#i’m so smart
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Don’t Call Him Jealous
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Time written-6:10 p.m.
Jason Todd/fem!reader smut (I’m on mobile so image is huge, but c’mon it’s Jason. Take him in)
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“Look at that, babe,” His hot, erotic rumble roared your heart into an irritating, intense drum in your chest, heating up the tips of your ears.
“It’s crying for me, begging me to have a taste.”
Hungry eyes kept an intense focus on the mirror in front of you both, the hardwood floor pooling with your arousal. He held both your legs junction over his propped up knees, keeping you spread open for his viewing pleasure alone.
Your bare chest heaved with sweat, perky nipples heavily flushed from countless pinches in between his thumbs. Repeated begs for him to slow down to give you an ounce of a break fell on deaf ears, a forearm secured between the valley of your tits, grasping you close as he fucked you with his fingers.
Overstimulation became your toxic lover, sparking you up in pain with the promise of pleasure, quickly following eachother in an endless loop.
Bucking away didn’t help, he’d only hook his fingers against your G-spot harder, forcing your ass back against his hard, girthy cock, swollen and throbbing for pussy behind the prison of his red gym shorts.
You were in a dress, at one point. A dress you kept in its protective plastic hanger for weeks. Now, it laid abandoned, torn and neglected scraps on the ground since the second Jason saw you in it.
What was his main concern about it? “Nothing.”
The fabric was a rich, deep silky blue, caressing your body perfectly in every way. His biggest issue was a certain cocky bastard, who’s signature color just so happens to lay in pieces on the ground.
Yes, he’d get calls and texts from the rest once they realize he failed to attend yet another Gala. Yes, they’d most likely realize that it wasn’t you who had planned to miss it in the first place.
The last thing he wanted was said certain cocky Grayson to make even so much as a thought of a snarky comment on such. Knowing him, he would.
It was all Jason; the man who didn’t bother to think of the tux he was supposed to have picked up from the dry cleaners before coming home from the gym.
All he had on hand was you, working up to your fourth climax in front of your bedroom mirror. A beautiful, erotic mess of smeared lipstick and cloudy mascara tears, moaning endlessly on his fingers before working you open on his cock.
Never catch him thinking he wasn’t a giver. It was his second favorite sport.
“Pretty, pretty,” Jason murmurs against your neck, kissing along your flushed skin. “Pretty, pretty girl. Y’know what I want, huh? Give it to me.”
“C-C-Can’t,” you exhale, both your hands clutching his working forearm, needlessly crying out broken words and drawn out cries as the fire in your tense tummy threatened to burst.
“J-Jay, J-J-Jay, I-I can’t! S’too much!!”
“Come on, babygirl. Don’t be like that, give me what I want. Come on, baby. Come on, come on.”
He urges via lustfully hasty words in your right ear, bucking his fingers deeper and faster into your stretched walls, the palm of his calloused hand directly abusing your swollen, rosy little clit.
Your nails dig deeper into his forearm, deep enough to add onto his collection of angry scars as liquid heat surges through your veins. A collection of trembling cries erupted from your quivering, rouge smeared lips as his palm grew soaked.
He grunts out a pleased groan in tandem with yours, nearly drowned out by your whimpering as if he was the one that came, forcing every nerve in your body to shiver.
“There we go,” Jason cooes, working his fingers until he picks up on those irritated, little overstimulated whines he recognized by memory, telling him to slow down without use of words.
Only, your body didn’t give him what he wanted. Almost, but not yet.
He listened for now, retreating his fingers, lingering about to pry your soaked lips apart, biting back a deep growl at your soaked, gaping pink hole.
Never more than now did he want to stuff you full, but he was working for something a little more… eye catching.
He enjoyed what he saw right now; maroon lipstick smeared off the edges of your lips, transferred onto his the second he kissed you against your mirror. Pink scratches and dabbled love bites that would morph into rich, wine bruises littering your neck and shoulders.
