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random-writerings · 1 year

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My Type

Ship: Daisy Johnson x fem!reader

Summary: You struggle to come out to the team, but after a game of ‘fuck, marry, kill’, you accidentally reveal that you have a crush. When the team meets Deke, Daisy suggests you should ask him out because she thinks he's your type. But she doesn't know that she's actually your type.

Warnings: none

Word Count: 2.4k

“Fuck Fury, marry Tony Stark, kill Hulk,” Hunter answered Bobbi’s question, slurring his words slightly and waving his bottle of beer in air as if to emphasise his words.

“You answered that a bit too fast, Hunter,” Mack laughed.

“Yeah, and why marry Tony Stark? He's a bit of an egomaniac,” Bobbi asked.

“For the money, duh. He's bloody loaded.”

“I think you guys are focussing on the wrong part,” Fitz chimed in. “Hunter seems to think he can kill the Hulk.”

“Of course, I don't. It's hypothetical and I can say what I want.”

“Fine, whatever. Who's next?” Mack turned to you, sitting next to Hunter.

“Fire away.” You laughed, sipping your drink.

The team had gotten back from a particularly tough mission a few hours ago and Coulson had suggested that everyone take the night off while he finished off the mission report. This, of course, led to Hunter and Mack pulling out the beers and ordering take out.

You were all relaxing on the couches chatting amongst yourselves and relieving the stress of the mission. By now, everyone was fairly drunk and Hunter had suggested playing a game. The team settled on ‘fuck, marry, kill’ with the Avengers.

“Okay, let me think.” Mack scratched his head in an over-the-top thinking gesture, causing some giggles from Jemma and Daisy. “What about … Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man.”

You internally cringed at the mention of only male Avengers. You hadn't come out to the team yet. With all the constant danger, there had never been a right time. But you hid how you felt about Mack’s choices. May had taught you well.

“Hey we just had Iron Man!” Hunter protested.

“No, we had Tony Stark,” Mack countered.

“Same person, Mack.”

“Fine.” Mack sighed. “Thor, Captain America, and …”

You prayed for Black Widow, or Maria Hill, even though she wasn't technically an Avenger.

“Hawkeye,” Mack finished.

Damn, you had forgotten about him.

You hummed, pretending to think it over. Your heart picked up slightly when you released now would be a good time to tell everyone you didn't like men. You were all relaxed and having fun, no one was in immediate danger … Sure, it wasn't the perfect time, and May and Coulson weren't here so you would have to tell them separately, but is there ever really a perfect time? And if it went badly, you could always blame it on the alcohol or hope there was a chance that everyone would be too drunk to remember in the morning.

Okay, here goes. You took a deep breath.

“Hmm, I'm not sure. None of them are really my type.”

This caused gasps of shock from Bobbi, Jemma, Yo-Yo, and Daisy.

“How is Thor not your type?” Bobbi asked.

“Yeah, Thor is everyone's type,” Yo-Yo stated matter-of-factly.

“Even May said he was dreamy!” Daisy added

“Have to agree with ladies, love. Thor is pretty hot.” Hunter shrugged.

“Plus, that's not the game,” Fitz added. “It doesn't really matter who's your type, you still have to choose. I mean, I married Loki on my go and I hate that guy.”

Okay, so that didn't go as planned. Never mind, just roll with it.

“I know.” You laughed. “I just wanted to see your reactions. I guess, I'll fuck Thor, marry Captain America, and kill Hawkeye. But let the record show that I feel bad because Hawkeye seems like a genuinely nice guy.”

“Interesting,” Jemma spoke up. “Why not marry Thor? He's a god and you'd get free trips to space.”

“Damn, what is with the Thor obsession?” You held up your hands in mock surrender. “I just figured that marrying Cap would be great because he'd be a gentleman. I mean, he is from the 40s. Plus, he probably knows how to dance and it's something I kinda want to learn.”

“Yeah, I can see the appeal.” Yo-Yo nodded.

“I'm curious. What is your type, if it's not three of the most attractive men on the planet?” Hunter nudged you playfully.

“Uh.” You hesitated. Here it is, this is the moment. Just reply “women”. It's that simple. It's just one word.

But your eyes landed on Daisy, looking at you expectantly, waiting for your answer, and the word got stuck in your throat.

You had had a crush on Daisy for months now. You had been working with Bobbi and Mack under Robert Gonzalez, tasked with infiltrating Coulson’s S.H.I.E.L.D. and reporting back. But when you had met Daisy, things had gotten complicated. You had pushed your feelings aside, determined to finish the mission. But when the two S.H.I.E.L.D.s had merged to fight against the Inhumans at Afterlife, you had watched Daisy become stronger and more confident, controlling her powers despite the pain she was going through. You admired her and your feelings for her had only gotten stronger the more you got to know her.

But you knew she didn't feel the same way. You had watched her flirt with Lincoln and she had opened up to you about her past relationships; one with a man called Miles, a hacktivist who sold information leading to the death of a powered person, and her relationship with Grant Ward, who turned out to be Hydra. She never mentioned being in a relationship with a woman or even liking women at all.

But then again, neither had you.

“Yeah, come on, y/n.” Mack’s voice broke you out of your thoughts. “What is your type?”

