"Happy Birthday Prefect!"
• So...Guess who's birthday it is. That's right, it's mine!😁
• This is basically what I think they would give you when it's your birthday
• Tooth rotting fluff fanfic? Headcanon? Idk🤷♀️Either way it's tooth rotting fluff(The last part might make you shred a tear tho)
• Reader is gender neutral. The first years/our chaotic of a group is last!
• Enjoy! (And happy birthday to anyone else that has a birthday today!)
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Riddle Rosehearts- A Necklace
He gave you a necklace with a Rose, to resemble him, on it. The beads are a bright red and black. In the center of it a beautiful and small glass rose is shown proudly.
Trey Clover- Favorite Sweet
He made you your favorite sweet! He made it specially, and don't worry, no oyster sauce was added!
Cater Diamond- A Phone Case
He got you a phone case that has your favorite thing on it. For example if you like cats he got you a phone case with a cat pattern on it.
Leona Kingscholar- A Ring
This ring was something that simply just reminded you of him. It was golden with silver lettering that said "Herbivore". He didn't tell you this, but he has one himself that says "Sleepyhead"
Ruggie Bucchi- Favorite Food
Ruggie got you some of your favorite food, free of charge! Well, all you owe him is to always have a smile on your face.
Azul Ashengrotto- A free drink + free food
He let you have a free drink, and a free dish from the monstro lounge. How very kind of him to do for a poor unfortunate soul like you! He may also let you sit with him in the V.I.P room and chat.
Jade Leech- Book- Terrainum
He got you a book about different plants, and a terrarium! When you decorate the terrarium, do get Jade if you need help! He will gladly do so!
Floyd Leech- Plush
He got you a eel plushie. He came across it and thought it was adorable, so he thought to give it to you! (He also has a matching shrimp plush)
Kalim Al-Asim- Pictures
Kalim knew for a gift like this, it couldn't be anything, it had to be sentimental, so he gave you some pictures the two of you had together. Hang it on your wall/fridge and he will be so happy!
Jamil Viper- Snake Bracelet
A golden snake bracelet that wraps around your wrist. He hopes this reminds you of him. (He'd be so happy if you wore it every day, please do so, or at least wear it as much as you can🥺)
Vil Schoeinheit- Hair Clip
He gave you a hairclip shaped like a crown. He was still the fairest of all, but maybe you could second him.
Rook Hunt- Bow and Arrow
Rook gave you a bow and arrow of your own Iff you ever would like to practice archery, come to him!
Idia Shroud- Controller- Headphones
He gave you a black and blue game controller with headphones that match, which also have cat ears on them. You can game with him anytime!
Malleus Draconia- Earrings
Malleus gave you dragon earrings, something to represent him. "Would you like to go on a walk tonight?" he asked you. The two of you looked at stars and constellations that night.
Lillia Vanrouge- Fingerless Gloves
Black fingerless gloves with a green bat symbol on it. He also says "You've grown so much since I first saw you" then patting you on the head.(KJDHSJHSHSDJ I DIED WHILE MAKING THIS PART)
Silver- A Blanket
This blanket had multiple squares of different shades of your favorite color(Like patchwork)The blanket was also very soft! If you wasn't already getting good sleep, this will definitely help!
Your friends, the first years, gave you scrapbook to hold all your memories, and matching bracelets
The scrapbook has pictures of everytime all of you guys have hanged out together, and some pages are still left empty to fill out more and more memories. The bracelets have all your main colors on each and every one of them, and connect to each other when close by. They have a striped pattern of Red(Ace), Dark Blue(Deuce), Yellow(Jack), Purple(Epel), Light Blue(Ortho), Green(Sebek), Grey(Grim), and [insert your main color](You).
Ace says the bracelets were "Duece's 'stupid' idea" But in all seriousness, he also loves them.
These things are something you can have so if you ever end up finding a way home, you can take it with you to remember them.