Red, pure red from your blooming cheeks, aroused skin, sore breasts, and abused pussy.
A dirty, surface drenching show only your body could provide, ignited by his favorite hue of color, by any means necessary. So. why stop at four?
Without a word, Jason dips a finger back inside your cavern, feeling your body nearly wince from the intrusion, a low little whine escaping your deflated lungs.
“Jasooon,” you croak, your rising hips instantly jolted back against his lap by a strong grip on your hip, followed by the click of his tongue. “Please—“
“Not done yet, Princess,” he murmurs, kissing along your neck as his other finger joins in, expertly finding your sweet spot and curling his fingers, determined to go for five.
Blue wasn’t a good color on you anyway.
#Jason Todd#jason todd smut#jason todd x female!reader#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x reader smut#dc jason todd#red means he loves you#get it#I’m so smart#also I suck at titles so when I think of drabbles#I put the time I start#so yeee
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The Wokesiders
(the best thing I’ve ever created)
I have drawings of literally all of them
I need this you don’t understand
#johnny cade#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#the outsiders fanart#darrel curtis#dallas winston#twobit matthews#steve randle fanart#sodapop curtis#wokesiders#i’m so smart#and perfect#haters gonna hate
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Just realized that Gregory’s vision would go static in the base game around Vanny and Moon was because he was still waning from the effects of being controlled by the V.A.N.N.I network (following he is GGY) and they use AR which would mess with him. (Vanny hiding from the robots and Sun and Moons color changing schtick)
#I’m so smart#fnaf#fnaf sb#five nights at freddy's#ruin dlc#ruin dlc spoilers#fnaf gregory#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#fnaf moon#the daycare attendant
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Rosalie/Bella/Emmett is the perfect ship because Bella is literally both Rose’s and Emmett’s dream girl. Hear me out.
Emmett loves pretty women who could kill him with a single glare (Rose and Bella)
And Rosalie loves absolute dumbasses (Bella and Emmett)
They would have been endgame if Smeyer wasn’t Icky™
#twilight#twilight saga#fanfic#new moon#eclipse#breaking dawn#rosalie hale#isabella swan#bella swan#emmett cullen#bella x rosalie#rosella#rosalie x emmett#bella x emmett#rosalie x bella x emmett#rosemetla#poly ships#i’m so smart#hear me out#acearo edward too#not relevant but I thought I should say it anyway
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i feel like this is how a conversation with dealer!ellie would go
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YA’LL.
#I’m so smart#Big brain#GALAXY brain#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst malleus#malleus draconia#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#silver twst#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#twst chapter 7#chapter 7#diasomnia
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Noco vampire au where Cody is the vampire and he is so bad at charming people that he can only get blood from animals and stuff and Noah feels bad for him
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being super fatigued and wondering why knowing damn well you haven’t eaten anything all day
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If I had a penny for every time I got really attached to a background character who had something to do with vampires, I’d have two Pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
#I’m so smart#first spooky month comment in months#Streber technically is a background character even though he has a short so shhhhh be quiet#ALSO I LOVE ERIC SO MUCH :( THERE IS 0 CONTENT OF HIM#jthm#eric jthm#johnny the homicidal maniac#Streber#Streber spooky month#spooky month#rambles#Lucifer losing his marbles#my blorbos
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#they are cartoonie shape#*shaped#scott like a pear and Clyde apple#and i just realize that matches their colors#i’m so Smart#scyde world domination
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*slams hands on table* LITTLE LAW OFFICE OF HORRORS.
Also, it might say mature or something, promise it’s not. Tumblr is just stupid.
I’ve had this idea in my head for a long while, and only now started to get started on it. I’ve been wanting to write a fic for it but I don’t think I have the talent for it. I might end up doing a script type fanfic deal just to branch out and it’d be easier and also I could do my own lyrics for the songs that would fit with the Au.
In this au Miles had to move schools and lost touch with Phoenix, so yeah.
