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uncreativebean · 4 months
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Why is no one talking about how Lucio's ashes were still on that charred bed 3 years later?? No one CLEANED HIM UP???
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craycraybluejay · 4 months
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BRO??? BLAINE'S DAD JUST FED THE WOMAN WHO ABUSED BLAINE TO A HORDE OF ZOMBIES?? WOW MY FEELINGS ARE. ALL OVER RN. I DONT FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE DID AND ALLOWED TO HAPPEN TO BLAINE BUT LIKE. WOW. MY BOY IS GETTING A LIL REVENGE FROM HIS DAD SERVED ON A PLATTER
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sadberrystuff · 2 years
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after another Arcane rewatch I'm FULLY CONVINCED that Sky is Corina Veraza
I realized that the flower Corina makes feeds on the same shit that caused Viktor's illness
and ofc Sky is a simp who would totally commit crimes and bioengineer a whole ass poisonous flower for the sake of fighting pollution and saving her metal bf
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zushimart · 1 year
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someone said scara the type of guy to steal your nose ,he would
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taeminfucks · 2 years
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I was talking to my bestie about this yesterday but if I paid big money for a kpop concert and one of the performers cried for OVER TWENTY MINUTES I would want my money back. that's not acceptable
I don't mean this as to be mean to Felix, I just think if he was not in performance shape then he shouldn't be performing. if you went to any other artists concert and they cried for 20 minutes, you'd be upset right? this is work, he's at work, and if he was too sick (for lack of a better word) to be at work then they need to do something to help him. it's also just a really uncomfortable vibe for the audience to deal with. idk about yall but I hate seeing ppl cry, it makes me feel deeply miserable
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yappyappy · 1 month
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muwapsturniolo · 4 months
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✯FreshLove for the Fit✯
pt1
Summary: Y/N decides to DM Chris after receiving threats and things start to escalate between the two.
Warnings: NSFW content, swearing, mentions of jerking off, titties are mentioned, dildos, masturbation.
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Y/N was dying of laughter.
Two days ago, one of her favorite content creators decided to go on a spam spree and like all of her posts. She was confused, to say the least, then she became flattered.
Now here she is, full-on cackling as she reads the hate comments she's receiving.
12-year-old girls' calling her all types of names and sending death threats, all because Chris Sturniolo was most likely jerking off to her?
It's hilarious.
She starts laughing even harder when she realizes Chris unfollowed her and unliked all of her posts.
She decides to mess with him a little bit and sends a DM on Instagram
Y/I/N
yo, your fans are cray asf. you need to tell them to leave me tf alone.
Chris's heart dropped when he saw the notification. Y/N was DM'ing him? He hesitantly clicks on the notification and his mouth runs dry when he sees what she said.
He felt like shit.
He isn't dumb, he saw what some of the fans were saying to her online. He thought it was crazy they were sending death threats to her because he was horny and dumb. He decides to respond back.
Christophersturniolo
i feel like shit for the stuff they are saying to and about you. it's not fair at all and I'm sorry.
Y/I/N
LMAO, im playing with you. ion care about these little ass girls. they mad at me because you were horny and jerked your shit to me. shit is funny.
Chris can't help but sigh, and laugh in relief. He really didn't want Y/N to be mad at him.
Christophersturniolo
fuck you had me scared. I'm glad you're handling this well though.
Y/I/N
lmao, i can handle myself very well thank you
Chris finds himself being bold behind a screen.
Christophersturniolo
i like the way you handle yourself.
Y/N smiles and turns onto her stomach, kicking her feet as if she's a schoolgirl texting her crush.
Y/I/N
so i take it you like my content?
She knows he likes it, but she wants to see him admit it. Y/N was a bit cocky, she knows she's pretty as fuck, has a nice body, and that her content is one of the best.
She just likes hearing people say it.
Christophersturniolo
love it actually
Y/I/N
tell me what you love about it.
Christophersturniolo
i love that you wear my brand as your getting off. the way you tweak your nipples through the shirts as you shove the dildo into yourself, chasing an orgasm. i love the way your moans are soft yet so loud at the same time. Don't get me started on your thighs, id love to be in between them all day.
Both of them are staring at their phones, bodies shaking as they take deep breaths. this conversation took a turn none of them were expecting.
Chris can't believe he's talking to a CamGirl who could actually expose this whole conversation.