“Uh, I don't know. Dark hair, maybe?” Your thoughts drifted back to Daisy. “Kind eyes, and a bright smile. Someone who's very smart and can be intimidating at times but also makes everyone laugh.” You stopped when you heard Jemma giggle. You looked up at her. “What?”

She smiled knowingly. “That's very specific. Sounds like you have someone in mind.”

“No I –” You started to defend yourself but Yo-Yo cut you off.

“Yeah, look at you blushing and smiling. You definitely have a crush.”

“Come on then. Tell us who it is.” Daisy leaned forward, resting her forearms on her thighs, smirking playfully at you.

Your whole body tensed up at her words. Your hands which had been fiddling with your bottle stilled and your back straightened slightly. Out of the corner of your eye, you caught Hunter staring at you, the teasing smile on his face faltering a little when he noticed your body language. Then he laughed loudly and threw his arm around your shoulders.

“Oh don't make the poor woman say it out loud. She's obviously embarrassed. But it's okay, love. No need to be ashamed. I’m a real catch, I know.”

There was a pause before the whole room erupted in laughter. Hunter looked around in mock offense and you caught on to what he was doing; he had noticed you were uncomfortable and shifted everyone's attention onto him instead. You made a mental note to thank him later.

“What the hell makes you think she was describing you of all people?” Fitz asked incredulously.

“Yeah, no offense Hunter, but you're not exactly intimidating.” Mack wiped tears of laughter from his eyes.

“I can be!”

“Well, you're not all that smart either,” Bobbi joked.

Hunter gasped dramatically and clutched his chest, falling back on the couch.

“You wound me. You really are a demon, you know that Bob?”

“Ugh, you're such a flirt.” She rolled her eyes at him but she was smiling fondly.

Later, after everyone had turned in for the night, you stayed behind to clean up the kitchen area. As you binned some empty bottles, you heard someone approach you. You turned around to find Hunter holding more empty bottles. He placed them on the counter before turning his attention to you.

“So, Daisy, huh?”

“I don't know what you're talking about.” You grabbed the bottles off the counter and put them in the bin.

“Yeah, you do. Are you going to tell her?”

You sighed. “No. Not right now anyway.” But you knew that was a lie. You’d had many opportunities to tell Daisy how you felt but you always chickened out at the last second.

“Just a word of advice, don't wait too long. When you do a job like this, the future isn't certain. You never know what we'll face next or if we'll even survive it. You don't want any regrets.”

“Speaking from experience?”

“Hey, this isn't about me. But for the record, yes. I don't always remember to tell Bobbi I love her and I always regret it when something bad happens. Also, we're all watching Mack and Yo-Yo flirting with each other but avoiding any real conversation about their feelings and it's getting painful at this point. So, just don't wait too long, yeah?” He said as he turned to leave.

“Yeah, alright,” you agreed.

But, little did you know, it would be years before you ever told anyone else.

~~~

The team had made it back from the deadly post-apocalyptic future and thankfully everyone was alive. It was just you, Daisy, and Noah in the Lighthouse, until Daisy had spotted Deke on the computer. She had left to break him out of prison and they had returned successfully. But you were still waiting for the rest of the team to return from their mission.

Now, Daisy was watching Deke, who was talking to Noah across the control room, while she ate cereal out of the box.

“You know, he's totally your type.” She spoke in a hushed voice, as if she was telling you a secret.

“What do you mean?” You looked away from the monitor on the desk, confused as to why she would bring this up out of blue. You had never shown any interest in Deke when you met in the future and you were hesitant about him being in the Lighthouse.

“I mean, he totally fits what you described as your type,” she replied, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. But when you gave her a confused look she sighed and explained. “Remember a few years ago, while we were still living in the Playground, we all got drunk and played ‘fuck, marry, kill’?”

You nodded. Considering all the crazy stuff that had happened since then, you had honestly forgotten about that night. Then it suddenly hit you where Daisy was going with this.

“And you described your type and Hunter joked about you having a crush on him–”

“Yeah, Daisy. That's not–” You tried to stop her but she kept going.

“Well, I think Deke kinda fits the criteria. First of all, he has dark hair. He doesn't smile very often but when he does, it's nice. I don't really know what you meant by kind eyes but I know he can be a bit intimidating. I mean he sold me to Kasius and that was scary. And I suppose he is sort of smart, in his own way. I also watched the footage of him getting drunk at the bar and it's very funny. So, you see, he may be a bit annoying, but he's definitely your type.”

“He's really not. Trust me.”

“I'm serious. You should ask him out.”

You laughed out loud at that, causing Deke and Noah to look your way curiously. Daisy shushed you jokingly but that just made you laugh harder. Deke and Noah went back to their conversation while you caught your breath.

“There is no way I'm asking him out. He's a complete moron and, like you said, he sold you to Kasius. So hell no.” You paused for a moment. “But what I want to know is, how did you remember all that stuff? I said that years ago. I didn't even remember saying it until you brought it up.”

Daisy looked away, inspecting her monitor for news of the team. You felt like she was deliberately avoiding your gaze, and you swore you could see a light dusting of pink colouring her cheeks through her dark hair.

Before you could say anything else, Deke and Noah called out to you both, drawing your attention to the monitors on the wall. The rest of the team had returned.