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heyy I have a question but I'm kinda embarrassed about it so idk?
how much of a high libido is normal for a teenager? around 15 years? because like I've been taught that puberty makes you horny, but all everyone was always talking and making jokes about was cus males going through that, and I'm not a cis dude
I was just wondering because like it feels wrong sometimes to think about it that much even though it feels good to but like -I also don't really know how to say this- it also feels like I'm using sexual thoughts and fantasies and stuff to distract myself and to repress the stuff going on in my life? like I can feel my brain switch from "I'm gonna have a breakdown" to "how about horny?" in a couple of seconds and idk if that's normal? or healthy for that matter lol
idk what to say have a nice day and any advice is appreciated<3
(do you do named anons? if so, can I be fox anon?)
hi fox anon,
I'm actually going to direct you to an ask from a shrimp anon, where we had a little chat about hypersexuality and how to know if your sex drive is too high. (spoiler alert: if you're not actively ruining your own life in the pursuit of sex, it's probably not!)
there are definitely the most stereotypes about cis teenage boys being horny, but it's very normal for people with any gender identity, genitalia, and hormones to be extremely interested in sex during their teen years. (and of course, it's also normal not to be interested at all!) this is the part of your life where everybody's bodies are reaching sexual maturity, and it's extremely EXTREMELY normal to have a burning curiosity to go along with that.
it's also very normal to have a lot of Large emotions and feel like they can switch on a dime; that's the power of Hormones, babey! you're experiencing a lot of internal hormonal situations and external social stresses for the first time, and your brain is learning how to process all that.
I have a friend who's only a few months old, so when he gets overwhelmed he doesn't know how to handle that and usually just cries about it because he's brand new and doesn't have any other coping mechanisms. of course, you have a lot more experience than a guy who's brand new and you know way more coping mechanisms than he does, but you're in a somewhat similar position of having to handle a LOT of new shit and not knowing how to cope with it yet. sometimes what's going to happen is just pivoting hard from one big feeling to another - in some cases, from the pits of despair straight to horny jail.
is it possible to become overly reliant on sexual stimulation as a form of self-soothing? sure, of course. it's possible to become overly reliant on anything; absolutely any positive behavior can become detrimental if it's performed to extremity. again, read that ask I linked!
but pivoting from a breakdown to jacking off isn't a bad idea. it can help you calm down, can be a great transition into a nap or sleep, and pops off a little burst of dopamine and oxytocin that's probably very badly needed if you're on the verge of a breakdown. of course it's ideal to have other healthy outlets for when you're feeling bad - making art or doing something else with your hands, doing some enjoyable physical activity, talking with friends or family, keeping a journal - but as one part of a larger diet of support and coping mechanism, horny behavior is great, normal, and very healthy.
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Damn it now I need a fic if Floyd just... protecting Yuu. He already strikes me as the protective type.
Protected by Floyd
This is absolute garbo I made in 10 mins idk if this even makes sense. Enjoy
Gn per usual. Book 4 spoilers
“Shit!”
You hissed as a few embers of a fire spell flew past your face, singeing the shoulder of your uniform. Jamil’s insane laughter echoes through your head. Just hang in a little longer…!
The feeling of cool water envelops you, and you recognize it as a healing spell from Azul. The water was now acting as a shield between you and the barrage of magic that tried to strike you. You use this opportunity to relax slightly and breathe as Jade covers the team with a few attacks of his own. It would be nice if Azul wasn't the only one with Bind the Heart right now.
"Sea Snakes really pissin’ me off right now!” Floyd groaned behind you, his uniform filled with thorns from a previous assault. A few scratches adorned his face as he prepared his pen to fire another shot. “I think Jamil is pissing everyone off.” Azul snaps back. “Now get behind me, I’ll jam his magic!”
Jade nodded and got into position with Kalim. Grim was quick to also run over. Now it was just you and Floyd. It was a small distance, yes, but with all the spells flying through the air, running to Azul was a bit dangerous. Right now it was better to take over behind a few pieces of knocked-over furniture.
Floyd shifted a few times in front of you. You can practically see the cogs turning in his head as he thinks. Yet the more he paused and thought, the more you can see irritability build up. “Tch, fuck it, I’m goin’.”