Y/N can't believe she's even talking to Chris. Hell, she barely has wrapped her head around the fact he enjoys her content.
Christophersturniolo
what would you say if i wanted you to call me
Y/I/N
i would tell you to check my stories tab for prices.
Not even five minutes later, Y/N gets a cash app notification for $200 with the message
"FT me and wear FreshLove."
There's a phone number attached and Y/N is shocked. Her FT prices are only $130 but he sent $200.
She copies the number before pasting it into the Facetime log and pressing the call button.
It rings three times before Chris picks up.
"They look good," both of them think to themselves.
Chris is wearing a pink hoodie that makes Y/N go feral on the inside. Pink is one of her many favorite colors and to see him looking so good laid out in it, she's clenching her legs. It doesn't help that his camera angle is low. She wonders if that's what he would like while his dick is in her throat.
Y/N is in fact wearing FreshLove just like Chris asked (it was more so a demand but that's not the point), and he's trying to contain himself. It was obvious the pink shirt may be a size too small considering it was hugging her chest tightly, allowing her pierced nipples to peak through. His mind is running wild as he imagines fucking her while she's decked out in his brand.
"Hi,"
Chris is shocked when he hears the tone of her voice. He doesn't know what he was expecting, but he didn't expect something so soft and dainty. No wonder her moans sound the way they do.
"Hey..." Chris responds.
"What did you want to call for?" for some reason, Chris is too shy to admit the real reason he wanted to call. How do you tell a girl you only wanted to Facetime, in hopes she fucks herself on her pink dildo so he can jerk off.
"I don't know."
Y/N tilts her head to the side as she looks at him, "I think you know you're just too scared to say it." Her words are taunting,
Chris doesn't like it.
"Not scared to admit anything. I just figured you wouldn't like me telling you to go ahead and grab that pink dildo and fuck yourself for me. I was raised to be a gentleman after all." Chris smirks seeing Y/N get shy. Although her skin is brown, he can tell there's a faint reddish tint to them.
He keeps going, "Don't act all shy, like you don't post yourself online doing the same thing. After all that is how I found you."
Y/N likes being degraded. It's one of the many kinks she has.
"But I won't have you do that, I want to get to know you first."
Y/N is shocked. usually, when she does these calls, the guys automatically demand that she strip and start playing with herself. Although this whole interaction will be transactional, it's a breath of fresh air for her.
The call continues, both of them laughing and talking for more than an hour. The conversations jump from topic to topic. One minute they are talking about music (Y/N was shocked when Chris hadn't heard of Jorja Smith), favorite foods, and movies.
Suddenly Y/N asks a question that's been on her mind, " Why did you send $200 when the price was $130?"
"Because I wanted to" he answers so quick and nonchalantly, it surprises Y/N.
"But you didn't have to, especially if we didn't do anything sexual." When Y/N looks back at her phone, she sees a smirk made its way across Chris's face.
"I have a proposition for you."
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i actually hate this so much but i did want to put out a second chapter 😭 let me know if yall like it or what you want to happen. im very open to suggestions!!!
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midnightwriter21 · 1 year
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demon slayer hcs: douma & akaza as boyfriends
characters: fem!reader x douma, akaza
warnings: implied death, nsfw themes (no actual smut)
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DOUMA
god he’s so fine for what
first off douma has trouble understanding human emotions
and dawg prefers to eat women
so the fact that y’all are dating??
ur special fr fr
you are so spoiled
douma = sugar daddy
u have one of his followers from his cult following u around and taking care of any and everything that u want
u mention seeing something in a store that u liked?
douma will have it before the end of the day
you’re like a little doll to him
he enjoys dressing you up in the cutest outfits, experimenting with different hairstyles, and playing with your makeup
teases the hell outta u
he thinks your reactions are amusing
especially when u do that cute little pout
or the puppy dog eyes
and don’t even get me started on when he makes u upset
he LOVES that shit
he always makes it up to you tho
but let a member of his cult tease you? or make u upset??
there will be hell to pay
he’ll take their head clean off their shoulders right then and there
won’t even bat an eye
so touchy
glued to u
ur sitting in his lap during cult meetings
he’s holding ur hand
he’s got an arm thrown around ur shoulders
he’s running his nails up and down ur arms so he can watch u shiver and get goosebumps
ur mad at him? maybe yelling at him abt something?