~~~

Later, you and Deke were searching one of the many storage rooms in the Lighthouse for something that Fitz needed to close the rift to the Fear Dimension. Because apparently that existed now. S.H.I.E.L.D. agents never can catch a break.

“Look, it'll probably be quicker if we both search different rooms,” you suggested.

Deke agreed and left, bumping into Daisy on the way out. She entered the storage room, leaning against the wall. You could feel her staring so you turned to her. She raised one eyebrow at you.

“What?” You asked.

“You tell me. You and Deke … alone … in a storage room…”

“Oh shut up. You know it's not like that.”

“Why not?”

“Daisy, are you seriously trying to set me up with Deke? I mean, really, of all people? Deke?” You rolled your eyes and turned back to the box you were searching.

“Oh come on, he's your–”

“He is not my type, Daisy!” You snapped loudly, slamming something back in the box. “You really wanna know why? It's because he's a man!” You turned to face her as you confessed.

There was a pause as you realised what you just said. You closed your eyes and sighed.

“Shit,” you cursed under your breath.

Might as well come clean about everything, while we're at it.

“He's a man, Daisy. I don't like men. I never have,” you continued, quieter this time. “In fact, that night, I was talking about someone specific, someone I had a crush on. Someone I still have a crush on,” you corrected yourself and took a deep breath, preparing for what you were about to say next. “It's you Daisy. You're my type. I was just too scared to tell you. I didn't want to ruin our friendship because it means so much to me. And I understand if you don't feel the same–”

“Actually, I do,” Daisy interrupted you, all traces of her previously teasing tone gone. “I do feel the same about you.”

“Oh, okay,” you spoke softly, shocked.

Daisy smiled at you, that bright smile that you loved so much. Then she closed the distance between the two of you, pressing her lips gently to yours.

The moment was interrupted by hurried footsteps coming down the hall and Deke throwing open the door.

“I found the thing Fitz needs. Let's go.” He didn't even stop long enough to process what he interrupted before running away towards the control room.

You turned back to Daisy and you both laughed. She took your hand and you headed down the hall hand in hand.

#marvel #agents of shield #agents of shield fanfic #daisy johnson #daisy johnson fanfic #daisy johnson x reader

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boahl3 · 10 days

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My blood p is on fucking high right now because of this two faced, shit talking man obsessed bitch who wants to start shit online with minors while saying she don't beef with minors.

Nancy. You are a seething, psychopathic, drama obsessed whore. I need you to get that shit through your head before i continue this post.

I think you don't understand people do not like your ass because you are a man fiending, fame craving leech that leaves people to believe thats just what you are. And now that you got an apology from the ONE person you wanted it from (After both of you have apologized to each other in the past) You wanna make fun of him. Just because people are on your side. I know how you work you fucking snake.

SECOND. The groomer and whatever his fucking gender is. Who in thee ever flying fuck cares about his gender?? The mfs a groomer point blank period and all you pussies hiding under anons saying shit about mack's gender just proved to me it was all just some shitty gender war to y'all and never about what the guy actually did. I was really gonna hold off on this but now I'm at a fucking boiling point. You wanna fight? Fight with the mf who wants to fight. Fight the mf who knows everything.

You are accusing people of shit they ain't done and you're tryna gather up a whole army of your radfem ugly men hating bitches to back you up on something that had no damn substance in the first place. Leave your ex outta this and focus on the actual problem at hand.

Nancy. People were hating on you because you were talking about how much you hated men yet were completely obsessed with them at the same damn time. Remember when you were with dylan but suspiciously broke up with him and started posting about david more frequently??

Reply to me, you snake-eyed motherfucker.

@ablognam4nanc

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lunatic-pudge · 5 months

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Pyro SWF Alphabet

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(They/Them pronouns and AMAB) (Also putting a TW for this)

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A: Affection (How do they show affection? And how affectionate are they?)

Pyro is an affection fiend. They enjoy some good old lovings. But they can only handle affection when they're in a good headspace. I'm not gonna go in depths about what they're suffering from mentally, I'm just gonna say it's some sort of psychosis disorder and I'm gonna throw some trauma in there. So when they're having an episode it's best to be gentle and ask to show affection

B: Best Friend (What would they be like a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

They're the best friend who's always up to no good. Always seems to be awake and doing god knows what. If you hear police seirens in the distance, this is the first one you're looking at as to what the hell happened. But they do be a very fun person to be around. Don't ask how the friendship started cause it just happened. One minute, you two are meeting for the first time, the next you're both sitting around the oven making homemade blue Jollyranchers

C: Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Loves cuddles. You two will be cuddling everywhere and anywhere. Homie is a big fan of PDA and loves to wrap themselves around you. Cuddling can be a little akward when their asbestos lined suit is rubbing up all over you, but when they have the onesie on, it's nap time bitches! They're so warm and soft, it can lull anyone to sleep

D: Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking & cleaning?)

