Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen

I mean we knew youre short, your art gives “short artist” vibe

And gremlin usually goes with short ya kno? Theres a whoole science about this

ove you🫶

-a tall person

HOw DoeS it FeEl to bE lIviNg myyyyy DREAM??!😭💕🤌🏼

god I really wish I could vibe on this whoole clean and pure energy that this community has but I am honset to god such a slimy little demon that not eating just makes me feel good and like I can finally succeed in something in life. Im not romantic about this hellscape at all and ive always been jealous of everyone who is able to like romanticize it and make it easier to adopt as a lifestyle

Im just a wet cat with dollar store costume angel wings on waddling around in the garbage like I have real business to do. yll are so etheral and light and I love that

IM SORRYYYY I LIKE CALLIE! SHES SILLY AND GOOFY AND VERY NICE I CAN ADMIT THAT! I JUST... don't really have a favorite... i always cared way more about salmon run stuff than literally anything else in the game...

and speaking of which oh my god FINALLY someone who also loves salmon run. i'm so enamored with the horror aspect of it. just the whole system of going to war with the honor of accepting a death fought tooth and nail for... a massive swarm of bloodthirsty fish who want nothing more than to see your ink on the walls... and man it is INTENSE. splat3 salmon run is SO MUCH HARDER than splat2. way more mobs and way tougher ranks - the danger percent can go up to 333%. insane. and then of course the lore of the gamemode itself is great too - even beyond splat3's story mode, it's so fascinating to see their culture and the kinds of fish that can develop depending on conditions. and of course the aesthetic of it being much more grungy and dark and industrial than the rest of splatoon is just so very good.

i doubt you have a favorite fish (i mean what kinda crazy guy would! hahah °_ °") but please allow me to tell you how much i LOVE horrorboros. first of all he looks so fucking awesome. very solid design and detail. and he looks like a SNAKE FISH. two of the world's greatest creations in ONE... AND he KILLED it in the first impressions department! like:

HOW AWESOME IS THAT??? i'll tell you just how awesome it is: HELLA!!!!!

secondly, the symbolism of horrorboros' original symbol (uroboros as i'm sure you're aware of) is just SUCH an incredible pick for salmon run. first of all, it's just a very good ancient symbol in general (i'm a sucker for cyclical motifs that embody infinity...) and secondly it is very fitting to the salmonid's culture in general! the strong focus on consumption and a salmon's life cycle in general, with the babies using the nutrients from their parent's corpse (it isn't exactly pretty) to survive, both make uroboros an incredible pick to draw inspiration from for a king salmonid. i love horrorboros so very much. what a great snake fish <3

(if you do happen to have a favorite salmonid... feel free to tell me... :-) i quite enjoy the salmonids if you couldn't tell already)

GOOD. BE SORRY >:[ and HEY YEA i've always been a big fan of salmon run's COMPLETELY different vibe from the rest of splatoon (u could argue it fits with splat 3, but that also is cuz of the whole "chaos" theme ehehaha) (<- just realized u already said this whilr i was reading back whoops)

im gonna put more of my opinions here...

OKAY SO yes!!! i really love the horror parts of salmon run! usually splatoon handles horror in very subtle ways, like the unnerving sounds hidden in splat 1 + 2 and octo expansion's whole sanitization thing, but salmon run went ALL OUT and i love it

i had stopped playing splat 3 around the time horrorboros was introduced, but the posts i saw abt it were HORRIFYING, especially it's scream! splatoon could traumatize an 8 yr old child...

salmon run has always been very interesting, from the design taking the "octos use scrap for their tech" concept to a WHOOLE another level never ceases to amaze me how much effort the splatoon team put into that mode... especially with the symbolism you mentioned earlier! salmon run has a very unnerving feel to it, i recall it's lore also had something to do with splatoon's religion themes?? although it has a good chance to be another reference, it is very interesting...

also, my fav salmonid is the maws and the big shot!! i dont know i jus like them... ive killed a lot of maws but i think they are growing on me....

Hey Carbyn, you ever check out the science department?

—<3– Soometimes Soonnet has me deliver stuff foor him. Proof.Verace and Dr.Needle send nootes back and foorth....foor soome reasoon...They have palmhusks, can they noot like, text..?

—<3– But its fine! Candle is kinda strange and the whoole science department has like...creepy vibes...but I can ignoore it if I try hard enoough.

—<3– I definitely had a geooloogy class there last semester that I tootallty didn't just cheat my way throough.

Hello! For the reading: 66. Thank you💕

Hey there!

For you, the quote that stood out to me on page 66 was:

“But when he turned to me, I felt the shock of that old love between us.”

Oooo ok so before I even picked a quote, I really got like school girl crush vibes from you. Like you know when you’re in middle school, you’d get little crushes on people? That sweet little feeling you get when you liked some one at that age. And you tell your friends you like this person and it’s a whoole big deal, so they tease you whenever you see them. Or like when people would pass notes to their crush that would say “do you like me?” And they’d have to check a box that says either “yes” or “no.”

Aww that’s really cute. Maybe you actually have a crush on somebody right now or that’s just the vibe I’m getting from your energy but it’s really cute! Or because of the quote, it could be that you’re reminiscing on an old love that you may have had. And you’re thinking about how you felt then.

I hope you enjoyed this!

