me
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the gifset with boromir and being an absolute dad to the hobbits may or may not ( it does ) reflect on his relationship with his bby brother. it's just natural for boromir to feel concerned bc like??? the hobbits harbor the same sorta innocence and as an older sibling, he felt the responsibility to shoulder it. ( i don't know i'm talking out of my butt but it's just A FEELING I GET IT WHENEVER I REWATCH THE MOVIES FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. )
AHHHH YES!!! I LOVE BIG BRO BOROMIR (Broromir??) ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I wish we got to see more scenes between Boromir and Faramir. I know the story didn't really allow for it, but I can dream anyway. I just love how Boromir saw the Hobbits and was immediately like "these are my children/baby brothers now". Its just... so sweet.
I can't believe that there's people out there who watched the movies and genuinely believe that Boromir was an actual bad guy. Like this man is so gentle and loving, all he wanted to do was keep his people safe. It was the Ring!!! 😭😭😭😭
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
#queensland australia#chips#and chips#scones#typically Australian people call them biscuits but I always call round ones cookies and square/rectangular ones biscuits#soft drink#lollies#smokes#beanie#fairy floss
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Boromir + concern for the Hobbits
#lotredit#boromiredit#tolkienedit#lotr#lord of the rings#boromir#sean bean#filmedit#filmtvdaily#filmtvcentral#meriadoc brandybuck#pippin took#peregrin took#frodo baggins#mari's stuff#okay so i decided to rewatch lotr recently on a whim#fell in love with boromir#and then i finally watched the extended versions#and i fell even more in love with boromir!!!#he has such dad energy around the hobbits#he deserved better 😔
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"which derry girl are you" i'm literally uncle colm.
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Happy Idea of March, everyone 😘
HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2009-2014) | Series 2, Episode 8
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Even though we didn’t get canon Kitmas, I fully believe that they ended up together once Alison left.
Thomas moped for a while, of course, lamenting the loss of the woman that he’d been enamoured with since she arrived at Button House. But eventually he realised that he had feelings for Kitty that went far deeper than what he ever felt for Alison, and the two of them loved each other for all of eternity - finally experiencing the love that they had craved but never got in life.
If they ever ended up moving on, they did it together 😌
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call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships
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reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it
#I would go the way of Kitty Higham and be infantalised bc I have interests and mannerisms that are considered 'childish'#any romantic/sexual interest I show in another character would be misinterpreted as sibling coding#either that or I’d be ignored
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I don't think people truly understand the gravity of Rafah being bombed.
There is nowhere left to go.
The lowest cost is $5,000 USD to flee to Egypt. There has been people paying over $10,000 USD.
That is the only option
Pay or die.
Rafah was the only place in Palestine promised not to be bombed. That promise is broken.
1.5 million people have nowhere to go!
Reminder, if possible, please donate to the PCRF, ANERA, Islamic Relief, Palestine Red Crescent Society, Medical Aid for Palestinians, Defense for Children International - Palestine, Doctors Without Borders, and all other trusted organizations.
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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 9.04: Mac And Dennis Buy A Timeshare
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