I feel settling down would be a little hard for Pyro. They're so used to always being up to do something, driven by impulse. But I'm sure they'll warm up to it after a while, when they're able to find a routine and such. They're decent with cooking, only really able to make the basics (macking cheebse), but they excel in the baking department. Demanding that THEY be the ones to make desserts for everyone. And for cleaning, it's 50/50. When it comes to their weapons, they clean it down to the littlest of details, sometimes recleaning the weapons cause they think they missed a spot. But when it comes to cleaning up the base, they put the bare minimum up, they'd rather be doing something else and it shows

E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

You're gonna have to be the one to break up with them. They do not handle break ups well. When they're with someone, they OBSESS over that person, and it's hard to break from that obsession. So the poor thing would be locked in their room with a lighter, trying to figure out what to do. I feel they have a self harming problem so that would be something that'd happen more after a break up

F: Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Is open to the idea of getting married. They'd probably wanna get married quick, poor bug can get impatient. Absolutely the type to wear a suit dress combo. Fire will somehow, SOMEHOW be incorporated into the wedding. No if, and, or buts about it.

G: Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Is gentle when in a good headspace. When they're having an episode, they tend to isolate themselves and refuses to talk to be. If you ask if they wanna hug during an episode expect to receive a bone crushing hug. They appreciate when you're there for them during these episodes and would do everything they can for you when you're down in the dumps. They're a good ear to have when you need to vent

H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hugs 24/7. If they can't cuddle you, then you're getting a big ol' hug. They're hugs are warm and comfy (when not wearing his fire suit). Loves giving hugs to everyone. They're the person to go to if you just need a hug from someone

I: I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)

Definitely said it first. Homie will say it platonically and romantically, they don't care. Once you prove to be a good person to them, then it's game over. This fire gremlin loves you dearly no matter what

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

They can get jealous very quickly. They can't help it. They want to be your one and only and worries others are trying to steal you from them. They act like a sad puppy when jealous, and will threaten the person that's taking your attention away from them, though it's hard to tell what they're saying cause of the gas mask muffling their speech

K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Loves a good ol' smooch. Will press the end of their mask against your cheek all time. When they take the mask off or lift it enough for a kiss, it can take your breath away. They're magical moments between the two of you. All kisses end you in a big cuddle puddle

L: Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

Like Scout, they would make a great older sibling. Would accidentally create an army of little arsonists cause they'd be burning everything as a form of entertainment for the kiddies.

M: Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Is a lazy cuddle bug in the mornings. Refuses to get out of bed to eat breakfast and start the day. When they do finally decide that they want breakfast, they'll go get a plate of food and will retreat back to their room to eat it since they don't like when people see them with their mask off. Sometimes they tend to skip breakfast since they don't see it as a necessary thing. But please do eat breakfast with them. They love having you around, it melts their heart everytime

N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Likes to build a blanket fort and cuddle together while reading stories together. Has an ungoldy amount of blankets and stuffed animals to cuddle with and keep warm. Tends to be a nightowl so you're the one clonking out first

O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)

The one that takes the longest to open up. We're talking YEARS of trust that needs to established before they can say anything about themselves. They have a lot of past trauma they don't like to talk about so it takes a lot of confidence for them to talk about it. Just please be patient and give them a hug. Let them know it's gonna be okay

P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Has a surprising amount of patience. You never see them angry, it's like they can't get angry. But they can, they just never show it. They tend to stay quiet when angry, but has gotten violent before in the past. Those are on VERY rare occasions though so you never have to worry about it

Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Their memory can be finicky at times so it can be hard for them to remember the more detailed info about you. They try their best though. Just be patient and remind them. They feel bad when they can't remember things about you

R: Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

It was the first time they taught you how to make hard candy. They stood back and allowed you to take control of it all, while Pyro helped out when needed. The first batch of hard candy burnt. The burning candy was the only thing that could be smelt all around the base, which upset some of the other mercs. But Pyro was still super proud of you, taking the blame for the burnt candy, ready to throw hands if anyone was mean to you. They still took a small charred piece and kept it preserved in some resin so they could keep it forever

S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Very protective, very obsessive, and very adorable. Homie's got flamethrowers, axes, and could probably pull a butcher knife out of no where and chase someone with it if they try to hurt you. They would feel so special if you protect them. Poor baby might cry a bit and give you one of the biggest hugs they can give you. They love when you both got each other's backs

T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks?)

They try. They tend to usually stick to more casual dates like baking together or a movie night. Is amazing at giving gifts. If there's something you want and it's hard to find, you best bet that it'll be in your hands withing three days. How did they accomplish this? Probably black magic. No one ever questions it. They're also the type that would wanna do everything for you while you sit back in relax. They'll body slam you into a cuddle if you try to help out

U: Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Their constant need to start fires. Fire is their comfort item. It's helped them through so much. They just can't help but start these fires, wanting to help bring joy to others like it's done for them. Though not all fires they start are intentional, there have been several accidents that have happened. Py's weapons are banned from being brought inside and are to stay in their own designated room until it's time to fight

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Pyro would be the one with the most self-esteem issues. They have no mirrors in their room and will usually cover the mirrors up in the bathroom being showering and such. You and Medic are the only ones who've seen what Pyro looks like, Py's not happy that Medic knows but they understand why he has. Their body is littered with varying scars from fires, being a merc, and their self harming. I could even see them having a prosthetic leg cause of some sort of injury that happened