not anymore
he’s got his hands on ur face and he’s squishing ur cheeks so u can’t talk
thinks ur expressions are adorable
now douma sounds like a great boyfriend so far
but this man is MEAN
low key only keeps u around because u entertain him
i mean he’s been alive for so long and experienced so much
mans gets bored
BUT!!
if yalls relationship miraculously progresses past this
he’s turning u into a demon
that way u can stay with him forever
and he’ll never get bored of u
how could he when ur the first person to actually make him understand emotions?
especially an emotion as complex as love <3
but his true nature
comes out in the bedroom
dawg is EVIL
100% will make u cry
humiliation!!!
he’s a biter
ofc he is
idk somethin abt seeing his marks on you rly gets him goin
biting down just enough to leave a mark but not to break skin
yeah
id let him step on me
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AKAZA
best boyfriend ever
no harm will ever come to u
protective asf
ur nocturnal at this point
bc ain’t no way ur leaving the house without akaza
so u gotta wait til it’s nighttime so he can come with u wherever ur going
such a gentleman ong
he’s holding ur hand to make sure u don’t get separated in crowds
or he has a hand on the small of ur back to guide u while u walk
he’s pulling ur chair out for u to sit down
he’s holding doors open for u
brings u flowers all the time
instead of looking for that blue spider lily for Muzan?
he’s picking u a bouquet of wildflowers
gonna get his ass kicked for that by muzan but oh well
100% the bf that’ll slow dance w u in the rain
with no music
ugh he’s such a romantic
god he loves u so much
and he makes sure u know it
words of affirmation!! all the time!!!
now
he’s a sweetie
but y’all ever heard that one phrase
and it’s like
gentleman in the streets freak in the sheets?
mhm that’s him
dude strong as fuck
and his STAMINA?
babe u are worn out
so many rounds
so many positions
u can’t keep up
ain’t no way i’m sorry
but the aftercare is on point
when he’s done puttin u through the ringer
he’s drawing u a bath
and making sure u drink some water cause u lost a fuck ton of bodily fluids i’m sorry
gross
cuddle bug!!
and the pillow talk!!
he’s the best
i love him sm
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burntb4bydoll · 11 months
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hcs for all of tokio hotel boys getting in a physical fight with someone over you?? and they’re like beating tf out of the dude meanwhile ur just standing there like, ”oh okay stop 😳…but pls do continue 😏”
THIS IS SO REAL CUZ LIKE IF I HAD A BF AND HE GOT INTO A FIGHT FOR ME?? ID CUM MY PANTS NGL!!
Tokio Hotel getting into a fight for their s/o headcannons
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Bill Kaulitz
•they must have REALLY pissed him off if he got physical
•god hed look so hot while he’s angry djsnakejakdjsn
•but like fr if he got physical then they probably touched you or didn’t take no for an answer
•and he also might be a little drunk but that’s besides the point
•you just stand there like🫣 but slowly turn into 🥴
•CUZ LIKE HE WOULDNT DO THAT UNLESS HE REALLY LOVES YOU AND HES LITERALLY BEATING SOMEONES ASS RN?? That’s flattering asf
•pls assure him that you’re okay afterwards, he was so worried about you:(
•literally suck his dick after that tbh cuz he deserves it
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Tom Kaulitz
•definitely would take a lot less for him to get physical
•if ANYONE fucks with you he’s throwing hands😭
•I FEEL LIKE HE LAUGHS WHILE HE DOES IT TOO???