And anyway, Mia also did the Fawles case and Diego is still in a coma and because of this tragedy she goes and gets a job at Edgeworth & Co. where Miles of course works at. She gets a plant for the office and names it Charley.
During this time she gets Phoenix’s case against Dahlia and gets Dahlia imprisoned and Phoenix ends up working as a paralegal for Edgeworth and Co. when he finds out Miles works there and they reconnect.
Phoenix in this au is also in an abusive relationship with Kristoph (a defense lawyer in this au of course) and Miles still has a crush on him. ANYWAY.
So Maya ends up bringing in a strange plant on the day of the solar eclipse (and also the same day Dahlia got executed hmmm maybe that’s why there’s dahlia flowers hmmm (if I ever end up writing a fic I’ll do a thing where they cut up the plant leaves and make an antidote to the poison or some shit) and she names it Charley II. And she says that it’s gonna be lucky for the office and they start getting more clients (maybe the plant keeps killing people?)
ALL THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS STUFF HAPPENS. Just wanted to add little bit of context…
In the fic I would have like, idk, Maya and Mia exorcize the fucking plant LMAO.
Close up fo scared Edgeworth becuase he is my favorite.
More close ups. Hands are hard. ALSO DON’T MENTION MY TOTALLY INCONSISTENT ART STYLE.
(I might post the drabbles I wrote of the Au cause I actually kind of like them…)
Edits: SHIT I JUST REALIZED I WROTE CALLIN INSTEAD OF CAUSIN bro. Also forgot Edgeworth’s glasses in that other one.
#ace attorney#Phoenix wright#Krisnix#Narumitsu#miles Edgeworth#just realized I forgot Edgeworth’s glasses#whatever#little law office of horrors#I LOVE THAT NAME SM#I’m so smart#I loveeee Phoenix as Audrey#it’s just#perfect#also there’s something soooo nice about Edgeworth being really nerdy#if his dad didn’t die he’d have time to fully develop as a nerd#already a nerd#but if he had a normal childhood?#ULTRA NERD#he’s soooo Seymour coded#Wrightworth
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No no no cause what if Magnifico was a star? Keyword there being ‘was’. For one reason or another he was taken from his parents and brother (star) and stripped of his divinity and marooned on earth, maybe a vengeful family member which could have been a reference to Hercules (HERACLES).
He’s left with some magic and is raised by farmers. One day he finds out about his past, he gets angry and runs off and while he’s gone his home is attacked, he comes back right as the bandits leave and he tries to save his parents but can’t and they die. He runs off and is just kind of there for a year or two before a powerful sorcerer finds him and recognises his magic and so takes him in and trains him.
AND WHEN THE MOVIE HAPPENS HE TRIES TO STEAL STARS DIVINITY OUT OF JEALOUSY AND HE SUCCEEDS BUT STAR CONVINCES HIM TO GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE HE’D HAVE TO GIVE UP AMAYA.
It’s all like:
Star: “You’ll get the whole world and all its power. But it’s at the cost of her.”
Magnifico: *Visibly conflicted* “… I just want to go home.”
Star: “You already are.”
#i’m so smart#genius#Disney should have hired me#disney wish#king magnifico#queen amaya#wish asha#star#IM GONNA DRAW IT#I DONT CARE IF NO ONE LOOKS BEAUTY CRAVES EYES BUT WILL EXIST WITHOUT IT
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Silly Idea
instead of getting coins or waiting miserably for the next episodes, become buds with a fast passer and make them send you the comic 😎😎‼️‼️
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Guess who wildly misunderstood the concept of a one credit class
[Encouraging message from @sailing-ever-west]
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A comedy about a group of witches advertising their coven and they put up flyers around town except some teenagers vandalize the flyers to say “CO[n]VEN[t]” in sharpie and so a bunch of nuns show up and suffice it to say it gets very lesbian from then on out.
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what if mcr5 is a spooky/haunted/abandoned carnival album with all the references to clowns and shit as well as the decay
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