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. You are their world, their obsession. So to not have you around 24/7 is heartbreaking. When you have to go out for a few days, they're giving you puppy dog eyes, begging you not to go or to at least take them with you. They'll mope around and write little letter to you expressing how much they love you and miss you. When you come back, they're so estatic. Hugs, kisses, cuddles, and telling you how much you mean to them. They'll cook you a dinner and spoil you for the next five days or more to make up for lost time

X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

As I've stated earlier, I believe Pyro has issues with self harming. They try to stop doing it but it's really hard to at times. I also see them having a missing limb. I just feel it. And for something more positive, they aren't some dumb baby. Pyro is very much an intelligent bean. He was the CEO of an engeneering company! They could easily be a back up Engie if they needed. And you can't convine me that they aren't some ancient eldrich horror being, probably WAY more powerful than Cuthulu

Y: Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Hates people who are assholes. They're good at being petty with those types of people. So obviously they wouldn't want to be with someone who's mean and inconsiderate.

Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Horrible sleep schedule. Sometimes they don't ever sleep at night. Nights are spent doing whatever they can to kill time. Has a bad habit of watching you sleep. They're very good at being still and quiet, a little too good...

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 pyro x reader #tw #tw self harm

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running-on-a-broken-record · 6 months

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Egos with reader who is obsessed with true crime

YES! Criminology nerd over here is going crazy

The Detective: - I was kind of 50/50 with him liking it because he can tell you about his cases, and disliking it because he sees it all day at work, and even more at home with you - Honestly I think I'm leaning more towards him enjoying it because when he needs to rant about a bad case, he can tell you everything and not spare any of the gruesome details because you just don't care - If you were to ask him about anything true crime-related, he'd be happy to answer! Especially if it's something you're particularly interested in

MadPat: - Do I even have to say it? - He LOVES this about you! - True crime fan x serial killer may be my new favorite trope now? Like just imagine it - If you know about him being all 🔪 🔪 🔪 he may come home covered in blood and tell you all about his recent kill, obsessed with how intently you listen to each and every gruesome detail

Mack: - Both Head Engineer and Dictator wouldn't mind. I think it'd be really easy to get them both into true crime as well, to be honest. If you nudge them in the right direction, they can very well be just as well-informed as you

The Hermit: - Honestly it probably interests him too, just to a lesser extent. For him, it's more like... "wow, I didn't know the human body could do that" - Or the fact that he's not used to murder (being in isolation and all) so hearing about it makes him curious

WarfPat: - Hehe I have an evil thought for this one - Him waking up in the middle of the night, drowsy, to see you wide awake at like 3AM, the light from your phone illuminating your face as you watch/listen to a true crime podcast/documentary - Being absolutely terrified that you're about to murder him - You will likely receive a gift with a note saying something like "I don't know what I did but I'm sorry"

DarkPat: - Like the Detective, another one that I have mixed feelings on. Though overall, I think he wouldn't mind it - If you're one of those people that listens to true crime podcasts to go to sleep, he may have a similar reaction to WarfPat, though with less fear of him dying, and more of a worry you’ll murder some random stranger - "Oh my significant other might turn into a murderer" - And he'd still love you even if you were, so...

Ness: - Given the movie LOOOORE (I am so sorry) for fun, we're going to say you have a special interest in the Missing Children Incident - He tells you almost everyday that you should be a detective with how closely you follow the case, even though it's a cold case - He gets concerned for you sometimes, but when you get too into it, he is always there to pull you back and force you to take breaks - For example, getting you to visit him at the diner. Or taking you out on a date

#thinking about doing another fanfic (see: MadPat with PizzeriaWorker!Reader) that may or may not be based off this #matpat #game theory #escape the night #escape the night s3 #matpat x reader #madpat #darkpat #the hermit #reader insert #x reader #mad's is gonna kill me i think #fun fact i almost went to college for a criminology degree

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spinningerster · 9 months

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notes from last night (29/7 evening show)

fun random little things I wanna mention

• did matinee stage door and met so many cast members, they were all so lovely!

• mukeni was just casually walking around the foyer talking on the phone

• we got a bereal with him after the show

• also no joke I was sat next to mukeni's mum - she was lovely! we chatted a little before and after the show

• at stage door after the show archie went past on his scooter and everyone cheered

onto the show notes!!

• matthew gave me a cast pape 🥺

• was right up in the immersion (manhattan row P) and didn't know where to look at some points. like during WWK morgan was basically right in my face. damon was in front of me like twice. (fr would've worn my finch shirt instead if I would have known.) him, lucy & lillie were in front of me in once and for all and I didn't know where to look so just focused on michael on the stage 😂

• ryan went past me after kony but I didn't realise it was him until after nesim & bronte went past lol

• michael & matthew ran past me at one point (during carrying the banner iirc)

• three of them ran past me during seize the day (just before crutchie got arrested) but honestly I have no idea who it was 😂

• there was a bit (think it was just before jack, davey & les ran away from snyder) where matthew was just. laying on the floor?? like where the little banister is for the bronx

• morgan albert. LOVED him. he was brilliant. he killed it

• "that is not nice...morris."