•like he’s angry laughing (do yk what I mean?) hes so pissed that they had the audacity to fuck with you and hes very amused that they thought they could get away with it
•after hes done beating their ass he walks up to you and puts his arm around your shoulder
•tells them “don’t fuck with my girl/boy/partner.” 🤭🤭
•yall will most likely have some crazy ass sex when you get home 😭
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Georg Listing
•BRUH HES LOWKEY JACKED AS FUCK
•i feel bad for whoever he’s fighting 😭
•he gives them 2 warnings to back off before he starts something with them. After that, its fair game for him
•makes sure you’re out of the way beforehand, he’ll lightly push you to the side and give you a quick kiss on the head then throws the most jaw dropping punch you have ever seen at whoever made him mad😇
•he stops before it gets to bad, he doesn’t want any legal trouble. BUT he will make sure that they regret what they did
•spends the whole night right by your side after that
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Gustav Schäfer
•it would probably also take a lot for him to get physical
•probablyyyy also a little drunk because I can’t see him fighting anyone while sober tbh
•before he starts fighting he’ll sternly tell them to stop, and he’ll hold you close to him so that they can’t touch you
•but ofc they keep pushing and he has to do something about it
•EVERYONE would be so shocked. Yall just watching it go down like 😧
•Tom is there having a fucking blast, cheering him on and giggling 💀
•would absolutely swoon if you tried to patch him up afterwards
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thecynthh · 4 months
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how about we try that one more time? M.S
synopsis - matt wouldn't stop biting his nails and y/n gotta do something about it
notes - fully matts pov, childhood best friends, just kissiing nothing too mild,
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Matt's pov
i recently became more active on tiktok like nick requested me to be, despite not really knowing how to use the app i started to post next to daily as well as chris and nick. tiktoks of us just jamming out to songs always goes well so i started a little series showing the fans a new song from my playlist every two days while in between those i post whatever im feeling. 
today was the song locked out of heaven by bruno mars
“can i just stay here?”
“spend the rest of my days here”
“cus’ you make me feel like i’ve been locked out of heaven”
i look into my bathroom mirror singing along with the song, doing a little dance when the drums kick in again hearing the crash of the symbols. i’d admit, i thought i looked pretty good, my fit was on point that day and i was really feeling myself. 
sturnl00v3 : matty poo lookin a little too good today 
heartzplusstarz : struggling as a chris girl over here 😔
bernardluvver : living for the slutty waist !!
the whole tiktok replays again for the third time, after hearing it again y/n props herself up on her elbows and says, “god how many times are you gonna watch yourself in that tiktok??” y/n was usually this mean to me but growing up together as neighbors and knowing her all these years made me forgive her for all of it, she was there with me and my brothers throughout everything and we were all used to her “can do” attitude.
her legs were draped over my thighs and her eyes watched my phone intensively. “do you still wanna get kane’s later or do you wanna complain?” I retorted, making her drop back down onto the couch and hold her hands up. “i surrender.” 
i go back to scrolling through the comments seeing a few more. 
sturnz : damnnnn mans looking fine asf 
bluesturniolo : ANYTHING FOR U MATT !!!!
sturnontop : yalls see the outline…..
      ╰┈➤ bluesturniolo : i just know what’s behind his cargos 🤤
lessasturniolo : F ME LIKE U MAD AT ME BABYYYYY 
oh. oh. 
is that really all that they think about me? a shiver rolls through my body and my hand comes up to my mouth as i chew on my nails. a foot hits my hand out of my mouth, i give y/n the nastiest side eye while she looks at me like she didn’t do anything. 
“what the fuck was that for?” i raise my voice slightly. 
“don’t bite your nails you stupid fuck,” she says as a come back, i was unphased when she matched my tone. i ultimately just let it go and continued looking through comments. 
sturnnw0rld : girlies on tumblr gna go insane for this one matt
user92380 : id hit that. 
likelystrniolo : fuck me! please! 
despite what y/n said to me i continue to bite my nails, i didnt enjoy biting them but i couldnt help it. especially with these comments, they make me nervous and uncomfortable. with seconds of actually contemplating, my finger hovers over the delete button. 
suddenly i feel y/n’s body move and she begins to straddle me, uh oh. i stare up at her not knowing what her next move is, she rips my nails out of my mouth and connects our lips. 
i go along with her antics and reciprocate the kiss, she bites down on my bottom lip requesting access to the inside of my mouth. her hands find my arms and wraps them around her body with her arms snaking around my neck, pulling us impossibly close together. 
i put my hands on her cheeks slightly pushing her off of my mouth, our needy mouths disconnected. she gives an exasperated sigh and starts to open her mouth, “nick told me to make sure you weren’t biting your nails cus u guys had a nail appointment, that was the only way i could think about stopping you.” an innocent smile paints her face. 