Take care💕

This is the “32 Things About Myself” game

Tagged by: @offansandflames  💕

1) Name: chelsea (but i prefer maj) 2) Nickname(s): maj, chels, shells 3) Zodiac sign: scorpio 4) Height: five and three quarters (still holdin out on 5′11″) 5) Ethnicity:  uh black  6) Birthplace: a tiny, tiny town in the mojave desert of CA 7) Sexual orientation: bi 8) Favourite fruit(s): im allergic to almost all known fruits lmao but ill occasionally indulge in strawberries, blueberries, pomegranate, and honey dew 9) Favourite season(s): winter 10) Favourite song(s): uh at the moment? wow let’s see Somebody Else - The 1975 Element - Kendrick Lamar OOC - The True Blue You - Alextbh Dice - Puzzle U Want the Scoop - The Garden Should’ve Called Pt. 2 - Jimi Tents Carry Me Home - Jorja Smith Can I Sit Next to You - Spoon Invite Me - Brent Faiyaz 3rd 2nd Chance - Starlito & Don Trip I Saw You In a Dream - The Japanese House It’s a Vibe - 2 Chainz Out of Body - Gorillaz As You Wave - HalfNoise 11) Favourite flower(s): daisies and forget me nots 12) Favourite book(s): oh god there’s no way I can narrow it to one but off the bat the first book that came to mind was Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (Fitzgerald’s The Beautiful and the Damned is a close second tho) 13) Favourite animal(s):  idk im not really into animals like that? 14) Favourite beverage(s): black coffee and black tea 15) Favourite fictional character(s): kakashi, sasuke, gai, and tobirama (naruto) | tokoyami (bnha) | sesshomaru and jaken (inuyasha) | metal bat (opm) | dimple (mp100) | Honorable Mention: Cpt. Ray Holt (b99)  16) Dream trip: Chile, Morocco, South Africa, Japan 17) Killed people: sure lmao 18) Siblings: one brother and a whoole bunch of half-sibs 19) Horror films?: naww 20) Reason to smile: when you manage to brew the perfect cup of coffee, a good book and good music 21) Questions you are always asked: what are you mixed with (heads up literally never ask someone that) 22) Favourite food(s): spaghetti, apple pie, a good burger, vanilla shakes, annddd jambalaya 23) A gift you currently want to receive: mmm idk someone to pay my outrageous credit card bill lmao 24) OTP: i think it’s p obvi @ this point lmao 25) One thing that changed about you: i used to care about a lot of things and people but now im an emotionless bag of Shit and the only thing i feel is a literal burning hatred of capitalism (im not exaggerating lmao) 26) Your first ship: like? probably usagi and mamoru when i was like five? but fandom wise? it was probably stelena (TVD) 27) NOTP: a lot so like full offense but kaka-team7 and shiita and itasasu  28) Fear that you want to conquer: i have a big inferiority complex so there’s that lmao 29) Favourite fanfiction(s): uh yah no way i have wayy too many but ig if anyone wants a comprehensive list i’d be more than happy to supply my favs 30) Favourite sport(s): swimming and tennis 31) Birth of your blog: this one? 2012? my personal (if that’s what u want to call it tho i dont really update that one much anymore) unfortunately 2010 32) Followers: unlike u hotshots i only have 300

I tag: @eloquentstars @kuramaknows @oikatsudon @jaimeejaeger @the-looovely-sardonyx @lockedmyselfupinaroom anyways good luck this took me like three days lmao

May favorites~

1. lovely spring day outfit - white jacket by pigalle - striped shorts by Vero Moda - sunglasses by Lovisa - wallet by Catwalk - lipgloss in a rose-shaped compact by H&M - lipstick & liquid lip by Chanel - yellow nail polish from the Sorbet Nail Collection by Rival de Loop - nude nail polish by essence - bright and darker brown nail polish by H&M

2. classy shopper bag by Emily & Noah with a white pompom keychain by H&M

3. cute party dress (bought at the 2nd hand store) and bracelets by H&M - I love this dress so much! It does have some sort of 20ies vibe so I like to wear it to electro swing parties. The only down part is that it’s hard to clean because it’s partly made out of whool and shrinks in the wash.

 - Julia

What Did You Say: Old Friends

#AmeerProblems : Sometimes I’m amazed by the chance encounters that occur within our clientele. The events/shows we line up cover a wide spectrum of genres/tastes. By far my most favorite would have to be the two old buddies that showed up separately to one of our EDM events. So these guys were in their forties and it was instantly clear that they hadn’t seen each other in a loong time. As they’re catching up they cover lots of different topics and are enjoying themselves, until one of them mentions that it’s his daughter’s 20th birthday that day and she’s away at college... Not a problem.

However, things get awkward  pretty quickly after that. So now it’s the other guy’s turn to excitedly proclaim that it’s his GIRLFRIEND’S birthday as well.. and she just turned 21... He had this very “what a coincidence?!” kind of vibe to his reaction too... Completely oblivious to the fact that his buddy “The Dad” had this very concerned look on his face and his whole body language had shifted. As I’m watching I can see the awareness finally sink in to The Dad that his buddy had never grown up. I feel like he had a whoole new perspective regarding the information he had received up until that point. The conversation might have lasted another minute or two before The Dad awkwardly ended it and walked off.

 They both stuck around for more of the show, but they never talked again. Not surprisingly The Dad leaves well before the show ends and avoids The Boyfriend (who stays until close of course). Now... I’m not knocking the 20+ year age gap... Whatever... but you HAVE TO KNOW your audience... smh... A father is never going to be excited about a guy HIS age, dating a girl his DAUGHTER’S age. That would rank pretty high on a Fear Meter for him.