• "and who wants brooklyn?" mark proceeded to spend 5 minutes putting a blindfold on. like the scene had moved on from that bit and he was still tying it

• "who's the big spender that ordered the seltzer?" morgan: starts drumming the table "OVA HERE"

• "two cents? for a glass o' seltzer??"

• bobbie was on vocal rest so no splint rip

• she was absolutely hilarious though. "have you seen this boss? these kids put out a pretty good...nope nevermind goodbye!"

• "and such language, which they should not be using -"

• "he doesn't do happiness, does he?" hannah chuckled which made the audience laugh

• hannah started a sing song when they were leaving pulitzers office

• HECAYNTTAWKHELLCALLYABAYCK

• during the fight scene someone jumped onto and then over the cart (think it was spencer but not sure)

• les: "buy a pape from a poor orphan boy." davey: "hey he ain't an orphan??"

• OH MY GOD RYAN. forgot how much I absolutely love his davey

• "your girl?" "YOU HEARD ME!"

• like act 2 davey was SO SASSY. "oooh, so what does that make you?"

• oh yes. above. flip. the. flip. fold. flip.

• him and jack were like a comedy duo in act 2

• "I'm told we once shared a carriage ride." "TOLD YA"

• damon finch my beloved <3 so happy I got to see him he was amazing

• josh blew some of his smoke into nun bobbie's face

• OH THE CUTEST MOMENT. at the end when jack is like 'we won!' specs immediately hugged ritz and then hugged a few other people it was adorable

• when jack told them to vote 'no' mack literally had to hold spot back it was so funny

• mike was the last person to leave after jack betrayed them at the rally and he gave jack such a dirty look

• matt threw the paper for bronte to catch in kony but she missed and it fell to the ground

• michael jack. my absolute beloved. he was so comedic like the way he said certain lines was so entertaining

• there were like two wolf whistles when jack & katherine kiased in stbi

• michael and bronte were so giggly in the start of the finale scene it was so cute

• final nesim performance. what a little star he is

• in the bit after carrying the banner when davey, les & jack are talking the delanceys (aka morris) was basically like just throwing the papers at the newsies

• officially in love with pips. she did a little star jump during brooklyns here it was so cute. AND HER OUTFIT?? obsessed

• background moments during the bows/curtain call: matthew didn't make the shot. morgan & owen did a funky lil dance. lindsay, lucy, sam, jamie and someone else (they were off to the side so couldn't see who it was) did the wave

#if anyone else was at the show and got a cheeky lil audio politely extending my hand out #newsies #newsies uk

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qualcosadelgenere · 7 months

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PT. 3

1) Falcão da Silva: "He trained his reflexes in the depths of the Amazon, and puts them to work on the pitch."

2) Lagarto Carlos: "He seems to move to a samba rhythm when he makes a challenge on the pitch."

3) Bagre Antonio: "He's involved in an environmental movement to save the endangered Brazilwood tree."

4) Monstro: "When he drinks coffee, he surges with power. Doesn't do his health much good, though."

5) Formiga Clemens: "He likes to pioneer forms of agriculture that are more rainforest friendly."

6) Presa: "He's really interested in developing engine fuel derived from sugar cane."

7) Borboleta Barbosa: "He wants to look beyond the borders of Brazil and study the playing styles of other nations."

8) Coruja Cerezo: "His powerful physique is down to his arduous training carrying bundles of sugar cane."

9) Leonardo Almeida: "Football's in his blood. He's the fourth generation to represent his country."

10) Mack Ronijo: "Strength, talent, determination-this guy's got the lot. He's the perfect player."

11) Gato: "At the carnival, listen out for the distinctive timbre of his home-made tambourine."

12) Javali Ribeiro: "He's always thinking up spectacular outfits to wear to the carnival."

13) Urso Nogueira: "His cool and calculated style doesn't always mesh with passionate Latin football."

14) Cavalo Oliviera: "His big plan is to start an international biofuel bussiness in Brazil."

15) Tigre Mendes: "He gets more and more pumped as the crowd cheer louder and louder!"

16) Grilo Santos: "His family run a traditional Brazilian eaterie, so he's always cooking for his team-mates."

1) Jorge Ortega: "He's known for his aggressive style. His brutal tackles often lead to melees."

2) Teres Tolue: "Proud of his impregnable defence, he directs the team from the back."

3) Julio Acosta: "He has a fondness for yeba maté tea, and he always packs some when he plays away."

4) Gordo Díaz: "From a family of vineyard owners, he's striving to put Argentinian wine on the map."

5) Ramón Martinez: "He really appreciates the colonial architecture of Buenos Aires."

6) Esteban Carlos: "He does altitude training in the Andes, so there's no escaping his tenacious plays."

7) Sergio Pérez: "He has lofty ambitions of reinventing the Argentinian literary scene."

8) Roberto Torres: "The old legend of El Dorado is an enduring passion for him. He dreams of finding it."

9) Pablo Castillo: "The natural beauty of Argentina inspires his art, and he hopes for recognition."

10) Leone Batigo: "His swooping, powerful plays have earned him the nickname El Cóndor."

11) Diego Oro: "This nutty player sets off fireworks in his bathroom at Christmas and new year."

12) Lionel Cruz: "He makes incredible pork sausages. It's like a hobby for him."