“if i knew biting my nails could make you wanna kiss me i would be doing it more.” i saw when the same stupid smile bloomed on my lips as well. “so, how about we try that one more time before i start biting my nails again yeah?” 
a/n - christmas/new years present for yalls 😘
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ghouljams · 9 months
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imagine love getting drunk and fae!ghost having to deal with her..
i think fae!soap and love would get alone- something so dangerous but fun but love is too stupid oblivious to notice he is scary asf
You are having the best time! You are so pleasantly warm and giggly, your mouth just wants to talk talk talk and your brain can hardly keep up. God you wanna kiss someone, anyone. You wanna dance. You want another drink and maybe some chips. Do they even serve food here?
"I want chips!" You yell over the music, pushing yourself up from your position over Soap's shoulder.
"Fuck me, Ah would kill for some chips," He agrees, looking around the club, "gotta find Ghost first."
"Ghost," You sigh, trying to push up higher for a better view, "tha's a silly name, he's not even dead."
"You are mad wae it," You hear the humor in his voice, feel the way his head swivels to look around. You spot König and smack the back of Soap's head. He lets out an unhappy. "Aye watch it."
"We're s'pposed to meet at the big guy if we get lost," you remind him, turning his head in König's direction. You both take a moment not to laugh at how absolutely out of place he looks. A solid head taller than everyone else in the club and at least 3 times as nervous. You giggle at the snort Soap let's slip, making his way towards König through the crowd.
You do your best to keep looking for Simon with your new height. He shouldn't be this hard to find, he's tall and stand out-y. You bounce rock excitedly in Soap's hold. The crowd thins and König tips his head into your field of vision.
"Hallo kliene Geist, how are you enjoying the weather up here?" He asks, voice thick with alcohol.
"S'Good! Have you seen Ghost?" You ask, he shakes his head.
"Fuck's sake, did she hurt herself?" Liebling frets, you hum and pluck at some of Soap's tethers to keep him from locking up under Liebling's sight.
"Caught her stealing from blokes in the alley." Soap tells her, crouching to set you on your feet.
"Anything good?" König asks, you like drunk König he's funny.
"Counted three lighters, four IDs-" you hand Soap a pair of sunglasses, "-sunnies."
You grab Liebling's face, she hums pleasantly, "Run away with me."
"Kay," She says, like she doesn't believe a word you say. You suppose that's fair. So you kiss her.
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girl id be mad asf too if my homies was doggin on me like that,
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"he'd be a much better person" girl gtfoh 😭
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kroosluvr · 10 days
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op i need you to know that your hyperfixations are sexy asf . sorry for spam liking HELPPPP
also. are you into rpgmaker games by chance. asking for a friend
OMG NEVER APOLOGIZE SPAM LIKING MAKES ME SOAUR HAPPY PLEASE DOWAHTEVR U WANT PLEADING EMOJI
and YES!!! ABSOLUTELY YES!!!! i was super into them in grade-middle school so i'd say im unfamiliar with some stuff but my favorite FAVORITE is mad father!!! then witch's house, ib, satsuriku no tenshi, uhh uhh trying to remember... ao oni.... there's a lot of games that i wanted to get into but didnt have the time .. like mirai nikki, OFF, and probably a lot of others i cant remember Q_Q IF U HAVE RECS ID DEF LOVE TO HEAR THEM!!!
(thank u for liking my hyperfixations btw I THINK ILL BE STUCK IN PERSONA HELL FOR A WHILE OHGODDD BUT IF IT SHIFTS TO SOEMTHIGN ELSE I HOPE ITS STILL SEXY (SMIRK
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mangoposts · 15 days
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"Dont ship chris and tara it makes them uncomfortable" ppl be acting like we're locking them in a closet forcing them to take part in 7mins of heaven like no just let me invision 2 hot ppl tgthr 😍😍😍 but also id be jelouse and mad asf at chris cus thats my girl get away from her
Like what i see two hot people i like i want to see them together THEY AINT GOTTA DATE JUST BE TOGETHER
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jokeson-u · 11 months
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obviously i want nat to be friends with the entire team (at least varsity) but realistically..... the only people i genuinely see her canonly vibing with pre crash, are van, lottie, mari, and maybe shauna sometimes. id love her and jackie to be friends but obviously that was.. not the case lol, and as much as i wish she and tai were also close, tai was like. a bitch to her thru the entire pilot so i doubt it. but anyways, i think van and lottie have the most grounds. for mari, i think shes kinda a party girl at heart and sometimes shit talks nat w the girls but she treats nat as a friend outside of that. nat thinks its fake asf but she also just figures thats the type of person mari is. shes a gossip. so nat doesnt rly care and mostly thinks mari is cool like at parties and stuff. shauna, nat thinks shes kinda pathetic but in like.. a puppy way. shes so fucking fucked over jackie and follows her around, and she never sticks up to nat with jackie, but she does when its other people. its better than what she usually gets, and shauna is ok to talk to one on one, so shes.. alright in nats book.