Floyd got up and went into a sprint, catching Jamil’s attention. You could only watch in horror as he charged up another attack. “Floyd watch out!” You yelled, watching as a swarm of projectiles went to lock on Floyd. There was no way he was gonna make it.
Unless…
You get up and run right behind Floyd, pushing him to the other side towards Azul. Suddenly there was a sharp yet cold pain in your abdomen. Looking down, your vision became blurry as you try to register what happened. There was so much blood. and you cannot even see what it was that stabbed you. Judging by the cold, however, you are guessing some form of ice.
You crumpled to the ground in pain, and curled up, ready to accept your fate.
“YUU!” Kalim screams out in horror watching the scene unfold. This is the end, you think. The next projectile is bound to lock on and hit you now. It was over. Any second now…
Floyd snarls, a dark look on his face appearing as he approached where you lie in agony, completely ignoring the situation around him. “Floyd! What are you—“ Azul yelled out, reaching out to try and stop the eel from doing something stupid again. Each of his footsteps echoing in your head.
You look up and see Floyd in front of you, fire spell ready to melt the next onslaught of icicles. “D’worry, Yuu I'll save ya. Eels gotta protect their shrimp.”
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Your star wars chat fics are literally the best chat pics I've ever read in 25 years of Fandom. So so so so good. I think I reread them like once a week.
Anyway, thought you should know your writing brings me immeasurable joy xoxo
oh stop. You're validating me. ❤️I suppose I shall just keep having to bombard y'all with them.
Have this little snippet from a piece that never got published:
EB = Ezra Bridger
AT = Ahsoka Tano
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EB: Ahsokaaaaa
AT: yes?
EB: we’re in hyperdrive and I MISS YOU and we are eating Maul’s pickled eggs and why are they so spicy???
AT: the yellow ones?
EB: yeah
AT: he pickles them in oil
EB: so spicyyy
AT: he’s got different tastebuds than humans, Ezra.
EB: they’re not that different. He hates shrimp. I hate shrimp. Etc etc
AT: if he eats garlic, he turns into a floppy pile of Zabrak anemia
AT: which would be less funny if he wasn’t always trying to do it
EB: Stop him???? that sounds dangerous????
AT: ehn he’ll live
AT: Obi-Wan can’t eat peaches either. His face swells up and he can’t breathe
EB: STOP HIM TOO??
AT: they’re fine, Ezra. You can’t take away people’s simple pleasures. They’ve got nothing but time and chickens to kill
EB: why does everyone just leave them out there like this? Clearly they’re losing their minds.
AT: idk its easier than trying to save them from themselves
EB: what if we force-traveled to yesteryear and made them meet when they were kids so they could grow up as best friends who keep each other from eating things that will kill them?
AT: see that would be impossible because Maul is 3 years younger than Obi-Wan and there is no point in either of their lives where that would not result in bullying
EB: we will see about that.
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unrelated, but when i say lxc should get to bite people/go apeshit/start killing, i don’t quite mean literally! it’s a mix of fandom frustration with everyone and their grandma and her cat accusing lxc of being too soft, too trusting, too easily manipulated into forgiving jgy everything, etc, etc, when he wasn’t like that at all but just wanted answers that he would have gotten If Not For Certain Events That I Won’t Mention Here, and Some Circles criticizing him for being “mean” to wwx (a cardinal sin) -- and... well. frustration with wgxn fucking off to fuck in the bushes for months and delighting in the lack of information about what’s happening in the jianghu. when lxc was Like That, and then, when wgxn were back, Still Struggling. and i obviously know he wouldn’t, not before being absolutely forced to, but god sometimes i do wish there was a fic in which he got a chance to just go... Hey Wangji But You Know That It* Wasn’t Cool, Right
*all of the above, plus wgxn withholding jgy-related information from him post-guanyin, plus wgxn urging him not to listen to jgy in the temple and acting as though jgy has manipulated lxc like a child with no mind of his own, plus wgxn barging into his life like “hey we think your friend killed your other friend. source: trust us. why aren’t you trusting us? cmon zwj be reasonable”, etc, etc
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