13) Mario Saviola: "His pushy parents said to him, "you'd better win, or else!", which causes him much angst."

14) Hernán Tevez: "Despite his young age, he helps the local radio station, covering football matches."

15) Germán Samuel: "Serve him a steak, sprinkled with sea salt and grilled over an open fire, and he's in heaven."

16) Ricardo Agüero: "The windy regions of Patagonia have been his training ground, so he's an all-weather player."

1) Billy Rapid: "He wants to be a cowboy in a western. He's always practising lines in the mirror."

2) Ted Bryan: "He sees Silicon Valley as a goldmine, and he hopes to make his fortune there."

3) Tony Stridas: "This guy is obsessed with eating steaks. He can't rest unless he eats one a day."

4) Dyke Dynamo: "They say that he once wrestled a buffalo to the ground. I'm not so sure, though."

5) Asuka Domon: "Used to live in the USA. Behaves flippantly, but is deep-hearted."

6) Steve Woodmac: "His ambition is to sit in the Oval Office, but no one takes him seriously."

7) Kazuya Ichinose: "This comeback kid is known as the midfield magician."

8) Sean Pierce: "He's only young, but he has a good grasp of Wall Street's complex financial structures."

9) Mark Kruger: "America's star player. He, together with Ichinose, pulls the team along."

10) Dylan Keith: "Top scorer of the FFI qualifier tournament. He is called "Mister Goal"."

11) Michele Jacks: "Despite his age, he is already a genius child actor who has been 10 years in a Hollywood acting career!"

12) Alex Hawk: "He insists that he can read the signs in nature to predict the weather."

13) Rob Parker: "He wants to live the American dream by taking his country all the way to the top."

14) Bob Bobbins: "He's a real slob. He loves to sprawl on the sofa, swilling cola and chomping chips."

15) Sammy Dempsey: "He's tiny for an American, but within him hides the coiled power of a jungle cat."

16) Eddie Howard: "He didn't care much for American football, but he really took to soccer."

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(Btw what kind of an introductory line is this, referring to a 14 year old kid, like??

'He was supposed to have died, but...*🙄🥱*'?? But what?? You wanted Kazuya dead? Hater.)

#inazuma eleven #the kingdom #the empire #unicorn #dylan keith #mark kruger #ichinose kazuya #asuka domon #teres tolue #mac robingo

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thelovetheystole · 5 months

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Adding my not always serious speculations to these new blind items from the Metro newsletter.

This one will probably be about Moira. Could be the Emma secret or she could be Mack's mother like many have predicted.

If this is about Emmerdale's returning face, then it would be Vanessa wouldn't it, because Charity and Mack are still married.

We know Aaron's year won't end great, he could still be hiding stuff. Or it could be Chas, as a start of her new story. It could be something that leads to Cain and Aaron fighting. Ideally, I would still love for someone to be hiding something about Robert. Or maybe this is just about Caleb and his wife.

My one track mind obviously wants this to be about Robert being released from prison, so I'm hoping this one is about Victoria. I doubt she's 'much loved' though, at this point. If this were to be about Emmerdale though, it's probably another pregnancy, they're just that obsessed.

#metro blind items #could be for any of the soaps #my delusions about robert sugden #emmerdale

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First and foremost, Mack, you are the sweetest and I'm so happy to have our paths cross in this big ol' world we live in. I love talking with you and reading stuff you post. Congrats on 500, sweets!! You deserve the moon and the stars.

OK -> I'm 5'5, let's use the word "curvy", (natural color is) brown, about midway down my back.

I am very sarcastic and love a dark or dry sense of humor. The more I have to think about something someone said, the more likely I'll appreciate it after I have figured out what they meant. I am a total homebody and have anxiety about natural disasters (earthquakes, usually) and public speaking. I usually wear black clothing. It just feels right.

TokRev is my anime obsession for the time being, thanks to you!

I'm twice the legal drinking age for the states but don't tell my F/O that. They think I'm 30 😂.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MACK! 💋

thank you so much 😭🤍 i'm sorry this is late i was so exhausted last night but happy new year to you too, sarah!! 🥰

i'm pairing you with: 𝑲𝑨𝒁𝑼𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑴𝑰𝒀𝑨.ᐟ

your NYE together looks like:

spending the day inside, maybe a trip to the grocery store for snacks and making homemade pizzas. when the sun goes down, hopping in the car to see all the fireworks in different parts of the city. kazutora isn't going home until he gets his kiss at midnight, but he's stopping at a gas station on the way for more snacks. 🖤

#🪩 — mack's life of the party event #kazutora hanemiya fluff #tokyo revengers fluff #tokrev fluff #kazutora x reader #kazutora hanemiya #tokyo revengers x reader #tokrev x reader

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demonsanddemogorgons · 9 months

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Sunny in Philadelphia - A Joseph Quinn Story (Chapter 15)

Chapter 15 - Boyfriend

"McKenzie."

"Drew. What are you doing here? You didn't call." you asked, snapping a bit, angry that you weren't alerted that he was coming. The one agreement the two of you had that he wanted with the divorce was that he could still come and see Jango since you had shared him together. He was allowed to take him to the park or on certain trips he went on, but he stayed with you full-time. He was supposed to notify you before coming to get him, but he hadn't this time.