but with van and lottie?? lottie backing up nat, running to catch up to her after nat gets pissed, pulling tai away from nat when she was insulting her and telling her to stop, teaming up first w nat at the party (ok thats a bit of a stretch but still). basically i think theyre opposites in obvious ways but theyre both introspective and observant enough to recognize that theres relatabily between them too. i think they basically has a sort of passive friendship. they dont go out of their way to hang out one on one often, maybe naturally do sometimes, but when theyre together, team setting or not, theyre very comfortable. teasing each other and whatnot (like the bathtub scene which is canonically supposed to mirror their pre crash relationship <3). but its really just the moments in between, not a necessarily... consistent friendship? i guess? idk if this makes sense tbh. anyways now nat is sad and mad bc she thought she did kinda know lottie but didnt wanna admit it but after all the shit thats happened she feels like she doesnt know her at all and maybe never did and.. yea.
anyways w van, i got that vibe from their interactions. even after the crash. specifically tho, the gun scene. idk i was def reading into it but. something about the way that nat was habded the gun for the coin test, and everyone was hyping her up, but van looked more.. idk. not concerned, but idk. and she stood up to stand by nat, like she was making sure she was ok. and then she immediately yelled at travis when he was shaming nat. basically i get the vibe that they maybe had a sort of vague trauma sharing bond. theyre not dumb, and w the lives theyve both had they can recognize similarities in other people. prob bonded first over movies and music, hungout every now and the to trade mixtapes and vcr tapes, and then van..... van has a pretty good idea of what happened when nats dad died. prob better than most ppl. all the papers said was that he died from a self inflected wound to the head, but nats told her enough for her to know that arrogant bastard would never kill himself. she briefly thought nat killed him and they just covered it up to protect her but then she remembered who nats mom was and was like.... lol nvm. figures smthn else happened, unlike the rest of the school who jokes about how theyd kill themselves too if they had a druggie slut daughter, etc. van tells them to shut the fuck up. nyways, nat rlllly fucking pushes everyone away and shuts down for a while afterwards but van actually really understands and supports her from a distance. maybe the get a little closer again as the year goes by
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ly0nstea · 6 months
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My thoughts on the final special, skip to the end if you just want the review and not my hilarious commentary as i watched
The ringing in armins ears was a very nice touch
Armoured titan continues to do all the heavy lifting
Uh ohhhh
Adding scenes with onyankopon at the fort was nice
Getting to see more of the nine was really nice
Pieck solos fr
Pieck getting got by the tybur warhammer and reiner by porco and marcel is kinda hilarious
Connie solos frrr
MIKASA JUST FUCKING RAPID FIRE 3 THUNDERSPEARS WTF
Dude ymir HATES reiner bringing up his whole past
WHAT REINER DOESNT GET EATEN IN THE MANGA WHAT THE FUCK
Nvm he does i just checked i forgot
HOW IS REINER SO FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Jean forgiving reiner L take jean
SNAKE TITAN
BOOOOO GABI THROW HER OFF
Why is falcos titan green
LETS GOO ANNIE
"Where's Arm- i mean, Pieck" ARUANI ARE SO WINNINGGGGGG
Booooo dont kill eren let him win
The eldians should kill all the marleyans fuck them shoot their asses
THEY HAVE LIGHTNING AND FUCKING BOWS AND ARROWS?????
AND FUCKING SWORDA???? AND AXES
Pieck solos again
PIECK KEEPS SOLOING
Jean does not solo bro please
Mikasa not being able to fuckung speak lmaooo
Fucking gabi tryna shoot the titans dumbass tell her ass levi
Cringe Levi L take stomp them all out he doesnt regret his choice bcuz hr knows erwin wpuldve done the based thing and wiped out humanity outside the walls
Slingshot mikasa we stan
Oopsie
Annie doing parkour off the spine of the titan shes the real mvp
Armin having an out of body experience
Damn armin hates himself, based tbh hes a lil bitch
Fucl yea all thosw bitches and the giraffes getting trampled
YO COLLOSSALS ON THE LAVA THATS SO SICK
Millenia of history getting wiped out only paradis deserves to stand 💪💪💪💪
Zeke building his lil castle
Ey its the explanation
"Being alive means dying eventually" zeke youre not smart please stfu
Baby eren ❤️
Zeke and armin talking about the same thing but seeing entirely different things might genuinely be my favourite image in the entire series holy shit
AND SCYTHES
Bertie boys fighring for the love of his life bros so cucked
Ymir saving reiners life bros so cucked
Fucking gabi and her stupid rifle hate that bitch
Aruani stays winning
Krugers so cool bro
Why does zeke love being naked so much
Zekes always fucking up erens shit man
Cucktoldt is back
Zeke getting to reconcile with grisha was nice
Levi gettjng the fucking brawl sound affect for killimg zeke lmaook
Booooo why didnt the baby get thrown
Imagine being the last guy to fall off that cliff thatd suck ass
Jean finally did something
Reiner continues to fucking carry the entire plan by himself
If only armin used his nuke on more civilians </3 him getting held up was sick asf tho
Gabi got to live and her parents booooo kill them all
LET REINER FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT
LETS GO ERENS ALIVE ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Boooo the eldians and marleyans are working together L bozos kill the marleyans every man woman and child
How did connie figure that out
Honestly id accepy jean and connie dying if it meant gabis bloodline being ended right now
That was such a nice send off for connie and jean im kine of mad its a fake out tbh
REINER CARRYING ONCE AGAIN
Mikasa stop getting fucking headaches and do your job holy shit
Uh oh cabin time
The why are you crying symmetry oo
Cabin erens a lil bitch
HES SO TALL
ROCK HIS SHIT EREN
Mikasas cut looks so good in this
HE TURNED ARMINS FACE TO RUBBLEEEE
Mikasas such a traitor
WHYD SHE CUT HIS HAIR
Mikasas a necrophiliac and ymirs a voyeur
Child armin looks so mich like a girl in mappas style
Whys he tryna make mikasa the mc in the last chapter 🤡🤡🤡
Eren killed his own mom what a madlad
Get rocked eren
Whys armins face like rhat
Its the "worst manga panel of all time"
A sea of blood thats beautiful
80% not enough it shouldve been 90% with only the 10% on paradis left
"Im sure the hell we went through has happened over and over" i actually dont think this has happened before armin
Gross hes holding hair and teeth
"It was at out feet but you were always looking at the distance" is a very nice allegory for freedom and drive
0/10 armin didnt kiss him as well
Still mad we dont get to see anyone elses converstions with eren, especially floch
Pieck is so unserious
MICHE AND PETRA ON SCREEN LETS GO 10/10 FINALE
gabi on screen 0/10 finale
"Give him a proper burial" his is ass does NOT deserve that
"Prove it" cant prove a negative dumbass this is why marley deserves to die theyre all dumbasses
Ymirs all grown up and is it too early to say—
Erehisu stans are so fucking fuming rn holy shit
JAEGERIST INSIGNIA IS SO FUXKING COOL SHIT
Nicoli on screen 0/10 finale
HITCH ON SCREEN 10/10 FINALE
Reiner please calm down for 2 seconds
ANNIE IN A SUIT SHES SO SMALL I LOVE HER
Levi on screen L YO HIS EYE THOO THATS SICK
Can gabi and falco please fuck off
Paradis looks so pretty
Mikasa never threw away the scarf smh
Love the idea that shiganshina becomes a fucking cyberpunk capital and not just a big city
Anyway all jokes aside, the ending still feels a bit inconsequential seeing that no one dies in the final battle, considering how the rest of the show was. Eren's still a coward and a pussy and his inability to act with decisiveness is the reason shiganshina (and presumably the rest of Paradis) is inevitably destroyed, it also proves the Jaegarists point that no matter what happens theyll never stop trying to wipe out eldians, even centuries after titans are wiped out. Eren lied to the people of Paradis and got them killed so like 8 people could live half decent lives cleaning up his mess, most hollow victory of all time. Over all its like a 7/10 ending, there isnt any other way it really could have ended comsidering the story. The new paradis emblem is so fucming cool tho holy shit. Get Rumbled Stay Humbled.
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