"I was in the area and figured I would just stop by to take Jango to the park for the day." He looked over your shoulder at Joe, who was just standing there quietly, letting you do all the talking. "Who is this?"

Fuck. Could this get any more awkward? Absolutely not.

"Drew, this is Joe. M-my boyfriend." Drew's eyes widened as you turned to Joe, mainly to avoid eye contact with Drew if you were being totally honest. "Joe, this is Drew. My...ex-husband."

Joe's eyebrows raised as he nodded at the new information. He wasn't particularly thrilled to meet the man who shattered you into the million pieces that he was trying to glue back together, but he would be respectful all the same, for your sake. He nodded towards Drew in acknowledgement but said nothing. He wasn't going to tell him it was nice to meet him, because frankly, it wasn't. He swallowed in an attempt to stuff down the burning anger he felt in his throat from having that bastard standing 3 feet from him. Drew nodded back and then turned to you.

"Boyfriend?"

You rolled your eyes.

"Yes, Drew. Boyfriend. Pretty sure I'm allowed to have one of those now, not that it stopped you."

He ignored your snarky remark and looked at Joe, his eyes widening with realization.

"Wait a minute. I've seen him before. Joe? Like Joseph? Quinn?"

"Yes."

Drew took a step back for a moment out of shock.

"Joseph Quinn? Like that Eddie dude you were all obsessed with from that TV show? You're dating him?"

You were getting fed up with his questions and disbelief. He had already proven you to not be good enough for him, but for him to act like it was impossible for you to attract a man like Joe was the icing on the cake of your bitterness toward him.

"Drew. How many times do I have to say yes?"

"Wow."

That's all he could say? Really?

"Well, Joe and I have plans for later so if you came for Jango, you can go ahead and take him," you said, trying to shoo him out.

"Yeah, I'll be heading out soon, but can we talk first? In private?"

What? Absolutely not.

"What could you possibly want to talk about? And anything you're going to say to me can be said in front of Joe," you snapped. Joe tried his best to hold back a smirk, impressed with your composure. Atta girl, he thought. He was proud of you for standing your ground.

"I...well, I-I wanted to talk to you about maybe, possibly, getting back together."

You didn't think it was possible for Joe's eyes to bug out any further.

"I'm sorry, what?" You couldn't believe what you heard. "You want me to take your cheating, mentally abusive ass back? Drew, how stupid do you think I am?"

"I-I know I screwed up. I see that now."

"Yeah, only because you showed up here to find a new man in my house that you didn't know about. Funny how you can sleep with all these other women and degrade me about my appearance, but the second you see that I've moved on, you can't handle it. What happened, Drew? All your mistresses get tired of you? Did they realize how you really are?"

"I-I-"

"You didn't appreciate what you had. Even if you do realize what you lost now, it's too late. You had your chance, and you blew it. Even if Joe wasn't in the picture, I would never go back to you. Ever. I deserve better, and I've been fortunate enough to find that. Now take Jango for your visit and get the fuck out of my house."

"Mack, please."

"She said get out, mate," Joe interjected from behind you. He had heard enough. Drew moved closer until his face was inches from Joe's.

"This doesn't concern you," he said lowly, his hands tightening into fists. You could see Joe's cheeks turning red.

"Doesn't concern me? You're asking my girlfriend to take your pathetic ass back right in front of me. If that doesn't concern me, then I don't know what does. You have a lot of nerve to ask this of her after the way you treated her, especially in front of me. I have been patient and tried to stay back out of respect for her and her ability to handle herself, but this is where I draw the line. Get out. Now."

Drew didn't move, continuing to stare at Joe in close proximity. He was contemplating his next move which, if he was smart, would be to retreat.

"Come, Jango," he said, backing off. He hooked Jango's leash to his collar and left with him, slamming the door behind him.

As soon as the door shut, you collapsed against Joe, sobbing. He caught you before you could hit the floor and rubbed his hand over your back soothingly.

"Shhhh, darling, it's okay."

"I'm sorry," you sobbed, soaking his shirt in tears. "I couldn't cry in front of him. I just couldn't. I fucking hate him so much, and I couldn't let him see me like this, let him see how much it still hurts."

"I know, lovey. I know." He continued to hold you as you cried, placing gentle kisses on the top of your head. "You handled it, baby. You did so good."

You continued crying against him but started to calm down.

"Thank you for stepping in," you said between sniffles. "I couldn't take any more."

"I know, darling. I am proud of you for staying strong as long as you did. I know how hard that must have been. I will always be here to step in when you need me."

"I don't know what I would do without you, Joe."

He looked down at you and smiled, pulling you in for a kiss, not caring at all that your face was tear-soaked, and he was getting it all over his own. He only cared in that moment that you were alright. He was humbled by your extreme trust of him. He could see every day how much faith you put in him, and effortlessly so. You trusted him with your life, and it was evident to him. He was amazed that after everything you've been through, you were so quick to care about him so easily, without reservation. He was already angry with the Drew he hadn't met for making the girl of his affections feel so badly about herself and taking her love for granted. After meeting him, it was extremely safe for him to say that he hated him. How can someone like that call himself a man, he thought. He surely wasn't one.

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